ERP thread. Where the pussies are the kings edition Precum:

>>6231930
Does that mean that phat cat butt is here?

>It's another "DMG desperately trying to get attention" thread

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>>6232011
Always lurking

Card Check to kick off a new thread

>>6232031
Can I lurk your ass? And by that I mean lick

>>6232031
I want to make the cat cum hands free.

>>6232024
Why do DMG, Luffy, and Owain try to be ERP protagonists?

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>>6232040
>

>>6232051
>>6232059
Wow. Guys that's REALLY fucking gay. You wanna lick boy butt?

>>6231858
Well, if you know how babies are made...this, play a major part of it, as well as your own womanhood...
>He detailed to the young red haired female child, feeling comfortable be he quickly stiffened his back up as his erection also popped up within his pants, her head mere inches away from it.
A-ah...
>Ironically, his head was racing with ways on how to get her away from his member; as perverted as he was, he didn't want to break the law even if his boner wanted to.
T-thank you, for understanding Annie...A-and just because, I may WANT, to doesn't mean I WILL...

>>6232076
Yeah, if that leads to fucking it until the catdick cums.

>>6232066
You spelled Vino wrong

>>6232066
DMG/Owain/Luffy
>Hey guys I wanna typefuck
Vino
>You people need to be saved and I'm the guy who can tell you what's always right
Who sounds more forced protag?

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>>6232146
That's REALLY gay anon. You don't mind me calling you a boy butt loving homo while you pound away in my warm insides?

>>6232194
As long as you let me kiss you during it, you can call me whatever you want.

>>6232177
>Owain
>Luffy
>wanting to typefuck

>>6232066
Owain was raised up in the discord circlejerk so it's of no surprise he tries to get attention.
No idea why Luffy does it.
And DMG is just that desperate for attention and will do anything in his power to do it be it replying to any post, making threads dedicated to his characters, or whatever created the monster of erp known as Paul.

>>6232194
Its not gay if you're on top.

>>6232209
>When you shitpost so hard you stop making any damn sense

>>6232209
>Owain and Luffy
>Not constantly wanting the typefucc
If you're going to shit on someone do it right holy fuck.

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>>6232216
>making threads dedicated to his characters,

>>6232185
>Chills still run through the sailor as Iowa pulls back and falls against the bed, leaving his cock rigid and twitching as he withdraws his fingers. He pulls his lips away from her sex gently, and plants a kiss just above her clit. Shuffling himself up, and coming to rest next to her, he works at the tie that holds her breasts up.
Round two as soon as you can handle it, miss Iowa.
>He grins, weakly. Maybe he wouldn't be able to go right in, but she would understand that, right..?

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>>6232209

>>6232076
That butt is pretty feminine, I can just pretend

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS

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>>6232115
Oh...
>She blushes looking up to the man, her emerald eyes gazing somewhat affectionately up to his face.
Well if it's how you make babies it mustn't be that bad then!
>She hugs tighter, as if trying to comfort the man of his fear and his discomfort; a soft little melody humming in her throat.
But what is it you wanna do mister?

>>6232319
Shut up D.Va, you're not Dumbledore.

>>6232319
>takes his hand out of his pants
MASTURBATING, MA!

>>6232319
Waiting for your cute, chubby butt

>>6232319
Sadly, shitposting. Can you help us?

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>>6232206
>With a roll of his eyes he turns on a heel, his shoulder length hair waving in the quick motion. Another moment later he bends at the knees, presenting his firm, round rear tight in his gripping jeans that hug at his hips in such a way that the lining of the girly white panties under them just peek out at the waist line. With a teasing wave of his bottom with his tail fallowing behind the motions of his hips he looks back.
It's more fun when you fight it. But whatever gets me the dick.

>>6232229
That only makes it GAYER. You want boy butt, you wanna see my cock hard and leaking while you pound into me, your balls slapping mine.

>>6232299
Pretend you're not a faggot.

>>6232319
Waiting to see who's here, the checks are pretty dry right now. But good to see you cutie.

>>6232376
How about I just hold you down and fuck that plump ass instead?

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>>6232278
(I'll see you soon! But I need to sleep...good luck to both candidates! God Bless you all and God Bless the United States!)

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>>6232327
But...
>>6232352
Unfortunately, not tonight. I apologize! I have a 9:00 tomorrow. Just staying up to watch America burn one way or another
>>6232331
Whoa there
>>6232380
Nice to see you too!
>>6232343
Wha- Who are you calling chubby? ;;

>>6232395
(Night Iowa.)

>>6232395
bless you Iowa

>>6232412
Chubby is good! I like chubby!

>>6232412
MA CAN YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME I'M GONNA CU...CUUU...CUMMMMING!
>white starts leaking out of his shorts, as he groans out sexually with fierce ferocity

>>6232322
>His own face flusters with red, covering his cheek as she teased him, enjoying the feeling she was giving him.
W-well...guess, it really can't be that bad...
>He agreed, sighing in approval of her humming.
You really are a lovely little girl, you know that?
>A noticeably bigger hand than her own came down to pat her head and stroke her hair.

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>>6232319
On my way home to the loving embrace of staying up all night and doing course work.

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>>6232394
Still gay! It's rough and hot. But still gay!

>You'll never be an attention whore
>You'll never have a defense force
>You'll never attack anyone who says anything negative about you as an anon
>You'll never have to rely on the characters you play to make up for your shit writing
Feels pretty nice.

>>6232528
I dont care if its gay, I can get over that after a few days. Now back that girly, fat ass up over here

>6232540
>You'll never have this weak of bait

>>6232540
(You)

>>6232076
Kinda feel like hanging out with imouto for a bit. Doesn't need to go anywhere sexual (I'll be going to bed soon).

>>6232540
>You will never be this desperate to get attention for being worthless and resorting to shutting on typefuckers in a typefuck thread
Feels pretty nice

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>>6232445
>Clinging tighter to the man she closes her eyes and turns her face to rub her cheek against his thigh in response to the petting.
Mister isn't a bad man right? He wouldn't go hurting little girls right?
>She lets out a long slow sigh, her childish face a mere inch from the man's erect penis, her face pointing straight at it.
C-could I see what it looks like?

>>6232376
What if I wanted this cute trap to top.

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>6232540
Here you go you cheap whore

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>>6232639
>Wanting the Trap on top
That makes it super gay, anon.

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>>6232552
Get over it? Oh no you wont! Once you had a cute cat boy under you, squirming and groaning for your cock you'll never get over it. You'll crave it and PLEAD for it.
I'll make you a faggot.

>>6232639
Now there's NO way you can deny you're a faggot. You want cock in your ass~

>>6232697
That dick is designed to fuck ass.

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>>6232573
>None sexual RP is something thread needs more of. I'd love to! You wanna set the scene?

>>6232719
STOP IT, ANON! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

>>6232709
I literally dont care then, I need to bottom out in your perfect butt! You're blue balling me right now you tanned little slut

>>6232638
No; even if I did that with you...I would want to make you happy all the way through...
>He promised, smiling sincerely at her, almost melting at the sight of her resting in his hands. He soon deeply blushed as she requested to see his boner. After a couple seconds, he sighed in defeat.
Step back a bit, please...
>He responded, unbuckling his belt and discarding it, his member now throbbing in a noticeable tent inside his pants and underwear.
Feel free to take off my pants; as fast or as slow as you want to go...

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>>6232749
What? This butt?
>He asks as he turns away from you, slowly, making every second feel like an eternity as he slowly presents his rear. Firmly stuffed in the tight fitting jeans, hugging his hips and the peach shape of his rear. He teasingly reaches back and cups the meat of his bottom, jiggling the extra flesh hidden in his pants around.
You want to fuck THIS butt?

>>6232737
(Mkay.)
>He probably should be getting to bed, especially since his eyes feel heavy and his expression is almost perpetually slack. When he walks by his sister's room, there's plenty of noise filtering through the door. A groan slips out of him as he scratches at his head, and knocks at the door with his other hand.
Sis, you still up?
>Of course she is, probably unable to hear him too. He gives another, sharper knock, and puts his hand on the doorknob.

Just got home from voting for Jill Stein.

>>6232821
Damn, those jeans make it look even better
>the man approached and slammed a heavy hand down against the rough fabric, feeling the size of the catboys meaty butt as his arousal grew
But yeah, this butt. Now bend over futher, slut

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>>6232758
>Her tiny hand sinks into the waist of his pants and tugs it down; her eyes opened to watch as they flick at his shaft, giggling sweetly as she watches it spring back up.
These seem kind of funny! That didn't hurt right mister?
>Before even considering pulling his underwear down she instead wraps her hand around his shaft through the cloth giving it a slight squeeze wondering just how hard it is, the heat of it against her palm taking her by surprise.
... I didn't know people could get so hot mister! Are you sure you're ok?

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>>6232825
>As the nosy brother of the sizable sister grips the doornob he's met with a push at the door, flinging it open but a creek. A slither to reveal the flustered, crimson cheeks of the young girl. Her wide eyes stare back at you as she keeps the door only a crack open
Hey. It's late, what you want?

>>6232927
Well, yeah. It's late. What was with that racket?
>There's that look on his face, the unimpressed flatness that meets her blush with stoniness. Maybe if it wasn't common for her to peep out at a knock looking like that, he'd react differently, but that was how sis did things. By now, he knows better than to try to look around her: she's got the skill of hiding her room, when needed, down to a science.
Oh. Let me guess. New game?

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>No Maria ava.

>>6233004
And who the fuck is maria

>>6233043
A guy.

>>6232926
>He just softly grinned at her reactions, cheeks getting red as her adorable voice rose.
Oh; no it didn't. Thank you for being polite and asking me...
>He complimented, petting her hair once more in praise, before moaning in response to her jerking him off.
A-agh...
Yes; it's fine...
Don't worry; if I do feel pain, I'll tell you to stop, okay?
>He explained, smiling down at her as he cuffs her right face cheek with his left hand.

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>>6233043
A very aggressive trap.

>>6233004
Who's the girl on the right?

>>6233072
There was one a while back.

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>>6233004
>That whole range of expression.
Fuck...

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>>6233100

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>>6232990
>Her blushed cheeks begin to fade, her embarrassment cooling off as hope fills her once more. She sighs and nods, making sure not to make eye contact the entire time. Shifting her hand to the back of her neck and scratching nervously
Oh.. Yeah. New game.. Don't tell mom or dad I'm staying up so late...

>>6233135
Noill's art is perfect

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>>6232851
>Feeling the rough slap of his firm behind fallowed by the harsh, yet playful comment his ever present smug smirk fades slightly, breaking up from the lust beginning to boil as well as the rough nature of the man.
Slut? I'm not a slut! I just know what I want..
>He trails off, knowing that wasn't the best retort he does as requested, bending over slightly as the man fondles his rear. the soft flesh even through the jeans he was wearing. Realizing he can't stuck at this position for long he extends his hand to the wall before him, proping him up to present himself.

>>6233084
Matsurika, his maid.

>>6233161
Yeah, and what do you want?
>the mans thumbs snuck into the waistband of the sluts jeans, digging past the thick fabric as well as the thin layer of the (probably) girly underwear. He tugged down hard, pulling the pants past the plump, brown cheeks before grabbing a hold of the warm butt presented before him
Thats much better!

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>>6233135
>That coiling tongue
Nice.

>>6233151
I think we're well past the age of using misdemeanors as leverage with each other.
>Just a hint of a smile crosses his lips, while he lets go of the doorknob. Curiosity bubbles up inside of him, and he meets her eyes.
So, uh...I'm not getting any sleep soon, I don't think. Mind if I step in? See what you got?
>50/50 chance there, he knows. There's no reason to blush that brightly over what just happened, except...

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>>6233068
>Next she grips her fingers into his underwear; slowly tugging it down, intentionally dragging down the man's cock and as the brim flicks over she watches intently as the penis once again spings back up in response.
>This time however she doesn't giggle, instead her face burns bright red in embarassment as she looks straight at his hard throbbing prick, the heat of her skin noticable to the man's palm.
Mi-mister, it really does look painful!
>Almost like she feels pity she wraps her hand gently around it, slowly stroking at it like it's a kitten.
Were you just pretending to be ok? Should I kiss it better?

>>6233084
Matsurika Shinōji
pretty much a dead fish character.

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>>6233100
sd

>>6233250
>Groaning in joy at how sweet she was acting, his breath hitches as she begins to pet his actual cock, making him shake gently.
D-damn...
No, my cock, is fine...all cocks act like this when they are attracted to something...
In this case...I'm, attracted to you, so it's acting like this...
It's hot, and needy...
>He tries to explain in between breaths, his eyes locking onto her gaze with passion and trust.

>>6233324
Lulu Ava when?

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>>6233210
>Feeling the flesh hit flesh he jumps. The shock flowing through him ending in a chill down his spine. An almost purring emitting from the boy as he feels the gripping and rubbing of his thick rear. The soft tan a perfect complement to the pale white of the other man's hand. Snapping back to his senses he pushes his hips back to the feeling of his bottom, almost in protest, but only giving him more brown boy butt to hold
What I want? I want a lot of things.. Like I DON'T want you to stop.

>>6233324
That's hot.

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>>6233236
No!... I mean yes!.. I mean don't!
>She spits out, correcting herself as she steps over her own words, the fluster she's feeling clear from the blush alone, let alone the stammering and misspeaking. She begins to close the door more, trying to force the conversation to end.
I-I'm going to bed! You should too!

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Still around, monster attack anon?

>>6233351
>he grins, a free hand grabbing gently at the boys neck as his other groped and massaged a meaty cheek. He loomed over the smaller figure, pushing his ever growing bulge against the taunting butt
What else do you want, huh? I'm not stopping anytime soon, cutie
>his hand left the warm cheek as it slowly unbuckled his belt, still staring down at the alluring, delicious ass

>>6233364
>While she's had her displays here and there of violent need for privacy, this one piques his interest in its disorganization. He has to work to keep the childish smirk from sprouting on his face, while he taps on the door's edge with a raised eyebrow.
Come on, sis, it's just a game, right? It won't take forever to show me, just a few minutes.
>Though he should know better, he lifts up to one side, making to peer over her head through the crack in the door.

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>>6233100

>>6233135
>>6233324
>>6233417
I mean, I'm a fan of blowjobs, but none of these are hitting me quite as hard as Maria's expression did.

>>6233373
Would the adorable cowgirl happen to be awake?
(Not that anon btw)

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>>6233338
>Her tiny palm barely managing to wrap around his cock she brings in a second to get a better grasp, still stroking not as if trying to pleasure it sexually but affectionately as if she were trying to calm a small worried animal.
So it's normal? I shouldn't kiss it better?
>She gives the man a wry grin and slightly tightens her grip.
Would you want me to kiss it anyway though mister?

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M A K E
A M E R I C A
G R E A T
A G A I N

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>>6233435
She very well might be!

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>>6232697
>That makes it super gay, anon.
it's not gay if the balls aren't touching

>>6233467
>Feeling her getting a more secure, through grip on him, he began to hum in delight, his hand petting and stroking her cheek, before giving off a thick gasp of air as she tightened her grip on him.
A-agh...
Y-yes, I want to see you kiss it, and suck on it...
>He admitted, surrendering to his desires.

>>6233491
Always a tease aren't we mattie? It's great to see ya again, I could use a little something sweet tonight.
>The anon slowly makes his way to the cute cow, his arms outstretched hoping to be warmly embraced in the ever coveted bosom of the cowgirl.
Does a gal as great as you have time for a guy like me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVYD2Ac6nM&

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>>6233404
(Sorry to do this but expect me to drop soonish. I didn't realize how tired I was until I started posting)

>Feeling the lack of a groping hand only made him more aroused. He been through this many times before and he knew just where this was going. The anticipation of the coming contact of his dick meat only made him more aroused. A bite of his lip showed his lust for the cock.
.. I..
>He knew what he wanted him to say. His pride stopped him from admitting it, but a whisper slipped out
I want cock...

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>>6233416
>With a quick swing of the door she slams it shut with a loud slam. Her muffled voice is heard through the wall as she yells at you
NO! TOMORROW!

(Sorry honey I'm dead on my feet, I can't start another sexual RP </3))

>>6232709
>Anon raises his hand politely
I'm already a faggot--is that okay?

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>>6233533
>She presses her lips sweetly to the head of his cock, her soft slender lips pecking at it with a childlike innocence.
I didn't expect something so big to be on boys...
Suck on it mister? I don't think I could even fit it in my mouth!
>Her stroking at his shaft slowly gets faster, her little hands turning slightly back and forth as she pumps at his flesh.
S-should I lick it?
>She asks, completely embarrassed.

>>6233602
>the hand on his neck writhed up to his head and pushed hard as the man freed his raging, heavy erection. It landed hard against the soft, meaty butt, the contrast of tan on white more present now
Thats better, slut. Say it again, I want you to mean it

(Thats ok! I'll lurk around to catch you again, hopefully)

>>6233612
(It's fine. I was just expecting that she'd be doing something a little more chaste when we started. Catch ya later.)

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>>6233574
Aww, it's good to see you too~
>As he approaches, Mattie snatches the anon and buries him into her humongous but welcoming cleavage.
Of course I do!

>>6233634
G-god damn it...
>He was really letting such a perfect little girl play with his cock. He should really not be this hard, but here he is. His hands scratched her hair endearingly, his legs quivering for more.
P-please...please do whatever you can with my erection...
>He muttered to her, yet audible enough for her to hear.

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>>6233633
Yeaaah. Just not as fun. Tomorrow I'll fuck your butt.

>>6233636
>>6233643
>Thanks for understanding <3

odds game
evens succ

>>6233730
Succ me off

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>>6233730
better start succing boi

>>6233675
Hmmm!~
>The anon simply hums in a warm satisfaction as the cuddly cow grabs him and lifts him off his feet with little effort. Soon finding his head lovingly submerged in a vast cleavage more than big enough to engulf it. He simply wraps his arms around as much of her waist as he could reach and begins to nuzzle into the soft, motherly buds.
That's what makes you so perfect cute cow! ........can I as you, for that one....other thing you do best? Pretty please
>The anon tries his best to act cute and cuddly for the cow, knowing her affinity towards those things. He looks up from her bosom with big, begging eyes and takes a small, dry gulp to show his thirst and shyness.

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>>6233676
>Open mouthed she kisses at his penis again and again, each time lashing affectionately at his hot throbbing skin with her tongue as delighted hums vibrate through her lips in response to his petting. Meanwhile as she does her best with her mouth her little hands do their ignorant best to stroke at his cock.
Should I stroke harder?
>She asks as she takes a short break from kissing at his member, her heavy breaths letting quick gusts of air roll against his skin.

>>6233871
MILKY

>>6233879
>Now feeling her flat out giving him a blowjob, his breaths got shorter and hotter, being more and more addicted to her touch and mouth.
Nnngh! Ah; yes Annie...this feels so nice...
>He praised, nodding in response from her question, his hands petting and playing with her head and hair.
so; lovely...
(Calling it quits for tonight to sleep. Hope to continue in the future~!)

>>6233975
>Paul is still mad

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>>6233975
>It's a shitpost someone for asking for the most obvious fetish an Ava represents because Paul forced a meme two months ago episode.

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>>6233993
You're such a tease!

Something wicked this way comes.

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>>6233871
Why, thanks~
>Holding him up nice and close against herself, the cow tilts her head at his request.
Hmm? What other thing?
>Because it's a natural reaction, not something she does on command, she doesn't immediately realize what he's talking about. He might try his best to be cute, but he wasn't "troupe of dancing puppies with hats" cute, so this might be trickier than expected.

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Trump won pretty much.
I'm glad this shitty civilian voter part of the election is over.

>>6234199
Trump won.
America lost.
RIP.

>>6234199
>>6234211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc

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>>6234211
Hillary and Trump were losses for America desu.
They put the only two candidates that'd actually lose to any other candidate in the limelight, it wouldn't have been a surprise if either lost.

The entire reason the DNC lost is for being dodgy as shit because Sanders would have easily beat Trump.

>>6234141
>He looked up to the sweet stacked woman holding him in her arms and to her ample bosom somewhat surprised at how innocently she reacted to his question. Even she was probably far cuter than he could attempt to be, but it was worth a try.
Well, it's been rough lately and, nothing feels quite as good as a drink of milk. Especially a drink fresh from the tap, and extra especially from someone as great at doing it as you.
>The anon asks her directly, hoping she would at least act in kind to his gentle plea. His face goes bright red as he asks her for such a thing in her confusion, his head still buried snugly between her soft breasts. His eyes are open wide and gentle to calm the mood, putting on the best puppy dog face he could muster to at least try to earn her approval to nurse from her even if he wasn't all that cute.
It would be nice, please mattie~?

Trump grabs America by the pussy.

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[Customisable robobutt summoned]

>>6234279
(Hey jenny! Great to see you again! Would you like to finish up a session from a while ago or are you not up for it tonight?)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6132940/#6133673

>>6233351
Murasaki would be the hottest (adoptive) mom.

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>>6234256
>Of course, there was another way to achieve a similar effect, but that one required more cunningness instead of cuteness. Perhaps he would be sly enough to figure out what it is!
Oh, is that what you meant...? Sure thing!
>She huggles him a little longer before letting go of him.
Would you like to sit down somewhere, maybe?

>>6234437
Yeah! Oh thanks mattie you're the best
>He tries to precipitate the hug the best he could but it was obvious who the hugged was. Barely having any solid grip while sandwiched in her huge breasts and nuzzled like a ragdoll before being set back down on his feet.
Sit down? Why of course silly! It should be comfortable for you, anything for this incredible and loving woman granting my this opportunity.
>His happiness turns to flattery as he sees a bed nearby, taking a comfortable seat on the edge of the bed and gazing intently on the cowgirl to guide him. His mouth starting to water up in anticipation.
I...I'm ready Mattie! You need anything else from me cute cow?

>>6234531
(Precipitate?
That was reciprocate, holy fuck that's bad...ugh)

>>6234557
We forgive you.

>>6234563
>>6234557
But we never forget.
Watch yourself, "Rain man"

I want some legs

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>>6234579
(I already have a nickname thank you very much, and it's much less complimentary. Now back to not being important.)

>>6234606
At least you cut out the first-person narrative bullshit, Milk-chan.
That's a start.

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>>6234603

>>6234629
(Fair enough, it wasn't really worth popping out for something that stupid. Back to typefuck now, goodnight)

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>>6234603
Jaggy-legged, I run.

>>6234629
>First person narrative
You mean where he talks in the first person but narrates in third person......Just like his partner and literally everyone else on this board?

>>6234648
Now where did I put my insect repellent?
>>6234635
That's what I'm talking about

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>>6234676
Normally, Peri's legs are pretty short

>>6234662
Dialogue != action narration.
First-person greentext is horribly unnatural for ERP.

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Have a good night! See you tomorrow!

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>>6234334
(My internet is much better now, so yes please!)
>the robot blinked and smiled as he stared blankly at the remote before jamming at it. A soft "click" could be heard from her chassis before her breasts grew several times larger, their synthetic jiggling growing more intense with each growth. She giggled at his lusty, wide eyed expression as her body swayed forward slightly
Gosh, you really DO like 'em big! There's a bunch more buttons down the bottom I think you'll enjoy~

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>>6234676
Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx.
>Burrows.

>>6234727
Have a good one D.Va! Night!

>>6234710
I don't care they still give me a giant boner
>>6234745
I'll call the exterminator

>>6234743
Cute Robobutt!
Do you have a discord?

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>>6234784
>Unburrows.
Another will rise in my place. For I am one of Nyx where many serve. Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx.

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>>6234531
>She lets out a soft chuckle, smiling at him warmly as she guides him toward said bed.
You're very sweet, you know that?
>She sits down besides him after he's sat himself, then gives him a curious look at his question.
Need? Umm, well besides a good milking, not really. But that's why we're here, no?
>The large cow then begins to work away at her top, undoing her top. The buttons were actually snaps, a clever way to avoid constantly having to sew them back on whenever she had an... Incident.
It's been quite a while, in fact... I'm not sure how much longer I could have lasted.

>>6234809
Hi Nyx!
>Pets the insect

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>>6234822
>Activates spiked carapace.
Come, strike me!

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My freedom boner is infinite. Have a great night, ERP.

>>6234865
But I just want to hug you and let you breed me!

>>6234743
(Oh wow thanks, good to hear back)
Hoho.....you bet jenny!
>The anon starts to get a bit cocky at being able to control the fembot's breasts at the presses of a button, already expanding her breasts until they each outsize his own skull. He has a leery but lustful look at her new endowments as she quickly adjusts to the frontal weight.
Well, now to get down to the matter~...
>He finds a couch nearby and pulls jenny right over to it, seated next to each other as her bust bounces at the smallest movements. He leans in and begins to open his mouth wide for the moment. Pulling off her shirt.....only to pause in a look of quite visible confusion.
Uh.......so.....how do you make them.....more...um....nipple having and drinkable? Think you can press that button for me?
>Those were the best words he could think of staring at her flat chest, looking from her chest to the remote for any kind of button that makes her simulate the act. Fumbling it up to her as he can't make heads or tails of what button, or combination of them will give him what he wants.

>>6234710
Those are some nice legs.

>>6234866
My boner for Kenny is infinite. You have a good one too.

>>6234896
Fight, coward!
>Spiked carapace times out, proceeds to force staff and blink around the room.

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>>6234795
I just made one!
>buttbot #0442

>>6234902
>she shakes her head as she grins, whipping the remote from his hands as she pushes a metal finger against a button in the lower left of the remote. Her heavy, wobbling chest grows hot and vibrates for a moment before two perky, blue nipples appear on either breast. Her other hand snakes over towards the anon, squeezing his thigh
There you go, buddy~ Any other "upgrades" you want?

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>>6234942
FAILED NYX

Dubs never lie.

>>6234970
Trump will win.

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>>6234923
>>6234784
?

>>6234968
>With a loud sigh, the anon putted out a net gun and shot at Nyx several times with it.
I'm gonna make you breed with me, you big bug!

>>6234820
Glad to help any way I can.....
>The cautious anon replies back in awe of her simple tease, watching those metal snaps popping off as her huge chest bounced free of her tight confines. What was left was only an incredibly reinforced bra holding back her long unmilked mounds.
Wow....
>The parched lad leans in, his face just inches from her barely clothed bosom, admiring just how large and firm it was and how they were all his pretty soon.
Go ahead mattie. I won't force you
>He didn't know a damn think about removing a bra, especially one as powerful as this. His face hovering meekly before her chest while his mouth hung open in awe and thirst.

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>>6235012
>Blink, force staff, blink, burrow.
Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx.
>(Nyx is currently under the influence while also in a game.)

>>6235003
Damn, those really are short.

>>6234961
Woah!
>He startles a bit just seeing how quickly it happened, the robot's massive mammaries sprouting a perky pair of nips in an unnatural but arousing fashion.
N...no, just a good long drink of milk will do Jen.
>He tenses up at her sly hand meeting his leg, leaning down to meet one of her huge tits with his mouth. He just admires the handiwork of such a feature before closing his eyes and opening his mouth wide as he could just like last time, tongue out and waiting.
Please feed me XJ-9....

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>>6235026
>As she worked away at the heavy-duty front clasps of her bra, the fabric began to tighten more and more. She paused for a moment, noting how dangerously close to ground zero his face was.
... You, um, may want to lean back a little. Or else you might end up with two black eyes.
>Whether or not she hears her warning out, she finally undoes her garment, her massive mammaries bursting out of their prison with force, leaping forward and possibly knocking out whatever might find itself in front of them.

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>>6235084
That's what I said, anon. She's taller with her enhancers AKA boots

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>>6235124
You're super weird, you know that?
>giggling again, her hand raised from his thigh and caught around his shoulders to bring him in closer. Her pointy, blue nipples already drooled thick trails of what seemed to be milk as she pushed his face towards them
Lie down on my lap if you want, honey~ I can make it nice and soft for you, if you'd like~

>>6235153
AAaahh!
>The anon was too enamored by her bouncing bosom to take that warning to heart, and was soon met with the blunt force of Mattie's Mountainous Milk Makers to his skull. His body flung back a few feet before his head landed thankfully landing on some throw pillows.
Ow....those....those puppies pack a punch.
>She wasn't wrong, he had one shiner on his face and a bit of a headache, but was still undeterred from getting his drink.
I hope they can feed as good as they hit, think you can nurse a wound mattie?
>Anon crawls back over to mattie's side of the bed, his sight a bit blurry but he finds his way to the large bouncing objects in his vision. He lays his head on her thighs, closes his eyes and opens his mouth wide, a bit too disoriented from impact to guide himself.

Since Trump is going to win, how many Americans from erp are going to Canada to stay at DMG's place?

>>6235184
Not too hot about the face in that picture, but I do dig the enhancers.

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BROS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HE WON HE WON AHAHAHA FUCK YES. I'M GOING TO LIVE LOUD AND PROUD NOW! I SEE NOW MY ERRORS I GET TO LIVE I GET TO LIVE! Trump is my hero, since childhood. Thank you. Thank you all for lewds and memories. I'll live but I won't show up again probably. Thank you so much. M A G A!

>>6235294
THE FOLLOWING ERPERS WILL FLEE THE COUNTRY OR BE DEPORTED:

Jiro
Owain
Asuka

>>6235294
And wake up with some disease? Hell no, I'll take my chances with Trump.

>>6235242
Tell me something I haven't heard before
>He snarked back as he took the robot's advice and placed his head on her thighs, they were surprisingly warm and comfortable for metal.
Mmmm...that's it.
>The odd anon coos out as the metal girl's breast pushed itself to his face, her nipple dripping on his lips. He latches onto her breast and begins to suckle away at the soft....metal....synthetic.....whatever wakeman built it certainly felt like tits. He licks the blue nub as it already drips with a steady flow of...white fluid....tasted like milk..is it milk?...think it is...he stopped wondering to himself and started nursing from her supple breast.

>>6235294
>Canada
Looking at Britain desu, one of my favorite avas lives there
t. ava ;)

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>>6235332
Good boy~
>her hand now circled and massaged at his stomach as he slurped over her heavy chest. Leaning forward a little more to push more of her warm, metallic bosom onto him, she hummed and sighed as he almost himself. Her thighs felt like pillows against the back of his head as she nursed him
You know, this is actually quite a nice and relaxing request~ I should do this more often

>>6235328
And a couple of more avas that are from Mexico too

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>>6235318
Huh. I kinda like the face in that one.
The snobby attitude in it, or something.
Anyway, another leg

>>6235379
JERK
the
DICK

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>>6235257
Eep!
>She yelps as she witnesses the boy getting flung overboard. As he crawls back towards the bed, she grabs him and hugs him tightly, before laying him down onto her lap.
A-Are you okay? I'm so sorry!
>After confirmation that he is, in fact, mostly fine, she nods in agreement.
Of course, it's the least I can do.
>She puts her hand behind his head and carefully brings it up, guiding his mouth until his lips press against one of the puffy pink nubs of her gargantuan jugs.
There we go... Easy now, take your time.

>>6235382
Those avas are living in Mexico right now though. Jiro is a spic living in the US. Owain and Asuka are black.

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>>6235377

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>>6235377

>>6235379
I certainly wouldn't mind.
>The nursing anon replied happy from her huge, soft breast. Her soft coos and hums relaxing and encouraging him as he suckled on her pleasurable metal. He licked at her stiff nub hoping to stimulate it for a bit more cream, but noticed she kept a pretty slow, even pace.
It's great so far jen, think you can give a little more? I can take it.
>He points over to the remote at her side, still lost to it's functions and needing her to push the buttons.

>>6235423
But they wont be able to browse US websites

>>6235412
>Although quick motions are probably a bad idea for a man who just experienced head trauma, he took no objection to her swift hug. His head then more carefully lifted to her enormous teat, his lips tickled by that stiff pink nipple.
M...Mattie
>He instinctively opens his mouth as latches onto what little of her soft, ample flesh he could fit. At the first suck his mouth already got a heavy swig of her milk, he gulps it down and starts to nurse gently from her huge breast. He tries to look at her face with his vision still a bit blurry from that eye.
Am...am I doing good mattie?

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Congratulations USA!

>>6235383
Another nice addition to the pile.

>>6235567
Oh fuck off.

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>>6235568
Do you never have enough legs, anon?

>>6235567
>Congratulations
kek

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I am so glad I stopped going to /lgbt/
I went in there to check the reactions to President Trump and I'm getting called straight because I'm not flipping tables and freaking out.

>>6235621
Nice blog, fatass

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>Trump won
Pleasantly surprised at that desu. Good job Americlaps, now vote Carson 2020 and all will be ok.

So is this it? Trump wins?

SHE CONCEDED

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Help me, ERP

I don't want to go back

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I'm genuinely curious haw a man who wants to defund the EPA and Education is going to run the country now.

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>>6235510
>Keeping one arm around him, and using her hand from her other arm to hold his head up and steady, she gently strokes his head with her thumb to sooth the slight bruise.
You're doing very good, yes.
>Lets out the cow calmly as the young anon drinks deeply from her full and overflowing udder. The warm and plentiful milk flowing generously into his parched mouth, quenching his thirst and filling his stomach.

>>6235610
If I ever hit the limit for legs, I'll let you know. I'm sure I'll be surprised at the discovery myself.

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>>6235705
Remove Jiro

Don't worry, I'm sure Soros will spend trillions of dollars on lawyers to impeach Trump.

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>>6235733
So what else do you like?

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So when is Trump going to deport you degenerates?
I'm willing to bet you disgusting typefucking SJWs will disappear within days.

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COULDN'T SLEEP, TOO HYPE

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>>6235775
I voted Trump today though.
So did >>6235783

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>Trump won

>>6235783
Let's celebrate by fucking!

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>>6235742
NO I HAVE FRIENDS IN THIS COUNT-

Wait no I don't

>>6235775
In a few days I think. I'm going to wake up to guns pointed at me demanding I go back home. I'm scared.

>>6235792
>Both Lore and Kenny voted Trump
I guess some people just want to watch the world burn.

>>6235766
Sad to say that I'm pretty simple with my legs, all things considered. I'm not really a futa man but I appreciate a nice ass to go with the legs. Some thighs too.

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>>6235792
>>6235775
This is true.

>>6235814
I want the commies to burn. On that note,

>>6235798
The amount of energy inside me right now would probably sear your dick off if you tried anything.

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>>6235814
>Not voting for the God Emperor
I bet you voted Hillary

>>6235814
Either way we're fucked.

Trump = war with China
Clinton = war with Russia

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>>6235819
You don't have to like dicks in order to appreciate a cock-copter, you know.

>>6235832
Let's find out then!
>Unzips pants.

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Oi, enough Trump nonsense!
Any of you guys got anything big in those pants of yours?

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>>6235783
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD IT TALL
>>6235775
Jokes on you, I'm not even an American.

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>>6235848
>Any female JoJo official art

>>6235814
Hi Seep

>>6235731
I am!
>The anon replies simply in his bruised and aroused state, his head cradled with a motherly care as he fed from her gigantic breast. His head pressed against the soft flesh of her bosom as it bounced gently to his sucks. His nursing growing a bit stronger as her ivory liquid poured in mouthfuls, teasing her stiff nub as he swallowed it down.
So are you! Thank you so much mattie, and it's ok, this old shiner isn't my fault, you are really sweet for taking care of me like this.
>He gives her words of encouragement between sips from her large tit, feeling much better already and looking with clear sight up to her face in a warm smile.

>>6235844
True enough. But in my defense, cock-copters either make me hold my own and wince or laugh my ass off.

>>6235848
I want to fuck your dad.

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>>6235865
Runnin' low on material. My phone has a fifth of my total images.

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>>6235848
Hush, you harlot, the patriots are celebrating.
Dojy~~~~aan!

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>>6235867
He's a grumpy old man.
He won't let you.

So all I have to do is fill the internet with memes and I will be president?

>>6235886
He will once I present my boipussy. :3c
How big is his cock?

>>6235683
Trump wins.

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>>6235902
Oh god, you're one of those fucking queers that thinks "Boypussy" is an actual term.

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>>6235848
I'VE GOT A BURNING ROD OF PASSION IN MY JOCKS
BECAUSE OUR BOY DONALD DONE DID IT

>>6235809
We don't want you.
GO BACK TO AFRICA, NIGGER!

>>6235848
I certainly do!
>Said a male who approached Jolyne, grinning confidently.

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>>6235294
Sweet, I'll point anyone who shows up at my door-step that way then.

Well, most of em.

Here, a little something to make the election go down easier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVc2TOQ3NE

>>6235880
It was some nice material. Never understood how people could handle phoneposting.

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>>6235920
Oh, really?~
Now.. tell me.. how big are ya?
Cause if you're not AT least 9 inches, you ain't worth my time, sugar.

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>>6235919
I'm... Mexican though..

>>6235775
>Us
>SJWs
If you're going to insult us at least use something that makes sense. Save yourself any brainpower and stick to degenerates.

>>6235940
You'll be a real one soon :^)

>>6235935
N-Nine inches? Uhh....
>The male turned around and unzipped his pants, silently muttering something before clearing his throat and turning back to Jolyne.
Seven... inches...

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>>6235940
Did you immigrate legally? If so, all is gucci.
If no, you have to go back.

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>>6235945
Lowkey you all flock around a girl like sjws trying to protect their transgender genderfluid friends.
Now stay fucking mad you typefucker and write your tumblr blog about getting deported and impeached.

>>6235792
>>6235832
Good job cunts.

>>6235809
Lowkey if you're not illegal they can't kick you out but they should still kick you out or get you a job so you get a life.

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Jesus, Trump's acceptance speech has been so humble so far.

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>>6235933
Am phoneposting 5 days of the week.
It's like being in Hell

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>>6235972
>Jolyne sighs. God dammit.
Well, it's pretty good sized... you know what?
I'll give you a pity stroke and suck. How does that sound?~

>>6235982
Link?

>>6235997
How big
Is your dad's dick

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>>6235861
Hehe, it's no problem at all, really. It's always a pleasure.
>She smiles back at him, barely able to make eye-contact with him as the colossal knocker towers over his head.
Feel free to milk my other one, too~
>She says with a slightly forced playfulness. In verity her second, swollen udder had already begun to leak and would soon cause a mess unless promptly tended to.

>>6236004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABvfHeRUp_4

>>6235997
Beggars can't be choosers...
>Said the man as he pulled his pants and boxers down, revealing his member to Jolyne.
I was burn human, not a horse!

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>>6236010
FINE!
HE'S 8 INCHES!
PISS OFF ALREADY!

>>6235997
I got a good 9.5 inches, girthy monster right here. Any chance I can force it in that nice ass of yours?

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>>6235975
Vino confirmed for redpilled

>>6236019
Why do you know exactly how long your dads dick is?

>>6235992
Rest in peace, Gem.
Maybe one day you'll be free of hell.

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>>6236018
Hey, it's alright. Sorry to let you down like that..
I'm a bit of a size queen.
>Jolyne sits down, patting the floor next to her, Stone Free appearing behind her, eager to see what her newest catch was.
>>6236024
Bullshit.
Show it to me.
Right now.
>>6236039
H-he tended to take showers.. and NOT use towels.

Trump is humble because he didn't actually expect to win. He just wanted the attention but ultimately lose so he could return to ripping off people with his failed businesses without anyone digging his trash for dirt on him.

>>6236058
>Losing
>Ever part of The Trump's plan
You're a big silly goose.

>>6236057
So you just knew his dick was eight inches from looking at it? Wait, is that erect or flaccid?

>>6236057
>hitching his jeans down, his heavy cock sprung free as it swung. Girthy and clearly aroused at the sight of the girl, the man grinned up at her
There, see?

>>6236057
Just a bit?
>The man approached Jolyne, sittng besides her and displaying his 7 inch dick to her, fully erect.
>Because he is no Stand user, he was unable to notice Stone Free.

>>6236078
He can't slip under the radar with his cons anymore once he goes into office.

>>6236103
Hi Seep

>>6236019
Just that? Aw. I expected more...
How many times did you suck him off so far?

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FUCK YOU FUCKING DRUMPFSHITS HOW DARE YOU!
YOU RIGGED THIS FUCKING ELECTION AND I AM FUCKING SEETHING WITH YOU DISGISTING ALT-RIGHT MANCHILDREN!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>>6236103
He just conned America out of the highest seat of power in the country in front of a live national audience. :^)

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>>6236084
.... Well..
Uh... he was erect.
I got grounded pretty bad.
I'm pretty good with sizes and whatever.
>>6236088
Oh.. fuck yes.~
Get over here right now, stud, if you want it so bad..~
>Jolyne laughs, almost immediately ripping her clothes off, leaving the beautiful rogue naked as could be.
>>6236091
Well... okay, maybe more than a little bit!~
>Jolyne laughs, her hands closing around the rod, and slowly beginning to stroke it
>Stone Free, not being one to be left out, licks the base to the tip with a spectral tongue.
>>6236116
P-pardon?

>>6235982
Right? A bit surprising you succubus slut you.

>>6236133
T-Thanks, I suppos- Ahh...!
>The spectral lick takes him by surprise, a blush appearing on his face as he looks at Jolyne.
W-What was that?

>>6236133
Why did you get grounded? Did you do something to get him erect?

>>6236013
Mattie...
>The blissful anon moans out the cowgirls name, his mind lost to the pleasures of feeding from her bosom. He nuzzles deeply into her huge tit as it overshadows his vision, nothing but the soft, heaving flesh he nursed from in his sight. He sucks as strongly as he could on her warm teat, chugging down on her sweet cream as her hard nipple tickles his mouth and flowed heavily into his maw.
Hm? O...ok mattie, anything for you.
>He was a bit puzzled at her eagerness, as he barely finished at her first, but gladly obliges and unlatches from her first breast. He pulls himself over to her second breast, maneuvering over her mounds and seeing it drip with more sweet nourishment. He latches firmly to her second tit and suckles it strongly for round 2.
Feel better?

>>6236133
Show me that ass then, cutie
>gripping his thickness in his hand, he approached her as she tore her clothes away and eyed her body up and down

>>>/pol/97336168

>>6236133
How does your dad's cum taste like?
I'll be a bit mor clear with my questions.

>>6232076
Wish you were here...

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>>6236045
One more leggy

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>>6236148
I-I may or may not have peeped on him.
>>6236147
Sorry! Stone Free gets a little excited sometimes.
>Jolyne laughs, shimmying off her clothes, leaving her naked.
>Oh damn, she's absolutely got a model body..
Whaddya think of this, huh?~
>Stone Free continues licking the cock like a tried and true slut, as Jolyne strokes lethargically.
Oh yeah... you're actually pretty big.. maybe I was overestimating how big 9 inches was...
>>6236162
>Jolyne does as the anon asks.
Try not to break me in half, okay? I'd preferrably like to walk..
>>6236170
M-me and my dad HAVE NEVER FUCKED!
OKAY!

>>6236225
Why'd you pee on him and how'd that get him hard? Were you fully nude while pissing on him or something?

>>6236225
Oh wow, so defensive.
How many times did he get his cutie daughter to cum? Do you guys still have nightly get togethers?

>>6236225
Stone Free?
>He asked as his member was stroked by her hand, causing him to moan with every motion and every lick of the Stand. His eyes scanned her body, lust swelling inside him.
Damn... You look damn fine... Two inches short from fucking that body... A-Ahh...

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>>6236247
>peeped
>Pee on him
Holy shit anon

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>>6236159
>As soon as his lips lock themselves around the swollen, unattended nub, it releases another generous serving of milk. The teat was gorged to the point where he'd actually have to keep it from drowning him rather than forcibly extracting the produce from it. That said, she lets out a small sigh of relief, before nodding.
Aah~ Yes, much better...
>Mattie vaguely wondered if she could somehow get someone else to take care of her first breast, so that both would be tended to at once, but figured this current setup would have to do for now. The poor cow was almost producing too much for her own good, but at least this served to make for some very happy anons indeed.

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>>6236247
I peeped on him, not pee!
Yare yare dawa...
>>6236262
Stone Free.
>Anon gets his ass beat by a very angry punch-ghost.
>>6236264
Oh, right. You're not a Stand user.
Just imagine her as a ghost.
>Jolyne says, stroking quicker and quicker, Stone Free beginning to place it's blue mouth over the head of Anon's cock, even as Jolyne works it with her hands.
Y'know.. I don't normally do this... but I'll make an exception tonight, because I'm feeling generous.
I'll let you fuck me.. even if you're two inches short.~

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>>6236247

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Show of hands.

How many of you pusscakes leaving my beloved country because of tonight's triumph?

>>6236300
Get some new reaction pics man

>>6236211
And with doubles too. Nice.

>>6236278
>>6236293
>>6236300
When you misread peep for piss it's time to sleep. Goodnight thread.

>>6236293
A-A ghost? A-Ahh...
>Closing both eyes, he felt his cock spit a small bead of precum on the top of his twitching rod.
>Upon hearing of her generosity, the man smiled and laid on his back, supported by his two arms.
T-Thank you!

>>6236308
I can think of a few.

>>6236308
Only time I'm leaving this country is if I'm going on a trip.
It's me and you until the dogs of war are unleashed.

>>6236308
see
>>6235328

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>>6236319
Goodnight, weirdo.
>>6236326
But firsttt... you're gonna cum for me at least once!
>Jolyne laughs, stroking faster and faster, Stone Free easiy deepthroating the good sized cock with relative ease.
>Jolyne can taste it, and she's completely okay with that.
You wanna cum for me? Huh?~

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I'm gonna go now, but dear Kek (PBUH) I am so smug.
Have a victory song, deplorables.
https://youtu.be/58z0x6hSgmk

>>6236359
Nnngh...!! Ahhh... I-If that's what you want... I-I'll even cum inside the ghost if she has a pussy!
>The male said with a passionate gasp of ecstasy as he was driven by the edge by the ghostly fellation, releasing thick ropes of cum on the invisible entity.
A-Ahhh!! Fuck!

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>>6236394
Good boy..~
>Stone Free doesn't spit, and neither does Jolyne. They both gulp down the cum easily, and suddenly, she leaps onto the horny male like a lioness catching a zebra.
You ready?~

>>6236281
So good mattie...
>The nursing lad could barely chirp out from the torrent of sweet cream he was nursing from mattie. His thoughts on little more than her huge, milky teat as he buried his face deeper into it, the soft flesh jiggling and molding quite well to his mouth. He was sucking as hard as he could to keep up with her pace, his eyes rolling back into his head with bliss as he chugged down her powerful flow. Licking wildly at the hard, puffy nub feeding him as it obeyed his whims and cascaded with fresh milk.
How can one woman be so great?
>Another compliment murmured from his full mouth as he looks up to his nurse from her massive breast with a contented face. He was already beginning to get full but wanting to relieve as much of her load as he could drink.

>>6236426
Ahh..!
>With her pounce, the male's support gives in and falls on his back, feeling her form on top of his.
I-I'm ready!

>Hiro crashing the servers with the vote

Fuck, 4chan, let me shitpost

>>6236359
>Stand and human sex wombo combo
M-Muh...

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>>6236440
>And with that, Jolyne slams her shapely hips like a damn anvil onto the Anon, letting out a pleased moan at the the feeling of hard dick inside her
Oh fuuuck!~
This is definately big enoough!

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>>6236429
>She leaned forward ever-so slightly, smothering him even more in the sea of tit-flesh and milk pouring into his mouth and filling him up nicely. Her breathing gradually slowed down as he slowly but surely relieved her of her excess of milk. She kept stroking the back of his head soothingly, humming along softly.
I don't know... I'm just a simple cow...
>She says quietly, not really putting much thought into it. She was too focused on her little calf gorging himself on her seemingly endless supply of warm and nutritious cream.

Odds no sleep
Evens slep
Dubs be a whore