/sug/ Steven Universe General - JASPER BLOWS edition
Last Thread: >>6223857
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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LAPIS BLOWS
>>6227752
Jasper is fat
Ruins Street
SPICY
>>6227752
U G H
New promo is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
>>6227815
meme
>>6227752
Jasper blew too hard
Dunkin
Hello there /sug/! This is a disliked pearl anon here, how you guys doing today? Who do you want to win the election?
>>6227839
fuck pearl
>>6227827
*didn't blow hard enough
WHEN IS JASPER COMING BACK GODAMMIT
>>6227839
Well I hope you have a good day, pearlfag.
>>6227839
>a disliked pearl anon
not a good way to improve your rep with an introduction like that.
Anyway, I'm fine, you?
>>6227839
>This is a disliked pearl anon here
See this was not necessary. Everything else was fine. Now if poeple jump on you ya can't whine cause look at you labeling yourself for no reason on a anonymous imageboard.
>Trump is winning popular vote
M E M E P R E S I D E N T I N C O M I N G
>>6227839
>Who do you want to win the election?
/k/onnie.
>>6227861
S O O N
>>6227861
After she lets Ruby have Lapis and starts fucking Sapphire
>>6227861
Briefly during the finale.
>>6227839
MAGA
A
G
A
If gems can create egg cells why can't they create sperm?
>>6227861
who cares lol
>>6227861
Never, she ded
>>6227872
I WANT ZUKE TO KILL HERSELF AND TAKE TRUMP OUT WITH HER
>>6227866
>>6227869
I post piss and people shit on me for it. Its just how it is, I dont care or mind.
>>6227861
Soon hopefully.
I miss her.
>>6227899
>I post piss and people piss on me
>>6227861
i want my wife back rebecca
>>6227899
Yeah but you clearly crave the attention from it
>>6227899
>waaah I care what people thinnk about me
>>6226301
>jpg
retard
>>6227938
post the pics or else
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6227920
Not at all, I just sort of accepted that label, I'll keep it in mind to not mention that next time.
>>6227931
I dont, well, not about what /sug/ thinks of me anyway.
>>6227899
oh you're that one. No need to announce that though, people would figure that out.
How are you, anyway.
>>6227958
>>6227937
FAT
>>6227956
I still don't know what "or else" implies here
or else what?
You're gonna keep making me a favor every thread you're in?
EXOTICA JASPER
>>6227956
>>6227981
post the pics or else
>>6227866
>>6227965
Things are average, honestly, had new tea flavors today, am hype for a Trump victory, managed to get drawings done. All is nice, just not great.
Are we getting more episodes this year after 3 gems and a baby?
>>6227989
post the pics or else
>>6227992
Le War
>>6227992
No way.
Getting new eps in December is weird enough.
>>6228001
post the pics or else
>>6228001
This one ?
>>6227963
Your clearly do. In your first post you literally asked for attention with you "this is a disliked pearl anon here" bit. It had nothing to do with the rest of the post you just wanted some attention. Which is odd because the question already warnted (you)'s without that bit. Its like a tripfag tripping for no reason. You wanted some dialogue and you got it. You asked for attention and you got it.
>>6227988
is my WIFE
>>6227976
I self insert and pretend that's my hand
>here jaspy jaspa
>take the chippies
>>6227990
It's a good pose, too bad the artist has an ugly way of drawing pearl
>>6228012
post the pics or else
>>6228008
le monke
>>>[s4s]
>>6228022
post the pics or else
>>6226564
kill yourself
also gonna fix it on paheal in a sec
>>6228035
>>6228043
post the pics or else
>>6227990
>new tea flavors
what kind? Like, chai teas, black teas, regular green teas, fruit teas..
>>6228015
That actually makes sense but do believe that was not the intent, its not like I'm used to not annoucing myself when talking through digital media, guess I'm just rusty on this 4chan business. Sorry anon.
>>6228017
She gives me the creeps
Jasper needs a friend.
I hope Rebecca and her Ian are having a nice day today.
>>6228072
Jasper has herself.
>>6228066
There was a greentext story that went into extensive detail about Pearls lack of hygene, complete with botfly larvae infested thighs, that sparked such fanart.
>>6228054
Cinnamon apple tea, which is decent, and mango with strawberries tea, which tastes like juice, except bad, would not recommend.
>>6228094
Jasper has her hand
>>6228052
post the pics or else
>>6228085
Not with the ways the electoral spread is looking
>>6228113
Jasper has her helmet.
>>6228066
>>6228071
*sexy
>>6228072
Jasper needs a leash and a spray bottle.
>>6228127
gross
>>6228127
I can figure out who you voted for
>>6228119
But Trump is winning and Becky is a Trump supporter.
>>6228119
is trump winning?
>>6226564
>>6228043
fuck
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2021075?
>>6228131
>>6228126
Could Jasper fit her helmet inside her body?
>>6228104
I see. Ever tried fruit teas with Rooibos? I find it's a pleasant combination on occasion.
If your waifu isn't a red you should be dead.
>>6227958
I feel you, anon
>your gemfu
>who your gemfu would vote for
Pearl
Trump!
>>6228159
You're going to get fucking arrested indexer
>>6228165
The protrusion, for sure, but she probably wouldn't want the ENTIRE helmet.
>>6228135
>>6228139
I would vote Exotica Jasper for president
>>6228172
>If your waifu is a red, she is dead
>>6228172
My soul is already gone, but i must say, it's quite ironic that you'd want non-reds to die, when your waifu is the only one to be deceased.
>>6228104
I want Lipton to bring back Cookies & Cream.
>>6228182
/r/ing Jasper shoving her helmet up her cooter
>>6228167
I havent, I also had no idea this thing existed, maybe I'll look into it. Thanks anon.
>>6228172
Better DEAD, than RED.
>>6228165
if she can take Lapis' monster cock she can take anything
>>6228200
But just the protrusion
>>6228204
Who has it
>>6228188
I'll never accept that as truth.
>>6228172
My waifu is blue. I might not be dead, but I sure as hell want to be.
>>6228234
Truth doesn't need your acceptance.
>>6228236
>im blue babadibabadie
>>6228172
And if she's green?
>>6228177
Peridot
Peridot
>>6228018
I want to FEED Jasper.
Reminder that Pearl enjoys HUGE, MOIST and MUSKY dick.
>>6227958
poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
women with dicks with and weak men with vaginas
so fucking delicate like mommy's fine china
if you have complaints just wait your turn and line up.
I got little message for you little fags tryna
be a momma's boy and an asswipe pimpleface looking like they just had a gyna'
-cologist stick 5 fingers in their ass NO LUBE
so what'cha gonna do,
if you're number one shove it up your ass and make it number two
(i wrote that from memory, mistakes may have been made)
>>6228177
Lapis
Steven
>>6228236
>>6228279
Take a guess as to what happens next.
>>6228151
Anon, do you really believe a feminist and lgbt icon is a trump supporter?
>>6228157
he currently has 24 electoral votes vs hillary's 3. Newhampshire, virginia, south carolina and georgia are all leaning towards trump, while hillary just passed him in florida. He's looking at 72 electoral votes, vs clinton's 32.
of course, there are still plenty of states to go, but I'm woried about my muslim friends
>>6228278
this is so wrong.. but why does it feel so right?
>>6228204
you're very welcome.
>>6228278
But are they gonna fuse, tho
I'm going through my notes for a midterm and I'm enjoying the Pearls I've drawn.
>>6228320
how is she okay with a cracked gem?
>>6228308
I would be worried about walking bombs too.
>>6228339
autism
>>6227407
kill yourself
>>6228355
Danke fampai.
>>6228339
kys
Who'll kill themselves first if Trump wins? Lamar, Matt, Amber, or Rebecca?
>>6228370
Hamber
>>6228339
Now draw Peri and Pearl kissing
>>6228370
Amber for sure.
>>6228370
Zuke
>>6228350
I think her "age" and general physique are a result of her cracked gem. Maybe that's within reason when the gem is only cracked superficially or something.
>>6228370
Amber
>>6228370
hopefully Zuke is a hardcore Hillary supporter and Trump winning will be the final push she needs to hang herself
>>6228370
Puke, because it was on her bucket list, anyway.
>>6228339
Maybe you should have spent more time taking notes instead of drawing shit gems.
>>6228370
Lauren all day
>>6228370
Trump.
>>6227612
kill yourself
Lappy makes me happy
>>6228430
>>6228430
Imagine Lapis
RUBE
I hope that whoever wins, all the people i've told to kill themselves actually go through with it
>>6228430
Lapis make me crapis
>>6228430
Me too.
>>6228459
Is bubble tea any good
Do you like pubes, /sug/ ?
>>6228490
Trimmed
>>6228484
God no
>>6228490
Go back to saying smart things, Sapphire.
>>6228490
Not those pubes, no.
>>6228484
No
Still, you should try once just to make sure
That also applies to killing yourself
>>6228490
Yes a bush turns me on
>>6228490
I don't like it bushy, but I can deal with it.
aw hell, why not post all of them at this point
>>6228459
Trump currently has a decent lead, but it's very early in the polls. I'm not going to commit sudoku but I might sleep for a week straight if he wins.
>>6227839
Oh I'm late
another disliked Pearl anon here
how are you doing
>>6228443
>>6228446
I did and I nutted
>>6228463
Is your stomach okay? Maybe you need some medicine
>>6228477
That's good to hear
>>6228490
Sometimes, depends on how much and on who.
>>6228545
kys
I just want Jasper to become real so she can tase me in the ass already.
>>6228545
Don't do this.
>>6228553
*kill yourself
>>6228490
YES.
>>6228550
>So the best thing to do is bubble you forever instead of trying to reason with you in the company of other gems you consider your friends.
>>6228490
not when they're 6 inches long
>>6228556
I wanna tear Jasper's asshole apart
bonus points if you can spot the conjunction lines
>>6228582
>>6228575
He's a cunt of a 14 year old, I tell you what.
>>6228553
it's okay pearlfag
>>6228559
I'm sorry then anon
>>6227862
>>6228556
>image resized so small even a normal typeface is hard to read
absolutely terrible
>>6228593
I cannot
That's real nice, she still looks deadly
>>6228575
Well he did try to reason with her, it ended up with her trying to kill him.
I'm actually curious if Stevens becoming more callous to these kinds of things. He never gave even gave Jasper a chance after Malachite unfused and went right to considering her an enemy. She did headbutt him, but Peridot tried to smash him with a giant fist, so I'm not sure that's really a good explanation for how Steven acted towards Jasper.
>>6228647
>500
>>6228635
No tears, now.
Are you ready for the landslide /sug/?
>>6228691
>not posting the proper guac edit
>>6228639
Ay bro, did your buddies reply to you yet?
>>6228691
GUAC ME DADDY
Why can't I have this
>>6228706
I disagree with that image
>>6228718
Why tf do you want to murdercock your waifu
>>6228691
>SLOW AND STEADY
>L
>O
>W
>A
>N
>D
>S
>T
>E
>A
>D
>Y
>>6228706
No
>>6228731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg
>>6228730
Okay maybe not exactly like the image
but you get the idea
post mg x pearl porn to kill pearlfags
>>6228691
god, I wish. We'd have no trump but his followers wouldn't throw a second civil war
>>6228593
what a byooty
>>6228747
pls no
I can't believe this actually happened
Since gems can become pregnant, can they impregnate as well?
She putt putt
>>6228736
Really? Shit, do you think something might've happened with them?
>>6228751
>>6228593
I WANT PERMANENT MALACHITE NOWWWWWW
>>6228782
Sure, if Rose could recreate a vagina and egg cells, then they can shapeshift a dick and sperm
>>6228777
I'm sad that it did
>>6228751
>legs
>>6228812
What happens if a gem impregnates another gem? Would the baby be the fusion?
>>6228749
That's what I'm most afraid of, no one who wins either side is going to cause a bunch of bullshit.
>>6228797
No they are still posting places.
/sug/ I'm so fucking sad, please tell me kind things.
What would make you drop the show?
Are you already thinking of dropping?
>>6228798
Her components are too desirable to give up. Maybe there are a super close other Lapis and other Jasper in the universe who could fill in
I wonder how similar or not Lapis/Ame would be from Malachite, and likewise comparisons
>>6228828
Beautiful legs.
>>6228798
Literally dead fusion, even if they befriend each other they will never re-fuse, either because Jasper can't or because it's what's best. Let go of your delusions.
>>6228593
>>6228751
>>6228798
AHHHHHHHHH
>>6228841
Shit have you tried talking to them on other medias?
>>6228855
What's wrong anon, did something happen?
>>6228831
Good question. I truly don't know.
>>6228855
Don't give in, you will come back stronger then ever before, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
>>6228855
oh boy another whiny pearlfag
>>6228855
Trump
>>6228855
Wanna talk anon?
>>6228885
I'm going to try to message them again.
>>6228879
I want her to file my paperwork
>>6228863
Probably a similar appearance and the self-loathing, but a little smaller and less insane.
>>6228798
I wonder if Jasper being the mother would make her more aggressive, like malachite after Jasper took over
>>6228831
confirmed by ian that it can't happen, no gem babies ever.
>>6228857
>What would make you drop the show?
Zuke is given any more power than she already has.
That or any actual SJW crap making it into the show.
>inb4 the show is already SJW
>Are you already thinking of dropping?
No, but I do hope the show improves. I can't say it was ever perfect, but they used to capitalize on potential and they really don't any more.
>>6228921
>>6228921
>>6228863
jasper and lapis can set aside their differences for long enough to fuck and make one malachite with her own gem(s)
>>6228900
will kill Hill shills. You didn't vote for Hillary, did you, /sug/?
>>6228901
It's probably nothing though, it was probably an accident, it takes some time to notice shit like that, yes?
>>6228857
MG comes back and ruins all of Pearl's character development
No
>>6228927
I'm actually already considering it and I can point most of that to Zuke honestly. This show used to be REALLY good I loved it and couldn't get enough of it. But after the last 7 or sos episodes . . . I just don't really care anymore. I'm not even excited for Gem Harvest.
>>6228945
I do have a lot I've been meaning to post
>>6228959
I didn't vote for anyone, fuck this election, anyone who could have actually won is a complete joke of a candidate.
>>6228972
>S1 had a ton of townie filler and inconsequential things at the beginning
>S2 had a ton of townie filler and inconsequential things at the beginning
>S3 had a ton of townie filler and inconsequential things after Hit the Diamond
>S4 has a ton of townie filler and inconsequential things at the beginning
Funny how retards keep forgetting this trend.
>>6228967
Probably
Hopefully
If so ya know. Gotta move on.
>>6228959
Nah I'm not even a US citizen
>>6228972
I mean, the last 7 or so episodes are the usual shit we see at the start of every season. It's just a poorly timed hiatus mixed with the usual townie shit and a terrible transition from season 3. I expect we'll be back to important/interesting episodes soon.
The only reason Gem Harvest doesn't sound interesting is because no one has any idea what it will be about. We don't even have the slightest clue and it doesn't look like much from what we've seen. It's a 22 minute episode. I doubt they'd waste it.
>inb4 Bismuth was filler
>grandma is winning
Ugh
>>6228855
you are a wonderful person anon. you've got the rest of your life to experience the happy moments so don't stress the small things. i believe you have it in you to use the hard times to become a stronger person. love you
>>6229028
nothing was accomplished in like the first 20 episodes of this show
>>6229073
>daddy is losing
Ugh
>>6228857
>steven keeps being a prick
>zuke or amber start ruining other gems besides lapis and peridot
>peridot or pearl get another 8 episode long arc while garnet, lapis, amethyst, and dogsper continue to get fucked
>jaspers gem gets shattered
>rose comes back to life
>yellow diamond is a retard who jobs
>any autistic pairing besides obvious ones like steven x connie or maybe lars x sadie officially becomes canon, especially lapidot
>>6228972
only people excited for Gem harvest are those who care about the meme duo. Three gems and a baby is what I'm looking forward to.
>>6228909
sauce?
>>6228857
>the townies stay in focus and the plot falls at the wayside
not really. Even if Rose turns out to be pink diamond I would survive, though it would look shitty if she hijacked a rose quartz body and killed the owner
>>6228959
I didn't vote because the electoral system removes the capacity of voters to influence the election.
Even if I did vote, I'm not sure what stance I would take. I support Hillary's policies and find Trump a repulsive orange slug of a creature but Hillary winning could spark riots by scum like you, which I would like to avoid, and with Putin's hand in the honey pot we could have a war on two fronts
Here is your pearl point for voting for Trump.
You voted for the god king...right?
>>6229082
Exactly, complaining like this is stupid, it's as if you don't know how this show has operated from the beginning. Jailbreak bandwagoners are the real cancer.
>>6228855
Why are you sad?
>>6229085
Not to disagree with the point, but Amethyst just got an arc. I'd hardly call her fucked.
>>6229036
Yeah well, what can you do it happens, it'd open some doors for you too, but anyways, how was college dude?
>>6229046
>nopalfag
>>6229007
Nyong's handwriting gives me the irrits something serious.
>>6229090
This theory will be canon, mark my words.
>>6229106
>Malashitefag
How is it that so many trump supporters watch SU? Doesn't that strike you as hypocritical to support a man who despises LGBT rights and then watch a show that's all about humanizing gay people?
>>6229090
are you stupid? whoever wins the state wins the electoral votes, the college doesn't vote for whoever they want.
>>6229068
Thanks this makes me slightly more optomistic i guess
while the last episodes have been bad i at least enjoyed some of the early eps of s3
it really doesn't help that i absolutely hate loobc either
inb4 cuck pearlfag
>>6229085
I can agree with some of these
>>6229089
> Three gems and a baby
I'm out of the loop on this
can you fill me in?
>>6229090
>>the townies stay in focus and the plot falls at the wayside
I think everyone would drop
>>6229082
except most of the non-plot related stuff in season one was actually good
>>6229094
I started in the summer of steven and even I know this shit
>>6229089
>getting excited for what will be another hyped up yet boring Lamar/Katie flashback episode
>>6228656
Because they were alone and she thought he was just Rose lying to her again. He didn't even try to get the other gems to help out, nor did they suggest it either. They're content just to let their friend stay imprisoned forever.
>>6229104
Lots of waiting and waiting and waiting for classes because of the bus schedule. Only had 1 class today. Not that bad.
>>6228885
>>6228893
>>6228901
>>6229079
>>6229099
I was put face to face with a certain situation to which I have no solution, that hurt me more than it should. I just needed to put this out somewhere, I'm coming to terms with it now. Sometimes the world is too cruel.
>>6229127
the su fandom is mostly tumblrfags, who are all hypocrites
>>6229166
Don't hurt the pearl :(
>>6229167
Yes
>>6229127
Because I get off to lesbians
>>6229166
I know that feel.
>>6229174
kill pearl desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61YwFHn-SFE
>>6229194
but she's great
>>6229144
of the last seven eps only zoltron and onion gang sucked ass. The other ones have good character development or are just fun among other things.
>>6229194
I'll fucking kill you m8
>you will never fuck Jasper with your horse cock
>>6229191
>that diaper artist
oh man
/pol/ is a fucking warzone right about now
Meanwhile, Florida is turning red
>>6229122
>pink diamond possessed the body of one of her own children and then killed her to fuck a monkey and make a hybrid grandchild
kinda dark
>>6229127
Better than Hillary
>>6229158
Sweet, I'm almost done with my shit now, wanna play some Dark Souls later?
>>6229166
Wanna talk about it anon? Might make you feel better.
RUSSIANS ARE HACKING!!!11!!!!!!111!
>>6229155
I'm not saying that's wrong, I just wanted to point out that he did actually try to reason with her. There could have been more done, but she was clearly acting mentally unstable to a violent degee. It would have been in character for Steven to do more, but all I'm saying is it's not like he did nothing.
>>6228959
I'm not American but even I know that Trump should win.
>>6229166
Can you say what it was? Even if you have to change details, etc
>>6229236
Yea if you can do coop in the second area we should
Im in love with Lapis Lazuli
>>6229294
SO AM I
>>6229127
Trump doesn't despise LGBT rights and you sound like /co/ when you seriously claim that SU is "about humanizing gay people" as if that's all there is to it, it's not prevalent enough to turn people off completely
Granted love and tolerance are major themes and Trump is a demagogue of the highest caliber but in any case from my experience with /sug/ it seems most people are under the impression that this is an action show and whenever there's an episode that stresses its positive messages people get pissy
>>6229294
Dude, same
>>6229274
>>6229236
I am used to people venting to me, to which I respond with either sympathy or advice. Today I got more than what I bargained for. No worse feeling than feeling useless.
Would you vote for Hillary for Lapis?
>>6229320
Did someone you talk to kill themself and you couldn't help?
I'm in love with Pearl
A lot
>>6229294
WELL I'M NOT
>>6229322
Cum inflation is a top tier fetish.
>>6229329
I would vote for Hillary if it meant Lapis would get shattered
Do you know what I like about Lapis? 'Cause I can't think of a single damn thing.
>>6229294
Isn't she amazing
>>6229332
Pearlfag stop outing yourself so quickly.
When is the plot finally going to move forward instead of getting these useless filler episodes?
>>6229329
Nup
>>6229350
PERIDEEDLY DEE~
SUCK ME OFF PLEEEEEEASE
>>6229365
She isn't
>>6229369
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SHUT UP
>>6229320
oh man...
>>6229369
when will fatsper be canon
>>6229347
She's already my wife
>>6229395
she literally just recolored her pic of elsa and stuck pearl's head on
>>6229406
can you shut the fuck up
>>6229274
Sweet, I'll make a new character in a minute.
>>6229320
I can relate brother, I try my best too, but sometimes shit gets a little too real, what happened?
>>6229369
Never because the crewniverse had the retarded idea of keeping the slow burn format past season 1 even though it just makes the filler even more egregious.
>>6229365
P E R F E C T
>>6229320
You ever try not being a whinny bitch? Might solve some problems.
>>6229425
sorry
>>6229426
Best retard
>>6229409
look at what translator anon translated for me last night
>>6229447
She's going to accidentally crush that fucking pumpkin I swear.
>>6229369
If there was a HW invasion and they killed all the fucking townies this show would improve greatly
>>6229465
>Veggiehead will remind Lapis of Jasper
>>6229465
If Lapis doesn't kill it by neglect, Jasper will kill it with her big meaty claws.
>>6229492
She'll swallow it whole like the fat fuck she is.
>>6227752
Is this edited or something i missed?
>>6229483
Lapis is going to rape the pumpkin and moan Jasper's name while doing it
>>6227830
>Peridot will never glaze your donut
>>6229395
kill yourself
>>6229369
>>6229429
Seriously, it's about time they kicked off the plot for real now. Even though there are plenty of threads still hanging the show doesn't feel like it's moving because the characters never seem to work towards anything, they just wait for some random event to provoke some change (case in point: Monster Reunion, Alone at Sea, Amethyst arc) and it all happens very, very gradually.
>>6229510
You don't remember the time Jasper, Steven and Sadie spent the day blowing bubbles together?
>>6229516
Lapis' gotta put her whale penis somewhere, I guess.
>>6229510
yeah it was in Lapis Lays An Egg
>>6229508
>it leaves a pumpkin shaped bulge in her gut
please post more of the peridoodleys i know there's like 23 of them
>Crapiss
>>6227937
>>6228018
>>6228783
how can one gem weigh so much
>>6229600
>Slutpis
>>6229428
>>6229600
dubs confirm. GET MEAN POST GREEN
>>6229601
Think that's all the Jasper from this artist, got them from pixiv
>>6229600
>Hurl
>>6229600
>lapshit
>>6228593
>>6228751
>>6228879
>Let's just take away all her unique elements and leave her color scheme intact, that's fine who cares about Malachite enough to actually care about what she looks like so long as the dark green stripes are there?
>>6229616
>>6229601
She absorbed the nutrients her beta kindergarten sisters needed to grow while she was still forming and that's why she came out big and strong while they came out defective
quit it
>>6229681
Oh last post had no text kek
>>6229684
Fuckin headcanon accepted
>>6229659
I like all kinds of Malachite
>>6229689
PEEDLY DEEDLY DOO~
SUCK MY PEEDLY POO~
i said QUIT IT
>>6229720
be cool put the gun down
>>6229720
Don't listen to >>6229745
Do it, fire the gun.
You'll never change, /sug/. Always with the fetish spamming and immediate escalation to gun violence.
>>6229720
PERIDOODLY
DON'T DOODLY IT
The End
>ending it on a depressing note
Boring
>>6229777
It was one guy looking for (you)'s he never got
>>6229511
babe <3
>>6227789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
pay no attention to this