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HG THREAD.
DAY 9!
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>>6273297
They have the right to be afraid, but why should you care ??
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I don't want to do anything anymore
I will just sleep
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>>6273284
It seems I was right not to trust you, stranger. And I was correct, you are a fool. I may not even be half the man people expect me to be. But slight me again in this fashion and not even The Dusk Dragon can stop me from demanding vengeance, traitor. Did I make myself clear?!
>>6273252
Bad karma and a wise lesson. That's what I gained form this. And perhaps an archnemesis. Or simply one to keep an close eye on.
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>>6273314
Because it's hard for me to make friends.
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>>6273284
Let's go with the latter!
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>>6273288
AND THE WINNER IS...
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>>6273233 (Orange)
There's no need to be so confused, dear. You're in good company. You can call me Courfeyrac.
>He extends his arm towards the girl for a handshake
I'll assume you're new around these parts?
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>>6273337
STARMAN!. CONGRATS!
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>>6273284
JUST GIVE IT TO ME!
>>6273338
>She stares down at the hand in utter confusion
Uh, no? I've been around for a few months, I just...don't show up unless it's on accident. Or if I'm just that desperate for food.
>>6273346
Uh, congrats? And thanks?
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>>6273337
Nice job, Starman!
That was one villainous kill!
Thanks for hosting, bucko!
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>>6273198 (Alphys)
Oh, why hello there, Alphys! How are you, dearie?
>>6273199 (Garma)
Always been, dearie. That's a rather strange question, ahuhuhu~.
>>6273284 (Alfred)
No, I'm just surprised. That's all, dearie. She does not seem like someone who would participate in an event such as this, ahuhuhu~!
Possibly, dearie. It looks like she's arrived, so you can ask her yourself!
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>>6273346
And that's the end of that.
Thanks and all that.
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>>6273346
Grats and thanks for hosting
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>>6273346
PLACEMENTS!
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>>6273346
Thanks for hosting.
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>>6273346
I performanced poorly, disregarding being stabbed in the back by a coward...Glory to the victor! And thank you for this melee!
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>>6273359
i-i'm good..
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>>6273322
Don't we all ?
>>6273323
Each encounter is a part of our destinies, so you and him and I will meet again.
>>6273330
Why would you want friends ? Walking alone is kinda awesome most of the time.
>>6273346
Con-Gratz-Ulla-Tions !
>>6273366
Thanks for hosting.
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>>6273346
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6273366
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6273376
That's fantastic! What have you been up to, dearie? My, it seems like ages since I've seen you!
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>>6273366
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>6273388
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
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>>6273346
Thanks... for... hosting... congra.....
>Passes out
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>>6273288
Huh, I forgot to bring healing items. How careless.
...WHAT ABOUT SAVE POINTS--
>>6273323
Woah, woah, calm down, man! I'm an idiot (and it's not like that's not common knowledge), but you gotta simmer down a little bit! I'm not expecting you to forgive me, but take a deep breath and calm down, okay? Let's settle this civilly and without any spats!
>>6273331
Alright, sweet! All you need to do is not be on her bad side, it's easy! Tread carefully and appeal to her interests and she'll like you! It's simple, you know?
>>6273356
OH GOOD JESUS CHRIST!
>With the speed of an Italian, he pulls out a burger and throws it at the girl.
DON'T KILL ME OR ANYTHING, I WAS JUST MAKING SURE YOU WOULDN'T DIE~!
>>6273346
Yo, congrats to Starman, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>6273359
Well, she comes here pretty often! I can only assume it's because of the change of scenery, but maybe you might see her around! It's a guarantee, y'know?
...She's here? I dunno, I don't wanna butt in or anything...
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>>6273411
THANKS FOR PLAYING TO ALL OF YOU TOO!
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>>6273356
>He awkwardly pulls his hand back and puts it behind his back
Well, in any case I hadn't seen you until today. Were you, uh, were you looking for food in that tree?
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>>6273391
W-Well... i-i did nothing except of watching a-anime
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>>6273411
>She immediately tears in to the burger with wild abandon, eating wrapper and all like a starved animal
>>6273421
Yeah...it's been almost a month. I thought there might be a bird nest up there or something.
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>>6273359
It's not everyday I see a giant spider. It's like something from a comic book, except they are ugly and evil.
>>6273411
The problem with that is...this person is really hard to read.
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>>6273388
Destiny...A word I have heard often before and have felt firsthand. And it is sometimes a harsh mistress. I indeed sometimes wonder if It was destiny that brought me here. Or perhaps the gods were looking for a good laugh.
>>6273411
I am being civil. Far more than you deserve. Were you a citizen of my kingdom, your act would be seen as treason, punishable by death.
....Parley it is then. Speak your peace and do not test my patience.
>As a sign of goodwill, he withdraws his sword from his scabbard and drives the blade into the ground, a symbol of ''ceasefire'' the way he knows it.
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>>6273438
Wait... are you saying you were in that tree for a whole month?
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>>6273388
Except when it's not it's really terrible.
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>>6273411
Perhaps, dearie! Is the King around as well?
>>6273429
Yes that sounds just about right for you. Say, did you ever finish that robot you mentioned before? You seemed incredibly proud of the idea!
>>6273444
I don't appreciate name-calling, dearie.
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>>6273460
You take offense to being called a giant spider? I mean you kind of are one...
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>>6273409
>Tucks in
Goodnight
>Kissu
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>walks right into the thread
Ugh. Look at all the cancer...oh well, guess i'm stuck here for a while. What's up everyone?
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>>6273451
Your destiny is lulzy, god or no.
>>6273455
Do you want me to be your... friend ?
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>>6273460
Y-Yes!. i-is actually the best thing i did in my l-life
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>>6273511
>kissu
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>>6273511
>kissu
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>>6273511
Are you from ERP?. because i thing i saw you there
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>>6273511
the sky
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>>6273438
>The hero looks on in morbid curiousity, wondering how you eat the wrapper without choking to death. For fun, he decides to throw in another burger.
>>6273444
Alright, so she's emotionless! There's only one guideline you have to follow - if she doesn't tell you to go away, she tolerates your presence! Try to make it so that she doesn't not look forward to seeing you!
>>6273451
...A-And I'd come back anyway. Man, and to think that the death penalty only applied to my country and a few others, too. Look, I don't want no trouble, so let's just try not to insult each other. I'm better than that, contrary to popular belief.
"Parley"? Um... Parley it is, then! I dunno what that is, so forgive me if I'm slow on a few things.
>The hero begins to put his hands up on a defensive position, trying his hardest not to anger the stranger.
...Alright. So, I'm sorry for setting off an explosion and killing you and two others.
>>6273460
Eh... That's Asgore, right? He comes around here often, and I'm pretty good friends with him, actually! He's a cool person, wouldn't you agree?
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>>6273538
>Wipes my cheek of the filth you just planted on it
Disgusting! Away with you vermin.
>>6273541
What do you take me for? Some kind of degenerate? Get out of my face.
>>6273543
>Snickers
Pfft. You got me there.
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>>6273453
Huh? Nonono! I just haven't had anything to eat for that long.
>>6273511
I'm so hungry....
>>6273554
>She dives in to the air to catch the other one, before proceeding to devour the both of them
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>>6273555
With that attitude of course i think you are a degenerate
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>>6273514
Yes! That would be great!
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>>6273511
It's because I'm here, isn't it? I'd say it's been a pretty good day. Good evening, miss.
>>6273564
...Should I keep throwing in burgers? Like, I'm pretty sure that eating the whole thing, wrapper and all, is pretty... Pretty unhealthy, actually. And that means a lot coming from me.
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>>6273575
I'm not gonna be nice about it. So you're just gonna have to deal with it.
>>6273564
>Tosses a nugget
You don't wanna know where I got it from.
>>6273607
Yeah, it's been alright...better than most days which are dull as can be.
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>>6273554
>Sighs
I don't know...maybe this is all just a lost cause.
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>>6273554
I am aware of the natures of this arena. But you worked with me a moment only to betray me right after. This is not coincidence the way I see it.
You show regret and for that I will forget about this event. Like you, I am not here to make enemies either. And do not assume a defensive posure. I am not going to murder you when I offered you peace myself.
>The young man ( Or boy?..) picks up his sword, wipes the dirt clean from the tip and looks around, surveying the chaos, blood and fires everyone.
I am looking for a young woman named...I believe Rika Asakura. I have been ordered to relay her message.
>>6273514
''Lulzy''? Uhm...I am not familiar with that term, my apologies.
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>>6273607
>She doesn't seem to notice, or even care that she ate the wrapper, more focused on finishing the food
>>6273626
But what if I want more?
>She immediately starts to bite down on it
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>>6273626
i can deal with your shit, Probably-ERP-Slut-chicken-Chan
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>>6273656
>Tosses you another
You're lucky I'm so generous, senpai.
>>6273679
I mean..if you say so, Cancerous-ditto-pretending-to-be-chara-chan~
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>>6273605
Consider it done.
>>6273647
They chuckle because they know it's pointless
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>>6273700
>tfw they have better RP than you
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>>6273700
>good one
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>>6273564
>Sorry about the wait, had to answer the door.
Ah, my mistake then! Would you like for me to grab you something to eat then? Surely you must be famished after a month's wait.
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>>6273725
People actually care about this?
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>>6273725
>>6273739
Talk shit get hit.
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>>6273626
Every day is as dull as can be if you don't try hard enough, miss. Is something the matter? You seem a bit bothered.
>>6273632
With an attitude like that, it might just be a lost cause. You gotta put your all into it or else it's all gonna fall to pieces, you know? Be the cool person you are and get this done!
>>6273647
Yeah... To be fair, someone could blame that in me being an idiot and accidentally setting an explosive off. Truth be told, that's honestly the most plausible of explanations, but I don't blame you for thinking lowly of me.
It's just normal for me to make a few people upset. I seem to have a bad habit of doing that, and for that I gotta say sorry. I'm sorry for being on edge, but I just don't wanna make anybody mad...
>With a sigh, he stops putting his hands up and places them on his hips instead, looking at the sword in apprehension.
Oh, Rika? I don't think she's here at the moment, unfortunately, but I believe she might be here tomorrow. I'd offer to relay the message for you, but I kinda upsetted her as well, so... Yeah, it's not secret that I'm an idiot.
>>6273656
...Oh, for the hell of it, here you go, miss. You've earned it, probably.
>He throws in, once again, another burger. It seems like he gets them out of nowhere, I swear...
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>>6273700
What's a senpai?
>She continues eating recklessly
>>6273738
Huh? I've been looking for one of those..."vending machine" things, but I can't find them anywhere.
...Sure?
>>6273761
>The rate she's devouring them at is seeming completely inhuman.
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>>6273757
Courfeyrac
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>>6273757
Lum
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>>6273481
I meant the "ugly and evil," phrase, unless you were referring to comic books, in which case Alphys might have a thing or two to say about that, ahuhuhu~!
>>6273520
Splendid, dearie! Shall I be able to see it one day?
>>6273554
He's a very good and fair King, if somewhat reluctant to fight or even show his face in public anymore ever since the Queen left him.
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>>6273702
Huh....so what now?
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>>6273757
Not ERP chara
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>>6273757
Chicken-chan
>>6273761
I'm bothered by this place. It's unnatural.
>>6273772
I don't even know myself. It's like I was magically forced to say it..Is this place haunted?
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>>6273784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7wdGT_t_t4
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>>6273761
It takes courage to admit you are flawed, no matter what one might say to you. It is the first step towards becoming a better man..or woman, ofcourse.
>Noticing the man's discomfort with his sword still drawn, he slowly puts it back where it belongs - in it's scabbard
The day I draw innocent blood with my sword is the day I failed myself, my family, my king and my people. And that day is not today nor shall it ever be.
I appreciate the offer, sir. But I am under strict orders to deliver her the message myself.
>>6273702
Hah...Then they hear my prayers every night after all it seems. Good to know.
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>>6273757
Neptune
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>>6273783
i c-can call him right now if you r-really want to see him
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>>6273761
You're right, I got to prove myself! I can't be down.
...Thanks for the advice Alfred.
>>6273783
I was actually. Whose Alphys?
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>>6273813
>kissu
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>>6273777
wtf
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>>6273772
I'm not sure what those are, but I'm confident you'll find one eventually. Let's see here, what do we have...Ah! The finest foreign pasta known to man. It may be a bit cold from the storage, but surely anything must taste good after a month.
>He sets out a plate of it for the girl, then bows and takes a step back
Enjoy the meal!
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>>6273800
What's a haunted?
>She scratches the side of her head.
>Oh no, it's retarded.
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>>6273836
What's that? Is something the matter?
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>>6273828
>Kissus back.
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>>6273816
That'd be nice, dearie! I would love to see what the final design looks like, ahuhuhu~!
>>6273827
The Royal Scientist, dearie, and also the yellow lizard monster I've been conversing with.
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>>6273838
...I-i'm just gonna back away now before your stupidity spreads to me.
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HOW'RE YAH WINNERS DOING?
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>>6273837
>She gasps loudly, before sort of picking it up straight from the plate and wolfing it down with her bare hands
>>6273871
...Oh. Okay. Thanks for the good lady. Does this mean I owe you?
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>>6273801
We are cowboys now?
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>>6273863
>is surprised once more by a returned kissu
>runs away
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>>6273887
Yes, and we ride.
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>>6273886
No. Keep all your possessions. Don't touch me or give me anything you've touched.
>>6273879
>Sticks you in the toaster
Was a little hungry, but you showed up to save me. Thank you.
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>>6273862
Ive recently started watching this and thought it was weird that someone is rping Lum
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>>6273889
>Shoots legs.
No running away! You're mine now!
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>>6273772
...I'd tell you to slow down, but it seems like you're really hungry. I'll wait for you to finish what you've got before I give you another one, okay?
>>6273783
Ooh. I've heard stories about that, and I wouldn't blame him for doing that. Is it... THAT bad? Like, for real? No one hates him that much, surely! Right? Right?
...R-Right?
>>6273800
Everyone in this place is unnatural, so I don't blame you for thinking that. Heck, even I'm a bit unnatural at times. What makes you feel that way, if I can be nosy real quick?
>>6273802
Although I say I'm the hero, it's no secret that I'm flawed. People say that heroes should be perfect, but at the end of the day, I'm still human - I can always improve on my mistakes, after all!
>He visibly calms down when the man places his sword back in his scabbard, slowly beginning to smile.
It's good to see that you have such honour, sir. I wouldn't blame you for being mad at me, but seeing that you can be civil over a bad event kinda makes me glad.
Then... She'll most likely be here tomorrow, or maybe the day after that. She comes here often, so you'd have a better chance finding her then than you would now.
>>6273827
Of course! You gotta think positive or else everything will crumble before you, y'know?
...You're welcome, Garma. If you need anymore advice, come to me, alright?
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>>6273869
I'm guessing that's the person with a affinity for comic books? Odd...
>>6273879
I'm doin-uhh...why is your head bread?
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>>6273905
I dont see any horses.
>>
Daily
reminder
to
kill
yourself
HG
cancer
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>>6273911
Oh my goodness, isn't that shocking?
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>>6273927
t.furfag or tlhg or erp
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>>6273912
>falls over and clutches legs where the bullets may have penetrated
>can no longer run anymore
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>>6273927
You're here too, just like any of us
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>>6273921
You always are optimistic...How do you do it?
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>>6273921
One minute i'm enjoying my Hawaiian Vaca and the next i'm laying on the ground in this place. Should I not be concerned about that at all?
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>>6273910
Ah! What a sensational feeling, thank you for the welcoming hospitality. It's almost as if I'm home right now really.
>>6273922
Why is your hair purple?
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>>6273923
You're the horse.
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>>6273943
Yee
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>>6273910
...I only own my baton. My baton is special, I couldnb't give you that anyways.
>>6273921
>She looks up after she finishes. To her credit she didn't waste a bite.
...Huh?
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>>6273948
>mercy kills
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>>6273921
No one really hates HIM, but the Queen was disgusted with a decree he issued after...the incident. Thus, she left him. It's truly tragic. They were such a happy family, ahuhuhu~...
>>6273922
She doesn't call them comic books. I forget the exact name, but they read backwards and also sometimes in a foreign language. They're really quite odd, ahuhuhu~.
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>>6273921
I thank you for your assistance, sir. Maybe we can have a conversation with better event preceding it the next time I decide to hone my skill in battle here, yes?
And..I do not wish to brag or boast like a drunken reveller, but I was raised to be understanding and patient even when offended. I might lead one day. In a way it is you who should be thanked for being patient with my outburst at first. it was unworthy and rude.
No harm done?
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>>6273970
>Takes a bite of you
Heyy, That's pretty good!
>>6273978
>Takes your baton and throws it across the room
Oh no, now it's over there. Maybe you should to get it!
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>>6273948
So why are you always running away?
>>6273992
No! I need him alive!
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>>6274013
K-kissus are supposed to be one sided. It's different when the other retaliates with one!
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>>6273970
It's my natural hair color. I don't thing having a bread for a head is natural.
>>6273993
So what's your deal? You seem kind for something not human, don't tell me you are here to partake in this bloodbath.
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>>6273971
But im a cat!
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>>6274022
Think*
how embarrassing...
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>>6274006
>As you grab it she punches you in the face with inhuman force
HEY!
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>>6274021
Ech? Why? It's lame. It's only friendly kissu after all. Everyone loves kissus!
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>>6273869
O-Ok!
>uses his phone
Um.. mettaton someone wants to see you
>Mettaton: darling, but you know i'm always busy!. if someone wants to see me he or she needs a tv!
B-But mettaton is just a f-few minutes..
>Mettaton: fine. just for you, darling ~
>click
he says is coming right now
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>>6274052
>kissu
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>>6274052
>Coughs loudly
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>>6274052
Fine. I'll accept it as a friendly kissu then.
>reaches up to kissu, but with shot legs he is unable to reach
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>>6274006
Bonn appetite! Sister!
>Makes a sandwich out of himself.
>>6274022
That's quite a strange gene you've inherited, oh well; allow me to formally introduce myself! I am Plain Bread Chan a student/club leader of Babuu 3 of the elite Holy Sphagetti Academy from the Neo-Maguhare Empire. My wealth trumps all. Sounds like a handful right? No worries. You'll get use to me in no time friend.
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>>6274022
Dearie, do you have the misconception that all monsters are evil? I should have figured the humans would have taught the future generations as much after they won the war, ahuhuhu~...
And yes, dearie. Yes, I am. It's quite good fun sometimes.
>>6274066
Mettaton, is it? I'm ecstatic to meet him, ahuhuhu~!
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Wow, nice game you got right there, I wish I was in
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>>6274116
Mange une bite
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>>6274077
>Kissus back friendly.
>>6274083
Well, okay. ALMOST everyone. There is always some exceptions.
>>6274090
Opps, I shouldn't shoot you. The only thing we can do for now is kill you! And hoping you will revive for the next game!
>Aims.
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>>6274032
Never ever forget your full name is Schrödinger-Jödel-Blondhorse-Nazicat
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>>6274102
Did someone called my name?. oh my.. looking fabulous, darling ~
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>>6274130
I laughed, I shouldn't have, but I did
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>>6274132
W-wait! Can I just get one more kissu?
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>>6274048
>bobs back for a bit and recovers by punching you back in the nose
That freakin hurt!
>>6274100
>Has a nose bleed all over the sandwich I was about to eat.
Great. Now my lunch is ruined too.
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>>6274132
>Literally fucking dies because something too cute for life kissu'd him
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>>6273959
How do I do it? Hm? It's... Easy, actually. I gotta look towards the future. It's hard to explain - I just am, you know?
>>6273963
Well, when you put it like that, of COURSE you should be concerned about that. I wonder... How are you not freaking out about this at all? You seem totally fine, if not a little bit uncomfortable.
>>6273978
>The hero cheekily grins, kneeling down to her level.
"Huh", what? Do you want some more food or not?
>>6273993
I bet they were a happy family, dude. I may not know them personally, but it really does seem sad, you know? I wonder what could've caused such a rift in their relationship.
...It really does seem sad. I don't know if I should ask about it.
>>6274002
Yeah! I'd like that, actually! You seem like a pretty nice person, in all honesty, so I'd love to talk to you under better circumstances, you know?
If only I was raised the same way... Dude, like, I'm glad to hear that you know how to treat others nicely. I think you'd be a good leader someday, to tell the truth. I think I should be the one apologising since I was the one that set you off, you know? I forgive you regardless, dude. The hero knows better than to hold grudges.
No harm done, man. We know better than to hold grudges.
>Sorry for being late, everyone!
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>>6274148
>thumbnail
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>>6274148
>She barely even flinches as she tries to grab her baton back. It felt like punching a rock.
So what!? It's special!
>>6274178
...There's more?
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>>6274178
..While I appreciate the encouragement, I am far from the man I want AND am expected to be. I am starting to reach the point where no matter how much work I put into my education, I'll never reach the perfection and skill my people demand.
Untill we meet again, stranger.
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>>6274147
Mmm... I guess, what bad can happen after all?
>Kissus once again.
>>6274150
Aw, anon! Ah, well; we probably will see each other time. Rest in pepperoni.
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>>6274141
>Muffet's eyes widen.
>All of them.
Oh my, well hello dearie! You're looking quite fabulous yourself, ahuhuhu~! Alphys really outdid herself creating you!
>>6274178
The story is well known in the Underground. I can tell it to you, but be warned that it is rather depressing. Ahuhuhu~...
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>>6274192
>Implying I haven't crushed rocks with my bare hand
>Your nose is now broken
>>6274192
You're pretty special too. What are you even made of?
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>>6274205
>it was a trap
>Surprise kissus the Neptune before running away giggling
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>>6274205
Thank you...
>anon shuts his eyes and happily resigns to his fate, waiting for the bullet to come and end his life.
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>>6274137
That's a mouthful. I have to go!bye!
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>>6274100
That's actually funny...Holy Spaghetti Academy! How did you come up with that?
>>6274102
You say all monsters aren't evil and here you are saying you enjoy killing people here.What war are you talking about anyway?
>>6274178
I wish I shared that trait, consider me jealous.
It's hard for me to not be depressed these days.
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>>6274206
Of course i look fabulous ~, i tell alphys to make my body the most fabulous body of all!
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>>6274212
>To her credit, she barely even seems aware that she's been hit as she hugs her baton
...Uh. I'm average. Just...just average. Totally.
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>>6274285
Lady, you are all kinds of fucked up in the head and I ain't messing with that.
>Walks away with out even saying goodbye
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>Places a sign on the thread and leaves
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>>6274293
...Alright? Bye.
>She wipes the blood from her nose and walks off in another direction as well
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>>6274297
Which chapter is that?
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>>6274255
I never said I enjoyed the killing dearie, not do I represent all monsters if that may be the case. You really enjoy jumping to conclusions, ahuhuhu~!
Why, the war of humans and monsters, dearie! You should know about that.
>>6274262
She definitely made it fabulous, ahuhuhu~! So tell me, dearie, what do you do now that you're sentient?
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>>6274192
There's more. Be honest with me, dude. How much do you want?
>>6274203
If you have an attitude like that, I don't think you'll ever reach it, dude. You gotta disregard the past and look towards the future, you know? If you know what's best for your people, you'll do what you can for them at the best you can, okay?
See you later, sir. I'll try to tell Rika to look for you, I guess. Have a good day!
>>6274206
...
>The hero has a sullen expression on his face, but he nods.
I've lived through my own tragedies, so I bet I can listen to it without any problems. Can you tell me it, please?
>>6274255
It's easy to be positive, dude. I can teach you to be positive if you want me to.
...Ooh. I'm gonna help you out with that if you want me to, dude. How bad is it, Garma?
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>>6274255
I'm most powerful and most richest out of the student body, whatever I say, goes! My reputation is significant, I can mend the school under my presence alone. The Academy is real!
>He shows you a pic with his squad.
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succ me
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>>6274347
>Blows you
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>>6274329
You did say it was fun...
Anyways, I have absolutely no idea what war you are talking about.
>>6274331
I don't think there is anything you can do, only time can heal...I hope.
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>>6274329
Well, darling... the only thing i do is... BEING FABULOUS ~
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>>6274365
who is this
i'm calling chris hansen
you sick goddamn creep
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>>6274374
However, I CAN help you hurry the process by being there for you. It's easy, you know? The hero's gonna help you out with this, don't you worry.
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>>6274390
The name's Chicken-chan...And don't you forget it~
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>>6274331
>She suddenly stares at him with a deer-in-headlights look, before running off as fast as possible
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>>6274410
Your company is good enough Alfred. I appreciate it,truly.
I'm afraid I have some matters to attend to. I'll be back later, take care.
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>>6274331
Well, alright, dearie. I'll try to be as brief yet detailed as I can.
The King and Queen originally had a son, named Asriel. They were quite the happy family, always joyous and smiling in public. Then, one day, a human child fell into the Underground. Asriel found the fallen human and took the child back to the King and Queen. The human became like a brother to Asriel and was also adored by the King and Queen. Life proceeded happily for a while, and many of us hoped this could be used to bridge the divide between humans and monsters.
Then one day, the human grew ill. Despite the King and Queen's best efforts, the child...passed away. Asriel, in his shock and grief, absorbed the human's soul in that moment, transforming into a powerful monster. He took the child's body, crossed through the barrier separating the Underground from the surface, and went to the child's village. As he laid the child's body on a patch of flowers, screams and shouts erupted. The humans, terrified not just of Asriel but of all monsters, proceeded to attack him. He was fatally wounded in that assault, but had just enough strength to return to the castle in the Underground, where he collapsed onto a bed of flowers. His dust spread across the garden.
Shortly thereafter, the King, in his own grief, declared that he would take the soul of any human that fell down into the Underground. Once he had all seven needed to destroy the barrier, we would avenge Asriel and destroy the humans once and for all. The Queen was mortified by his decision, however, and left him posthaste. The once-happy family was reduced to just two, separated by their own decisions.
>She sighs.
>>6274374
It's fun conversing and interacting with you all, dearie.
My my, you don't know about the war of humans and monsters? Shall I tell THAT story as well?
>>6274376
You're the best at your job, then, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>
>Turns a radio
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>>6274412
is
is this tricky
tricky posted a chicken-chan meme at me recently
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>>6274465
Thanks for ignoring me, purple hair guy, I wasn't joking about my school either.... ....
>He waves sadly.
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>>6274486
>a dubstep song plays in
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>>6274474
>>6274486
>puts a radio station where there is only techno music
>dances
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>>6274435
...Did I come off as too scary? Maybe I should've said it a bit more gentler... Yeah, that's it. Sorry, miss! See you later!
>>6274465
If you say so, Garma. I'll always be here if you need some company, alright? See you later, man. The hero will always be here.
>>6274474
>The hero is rendered absolutely speechless by the story, not knowing how or what to respond with.
...Pardon my French, miss, but goddamn, what a story. How did... It didn't sound fun at all. Like, man, not even the Revolutionary War is as heartbreaking as that. This is just... How is... What do I say to that, man?
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>>6274518
>Her eyes light up again.
>Yes, all of them again.
Oh my, dearie, you are going to be a star!
>>6274525
Alfred, dearie, it's quite alright to be speechless. I know I definitely was when the King announced all this had happened. I had never seen him cry before. I did not even realize he could cry...
>She sighs again.
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>>6274587
But i'm already a STAR
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Have you noticed ?
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>>6274650
Maybe.
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>>6274650
Yes I have noticed that the title is mine
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>>6274587
I know, but I'm usually the fella that always talks, you know? This... I didn't think that the both of them would end up like THAT!
>The hero takes off his glasses in a dramatic fashion, putting them in his pocket.
Like, man. I can't see them being the type of person to cry. He seems so strong...
>>6274650
Yes, I have noticed. It's really strange, isn't it?
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>>6274486
>She plugs her phone into the radio, and turns on a fitting song for this state of quietness.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyK0RS6J_8A
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>>6274650
noticed what?
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>>6274621
Ah, I'm not surprised, dearie! I've been away from the Underground for quite a while now, so my apologies.
>>6274677
Yes, but after losing two children in one night followed by the Queen leaving him...I can't imagine the mental anguish. Ahuhuhu~...
I forget if I already asked, dearie, but you're speaking like the King is also here. Is he?
>>6274650
What, dearie?
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>>6274671
Not that you dork.
>>6274665
>>6274677
>>6274704
>>6274715
Have you noticed how totally, completely, absolutely, utterly BORING this place is without its Top Ace to make this hellhole worth giving a visit ?
Luckily for you all, The Man decided to ditch his plans for tonight and instead grace his fans with one of his A+ game, as they desperately starve for one.
So you jabronis better get your gears ready, cause shit's about to go down in 5 minutes.
Reset timers and F5 the fuck out of that catalog as always. The game's size will be decided in the new thread.
>>
I still want Jill to fuck me with a strap-on
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>>6274715
It doesn't sound like a good time by any means. Like, and here I thought that most of the nations had really sad stories... I'd hate to see the poor guy like that.
Well, not here currently, but a small version of himself pops up occasionally. A kid, so to say. I was referring to him in the present tense because he is kinda here.
>>6274748
I've noticed that, and I appreciate you taking the time to do that for us! Thank you so much, man!
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>>6274748
Alright, dearie! You sound so eager, I can't help but feel invigorated, ahuhuhu~!
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>>6274749
It ain't going to happen.
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Don't you know who I am?
>>
>You're gonna carry that weight.
NO
FUCK YOU
I DIDN'T WANT THESE FEELINGS
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>>6274779
A big guy?
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>>6274786
Bang.
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>>6274806
IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
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>>6274786
See you space cowboy....
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>>6274769
It was quite the depressing sight, dearie. I completely understand why he does not enjoy appearing in public any longer, ahuhuhu~...
The King, but when he was a child? How intriguing, ahuhuhu~! I wonder how the Queen feels about that...
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