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HG Thread
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>>6160701
Hold your tongue when you speak to me.
>>6160706
I would have been more surprised if it was not a bait game.
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>>6160719
No, you're not! You're rude and not nice!
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>>6160667

I am being nice to you. If this makes you sad and upset then I don't know what to say.

>>6160706
Again with that magic mumbo jumbo. This is why I hate magic, too much result for no effort at all, the lazy way out if you ask me
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>>6160731
What's rude about me saying you have an odd way of dressing up for a boy?
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>>6160709
>gets naked
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>>6160697(aikawa)
But i don't have any money ~
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>>6160743
You don't like me...
>>6160758
Then give me new blanket and underwear.
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>>6160480
Huh? That's a good pair... of sharp teeth? I suppose.
>then she stuffs the girl's mouth with a tomato.
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>>6160769
I don't like or hate you. I simply don't care about you. I don't get paid for it.
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>>6160737
>>6160719
I've spent years of my life training under an evil spirit, innate power or not! I'm a damn ENGINEER, too! Just because we can't suplex boulders doesn't mean we're lazy! Actually...with the right magic you could do that too, hehehe.
>>6160717
Aaand you still bothered commenting on it?
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>>6160793
!
>takes out a small wallet and counts his coins
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>>6160771
>She bites down, and the tomato kind of explodes from the pressure, for lack of a better word
Bleeegh! They're fangs, silly!
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>>6160803
Should I not have and remained silent? I see you must wish for me to be quiet.
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>>6160803
Why would I want to lift a bloody boulder? I don't want to look like an ogre, crivens!
I like my slender build, thank you very much!
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>>6160754
Why do we not have someone ava this man?
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>>6160769
Ok ~
>gives you a blanket and a Strawberry underwear
Don't ask where i get this
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>>6160836
>gets under the blanket and puts them on
it will do... thanks. Don't eat them again!
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>>6160818
You really are an idiot if you think my friendship can be bought.
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>>6160717
On the contrary, you don't have to hold your tongue when you're with me.
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>>6160825
Eh, wouldn't really know. It kinda just seems gripe-y when you do that, you know?
>>6160826
Oh, come on, it's a figure of speech. Besides, I've seen way smaller people that could uproot trees with their bare hands. Either way, have fun with that stuff, I suppose.
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>>6160829
Go home, troll under the bridge.
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>>6160849
What do you want? A hug? Or two?
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>>6160829
Why do you not kys?
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>>6160860
No, go out into the sunlight you magical girl loving faggot.
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>>6160845
Of course i'm not going to eat especially THOSE
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>>6160855
Two days and it's all gone. I owe ya one, Shrimpy!
And you ought to give that butter knife a name. Any good blade deserves one.


>>6160869
For you to leave me alone. Hug me and I'll punch your nose untill it falls off!
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>>6160885
She's waiting for the wolf dick
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who is the best anime girl?
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>>6160889
The magical girl life wasn't chosen for me The magical life chose me.
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If you joined HG 6 years ago who would you be avafagging?
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>>6160885
Cause I'm already dead. Is my arrpee good yet?
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>>6160911
If you keep it to one can a day, they should last you a week, at least.
...I would, but...yeah, I'm not that good with names, if you hadn't realized. Kinda runs in the family, actually.
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>>6160892
I'm sorry, what?
>>6160911
Fine... I-I hate you too!!
>runs away
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>have to rebuild my folders
Goodbye HG
In the meanwhile, I'll start hosting, 24? New thread?
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>>6160932
>Digimon or Code Lyoko
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>>6160932
6 years ago I was 12, I'd probably be fagging Sasuke or Cream the rabbit.
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>>6160823
...And you waste down that food? I don't care if you got fangs or if you're some kind of a winged rat on a human shape, wasting food just for showing off is a stupid move.
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>>6160929
You made all of those choices yourself. You only have yourself to blame for loving those loli.
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>>6160954
same thread, 36
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>>6160916
Feel free to join if you want.
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>>6160954
24, here is fine.
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>>6160942
A bad name is still better then no name. Don't tell me a builder like you can't think of a catchy name....That's pretty lame, to be honest.

>>6160948
Oh grow a backbone PLEASE! See you never, kid.
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>>6160948
The blanket and the underwears are of someone i know ~
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>>6160954
Oh that would be great, keeping it here is fine
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>>6160963
You're the one who shoved it in my face, you stupid human~.
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>>6160932
>Optimus Prime
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>>6161000
What, who? Did you steal them?
>>6160992
Hope you're happy!!
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>>6160932
NO
I would stopped the others from avatarfagging/roleplaying from the beginning
>if only
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edgy 12 year old me... huh
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>>6161027
The blanket and the underwears are of my sister ~.
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>>6160954
Yep and yep.
>>6160992
No, I'm serious, you don't get just how back our family is with names. I'm a scientist and my name mean's science, my older sister is too, and her name is my name with a "ko" at the end, and my ultimate machine is called after a monster and a LETTER.
>She clears her throat
I'd rather hear the person I got it from's suggestions, anyways.
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>>6161008
Hey! Don't blame me if you wanted to threaten me with said pair of teeth!
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>>6160916
Hey hey hey!! who wants play a HG?
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>>6161062
Who? I don't know her!
Do you have a picture?
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>>6160932
(Probably something from Bleach or Soul Eater anime. Eventually some character from Witcher universe.)
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>>6161027
Trying to guilt trip me isn't working. You said I didn't dress like a girl at all and I mostly kept my cool.

>>6161069
STOP MAKING EXCUSES! An honest but bad effort is much better than an halfarsed one. Nobody likes quitters.

...Do you want me to give it a name?
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>>6160932
Something Dark Souls related or Halo related
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>>6160932
Frankly, no idea.
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>>6161070
Can you blaame me? I'm hungry.
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>>6161074
Stop spamming your games
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>>6161074
It's already full it seems.
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>>6161104
Doesn't seem right rushing to give it one instead of finding one that has a good bit of meaning behind it.
>She clears her throat awkwardly
But sure, I'll at least hear you out. I guess she'd probably just call it "stabber" anyhow.
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>>6161092
Of course!
>Gives you a picture
The girl in the left is my sister ~
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>>6161108
>Halo probably
>or Anemone
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>>6161108
>Jon Snow


>>6161143
First of all, it's black steel. Well curved. Reminds me of a dark moon.
....Darkmoon? No wait! Nightfall! What about that? Once you stab someone with it, it's lights out for them!
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>>6161132
Sorry friend. There was confusion if anyone had posted it. So we ended up with 2 people posting it. We will try to not have it happen again!
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>>6161149
Oh... she doesn't look bad...
I hope she's not going to miss them!
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>>6160413
I apologize for the wait but it seems like they don't want me talking again. That is a good question, sir.
>>6160932
>Probably another character from KOF and Mizore.
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>>6161114
You're hungry? ...You could have asked me instead of doing that stupid face anyways.

I guess I still have my Lunch around, even if it's just a Salad.
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>>6160932
Something from Bleach, Oblivion, MapleStory, or Halo.
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Oh and if you don't mind, can I get a link to the Hosthelper website?
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>>6161200
Kehehe, don't be silly, that's not what vampires eat.
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>>6161194
Paula is from KOF right?
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>>6161208
http://hgtools.neocities.org/

got your back
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>>6161180
>Friend
I dont even know who are you
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>>6161173
>She blinks a bit, clearly taken aback
...Alright, I'll admit, I wasn't expecting you to have a gift for this stuff.
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Oh shit! no HG right now...

>Plunges
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>>6161229
>kissu
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>>6161223
Can I not call people friend? Sorry if I offended you.
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Like, totally.
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>>6161200
Did you eat your vegetables ?
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>>6161225
...Blame my father. He also has the hobby of nicknaming people. And my sweet tooth is also his fault.
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>>6161189
Of course not ~. she has another one of those ~
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>>6161238
Ignore that dickbag
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>>6161213
>Yeah but she didn't come into the series until the newest game. If she wasn't created, it would probably be King, Kim or Vice.
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>>6161258
Its fine. A reaction like that could be expected since you guys have quite a few trolls.
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>>6161256
But... now you owe her yours.
You know, because you stole hers and have them away.
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>>6161202
>mfw roleplaying a bleach character 6 years ago
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>>6161229
....
What?
>>6161255
How come you come up with all this stuff for a weapon, but you call me "Shrimpy"?
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>>6160932
My Sonic OC
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>>6161209
Yeah, that's why your teeth are sticking out of your mouth...? so, you just want that stuff or do you rather go starve without eating anything?

>>6161254
You don't need to keep worrying about that stuff, I've eaten something before going here...

...But I'm sure that girl with huge bat wings would want something to eat, she's starving and doesn't accept any of my offers.
>She points at that girl.
>>6161209
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>>6161287
Because you are short. Or would you rather have me call you Shorty? Mouse? Rat? Flea?

Honestly, you got off lightly with Shrimpy.
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>>6161274
is not going to get angry at me anyways ~
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>>6160932
Probably Tony Stark.
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>>6161287
>>6161234
Dont pay me attention, just waiting to play
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>>6161307
I only get sustenance from one thing, silly.
>She reaches out and touches the woman's neck with a single finger.
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First 24/36 for R.I.P. my old computer and thank god I saved some of my files on a cloud
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>>6161347
Fighter
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>>6161347
Sanae Kochiya

You should be able to recover the data on the hard drive
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>>6161347
Littletale Asgore

>That's rough. What happened?
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>>6161332
Rrrriiiight.
>>6161309
My name works just fine...honestly, all of that's just plain hurtful. It's not like I've got a choice in being short, I literally STOPPED growing!
>>6161347
Rika
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>>6161347
King Kaito
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>>6161347
Jeff Gordon
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>>6161347
Squigly

May it have a good rest.
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>>6161347
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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>>6161347
Selena
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>>6161347
Korekiyo Shinguji
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>>6161347
ALL MIGHTY LOAF
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>>6161347
Respect paying Rinoa

F
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>>6161307
... Tomorrow I wanna be with you when you'll eat them. Gotcha ?

>>6161209
So, I've been told you're starving but don't accept any offers.
You better take her offers or I'll make you eat the ground. I mean it.

>>6161347
Kagamine Len
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>>6161347
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
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>>6161310
o-oh, you're lucky then.
>cuddles up in the blanket
I think I'm going to sleep now...
>looks at her
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>>6161347
Rawberry
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>>6161347
Amezo
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>>6161347
Reigen Arataka

>FFFFF
>F
>FFFFF
>F
>F
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>>6161347
Sorons
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>>6161347
Emmy Altava
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>>6161347
Kuromaru
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>>6161347
Shalashaska
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>>6161347
Booker corps
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>>6161347
Nagato
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>>6161378
Ok ~
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>>6161347
Ibn al-Khattab
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>>6161347
Panties-kun
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>>6161375
You can't make me do a thing, roboman~. I can't get anything from human food, you know.
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>>6161364
No clue from what weirdo world you are from, but peopel tend to stop growing at some point. I stopped growing..5 years ago?
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>>6161408
Night night, don't eat me in my sleep
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>>6161388
>Sorona

>fuck my gramathic skills
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>>6161347
Richard
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>>6161347
Starman
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>>6161347
Minnie May
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>>6161347
Jeb Bush
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>>6161347
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>6161405
That's an old one.
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>>6161347
Berserker
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>>6161347
Asuka Langley Soryu
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>>6161347
peruANO
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>>6161347
Illyasviel von Einzbern
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>>6161347
Haruna
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>>6161431
Goodnight ~
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>>6161425
>Move towards yourself with the firm intention to grab your head and throw it on the ground
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>>6161347
Randy Bobandy
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>>6161347
Ken Kaneki
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>>6161344
Then that means that I'll have to put a rule that both of us would agree, and by that I mean one that doesn't cause me any harm.

Keep your teeth away from my face or my neck, or else I'll be force you to shove an entire garlic on your throat, and I'm sure you don't want something like that.

>>6161375
Huh...?
Go ahead I guess, you can keep accompany when I'll have to eat something.
>>
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>>6161427
And how old do I look? I stopped after Sigma blew up with me inside it, so screw me. Stayed tiny while my friend kept growing.
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>>6161534
It's considered rude to ask a female for their age, regardless who'se asking it.
....25 at tops.
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>>6161481
>She kinda just stands there firmly. Even with effort exerted she'd kind of just stand there.
>>6161511
Awww, come on, it doesn't even hurt if you don't squirm~. Pleeeease?
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Atleast I can get all of them later
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>>6161600
I accept this challenge.
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>>6161571
.... Nice one. Don't be gentle, I barely look like I hit puberty, don't I? I'm not even 20, that's for certain.
>>6161600
Yeah, sure.
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SOMBRA AVA WHEN
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>>6161610
Tomorrow
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>>6161610
>niggers

yuck
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>>6161600
It fit my name? Why, I never expected that to happen! It feels like Christmas already! You may go ahead when you're ready, love. A gentleman is always patient.
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>>6161610
she has a trailer?
>>
>>6161600
Let's be off.
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>>6161600
Let's do this!
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>>6161610
>mexican dyke
hopefully never
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>>6161439
>>6161600
You skipped me.
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>>6161628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHHjdKMH7_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7jskA1zWI
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>>6161610
soon...
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>>6161590
Oh... you want me to bring an entire garlic then?

>>6161600
What are we waiting? Let's go!
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>>6161600
Looks acceptable. All who stand in my way will be dealt with swiftly without mercy.
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>>6161600
Great looks actually great for me.
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>>6161609
How should I know? Only girls I used to hang out with are both as slim as a noodle string.
..Apart from Kjelle. Good gods that woman was a female ogre if there ever was one. Totally not feminine!
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>>6161646
cásate conmigo porfavor
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>>6161610
>she looks like hot garbage when she could've looked like a qt shadow
fuck yuo blizzerd
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>>6161644
>>6161600
She can have mine, I guess.
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>>6161647
Don't be silly, it's just nasty. Come on, come on, let me have just a bite.
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We S-
>>6161644
>>6161667
Oh silly me, give me a moment to restart the whole thing
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>>6161657
No
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>>6161590
>You thought I couldn't make you even move an inch but you underestimated me by a mile. Before you can react, I grab your head and throw if violently on the ground, then scrape your teeth on the bitumen until it reaches your gum and you start bleeding like there's no tomorrow. Then I uproot about half of your hairs. Finally I kick you in the rib cage until you almost cannot breathe. By a miracle that won't be explained here your body regenerates and looks like nothing happened, but your mind will remember how painful it was forever.

>>6161511
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. YES!!!!!!!
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>>6161650
Oh, come on, you're a grown-ass woman, there's no way you haven't seen people like that. And if you think that's bad, you should see an oni, I'm sure....
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>>6161703
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>>6161689
It's fine, I have all the ti-

>>6161704
...Such brutality.
>>
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>>6161704
>Except, of course, for the fact that vampires in the Touhou setting are absurdly powerful, and every bit as durable. Kurumi rolls on to her back and puts her hands behind her head afterwards, smirking.
Was that all, roboman, hmmm?
>>6161730
>She yawns softly.
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>>6161717
Can it. Shrimpy. There are days when I feel I've sprouted atleast a handful of gray hairs. Fighting in wars is easier than keeping a boyfriend and daughter in check.


And actually..There is a tribe of natives where I come from that call themselves Oni. Strong as a cart ox, with magic spells to boot. And they are pretty amazing weaponmakers aswell.
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We start, sorry, don't expect commentary.
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>>6161749
...I would offer my assistance, but it appears you do not need it.

>>6161780
>Clamly strolls away onto the battlefield
You all shall know the strength of a king.
>>
>>6161780
Ah.. And here I thought I would last long enough to talk, oh well.
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>>6161752
YOU'RE a mother? Yeesh! And I'm telling you, pretty much any of our oni could make the strongest human around blush. They're...CRAZY about that, I tell you.
>>6161780
Nice start out there!
>>
>>6161780
I'm sorry, poppet, but all is fair in love and war. I can't say I was one for knife fights, anyway.
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>>6161749
>Except my power level is greater than yours so you indeed got rekt and I'll rekt you anytime

>>6161730
Not giving Maki what she wanted is way more brutal if you ask me.
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>>6161600
Are you ready?
>"For over an hour now."
>>6161780
I suppose he can have it. Leviathan, get your teeth off of the bag!
>"I hope that doesn't come to haunt us."
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>>6161780
Freeeeee muttonchops! Come and geddit everyone!
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>>6161796
Nope!
>She sits up, and scratches at her stomach
So much effort for just some food....
>>6161807
>Len is just a machine made by humans. The vampires are obscene monstrosities that can uproot redwood-sized trees with one hand.
>Either way, she stretches, turns in to a bad, and flies off.
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>>6161780
Let us be off.
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>>6161780
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>>6161804
...Okay, what was that reaction for? Things happen when people love eachother like a bee loves honey.
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>>6161623
She's a spic
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>>6161828
>turns in a bad
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>mfw you are all newfags
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>>6161678
...Don't be silly, that's just nasty,

Anyways, you're more likely to find a bag of blood for donations than getting my neck bitten by a flying rat.

>>6161780
...That can't be happening.
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>>6161850
>>6161828
>Bat.
>Fuck.
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>>6161847
Isn't it the same thing?
>>
>>6161834
I DO wonder where everyone is at this current moment in time. In an arena, you would think that people would be having fights in a close area, but everyone seems to be spread out...
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>>6161828
>Shoots you from a distance
>While falling,you stumble upon Maki
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>>6161853
I've first visited 4chan in 20056
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>>6161834
>Asgore furiously stabs at the water with his trident. Despite all of his efforts, the only thing he gets is wet.
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>>6161834
Keep your noise down unless you want everyone within 200 yards to leg it!
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>>6161834
>"We couldn't get a better group?"
Oh hush! It's fine. Come now, you all. Let us go for a walk.
>>
I miss the oldfags

Did they go to Hoshi's new board?
>>
>>6161877
What's the future like?
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>>6161853
You know everyone's an oldfag with another character, right ?
Newfags are the worst hg meme
>>
>>6161868
Shut your yap before they find us first. It's a deathmatch and not a tea party
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>>6161860
>She tugs at the woman's shirt
Pleeee-eeaase. It tastes so baaaad when it's not fresh.
>>6161870
>It amounts to more or less nothing.
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>>6161807
I am curious as to why you decided to assault her the way you did. Care to explain?

>>6161828
...Were you attempting to feast on him?

>>6161832
>Oh lord.

>>6161834
Not a soul in sight. I shall retire for now.
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>>6161834
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>>6161888
>he doesn't know
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>>6161860
It did happen, poppet, and I'm awfully sorry for doing so. From what I can tell, it wasn't honourable at all. No hard feelings, correct?
>>6161895
Why, that is no way to be talking to someone regardless of where we are! It is always time for tea, and I am shocked and appalled you implied otherwise! Are you mad?
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>>6161904
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>>6161832
shitposting is a form of art
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>>6161900
No, silly! He's a machine, there's nothing I could get from him. I was asking another lady, and then he walked up.
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>>6161889
There are almost no white people, women are now the supreme rulers and tumblr is the only website that still exists.
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>>6161920
*an form
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>>6161840
I know that! You just...do NOT look like it, alright? Like...wow.
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>>6161899
Ok.

>>6161900
She needs her ration of vegetables to keep her mouth shut. Pretty simple, no ?
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>>6161917
Was it really neccesary to do that with all 5 of us?
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>>6161878
>Emerges from the water
Hey stop of stab the water!! what are you want? stab me?
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>>6161931
Do you even know what 'an' is for?
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>>6161914
Are you stupid? You can sit around and be prissy all you want afterwards, we've got people to kill out here.
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>>6161945
Uhhh...are you a fish?
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>>6161947
How new are you?
>>
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>>6161917
>>
I still remember when Rinoa used to bash on me for being a newfag, that bitch.
>>
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>>6161917
*the zombie shoots up from her position, breathing raggedly despite not needing to*
It felt so real...
Glad I didn't wake him up with it.
>>
>>6161920
>>6161832
https://youtu.be/VWv2aVJLBiw
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>>6161934
....You are walking on thin ice. Are you saying I look and act like a terrible mother?.
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Greetings! Would any of you like to join the up and coming evil RX group?
We're in desperate (Really desperate) need of mooks and people willing to become monsters!
So (Please) take a leaflet and think about pledging your eternal loyalty to us!
>>
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>>6161965
Thank you very much for this unusual donation!
>>
who is your favorite newfag
>>
>>6161978
myself
>>
>>6161978
>>6161985
this anon
>>
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>>6161965
Uhh...Too much sugar?
>>
>>6161978
Little Asgore
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>>6161975
>pinch boobies
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>>6161966
Now I just bash on you for being a fagfag.

Where'd the time go?
>>
>>6161917
It is a good thing that I'm athletic enough to climb the tree, because I doubt I would have been able to rest otherwise. A gentleman must always be in tiptop shape, yes?
>>6161948
I am British, there's a difference! You always put honour before anything else! Of course, I do not expect too much from you considering where we are, but you kill someone with dignity!
>>6161965
You're giving me some tea? Why, how delightful! I will always be happy to share another spot of tea with you whenever you want any!
...HRK--
>>6161975
I don't know, poppet, it doesn't seem like a wise idea to join that little group of yours. From what I can tell, there seems to be virtually no benefits to joining it at all! Is there any particular reason you want us to join, or is this all a stunt?
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>>6161969
No! I won't judge anything of that sort, my 'mom' was an-and I quote- "evil spirit". I mean, you just look, so.... I don't know how to put it, alright!? Just like you haven't been. "Too" young or something?
>>6161975
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO FORSAKE YOUR HUMANITY?
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>>6161965
Miss? Are you- your leg! Please be careful next time!
>>6161975
Before I say anything, may I offer you some advice?
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>>6161951
My name is Amezou and i am a kappa sir, so yes i live in the water and swim like a fish.

So, plz! Stop to stab the water "angry goat"
>>
>>6161917
...This makes me nostalgic for my simple childhood.

>>6161923
...I believe now I understand what happened.

>>6161939
I'm afraid that I don't understand what you mean by that, but were you trying to protect this Maki woman from her?

>>6161965
He's none the wiser...

>>6161975
...This is most assuredly a jest.
>>
>>6162004
show titties
>>
>>6161978
Obviously me, the best occasional lurker.
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>>6162033
So huuungry.... I wasn't even going to force her, either.
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>>6161965
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>>6162002
D-DO NOT! M-MY BODY IS ONLY FOR BRAVEMAN!

>>6162009
But I'm a general! I'm pretty high up! I even have mooks...Oh, also our health care is pretty good too.

>>6162010
Why wouldn't you? You become super powerful, good looking, apawnwhomeandmybosswouldhavecompletecontrolover, and all the ladi-err, boys would swoon over you, promise.

>>6162011
Suuuure, what is it creepy blue monster lady?

>>6162033
I'm being completely serious.
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>>6161975
Can i get free food if i join ~?
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>>6162001
>Hugs anon.

>>6162022
Sorry, Ami-...Amay-...turtle-monster, I'm just hungry.
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>>6162010
Just say that I take after my mother more than I would like to admit, alright? Just drop it before I lose my patience with you

...Should've never brought it up

>>6162009
...Oh good gods. You are another one of those fancy talking buffoons. Lovely.
>>
>>6162009
A difference huh? It's slight I'm sure.

>>6162035
Be somebody worth flashing
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>>6162066
we'll go our own ways tomorrow
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>tfw no Esdeath avafag,
why live
>>
>>6162097
...whatever.
>>
>>6162059
Perhaps you should have made it clearer that you weren't going to?

>>6162066
Wake me when it's my time. I will be in my tent resting.

>>6162074
You are actually willing to turn yourselves into monsters? For what purpose?
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>>6162066
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>>6162082
Well maybe i could fishing some fish for you.
Tell me Kappa if is too hard to say Amezou
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>>6162128
PIECE OF CANDY? WHE - There no candy at al -...WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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>>6162066
Please no! Not all of my soap!
>>6162074
Creepy? Ahem. If you wish to have someone join you, you shouldn't say it is evil.
>>6162128
*She stares forward for a long time. No movement of anything else during that time*
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>>6162084
What? I don't even know your mom, alright? I'm really just...impressed?
...This is just digging me deeper.
>>6162074
Would you want to lose that vital, essential part of you that makes you YOU? I'm already plenty powerful, and I couldn't care less for the looks or...that last part.
>>
>>6162128
Know this: You have made a very, VERY powerful enemy this day.
>>
MICHIRU!
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>>6162128
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>>6162165
a cute
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>>6162125
But I didn't do anything, uuugh. Can you spare a bit, hmm?
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>>6162074
Some generals don't deserve their position, you realise. I don't know if anyone would want to be mooks if they don't have a say in things - of course, this is hypocritical coming from me.
...Good healthcare? I might just consider it if that is the case. Perhaps this little group of yours would be something to look into, hm?
>>6162084
Excuse me? What is wrong with me speaking this way? God forbid I treat someone with decency while speaking, a concept such as that is otherworldly! I will hold my tongue at you because first impressions are always important, but you must do the same in return.
>>6162097
Yes, it is slight-- HOLD ON, NOW! Just what are you implying by saying that, love?! It is in my blood to be this way!
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>>6162157
...Why should you be impressed? Incase you failed to notice, a man and a woman fall in love and babies might or might not appear at some point. It's not exactly maths.

>Her voice is becoming louder and sharper with each passing minute
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>>6162131
Alright. Thanks, Kappa!

>>6162175
>Asgore goes on for 15 minutes about his friends "Blooky" and "Other Blooky," completely missing the point of a ghost story.
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>>6162175
J-just for a m-mom-moment, miss. People can catch their d-d-duh-death tonight.
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>>6162175
>>6162189
Jeez, I'm sorry, alright? I just don't respond well to honey-sweet words and flattery. Just talk and treat me like a normal person and I'll make sure I'll do the same.

...Now can it. I'm going to get some shuteye.
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>>6162080
Wait...Is that all? seriously? Uhh, yeah sure, all the food you want.

>>6162125
Well I mean, I won't...but we do have like, two monsters...one's a cat, and the other's a monster girl, who's pretty cute.

>>6162149
What's wrong with being evil? When you're evil you get to be super close with your favorite heeeroes! what's better then that?

>>6162157
>General-San pumps her fist against her chest, sporting an award winning smile
Then you should join anyway! I bet you'd be a General, just like me! you could help me trap Braveman! then force him to marry me!

>>6162189
We're super small though! that's why I'm recruiting! Boss-sama makes sure everybody gets taken care of! Even our monsters! Also our mook outfits are SUPER COOL! It's like something out of Shockers rejected uniform closet!
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>>6162175
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kys ramsalt
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>>6162175
I'm getting sickle this

>>6162189
I can see that... Your parents must be extremely proud of you.
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>>6162238
ok... thats wrong
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>>6162250
ok, please love me
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>>6162238
>With the help of his new Kappa friend, Asgore catches a good amount of fish.
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>>6162238
OH CRIVENS I'M LOSING MY GRI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>Thud
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>>6162238
The only thing I hope for is Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako forgiving me.
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>>6162198
Okay, I'm just completely unfamiliar with people that've actually HAD children of their own, I just figured...I don't even know, okay?? Let's...stop before this gets worse, alright?
>>6162237
...What the hell are you on about? What kind of old-fashioned backwards world are you from where you can get someone's hand in marriage by beating them? Not that I have any room to defend.
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>>6162238
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>>6162237
Yay!. then i'm glad to join the "evil RX group"
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>>6162238
*The zombie was unable to anticipate that. Nor know just how heavy the woman was when they made contact with each other*
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>>6162238
Have fun with this, Minnie~.
>>6162278
...Crap.
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>>6162175
>>6162244
You should have came better equipped for this. Alas...

>>6162187
The answer is "no" and always will be "no".

>>6162237
Perhaps I shouldn't take you as seriously as I was going to. Cats are not monsters and those who attempt to gain a monster's strength are only doomed to lose themselves. I speak from experience of course.

>>6162238
I prefer Natto... But These apples will do.
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>>6162278
Wow, you are such a meanie!
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>>6162258
I can do it
>Kissu
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>>6162237
Then I don't see why you couldn't say that. Evil implies many terrible things and not everyone would think that.
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>>6162278
Thank goodness. I didn't think hiding behind that massive rock would work!
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>>6162275
No you're not getting away that easily. You never expected someone like me to have a mother? It's because I am a bit rough around the edges, isn't it? Heard that one before. And It will be a cold day in the seventh layer of hell for me to ever change that much.
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>>6162295
Awwwwww....
>She draws it out a childishly long amount.
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>>6162278
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>>6162278
>Tsumani roll
I could swim but i smash my head with you fucking peruano rock head...
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>>6162228
I am a Brit, you realise. I'm either going to speak like a pirate or speak like a gentleman, and it's clear which one I'm going to pick. I will treat you normally, but my vocabulary is something I am proud of.
...I will let you rest. A gentleman makes sure to never disturb someone's sleep. Rest well, poppet, but if you ever give me tea like that again...
>>6162237
And it is a relatively small group, too? If I am allowed to work alone, I will consider joining it and help out with whatever it is you need me to help you out with. If the outfits are quite refined, too, then I'll be happy to become a member. What do they look like? The outfits, that is?
>>6162244
I am sure that my mother would be proud of the legacy I have. Although I have a sharp tongue, I'm still a respectable person regardless, am I not?
...That was a rhetorical question, you git, don't answer it.
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>>6162295
I left my.... Anti-beheading device at home... Or something
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>>6162258
>>6162278
>>6162331
Oh YEAH!! the kissu work it!!
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>>6162325
...What? No! That's something I'M supposed to be saying.
>She takes in a slow, deep breath
You just...don't. Don't look like you've had a kid, alright? I don't know how to put it.
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>>6162331
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>>6162335
Grow a spine, whatever a Brit is supposed to be. If a little sugar like that knocks you down.

And you are as daft as they come, huh? Figured as much. This place has the habit of attracting folks like you.

And I am not your poppet, whatever that is.
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>>6162275
That's why I said trap him, Duh! I'll get scientist-san to make another mind control sirum! then it'll go super easy!

>>6162280
That's the spirit! Now go out and recruit some more members!

>>6162295
But the cat can talk, and do stuff! and the Monster Girl is a cutie brown chick with child bearing hips! She's amazing! they're both amazing!

>>6162314
Well, we are trying to take over the world tooo...but I'm more interested in getting close to Braveman~

>>6162335
They have X's! well, one X covers the head, and the other covers the body...It's pretty basic, but I think it looks cool! It fits the mook mo perfectly!
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Okay, just to be safe, no one else is currently playing me at the moment, right?
I wouldn't want to confuse the people at home.
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>>6162369
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You can't just force people like that!
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>>6162376
we had a deadpool
had
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>>6162362

>>6162376
Nope, we HAD one, but we don't anymore, so go ahead Mister Deadpool
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>>6162353
Not this pegasusdung aga - 10 months. I needed TEN months to get back into shape again. And that's the only thing I'm ever going to blame the little one for.
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>>6162392
haruna... why?
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>>6162407
i can count the pixels
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>>6162418
>>6162418
>>6162418
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>>6162404
I am terribly sorry, but..Haruna wants to win. Nagato-Senpai is watching, so I better do my best, you see?

>Haruna
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