ERP - dildos edition Stale bread: >>6243671

What's an erp?

>>6247687
EGG really played.

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THE GREAT (Meme) PAPYRUS IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS.
GET YOUR ASS READY FOR SOME GOOD SHITPOSTING

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Gonna shill my F-list here as well.
Please do(n't) lynch me.
https://www.f-list.net/c/m-kun/

>>6247715
>F-List

>>6247562
I want to bang that robobooty

Please kiss my cock goodnight before I sleep.

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>>6247748
>kisses benis
Goodnight!

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A DAY WORTH POSTING CAUSE WE WON BOYS!

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I want someone to fuck me to death.

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>>6247783
You had me at 'to death'

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>>6247761
YOU WON A PIECE OF SHIT

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>>6247725
Hm? How unprofessional. I guess I must put this native in his place.
You. Come to my office immediately. We must talk.

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>>6247808
And? I am laughing at all the tears of the liberals. It's gonna be the 2nd best moment in my life now.

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>>6247783
>Grabs a bone
>hits you with the bone one thousand times
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

Is this the old clownpiece or a good one

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>>6247874
Who's that? I'm curious.

>>6247695
Yes she did. Isn't it adorable?

>>6247815
Office? That doesn't sound good. Are you going to be giving a very stern talk?

>>6247831
>le epic skeleton spaghetti meme
>>>/reddit/

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>>6247874
I get married in 5 months. Aint that some shit. So its the old one, I figured it was appropriate to post cause ava and all.

Odds erp(?)
Evens sleep

>>6247904
>I get married in 5 months
>Clownpiece can get married
>you're on a Mongolian Street Art forum pretending to fuck anime girls

>>6247815
Sh-shit, sorry!
>the anon makes his way to her office

>>6247277 (Jack)
Whoa! Here we go then!
>He stretches out his arms and manages to scoop Jack into his arms as she hops forward, surprised by her sudden burst of energy. He gives her back a firm pat as he makes his way towards and up the stairs, once again rsulting to opening the bedroom door with a single hand.
>Matching the overall interior of his house, it's a very plain room. A window, his bed, a dresser, and a closet. The bed itself is made for one, but Jack isn't that big so he isn't worried about the size.
Alright, here we are.
>He sets the girl down and starts stripping down for bed, taking off his shirt meant for dirty work and his pants. It leaves him in his boxers, his socks, and a white wifebeater.
Feel free to dress down or whatever you do to get comfortable.

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>>6247907
Eh, I'm here, I guess.

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>>6247903
WHO THE FUCK IS STILL USING REDDIT. THAT IS A SHIT-TIER SITE

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>>6247904
so YOURE the clownpiece ive heard of before, why hello there

>>6247929
Just in time for the night hours.

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>>6247899
It is of private matters, and therefore none of your business.
>>6247913
>They make over to the secretary's office. Of course, full of pictures of President Haltmann with a few of her own. Her desk was... floating. Nice. So was her chair. Even nicer. She seemed to have the peak technology of comfy and flashy. She closes the door and locks.
Now, what you just said was very unprofessional in the work space, you know that, right? I can't let my boss know that I got those types of people around me.

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>>6247950
More like just in time for the continuation of this autistic shitshow.

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>>6247939
People have heard of me? Damn I hope its spooky stories like the boogieman.
>>6247911
Shit it was what I was doing, took a 5 month break and bam shit happened in my life. Gotta just get rid of bad habits.

>>6247956
>the anon looked stunned, trying not to take in the comfy, warm room as he looked at the far too curvy robot instead
I mean, your boss doesn't have to know, right? No, sorry, look, I dont know what came over me, I just got a little lost in your looks

>>6247966
Good thing you're here. We couldn't have done it without you.

>>6247966
Same thing at this point, to be quite honest. I'm ready for the dogs of war to be let loose and the gates of hell to open.

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>>6247981
Oh, it is! And they seem to like to compare you to a few others, that they compare me as well too. isn't that adorable?

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>>6247983
Ah, here's the deal. A girl's gotta have some relief every once in a while. This room is completely private. While you're lucky you caught me at the right time, and I have no objections to responding to your request, still take this as a warning. Don't be blurting things like that again.
>She says as she's reaching to your pants, tugging it a little to confirm the okay of pulling it down.

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>>6247987
Yep, glad to do my part in blogging and not much else at all, even though the theme of this shit has been people going on and on about complete bullshit for the day.
>>6247996
Uhmmmm, new discord guys?

>>6248016
Wait, WHAT?!
>stunned, the anon jumps a little as she grabs at his pants. Quickly thrusting them down, his obvious arousal for the girls rather wide hips and rear springs out at her
Are you serious? I r-really get to do what I said to that sweet, sweet ass of yours?!

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>>6247997
Well when you are bored and just post on here all day gossip is all you really got going for you. So it makes sense.
Must mean you aren't a very nice person if you being compared to me essentially cause transitive property and all that.

>>6248032
You call a living meme being elected the leader of the free world complete bullshit?

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>>6248062
It's because I care for the same girl they all chase after, the one they drove away by calling her an attention whore and all that.

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>>6248069
I meant the threads as of late, you fucking tard. But, that is also pretty hilarious.

>>6247715
I like what I see on there!
Do you like Pokeymans? If not, I have plenty of furfag and scalefag characters I could hit you up on.

>>6248032
I hope not.

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>>6248082
Oh damn who that be these days? But it happens. Not everyone intends to be an actual attention whore such as myself. Some people just unintended fame. Threads are always an amazing read for amusement. The only Reality TV show I need.

>>6248110
>The only Reality TV show I need

Have you found any favorite stars, Clown?

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>>6248110
I think my favorite thing is the fact she would even post pictures of her stockings, thigh highs, etc, and they went wild over it
they adored her, her and her typefucking, the avas she would pick up
and then they found out she had a fiance and all hell broke loose
isn't that cute?

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>>6248043
...Not bad.
>A little blunt, but still a compliment to his dick nonetheless. She pulls down the dress as well, revealing her VERY thick booty and thighs, that lead into rather thin lower legs and small dress shoes in comparison to the rest of her body. Still, nice body!
And, yes and no. Nothing in the vagina, I'm not ready for any maternity leave or explanation to the President about why. Otherwise, it depends on the request...

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>>6248124
Any favorite stars? Deneb Algedi it probably my favorite unless you are meaning something else.
>>6248162
Aw so someone I never even saw before. Hell Stocking and more importantly thighs are the best part of a woman. So I could see why the masses would go wild.

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>>6248209
and those same masses despise her, isn't that pathetic? they can't choose!

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How is there no Keine?

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>>6248102
Yeah, I'm not sure what needs to happen right now. Shit's pretty fucking dead and autismo-3000 isn't any help.

>>6248172
U-Uh..
>his already throbbing cock twitches at the sight, his eyes glued to her impressively thick thighs as he only wonders what she looks like from the back. He shakes himself, feeling his head become lighter
I can't even begin to think what I want to do, nothing in the w-where?! Does that mean I can fuck your ass? Can I taste it too? G-Geeze!

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>>6248100
I can't say I really know much about pokemon, but I suppose I don't mind playing with one.

>>6248255
>Mouse
yes
mice are adorable
Gonna tug on the tail and fiddle with his ears

>>6248244
>how is there no generic anime girl with a cock

>>6248290
She's a videogame character you retard.

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>>6248254
>(Luckily, she was already naked, so she can simply use a nearby Sharpie to plug the hole she didn't want used, pushing it into her slit.
There, now you can only use the holes that I consider eligible. You can fuck me in the ass, or lick it, if you want, yes.

>>6248301
looks pretty anime to me

>>6248244
Mecha plays her.

>>6248252
People always suggest a reset or letting the threads die as solutions although I doubt either of those will work. It's anyone's guess on how this'll end but we know it'll involve a lot of shitposting on the way there.

>>6248335
>almost drooling, he dropped to his knees and beckoned the thick figure over
Just tell me what I'm allowed and I'll worship that ass and all your holes, Susie

>>6247723

What's wrong with f-list?

>>6248379
You see this guy all obsessed with EGG? Imagine a whole community filled with people like him. That's F-List.

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>>6248231
Shit its just what happens, the world is full of hypocrites.

Just now a friend of mine insulted me for voting trump. So they are acting bigoted because I voted for a so called "bigot". I love this world.

>>6248379
Nothing, anons here just hate it because their generic self inserts get ignored.

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>>6248338
fanart you dip
>>6248348
>Mecha also wants 2B
>Never going to get to see Kaine and 2B fuckin.

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>>6248396
awww, how cute, i think you forgot theres a block list there, sjw.

>>6248404
and when you point them out, instead of them trying to fix it or having a discussion about the natural hypocriticism we have in us, they throw a bitch fit.

>>6248396

I don't know what EGG is, but it's about the only place I know that has a decent ERP following and allows ageplay. What alternatives are there?

>>6248430
>Barrel of the Lock Shock and Barrel team-up creeping up.
>KIDNAP THE SANTY CLAWS!

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>>6248348
But, like, where are people going to go? Just leave the board completely and pick it up elsewhere? I'm pretty much living under multiple rocks and there's a lot of things I just don't understand/grasp on how to find anything. I'm pretty hopeless, desu. Sucks to see an enjoyable place turn to shit slowly over time.
I should probably just shut up and go to bed.

>>6248460
https://youtu.be/zkdlMGeZ-vs

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>>6248460
she was someone they hated and loved, who they screamed at to leave yet mourn when she has left. how pathetic it is that they cannot make up their minds.

>>6248496
cute

>>6248470
>TFW /trash/ ERP has the 1 year anniversary either in this month or next month.
How far we've fallen.

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>>6248525
>One month until I've been here for a whole year
My sense of time is already garbage but damn.

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>>6248369
Just don't do anything to this hole, then. Anything else is allowed.
>She pushes the sharpie in her slit up a bit to emphasize her statement. Ass, mouth, both are fine, just not the pussy. She gets stretches a bit, getting ready to get on her knees in some shape or form.

>>6248470
Choices of places to go are discord or F-List as most people say, if they aren't encouraging the hard reset. Both options aren't too attractive to me for various reasons, so I'm sorta fucked when/if the threads go belly up. It's not the first time I've seen a decent place go to hell and it probably won't be the last.
Maybe. If you're feeling tired, might as well catch some shut-eye.

>>6248573
I misread time as shame and was gonna say same.

Oh well, met some pretty cool people but this place is literally on an iron lung.

>>6248470
Just a passing anon's input. The way I do it is that I play on discord and then play in thread if I ever feel the urge when there isn't a shitstorm, which is pretty rare admittedly.

>>6248470
F-List. Lore was totally right in saying that it's better, already have my account set up and have started a few RPs

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>>6248506
Attention whores, the lot of them. All they care is that they get their daily (you) so that they feel special despite the fact that they just put no effort into getting such other than being who they truly are - a bunch of losers.
Luckily, Anonymous isn't a hivemind or a singular person.

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>>6248608
Yeah, the larger groups of discord usually end up with mass quantities of drama or stupid shit and then associating/bringing up those places here never helped.
>>6248610
I mean, I probably don't have any sense of shame either, too. We're all degenerates here.
>>6248617
I like this format for some reason but I do occasionally find myself in the more private setting of pms on discord.
>>6248625
Delete this.

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>>6248659
Either that, or they demand the love and attention of those who give themselves a face, and deface said face when those avas even make one little bout of no. Then they act like they haven't done that and white-knight the poor ava!

>>6248678
Don't get me wrong, I like this format the most too. It's just such a pain nowadays and I feel like discord is the next best place. I don't even use any of the servers, I stick to DMs.

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>clowns back and warframe psycho is still at it
Someone pull the plug.

>>6248430
I don't believe in claim culture so if you wanna play Kaine go for it my dude.

>>6248737
It's going to be a rough night. Not to many typefucking but bless those that have the courage by now.

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>>6248737
Get that Protocol 10 goin', vato. I read yo papers.

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>>6248678
Well everyone knows pretty much, of people who've asked me to, that I'm really fucking bashful of private stuff and pretty much struggle unless it is in a thread.
So same on liking this format.

I'm just glad that at least I've made a friend or two from this yknow, even if it is sad how bad things are.

>>6248737
It's more that I want to see a scenario, not play it.

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>>6248737
What's wrong? You never even answered my questions!

>>6248749
and there's her "son", the same one she crushed on. how cute.

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>>6248708
It has been pretty bad lately. Bad thing for me is that when in private, it's kind of awkward to try and be in character so I just give up on that entirely most of the time.
>>6248737
Redpill me on the next best place to go and why your penis is so stinky.

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>>6248737
The only thing that can make it worse is that DMG faggot.

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>>6248792
Hey, how you doin'?

>>6248748
Aye, I was the one with Jack but I think they might conked out for the night.
Shame, but there's hopefully tomorrow.

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>>6248827
Having fun terrifying your mother like old times.
I bet she's going to crack soon.
Get it? Cause you call her EGG. Such a morbid pun.

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>>6248816
YEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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>>6248749
I'm gonna need a lot of choppers for this one.

>>6248789
Oh, that's fair then. Tbh I wanna eat 2B's ass more than play her myself anyway.

>>6248792
You're a fuckin' psycho dude, not even Paul makes me uncomfortable like you do.

>>6248793
When I get home nerd.

>>6248816
Damn son

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>>6248847
There's probably an omelette pun you can make too.

>>6248855
You ain't even got the one? Puta madre, man...

>>6248816
Hey DMG, is that delicious mound of sweet thiccness up to play tonight?

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>>6248855
You get uncomfortable that easily? How pathetic. How do I make you uncomfortable? What makes me a psycho? You seemed glad about me before, when I saved her life.

>>6248871
I'll make sure to scramble her brains when I get ahold of her.

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>>6248789
>Making me think the other Kuu showed up
Fuck you, nerd.
>>6248855
But I'm going to sleep soon, you fucking dumbass faggot.

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>>6248850
>>6248855
And like that, as quick as she came, she left again, to never be seen again. Until she was seen again.

>>6248878
Which one? I'm kinda dead on my feet as of late, but if you say which ava you want I'll remember people are waiting for her.

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>>6248452
Its alright the world will keep going round and round. Thats why in the mean time we listen to music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5Sj-fcEwI

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>>6248903
>You want the other Kuu
>But you don't want me.
>Sheds tears just like a real baby
>Can't find those old adds for crying baby dolls.

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>>6248897
The jump from concerned friend to being jeffrey dahmer is just a bit odd.
But good luck being a creepy fuck I guess.

>>6248871
Sorry buddy but I'm low on supplies tonight.

>>6248903
Deal with it bitchass cunt

>>6248905
Kys and whatnot

Laters

>>6248905
I...I wanna try something with the flan girl. You think he can offer a sweet toothed anon a good drink?

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>>6248897
Aight, and then what?

>>6248950
I dunno whether I should be happy or upset about that shit since the fuckin' Asylum is a shithole.

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>>6248937
Dramaqueen.
>>6248950
Whatever shitlord, kys.

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>>6248990
b-bully.

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>>6248926
I will always love how they overreact. You should stay around more. You seem pretty cool.

>>6248950
how is it odd? You suddenly jumped from uncomfortable to "thats just odd". Are you simply downplaying it?
And what makes me jeffrey dahmer?

>>6248961
keep her for myself, once she breaks away from that abusive father of yours.

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>>6248954
I have no idea how to reply when anons want to eat Flan. Like. I've just been memein their replies to be honest.
I should of thought this through when picking up a food ava.

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>>6249017
You say that like she's gonna do that on her own and you're playing the waiting game.

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>>6249017
I had my run it was fun but whats done is done.
Now I'm a, or at least pretending to be, a proper adult with a real life. It was just a one time deal. You'll have my company for the night if that makes you feel any better though.

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>>6248678
>Pets your head.

>>6249025
Well, I was thinking more like a good old nursing handjob, but since you're a sweet we can get creative with it. If you're still down for that.

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>>6249069
>nursing handjob
>From a girl made of candy
Yoooooooo...
You only make sense. I'll remember that.

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>>6249002
Same.
>>6249060
>Pets your fucking huge futa dick.

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>>6249090
Why can we never manage to be in the mood 4 sum fuk at the same time?
Shit sucks.

>>6249088
Shall I start or you? Or was that just a save the date.

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>>6249045
and you think she won't? Just look at the fights they have,the arguments, him tearing away things she loves from her, like this place. He is no good for her. You know it.

>>6249046
I must ask, what made you stop?

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>>6249120
I hate to repeat myself, but. "dead on my feet" means no. Nothing tonight. I'll keep that in mind.

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>>6249046
Hi Clown. How you been? It's me, Jiro.

>>6249124
That's between him and her, homie. What happens next is fate. It's like I always say "If it's meant to be, it will be". So what's all this stuff you've been posting? Some look pretty cool.

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>>6249090
>Cums on your hand.

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>>6249124
My own bit of drama and like I said I started wanting more out of real life. Started dating and working instead of being a neet.
>>6249140
Amazing, life has only went up for me. Yourself?

>>6249131
Gotcha, sorry for being slow about it on my end. Have a good rest of the night DMG.
.....Also keep that pic around, it might be handy one day.

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>>6249170
Night friendo <3

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>>6249105
Get fucked.
>>6249146
>Licks it all up.
Good night angery elf.

>>6249180
Cute pudding

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>>6249140
Oh, I know what happens between them. I watch it. It's especially fun to see him get angry at her. He knows how to put a dumb bitch in her place.
These are things she likes, an artist and some monsterframes. She liked the dark and macabre, as she did come from /x/.

>>6249155
have any plans in case those fall out for you because of fate's cruel rollercoaster?

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>>6249211
I wanna you fucking cunt, lemme pound yo butt so hard you cry.

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>>6249155
I heard. Congrats on the wedding, by the way. Things have been getting better for me too. Slowly. But surely. Being away from the Discords have given me time and space to think and breathe.

>>6249245
Ahh right, that's true, huh. Is that where you hail from too?

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>>6249258
Nope, I grew up with her. 8 years.

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>>6249245
Nope I'm not really much of a planner. I just assume everything is always gonna work out, if it doesn't I'll deal with it then. No reason to have failsafes this early on.
>>6249258
Aw thats what happens, stop being a neet and your life will only get better. Just gotta deal with the fact work is also life sucking, but its at least a bit of progress.
Whats your plan for now?

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>>6249288
So that's like a... what, childhood friend? That's a long time. Have you been chasing after her all this time?

>>6249298
Just chill on things for a bit. Been thinking about how to develop a few of my characters. Learned the hard way the poison that seeps into my system for being in big Discords filled with attention whores and circlejerking and GoT tier level politics and backstage drama.

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>>6249298
Ah, you may never know. It may be one of the few things you will have in the end. Be careful what sticks you may draw.

>>6249336
Oh no, I've caught that songbird before. But fate stole it from me. It's my job to get it back, keep it, and break its wings so it can't fly away again.

yknow it's no surprise EGG has severe emotional issues seeing this guy going on if he's been her 'friend' for 8 years

"Oh no, I see myself as a guardian, her guardian, her trainer, protector, owner, master, creator.
It's nice to know someone expected me. "
"I may not have her nudes, but I still got to see things when she was asleep. It was fun. She's afraid of me for good reason, she knows I can control her, she knows I know her secrets."
"why? what's wrong? she left her stuff open when she would nap, so I had fun going through her things, seeing what she's done, and using it to blackmail her. "

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>>6249336
GoT tier? Game of Thrones I'm presuming, if so still don't really get it, haven't watched/read it.

But I'm guessing everyone backstabs everyone? Then everyone fucks everyone at the same time? Thats the only thing I know of GoT.

How does poison seep into your system though? Just clean it out with some herbal tea.
>>6249426
Naw if I keep drawing the short straws just means my life becomes that much more interesting. If I were to ever write a book it'd be a far more interesting read if I suffer a lot versus everything going according to plan.

This why women are terrible.

Except Jinx. She knows a few nudes can destroy a community of virgins and doesn't parade herself.

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>>6249426
And to do that you're gonna chill out here till her and Gage have a break up or what?

>>6249448
Yeah, that's kinda how things go. As far as the poison it's cuz I take everything so personally and too seriously. It's been problem for a long time. I couldn't just hang out and check in on occasion and tab out from the Discord if it's upsetting me. I had to make a big spectacle of myself and lash out because I'm impulsive and emotional. Better to just take myself out of those environments if they cause me nothing but grief. The server changed. Just like the threads. At least the threads are easier to deal with.

>EGG-weirdo and Clownpiece in the same thread

I'd rather deal with Paul.

>>6249481
Sad thing is he actually typefucked with Val, I'd take that to those fuckers in a heartbeat.

Well, good thing I wasn't planning on unwinding here tonight. Not with this triad of three-dollar bills hanging about.

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I see you degenerates are still busy playing Dr. Freud meeting the local sociopath.
I normally tell you all to go to a mental ward, but this is lowkey something you have to follow as this isn't even degeneracy, this is a mental illness.
And you're all contageous to it, so follow the light you typefucking cunts.

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>>6249442
You act like I'm the reason she has them! Tell me, how could I have caused them? It's clear to me that it's just the mental issues she was born with. Please, elaborate. I am so curious.

>>6249448
I guess that's because in the end, none of us will get those long sticks, ever. Fate loves to watch us squirm. But I will have the one thing it took from me, and take my animalistic desires out on it right in front of Fate's eyes. I know she'd like it, anyway.

>>6249461
This non gets it! Do you see now why I must break her and put her in her place? The place she needs to be?

>>6249481
>>6249493
>>6249510

None of you seem to want to explain what's so bad about me, how sad.

>>6249480
Either that, or cause it myself. I know it's hanging on a few strings already.

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>>6249480
Aw so lots of new people and the likes changing up the community?
>>6249481
I still never met paul, is one of those odd things.
>>6249510
Three dollar bills don't exist, so are you saying we don't exist?

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>>6249516
These faggots will never learn.

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>>6249538
Hey Clown! Long time no see.

>>6249480
Pathological pity-seeker.

>>6249527
Sexual sadist.

>>6249538
Parasitic narcissist.

>>6249516
Now where's my five Benjamins for the consultation, Vino?

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>>6249516
>>6249549
It's fascinating, it makes me stay just a wee bit longer in curiosity. I feel like I'm studying a society broken away from all others. It's exotic.

>>6249559
Please, explain what makes me a sexual sadist.

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>>6249527
How you gonna do that when they're living together? Or so I've heard.

>>6249559
But I'm not seeking pity. At least I don't think I am.

>>6249538
Yeah. A lot of the new people arrived in these threads during the apex of the LD/DMG thing, and their first impression was a thread that roleplays but also has a culture of drama about it. As such, they took it upon themselves to perpetuate that drama which only snowballed to where we are now.

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>>6249527
Thats a lot of things right there. Are you destiny fucker?
>>6249559
I prefer the term clown, but sure that works.
>>6249557
Only 5 months, not too long.

>>6249559
You forgot Superiority Complex >>6249516 >>6249549

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>>6249595
Still awhile, especially online. Hope you've been doing well.

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>>6249589
I can always interfere when I see her walking around at school. She always goes to the same places and spots to sit and work, too. Always the same desk in the same library. Always the same empty room in the back of the building that no one goes to. Always the same routine. She even goes to the same subway for food.

>>6249595
Destiny fucker? What do you mean by that?

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>>6249611
More like pride. I'm actually going out and living life instead of shutting myself in a house for 16 hours, type fucking the day away to neck beards.
>>6249586
Dont ever reply to me again

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>>6249616
Just being an adult, getting married, working those long work hours.
How about yourself?
>>6249589
Aw, damn it looks like I left right when the threads would have been there most interesting. I might go look at some highlights one day I am extremely bored and have nothing else to do.
>>6249649
Its a character from I can't understand what my husband is saying. Its a guy who really hates destiny and wants to do anything he can to avoid it.

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>>6249649
Oh, neat, so you know her IRL. I thought this was just an online thing.

>>6249686
I don't think we have a highlight rule. I wouldn't even know what would be on it aside from the LD/DMG break up and all subsequent events after.

>>6249686
>husband
gay

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>>6249586
I'm studying a bunch of neckbeards typefucking each other trying to shrug it off as if it's normal.
Lowkey the occasional sociopath or cunt with severe problems comes around and I look at people lik you mate.

>>6249549
Of course not. Lowkey they feed of this shit even if it's misery.
Misery does love its company and shit.

>>6249559
Fucking right you here fucking typefucker.

>>6249611
I don't typefuck and only shitpost for laughs.
It's easy as fuck mate and you otherkin don't seem to get it.

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>>6249686
Ehh, college is college. This was my first election that I could vote in, and it felt pretty damn good.

>>6249711
Jiro, we have an entire anime.

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>>6249658
>>6249734

I love how you pretend to be above this while diving right in. If you were really living life and above it you wouldn't even feel the need to validate it with posts.
But hey, you two need your holier than though fix somehow, you're not dependent on this or anything right.

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>>6249735
I forget how young people here are sometimes, its crazy. I'm keeping up my solid 2 for 2 on winners on who I vote for.
>>6249732
Show is really good don't talk shit.
40 mins to watch all of season 1, another 40 for all of season 2. Go watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSMqxNKJg
>>6249711
All the fun crazy things, but who knows. It's probably just same old, same old, just replacing names and faces.

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>>6249658
Why? It seems rather delightful.

>>6249686
Ah. I guess my hatred for fate can fit in that category. Fate shall not remain Fate if I can change it, thus canceling itself out!

>>6249711
I have mentioned going through her and her things while asleep, after all.
She was a wonderful doll, when I had my hands on her. I can't wait to get them onto her again.

>>6249734
How adorable. I thought you had a life busying you, though?
>>6249753
I know, right?

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>>6249753
I do it because its easy as fuck to trigger you faggots. That and I have a small shred of hope that you niggers will leave these threads one day and go live fulfilling lives. Call it a shred of sympathy from my heart.

>>6249753
This. The only thing more pathetic than the ones wallowing here are the ones that do it but just for le irony I'm so much cooler than you. Vino pretends to be the thread protagonist when he can't even be honest with his dependency on our fucking drama.

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>>6249753
I just need a bunch of mad typefuckers and I'm getting it.
This is all for laughs mate. I look here one or two times in a thread while leaving my shitpost and I can catch up with a thread full of laughs.

>>6249785
>>6249753
So stay mad you fucking typefuckers.

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>>6249735
Do we? What's the OP/ED? What's the pixiv tag? What are the tumblr ships? When's the movie?

>>6249768
I guess so. A cycle. If this is a dark age then surely a golden age will follow.

>>6249785
So you see her as just like... a doll? A thing to claim?

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>>6249799
>He says, creating an Ava for the designated purpose of telling people to stop having fun on a Mongolian paper folding website.
Keep pretending to be above us. You're so far below the lack of self awareness is hysterical.

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>>6249808
Mad? I am just intrigued, sir. If I was mad, I'm sure I would be using stronger vocabulary.

>>6249813
Clearly she cannot take care of herself, so what else am I to view her as? I can train her, break her, make her something useful that will obey commands, program her into a perfect little plaything for me.

>>6249829
>>6249799
>>6249804
This is so fun! The sides are clashing! I'm glad I'm here to see this.

>>6249808
I'm not mad, your existence and purpose is so pathetic it fills me with joy whenever you flaunt your worthless existence
Keep dancing clown, keep playing hero and moralfag, you're delusion is about as strong as this one's in the other direction. >>6249785

This thread is so fucking surreal.

Like honestly what the fuck is even happening.

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>>6249859
Can you even call it love at that point? Or is that not what you're after?

>>6249940
The end result of so much shitposting, drama, and memeing. I'm pretty sure all the ERP is happening in the Discords at this point. The intended roles have been seemingly reversed. The threads are the hang out with the occasional ERP and the Discords are the ERP hubs.

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>>6249890
Again, explain my delusion, and what direction it is in.
>>6249940
Who knows? It's fun, either way.
>>6249960
That is love, boy. I will give her satisfaction, and keep her from straying from her path.

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>>6249940
I'm jacking it in discord. The dramawhores and moralfags will just self aggrandize themselves to death and then we'll just pick back up no problem. I've learned to stop letting their worthless existence bother me, it's quite fun to watch them try to get my attention really, like they think they mean anything, it's cute in a pathetic way.

>>6249940
America is becoming great again.
Duh.

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>>6249960
Let's cuddle.

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>>6249996
But, it sounds like you've failed before. What happened then?

>>6250014
Is this the solution then? To let the flames burn everything away and rebuild from the ashes?

>>6250140
You.. want to cuddle? Why is that?

What is your favorite accent to read in ERP? German, British, etc

>>6250162
Southern and Australian
T.Jinx

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>>6250014
But yet you sit here and respond to things? That's a somewhat-twisted view there.

>>6250160
Her sides came out, pushed me away, and she ran off.
Now that she's drugged, however, I don't have to worry about them getting in my way!

>>6250186
What's wrong? Don't want to post your pictures?

>>6250160
No numbnuts. There is no solution, there's barely a problem. Let the shrill assholes play themselves up as hot shit, they all fall. Look at how desperate they are now, having to feed into each other for any kind of (you).
The typefuck comes and goes, but these guys will always be pathetic until the day comes they either contribute or leave. They mean nothing, have no power, RP and let them flail.

Guys mind posting some cards?

>>6250209
Combo of image limit contribution and I just got out of the shower so I'm kinda focused on getting dressed

>>6250210
Except you guys are god awful roleplayers and get hilariously upset when people come by to let you know that.

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>>6250209
What happens when the drugs wear off or run out?

>>6250210
What about the avatars that have left the threads for greener pastures due to their present state? Or are you in the optimist camp that others will come in to take their place?

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>>6250236
This card is pretty good.

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>>6250236
What if I play one ava

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>>6250236

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>>6249890
But that's where I win. I just come to upset typefuckers and I don't give a shit about what you cunts do in life.
I'm just here to shitpost what's there to shitpost and I'm winning. Stay mad fucking typefuckers.

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>>6250236
Sure, I'm open!

>>6250272
Not sure how good he will be after Reno rotates out though. Full heal was a perfect stabilize and the potions are great but won't save your ass like WE GONNA BE RICH.

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>>6250210
Then why aren't you typefucking right now, hmm?
>>6250248
I agree.

>>6250245
Cute.

>>6250267
By that time, I am sure she will be changed by my hands. Either that, or bound so she can't stop me.

>>6250325
Why did you disappear? And again, how am I mad? Never answered that one. I do not understand what words I'm typing convey anger.

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>>6250338
Still 4 months of everyone running a reno/kazakus deck. It's too good not to. We have lots of heals still and anti aggro in the new set, so possibly thats all we need.

>6250325
>I don't care, I just keep coming back to feed on it and pretend I'm above it all.
Vino, admit to yourself what we all see. You're addicted to the drama, you play it off as superiority but you sink lower each day. More desperate for it.
Prove us wrong, take your advice. Leave, live life and be above it and never come back.
But you're too weak for that, you always were, and alway will be. And we'll be here, to laugh at the self proclaimed above it all as he eats shit "ironically".
Now stay mad and reply to me cunt.

>Long day of work
>Friends asleep
>Come to RP to pass time until bed
>Thread is full of the lowest of low

Amazing.

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>>6250349
Well, I suppose that's a solution. Come what may then, huh? I've shitposted long enough. Later, thread.

>6250349
I am faggot.
It's not here and you can't stop me. Nice try at a mindgame though. It's fucking cute to watch you hang on my whims.
Dance around my words again, I could use a puppet to string around.

>>6250402
>busy with school
>frequent rp partner lives 6 hrs ahead
>make fairly long starter
>no bites and threads shitpost instead
Saddest life, anon

>>6250402
Ignore it. It's getting more desperate anyway.

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>>6250402
I can play for a little, anon.

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>>6250325
>Tfw Vino, Lore, Lore, and Lore have all managed to ruin these threads
Feels fantastic

>>6250330
Out of curiosity, does Tewi Inaba get chosen a lot?

>>6250298
Nice

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>>6250391
Isn't it adorable?

>>6250402
You should elaborate.

>>6250421
Have fun, decrepit bastard son

>>6250431
I question your first sentence, along with you talking about a mindgame. This is a conversation, a discussion. I save my mind games for her, non.

>>6250439
How quaint

>>6250453
Desperate? How?

>>6250467
There's three Lores? How does this work out?

>>6250504
Everyone that says bad things about the thread is Lore. Vino always uses an avatar though.

>>6250504
She's sleeping right now isn't she?

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>>6250524
So does this mean I am Lore? How odd. I'm suddenly an old one, even though I am new here.

>>6250534
I don't know, I haven't checked on her yet. However, she doesn't normally go to sleep at this time. She's normally awake until two hours from now. She's a night owl. It's cute, a dove that is programmed to live in the darkness that can hurt her. Why?

>>6250504
>how quaint
Hardly
Do you even know what quaint means or are you too busy campaigning to be the edgiest scum around here?

>>6250553
So you aren't just around while she sleeps?

>>6250459
I appreciate the thought, but I think I'm just going to sleep. Maybe sometime, cute robot.

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>>6250497
Hi anon! How's it going?

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>>6250557
Considering that I am new here, this is all unusual to me, and thus, the definition for quaint, attractively unusual, works, for this draws me in.

>>6250564
Oh no, if I was just around for that, what would be the purpose of that? She gets more anxious when she's aware of me.

>>6250595
Are you not human?

>>6250595
Dorothy! How is my favorite sex bot?

>>6250595
Eh, long day. Worked all morning to evening and got in a fight with close friend because I work to much.

Just want to relax at home for once, you know?

How are you miss?

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>>6250594
Sometime it is. See you later anon!
>>6250630
>
>>6250648
I'm doing okay. Woke up a while ago and waiting for breakfast.
How're you, anon?
>>6250664
Aw. Sorry to hear about that, anon. Fights are so sad, especially between friends!
I'm okay. Thank you for asking.
>Dorothy spreads her hands and invites you toa hug.

Jesus christ between vino visiting hourly now and this warframe faggot this thread is seriously done for.

>>6250701
I am a bit horny.

>>6250701
>Grabs robo butt
These feel just like a humans

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>>6250728
Has it not always been done for, however?

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(Food time. Expect a bit of a late answer!)
>>6250758
>Dorothy's cheeks naturally turn red.
Eheh, c-come on anon... d-don't be so forward about it, g-geez.
W-Well, how can I help?
>>6250767
W-Whuh-- Hey! Don't just grope me!
...It's synthetic, it's supposed to feel like the real deal.

>>6250701
>he notices her hand and is reluctant at first but decided against his better judgement...

Thanks for the hug miss. It means a lot.

Hope you're well.

>>6250728
People still don't get that Vino just comes to shitpost. He doesn't care about these threads or what goes on in here. He just shitposts to get cheap laughs and we're dumb enough to suffice him with laughs. That points out that we do deserve such shitposting. Guy doesn't even care about morale or anything like it, he just shitposts and we're giving him what he wants so he can get free laughs at the expense of us.

>>6250797
so, if you're going to be hanging around here what should we call you?

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>>6250845
exactly
someones finally smartening up

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>>6250859
up to you. i never truly thought of a name for myself.

>>6250870
>>6250859
don't give it a name, you'll get too attached when it comes time to put it down.

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>>6250485
>(Not too often, but I haven't played recently anyways. Sorry, I got dragged off to do some gaming stuff by some esports pals.

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>Sleeping boy nun is sleeping

>>6250870
How about Yolk?

>>6250895
>Tucks in the sleeping boy nun

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>>6250838
I'll be much better when you cheer up!
>Dorothy holds you close. Her robotic limbs squeeze you a little bit too much, but she has them under control.
>You feel safe and warm in her arms. You can hear a very faint noise, like a very tiny motor, coming from her.
Anoooon, how can I cheer you up?

>>6250799
The real deal, huh?
> The anon unzips his pants and takes out his cock. Just feeling her ass was enough for him to be fully erect. Quickly, he moves her panties to the side and enters her.

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>>6250926
>Grabs hold of your arm
nhmmmmm....

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>>6250880
but names are fun! For example, I call you all nons.
>>6250900
yolk? oh, so I would be one in the same with EGG herself?
while that's rather cute, and it would cement me with her like i so desired, its too childish

>>6250944
>Gets caught by his arm
Oh? Not asleep yet?

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>>6250977
>Yawns softly...
No...
>Hugs your arm with his entire body placing the hand just after his crotch

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>>6250942
Y-Yeah, that's wha-aah~!
>Dorothy squeals at the sudden penetration! Her insides felt like an onahole, already lubricated and warmed up by high-quality heaters.
>It's a tight fit, making it a bit difficult to move in and out of it... the psuedo-muscles hug and squeeze the shaft, pulling him further in.
H-Hahh... s-so sudden...
A-Anon, t-that's not... r-really nice, is it?

>>6250931
>He felt her body against his. It felt different from a normal hug, but still a hug none the less
How to cheer me up? Um... I'm not sure. How about do a handstand?
>He said with a boyish charm
Nah, you don't have to do that. Your presence alone has helped me wonders.

>>6250992
>Chooses to lie down since his entire arm is captured, spooning the sleepy trap
You shouldn't stay up so late. Bad for your health.

>>6250799
Well, I would like to feed you my cum since you are hungry.

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>>6251071
>Rubs herself against his arm slowly getting closer to his face with little movements.

...I tried...going to ...bed *yawwn* early...but I'm not tired... just sleepy..
>Rubs your hand on the side of his leg and leaves your fingers near his ass

>>6249025
Has Hotaru tried to eat you yet?

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>>6251067
G-Geez, silly anon.
>She squeezes you for a moment, and lets go of you.
I-I'm glad I helped.
I'll be around, so if you need anything else, just let me know, okay?
>She pats your head and ruffles your hair a bit.
Have a good day, anon!
>>6251098
I-I already ate! B-But 'feed me' your cum... t-that's so l-lewd!
Hnng... I-I'll be honest, I'm tempted.
H-How would you like me to eat?

>>6251100
>Gives his ass a firm squeeze and snuggles closer, pressing his crotch against the sleepy nun's behind

Try counting sheep. I hear that knocks all of the little kids out.
>Puts his other arm around Bridget's waist

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>>6251168
>Suggestively rubs behind at the same rhythm he counts.
1 sheep...2 sheep....3 sheep...
>Kisses the arm that is embracing while counting
>And lets the shorts slip a bit down bellow his waist.

>>6251160
>The anon takes off his pants and underwear only to begin stroking his shaft.
You should take off your clothing before you get on your knees and open your mouth.

>>6251216
>Rubs his crotch on Bridget's behind in sync with the counting rhythm
4 sheep, 5 sheep, 6 sheep.
>Kisses the back of his neck as they count and lowers his underwear to let his erection flop out

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>>6251218
>Dorothy stares in awe at anon's cock. She's still not used to the sight...
>She zones out for a moment there. She shakes her head and starts removing her clothes.
>Once done, she quickly folds them up and puts them down. Her hands moved like a blur!
>Every joint was segmented, her torso had 'rings,' some bits were shiny metal and others painted rubber... she's a robot alright.
>She gets on her knees in front of him, and opens her mouth nice and wide, tongue sticking out.
Ahh~

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>>6251268
>Tries to grip his erection with now bare buttcheeks
7 Sheeep...nhhnnnm...8 sheep..
>He turns around his lips facing yours puckered for a kiss

>>6251287
>Anon then gently probes their tongue with his tip before pushing his shaft into their mouth, giving them a full taste.

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Still around should that monster attack anon ever show up again.

>>6251090
Cute Ribbon!

>>6251335
What was the monster attack thing about?

>>6251302
>Grinds his dick between the naked buttcheeks, grunting into his breath
9 sheep...mnmmm...10 sheep..
>He puts his lips onto the boy nun's for a kiss and pushes his tongue inside

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>>6251325
Mm-- Mmph!
>Dorothy glares at him, not expecting a meal straight out of the oven.
>Her tongue wraps around his length and squeezes.
>She tightly wraps her lips on his cock, and starts bobbing her head a little.
Making me work for my meal... so rude!
>Dorothy can speak normally, since she used a voicebox rather than actual lungs. Who even needs them anymore?
I'll work for it, don't worry.
>She puts her hands up on his thighs and bobs her head back and forth a bit more.

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>>6251361

11.....nnnn
>He immerses himself in the passionate kiss
>He positions himself in as a doggy his tiny dick point down and his bare ass showing itself ready and willing....And breaks off the kiss


Please...can....you help me wring out my final energies and give me a full glass of ...milk so I can go to bed sleep?
Please...

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>>6251357
Essentially an anon said he would've loved to be stuck in the middle of a monster attack orchestrated by Shoggdy in which he'd end up getting captured and then used to breed further monsters, by force.

>>6251405
Oh cool. I think I remember talking to you about doing something like a giant monster rampage session with her a while ago.

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>anon thats was playing with me sorry I gotta go it's bloody 8 am I really went off the rocker g2g sorry

>>6251419
Oh? How long do you mean by "a while" ?

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>>6251419
>>6251443
Whoops

>>6251438
the 8 am erp, tsk tsk
go to bed ya knucklehead

>>6251405
That sounds hawt.

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>>6251443
It was back when I played Haruka that one time. The idea was that Shoggdy was a huge monster and Haruka grows to her size to try and 'pacify' her.

Although thinking back I can't remember if we actually talked about it or I just thought about it being a neat idea for a session.

>tfw your partner is so much better at writing
>tfw can't even enjoy the rp because worried that they're not enjoying it

>>6251495
Who are you

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>>6251489
Ohh, the same Haruka that was playing with Ruka, right? I remember you shrinking him.

I don't think I recall that idea being mentioned however, but it could be neat.

>>6251505
It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is my plan.

>>6251531
>>6251495
but who is your partner
are they here

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>>6251495
Hi me.

>>6251514
Yeah that was a fun session. I definitely wanna try doing something like that again some time as well as a few other ideas.

Oh I guess I did just think of it without saying anything then. Now I feel dumb for bringing it up like I've already mentioned it before.

>>6251544
Redpill me on trees

>>6251505
>>6251536
They're not. I rp with them over Steam, but I've had the same thing happen here in the past.

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>>6251561
Trees are fuckin' rad yo. Did you know that if it wasn't for trees we wouldn't even have houses?

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>>6251553
Don't worry about it! For what it's worth, I really did like your Haruka.

In fact I've been meaning to have a scientist character posted at Sponty for a good a while now. Maybe to study her, or try some things on her, push her to her limits, who knows?

>>6251561
I like good pussy and I like good trees

>>6251618
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe.

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>>6251495
Iktf.
I get it as a default and it goes crazy in private sessions.

>>6251567
Who are you RPing with that makes you feel so bad about yourself?

>>6251495
>tell them about it
>sort issue out
>ask how to improve

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>>6251495
If they didn't enjoy it - or at least feel like you were worth their words - they wouldn't waste their time. There's nothing that forces them to do it.

They clearly enjoy themselves enough.

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>>6251658
>Ask for targeted advice on how you should improve
>Vague general purpose stuff you're already aware of/implementing
>Or refusal because they don't want to hurt your feelings.

>>6251672
Or sometimes people are too nice and refuse to drop you because they think it'd hurt your feelings, but you catch on and constantly worry how to be good enough and nobody can just tell you and you feel like a huge hassle while nobody will say so.

>>6251639
Not gonna name drop people from here, as said, it's just a steam friend currently.

>>6251658
I know where, and how to improve, but without practice I can't get there. I just hope it's not a burden and my partner(s) can still enjoy themselves.

>>6251672
Thanks big guy. I suppose you're right. I'd have been declined by now if they didn't enjoy it.

>>6251716
So it's someone from here you have on Steam and you refuse to name them?

>>6251722
No, it's just a Steam friend. They don't come here.

Even if they did, I wouldn't name drop.

>>6251728
What about you? You an ava or an anon?

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>>6251701
Or...
>You ask for criticism and suggestions on how to improve your writing.
>Response is about generic anime girls or criticising your tastes.

>>6251728
Both. I rarely ava though.

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>>6251701
If people didn't at least enjoy your company, they wouldn't waste their time trying to be nice.

If nobody says a single thing but you 'catch on,' then it's possible it's your imagination. Try not to torment yourself.

>>6251729
>>6251734

Shit, quoted myself. Bed time soon.