HG THREAD Vinland is near, I can smell it!

>>6182639
Like I said, I will keep an eye out for ya.

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>>6182584
As you say, sir. And there really are, there's even fireflies.
...Ah? What sort of evidence?
>>6182639
With my mistress being who she is, and I who I am, it's only natural. As you wish, then, miss.
Such childishness, as well...why the swear, if I may?
>>6182636
Vinland? Pardon me, sir?

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>>6182672
>Thank ye and have a good night

>>6182692
Likewise.

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>>6182636
Yes, Finland is near. To the east, in fact. You can't miss it. Or is that Norway? Hm...
>>6182639 (B.B. Hood)
>And, as such, the gentleman absolutely freaks out, jumping back a bit.
RIGHTO, NOW WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, LOVE?! I KNOW I'M NOT NORMAL BY ANY MEANS, BUT PUT THAT GUN DOWN!
>>6182683
Fireflies? Those can be youkai, too? Although I really shouldn't be doubting it considering I can see youkai out of normal means, next you're going to tell me the tea I drink is a youkai, too...
Well, characteristics and the such. Demons and ankou come in many forms, so specific characteristics would help me a lot.

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>>6182683
Just thought! I shouldn't tell people what I do and I just broke that rule! God, what a screw up I can be sometimes!
>>6182718
>She pulls the trigger to it, a blast of water hitting her in the face.
Gah! So it looks like I'm not dreaming. What the fu-

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>>6182683
Yes! Vinland! A land, far, far west from Greenland. I'm looking for it!
>>6182718
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Your accent's strange! You must be one of those English folk the grown up's are going to battle with!
...
No! What's a Finland? Vinland you dummy, it's far west from Greenland and I'm trying to find it. Old man Leif was washed ashore for days on end exploring it.

>>6182813
That's because you've got plantar fasciitis you git

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>>6182742
>The gentleman visibly deflates, placing a hand on his chest.
Jesus, love, what the hell were you thinking?! Did you do that on purpose so you could freak me out! Of course you're not dreaming, you git!
>>6182763
My accent? I do suppose it would be quite strange to an outsider. And yes, I do happen to be English. Cheerio, mate. I don't know what you're talking about, however.
Finland is one of the Nordic Five. I thought you were referring to him, but perhaps I was wrong. I do wonder what Vinland is... Leif? Are you referring to... America? No, something else. Canada! Are you referring to that, lad?

>>6182813
I'd give Mangimutt a bone.

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Dead hours...
Goodnight ~

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>>6182718
It's not common, I believe it's more caused by a shortage in number of them, perhaps in the outside world...?
>She sighs softly
This is all so complex, isn't it?
>>6182742
>She clears her throat awkwardly
I suppose that you mean that you're some sort of monster...bounty hunter?
>>6182763
That's a rather strange term, don't you think, sir? I thought the world was already mapped out.

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>>6182891
G-Goodnight...

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>>6182891
Later.

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>>6182891
Good night

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>>6182853
>The hooded girl looks towards the man. Her facial features appearing less "soft".
I did that because that's the craziest shit I heard! I'm speaking to my own country right now!
>>6182891
Maybe they didn't do anything cuz you're here. Piss off already!
>>6182900
Pretty much. It's an annoying job but it pays well. Got any problems, Elly?

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>>6182853
What the heck is an America, gosh you're an idiot! I said Vinland! Dummy! And I don't know what's a Can-i-dah is that something you eat, oh well.

...you're going to be dead meat once the grown ups at my village, beat your men up.
>>6182900
What's so strange about Vinland, I heard it was a really nice place and it's better then being stuck in boring ole' Greenland. Your get up is really, really weird Miss! ...and what's the scythe for, you harvesting Crops or something?

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>>6182891
Farewell, and good night.

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>>6182936
Miss, I don't believe that you're meant to use your rewards in such a fashion.
>>6182891
Farewell, miss.
>>6182947
Well, most 'monsters' would probably be upset about having a hunter in their midst, but it hardly bothers me, as it were. If someone requires a specific thing sent after them, well...they've likely done something to deserve it, haven't they?
>She smiles a bit
So long as you don't attempt to trespass, we'll not have a problem, miss. Why the secretiveness?
>>6182970
I've simply never heard of the term. And certainly not, sir!
>Despite the casual, familiar way she carries it, her hands really don't look like the sort of a person who'd use it, even as she takes it off her shoulder and runs a finger across it's outer edge.
Actually, it's for intruders.

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>>6182891
Farewell, love, and God bless you.
>>6182900
And there's even more to this than previously thought? I don't even know what fireflies are, now...!
>The gentleman sighs as well, placing a hand on his forehead.
You're telling me, love. It's hard enough trying to explain how I know you're a youkai, and now I have to help you find out what kind of youkai you ARE. I never thought that having such an ability would be so troublesome...
>>6182947
>And the man's gigantic eyebrows narrow, making him look less than pleased. Pic related.
Well, it's a pity it's the truth! You're speaking to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland! If you have any questions, feel free to ask them!
>>6182970
They go by many names, lad. To the west of Greenland, there is a landmass named North America. Canada is the specific country there, but Vinland must be a name for it, too... Who knows? It's been a long time since I've heard of it.
...Am I, now? It's a pity that we'll probably be the winning side, lad. No hard feelings, but I'm much stronger than I look. You come from Greenland, correct?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdvY7eoKs4Y

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>>6183008
>The hooded girl puts on a proud smirk
You're goddamn right! If someone wants something gone, I'm your gal! I have no reason to trespass. Not a hint of a hit on you yet. Plus I don't want to waste my time and my life. I have a promising career to keep up! As for the secretiveness, no one expects a little girl to do stuff like this. Once the illusion's gone, everyone will know of me and that's not good at all.
>>6183040
Pfft! You think I was complaining? If I had a bottle of wine with me it would be one of the greatest things that's happened! Now what the fuck are you going to do with Brexit? Gotta know if it actually does something.

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>>6183008
Intruders?
>He tilts his head in confusion and shrugs.

Miss! Are you hauling off your brothers scythe or something?

>>6183040
>He totally ignores everything about North America and nods as if he's paying attention.

Yup. I live in Greenland! And you're going to be in real big trouble once they get their, everyone's going to have the fill - the danes, the icelanders and even the folks in Scandinavia are going to attack you at all sides!

You're outnumbered and I doubt you'd stand a chance!

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Good evening

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>sets up a campfire.

>>6183154
*notices chest* OwO what is this?

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>>6183040
I think it's just one in every so often that becomes a firefly. And, well, it's well enough to say you can just tell, sir.
...I suppose it's not that big of a deal, really. I've survived this far without knowing.
>>6183119
It wouldn't be me you'd be after, ahem.
And...really, miss? Our most powerful combatant in our land was nothing more than a 14-year-old-girl, I do believe.
>>6183128
Intruders for my mistress's lands.
>She smiles softly
And I'd need family belong her and my co-worker for that, sir.
>>6183171
Ah! Miss Hiita! Trying a different approach from normal, I see?

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>>6183154
Sir, it is the night time currently.
>>6183171
....Fire. It is a sign of human achievement.

>>6183171
>grabs your tits to get warm
aaaah...

>sneak sneak

>>6183223
...bikini bottom... home of...

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>>6183171
Hello human.
>>6183200
Honor metal.
>>6183208
I'm aware of that human.
Thank you for telling me information that I've already known.

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>>6183154
I don't think I would do bio mods like you dude. I'd rather just hang out with mike and never know when I'll retire...

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>>6183208
You got that right! So what does that make me?
>>6183204
Yep, the nights are getting cold.
>>6183223
!!
>Knees in the crotch and pushes him off
Get off me!!
>>6183239
C-could you help? This jerks trying to touch me!

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>>6183171
>He scurries by the campfire and huddles up for warmth.
>>6183204
...you talk really funny, you must of drank a lot of bad stuff or bit a funny mushroom.

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>>6183154
You're a little armored up for the place, aren't you sir?
>>6183171
I hope you didn't burn any flowers! Teehee!
>>6183204
I'm not trying to go after you of whoever your boss is? I wouldn't want to face the boss of the Grim Reaper. Specially if there isn't any moolah involved! That right? She probably has magic powers or crap like that. Don't got easy ways like that so I have to be a little tricky and a lot deceptive.

post cute tums

>>6183256
>spanks ass

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>>6183247
Are you okay soldier?
you are not acting normal.
>>6183256
Affirmative.
Who is touching you?

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>>6183281

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>>6183226
>She stretches out her right arm, and grabs the sneaking individual.
>>6183239
I am not a human. My prime directive, is to aid all human life, and make sure that they are at they're best condition. Physically, and mentally.

Aren't you human?
>>6183256
The living embodiment of all human achievements.
>She walks up to the red haired girl, and pokes her stomach.
....

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>>6183119
Because everyone usually doesn't believe me when I say I'm Britain! They ask for proof, and I always come up short on any because I don't know what to tell them! You have my word, love, I'm the real deal. As for Brexit... I do believe everyone's upset since I told them to piss off. To be fair, they did kind of deserve it, and the look on France's face was totally priceless!
>The gentleman laughs.
It's good being England at times, love.
>>6183128
In Greenland? As I would've thought. You see, lad, the soldiers and the such simply don't concern me at all. It's the Nordic Five I'm going to be up against, not your leaders nor your warriors.
Outnumbered? By five to one. We're England. The people down in Scandinavia would be trembling in my presence.
>>6183171
...
>The gentleman creepily grins.
Meramera to, moyaki tsukuse... Sumi kara sumi made sono gouka de...
>>6183204
One every so often? So it's based off of luck, too? I suppose that aids me a little bit, but such a concept is simply... Strange.
>The gentleman crosses his arms, giving the woman a smirk.
Not if I can help it, love. If you have a problem, a gentleman must always try his hardest to aid you with it - it's a good thing I'm a gentleman, hm? You have my word, I'll do my best to find out what type of youkai you are, miss.

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>>6183281
>Like this?

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>>6183287
Soldier? I'm just a cop, man.

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>A fairly large (but not fat or overweight) golden hamster runs through the Arena, until it reaches the center of the place where the animal starts digging with its little pawns
*cute hamster noises*

>>6183315
>pawns
p-paws*

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>>6183315
Little creature, I see you have pawns. I used to have many pawns myself.

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>>6183296
I understand.
I apologize for calling you human, creature.
>>6183311
Sorry civil protection officer.
>>6183315
Cute.

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>>6183282
>She turns her arm into a drill, and stares at the butt-toucher.
...Cease, or I must use force.
>>6183315
>Stares intensely at the hamster.
....

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>>6183297
You're not so tough at all. In fact you're really weak. Like really, really, really REALLY WEAK! You saxon folk are as weak a-->>6183315 A HAMSTER!

>He starts chasing the fat morsel fluffiness to catch it.

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>>6183315
>stabs

>>6183339
>I don't watch KLK
ebin.

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>>6183315
>Haku walks up the the chubby hamster and kneels down next to it.
...
>She stares at it for several seconds and then pokes at it.

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>>6183364

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>>6183226
>Throws scythe straight in front of.
>>6183256
How strange, don't you normally favor the direct approach? Either way, I've been meaning to get in to contact with you, miss.
>>6183259
Sir, I don't eat and I don't drink. Ahem...though I had meant to say "beyond", I admit.
>>6183270
Nobody could ever begin to dream of being her equal! And I don't have much beyond my own natural abilities...and my scythe, for that mat-
>There's a blur of motion, and an extremely short blonde woman with a large pair of wings appears, wrapping her arms around Elly, a bottle of wine in one, and a pair of cups in the other
Ah, there you are! What took you so long?
>Kurumi shrugs
>>6183315
>She walks over slowly, before crouching down and observing it quietly
Rather fast for your size, aren't you?

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>>6183297
Eh?
>she backs away a little
>>6183296
>>6183259
T-this is getting too close!
>>6183282
!!!
>she yelps before smacking him in the face
>>6183287
This guy!
>>6183282
>>6183270
Nope! None at all!

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>>6183315
>hits the animal with a car in first gear
...
kys hamster
...

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>>6183344
I am not offended. But, as said earlier... aren't you human yourself?
>>6183384
>Backs away from the red hair girl, as she stares at the fire.

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>>6183354
Not as weak as France, let me tell you that much. Although I don't want to see you distressed, it's obvious who's going to be the winner of the battle-- O-OI! COME BACK HERE, YOU BRAT!
>>6183315
...
>The gentleman glares at the hamster.
Alright, so you made my supposed enemy rush to you immediately. What do you have up your sleeve, you dastardly thing?
>>6183384
>The gentleman pays her no mind, staring into the fire with a frightening expression on his face.
Atokata mo, nokoranu you ni... Tamashii made mo yaki tsukuse...

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>>6183384
Understood.
>>6183282
>shoots anon in the head multiple times with my pulse rifle
>>6183405
Negative.
I am not human.

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>>6183297
God, I'm going to be a citizen of the dumbest country of the world now! Move over Ethiopia!
>>6183315
>The girl looks in on awe at what is before her
Aaaaaa-AAHHHHHHH! SO CUTE! Must... touch!
>>6183270
>>6183344
Hey dipshit! I asked you something! Am I not too sexy for you, dumbass?
>>6183382
At least you have something! Probably superhuman strength and all that shit. All I have is several weapons and my body. Fucking annoying at times.
>She raises her eyebrows at the new girl
So this is the bloodsucker then?
>>6183384
Good, good! Flowers are real wonderful, aren't they? Probably my favorite thing on this planet.

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>>6183384
You light the fire in my heart.

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>>6183344
So... you have a donut yet?

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>>6183425
Excuse you...

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>>6183419
Is your prime directive to assist humans, strange being?

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>>6183384
>He sticks his tongue at you and sticks his hands by the fire.

Ahh~ Nothing beats the heat!
>>6183382
OH WAIT! ARE YOU A SLAVE! My sister could use a slave like you, she's always complaining about doing a man's job because dad needs a helping hand around the house.
>>6183417
>He yells at him from a distance and continues his pursuit.

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD AND A LOSER!

>>6183389
A driver and Baron meet at the end of a game and the driver asks Baron to host a new game for him.
Baron asks, "How do I know you won't shitpost me?"
The driver says, "Because if I do, we won't have another game."
Baron is satisfied, and they set out, but mid game, the driver shitposts Baron. Baron feels the onset of butthurt and starts to sperg, knowing the game will derail, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the driver: "kys Baron..."

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>>6183437
I don't eat, I have no reason to eat.
But they do give me additional rations time to time.
Want some?

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>>6183339
>>6183344
>>6183346
>>6183354
>>6183361
>>6183374
>>6183382
>>6183425
(Translator's note: cute hamster noises mean "AWAKEN MY MASTER")
>The next moment the Supreme Overlord of Ice bursts out of the ground, and lands on his feet as gracefully as one can while they're covered in dirt
>The Master of the Dark Arts strikes a pose, while he is holding a small animal cage with a blanket over it
I have returned from the depths of the Underworld.

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>>6183452
I make sure that humans dont rebel against the combine empire.
That is my job.

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>>6183474
I forgot they turn you guys into robots... at least you aren't the chief...

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>>6183425
O-Oi! That honour goes to America and France, thank you very much! It's not my fault their antics drove me up the bloody wall! You would have done the same in my situation, and you cannot deny that!
>>6183456
>And then the gentleman begins to run after the boy, an irritated expression becoming more prominent on his face.
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, YOU GIT! IT'S INCREDIBLY STUPID TO INSULT YOUR ENEMY, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE OR ANYTHING!

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>>6183382

>>6183405
Thank you, idiots keep getting too pervy and its been catching sparks. The bad kind.
>>6183417
>her eyes widen as she realizes what youre chanting
NO DEMON SUMMONING! You have no idea how stupid that is!
>>6183419
Thank you.
>>6183425
Eh, fire's better.
>>6183436
W-what?! Who are you!
>>6183456
>she smirks.
I meant me genius, go ahead and touch the fire.
>>6183458
(Kek)

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>>6183481
The underworld?

All the more easier to look down upon you from my tower.

>Looks down on you

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>>6183503
>stares
...
kys baron

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>>6183481
Neat trick, lad. Kind of over-dramatic though, don't you think?

>>6183382
>>6183503
*Huh? What for?

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>>6183481
Hello strange being.

>>6183481
AYAYAYAYEEEEE

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>>6183481
>Haku still kneeling on the ground looks up the the eccentric man, her face wearing the sad expression as always.
... I think you took someone telling you to take a dirt nap too literally..

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>>6183497
What's the matter?
>>6183503
You're welcome.

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>>6183503
Women of fair eyes that burn through a passion. My name is Osamu Dazai, I have come to send my greeting!

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>>6183503
>And yet the gentleman keeps singing, not even giving her a glance. If anything, he seems more focused on the fire than he is on her.
Meramera to, yaki tsukuse... Ware no yobikake ni, kotae ima...

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>>6183448
You should be the one that's excused, pal! I mean...
It's very rude to ignore little girl, mister!
>>6183481
(Shit, it's one of those kids. Can't believe he has such a cute pet yet i don't. Oh well better keep up the act.)
The underworld? Did you bring back anything cool? Except for yourself of course!
>>6183499
You barely know me! I would've done things much differently? Alas, I must deal with the actions of idiots to this day.
>>6183503
Fire?
>A psychotic smirks reaches her face
Explosions are better!

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>>6183481
>The little nanomachines girl, was too preoccupied with the boy's hamsters to be an awe of his entrance.

Hamsters... very soft, and fluffy creatures. Makes humans feel... calm and giddy.
>>6183493
I see. Well, I must protect humans at all costs. While aiding them in things that will benefit humanity as a whole.
>>6183503
I see. I am sorry for over stepping my boundaries.

Do you need any assistance?

STOP FUCKING FAGGING MY WAIFUS HOSHI

YOU FUCKING CHUCKLEFUCK

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>>6183542
Sometimes our chief looks at people funny and they disappear a few days later. Other than that he's ok if you just stay away from him.

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>>6183425
Well, yes, and sheer durability, and a slight of telekinesis....
>"I am, I am! Hello, little girl~."
>>6183456
I certainly am not! I follow my mistress out of choice, as I always have! You're making quite the assumptions, sir.
>>6183481
>Elly gawks for a moment, before clearing her throat awkwardly
...Sir, you really shouldn't be resting in places light that.
>>6183503
...Miss? Is it something I said?
>>6183297
I think it has to do with the fact that there's more of them in Gensokyo, which would mean that there's fewer in the outside world...or something of the sort.
You're looking rather smug, sir. But thank you, either way.

>COmputer no.

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>>6183570
Ask not the newfriend how an oldfriend fags.

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Anything going on today, or is this a bad time?

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>>6183564
Smile faggot!!
I took your stupidity in the camera

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>>6183550
I apologize.
What would you like to talk about, little girl.
>>6183551
Will you assist of destroying the combine empire?
>>6183570
You may need to look into that. What district do you patrol usually?

>>6183583
>kissu

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>>6183481
....
>He touches the incredibly soft "fire".

If you say so! It's really, really warm!
>>6183499
>He runs makes a quick 360 after discovering the horrible truth, he runs towards your general direction.
>>6183574
Oh! So you wanted to be a slave, I see!
>He starts giggling.

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>>6183587
Depends on what you think of as bad, mate. There's no drama, but no game going on either.

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>>6183547
>she extinguishes the fire immidiately
Snap. Out of it!
>>6183550
That's more like it!
>>6183551
No, no I'm fine! I can handle these bakas.
>>6183545
Hiita. And Il recieve it and send mine!
>>6183574
No sorry just, so many people you know. What did you want to speak to me about?
>>6183587
A couple of pervs but nothing else.

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>>6183587
More characters are coming into this arena
Might be the best time to join in.

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>>6183587
Nothing bad is happening.
>>6183598
Only if it benefits humanity.

>>6183583
>kissu again

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>>6183610
No. Do you need any assistance with anything else? Anything at all?

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>>6183615
Just make sure that humans don't rebel against the combine empire.
>>6183628
Maybe soon
Maybe never

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>>6183610
Nothing can be compared to that heated greeting for sure!...that sort of took all of my energy of the night..Pleased to meet you regardless.

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>>6183583
Huh? What are you talking about?
>>6183598
Nah, he's allowed to do that, and city 17. Why?

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>>6183609
So it's actually peaceful for once...that's good.

>>6183610
Have you tried reporting them?

>>6183613
Oh great more people to kill each other mindlessly...just what we need.

>>6183615
Nothing good, either huh?

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>>6183550
No, "taking care of them" isn't all too different to telling them to piss off! And I'm not an idiot! Just because I had enough of those idiots screwing around and generally being twats...
>>6183574
Oh! Fewer firefly youkai in the outside world, but more in Gensokyo! That kind of helps clear things up, actually. It's still strange to hear it, in all honesty...
That's because me, Romania, and Norway are the only three people that can help you out with your troubles, love. I apologise if I seem smug, but such an occasion is simply... Refreshing. It makes me feel important for once.
>>6183602
...W-WHAT?!
>Unsure on if this is supposed to be an attack or anything, he just settles on running away from the boy just in case he's trying anything suspicious.
>>6183610
>Although he looks annoyed at the fire going out, he slowly turns his head towards the girl, singing all the while.
Orokanaru, monodomo wo... Guren no honoo de, yaki tsukuse...

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>>6183574
See? More than what I got!
>The girl walks over and inspects the new girl.
Hmm. When I heard vampire, I was expecting something taller and I guess, sexier. Nothing small and cute.
>>6183587
Hey there new guy! Nothing's happening which may be bad!
>>6183598
The armor! You have a lot for whatever this place is!
>>6183610
It's always a blast when I get to use them! If only the shit didn't cost too much. I would be using them all the time instead of bullets.
>>6183651
We'll be laughing stocks Britain! Is that what you wanted?

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>>6183648
Yeah, we're all just chilling out right now. Want a beer?

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>>6183640
Silence, pig in armored human clothing.

>>6183619
Save your love for the loveless.

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>>6183638
If this combine empire is not a threat to humanity, than I will make sure to quell the human rebellion.
>>6183648
Yes, good is happening either.

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>>6183661
I prefer being called a crow.

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>>6183587
Why would there be anything poor happening, sir? Good eve-ahem, morning.
>"Hello, girly-man, hello~."
>>6183602
...Pardon me? Someone such as her deserves a loyal guardian!
>>6183610
Well, I wanted to check up on you, really. After all, the last time I'd seen you, I was keeping you from being attacked by Miss Lorem, remember?
>>6183651
Ahem...no firefly youkai anywhere else.
...Oh. You're one of them, then.
>>6183659
I can't help that, I'm afrai-
>"Hey, hey, size isn't everything!"
Ooh, please be careful about that, miss.....

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>>6183512
Your position in the physical realm matters not when to me, woman. Come back when you surpass me on a spiritual level.
>>6183519
Trick? I've crawled through a mountain worth of dirt to finish my mission, and this little entrance was its consequence.
But I can't blame you for entering a constant state of awe after witnessing my magnificence.
>>6183523
Strange is an understatement! Use words that actually fits my existence! Like the being that just harnessed the power of the earth we stand on and is a living enigma!
>>6183535
I don't remember asking you to provide music for my entrance...but it is appreciated.
>>6183539
>The hamster retreats into Gundam's scarf to avoid the woman who reeks of alcohol
I had my reasons to become one with our the very ground, but those reasons are none of your concern.
>>6183550
Of course I did! That was my only reason to return to the place that gave birth to my terrifying existence!
>Gundam showcases the cage that he's been holding since the moment he made his glorious return
This is the only reason that forced me to become a ground dweller for a short period of time!
>>6183551
...
*cough* *cough*
Just as I said, I have returned from the world of the dead! Praise the ground that I step on or perish!
>>6183574
Tsk. I have no time to rest, and that is why I decided to actually follow my fate and descend into the darkness.
Of course you wouldn't understand that. You mortals do nothing but laze around all day...
>>6183602
Wh-What are you touching? Who gave you the permission to do so?

>>6183661
>kissu

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>>6183648
Yes but this lands lawless.
>>6183651
Oh for-
Fine il summon you a demon just speak normal already!
>>6183659
>shes a little stunned at hearing such a small girl swear like a sailor.
You're talking to a bonafide pyromancer y'know.
>>6183675
Oh yeah.... that.

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>>6183640
I don't remember any reports of disappearance of any human in city 17 in the last 1008 hours
Strange is it not?
>>6183648
Is there something wrong?
>>6183659
I need it for protection
Never know what's going to happen here.

>>6183661
>smacks ass

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>>6183677
>our the
I-I...Going on a hunt without proper rest was a mistake...

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>>6183677
Affirmative
I apologize, powerful being.

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>>6183659
I don't see it that way. In fact that's a good thing, right?

>>6183660
Uh, no thanks, I'm not old enough.

>>6183675
Oh no...not her.

>>6183683
Doesn't mean you can't at least enforce some order.

>>6183684
I dislike unnecessary bloodshed, that's all.

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>>6183651
>he stops mid pursuit and takes a quick little break of his own.

HAAAA~ Nice lil' break!

>he whistles and hops back into the fray.

Oh yeah, what was I doing again? ....
>He shrugs.

I forgot. Wait where am I exactly?
>>6183675
YOU! Must be a really loyal slave then, throwing your freedom away for your mistress or whatever!
>>6183677
Can you pipe it down here, I'm playing with these hamsters you idiot!

>He pets one of the hamsters and whips out a quick little treat.

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>>6183677
>It takes her a minute, but she soon acknowledges the boy's presence.
Hello. If you wish for me to praise you, I must hear out your name.

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>>6183684
They don't go on the reports

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>>6183677
This mission wouldn't have anything to do with a trip to Hot Topic, would it? Because you seem like kind of a tryhard, mate.

>>6183709
Huh, really? More for me then!
>He pulls a cool can from his back pocket, opens it and begins sipping.

>>6183672
Call yourself what you wish. It is as meaningless as dressing yourself as what you are not, with words instead of clothing.

>>6183677
Come back you say? Speaks the one who slithers between this world and the underworld. It appears you have much more to concern yourself with than spirit. The proof of my spirit lies in all that is beneath me, you included, the Underworld and every grain of dirt that desecrates your impure body. I have nowhere to come back from, the world is already under my subjugation. The might of the Kiryuins.

What do you think we should call the next generation of avafags?

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>>6183683
Ahem, yes, that. Are you alright, still? I've heard you're a bit of a troublemaker, after all.
>>6183677
A youkai is far from mortal, sir.
>She slowly stands up, and rests her scythe on her shoulder.
And that sounds rather...childish, you realize, yes?
>>6183709
Her.
>"Me~."
>The vampire tosses him a metal wine glass, grinning like an idiot.
>>6183712
It's not slavery, sir! We're a family!

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I heard somebody made an entry post in this thread.

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>>6183659
Laughingstocks? Yeah, right! If anything, they'd do their hardest not to collapse because I did the thing that everyone else was considering but never actually did - leave the European Union! They'll take things seriously for once! It's a good thing within something initially bad - you'll see it eventually, love!
>>6183675
...So, most of them are in Gensokyo, then? I'm afraid I'm still a bit lost on a few things, love.
>The gentleman's eyes widen, looking at the girl in concern.
"One of them"? L-Love, please tell me I didn't do anything wrong. You don't think I'm crazy, do you? Please, oh, God, please...
>>6183683
>The gentleman tilts his head and nods, but settles on chanting something instead, grinning all the while.
Santra ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana intrakantera! Santra ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana intrakantera!
>>6183712
>The gentleman just looks at the boy, not knowing what to say. Instead, he just sighs.
I have no idea where we are, either. I don't even know what you were doing before then, lad. Arguing about Scandinavia or something? I forgot quite quickly.

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>>6183677
.. It's my business if something I wanted just gets grabbed by someone else.. I suppose I'm used to that happening though..
>Haku's eyes follow the creature's journey into the man's scarf, her expression unchanged as she takes a drink from the bottle in her hand.

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>>6183741

>tfw you bus a nut so hard it gives you a migraine.

>>6183741
>kissu
>smacks ass
ship when?

>>6183742
fetusfags

>>6183742
newfags

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>>6183709
I don't believe it is unnecessary bloodshed
If people are entering themselves in arenas then there must be a great prize because of it.
>>6183723
I must speak to your chief
where is your chief, he must have forgotten to do his reports.

>>6183755
>mfw i have a migrane already
atop busting nuts you fuck

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>>6183741
Man, looking at you is making my arrest quota look small... I'll go get Mike so he can get it on his too

>>6183750
>kissus more

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>>6183709
Look last time that happened smartass bad things came with it too.
>>6183743
Yes Im fine! And stop believing that, ive never been that!
>>6183747
>she creates a runic circle of fire around the man, intense enough to drown out his singing
HAVE FUN!

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>>6183763
Oh he didn't forget. And I wouldn't. Seeing higher ups is always a bad idea.

>>6183742
non-anime avafags

>>6183750
>smacks ass

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>>6183728
How do you think this looks when you can't come up with a proper insult?

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>>6183771
Oi.
>Kissus you on the mouth

>>6183750
>licks face

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>>6183675
Eh, wouldn't want that shit anyway. People would think I'm a monster as well and try to hunt me. I'll still kill them but that shit's not worth my time or money. Noted. It's nothing against you. I just met many other vamps like that.
>>6183677
(He's got style, I admit. May actually make looking at him fun)
What is it? What is it? I can barely think straight with your awesome power!
>>6183683
That right? Hey, ever thought of making some cash?
>>6183684
Th-that makes sense! Wish I had some for me, hahahaha!
(Damn it! I can't find a crack in it!)
>>6183709
I wouldn't know really. I'm new here so I haven't seen anything.
>>6183747
>The girl decides the butterflies around her is more interesting than the country
Better hope you're right. Don't want people to not take me seriously for being from you.

>>6183776
cause, you know, if its a girl its fine, even if they are OOC always

>>6183742
A new hope.

I want to inseminate Satsuki-sama

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>>6183780
It wasn't meant to be an insult. I was just telling it how it is.
>takes another sip

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>>6183747
Nearly all of them. They can only survive so long outside of it, after all.
And it's not that I doubt you, sir. I simply have, ah...poor experiences with them.
>>6183771
Miss. She nearly killed you twice. I only stepped in because I owe your sister a great deal, but it's not likely I'll be around if something like that happens again.
>>6183789
Oh, certainly not! Having an ability is perfectly common among humans!
>"Hrmpf. All my size went in to my wings, kehehe."
>She detaches herself from Elly, and holds out one of the glasses.

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>>6183728
I'm sorry, I don't think we met. I'm Vice Admiral Garma Zabi. Who are you?

>>6183743
You aren't going to pick me up again, are you?

>>6183763
I won one game...all I got was a pat on the back, not worth the pain and suffering in my opinion.

>>6183771
Elaborate.

>>6183789
I hate to tell you this, but this place is really dangerous. I don't think it's a good place for a little girl.

>>6183815
That's my job! I want to make sweet and passionate love to Satsuki-sama, then hold her in a tight embrace after we're finished.

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>>6183742

THE LIST

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>>6183816
>reads the chatlog aloud
"This mission wouldn't have anything to do with a trip to Hot Topic, would it?"
Tell me about this. How do you supposed a pirate knows about Hot Topic? It almost seems like you don't care.

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>>6183768
Even your almost insignificant work cleaning after trivial matters is somewhat a contribution to this world. Take pride in your place in society.

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ayy

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>>6183742
The New Breed

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>>6183775
If he is not forgetting that means that he purposely not filing his reports
After tonight I will speak to him privately.
>>6183789
I don't understand how that is funny.
>>6183820
That is just one game
There must be a game that gives you a great prize.

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>>6183820
The name's Matt! Nice to meet you, mate! Hold on... You aren't old enough to drink, yet you're a Vice Admiral?

>>6183829
Mate, it's the 21st century, everyone knows about Hot Topic. And you're right, I really don't care.

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>>6183840
>smacks ass
>kissu on cheek
i love you satsuki

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>>6183747
I feelin--...feeling kinda' tired now! Your norse sounds really funny... it's 1000-somethingish and you look really weird like an idiot, but I can't blame you English people for trying.

>He drops dead asleep with drool seeping across his face.
>>6183743
I'm tired! And I don't care! You're a slave! I'm right! You're wrong.

>He runs off into the distance.

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>>6183742
>The Gorey Generation

>...Nah, egotism ain't cool.

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>>6183820
>"Kehehe, that was just to spook you, silly~. That was some good thinking back then, it was!"
>Elly lets out an audible sigh of relief, as Kurumi offers out what looks like a bottle of wine.
>>6183854
You most certainly aren't!
...Ugh.

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>>6183841
LMAO

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>>6183850
Well "mate" I think you should know that I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm here with Dateline NBC's To Catch a Cancer.
>the camera crew comes out of the woodworks, filming the flamboyant pirate
Do you have anything to say for yourself?

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>>6183771
>You would think that it would get him to stop singing, but no, if anything, he's singing more passionately. Whether he's lost it or just taking the piss is up to interpretation.
Meramera to, moyaki tsukuse! Sumi kara sumi made sono gouka de!
>>6183789
>The gentleman takes offense at this, but decides not to comment on it to not look bad.
Of course not, love. We're the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. If they laugh at us, they may as well be laughing at every great country in the world. We have guts, unlike them.
>>6183819
Oh, nearly all of them live in Gensokyo! I feel especially saft for not understanding such a simple concept. My apologies, love.
...Poor experiences? If I were to guess, a certain blonde-haired man said something extremely stupid. I suppose I should apologise on his behalf since he's my little brother. Apologies.
>>6183854
It takes one to know one, lad. Wait... 1000-something? It's... It's 2016, so what... Oh, no. I think that something bad just happened, but I don't know what.
>The gentleman sighs.
Good night, lad, and God bless you.

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>>6183840
>kissu
>puts finger in your butt
GIRUGAMESH

>>6183742

The KFC Bucket List!

>I'm really missing The Colonel currently!

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>>6183704
Kukukukuku. Every time a mortal accepts their inferiority to me, I feel this light sensation in my chest.
I forgive your mistake...for now. Don't do something so foolish ever again, and maybe I will allow you to live.
>>6183712
>Without a second through Gundam smacks away the ?child's? hand and gives him a death stare
>He delivers his next line with a surprisingly serious tone
Don't you dare to ruin the diet of my minions, or I will feed your innards to the hounds of Hell.
>>6183717
>Clearly annoyed by the girl's words the Supreme Overlord complies
Hah. You don't know my name? You don't know the name of the being who will be the end of humanity?
I'm Gundam Tanaka! Supreme Overlord of Ice! Master of the Dark Arts! The Ultimate Breeder!
And you better not forget that name, because it's the name of the demon who will rule over this world!
>>6183741
>The Ultimate Breeeder shrugs and accompanies it with a grin
The mere thought of Gundam Tanaka being under the subjugation of a worthless woman like you is an entertaining joke.
It was suposed to be one of those, right? A simple joke? Because if you truly believe that your existence could measure up to mine, you're probably just another mortal who lost their mind.
>>6183743
Yes, I do know that a yokai is not a mortal, but we are talking about you, a simple woman.
Because it's clear that you're nothing but a mortal, who uses a weapon that only the dark one should carry!
>>6183748
You wanted? You wanted to capture my minion? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a foolish thought. Nothing unexpected from a mortal!
>Annoyed by the girl's gaze, Gundam pulls his scarf up to hide his familiars even more
>>6183789
That's something I can't reveal...Just think about it. This being's been hidden in the ground for so long that it infused with its powers!
If sunlight touches its skin, it would go mad and would end up bringing true hell to this place!

>Hoshi reveals ava
>Suddenly all this attention

>I'm a literal who forever

>page number 7
what the fuck

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>>6183854
Farewell.

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>>6183783
>high impact tsun noises

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>kissu
>smacks ass
>kissu
>smacks ass
>kissu
>smacks ass
>kissu
>smacks ass
>kissu
>smacks ass

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>>6183840
Nah... I just want to clock in and clock out and maybe get payed.
>>6183847
It isn't a report. That stuff isn't supposed to go on them.
If you killed him it wouldn't be all bad though

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>>6183900
kys kk

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>>6183847
What sort of prize do you wish for? What could possibly be worth the death and murder?

>>6183850
Aha It's sort of a long story, You see I'm a prince to my people's nation. But I'll have you know I didn't earn my stripes through nepotism.

>>6183871
So I take it you two are partners, yeah I remember now. What a dynamic duo.

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>>6183900
Affirmative

who is Hoshi and what does he do?

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>>6183874
>The pirate waves to the cameras before turning his attention back to the man
That's not a real show, mate... Right? And I thought Chris Hansen spent all his time catching pedophiles all day... You know, this is getting more and more suspicious by the second.

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>>6183920
What is a kk..? I've been hearing those words a lot, especially when I make my presence known...yet nobody dares to explain it to me.

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>>6183819
Probably in your world. Having something as simple as psychokinesis will have most people trying to lynch you. Those could be bigger as well but who cares? Let's open this shit up!
>>6183820
Trust me, mister! I can handle myself with most things. So, how dangerous does this place get?
>>6183847
I only laugh when I'm thinking about something! Your armor is real good! I don't see any openings at all!
>>6183878
The guts to do something real stupid. But enough about that mess. Tell me what's your least favorite countries.
>>6183900
That sounds real scary! But real cool!
>With wide eyes, the girl gets way closer than she needs to.
Show me!
(Psst! Just how far is this moron gong to take it?)

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>mfw hoshi ships his satsuki with king knight's gundam

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>>6183900
>The girl's eyes widen as the boy mentioned he would be the one that ends humanity. As a responses, she tries to change her arm into a drill, but due to lack of sleep, she couldn't perform such a task.

Damn it... Gundam Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice and Master of the Dark Arts. Know this. If you dare try to bring any harm to humanity, I shall end your life swiftly...

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>>6183948
What do you think I'm doing right now "mate".

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>the state of hg right now

>>6183966
Got to keep the dog on a leash.

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>>6183878
But of course, sir.
>She twitches a bit, the smile on her face faltering
And a silver-haired one only added to it, sir.
>>6183902
>What the fuck indeed.
>>6183900
....
>She stares at him for a long, hard moment
Well, then you'd know that a human would have no hope of picking up a weapon that a youkai carries, because of the sheer difference in physical strength, yes?
>>6183927
We always have been, sir.
>The vampire shakes the bottle a bit
>"Mmhmm. Come here, come here!"
>>6183953
Our "protector" has, ah...the ability to float, if I recall. Nearly everyone of some worth has one, really.
>Kurumi uncorks the bottle with her teeth, and fills one of the cups before holding it out with a grin

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>>6183966
>mfw used up all my ship points on souda accidentally and nothing came out of it

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>>6183900
It's no concern of mine what delusion the dirt under my heels indulge themselves in. Should you have difficulty telling joke from reality, I suggest you spend another few days in the dirt to think about. This joke is very, very real. I on one hand have every right to laugh, on the other, you should take care in what you laugh at, it just might be yourself.

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>>6183900
>She finally decides to stand up, leaning down and dusting off her knees.
I wouldn't say capture.. I just wanted to pet it.

>>6183987
Negro, if that dog's loyal, he don't need a leash.

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>>6183927
Nepotism... Not familar with that word, honestly. But why's a prince working for the army? Shouldn't you have a royal guard or something similar?

>>6183980
Are you implying I'm a pedophile? I'll have you know that I personally take offense to that.

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>>6183998
I tried to help you nigga.

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>>6183998
>mfw realizing my ship was a mistake

>>6184013
Letting a dog walk by himself is illegal. The leash needs to be tight.

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>>6183919
It is bad
Our job is to enslave the human, we only kill the rebels and people who resist
If we kill humans our empire crumbles due to lack of earth's valuable resources.
>>6183927
A higher rank
That is what I wish for.
>>6183953
I see
It is pretty funny if you think about it
I understand your humor now.

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>>6184017
Don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday night then to message little anime girls and ask them to do explicit acts with you?
I want to know what you're thinking here. It's boggling my mind.

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>>6184023
>mfw realizing shipping in general was the biggest mistake of hg

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>>6184023
>They're all mistakes
>super fun mistakes to laugh about and use the fuck it adjustment with
>like right now I'm doing the fuck it adjustment and posting with yukine

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>>6183953
But guts nonetheless. I'm quite proud of what we have. Anyway... Least favourite countries? Hm...
>The gentleman shrugs.
France, that's for sure. My relationship with America isn't the best. I surprisingly don't have any enemies at all...
>>6183988
>The gentleman's eyes widen as he makes a few connections.
...R-Russia? He did something extremely stupid as well? I... I didn't expect him to ever do that, frankly. I suppose there is a first time for everything... I do wonder what else those two have gotten into. It's nice knowing my little brother is still a twit after all these years.

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>>6183919
And so the days go in the life of the commoner.

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>>6184022
>mfw Wiggins lies to my face

>>6184023
>tfw you'll never get to take your ship out on a day and leave them there to pay for the meal as you try to leave through the restroom window because you don't have enough money for the bill and you don't want to embarrass yourself because you know if you tell her she'll think less of you and eventually leave you for a more promising ship with a better looking avatar

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>Falls into a coma
>Only a kiss from my flaming sissy can awaken this maiden

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>>6183953
Well you got all sorts of monsters like vampires and zombies. Not to mention the psychopaths with special powers. I think you are over your head.

>>6183988
Uh Uh, no. I don't trust you one bit.


>>6184017
It's sort of a family tradition. We Zabi's are fighters! Besides...I can't stand idly by and do nothing while my people suffer from tyranny.

What's with the uniform? It's ancient.

>>6184029
That's it really? No riches or fame? Just a promotion. I don't know if that's admirable or foolish.

>>6184063
>k-kissu

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>>6184057
You got a busted memory or you a liar

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>>6184078
Why do you insist on lying to my face Wiggy?

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>>6184064
My next rank is general
If I get promoted I will have command of an entire army
A strong army

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>>6183988
>She takes it eagerly and has a little sip from it.
Just what I needed after a brutal day. You're a good one vamp! If there's ever a hit on you, I will make it a little less painful. That right? Your humans are not as basic bitches like mine are then.
>>6184029
Glad you do! Say, those eyes must be a weakspot of it though. Am I right?
>>6184042
Don't care about the frogs either. Most things really. Guess you could say I have no enemies either.
>>6184063
Uh oh! Looks like someone needs a wake up shot!
>>6184064
Monsters? Psychopaths? Good...
I-i mean... sounds real scary sir! Someone must take care of them, right?

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>>6184042
Ahem, yes. In fact, a fair number of your ilk have managed to make people angry here, I'm afraid, sir.
>>6184064
I think you impressed her, sir.... If you'd like, I could prove it's safe to drink.
>"Come ooonnn, girlymaaaan."

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>>6184029
He only makes annoying ones dissapear... I hope he never meats Eddie, then my side job would dissapear.
>>6184047
It's not so bad, Eddie hooks me up and I get to confiscate things and make petrol bombs for safety videos

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>>6184033
Right now I'm thinking you got the wrong guy. I have never asked any little girls here for anything. Most I've ever done is flash freeze one and then socked her one to unfreeze her. You can ask her right now, actually.

>>6184064
Oh so you're whole family's like a bunch of royal warriors! That's pretty cool and it's noble of you to fight for the people. As for my outfit, I've had it for a while now and it's been through a good scrape or two. It's about time I changed my wardrobe I think.

>>6184063
...
>Taps corpse with his foot

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I remember when I used to have a friend that would actually reply to me with words, now he doesn't talk to me at all or he says "k" and nothing else.

>>6184063
>holds pillow over face

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>>6184089
>>6184079

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>>6183930
Your will...it is surprisingly weak. It's also surprisng to meet a human that would bow down before my will.
Th-This must be a trick! You want me to lower weaken my concentration, so you would have an opportunity to strike me down!
>Gundam strikes a pose
But you were wrong when you thought that would be this easy, trash!
>>6183953
>After realizing that the crimson woman is a possible source of danger Gundam holds the cage even closer
Stay back you fool! You can't even begin to imagine the forces that are in play in this situation!
>>6183966
>>6183987
I appreciate this tribute, mortals. Now I don't have to buy any salt for my next meal.
>>6183970
You're welcome to try, but by the looks of it you won't be much of a challenge.
After all, ending someone like you would be just like taking out the trash. Something that one must do, but would be disgusting.
>>6183988
That's not how it works, because even a human could muster up such strength by unlocking their hidden potential.
Just take a look at me, woman. This isn't even my final form, but just a simple shell that I use to contain my hidden powers!
>>6184006
Why would I laugh at myself? EVER? Out of the two of us, it's clear that I'm the one who sees this world as it truly is, while you just drown yourself in delusions.
It's fairly simple, no? So why in the Nine Circles of Hell would I laugh at my own existence?
>>6184007
That's even worse! A single touch could transfer my poisonous blood into your body!
A single touch...that's all it takes to make your flesh melt and your bones crumble.

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>>6184063
>grope

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>>6184078
>>6184093
>>6184103
>Stays comatose
>>6184111
>Is slipping into death from the lack of oxygen
>>6184118
>Starts having a pervy ass dream

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>>6184112
I don't need this. Try to help a nigga out, and for what? Fuck you.
>He starts walking off

>>6183901
>hoshi reveals ava
Who?

>>6184114
Forgot dog food has salt. Thanks Breeder.

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>>6184093
I have no eyes.
>>6184097
Eddie?

I must go, I have reports of a rebel attack in sector 12-6
Goodbye

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>>6184114
But.. I'm not effected by poison.. I drink as much to kill several people even..
>She meets his gaze and tears up slightly.
Let me pet the hamster..

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>>6184093
>"Kehehe, you wouldn't be the first to try, silly~."
>She pours herself a glass as well. Elly lays her scythe down, which sort of just starts floating in the air, and sits on top of it.
They certainly are, miss. After all, might makes right, and all that. The only strong human fighter I can think of without one is...hm. Ah, yes! That young magician, Marisa! I've heard she's gotten where she is with nothing more than sheer hard work.
>>6184114
Then this should be a simple matter, shouldn't it? If I was lying, this is a perfectly normal scythe, and I'm a perfectly normal woman. If you are, then....
>She holds the scythe out, handle-first.
Certainly this would prove the point, either way, yes?

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>>6184138
Forget I said anything
bye

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>>6184114
Once I regain my strength and power... I shall decimate you. For the sake of humanity and it's future... I must do so.
>With saying those words, the little girl turns her back towards the boy, and begins to slowly walk away. Holding her scarf close to her mouth.

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>>6184129
Lying, lying, lying.

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>>6184114
The nine circles of hell, you say?

Why in the world are there nine? What about the circles of heaven? Are we allowed to laugh at you in those?

I'd hand out a three star uniform to the person who can answer these questions. That person certainly isn't you, he who points and claims delusion based on his own delusions.

>>6184169
>As though karma is real and can hear Subaru, a plane falls from the sky and crash lands in a manner which ensures Subaru's wounds are fatal, but extremely painful, and will take hours to kill him

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>>6184093
Then I suppose that is a good thing. You see, love, I get into fights, but I don't have any enemies, either. Is that supposed to be a good thing, or is that bad?
>>6184094
...
>The gentleman takes a deep breath.
Righto. America is still an idiot, so there's nothing new there. It's not my place to interfere with things like these, but has he at least taken any measures to apologise for it, love?

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>>6184126
Hmm....

>Pulls out a cool can of beer and rests it on her forehead

>>6184131
>>6184180

>>6184188
Never seen them before

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>>6184091
Oh really? You look more like a common foot soldier.

>>6184093
They sort of take care of themselves actually. They take pleasure in fighting to the death. I can't understand how some of these people live with themselves. Like I said, it's not safe here.

>>6184094
>He hesitantly walks forward, with a hand on his holster.
Don't try anything funny!

>>6184103
Oh so you are a fighter as well, a sentinel if you will.

>>6184192
Newfag.

>>6184197
Nah.

>>6184201
Newfag

>>6184188
>>6184192
Me either.

Also, KLK is shit. -50 points for shit taste, hosh.

>>6184202
Newfag

Ship two avas in this thread.

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>>6184195
Sentinel, eh? I've always been called a hero, but... Sentinel's not sounding so bad either...
>He grins and takes another sip

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>>6184114
(He's making this easier! Just make it look convincing...)
>The girl purposefully trips herself over.
Oh no, watch ouuuuuuuuuut!
>She takes off the blanket as she hits the ground.
>>6184126
Still not up? Ah well.
>Setting her basket down, she takes an Uzi out of it.
>>6184138
(That thing has to have some weakness. Other than boring me to putting a bullet in my head)
Stay safe, mister!
>>6184155
I would be the first to succeed. But I have nothing against you. Specially since you brought me this.
>The girls takes a larger gulp of the red liquid
Ah! That shit is probably able to be learned and the humans that didn't are just jealous. Wouldn't put it past them.
>>6184184
Fuck if I know. Guess people would come to you due to being a neutral. Sounds boring.
>>6184195
People would do a lot of stuff just to entertain themselves. I don't question things like that unless it gets in the way of my job.

>>6184215
Newfag

>>6184206
I bet you watch Jojo.

>>6184239
Jojo is shit

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>>6184108
I talked to that friend the first time on a certain communications device when I lost a very close friend, he helped me through that tough time as we talked all night and the morning after. He became a dear friend of mine, we spoke constantly and it never grew old, I enjoyed talking to him more than he knew. Unfortunately that slowly began to dwindle away, I became more and more depressed and I hid in my shell, hiding myself from the people I had once loved. I talked to none of the people I had cared about for weeks upon weeks, those relationships slowly began to die, die, and die. I felt myself slipping away from this place, from the people, from the friends I had made. I reached out to the friends I had abandoned, only to find out they were no longer the people I once knew. The man who worked at the market and could enter the devices known as televisions, we had drifted so far apart that we were at each other's throats. A friend of mine I had considered dear, he grew apart from me and no longer felt like we were friends.Then there's the man in the gold armor, the one who spent all morning and night speaking to me. He lost his voice and became silent, he no longer felt as if he could speak to me. The only word that comes out of his mouth towards me to this day is "k".I hang my head because of this, losing such a dear friend. Fortunately, I had managed to repair the relationship with the man who could enter televisions. I still wish to mend the relationship with the man in gold armor, but I don't think he will ever forgive me for abandoning him. Farewell, my dear friend in gold armor. I shall miss you.

>>6184216
yuno x aikawa
hoshi x aussa
matt x nat - no, lance or whatever the fuck his name was
subaru x noose
wiggins x >>6184138
haku x cancer
anon x adachi

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>>6184226
Quite boring, but the arguments I have with others make up for it a lot. In fact, just yesterday I had a good argument with two other people! You should've seen it, poppet - it was absolutely amazing!
...All in all, I'm extremely cynical towards others. It's fun being the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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>>6184132
>Gundam pats the back of the "Anonymous"
Calling me a dog won't make one, and I don't intend to accept your words. I won't let this be my Day of Defeat!
But I'm certain that it would be acceptable to call you trash...because you're nothing but that.
>>6184150
I said no! I took my time, and used your mortal language, so at least try to understand it, cur!
If you refuse to give up on this foolish plan of yours, I will be forced to remove you from the cycle of life and death!
>>6184155
>Gundam stares at the weapon that the woman is holding out for him to take, and only after that short period of silence starts to talk
HAH! That's it! I saw right through your plan!
>Gundam strikes a pose and points at the woman
You never had a chance to fool me, woman!
>>6184164
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That was a nice line...
>>6184180
So now you're trying to bend reality to make it fit your delusions? You want to force the thought of me being delusional on the world?
I would call this entertaining, but it just feels like a pathetic attempt at trying to devalue my supreme words
>>6184226
>As the blanket is draged off from the cage, for a split second a mole can be seen in it in the middle of its nap, but the next moment the cage is hidden once again, but this time it is covered by Gundam's jacket
...
That was close...Too close...

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>>6184252
That's a woman, right?

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>>6184247
CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEN!!