ERP Thread Butts are best edition last thread >>6247640

>Bullies thread

>>6253324
I'm more interested in that under boob, to be quite honest family.

>>6253341
I wanna stick my dick in hers

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Dead hours are dead.

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Fun edition

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>>6253341

>>6253469
That's a fine ass I wouldn't mind rimming.

Any traps around?

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>>6253547
L-Lewd. Haven't heard that in ages. Are you the same guy from yesterday?

>>6253574
Not really, just someone who can appreciate a good ass.

>>6253382
>her


Transgender Shillary voter detected

>>6253595
It's a girl with a dick, anon

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>>6253591
Oh.
Well, have a bruised butt, I guess.

>>6253604
Meaning ''she's'' a he.

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>>6253561

>>6253611
Want me to lick it back to health?

>>6253617
Nah

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>>6253595
Fuck off with your /pol/ memes.

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>>6253625
Anon, you'll make me blush. I'll have to decline.

>>6253668
Your loss then.

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>>6253712
Guess it is. I mean, I'm sure it's not as great as it sounds.
Why'd you rim a rock, anyway?

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Mornin

>>6253767
Morning Korean Kutie.

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>>6253767
It's 5pm, you know.

>>6253790
Outta here euroshit

Reminder.

Non native english roleplayers and turbosluts aren't welcome here.

>>6253790
O Captain, my Captain!

>>6253767
Hi daddy Kinx

>>6253767
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

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>>6253907
Hi Ryuko
>>6253869
:|
>>6253783
Sup?
>>6253790
No, it's 11:14

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Mornin' you weirdos. How are things?

>>6253931
Not much!

11:14? 45 more minutes and it will be....
You know.

i'll never get to do anything with some people

and it sucks

how do you autists deal with this suffering

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>>6253861
How do you know the name of my Murasa folder?

>>6253931
Not, it's 5:16pm by now. Get the fuck out of your shitty timezone.
GMT+1 only real timezone.

>>6253936
Sup ho?
Let me lick your asshole.

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>>6253942
You learn to cope.

>>6253941
11:59?

>>6253957
I'm closer than you think.

>>6253859
By Non native english roleplayers you mean people from England that weren't born there?

>>6253967
how do i cope if you are one such people

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>>6253942
By growing a spine, cupcake.

>>6253958
That's what you want huh~

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>>6253973
What's the name of my Futo folder then?

>>6254007
You got that right!
>Gets closer.
May I?

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>>6253977
>never
I'll be around, Anon. Always am.

>>6254007
Not him but I want to lick that beautiful pussy

>>6254016
I don't care, Futo fucking sucks.

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>>6253941
11:59
>>6253957
>Not bEST
Dropped

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>>6254038
wow, rude

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>>6254030
Pandas r cute.

>>6254007
but i already have one, otherwise i wouldn't be able to stand up and walk

>>6254030
except for when you're offline

Damn I was hoping some femboy or trap would be on.

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>>6253907
Holy shit, what a fag.

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>>6254047
>literally living in the past

As expected of koreans.

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>>6254065
>>6254066
>(This is the most retarded use of sorcery I've ever seen.)

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>>6254055
That's not a panda.

>>6254060
Well yeah but I tend to exist. Who is this, anyway? Just an anon or an ava?

>>6254080
Meme magic?

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>>6254085
No, but you are.

>>6254080
>(hell ya! I was hoping you'd be on. How've you been?)

>>6254100
What a fag-looking boy!

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>>6253957
>GMT+1
>Spain, France, Lelgium, Lolland, Denmark
Gas every one of those excluding France.
>>6253942
What do you mean?

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>>6254069
>not living in the country with second best video game making
Sad

>>6254140
Canada?

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>>6254149
NOW WE'RE TALKING!
.. I-I mean thank you for your complement..

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>>6254131
Hoooi, that's not a mega-nice thing to say!

>>6254161
>Kisses the syrup girl

>>6254161
>Pats the canadian

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>>6254111
>(Heya. Been good. Which one are you?)

>>6254166
Shut the fuck up, you faggot.
I bet you like sucking dick.

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>>6254140
Yeah, a real shame I don't live in Russia.

>>6254139
France are literally the worst though.

>>6254161
I know this place is where I am...
No other place is better than...
No matter where I go I am...

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>>6254167
>>6254170
>Flailing about from the attention given to the pig tailed blonde.
Ahh! Stop! Sexual harassment!

>>6254196
Forehead kisses aren't sexual harassment

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>>6254183
I'd be all for wiping France off the map if it weren't for Marine Le Pen and the possibility of the frogs telling the Africans they have to go back.
This argument is pure /pol/ though, and I know how other boards feel about /pol/ leaking, so I'll stop.

>>6254175
>(I'm the faggot who took you to my house and made you dinner a few days ago. And that's good, glad you're well.)

>>6254196
I am going to rape you harder than America did in 1812, you piece of ass.

>>6254196
You can't use that excuse. Only ugly lesbians are feminists victimization experts.

>>6254212
So she burns your capital?

>>6254196
How does it feel that you created JB and warframe?

>>6254223
Shut the fuck up.
America has won every war it has fought.

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>>6254209
>(Mkay. Wanna pick that up from where it was?)

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>>6254206
Le Pen is literally the last chance I see for france.

And yeah, you're right. We should stop.

>>6254231
Besides 1812 and Vietnam

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>>6254195
Uhmm... Hello?

>>6254199
Y-yes they are! No no touch is bad!

>>6254212
D-does that mean I have to light your "white house" on fire?

>>6254213
I'm not a lesbian! Just because Iowa wants me to be doesn't mean I am..

>>6254229
We also made The Guess Who and Rush.

>>6254238
DELETE THIS

nice erp thread

>>6254252
>gives you the succ

>>6254244
Hello! I was quoting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sGSvlhVKY0

You're adorable! Can I hug you and fuck you?

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>>6254180
Well...I can't deny that but you're still being mega-rude!

>>6254232
>(Ya if you don't mind. I think the ball is in your court. Also, is there anything I can change to make it more enjoyable for you? I'd like for you to have fun as well. )

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>>6254258
Sorry, I never heard that song before. But sure!
>The little meek leaf dives towards the Canadian anon, slipping her arms under his and nuzzling into his chest for a warm hug. Closing her eyes she relaxes into the warmth of the man before her eyes shoot wide open.
... What was that second part again?

>>6254271
In that case how about you suck my dick, faggot?
I bet you'd like that.

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>>6254273
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6204660/#6207154
>(Ball's in your court. Last thing I got from you was the request for the creampie image.)

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>>6254232
>Gives you the succ from a distance because work.

>>6254279
>The man hugs the cute Canadian girl before looking at her eyes with lust.
I want to fuck you. Make you spread your legs and shove my thickness deep into your maple favored folds.

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>>6254283
Maybe...but only if you ask nicely.

>>6254321
>He reaches for your hair, grabbing hard and pulling you.
I don't ask, you faggot.

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>>6254300
>Hearing the blunt words crash into her again and again only reddens the cheeks of the Canadian. The embarrassment flowing through her put a warmth in her face as she slowly raises her stuffed polar bear between the two, hiding her face behind it, waggling his arms around and making a mock polar bear voice as she does so.
You can't do that! That's lewd! She's innocent and adorable!

How do i become a villain number one?

>>6254342
You hold Shift while typing "I".

>>6254342
Just look at a net.

>>6254285
>(oh that's right. Thanks)

>he felt the boy's tongue be used around his member. The warm cave felt welcoming and at homie. He leaned his head back and started breathing heavier. He even started to slightly moan a bit...

Oh ya... where the fuck have you been all my life?

>he asked, as he placed his hands on top of his lover's head. Playing with their beautiful hair getting sucked off...

>for a second, all his misery and stressed vanished as his mind was now swarmed with pleasure...

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>>6254331
>Shiki whined and whimpered as his hair was pulled on roughly. Short in stature along with being pretty helpless off the bat, he didn't put up much resistance nor could he in the first place.
Ow, ow, oooow! Stooop, I'll do it, I'll do it....

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>>6254295
>Cums at least two and a half buckets. Thanks senpai.
>(Catchya when you're free, maybe.)

>>6254362
>Keeping his lips around the man's cock proves difficult for Boy, especially while he tries to waggle his tongue around the head, slurping his tip each time he bobs back for it. He might have lost most of his gag reflex awhile back, but he ends up choking a little while he stretches his throat with the gargantuan head. Boy's neck bulges up and down as he works up a frothy spit around the base, his nose bumping into the man's groin as he shudders.
Mmmph...ngh...
>He looks up at the man, eyes shimmering with unspent tears as he shifts his hips, letting himself throb and drool a trickle of juice onto the sheets as he sucks. A big, crimson flush overtakes Boy's cheeks as his drool hangs down toward his chest.

I love all of you.

>>6254403
And I love you too anon.
>Sucks you off

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>>6254403
Love you too. I love everyone.

>>6254384
>he saw his lover's eyes fill with tears of pain and for whatever reason, this was a slight turn on for him. To see someone struggle with his personal desire gave him a short of sick twisted fetish.

Get up...
>he instructed the boy. He lifted the boy off his cock and picked him up and position him on a wall. He would then have the boys legs be over his shoulders so his lover's cock was in front of his mouth...

Tell me how to make you feel good...
>he said as he used his tongue to play with his small cock.

Mhmm...
>the sound of air escaping made a loud pop sound when he would pull back from it.

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>>6254438
You could stop being such a f--Ahh! H-ha...fuck you...
>Boy gasps when the man toys around with his dick, eye twitching as his legs flail on top of his shoulders. He slips up and down from erect to flagging while he receives the treatment, and his face shifts between annoyance and pleasured wincing. His cock starts to shimmer with spit and his dribbling juices, while his unused hole twinges and quivers absently.
J-just...fuck me already...please. D-daddy, fuck me.
>He grimaces at the begging.

>>6254412
DMG loves me?
I'm honored.

>>6254517
I would consider suicide at this point.

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>>6254517
I love everyone!
>Blows kissu

>>6254539
Can I love you too?

>>6254539
Even you know who?

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>>6254556
Sure! We can hold hands and you can buy me dinner.

>>6254563
No.

>>6254539
But do you know who I am?

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>>6254575
You're anon!

>>6254596
Wrong!

I'm somebody else. Somebody that enjoys typefucking with an avatar.

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>>6254615
Thanks, that really narrows it down.

>>6254630
The thing is, if I tell you, I'm afraid you don't love me anymore.

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>>6254646
There's only one person I really don't like. I'm sure you know who that is. If you're not them you're fine.
I'm going to end this awkward conversation now.

>>6254661
I don't know who that is.

And I hope I'm not him.

>>6254675
>Not knowing about Paul

>>6254683
No idea who that is.

I avoid drama.

>>6254695
Lurk more.

>>6254492
>(Sorry, typing with one hand is hard)
Have it your way...
>He bit the tip of the boy's cock gently. But hard enough to inflict a small pain sensation. He took the boy and threw him on his bad. They monitored the boys body up and day. This was his to enjoy.
Make daddy happy...
>He said as he laid in bed and lifted and picked up the boy to have him sit on his chest. His hands rubbed up and down the boy's slender porcelain ass. Giving it occasional spanks here and there.
Make daddy happy you little slut... Make me bury my seed into your boypussy...

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>>6254675
>>6254695
Then you're fine and I love you.

Now everyone typefuck.

>>6254720
I would be up for that if a certain catboy could give me a hand...

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>>6254719
>(That explains a lot desu.)
>Boy grunts as he's thrown around before the man finally decides where to put him. He spits into his palm, and runs it along his pucker, while it dilates and squeezes in place. After dipping a finger or two into himself, he plants it on the man's throbbing dick, and starts to roll his hips.
This would be a...fuck of a lot easier with lube...d-daddy.
>He clenches his teeth every time he has to say that word.

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Good morning! Open to play right now.

>>6254869
Tewi!
Tewi!
Tewi!

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Good Afternoon everyone!

>>6254887
Good afternoon.

>>6254412
You don't love me, fuck off

>>6254869
TEM

>>6254869
>want bimbo Temmie but that speech pattern would make me bash my head against the desk
What do?

>>6254765
Maybe later.

>>6254909
I love you.

>>6254927
You don't even know who I am

No, I'm not Paul

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>>6254887
Oh look, it's futo.

>>6254927
>>6254935
I'm not Denny's Boy either but I'm sure people here think otherwise :^)

>>6254935
>>6254944
Do I have you blocked?
No? I love you.
Yes? No, I don't.

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>>6254937
>Steals hat

>>6254950
No, you didn't block me. I just unfriended you (and everyone else) so I wouldn't bug you anymore

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>>6254905
How are you doing?
>>6254937
Who?

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>>6254952
You know Parsee, if you would be more often I would actually care.

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>>6254965
What?
>Places hat on my head.

>>6254964
I'm alright. How are you?

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>>6254978
You heard me.

Get your PC fixed. We miss you.

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>>6254979
I'm doing well. I saw there wasn't much shitposting compared to last night so I decided to poke my head in and see how things were going.

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>>6255015
Futo, the cutest girl in all of Gensokyo.

You know, white hair, ponytail.

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>>6254924
>(I can play without that speech pattern, to an extent.
>>6254920
Hi! Welcome to the Tem Shop!
>She looked upon the two newcoming humans with joy, quickly gathering all of her cool stuff. To be honest, it's all used trash, but that doesn't make them cool! Old tube-screen TVs rolled in from the back, a Commodore 64, old candles, and other collectables. And of course Temmie Flakes.
Welcome! Look around! Or do you got something to sell?

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>>6254879
Is this a contest or something? Why are you rooting for me? Or is me pounding mochi that entertaining~?
>With all of those upskirts when she does swing that mallet, yes it is.

>>6255052
Tewi!
Please take care of that throbbing erection inside my pants!
It's been plaguing me for days now!

>>6255032
Hi! How much would this cost?
>He points at the Commodore 64.

>>6255015
The shit brigade only rolls in later in the day so it'll be peaceful for now.

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>>6255070
Uuuuuh....
>She thinks about it for a second. She looked for any price tags on it from when it got tossed down, and shrugged, assuming that it didn't work.
Uuuuuh thirty gold! Yea yea!

>>6254944
Kill yourself Anxious

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>>6255066
Ooohhh, so you're like that, hmm? Isn't this a sin?
Of course I'll help you, it's within both of our interests, then.
>She pulls her panties down right in front of him and lifts her skirt.
Now, your turn.~

>>6255032
How much are Temmie Flakes?

>>6255104
Oh, alright, I'll take it! Is there anything else you could recommend?

>>6255127
>He opens his belt and drops down his pants. His underwear, plain white and simple, hiding his throbbing erection.
W-Wow Tewi ... that a young girl like you does this sort of lewd stuff.

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>>6255029
Oh. Well I can see how you can make that mistake, I'm mistaken for a girl quite often, but I assure you I'm 100% (male).
>>6255072
Yeah, I don't understand why people come to these threads just to shitpost. I swear when I came here last night there wasn't even any RPing going on, just people shitposting. It makes me a bit sad that these people have nothing better to do with their lives.

>>6255104
What can I buy with 50 muns?

>>6254869
Tiny little fairy hole

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>>6255190
Show Penis then.

>>6255209
try finger
but hole !

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>>6255148
Thank you!!! All proceeds to go Temmie going to college!
>She CAREFULLY lifts the Commodore 64 up and waits for you to be ready to grab it, and just places it in your hands. She knows that these are FRAGILE! the CUTE human told her so!
Tem would Recommend Temmie Flakes, but you're not a Temmie... Hmm... I got SPECIAL offers for certain people, but I need to see ID first.
>>6255146
Yea yea! Temmie flakes are two gold each! Part of delicious Temmie breakfast! Premium Temmie Flakes are fifteen gold! They got EXTRA carbs!
>... The boxes are literally the same except there's a special sticker on the "premium" variant that said "PREMIUM!"
>>6255195
Uuuuuh wow! There's a lot of company today! There's a few special offers for certain people, but I need to see ID first! Otherwise... Uuuh lemme check in back!
>Gives him a nice showing OF her back as she heads back to see what she has. Her face remains, which was kinda creepy. When she did return, she had a few newer systems and jewelry - a DS Lite that looks rather dingy, some nice gold rings, which may or may not be paste gems, and a silver necklace.
Yea yea! The handheld is 70 Gold! The rings are fifty gold each! And the necklace... Uuuh, sixty gold!

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Sure feels nice I got my laptop back.
What's goin on, /erp/?

>>6255241
Waiting for that warframe weirdo to show back up

>>6255233
Oh, special offers? Sure!
>He CAREFULLY places it down before giving her his ID for whatever reason she wanted it.

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>>6255256
Oh, that guy. He still didn't add me on muh Discord.
What do you wanna talk to him about?

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>>6255157
>She knew that he didn't know her real age and ran with it. In reality, she's hundreds of years old with plenty of sex experience, but where's the fun in admitting that?
Of course, I'm that kind of girl. I thought the bunny ears made it clear that I fuck like one, hmm?
>She pulls his underwear away and starting licking the shaft, no matter it's current state. But it being hard definitely helps speed up the process.
Oh, and after this, you're gonna lube me up too~

>>6255273
Just want to watch the spectacle. He's a certain kind of crazy that's interesting to watch.
Warframe in general was a mistake.

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>>6254403
I love you with all my bones anon

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>>6255213
If this is what it'll take to prove my manhood to you. Though I'm not sure it still, I've been told it looks more like a clit than a cock...

>>6255190
Yup. I ignore them and try to RP if there's anyone around that I'm interested in, although most of the time there's no one like that around when the shitposting reaches the peak or even in quiet times like this. I'm sure I'm not the only one with this problem too.

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>>6254403
Hurt by the cold

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>>6255288
Well, I guess I can't wait for it either.
And yes, Warframe was a mistake.
TWW never ever.

>>6255233
Just give me one of those rings then.
>He opens his pouch and takes out 50 gold pieces, placing them on the counter. A curious look covered his face as he got a bit confused, yet intrigued by the lady behind the counter.

>>6255282
>he knew all of this because he's an expert in Gensokyo knowledge but dosn't care because it's an RP

Haah... such a beautiful young girl licking my cock. I must be dead and this is heaven!
And I gladly lube you all as much as I want ...!

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>>6254403
I love you too! I want to feel your love shooting down my throat and tricking out of my ass!
>>6255288
How long was that guy around for? I was planning on posting last night but I saw the threads in such an awful state that I decided to just go to bed early.
>>6255302
I used to be able to ignore the shitposting but the threads have just gotten so much worse since I first joined back in late August. Last night was easily the worst ERP thread I've ever seen. I want to keep coming to these threads because I love helping anons get off but the shitposting makes it not seem worth it.

>>6255439
He posted for like maybe 8 hours overall, rough estimate.

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>>6255266
>She checked the birthdate on the ID... And nods, gives the ID back, and pulls a rope on the right down. There was also a rope on the left, which rose in response. A second board swung downwards, and a few extra boards on the side labelled "XXX" sprung up from the sides. Thank the trash cat for this invention!
>There was a large sign hanging down from the main "TEM SHOP" sign that was crudely spelled. Not the best writer, huh? Still, the point was put across - oral for 30 gold, vaginal for 90 gold, anal for 50, multiple gives a 10 gold discount for each hole and times used, and a whopping 300 is needed for a whole night. Well then.
Temmie heard many things good in sex industry. Temmie tries to do best she can! She must get money for college!
>>6255329
>She quickly takes the gold and hands him the ring. Yeah, it was a paste gem, but the gold seemed legit!

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>>6255256
Hm? Called?

>>6255439
Is it time to impregnate Arslan again?

>>6255439
Oh yeah, ever since the EGG fiasco over the weekend it's probably the worst I've seen the thread get. I have a feeling it may get eve- >>6255490

See ya around Arslan

>>6255474
Fuck me that's a full working day.

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>>6255494
Scared? How pathetic. The cycle repeats, huh?

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>>6255301
That's a penis, alright.

>>6255481
>He inspects the ring before leaving the store, scratching the gem and noticing glass fibres getting stuck underneath his nails. Angrily he walks back to the counter, ring and his ID in his hands, slamming both of them on the counter in a fit of rage over the potential scam.
Tell me, what were you thinking when you decided to attempt some shitty scam? Did you seriously think I wouldn't come back for my money?

>>6255481
...THOSE kinds of offers? Um...
>He looks up and down her figure, then reads the sign.
What if I want to do something that's not on the sign...?
>He asks while looking straight at her, hesitating to not look down.

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>>6255493
I think it might be~

>>6255439
I'm mostly ignoring this shithole lately but I'm eagerly awaiting you picking up a titty monster like you said you might.

>>6255564
Last I left you, you were passed out and dripping out my cum from your little sluthole.

>>6255493
>>6255564
Like actual mpreg or just a euphemism?

>>6255603
Euphemism. His closer had him looking "9 months pregnant"

>>6255571
>picking up a titty monster

This is relevant to my interests.

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>>6255415
>Yeah, totes. She motions him to lay on his back. If he does, and once he does, she swings over so her crotch is right on his face. She continues licking his shaft.
What are you waiting for...?

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>>6255571
Well I'm studying for midterms right now but once I'm done I'll watch Occultic; Nine. Don't worry, I already have my Ryoka folder ready!
>>6255584
Sorry, I'm not really interested in continuing that session.

>>6255439
Arslan, your body is the only thing you're good for isn't that correct?
No, even less than that, your ass and your mouth are the only parts of you that are important.

>>6255635
>continuing
What?

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>>6255635
Consider that pussy rolled into when the time comes.

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>>6255648
Hey look, its the old man who fucks little girls!

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>>6255637
Yes! I'm nothing but two slutty holes made to be fucked and filled with cum!
>>6255646
In my experience most people don't bring up prior sessions unless they're looking to continue them.

>>6255659
So whats the deal with this thing?

>>6255646
>>6255614
>still can't take the hint that he didn't like it

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>>6255659
Well yes, who hasn't diddled an anime girl now and then around here.

>>6255693
It's Bane from Dota 2.

>>6255704
That ain't Bane, you fucking dipshit.

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>>6255693
What do you mean?

>>6255704
Shows some pedophilia tendencies you have.

>>6255693
Person obsessed with EGG who posts with Warframe images because she liked them. His master plan is to shitpost in threads until EGG comes back and become his or something.

>>6255714
>wanting to fuck fully developed young adults
>Pedophelia
Your mind games are shit

>>6255629
Y-Yes Tewi! With pleasure
>he placed his hands on her butt and spread it.
Such a wonderful pink colour.
>he pokes her slit with his finger, sliding in the tip of his finger in, waiting for a reaction

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>>6255713
It's a joke nerdberger, I played Dota for 2 years.
Most of this shit this person posts looks like Bane.

>>6255714
Hi Jason Schreier

>>6255679
>>6255697
Just was referencing continuity.

>>6255730
Fuck you faggot. Bane is one of my more liked heroes, his voice lines are the best.

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>>6255714
>Le pedophile because anime meme

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>>6255718
that's only a little bit of the story, but you're getting somewhere.

>>6255727
I had mentioned children previously, and he agreed to that. You should read the thread.

>>6255730
Do you like changing who you're comparing me to?

>>6255704
Oh that thing
>>6255714
I was wondering how to react to you
Do I ignore you?
Are you LD and should i shitpost you?
or am I supposed to try to stick my dick in it?
>>6255718
Ah well never mind then

>>6255745
>didn't get the kotaku reference
C'mon man I know you're dedicated to creep posting but seriously

>>6255730
Redpill me on this guy

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>>6255522
>She frowns when he returned with his stuff... She looks at the ID, nods and pulls down the rope again, showing her sexual rates. However, she also handed the gold back and checked this ring and the other three rings. The GOLD was real, but when she checked the other two rings... Both were paste as well. She grunted in annoyance and gave the other two rings free of charge, along with the third one.
Temmie got scammed! I'm pretty upset. Here! No charge! They waste space if they are fake!
Anything else you want?
>>6255542
>She thought about it, then nodded to herself.
Anything else that uses your dick is 30 Gold! Othewise, 20 gold!

>it's another "actively engage the shitposter and ruin things further" episode

>>6255757
Ignore him, the fucker is so thirsty he replies to anything. Think bizzaro word Vino but just as desperate for (you)s

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>>6255742
Post with your images Mizzy

>>6255745
Just jokes, friend.

>>6255763
This guy covered it >>6255718
I think there's more than meets the eye though to it, but I'll be holding back my opinion for now and see how this develops for a bit.

But like >>6255779 says I don't want to engage them for now either, I mostly wanted to thirstpost at Arslan for a bit. Toodles.

>>6255763
Mecha is a shitposter that gets away with it and is no better than other shitposters. Only discord shitters like him and everyone that replies and defends him are his shills. Might be worst than Paul, arguably.

>>6255796
Kys, what kind of robot is built with such a fucking stinky penis, anyway?

>>6255797
Oh it's the guy angry that people like Mecha, hey.

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>>6255796
>thirstpost at arslan
WTF I HATE MECHA NOW
G A Y
A
Y

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>>6255745
God man are you STILL going? Pathetic.

>>6255765
Please use your chest!
>He poured out the contents of wherever he kept his Gold. Looking at its amount, it was almost definitely enough to cover a whole night.

>>6255812
And here we see an example of a Mecha shill. How do we know he isn't an Anon? Because he wouldn't bother replying otherwise.

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>>6255743
you certainly enjoy your memes, eh?

>>6255757
just help me get her here

>>6255763
Im merely having fun here, is all

>>6255779
I know, right?

>>6255796
you're pretty bad at jokes

>>6255818
at least i never doxxed anyone

>>6255814
>Toko
>not Syo
WTF I HATE BOLIN NOW
G A Y
A
Y

>>6255831
Nice tinfoil hat buddy.

>>6255846
>>6255818
FUCKING REKT GOT YOU THERE PAUL RYAN

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>>6255859
its so fun to be here.

>>6255831
I saw you post your nonsense yesterday. Your entire arguement on Mecha being worse than Paul relied on the fact that people like Mecha more than they do Paul. Well a lot of people like people more than Paul. I don't get the crusade you're trying to go on. You won't prove Mecha's worse than anyone save maybe Kurisu or some other harmless funposter, compared to actively hating on everyone shitposters like Vino or Paul.

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>>6255851
>preferring Syo to Toko
Get the fuck out of my house right now you insufferable piece of human garbage.

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Are we at it again?

>>6255765
>He looked up at the prize rates, annoyed and still engulfed in rage. As he put the gold back in his pouch, he'd shove the rings over the counter.
I demand a reprimand. Not just three fake rings, I want you to pay for your scam upon me.
>He'd place his elbow on the counter, awaiting for her to make an offer as he only got more and more upset after the insulting manner he got treated with.

>>6255877
The content of the post is irrelevant if it's not ERP. Paul ranting 6 paragraphs in one post is equally as bad as one Mecha post. It's a waste of an image slot and a bump closer to page 10. The thing is, people want Paul to leave, and that's good, but people want Mecha to stay, and that's bad. You guys are trying to push a problem away while trying to pull one in.

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>Feedback
SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING WE DONT LIKE THEYRE WORSE THAN PAUL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6255903
It's about that time of day, yes.

>>6255910
By your own logic Paul is worse though, because he'll post his nonsense like 10 times to Mecha's 1 post, and use an image every time.

>>6255903
Looks like it.

We're never going to recover at this rate

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>>6255923
And here I planned a comfortable date between me and Anon from yesterday.

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>>6255910
>Paul ranting 6 paragraphs in one post is equally as bad as one Mecha post.
I mean... what? The image slot thing is irrelevant, we can always make a new thread.
Mecha might be a dick sometimes, but he's nowhere near what I've done, honestly.

Let's move out. 8ch sounds good

>>6255903
Seems so, this is why I didn't want our date to start this early

>>6255938
Even Paul likes Mecha when he's in an up mood.

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>>6255728
>She starts kissing and suckling the shaft that she has been tasked to pleasure... She wasn't expecting him to stick fingers in, but at least it was okay. And felt good.
Mmmmh... T-thought you were gonna lick me? N-not that I mind...~

>>6255924
True, but what I'm trying to state is you guys try to push Paul away, and also want to keep Mecha. It makes no sense, truly. Why not just get rid of both?

>>6255938
Again, the content of the post is irrelevant if it's not ERP. I'm simply pointing out hypocrisy when they're trying to shoo you away, and bringing Mecha with open arms.

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>>6255943
Oh!
So you're already here!

Yes, yes. I understand what you mean. Want to wait this one out?

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>>6255939
>8flan
>good
Haaahahahaah no.

>>6255963
Up to you, I dont mind trying to have a date while the bar burns down around us if you are that eager for it~
>He motions to the bottle of wine he brought for them to enjoy

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>>6255959
NO
FUN
ALLOWED

>>6255888
I want Toko to get manhandled by me and Ogami

>>6255939
Halfch erp is nearly ded city anon

>>6255979
get on discord.

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>>6255977
No, let's wait a bit.

I don't really feel like it.

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>>6255987
That is hot, Oogami is hot.
We don't have a Sakura, though.
>>6256005
Sure.

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{ >crashes in with a war cry from Ainz's skull on her head }
>>6255875
{Boi get the fuck out}
{If you want me so bad come get me on discord}
{Oh wait}
{you're too afraid to}
{And if you approach me on my campus I will spray pepper spray in your eye and proceed to push you down the stairs}
{Nigga you had your chance now fuck off damn}


{Anyway}
{Lets get some actual typefucking up in this bitch.}

>>6256019
I hope you fucking kill yourself

>>6256012
>He scratches around the base of her horns again
Sure thing, though it seems to be lightening a bit already

>>6256019
Egg, please don't.

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>>6256019
Nice kerosene tank it would be a shame if it...
Oh.
Nice going, faggot.

>>6256019
Chiaki is calling. She says you should do it, too!

>>6255959
Sounds like you have a personal problem with him since you can't grasp why one is welcomed and the other isn't. Even Paul can grasp it.

>>6256019
We don't wanna you here. Get out.

>EGG is in community college
>Same community college as this weirdo
Community college was a mistake. White trash in any form of education was a mistake.

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>>6256054
I'm in community college because I can't afford art school. Thanks Obama.

>>6256019
It's rough right now but you wanna try and finish up an old erp?

>>6256019
Listen, EGG, just off yourself.

>>6256019
Let me lewd your patchy senpai

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>>6255829

>>6255909
>She checks the necklace... And yells in rage, throwing it across the room. The silver was fake too. She was just as upset as the customer at this point. And the DS.... With a sigh of relief, it still works, though it's at red battery. She turns it off and puts it down.
I'm pretty upset too... You can use me three times, free of charge, and this one time, the "all night" thing is... uuh, ten gold. Temmie needs some release too.
>Of course, that's a HUGE sale, and is basically calling herself a cheap whore. But she's not thinking straight right now.
>>6255829
>She checks the gold amount... and fairly gives fifteen gold back in change. She pulls the left rope to bring all the signs back where they were tucked in and rang a bell in the back, signalling her being out for the day. She stores the 300 gold and immediately removes her shirt. ...Well then, she doesn't have anything down under either.
You got more than just chest tonight, yea yea!

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>>6256065
Can't wait till you get deported!

>>6256039
Like you do anything of value you worthless bitch.

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>>6256019
>(EGG, don't break your promise. you said you wouldn't break your promise last night. Don't you dare, I'll tell Gage.

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>>6256019
Really, just leave. You're only going to shit the threads up. Why don't you focus on Gage and hiding your antidepressants?

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>>6256019
Is this the EGG I hear about all the time?

>>6256027
No.
Not at all. This is just the calm before the storm.

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>>6256030
{I have reached the point of no longer giving a fuck}

>>6256025
{Senpai I tried and fate said no}
{sorry}

>>6256039
>Pets the cute

>>6256042
{I know, I know, she wants me to go make cookies, but Gage is helping her already}

>>6256052
{Who is we}

>>6256054
{I'm in university though}

>>6256068
{HELL YES}

>>6256069
{Dude I tried}
{Sorry senpai}

>>6256071
{Sure lemme dig up her folder, what did you want with her?}

>>6256065
{Hey son, wanna do a random ass erp here for shits and giggles? I still have my salandit}

>>6256093
{ Go ahead, he's asleep. I'll just drag him here as Kha'Zix and we'll have fun!}

>>6256019
We don't want attentionwhores

>>6255957
Licking? I wanted to wait until you're dribbing with sweet and lewd juices from down ... here!
>he pushed his finger deeper into Tewi, moving it arround her insides with a spinning motion

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>>6256019
Anyone ever tell you you're cute?

>>6256106
Ok that's enough (you) feeding egg. Focus on your partners.

>>6256103
Well looks like the storm kicked off. How about cuddle and whiskey until it blows over?

>>6256113
I don't want Egg to be here either, but who the fuck is we? Get off your proxy.

>>6256106
Really just fucking die. I hope you die. Sooner than later.

Warframe dude stopped posting. Is he just anonymously shitting on her now or something?

Reminder to chase away turbosluts.

>>6256133
>implying it isn't EGG samefagging
EGG's been in this thread for awhile.

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>>6256133
Wouldn't put it against it that the warframe dude was just a persona so he can get EGG back to shitpost.

> Edgelord EGG obsesser and his proxies
Typefuck or shut up you raging autists

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>>6256081
I'll probably just live with my grandma and work at my aunt's grocery store.

>>6256106
Didn't we talk about this? I think we did. I need to eat breakfast anyway. I'll see you later.

>>6256133
Could be. I'm 95% sure he's the same anon who everyone ousted as the small dick anon.