Welcome to the One Hundred and Forty-fourth Classy Games!
I'll have...the appropriate number of you. Ready...go.
Classy Beerus
Sonata Dusk
>>6208025
Patchouli
>>6208025
Ii-tan
Avenger
Sanae Kochiya
>>6208025
Rika
Eggman-kun
Araragi
>>6208025
Fujiwara no Mokou
Artoria Pendragon
>>6208025
Classy Subaru
Space Dandy
Frederica Miyamoto
>>6208025
Itou Kaiji
>>6208030
Acting all cute isn't going to change a thing, you know.
>>6208033
>>6208043
Whoa, you're up late for your average. What's got you about at a time like this?
Sindragosa
>>6208025
Togami Byakuya
Thorfinn
>>6208025
Avenger
>>6208025
Flourette
My lovely waifu.
>>6208025
Test Tiger and Secutor
Miyamoto Musashi
General Grievous
>>6208025
Robbie Rotten
Classy Baki
>>6208074
If you must know, my sleep schedule is quite healthy, so I've only been up for a few hours. I came here to enjoy the fact that I'm not fatigued yet.
..And also to see who else was here.
>>6208025
Rinoa
Azura
>>6208101
>kissu
Samus
Merrygate
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>6208123
Swap >>6208083 for >>6208097
>>6208088
>Vagabond.
Love u nigga.
>>6208123
>>6208040
...Interesting accessory.
Looks fine to me. Now, let's get this over with.
>>6208100
If by "healthy" you mean "healthy for youkai" which is practically nocturnal...ah hell, I don't have much room to talk there, either. Anything interesting so far?
>>6208123
Swap, please.
>>6208090
>>6208102
>>6208123
What's so classy about the number nine?
>>6208134
What a courteous gentleman, much obliged.
>>6208123
>>6208140
It'll lead us to victory!
>leans in and whispers
Also it's faaaaaaake.
>>6208139
>In a meditating position, the swordmaster turns his head around to the anonymous admirer, giving him a polite nod before mentally preparring himself for battle
Tiger and Secutor out, Baki in. Shame, I kinda wanted to see if the tiger had what it takes. Grievous out, Azura in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>6208150
It's a tradition rooted in a coincidence from a long time ago.
>>6208142
Just the usual amount of research and development. Oh, and some anonymous member of this place agreed to be my assistant, so they're employed at my library now.
>>6208162
Really? I never could have deduced that.
Are you really sure you're ready?
>>6208172
Totes.
oh wait I forgot to tie my sho- oh wait they don't have any laces.
It's Bloodbath time!
Last time, we had to see which of the two Byakuyas was the best. Now, we have to see which of the two Avengers is the best. Eggman kills three by simply lifting a finger, and so scores First, Second, and Third Blood. He apparently was so giddy at his success that he distributed his wardrobe to a few people.
>>6208164
It makes sense! If the best of the best are place there then I too need to be placed there as well! Let's get this started Raven!
>>6208190
>sigh
Well, as long as you can handle yourself out there. What do you fight with?
>>6208194
...Chili dogs...
Hmph, how messy. But then again....
>>6208194
Eh? I-I'm not lucky, I'm skilled!
Either way thank you for picking me.
>>6208194
Right off the bat, I don't think the karma points are going in your favor
>>6208194
I'm going to respect the integrity of this very fine establishment by running around like a mindless child, welp here I go!
KYAAAH!!!
>He sprints full steam ahead.
>>6208194
That's not how it works, if you want us to share you have to do the same kind of work as we do...
>>6208194
Oh the beauty of it!
>>6208204
My fists! a taser and sometimes a sandle!
also are you gonna eat that chili dog?
>>6208194
>Dressing like a school girl
...I fail to understan why this change would be advantageous for any of us.
>>6208194
If you truly wish to wield that weapon, you will come after me to take it from my hands.
Such a classy group of tributes. You're being peaceful already. Cut it out. Really. Stop.
>>6208222
>she's eating it...with a fork
...So what if I am? Food is... food, right?
>>6208228
How ridiculous you're being right now, Sanae. Common sense IS still something you need here, even if you don't need it in Gensokyo.
We'll quickly take a second look at the three who died first before moving on.
>>6208228
This doesn't seem conducive to victory. Neither is taking advice from any "Archduchess" ever.
>>6208172
Yeesh, you actually let one of those people work there? I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.
...Oh! That reminds me.
>She reaches in to her satchel and gingerly pulls out the book from the other day
Here you are. I wanted to get the maid to return it, but...damn does she not like me. Even claimed she got fired, too.
>>6208194
Oh, screw it...!
>>6208228
Whatcha think, Musashi? The western world sure has some interesting cooking methods, huh?
>>6208228
It's filled with wa- WAITERS! I meant waiters.
>>6208235
Nevermind, it seems you've never eaten this thing before.
>>6208228
God damn, what is she!? She has the power of a goddess!
>>6208228
Too weak, too tame, and too mild. He was just like a boring dish, that I would have no problem with forgetting about.
>>6208228
>>6208245
>Barely wanting to break his concentration, Musashi gives a slight nod, rather wishing to focus on his meal instead
i want to be friend of Souda
how to do?
>>6208228
What lead you to this decision, phe-- hey, there's no need for snatching.
>>6208268
Tell him how much you like Mahiru Koizumi and Dr Pepper.
Michael Bay breaks the peace, but only just. Elsewhere, Baki's got Subaru on his mind. Mokou shows off her running skills, obviously further augmented by advice from Ocelot. Keep track of Dandy and Rika to see where they meet their end due to the curse!
>>6208228
>>6208235
It is too late, that woman has discovered our current strategies. Quick, tactical retreat!
>>6208281
>>6208247
Hn. And what's that look you're giving me?
...No, I've never had one of these things. It's so messy.
>>6208245
He's not so bad. Loyal and hardworking, surprisingly.
My book! So you remembered.
>Patchouli takes the book from your hands, holding onto it
Sakuya? Fired? That's ludicrous. I would have heard about that.
>>6208281
They won't... stop playing music.....
>>6208228
>>6208241
You could use reading a couple books, you know?
But you're kind of right, we don't have time for it.
>>6208281
What's wrong Baki? You're not looking at me when I talk to you. Could it be you have feelings for me?
>>6208281
That's what someone told me before, don't know what it means still.
>>6208281
I could really use a car right now, but I'm all bent outta' shape from today's drills. Meh.
>>6208282
...Excuse me?
Breaking news: the curse strikes one of the aforementioned pair! That was fast. Also, we know which Avenger is superior!
>>6208265
Eesh, so cold. Whatever, then, don't let me keep you.
>>6208281
BRING IT ON!
>>6208298
I'd still worry about another motive. And of course I did, what do you take me for? I only needed it for as long as it took me to go through it.
>She shrugs a bit
I checked with the earth mage to see if she knew anything.
>>6208281
If I can't start a simple fire, I'll start a storm made out of it! I'll burn all of them! They will burn with me! Each and ever--
Okay, Jeanne. It's time to calm down.
>>6208324
Oh, by the way?
>She points behind him.
>>6208309
Feelings? Are you getting all mushy on me Subaru, you're a lot more emotionally stable then this. I just need a car to designate me to the local boxing club. My personal gym's currently being renovated as of this moment, so......
>>6208324
Which is a good alternative to, uh, stabbing you in the back. So by comparison he kinda is.
They die three by three.
>>6208327
Bring it on? Be careful what you wish for.
>>6208324
I only allow you to stay here, because there's a chance you could become useful as one of my servants, b-but if you try anything I'll turn you inside out!
>>6208324
I-I'm so sorry... I just wanted to get a campfire going for later tonight... But it got a little bit out of control...
>>6208324
I'm not the one to pull any back stabs, but I'm willing to pull any sucker punches if I feel like it.
>>6208339
>>6208324
Shut it! If you tell him I'm here he'll end up evading it!
>>6208346
Baki-tan, I'm not a car. I'm a human being...I also don't have a license. I live in the city, so there's no point in having one.
>>6208281
>Kicks him right on the butt
I am behind many layers made of comfortable pillows and thick blankets, your heat is not needed!
>>6208324
I will start with that wild ahoge on your head, barbarian!
>>6208323
It is what I said, we are planning to strike down all the warriors with this plan I designed. You may follow it accordingly.
>>6208298
Well yeah, but it's very tasty.
>>6208324
>>6208358
Awwww thanks!
>hugs
don't worry one bit!
>>6208351
I've had plenty worse happen to me than some crappy curse by now.
>>6208373
Ooh, but he didn't, now did he?
Mokou starts off the night with some crack-shot archery. Michael Bay just can't resist sending greetings to the tributes, so another card makes its way out.
>>6208365
Stay still, I am going to punish you
>Time to cut your ahoge boi
>>6208324
Only if you help me later, sure.
You look plenty capable.
>>6208327
I know of his motives. As long as he doesn't try anything I will not kick him out, simple as that.
This is probably some misunderstanding. They tend to happen from time to time in the mansion...
>>6208374
...Uh. I was never informed of such a thing, but...
I'm a little curious now.
>>6208375
I get that, but...
Ah! I nearly got some on these clothes. I prefer neater meals.
>>6208383
Avenger's package turned out to be pretty useful
>>6208375
W-Who are you supposed to be and why are you touching me? Don't tell me you confused me with that harlot!
>Pushes the blue haired woman to at >>6208374
There. That's the Pale King you should be hugging and not me! Useless worms, they can't even use their eyes.
>>6208383
I-I'll make my own.. And t-this time I won't burn anything down...
>>6208387
P-Please don't do anything to me! It was an accident!
>>6208383
Ew ew ew ew!
>>6208392
JUST USE YOUR HANDS YOU NEAT-FREAK, FORKS ARE STUPID FOR THESE FOOD, FORKS ARE FOR SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI!
>>6208382
That's not excuse for almost blowing my cover. Apologize now!
>>6208383
Well not only that, but his face is really creepy too. I'd hate to see that thing during the night.
>>6208373
You're anything but a human being, you're a magician - can't you just magically transform into a car of your choice? If there's one thing I know about transportation, it's getting from point A-to-B and I need to get too point B real quick without stressing my calves.
>>6208392
Assuming he's actually told you everything, but hey, I'm paranoid.
From what she told me, the mistress just popped up while Sakuya was teasing one of the others of that group and just...fired her on the spot out of disgust or something.
>>6208383
I don't get why everyone cares for fires so much.
>being this autistic
Miyamoto learns the hard way that turnabout is fair play. Artoria busts out a secret move and sends a well-dressed tribute to his own funeral.
>>6208383
>>6208383
>>6208421
Ufufu! I can see that you're already in despair, because we refused to share this fire with you, but don't worry! If you get on your knees maybe I'll allow you to join us! Maybe!
>>6208419
>>6208374
...Eh? you both look VERY similar, are you twins? twinsies?
>>6208438
I mean, can you imagine a word disease?
Congrats, you've increased the count by one-third!
>>6208429
No, I'm not a magician. If I was I still wouldn't be able to transform into a car. You've been watching too much TV if you think that's possible.
>>6208438
Wh-why is it that the girls that come around here are all so vicious...?
>>6208438
It's getting old, Raven
>>6208438
I am sorry if I do not meet your standards, Archduke. I shall take my leave then.
>>6208434
autism is not a choice
>>6208424
It's a finger food, is it?
Forks are for eating many things, not just spaghetti! And don't blame me when I've never had a chili dog!
Honestly, you're getting worked up over something minor!
>cough
Tch...
>>6208438
And don't you start with that either!
>>6208430
I hadn't heard of this. Sometimes I miss things being in the library.
Well... it does sound in character for Remilia. I don't condone that rash decision though.
Things would be better cleard up if....Ugh.
>>6208467
It's like reading a book! if the letters are upside down, you read it upside down!
>>6208438
You wouldn't hurt a poor, innocent young man like me, right? Right?
>>6208447
Would you be willing to risk everything by having me near a fire? I mean, even if I were to do as you say... It could en up in a disaster.
>>6208383
I would start my own restaurant. The name: Unlimited Burger Works.
>>6208421
>>6208438
No one burns an entire campsite by accident, you clearly wished for me to turn into ashes while inside! Now witness a demonstration of what follows!
>Artoria punches the everlasting shit out of Subaru
>>6208392
It is simple, I can tell you are proficient in magecraft. Become my healer during this match until only our feet are the last one standing.
>>6208438
>>6208448
We look nothing alike, but your face will end up looking just like a disboweled pig if you keep following me! I'm literally sick of you..
Good news: charity isn't dead. Bad news: the bear didn't care and made sure two tributes are dead. Worse news: rarararararara...something something.
>>6208457
Then maybe you should class things up a bit and look good out there.
>>6208438
No, no, no, you have to pull like THIS.
>>6208467
Hmh. Well, it's not the first time an impostor of her has flown under the maid's radar, right?
>>6208447
>>6208486
Honestly I could care less if he does. Fire's fire, either way.
>>6208490
Okay, sure. Bring it.
>>6208455
I've been reading too much magazines, you're right!
>His Uber conveniently stops by.
Well wuddyah' know, my rides here. Thanks for the talk Subaru.
>>6208488
Wait which one is talking to me now? is this the one I was hugging or?
>>6208490
Oh Yay!
>>6208490
I will prove you wrong one day, even if it isn't today
>>6208419
>>6208448
>Lifting the sonata with her arms.
What is this? Are you both unable to see I am about to win? Besides, we are not similar in the slightest.
>>6208455
You are just weak, young man. If you are not ready to die then crawl under a rock and wait.
The curse never lies, Rika. Never. In other news, Azura finds another use for a Ferragamo belt. Artoria, meanwhile, gets the point of a fight between two gay lovers.
>>6208479
Or just make sure you're holding it right-side up.
>she picks up the chili-dog and finishes it.
Also, never read and eat.
>>6208487
What do I get out of it?
>>6208502
Certainly not, and that's a possibility...
>shrugs
But ah, I'd have to had been there to tell for sure. I'll just ask Remilia when I return to the manor.
>>6208532
A belt? What could you possible do with-
>>6208427
I don't really see why I should, honestly. Nothing came of it, either way.
>>6208490
Actually, now that I think of it, do any of you even know how to use-
>>6208532
SON OF A BITCH
>>6208538
>>6208523
...You know, can I just leave you two twins alone? this thing is hurting my head.
>>6208532
That's mine?
>>6208536
I do what I want! besides reading is boring.
>>6208487
B-But that's what happened! I don't want to hurt anyone, not like that! Please I don't want to end up like that idio-
>>6208490
Wait! What are you doing? Where are you taking me to? Nooo!
>>6208504
Make sure you don't talk to strangers!
>>6208523
Oi, I'll have you know I've gotten beat worse than that! Don't bother talking trash if you're not even all that strong.
The next seven leave us with seven, if I've counted correctly.
>>6208538
Fine, be that way. I don't even care, just don't point me out next time. I prefer to stay hidden and not be remembered as a murderer.
>>6208532
>>6208550
....hmm?
>>6208536
Hey, it's not my place to worry about it, just thought I'd give you a heads-up of sorts.
Oh, yeah, little 'update', "my" version of Reimu hasn't done jack since she showed up here. It's gotten to the point where even the other one is considering training her just to get her out of that slump.
>>6208566
Oh, come on, like he cares.
>>6208486
I don't care about risks! The only thing I care about is seeing you on your knees, begging for a chance to sit next to the fire! But you don't seem to like the idea, so you can freeze to death.
>>6208502
S-Shut up! I'm bargaining here, so just shut your mouth and keep watching the fire! If it goes out while I'm talking to him, I will use your clothes to start another fire!
>>6208506
Die. Seriously, go and die.
>>6208523
You too! Both of you're just here to annoy me, right? Go and jump into a well!
>>6208532
Why does she get to have a handsome guardsman while I'm all alone here? N-Not like I need anyone. I can carry out my vengeance alone!
I have counted correctly, and we're unfortunately stuck on seven. Look quickly on your non-fatal shenanigans.
>>6208580
Keh.
It's a Feast! I see three corpses. Oh, and too bad Fat Byakuya isn't here. He'd have fit right in, so to speak.
>when you install a new browser just to go on 4
>>6208502
You could try convincing her a bit more... I don't want to kneel to her just to stay warm...
>>6208577
Why is that so important to you? Can't you just let me sit there for a few minutes?
>>6208577
Okie Dokie Loki Cloney Mokie!
>>6208579
>>6208601
Nighty!
>>6208604
Oh hello! is this the feast? hey, that's my dress, it's not foo- hey! hey! okay! stop! NOW YOUR BITING ME! ST-
>>6208575
Who knows if he does or not? Either way it was lame of you to do that to me. If it weren't for me he would've killed you.
>>6208579
Who needs God, when silly magic words can grant you the target of your craving.
>She eats all of it in no time
Praying is truly a worthless thing to do.
>>6208604
Absolutely! Who needs some foolish God or a country when I can get anything this easil--
>In the middle of her rambling she dies a pointless death thanks to her carelessness
>>6208550
Boring? I think not. Reading is important, thought-provoking and enlightening.It's one of the better ways to learn magic and enjoy oneself.
>>6208575
It's something I'll worry about instead.
Still inactive, hm? What a problem that would be... The amount of effort that Reimu puts into not doing anything is astonishing.
Then we get stuck on four. Mokou, you'd better watch out that your bullet wound doesn't come back to bite you.
>>6208604
At least they got a feast
>>6208604
.....
>He rummages through meals.
>>6208604
I did well enough..Now is the time to rest.
Three again? I love your consistency.
>>6208532
>The knife bounces away from her plaTe armor
Is this supposed to defea-
>You lose!
This is totally absurd!
>>6208536
A fair number of delicious hamburgers await for you as a reward for your services. You will not regret it.
>>6208553
Hmph, someone already went ahead of me. The punishment I had for you was far worse than the way you died. Consider yourself lucky.
>>6208550
I will allow it, but only if you stop calling us twins. She is the Saint of Orleans while I am the King of Britain.
>>6208554
Are yoy familiar with suffering? Very well then, I will be more ceative the next time I find you in the middle of my path.
>>6208577
Mistaken as usual, Jeanne. Is woman painted in blue another of your oyals?
>>6208635
So Boring.
>>6208638
>He just looks at you and the walks away.
Sharing is caring, and so is insulting the other tributes. Not very exciting, though...
>>6208657
That's a start, but could you also make it painless? I'm not about to die another painful death again.
>>6208577
Oh, please.
>She snaps her fingers, and a brief ball of fire burns at her fingertips, before vanishing.
Besides, I'm already out, what do I care, huh?
>>6208617
It's no concern of mine, either way, really, so I couldn't give less of a crap.
>>6208624
Like hell he would! I know what I'm doing!
>>6208635
Guess I'll keep an eye out, too, not that I got anything better.
Yeah, but even though my her always hated training, "inactive" was never a word you could use to describe her. Ever. I'm just glad she's started eating again, honestly.
>>6208657
What could possibly be worse than getting dissected?
>>6208657
...That's it?
>>6208659
So uncultured. Magic is it's own entertainment, anyway. Not that I'd expect you to know that.
>>6208657
Is this woman painted in blue another of your loyals?*
Finally, a teensy bit of movement. We're down to three.
>>6208657
That sounds like a massive lie, but alrighty! see you King Brit! and say bye to the Saint of orly for me!
>>6208686
I do know magic, though I lost it, so yep.
>>6208682
Well, because I'm such a great friend of yours, it would be normal if you wanted to help me out.
>>6208682
If you knew what you were doing you wouldn't have needed me their to kill him!
>>6208682
It's fine, I'm sure this will all turn out.
Not even eating... That's reaching new levels of lazy, Reimu.
As long as she's alive, I suppose. Like her or not, she's important.
>>6208700
Lost it? How so, out of lack of practice?
Pay your respects to Togami Byakuya. He died alone.
The sixth night featured another manga deal, so we skip past it.
The seventh day featured more nothing, unless you count the waifu's hat getting stolen.
The seventh night continues in similar lackluster fashion, but the eighth day ends in victory for one. Somebody should tell Izaya and Shizu to stop fighting so much.
>>6208617
I'll gladly share this fire with you after an hour of begging. Ten minutes for one hour! It's a fair trade! But don't take this the wrong way, because I just enjoy the misery on your face!
>>6208657
Mistakes like that are unacceptable! If it was one of my subject, her head would be already rolling down a hill!
>>6208682
Using sorcery is cheating! You foul woman, I won't stand this mockery! I won't! I won't!
>She waves her sword around, and as flames leave the blade she successfully sets most of the forest on fire
>>6208726
Nope, amulet got broken.
>>6208717
Hey Subaru. Guess what?
>>6208734
>tfw you died so your waifu could win
>>6208734
For a split second I thought that I had it.....
>>6208714
I don't even know your name, there's no way in hell I think you're a friend!
>>6208717
This was the whole point of the plan, you idiot!
>>6208737
...Good job, genius. When did I mock you aside from just then? If I'm cheating, you're a lot worse.
>>6208726
I had to leave stuff out for her.
...I just can't stand to see the person I'd consider my enemy in such a pathetic state! I think she's depressed, really.
Pay your respects to Fujiwara no Mokou and Thorfinn. They threw away their chance for an easy win.
Congratulate My lovely waifu for a wonderful effort!
>>6208758
Dem's the breaks, kid.
>>6208693
>He catches the knife and adds it to his collection.
>>6208769
Chicken butt
Placements
>>6208793
Thank you for hosting.
>>6208793
GG
Thanks for hosting Raven!
>>6208742
...Amulet? Interesting.
That is the thing that enabled your use of magic, then...
>>6208772
She's in a dark time emotionally... For whatever reason that is. It's nice of you to be there for her.
>>6208793
Thank you for hosting.
>>6208774
And congrats.
>>6208793
Adequate stuff
>>6208772
But if you could've done it by yourself then you should've done it that way instead of risking my life!
>>6208783
Y-You got me...
>>6208793
Thank you Raven-tan. I'll remember this day forever and always.
>>6208774
Well, congratulations, dearie. Glad I arrived in time to celebrate, ahuhuhu~
>>6208793
And thank you for hosting, dearie.
>>6208807
Yeah with si- oh wait I'm not suppose to tell you that.
>>6208793
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6208737
Ten minites of fire for each hour of begging? How is that a fair trade? I'd have to beg for a whle day just to sit there for a couple hours!
>>6208772
Is that why you've been calling me "That idiot who wanted to fuse me with my tank" all this time?
>>6208793
thanks for hosting
>>6208793
Thank you oh so much for the game. It got rather boring at the end... but, it was still a nice watch!
And the stats. Thank you for your participation and your presence. Waifu, your portrait will arrive sometime soonish. If I have any trouble making it just so, be prepared to render assistance.
If there is a host waiting, you may now proceed.
>>6208774
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show, I guess.
>>6208807
She's just humiliated me and everyone I love one too many times to let her slip away like this.
...And honestly, I'm pretty sure it's the fact that she's been replaced by a "better" version of herself that's got her shook up.
>>6208813
I was bored, I didn't feel like it. Sue me.
>>6208825
Obviously. It's not like I've got much of an alternative, huh?
>>6208772
That was already more than enough to put you on the list of pigs that I have to slay! Now be devoured by the hellish flames of my hatred! Even if its target is France, it can still burn anything that's in its way!
>She bursts out in maniacal, yet pathetically sounding laughter
>>6208793
You have my thanks, because without this game I would probably be dead by now thanks to boredom!
>>6208686
...What do you mean "that's it?" Have you yet to taste the magnificent flavor of the holy hamburger? Here, let me explain why you are not living your life correctly.
>Hands the purple woman a big hamburger.
>>6208683
...Starvation. The old times had a wide variety of punishments. As one who once ruled over a kingdom I can come up with the right punishment.
>>6208676
I can do as much. Choose your end.
>Gives Subaru a paper listing:
>-Watching artoria eat burgers while you eat none
>-Become her servant
>-Execution by beheading.
>>6208737
That is your way to treat loyal followers? Blessed this world is for not having a single terrain for you to rule in, Jeanne.
>>6208813
Chicken Knee
>>6208846
OH THE HUMANITY!
>>6208837
I'll see you in court then. I hope you have a good lawyer.
>>6208842
>looks down the paper with disgust
Eh, how quick would the beheading be, and how angry would you make me beforehand?
IT'S JOKE
>>6208846
O-Okay, you can stop now...
>>6208869
Is bad joke.
>>6208837
Hmm, well, I kind of like it, so I guess telling you my name is out of the question.
>>6208842
Does that mean you would try to take all of my food? that's just rude, not exactly deadly, just rude...
>>6208820
... Oh? I don't think I've met many people that have had to use other objects to channel magic correctly in a while though.
>>6208837
A better version of herself that she will become if she waits long enough. But then she doesn't know that for sure.
>>6208842
... It's a hamburger.
>she looks down at the hamburger, then at you.
>>6208860
Chicken profanity
>>6208877
Chicken brow
>>6208832
I hope you enjoyed the show.
And is that who I think it is...?
>>6208825
Yes, and? That's what it makes it fair! You expect me to allow your presence so close to our fire, when even you stated that it could be dangerous? Ufufu, start begging or you'll end up as a frozen piece of meat.
>>6208842
They're still better off following me, than to expect some God to help them in exchange of some prayers! A leader should rule with an iron fist and hatred for their enemies. That makes me the perfect ruler! Superior to the real one!
>>6208891
>when your breasts are the biggest bodypart you have
>>6208838
And I thought I was easily provoked. You do realize just how far away from that forest we are, right?
>>6208868
I can't be held to any legal system but mine~.
>>6208889
Do you think I'd give a crap, either way?
>>6208891
I know that, and "your" Reimu knows that, but she doesn't seem to get it! And probably the worst part is that not only is she seemingly superior in a fight because she can fight on her own, she probably is even jealous of her body.
>>6208903
A-Ah... Indeed it is. Hello, Lady Patchouli. Or.. just Patchouli.
>>6208904
I...I guess... How much time would saying please get me? That's begging, right?
>>6208928
Of course not, you'd still call me idiot, there would be no difference, so why even try?
>>6208936
Just Patchouli will do.
>a small smile forms
Good to see you again, Sol.
>>6208928
These kinds of things probably are hard for her to realize.... or comprehend. She'll realize it in time, usually with the onset of some important event that happens.
>>6208907
When your libido is bigger than your brain.
>>6208868
Make you angry beforehand? How could I anger a dead man? Will your spirit be unable to find eternal peace and haunt me in this world instead?
>>6208889
It matters not, wherever I go I must also eat. I will leave your fridge clean if I deem it necessary, young man.
>>6208891
And it will not be the last one. Go ahead, take a bite and let your senses surrender to pleasure.
>>6208904
While there is indeed some truth in your words, what good is in ruling over an empire with dead men as the remnants of your stalwarts? This world is better without the likes of you.
>>6208896
STOP
>>6208928
...
Fine, pay me right here and now and I won't pursue this any further.
>>6208963
No, I mean make me angry before you cop my head off.
why is killing wrong hg?
>>6208987
It's not
Every game atleast 23 people die
>>6208973
Chicken flop
>>6208948
Eeexactly. You're almost ruining the fun for me.
>>6208973
>She rolls her eyes, reaches in to her satchel, and pulls out a stack of yen, before tossing it at him
>>6208957
That's already been tried! Someone else just...stepped in and she instantly just let them handle it! She doesn't even retaliate when I shoot at or even just slap her.
>She sighs, and rubs at her temples
Maybe I'm overthinking this, too.
>>6208928
>It takes her a moment to truly understand the situation, but when she is done with it, she proceeds to point to the right with her right hand
One or two meters?
>Her armored fingers almost touch the flames that are currently violating the forest that's located all around them
>>6208948
>She starts smiling
Please? You underestimate my needs, boy. I want you to get on your knees, push your face against the ground, and beg with all of your heart! I'm not like God! I will actually keep my word and answer your prayer!
>>6208963
Keep your spiteful comments on the top of your tongue, I don't want to hear any of those insolent throughts. But taking the life of the disobedient ones is something that's needed to be done! That's what justice is!
>>6208987
Short answer: Because people teaches you that killing is wrong.
The deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>6209036
I never said you were the one that was going to make it happen.
Reality has a strange way of changing people. Especially since she will change into the reimu we know now, something will happen.
So... Yes. I would say you are over-thinking this sort of thing.
...Though it never hurts to keep helping her.
>>6208957
It is a pleasure to see you once again, Patchouli.
And yes,
>She let's out a bright filled smile, as she puts her hands on both sides of her hip.
it is me, the one only Empress of the Avalon Empire! Well... of the current generation of course.
>>6208963
You can't do that! I wouldn't mind if I lived on my own, but what about my family?
>>6209036
Is that so? Well, I could say the same thing to you.
>>6209045
All that just for a chance to sit by a fire? I didn't even need it that much...
>>6209062
Booooooo
>>6209036
>he catches the bag of money and stuffs it into his trackpants
This has to be the most pleasurable experience I've ever had with you Rika-tan. Thanks a million.
>>6209062
The deed will also be done later. Thank you Raven-tan.
>>6209076
Ever so confident in yourself, I see. Good.
Speaking of the Avalon Empire, how do things fare in your empire?
>>6209045
And you're closer to it than I am~.
>>6209067
Well, I'm practically the only person actually trying! I'd even try and teach her to fly on her own if she'd just get up off her ass.
...She'll never be the same person as the new one, though.
>>6209079
So what, it's just a moot point, huh?
>>6209094
Yeah, yeah. Aside from the last time I gave you free money.
>>6209117
Meet Rika she's the freak of the week-a!
>>6209085
Boo? What happened, your preferred tribute didn't win?
>>6209094
Will it? Kindly elaborate.
>>6209117
Which was...?
>>6209145
Isn't it obvious?
The deed will be done later as well!
It's as simple as it can get.
>>6208987
Because all life is sacred. It should not your decision whether someone will live or die.
>>6209079
So you already gave up? That just makes you a spineless worm, who runs away when things aren't easy enough for them? Ufufu, disgusting maggot.
>>6209117
Don't do that ever again. Your voice sounds even more disgusting that way, but that doesn't matter!
>A dragon comes out of nowhere and grabs Avenger by her shoulders as it flies away
I'll leave you to burn while the flames dance around you! This can be your own inferno! Your selfish inferno, just for you!
>>6209103
Smoothly. We've constructed a magical research laboratory. Blending science with magic.
My dear brother is one that came up with the idea. Telling me that it'll aid not only Avalon, but the world itself. Besides that... uh... N-Nothing else happened, asides from the usual training regiments.
>>6208973
Why would I do such a thing? It matters not if you are angered or not, the end will be the same.
>>6209045
You remind me of that fool who still believes this world belongs to him. Very well, make this world your own enemy then.
>>6208963
>>6209103
It will get cold the more you wait, will you eat the burger or not? This s your last chance.
>>6209079
...An understandable concern. The next generation should not suffer for crimes they did not commit.
>>6209140
What now?
>>6209152
I dunno, a few months ago?
>>6209167
>She places her hands on the back of her head, and proceed to fly alongside the dragon, back facing towards the ground
Hehehe, how's it selfish when you're the one who started it, huh?
>>6209172
You're not wrong, but at the same time you are. You see, if I'm angered it'll hurt less. You're so focused on being angry that you don't feel your head getting cut off.
If you make me angry before beheading me then I choose that.
>>6209048
Reimu.
Raymu.
ayymu.
ayy muuu
ayy lmuu
ayy lmooo
ayy lmao
Reimu is a fucking alien. I KNEW IT.
>>6209199
I think you're making stuff up now.
>>6209117
How do you figure that?
>>6209172
Oh, right.
>she takes a bite. chewing a few times, she closes her eyes and lets out a breath as she swallows
...It's good I suppose. But I've had hamburgers before, you know. I'm not entirely impressed.
>>6209170
Is that so? Interesting! I've started my own research on magical technology. Magitech you could say.How convenient that both of us have started research on the same topic.
>>6209172
Anything that stands between me and France is my enemy! I'll burn everything that's in my way, so you better move out of the way when I start marching!
>>6209152
What's the deed to be done, Subaru?
>>6209203
I want to fuck that boy pussy
>>6209140
>>6209199
I did what the anon wanted
>>6209209
You're an idiot.
>>6209215
Why would I lie about this?
>>6209217
In a sense, their personalities...normally, are practically the opposite of each other.
>She reaches in to her satchel once more, and pulls out a small, red-white yin/yang orb
The positive and negative, as it were. My version of her was always more enthusiastic and such.
>>6209248
....What.
>>6209210
At least that would make you a worm that actually knows its place.
>>6209248
>kek
>>6209250
And so you think they'lll turn out completely differently then.
>>6209209
...Did you just discovered my secret plan, didn't you? Now I have to deal with someone who puts his nose on things that he shouldn't have known.
>>6209217
W-Well, I don't really handle the magical research. I am more of a rodent, with how much they test on me.
>She inhales a large amount of air, than exhaling.
Takes a toll on my body, but I am glad that I can assist them when needed.
>>6209242
HAHAHA
I GET IT
HE SAID BOY PUSSY BECAUSE IT'S A BOY THAT'S A CAT
OH THAT'S SO FUNNY OHOHO
>>6209239
The deed of all deeds, Raven! You should know what I'm talking about since you yourself talk about deeds.
>>6209250
To make yourself sound better, duh. You're the kind of person that'd do that around others. I can tell by how you were bragging about having fire powers to that weirdo who set the forest ablaze. If you want praised, then ask for it. I'd gladly pet you on the head.
>>6209267
Well, would I have any reason to believe otherwise?
>>6209254
So no real difference, huh? I think I'll take being a blissfully ignorant worm, at least I get to keep my pride.
>>6209273
Ahhh...
Very well.
They have not done anything that would affect you permanently, have they?
I'd love to compare data with your researchers sometime.
>>6209282
We'll just have to see, won't we. I have my own thoughts.
>>6209280
did I fucking stutter
I want to fuck that boy cat
>>6209281
Finally moving upstairs, huh? Good for you! I'm glad to see you took our earlier conversation seriously.
>>6209300
A prideful worm is still a worm, while one that knows its place and bows before me is..
>She starts thinking about something that could actually make sense in this context, and after a short pause she utters the last part of her sentence
..not a worm.
>Success!
>>6209290
...Shut up. She's out there!
>>6209281
No, I was just pointing out how it'd be pointless to use my clothes for a fire. Besides, they were fireproof anyways.
>>6209311
What, would you WANT two of that stoic grump around? She's always been different from that. Enthusiastic. Sometimes waaaay too much so. Hell, you've probably seen the recordings by now, you could probably tell that much by her run-in with Meira.
>>6209337
Sure. If you believe in your own lies, they will come true for sure.
>>6209327
Shows how much you know. I've always been upstairs. In face, we don't really have a basement. We're not Americans.
>>6209335
That's not what you said earlier, you said it would be a worm that knows it's place, so still a worm... So I don't see a reason to bow to you.
>>6209290
...Should I ask what are we going to do on that place?
>>6209203
...You are a strange man. But madness affecting your senses is a spoken truth.
>Seibah slap go
>slap slap slap
...
>>6209210
I see, but it does not change the fact your loved ones have nothing to do with your crimes. Very well, let us start.
>>6209217
So you know about the greateness of the burger, excellent. You are allowed to eat at my side, the King of Kinghts!
>>6209222
Are you aware the france you once knew does not exist anymore, Jeanne? You have been summoned to fight against me and other servants, it means your journey has ended without even beginning.
>>6209337
What, so now you're against stripping?
Prude.
>>6209368
It's goverment secret involving some.... oh, I almost spoiled that we're going to conduct experiments on you and anatomize you for science.
>>6209311
Well, they inject a dark like substance into my body.
>Touching the right side of her neck, the Empress shows the librarian a dark spot on said neck.
Supposedly, it'll help me learn shadow magic more efficiently. Other than that, I am the same old woman as before!
As for data... Uh... I can try to ask them for it.
>>6209342
They aren't lies if they ARE true!
>>6209383
Of course I am! I might not have much, but there's no way I'm doing that, either! And that's just completely irrelevant.
>>6209397
No matter how hard you try,
Mima.
Will.
NEVER.
Return.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6209337
I never said what I want of this whole thing. And I've seen them, yes. But it doesn't really matter what I WANT to happen.
>>6209371
>takes another bite
They're okay.
Oh, how humbling. I certainly feel thankful that I'm allowed to sit next to an apparently important person like yourself.
>>6209390
>Patchouli leans forward to look at the spot
Hmmh. Learning shadow magic faster through use of a substance. I might know what that is...
In that case, it's a relief.
That would help out incredibly, Sol! Thank you.
>>6209371
W-Wait, I said-
>stabbed
I-I wanted t-to...
>stabbed stabbed stabbed
>Subaru bleeds out
>>6209397
It feels good Rika-tan! You get to feel the air up against your skin. It's like you're being reborn into a world filled with sensual feelings.
>>6209403
>Distant grumbling
>>6209366
F-Fine. Just leave then. I don't want to waste more time on some worm like you anyway! No, I order you to leave! If you don't disappear, I will make your limbs vanish instead!
>>6209371
I-I know that, but I don't care about the reason behind my inexplicable conjuration, because I just want to see the land of France burn the same way as I did! I don't care if it's the same or not, it will burn!
>>6209360
Then enlighten me as to what you'll be doing. Specifics would be nice.
>>6209403
Shut up, shut up, shut upshutupshutup!
>>6209413
I'm the person who doesn't like it when people touch her, remember?
>>6209415
...Mima?
>>6209412
I don't see anything at all to suggest that she'd be more like the other Reimu, really. She's just...she's always been too different, seriously.
>>6209371
Wait a minute, start with what?! You're still going to raid my fridge? Even after saying that?!
>>6209418
And why should I listen to that order? I didn't listen to the other one either.
>>6209432
Which hurts more, accepting the truth, or living in denial while you know I'm right?
Maybe both?
>>6209388
...Now you just tried to sound like a certain person.
Besides, there's no way that inspecting my body could lead you to your answer.
>>6209463
A certain person? Can you tell us more about him or her? Maybe we can make those tests less painful. Hand over an alien friend of yours, and we'll might look the other way. For a while.
>>6209412
Hehehehe... well, I will just hope that I won't get in too much trouble for getting the data.
And Patchouli, it is not a problem.
Quien es Furry porn?
>>6209445
You're a lucky maggot, because I have no time to waste on you anymore, so I'll be the one that leaves! Also, cleaning my sword after I'm done gutting you would be too annoying.
>>6209475
thankfully gone
>>6209475
(Tú)
>>6209432
>Sleeping noises
>>6209445
Koyomi onichan
Who do you not want to see here right now, HG?
>>6209420
Oh I can't tell you! I'd get embarrassed~!
>>6209432
This is the air we're talking about. It's not like it's not touching you right now. The different is it'll be touching more of you.
>>6209412
>She eats her own because she carries lots of them all the time.
>nom nom nom
...There is no need to lower your head now that I aprove of you. I am no more than the gost of a former king.
>Burp
Speak your name.
>>6209413
>But she just slapped you with her face, why is this man so weak
>poking his dead body with Excalibur
...It is over.
>>6209445
No, but I am going to severe your hair.
>Aiming at the ahoge
Do not move.
>>6209418
You will become a greater threat than just a servant fighting in concealement among other servants. Will you really force us to outnumber you? ...Actually, that is not a proposition I would object against.
I have, like, 400,000 surnames.
>>6209471
Look, I could lend you a hand and help you with find some more suitable for your... Experiments?
Even If I were to come with you... I couldn't left the Shrine all alone and abandoned, it might get filled with something more worse than just rats.
>Reimu