HG thread
>>6262759
When you scream it out it all secrecy is thrown out the window.
>>6262776
>Still keeps hugging
The cold feels nice.
>>6262878
>>6262944
Silly human, you shouldn't be hugging me~.
>>6262961
And neither of us should be alive.
What's your main point?
>>6262985
I shouldn't exist~. It's just not safe to hug me, kehehe.
>still awake
>not tired enough to sleep
wat do?
>>6263031
what time is it for you?
>>6263031
Something meaningful.
>>6263031
What about going into a night walk?. is always great when you are not tired!
>>6263031
Go out for a light jog and tire yourself out.
>>6263031
fap
>>6263018
I'm a literal bomb.
I'm ok with that.
>>6263086
And I could just try to feed on you at any time.
>>6263143
>wanna play a game?
What kind of game?
>>6263109
Go for it don't be surprised when the nanites start eating away at you from the inside though.
>>6263143
Fair enough, do jumping jacks or any general exercise then.
>>6263143
What kind of game? A game of bloodshed?
>>6263031
>Lucky you, I fuckin' napped for five hours. It's 11:30. I'm not going to be able to actually sleep.
>>6263143
Do it, do it!
>>6263154
Kahaha! Who cares about your human biology?
>>6263173
even running up and down the stairs will do champ.
>>6263190
It's not biology,
It is tecnology.
>>6263143
Do something fun then.
Oh well, enough yawning, let's play a game.
first 24
>>6263175
>Dang. I called you a weeb five hours ago! Time flew!
>>6263212
Tsukishima Jinbei
>>6263212
Momohime Jinkuro
>>6263212
Sunset
>>6263212
Nude Denton
>>6263212
Alexander the Great
>>6263212
Monster Kid
>>6263212
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6263212
Lord Raptor
>>6263212
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>6263212
Rin Tohsaka
>>6263212
Regulus Corneas
>>6263212
Kagerou Imaizumi
>>6263212
Natsuki Subaru
>>6263212
Muffet
>>6263220
>I'm not a weeeeeeb!
>>6263202
Aaaand? I don't care, I don't care!
>>6263212
Kurumi
>>6263212
Capra Demon
United Bombing Denton
>Replace first denton please.
>>6263212
Reigen Arataka
>>6263212
Neru Akita
>>6263212
Quadratus
>>6263212
Nagato
>>6263257
Then by all means bite.
>>6263212
Jeff Gordon
>>6263255
>Haha! Alright. You just got some weeb buds! They're going to convert you, yo!
>Oh, I meant to talk OOC. Shit.
2 more.
>>6263260
Is that entry yours?
>>6263212
Kaede Akamatsu
>>6263212
Sorona
>>6263291
Aye it is.
Swap for the first one if you can.
Or keep it.
>>6263212
Araragi
>>6262920
Wh-what? I'm not screaming! I'm perfectly calm!
>>6262802
Next time try to to test it out on me. It makes us both look silly if there's a blanket around our necks.
>>6262866
I should scare you! Just look into my eyes and tell me I don't terrify your little vampire heart!
>>6263212
King Dedede
>>6263309
Gonna swap nude Denton for Araragi, okay?
>>6263212
Lum-chan
>>6263212
Eredin, King of the Hunt
>>6263324
I accept this challenge.
>>6263294
why is there a breathalizer attached to that keytar
>>6263324
Let's go racing!
>>6263223
>>6263335
>>6263324
Do it. I don't want to hear any objections.
>>6263324
I'm ok with that.
>>6263315
Be quiet for a second and listen. Do you hear that?
>>6263316
Give the bird my spot
>>6263272
Bleegh. It's not as much fun when you just let that happen.
>>6263315
>She reaches up and flicks his nose
Vampires don't fear anything~.
>>6263290
>God I hope not. I'm not ready to watch anime.
>You're being possessed by the RP, hahah.
>>6263324
Ready, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6263373
Is truly the lack of permission your only mechanic into entertainment?
>>6263260
Hah.
>>6263324
It looks super fine, dude! You can go ahead when you're ready!
>>6263369
Ayy, thanks yellow.
>>6263324
We begin
>>6263324
The time has come
>>6263369
>Subaru pipes down for a second and tries to listen to whatever the blond girl's hearing
U...no, I don't know what you're hearing.
>>6263373
PILAFF!
>the flick to his nose ends up making him bleed
Stop abusing me! I've done nothing but act kind and humble towards you, yet you're trying to hurt me!
>>6263404
We're off!
>>6263404
I've said it many times, but I'm not "running away"! I'm just making a tactical retreat! Any sane person would know that!
>>6263404
>>6263404
You made that really easy mister psychic.
>>6263404
You're going to share that bait, dearie, right?
>>6263296
I want to fuck this dragon
>>6263212
Senshougahara
>>6263404
Oh. Oh well.
>>6263324
>>6263364
Y-You didn't need to do that...
>>6263404
But I guess I have no choice now!
>>6263432
I will get my revenge, human!!
>>6263398
Yellow...I like it.
>pulls out her phone and stars tapping random buttons
>>6263417
It's called silence. Which is much better than you screaming at the top of your lungs.
>slaps the back of your head
>>6263369
Oh, I missed yours due to not being linked.
Shall I restart? or keep going?
>>6263385
>Dude, if you end up doing so, Hunter x Hunter (2011) is pretty sweeeeet. Only anime I've ever watched!
>>6263404
>>6263441
Oh god... I hope this jar doesn't open too easily...! The smell alone. Ugh! And, yeah, dude!
>He surrounded his maw over the lid and carried it about.
>>6263449
Trust me I did.
>>6263446
The humans already did that in my childhood
>they raped me
>>6263451
You can try, but you wont be able to catch me!
>>6263449
>>6263404
>>6263369
I think my swap request was overlooked.
>>6263396
Noo, I can't intimidate you in to it~.
>>6263417
Awww, I didn't even put that much effort in to it.
>>6263460
You could have told me that's what you wanted instead of abusing me...but fine, you'll get your wish
>he stands there quietly, looking at the blonde girl
>>6263460
Yeah. But yer gift was a bit too late as you're still in tha arena.
Good luck out there, girlie. Thanks fer tryin'.
>>6263462
Up to you. My fault for not linking.
>>6263478
Now this is some fucking DEEP LORE
>>6263505
Shhh... It'll all be over soon, y'know? Just close your eyes and try to keep still a little bit.
...Man, I almost feel like a legit hero! I drowned a dragon with the help of another gal! Who else can say they did that?
>>6263473
If you say so...
>>6263491
WHA- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
>>6263496
Do it.
>>6263505
>Monster Kid's shack is where the cool dudes are at.
>>6263514
It all depends if DDD wants to.
>>6263505
i killed every insect, but why not this spider?!
>>6263478
...h-hot
>>6263505
I guess I coud put them on the grabes of the people who died today... If they even get graves.
>>6263540
Just continue with tha show. I'm playin' with other people anyways.
>>6263404
Ooh! There you are, Ron!
>>6263531
Naaaah~.
*knock knock*
>>6263505
>>6263563
Okay, hope you enjoy your orange juice.
>>6263574
hey it's me goku
>>6263505
FUCK
>>6263527
Ikr (after a years, when I discovered my elemental power -the fire, duh- Ibburn their city and then I commanded a war against them and I enxtingued mankind from my world, Yulea)
>>6263529
YOU WILL REGRET THIS HUMAN
>>6263491
cute
>>6263569
Want some chocolate?
>>6263505
Neat
>>6263496
That doesn't matter! Apologize for hitting me right now!
>>6263587
I-I did nothing and payed the ultimate price for it. Hell hath no furry like a woman's scorn...
>>6263587
Fuck
>>6263502
I know I know. I screwed up, geez.
>>6263511
Do you have a phone?
>>6263513
Don't thank me for screwing up. Make feel like a complete idiot.
>>6263540
I didn't mean to cause trouble.
>>6263587
Bye bye Subaru! You couldn't stand against me without pissing yourself.
>>6263574
IT'S THE UNITED STATES!
...Seriously though, who's there?
>>6263587
A fire? This doesn't seem all too safe at all. Maybe I should just... Leave it alone.
>>6263600
NOT IF I'M STILL STANDING, YOU OLD BAG OF BONES! COME AT ME, AND YOU'LL HAVE THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME~!
...Man, banter's pretty fun! No hard feelings, right?
>>6263587
I guess this is fine, can't let a little kid like you run around on your it's own.
>>6263587
>...!
>Dude, I lost so much teeth making that shack and storing my supplies in there!
>>6263587
Grave is always open to blokes willing to fall in.
>>6263611
>continues staring at her in complete silence
>>6263614
It's not my fault you caught me at a bad time! I've been holding it in for waaay too long!
>>6263464
>I must remain pure!
Dearie, please don't accidentally swallow the jar.
>>6263505
Oh, my, I snagged quite a few of you, ahuhuhu~!
>>6263587
>She breaks the jar of bait open.
We were supposed to share, dearie, ahuhuhu~.
>>6263611
Don't go off tryin' ta annoy me now. I'll do whatever I want.
>>6263642
Except you! Get out of 'ere! I'm not a Darkstalker to take lightly, paladin!
>>6263642
...
>>6263642
...
Oh, sweet Lord, please tell me that nothing bad's gonna come out of it...
>>6263619
You republic is weak against the glorious Western Yulean Empire
>old, the emperor of the Eastern Yulean Empire has 9000 years!!
>>6263608
Hmmm. Nah. Don't feel like it, don't feel like it!
>>6263605
Hmmmm. Maaaybe.
>>6263574
>Rips door off
>>6263642
>>6263685
>She reforms, grumbling, before flying off
>>6263657
Having to make excuses are you Subaru?
>>6263642
>>6263661
I was going to bring it, I swear!
...Haha! But you're probably right for breaking in and nabbing it. I might have forgot to bring it.
>He aided Muffet by caring some of the bait in his mouth, but immediately spat it out on the ground
Ugh!! Sick!
>>6263698
Who needs sleep? Just let me be the look out the entire time! You guys can trust me.
>>6263686
Woah, hold up there! "Republic"? I'm the United States of America, and we pride ourselves on being a democracy, ma'am, there's no way I'm a republic by any means! Get outta here!
...And I'll have you know that I was a part of an empire, so your threats are super empty! Age is just a placebo!
>>6263698
Snore...
>>6263705
...
Or, maybe not. Sweet! That's a super good thing for the hero!
>>6263665
You must be easily annoyed then, birdie.
>>6263657
Speak up, do you or do you not have a phone?
>>6263698
Don't try anything weird while I try to sleep.
>>6263705
>he picks her up and spins her around and around and around and around...
>>6263710
If you had a full bladder and all of a sudden saw a scary cat then I'm sure you'd do the same, right? It's a completely normal reaction!
>>6263739
Yes ma'am I do, but the only numbers on my phone are mine, my parents, and the pizza shop's!
>>6263705
>Passes you a bar of chocolate.
>>6263722
That's disgusting, dearie.
>>6263748
But I'm not a cat, and I wouldn't lose my bladder. The exact opposite, my adrenaline would kick in.
>>6263739
I ain't easily annoyed, I'm perfect.
>>6263747
Ivan, I thought we were somewhat friends, man--
...Aw, man, she's not gonna be happy, is she?
>>6263735
"democracy" Ok then
>Switzerland still beign the greatest DIRECT democracy of the Earth
Oh yeah, the British Empire, shame that it dissapeared
Meh, I don't really care about my age, my empire is wealthy and safe
>>6263747
You're chasing the wrong kid, dude! Quicker than a hiccup and more slippery than spear oil! Couldn't grab me if you tried!
>>6263762
Tastes like sushi, yo. Haha!!
>>6263763
I think you're lying through your teeth right now, but for the sake of being civil I'll allow it. Let's drop it and talk about something else that isn't embarrassing for me to hear.
>>6263758
Well of you plan on being my manager I'll need I give you my number.
>>6263773
Hey I got a question for you birdie.
>>6263804
You guys go. I'll be up for awhile.
>texts away on her phone
>>6263788
Yeah, democracy. It's fair in concept, if you take out politics and the such! It's easy!
The British Empire's still one of the greatest empires ever, dude. It disappeared, but are you seriously expecting that NOT to happen? It's like expecting the Sun to not rise!
Eh, I don't care about my age either, but your empire's gonna fall eventually. There's a fair chance it'll come back, but it's still gonna fall.
>>6263804
I'm sorry, but I can't let a demon run around freely...
>>6263686
>pets the dragon
>>6263804
Winner next turn.
>>6263831
What's it to ya, yellow?
>>6263842
Whatever happens next... ...just know I did my best and no hard feelings!
>>6263842
No nees to push me! I'd gladly jump off just to stay away from you!
>>6263842
MORE SOULS TO THE FURNACE FOR YA OZOM!
WAAAAAAHHWWWWW
>>6263791
I suppose, dearie. I've never eaten bait nor sushi.
>>6263842
Lost your balance, dearie? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6263831
A-are you asking me for my number so you can a-ask me on a date!?
Kyaaaaaaah~!!
>>6263748
>She clearly doesn't care, laughing to herself
>>6263760
>She immediately tears the wrapper off and bites in to it
>>6263832
My empire its safe
I have 3 children in teen age, they will control the empire after I go away...
But you nation, thst's other history...
I will love to see when the United States collapses
>>6263885
Savage
>>6263894
Thanks for playing.
>>6263885
I'm laughing so hard right now, Tem.
Anyway, thanks for hosting.
>Cap
>>6263894
Congrats, kid-dono
>>6263902
Thanks for hosting, Host-sama
>>6263902
Thanks for the concert, mate.
>>6263885
Yo, that's just... Dramatic, dude. What a bizarre turn of events! Congratulations to M.K., and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>6263897
Naaaah. Your children's gotta have children for the empire to keep going, and even then, it's gonna fall after a million years. It's obvious, dude. It WILL fall when enough time passes.
You're not the first person to say that, but I'm proud to say that I'm gonna prove you all wrong. My nation won't fall any time soon - like, about a thousand years, give or take. Count on it.
>>6263902
Congrats, an' thanks fer hostin'.
>>6263885
Is this how betrayal feels? Ahuhuhu~...
>>6263894
Congratulations dearie!
>Yo, isn't this your first Victory? Nice job my man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRP7nQkfrM
>>6263902
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6263912
>Don't worry, so am I.
>>6263894
>>6263885
What kind of hero does that?
>>6263902
Thanks for everything Ruby.
>kissu
>>6263896
>clearly angry at her giggling, he lets go
TELL SICK FUCKS TO STOP DRAWING THIS REEEEEEEE
>>6263894
I...
I actually won?!
Dudes!!
Am I dreaming...??
...
This is a dream come true!!
I did it for Undyne, dudes!
>>6263913
>>6263938
Thanks, dudes!!
H-haha...!
It's been fun!
Thanks, everyone else!
>>6263948
>Dang, did I squeal. This is the first time! I played for how many weeks now? Frick. Feels nice, haha.
>>6263902
Thanks for hosting!!
>>6263894
Congraaats, kid. And thaanks.
>>6263952
>She flies in midair, laughing at him
Silly humaaan.
>>6263902
Huh... that was fun to watch.
>>6263941
Sleep tight, love. Terrible nightmares to ya an' all that.
>>6263941
>tucks into bed
>>6263853
If I become successful in the music industry and become a diva, which I should, do you think I could perform at your castle?
>>6263893
N-No you idiot! I need it for when you have made appointments for for me and to give me updates!
>she appears to be rather flustered but she shakes it off then proceeds to give you a slip of paper with her number
Feel free to text me whenever you get bored or something.
>>6263902
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>6263973
Ah to be this excited over a win again, boy do I miss that.
>>6263971
>/trash/
>Stop drawing this
Are you retarded?
>Colapses into sleep
>>6263938
We will see what nation falls first...
>I saved my empire from collapsing after taking its empty throne
>>6264001
>Drapes a cloak over the man.
>>6263596
>>6263619
>>6263705
>>6263990
>Puts his hand on his chin and thinks to himself a little
If yer good at it, maybe. It would be nice fer the morale of my Waddle Dees.
They'd appreciate somethin' like that.
>>6263994
>>6264001
Sleep tight ya two.
>>6263952
Y-you said to not let anyone get in my way. ...perhaps even a friend. R-right? During that moment, your words echoed in my head... Yo, you were the first hero I met here and... Dude... your speech gave me my first win!! Why are you frowning?! Haha! I'm the coolest kid here and this victory proves it!
>>6264001
Ooooh yeah, good night.
>>6263941
Have a good night's sleep, dude!
>>6264001
...
I should help him. Good night, bro.
>>6264007
Eh... All things considered, mine probably will first, but the future is now, and I'm not gonna let things be the way they are. I bet you five bucks your nation will fall first.
...An impressive feat, but that's not gonna guarantee that others will do the same when you pass.
>>6264038
...Eh? I, uh... 'Scuse me, miss, but if I can ask this real quick, who're you?
I don't think this is a punchline to a knock knock joke.
>>6263994
Buh-bye.
>>6264001
>Pokes body
>Flies off
>>6264038
Huuuh? A...thingy?
>She reaches out to poke them in the face
>>6264049
Good. You seen me perform earlier, was that not proof enough?
>>6263974
Goddamn it! Get back down here so I can finish bullying you!
>>6263990
>Subaru looks somewhat surprised and caught off guard by this
I can't believe I've actually got a girls number! It's like I'm living in some kind of anime!
>>6264054
The answer is no monster kid. I'm glad you feel this way about me, but I cannot let you go off loving a grown man like this. Find someone else your own age.
>>6264109
I ain't rememberin' ya performin'.
>>6264100
>as you lean close, your finger pokes against a magical barrier
>>6264074
?
>it just simply glances at you, confused.
>>6264168
But...I literally sang 2 songs and danced. How did you not notice?
>>6264163
You've never had a girl's number? Ever? Are you some kind of NEET?
>>6264251
....
>With nothing better to do with her time, the awkward girl simply stares at the creature.
>>6264259
Ahaha, well, you know, I've kinda...
>>6264259
>Shrugs
Guessin' I was too busy lookin' at tha finer things in life ta me.
>>6264251
...Dude?
>The hero tilts his head, looking at you with a bewildered expression.
Do you have any idea what a knock knock joke is-- No, no, I shouldn't be asking that. Do you know what I'm saying? MUCH better!
>>6264259
The answer is yes.
>>6264285
KAITO DONT! YOU'LL BLOW MY COVER!
>>6263948
Muffet...? Muffet...!
Hey, did you see? I won, haha...
...Aw gee, I hope you're not mad at me.
Dang! Why did it have to be between us in the end...?
I'm kinda not feeling so great after that, but gee, my curiosity got the best of me.
>>6264269
It stares back with a curious look on its face, moving back a little
>>6264284
>it merely nods its head
>>6264074
You ditched! I was waiting for you for so long! Where have you been, idiot?
>>6264163
>She laughs loudly before dropping to the ground
>>6264251
Hmmmh.
>She starts chanting something quietly, with a large smile on her face.
>>6264293
Huh? I don't know what you mean.
>>6264301
>Tosses a master ball at you
>Stores you in the pc, never to be seen again.
You all should consider ending your childish lives so the rest of the world can move on without you.
>>6264301
>She takes a couple of steps forward, and sticks out her hand towards the creature.
.....
>>6264273
You've kinda what? Do you not want my number or something?
>she's texting while speaking with you, her fingers moving at blinding speeds over the keypad
>>6264283
Way to crush my spirits birdie.
>>6264285
He doesn't smell like it nor does he have stains all over him.
>>6264318
But that's my greatest strength, nya~!
>>6264316
Sh-she thinks I'm a producer! You can't spit the truth out now! I'm in waaay too deep!
>>6264298
It's quite alright, dearie. How does your first victory feel, ahuhuhu~?
>>6264318
It's ok, dach man, I still love you.
>>6264333
Kill yourself.
>>6264324
Ahah... Sorry?
>>6264301
Okay, so you know what I'm saying. Sweet! To clear things up, on to the next question: "Do you know what a knock knock joke is?"
>>6264312
Wait, what? D-Ditched?! What are you talking about, ma'am? I'm not sure if you've got the right guy here, but the answer to your question is "political things"!
...W-Why do I have the feeling I'm gonna get punched?
>>6264333
>Pets the Chen.
>>6264345
Nnnope!
>>6264324
It's that I'm so rich I can afford to stay at home all day. That's all.
>he looks over her shoulder to see who she's texting
Woah, you're pretty dang fast! You know, I'm also kind of fast. I can sew something at incredibly high speeds.
>>6264342
>>6264351
Both of you seriously need to end your lives.
>>6264324
His condition improved.
>>6264337
Wait.. You're lying to my sister?! What do you want from her?
>>6264318
I tried multiple times to end it all... but I feel like I would be a massive coward if I did that. So, wasting my days away would be better for me.
>>6264365
Tell me something I don't know.
>>6264375
>>6264377
Please just die.
Crack addicts have more worth than you.
>>6264350
>>6264356
>purrs
Hehe...thanks, nya-nons! B-but please, just one person at a time!
>>6264374
S-She's your sister!?
>>6264349
Yeah, you are going to be punched! Did you forget me already? Is that an insult?
>>6264397
Okie dokie.
>>6264396
Yeah, they have money.
>>6264346
It's fine, I'll just sing louder next time and possibly wear brighter clothing.
>>6264363
What all can you sew? I'll increase your cut of all future profits by 5% if you can make outfits for me for future performances.
>she finishes texting and quickly closes her phone so you can't see who she was texting
>>6264374
Condition?
>>6264397
>Bites lightly
>Too lightly to break the skin
>>6264317
>the masterball does nothing it seems to already have a trainer.
>>6264319
>it, cautiously shakes your hand.
>>6264349
>it nods
>>6264315
?
>It looks at you with a worried expression.
>>6264400
You didn't know?! Of course she is, she's a derivative of Miku!
>>6264419
Yes, he essentially stopped being a... Indoor person a while ago.
>>6264408
Oh-- OH. I couldn't recognise you, dude, don't punch me or anything! It was an honest mistake! How could I forget a stare like yours?
...Please don't punch me! I'm the hero, y'know?
>>6264429
Alright. Last question! If this isn't a punchline or anything, then why did you come in knocking or something? It's a simple question!
>>6264414
Thanks for being understanding!
Oh hey, you're a cow right? I wonder if you know my friend, nya!
>>6264425
Nya!?
>she jumps a bit
What in the world-
Eh? Are you trying to eat me?
>>6264419
>he pulls out one of the blankets he made earlier
Take this as a token of how great I am.
>>6264439
It's a shame, isn't it? It's like they keep decreasing in size after Miku-tan...
>>6264339
Haha! Man, it feels amazing!
I mean, when I look at it now, I keep wondering how. To get to that top spot I would have needed some huge luck on my side.
It kinda feels like beating a game, too! The second time around won't feel as rewarding, but some can still find it pretty great. I'm going to be extremely excited each time, I feel! Gee, I just hope next time it ends a bit better. That was a dirty trick I did, huh?
>>6264419
Just don't go off an' purposely blind me now. I gotta be able to... Ya know, see.
>>6264396
Yeah. Because they have money.
>>6264429
>The brown hair girl nods to the creature, and then proceed to shake it's hand weakly.
.....
>She let's go of it's hand, and proceeds to turn around and walk in no particular direction. But, she turns around and beckons the creature to follow her.
>>6264460
Probably. So long as it's a pig or a chicken.
>>6264414
>>6264486
Cut your wrists.
>>6264455
>it bows.
>>6264486
>it proceeds to follow you with caution. You feel like something is watching you, but you cant quite think of what.
>>6264455
So I'd like to know why you never showed up here. I waited for you until 3 AM! Is something happened?
>>6264462
The stitching looks slightly off but I'll take it i guess.
>>6264439
Well as long as he isn't a NEET then he's fine by me. Where is the keychain I gave you?
>>6264497
Cows don't have those silly.
>>6264429
>A brief, magical glow surrounds her hands after she finished, before going to poke the pokemon again
>>6264460
Kehehe~. If I wanted to do that I'd be eating you by now.
>She snickers
Buuut I am a little hungry.
>>6264516
Slightly off!?
>he takes it back from you
Tch, like you'd know a single thing about this crap.
>>6264455
>floats behind
Pssssst~.
>>6264494
No, they're another cow like you! Er... Well, sorta, nya. Ehe, it's a little different...
His name is Taurus!
>>6264550
Cat doesn't taste good, nya.
Besides that, I'm not just gonna let you nibble!
>>6264509
...
>The hero quirks an eyebrow.
Um? What does that mean? Is this some Sign Language term I don't know about?
>>6264514
I-I needed some rest, dude! I can't be up all night, you know? Even the hero needs his sleep or else he'll become grouchy like England, and no one wants that! Right? Come on, you gotta agree with me there!
>>6264509
>Ignoring the feeling of being watched from a third party, the brown haired girl leads the creature to a small ditch in the ground.
>Without saying a word, she slides down into the ditch.
>>6264497
Too boring.
>>6264561
>the hero
>>6264468
Indeed, dearie. The odds are always stacked against you, but when you manage to win, it's a very good feeling, ahuhuhu~!
You did what you needed to do to win, dearie. Besides, at least you didn't blow four people up like me, ahuhuhu~!
>>6264462
What do you mean by that..?
>>6264516
Yeah, Subaru's A nice enough guy, but I have it on my key ring, want to see it? Or did you want me to thank you again? Because thank you.
>>6264560
And I-- OH GOOD JESUS CHRIST IT'S A GHOST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME~!
>The hero dives to the ground, looking back as soon as he realises who it is.
...W-Wait, you're not a ghost...! Are you trying to give me a heart attack before I turn 300?!
>>6264573
The hero. He's beauty, he's grace, he's the United States.
>>6264580
>the points to his chest
She doesn't really have those, y'know?
>>6264573
>>the villain
>>6264561
That's true... I even said that you should get a rest... I'd like to know what time is it for you
>>6264560
I only know Carl, real ass hole. Keeps making nothing but puns all day and hogs the shade.
>>6264597
>the
>I meant he
>I-I'm so embarrassed
>>6264475
It's more of a neon glow than anything. Bright colors attract more attention and keep people focused longer.
>>6264580
I was just checking to see if you had it or not. Subaru appears to be nice enough to be my manager and help me book future concerts.
>>6264551
I didn't say that I didn't want it.
>>6264560
Aww, you're not human, but I'm just hungry enough to not be picky. Pleeease?
>>6264550
>the barrier still seems to work against even the magic.
>it laughs at your failed stunt.
>>6264562
>it flinches, before casting some form of spell, only to float down into the ditch
>>6264611
>bullies you for your measly mistake
>>6264600
Well, you DID tell me to get some rest so I'm fully refreshed when I fight you, so I took your advice and went to bed as soon as I was tired!
...Seven in the evening, as a matter of fact! Why do you ask, Natalya?
>>6264612
Yeah, well, you lost your right to have it when you insulted my work.
>>6264594
Nyahahaha~!
It's me, nya! Chen!
You'll be alright, Alfred. A hero wouldn't die by something like that anyway.
>>6264603
Puns aren't so bad, nya... But hogging the shade is real bad, especially if it's summer!
Taurus is a minotaur, nya! He's a real big one too, but he's really sweet.
>>6264615
You can't eat me, nya! That'd hurt a lot. And Ran-sama would get really upset!
And if you try, I might just end up eating you!
>>6264623
N-No! Please, a-anything but that! Have mercy on me!
Hey, guy who wanted to join that Discord group: 0ws5bqe0Ne0g8TNG
>>6264645
>bullying intensifies!
>>6264597
But.. Haku's definitely not smaller and she's a derivative of Miku as well..
>>6264612
Hmm.. Yes, let's see if that works out, I definitely hope it does.
>Sorry, something came up so I'll see you guys later.
>>6264576
That explosion was yours? Whoa, I'm glad I decided to keep away from those four! And... well, if I were caught in it I wouldn't have been mad.
Hehe, I expect a gruesome death from you in the future and that's going to be just fine! I deserve it!
>>6264624
Hmmm, it's nine in the morning for me. I gone asleep at 3 AM. So I gone to sleep 7 hours ago. It would be... a noon for you? And you claim that you was asleep at noon? In the middle of the week?
>>6264612
As long as they're ain't any bright lights bein' shot in my eyes then yer fine.
>>6264631
Yeah, Carl is the worst. But I hear he is going to the glue factory tour so that's good news.
>Maybe some day I will rebuild that folder
>>6264660
>falls down on the ground crying
>>6264661
I guess we'll have to wait and see, huh? Because from here it looks like she's smaller
>goodbye bby
>>6264622
>In the ditch, their was a small table, a working television, tatami mat, and PS4.
Welcome to my little home... it's not much, but it is something.
>>6264629
It's not like I wanted it anyway...Anyway I need to go sleep so I can maintain my good looks. If you need something then feel free to text me or something.
>>6264661
It better, I just want to be successful like Miku.
>>6264666
All the lighting will be focused on me birdie. I'm heading off so I'll see you around.
>>6264680
>feels bad and helps you up then gives you life advice on why you shouldn't let bullying get you down.
>>6264631
Yes, yes, I know who you are, but I feel like my lifespan decreased by two hundred years after that! You've played me like a fool, you rascal, you!
Man, you'd be surprised. Heart attacke are super real things, you know? Spook someone the right way and they'll be down quicker than you can sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" - however, the hero's stronger than that, and you and I both know that!
After all, I DO have superstrength!
>>6264661
See you later, dude!
>>6264665
Nine in the morning? That's pretty early, but who am I to tell you when to come here? And...
...Okay, MAYBE I had to dip out because I had politcal events to tend to, but it's understandable, you know? Besides, it's an honest mistake! D-Don't hurt me or anything because of it!
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6264698
See ya later, yellow.
This is the deadest we ever were.
bump :3
>>6277777
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