HG Autumn Entry Thread! First 24, will bump if needed!
>>6151545
Panties-kun
>>6151545
Fujiwara no Mokou
Rin Tohsaka
>>6151545
Garma Zabi
>>6151545
Lee Yong Jin
Capra Demon
Squigly
>>6151545
Cinnamon Roll
The Star-Spangled All-American Hero
>>6151506 (Uni)
Come on, I'm the PERFECT representation of the United States! I'm annoying, obnoxious, sweet and caring when you get to know me, a glutton at heart... Need I go on? I'm the perfect candidate for the representation of the United States, and you cannot deny it! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>6151545
Reigen Arataka
I accept this challenge in advance. Goodnight.
>Sorry to anyone who was talking with chaika.
>>6151545
Rinoa and Angelo
>>6151545
Kazuma Kuvaru
Nagato
>>6151545
Rage Baki
Tenshi
>>6151545
Doopliss
>>6151545
Rika
>>6151564
>>6151496
Not really, she just...looked like her. Same look to her, the glasses, the style of dress...a lot of it. She even acted like her. It's relieving, but...disconcerting, you know?
>>6151511
>>6151567
Ehehe, I'm sure she would. She's like a sister to me, after all. She's great, really.
...Aha!
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>6151545
Sorona
>>6151545
Undyne the Undying: Smol Edition
>>6151545
Fighter
Thorfinn
Eruna
>>6151571
>It's alright.
>>6151508
so you're an actual ghost? Like the kind that goes through walls?
>>6151514
I'v already seen enough of it for one lifetime and experiencing it first hand has given me a certain outlook on life. Who are you anyways? You talk as if you seen it a lot as well.
>>6151528
A six sense or something...hmm maybe you are just being paranoid?
>>6151581
Sooo how do you know it wasn't her?
Sweet Breaker
>>6151554
>I just play a random character in one of my many folders.
>>6151581
I do wish I can speak to her more but I know she has things to do. Found what you was looking for, miss?
>>6151571
Have a good night, sir.
>>6151545
Natsuki Subaru
>>6151605
Well, I can't go through walls, but I'm a ghost. A Duplighost to be exact.
>>6151545
Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip
Check it, swap it, 5 minutes!
>>6151571
O-oh right.. Have a goodnight Sir..
>>6151607
>How many folders do you have then?
Death
>>6151605
Her name was different, and she didn't recognize ME!
...Also, her eye color.
>>6151611
Yeah, she's got her job now...can't blame her, even if I wish she was around more often.
And yeah, I think so, just....
>She stares at them, and nods
Yeah!
>>6151605
I've witnessed death with my own two eyes, but that's not really important, what's important is...well you're alive and well. Just call me Jin.
>>6151637
Swap please..
>>6151575
>>6151617
>>6151637
Lookin' good, Slick. Let's start this showdown.
>>6151637
If you could.
>>6151567
>>6151630
>>6151571
It is fine. Good night, my friend.
>>6151605
A carryover from the Soviet days, you could say? No, something just... Something just irks me, and I am unaware of what it could be. I... It is rare for me to be this way, but something is just off.
...Something is just... I... I cannot explain it, and it is rare for me to WORRY.
>>6151637
America must be having a field day with his name. Go ahead.
>>6151649
Thank you very much! I'll dedicate this to you, my man!
>>6151639
I have 40 folders.
>>6151646
if you get fat, do you get a double Jin?
>>6151637
Let's get to slaying.
>>6151645
Just wonderful!
*She starts making her moves towards Rika*
I will guess that these are the people you want me to look out for.
>>6151671
I definitely hope you do well...
>"This guy's going to die immediately ya'know..."
>>6151673
>Why so many? And why so many unlisted?
>>6151682
AND SHE TOLD ME TO
WALK THIS WAY
>>6151701
>Because, you never know when they'll come in handy.
>>6151701
Trust me, I'm basically the main character. I can't die immediately.
>>6151618
You seem like the average ghost to me. I swear if this is a prank...
>>6151645
That's pretty unnerving, but then again with all these different universes, you shouldn't be surprised.
>>6151646
Am I? Or am I just a some sort of spirit? Either way It's a terrible fate I didn't choose.
>>6151664
You are saying some sort of catastrophe is going to happen, but to whom and where? You could just be worrying simply to worry.
Both swaps made, let's roll!
>>6151735
I-I don't have to actually go back, r-right?
>>6151728
My sincere condolences.
>>6151728
Nah, Slick. Here, watch.
>He transforms into Garma.
How's that?
>>6151735
Things seem to be in order. This should be easier than the academy...I hope.
>>6151717
>I suppose I can't say differently, even I have one or two like that..
>>6151726
Ah.. Are you? That's definitely reassuring..
>"This guy looks like someone you just picked up off the street."
>>6151728
I do not know to whom, and I do not know to where it shall happen, and that is what worries me. I could be worrying just because I can, but something just feels... Off. Like a huge catastrophe is waiting to happen. I don't like it, not one bit.
>>6151735
Feasting with the enemy? Hmm, maybe that's the proper way to greet the upcoming season of cold and ice.
>>6151735
Day 1, lots of raking going down
Why Squigly is so sexy?
>>6151773
Hey, yeah, I need somethin' to write with, got anything?
>>6151773
T-Trap..? That was no trap...It was some catwoman who controlled water...
How did they know about my weakness against water types?
>>6151759
I definitely, definitely not someone you'd pick up off the street!
>>6151768
>>6151773
You're a breeder, right? Shouldn't you know how to disarm bear traps?
>>6151682
>She recoils a bit at the sudden movement
Whoa there!
>She awkwardly holds out three photos, each of a different person.
Any of these, really.
>>6151728
Honestly, uh...even I couldn't resist the urge to just...hug her like she was her. Talk about embarrassing....
>Rika
>>6151773
Night 1, Garma shows off his military background.
>>6151748
Least I went out in a blaze of glory, I had an honorable death and I was able to bring glory to my people.
But others aren't always so lucky...tell me. Who decides such things?
>>6151754
>>6151785
Amusing. But It doesn't help to look the part if you don't know how to act or know anything about them. What's my rank?
>hands you a pen
Here, just don't lose it.
>>6151764
You could spend the next thousand years waiting for this event to happen...or you could let nature take it's course and enjoy life. You should choose the latter, friend.
>>6151793
You should have, it might have brought you some peace.
>>6151789
Ah.. Wait..? You can hear Terumi-san?
>"Maybe he isn't just some guy from a corner store than."
>>6151704
Ah? Did I lead into a song I don't know? I should really check on todays' records sometime.
>>6151774
*Gasping, the zombie hides her face with her hands*
I honestly don't know why anyone would think that!
>>6151793
Didn't mean to startle you, miss. Well, I can't say I saw them before. But I will be looking out for them. It's the least I can do for you.
>>6151808
You guys left me no choice.Learn from this mistake.
>>6151759
>See, now ya understand! Anyways, I am going to play some games and go to bed.
>>6151808
Ah man, I'm on a roll! Not ever her fire tricks can stop me!
>>6151818
I don't know who that is, but I want you to know that I'm not some guy from a corner store.
>>6151808
Day 2, Subaru gets roped into an assignment for the FBI
>>6151810
Uhhh...Colonel? I dunno.
>>6151808
Ohhh, why!?
>>6151821
why wouldn't they is the better question.
>>6151810
But there is always a small chance that it shall happen, and that is the thing that worries me. I do not even know if it will happen to me or another person here. I wish I could enjoy life, but this current thought keeps plaguing me, and it is bringing distress. How can a man be so blissfully unaware of the future? For me, it is hard to forget about it.
>>6151835
You're not going to get rid of me now, right!? I promise I won't tell anyone!
>>6151841
There's one key thing I can think of.
>>6151835
Night 2, the scarecrows are amassing
>>6151858
Don't let your dreams be dreams squiggles.
>>6151810
I did! It was just...too much, I couldn't even keep myself from crying.
>>6151821
I'm fidgety, what can I say? And thanks. Their names are Mima, Rikako, and Marisa.
...Yes, yes my sister's name is mine but longer.
>>6151810
The stakes a person is willing to go, war is usually beyond a person's control - it's usually the individual that takes up the risk of death and not coward out. It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
>>6151860
>>6151860
Day 3, I wonder what a demon can learn from panties.
>>6151821
Because you have a noice body for being a zombie
>plz dont eat muh brainz
>>6151829
>Ah, well have fun and a goodnight's rest please.
>>6151830
That's very strange... But this is Terumi-san.
>Kazuma points to a space next to him, where a normal person wouldn't see a man with an irritating air around him.
>"So this flaky looking guy can really see me huh? That might be a problem, hey Kazuma, let me use your body to remove this shit."
>>6151889
Canadian import is better, but you can't go wrong with "straight from the tree" sap. I'll let you guys do the hard work though. I don't want to mess it up.
>>6151837
See? You can look like a race car, but you have no engine. It's rather embarrassing.
>>6151844
It's not like there is anything you can do about it, you may be a country but you cant destiny. Relax, nothing will come of it. You remember how everyone said the world would end centuries ago in 2012 right?
>>6151821
I thought you were going away...
>>6151879
What was her reaction to all this?
>>6151881
But why me? Why am I somehow alive when my family wasn't lucky enough...What have I done to live with this guilt? All this death I have to live with...Who is so cruel as to decide that?
>>6151889
Night 3
>>6151894
...
I'm not seeing anything.
>>6151901
Then I'll keep all of it!
>>6151914
>He transforms back.
Well, whatever, Slick, I don't gotta know your entire life story as long as I can pass as you. Besides, if I really wanted to, I could just turn you into a pig and be done with it.
>>6151914
At first she just pushed me back. I asked nicely, and she just kinda...let me.
>>6151921
MIMA! HEAR ME! PLEASE!
>>6151914
That is something I hate. The future is set in stone, but how will I deal with it when it eventually happens? Something will come of it. Whether it is drama or something else entirely is up to interpretation.
...2012 did not concern me one bit, though...
>>6151921
Does she still love me?
>>6151927
The moment you leave is the moment I take your portion of it. You better be good at staying up for a long period of time.
>>6151875
I would think there would be a lot of people not finding me- ahem. That word, among other things.
>>6151879
Some would say it is lazy naming but I find it cute. You have my word, Rika. I will try to find them whenever I come here.
>>6151921
Day 4, that sounds like something Rika would manage.
>>6151921
T-t-that thing j-just moved!
>>6151925
Ah.. You can only hear him then..? People around here are weird..
>"Can I still use your body to kick the shit out of him?"
N-no Terumi-san, that's only for emergencies.
>>6151945
You may be surprised.
>>6151944
I'm going to protect my forest and it's syrup from the undeserving!
>>6151961
Nope. I can't hear anything. You're not insane, right? You kind of freaking me out.
>>6151967
How do you plan on doing that, Eruna-tan?
>>6151953
>>6151963
I am more than surprised now. To think some people would find me that way...
I'm both disturbed and flattered.
>>6151953
HAHAHAHA! NOT THAT EASILY!
Am I...alive-alive? Like, normal...?
>>6151989
...Oh.
>>6151945
Oh, and "Rika" means "Science", too, hehehe.
...Thanks, really. Just be careful around Mima and Marisa, if you ever actually do see them.
>>6151978
With giant lasers!
>>6151978
Are.. Are you messing with me..?
>"See? Can I please stomp his unreliable looking face into the dirt please?"
>>6151989
Feast!
>>6152003
Naw you dead as fuck, just haunted that nigga.
>>6151914
...I don't know. I know everything happens for a reason, but some times I wish I knew what that reason was - listen, there's nothing going to ever change death. Nothing is said to be certain and it happened, they all died either from murder or something else. If all you're going to do is weep about it then be my guest, nothing will change if you just weep there.
>>6151933
That's some weird magic you got there, but my point still stands and my name isn't slick...
>>6151940
She must have pitied you. Good on her though, It's refreshing to see you in a good mood.
>>6151943
You survived a lot haven't you? I'm sure you'll find something. If not well...
>>6151989
I'll let you live, but you're going to have to give me something in return.
>>6152004
You've got giant lasers?
Show me!
>>6152011
No, you may not stop my face into the ground.
>>6152014
>takes as many appas as possible
>>6151999
Come now, you can cover the smell of decay with air freshener.... Probably... And that would probably be the worst part if anything.
>>6152018
Awright!
Tension MAX!
>Eruna fires a massive beam dangerously close to Subaru
>>6152016
I just call everyone Slick. You got a name?
>>6152016
I have survived a lot. It does not mean that I do not worry - my sisters still are something I worry about from time to time. I will find something, but something just seems... Off.
...Let us not dwell on it. It will only make the both of us suffer in the end. I have a question I must ask you - what do you think about my accent?
>>6152033
>the laser whizzes past him
Wh-what the hell was that!? You just fired that from your damn hand!
>>6152046
You have to collect more than that if you wanna jump in it.
>>6152027
... Do you by any chance know how to use magic?
>Terumi whispers something into Kazuma's ear.
>"Ah, so he's even irritating you huh? That's never happened before."
>>6152016
I couldn't care less if she does. Besides, I introduced her to a new hobby. One that "doesn't involve ice". She seems like a smart gal, she should be able to figure it out.
>She lets out a long, slow sigh
At least it'll help hold me out until she actually comes back. So, what've you been up to, huh?
>>6152046
Night 5
>>6152014
Well shit
>>6152068
Isn't it cool? It's called toy gun, one of my special abilities!
>>6152032
Air fresheners, car fresheners, lots of bathing and perfume as well. I can think of worst parts but I don't want to scare anyone that may be listening. I suppose I'll my leave.
>>6152003
I'm glad to help you in anyway. And don't worry about me. I'm always careful. I'll be going back to the base now. It's been too long since I took a good bubble bath.
To any that is still up, may you have a good night. Tata!
>>6152071
I do, but I don't know what you're pointing to when you're pointing to thin air. You don't happen to be a magician by any chance?
>>6152079
Guess you're not much of a fighter, are ya?
>>6152092
Have a goodnight then.
>>6152079
and that's the end of it!
>>6152089
How'd you get these powers?
Don't tell me you rolled around in radioactive waste...
>>6152109
This is unacceptable.
>>6152015
I would rather they go peacefully then in the battlefield. Nonetheless It seems that this place is the exception to death. Least the permanent aspect of it.
>>6152043
Yes, Vice Admiral Garma Zabi. And you? Do you have a unique name?
>>6152045
That's a strange question...I find it rather amusing, no one really has an accent where I'm from, maybe humanity evolved passed it.
>>6152079
Well...she certainly lived up to her name.
>>6152077
Oh you know the usual that every twenty year old deals with. War,leadership,guilt...the death of almost everyone in your family...
>>6152109
Congratulations Mr. Zabi
>>6152114
Uh... Genetics?
>>6152092
Дoбpoй нoчи, дpyг.
>>6152109
That must hurt. Congratulations to Captain Garma, and thank you for hosting, дa?
>>6152135
Placements, thanks for playing!
>>6152109
I actually won? Wow. It was a bitter sweet victory...
>>6152094
>Kazuma points a finger to the ground in front of Subaru, a tiny magic circle forms an inch away from his finger and a tiny bolt of lightning shoots out of it into the ground in front of him.
I know of some magic, I'm still just a student though.
>"Just a student he says, he could destroy a single city rather easily."
>>6152144
Thanks for the game!
>>6152092
Wonder how that'll feel. Alright, later, Sienna. I owe you.
>>6152134
Hey, I'm not as old as you, but I've gotta deal with those last two, and the second one...eh, I'm running a little base. And I could've sworn that your war was over.
>>6152144
Congrats, Garma. And thanks for the show.
>>6152109
Congratulations, Slick!
>>6152144
Thanks for hostin'!
>>6152134
Uhhh...just call me whatever you like, Garma.
>>6152134
It has been a question I've been thinking about for a long time. You see, I have been noticing that my accent hasn't been brought up all too much in conversation - I was wondering what people thought about it, as well as how others pronounce my name.
...No accent back at home? How strange...
>>6152135
>>6152144
...
Unacceptable.
>>6152137
You're kidding me, right? That can't actually be a genetic trait.
>>6152150
Ah, I too know some magic, but I cannot show you right now, It really strains my memory.
>>6152179
Only thing that makes sense to me.
>>6152166
cummies
>>6152144
Congratulations Zabi...!
>"Thanks for letting me watch that unreliable guy lose, haha, being in second is still a loss."
>>6152179
Ah.. So the magic in your world has different rules? Ours is just.. Something outside or reason is all I can really say, it's a power that shouldn't exist.
>"A power so great there are many mages on the world who could destroy continents with a single spell."
>>6152165
It is. But you would have to be a fool to think the conflict is over, just because a peace treaty was signed doesn't mean insurgents don't exist....
>>6152166
Uhmm ok? That's sort of weird...any ideas?
>>6152170
Well with a unified earth government it's kind of a given that there is a universal language. Like I said no one has an accent as strong as yours. Are you worried about it? I understand you just fine you know.
>>6152215
>He thinks for a moment.
...Just call me Doo. Weird, I know, but whatever.
>>6152215
"Insurgents"? Aren't you the group that LOST?
>>6152215
Which, understandably, could either be Madarin, Spanish, or English. I do not know what language could possibly be universal - that requires the extinction of other languages, дa? I am proud to know that no one has an accent as strong as mine!
...I am not worried about people think of it. I was just wondering why no one brought it up during all my time of being here. It was an occurrence that made me think about what people think about Russian.
>>6152228
Ok Doo...did no one ever give you a proper name or something?
>>6152230
Yes, WE are the insurgents! You think me and the others are going to sit back and let the Earth Federation rule Zeon through a puppet government?
>>6152231
Maybe people are used to it? You aren't the only Russian to be here. Not that it makes you any less unique.
>>6152261
It's the name I've always had, Sli-...Garma.
>>6152109
"I'm late again! Sorry!"
"Congrats, dude!"
"Thanks for hosting!"
>>6152261
I am not the only Russian to be here, yes, but it still intrigues me to think about what people think of my accent. If they are used to it, that's fine, but I am still wondering about what they think... Hm. If I spoke Russian all the time, would people still listen to what I have to say?
>>6152261
How do you even KNOW it is? Have you even gone and checked with your own two eyes?
>>6152264
So that begs the question...How or what managed to turn you into a ghost?
>>6152281
Eh, sometimes I dont get what you are saying when you speak in your native language. It's confusing.
>>6152282
One of my subordinates here told me all about how the world is like outside this place. I trust her word. Kergerenko I think it was...Have you met her?
>>6152315
...I've always been a Duplighost, Garma. We never die, we're already just ghosts. Kinda strange, I know, but it's what it is.
>>6152315
But, in my honest opinion, it is a good way to check if people are listening to what I am saying. Some people just nod their head and say "yes" regardless of what you say, so if you speak another language, it snaps them back to attention! A foolproof tactic that I think is quite ingenious - that is how we Russians think.
>>6152315
She keeps her distance, but I know enough to know that she's waiting to pass judgement, too.
...Besides, she did befriend a "feddie".
>>6152331
So you were born a ghost? I don't think that fits the definition of a ghost, more like an angel,demon or spirit if you believe in that sort of stuff.
>>6152337
Some would say that is rude, how would they know that you are not cursing them in Russian?
>>6152364
That's her prerogative not mine, Besides I haven't seen any feddies here...technically she isn't even in my command anymore.
>>6152393
We're ghosts, Sli-Garma. Duplighosts. That's the name.
>>6152393
Part of the Trojan Horse's crew, no less~. But still, you should actually see things through.
>>6152393
Because every man, woman, and child here that the only curses in Russian are "cyкa" and "eбaть". They would not expect a gentle man to suddenly start cursing them in Russian - it is my nature to be kind. It is all in personality that they can tolerate me speaking in Russian. Этo гeниaльнaя идeя, дa?
>>6152406
but to be a ghost you would have to have been a living being before moving on to the next world...
>>6152415
What do you mean? And how do you know so much?
>>6152420
See there you go! I don't understand what you just said, you could have just insulted my mother!
>>6152431
Different rules where I'm from.
>>6152431
Except I do not know who your mother is. If I were to insult someone here, it would not be you, my friend. Although I am speaking in another language, what makes you think I am insulting your mother? If I was speaking, say, French or Italian, would you be thinking that? Perhaps it is because of how Russian sounds to you, my friend.
>>6152431
Hmmmm. Should I really clarify why~?
>>6151768
...
>>6152452
I assume ghosts are as normal as dogs in your world...
>>6152456
I'm not saying you are, but I seriously don't know what you said, be it in any language. I don't take offense but others might.
>>6152474
...
I don't think that will work.
>>6152499
Yeah. You got us Duplighosts, but Boos are much more common.
>>6152499
I see your point. However, can you imagine me swearing in Russian in casual conversation? Although when I started here, me and Alfred had quite the mouth, I can safely say that I would not swear in Russian to anyone.
...Even if I did curse at them, what would they do about it? Fight me just for saying a curse word? I would expect much more maturity from anyone.
>>6152499
Don't think what will? Just asking?
Sorry,but I'm too tired to continue.
Goodnight everyone!
>>6152568
Ah, do not worry about it, my friend. Дoбpoй нoчи. Have a good rest, дa?
>>6152568
Oh, don't worry about it. Later, Garma.
>>6152568
S'fine. Good night, Sli-Garma.
ᏲᏋᏞᏝᎾ
>>6152623
it's me
>>6152633
Fuck off Goku
>>6152641
no fuck you cunt this is my favourite song
>goku, probably
>>6152623
THE PUERTO RICANS HAVE INVADED!
>>6152682
i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>6152691
ᎺᎸ ᏟᏫꮙꮢꮪꮛ ꮣ ꮤꮕꮙꮭꮷ
I want to fucking die.
>>6152729
to go over everything
>>6152682
OH FUCK
It gets quieter and quieter as the days go shorter and shorter.
>>6152768
You got something growing on your back
>>6152768
Everyone's busy, it's only natural.
>>6152768
Do you think it is because everyone is too shy to say hello to each other, Subaru?
>>6152768
>just let people enjoy the holiday months. Atleast it feels somewhat comfy.
>>6152768
>Whispers in his ear.
Shh, It's quiet but people are still listening.
>>6152781
they say that time's supposed to heal ya
>>6152768
It gtes qieteur and qeiteur as teh dyas go sothrer and srohetr
>>6152781
>gets on his scooter
II'm gonna be out of the butt and into the FUCK if I don't get out of here.
>>6152805
WAKE UP
>>6152805
...
Boo.
>>6152768
>dead threads almost 24/7
>furries are commonplace now
>almost no games being hosted
>mediocre RP at best
>shit ton of underage b&
>no more Booker
>cancerous shitposters like me
>pure cancer like Baron, Soviet, and Bolin still around
>OOC cancer everywhere
>copypastsa spamming all the time
>shipgirls
>no new traffic whatsoever
>people RPing as anon
>ERPers and Russians everywhere
HG
IS
FUCKING
DEAD
>>6152768
Ain't that the truth, Slick.
>>6152787
>>6152793
>>6152796
>>6152807
Got it. I'll make sure to stay super quiet.
>>6152788
There's always that, but maybe there's nothing to talk about?
>>6152785
>he looks behind him
Get it off before it bites!
>>6152805
Wake up Aniki
>>6152816
>>6152817
>>6152830
>>6152818
To be honestest if it weren't for Soviet and Baron we wouldn't have had a good kek back last summer.
>>6152818
Mmm pasta
>>6152830
Oh, pshaw, it's really not that big a deal.
>>6152818
What is wrong with Russians, Anon? I take offence to that.
>>6152830
It is mostly that, I'll be completely honest with you. However, there is always something to talk about - it is mostly that no one is willing to say hello to each other.
...I am guilty of that, I will not lie.
>>6152840
...
Boo.
>>6152830
What you got here is a Class 4 Waifu sticking on your back like a leech. I recommend engaging in part-time homosexual relationships. The leech has to lose interest before she can be removed from your back without effort.
>>6152850
but I ain't done much healing
>>6152818
I wish my ex wife could make spaghetti as good as this but all she does is suck every dick she sees.
>>6152826
You could say it's almost as dead as you are.
>>6152840
You're going to be late!
>>6152847
It gets cold, y'know? Really cold sometimes. I feel like it'll turn into a wasteland.
>>6152856
But it gets old saying hi to one another, right? Since you feel like you know each other you should probably say something like "Sup fuck face" instead. People who're really good friends do it all the time.
>>6152859
>tells the class 4 waifu he loves someone else
Will that be enough?
>>6152865
ᏁᎤᏒ ᎻᏌᏤᏋ Ꮖ
>>6152877
Uhhhh...TELL HER YOU WERE JOKING! Class 4 Waifu's are not resistant agaisnt rejection and will respond with symptons akin to a very violent subspecies of the Yandere.
>>6152877
Funny stuff, Slick. You're a real comedian.
>>6152877
Light a fire, genius. Come on, it's not THAT bad.
>>6152877
It does get old, talking about the same things every time - luckily for me, I am Russian. Unfortunately, I cannot say things like that because it does not feel right when I say them. I'll just greet them in Russian instead.
...Yes, I will stick with saying hello in Russian. Calling someone a fuckface during casual conversation is frowned upon, so I hear.
>>6152818
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
>>6152880
hello, can you hear me?
>>6152886
>he keeps telling her he loves Emilia-tan
I don't know how to do this! It's like all I can do is just scream the same thing over and over again at it!
>>6152888
Doesn't take a genius to not get boo'd off the stage, but I guess in your case it's impossible.
>>6152890
I don't have any sticks or a match. It'll be impossible to do at this rate unless someone has that kind of power.
>>6152892
Er...how about something a little different in Russian? Like some kind of friendly insult?
>>6152919
Ugh! Your jokes are so bad!
>>6152919
SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU! QUICK, FIND AN ATTRACTIVE MAN AND KISS HIM! OINLY THEN WILL THE WAIFU LOSE INTEREST!
>>6152919
Friendly insults? Hm... Кaпитaлиcтичecкaя cвинья. Which means "capitalist pig" in Russian, by the way. It is hard to think of friendly insults that aren't plain mean-spirited. I can always just greet them in Russian until they go ballistic! Would that be sufficient? Would I gain more friends that way?
Good anime to fag characters from?
>>6152944
Cory in the House
>>6152944
60 Minutes
>>6152944
Glaslip
>>6152944
Kitchen Nightmares
>>6152944
Birth of a Nation
>>6152919
Then get a blanket or something, I don't know. I'm tired, don't make me spew analogies.
>>6152944
Danganronpa.
>>6152944
Fag someone from Touhou instead, Hoshi.
>>6152924
Bad? I thought they were to die for.
>>6152926
>looks around
>finds >>6152944 and kisses him
>>6152943
Blah, mean spirited is the best thing you can do! The meaner the friendlier, y'know?
>>6152961
>finds a blanket and wraps you in it
Good night Rika-tan. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>6152961
Go to bed, Tank-Chan.
>>6152987
Hoshi, I think Okabe is coming onto you
>>6152997
Isn't everyone?
>>6152976
Alright, the meaner, the friendlier! I can mix in a bit of intimidation to make more friends that way, too! I just thought of one! "Бecпoлeзнaя тpaтa пpocтpaнcтвa", which means "waste of space" in Russian! Is that mean enough, or should I mix in some other languages, too?
>>6152976
...It's working..The Waifu seems to lose interest. Keep this up and she'll be gone from you before the week ends!
>>6153005
I know I am, bby
>>6152994
I am!
>>6152986
>She immediately squirms away
DON'TTOUCHME.
You're all weirdos. Night.
>>6153011
My search has failed.
>>6153022
>kissu
>>6153008
Mix it in, but you're going to have to get meaner if you want whoever's receiving the insult to be genuinely impressed.
>>6153009
Uh...I don't know who else to kiss.
>>6153022
Technically I never touched you, the blanket did all the touching for me.
>>6153027
She has a nice ass.
>>6153032
It's a cute Waifu....Can I have her?
>>6153032
kiss me
then you, me and hoshi can have a threesome later
>>6153032
>subaru never gave me the rest of the drill chan screenshots
;_;
>>6153040
Can we all have handsomes in our own houses instead?
>>6153022
Pыбaк pыбaкa видит издaлeкa. Дo cвидaния.
>>6153032
Meaner? I will make a "Soviet Medley" of sorts - I shall combine every single Soviet language to make an amalgamation of an insult! Do you think that they will be impressed by that?
>>6153039
>brings the lolu closer to him
Sorry, but I'm actually collecting these right now.
>>6153040
If you say so anon.
>kissu
I don't know who you are, but you should stop being so pushy.
>>6153048
You're too good for her anyways.
>>6153058
Haaaaa, I don't think a soviet medley is needed. The less singing the better, you know? Get right to the point and cut off all the fat.
>>6153074
>me
>good
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6153078
>you
>good
Yes.
>>6152976
You are just the worst!
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>6153074
I was talking about the leech on your back. She could pass for a cute maid.
There will be a game in about two hours.
>a figure bursts from below a layer of earth, shaking dirt off himself vigoursly.
Have they gone!?
>>6153180
THE RUM IS STILL GONE, JACK! IT'S STILL GONE!
>>6153180
Have who gone, slick?
>>6153083
I'm not
We discussed this
Also message me on steam sometime
I get very lonely
>>6153074
Not literally a Soviet medley, but just an amalgamation of all these different languages together. I will just work off of Ukrainian and Belarusian for now.
...Tвoя мaть былa cвинья, вaш бaтькo бyв бypжyaзiя, i вы збoй. I am good at insults, as you can tell.
>>6153180
Yes, they have gone! You can come out from the ground now, my friend, they've left and might not ever come back! Quick, let us run away and find a hiding place!
>>6153191
Who, WHO!? The Barbarians of Port Pierre, only the most savage band of killers in the entire archipelago!
>>6153211
Whoa, whoa, cut the pirate lingo, Slick. This ain't Keelhaul Key.
>>6153210
Oh they'll be back before sun-up, and when they do get here, we're both as good as skinned. I'll lead us to a smuggler's den to hold over till tomorrow night, but you'll have to carry this for me!
>From below his hiding spot, he hauls out a small chest, then tosses it at your chest
Catch!
>>6153210
>>6153228
Keelhauling? Why on earth would you think this is an appropriate time!? Help your mate carry the loot, we haven't the time to waste!
>He points at Ivan and the chest, spitting out one last clump of dirt
>>6153210
Your sentence isn't gramatically correct, you know that, right?
>>6153263
Dunno what Keelhaul actually means, but I ain't a member of any crew but my own, so scram!
>>6153278
Mate, listen closely. In that chest, there's more than enough treasure for all three of us to live like kings for several lifetimes. If you don't want a cut, more for me and my first mate here >>6153210
>>6153304
I already live like a king. You got your own castle, Slick? 'Cause I do.
...But treasure sounds good. Yo, you with the weird language, let's do this.
>>6153304
Does Mr. Jack Swallow swallow?
>>6153327
That was a terrible wordplay, Spider-Chan.
>>6153333
quads confirm
>>6153333
I didn't have much to work with.
>>6153327
>He looks at you with great disappointment
Sparrow, love. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
>>6153318
It would seem as though we have a deserter! You have been promoted to first mate! First order of duty, hauling that blasted chest! Onward!
>>6153348
As long as Mr. Unintelligible puts his back into it.
>>6153346
Do you also say that when you try to seduce Darling-Kun?
>>6153357
Mate, look around. Do you see him anymore? I can't work with a crew like this.
You're dismissed from your duties and position, do with your life what you may, adieu.
>He grabs the chest throws it back into his hiding spot, then lays back where he was before, scooping dirt over himself until no longer visible
>>6153371
...
Well, that was somethin'.
>It's really fucking late. Good night, all!
>>6153377
>A muffled goodnight escapes the nearby pile of dirt
>>6153362
I usually don't say all that much. Same goes for darling because he is usually bound and gagged.
>>6153348
Could've sworn I heard swallow somewhere and you didn't answer my question.
>>6153263
>Ivan catches the chest, trying his hardest not to drop it.
I-I have the chest, but I cannot guarantee that I'll know what to do! I am scatterbrained at the moment, but I will try my absolute hardest to listen to your commands, my friend! I... I took too long, didn't I? I cannot believe that my boss needed me to do something so late at night...
>>6153270
...
I am not a clever man. I apologise, Anon.
>>6153371
>>6153377
Farewell to the both of you, and I am deeply sorry for being so late. Дoбpoй нoчи.
>>6153387
Your question was very clearly addressed to another individual who is not named Sparrow nor a captain. If you expect me to employ your services, you'll need to shape up, savvy?
>>6153389
>Dirt muffled swearing
>>6153389
Don't apologise. These languages are quite complicated. You are still better in them than many others.
>>6153403
I'll find out sooner or later. And I'll have you know I'm in perfect shape.
I just want to fucking die.
>>6153403
>Ivan just puts his head in his hands, sighing deeply.
Yes, yes, I know, I am a completely unreliable first mate. If you have any complaints, get them off your chest, because I am going to try my hardest to ensure that this never happens again. Пpocти.
>>6153421
>apologise
kys
>>6153421
But it is hard knowing that I have messed up with them considering my sisters speak them a lot. I must learn to speak them properly sometime, maybe I can use them frequently whenever I arrive here... What do you think, Anon?
>>6153422
I'll be the judge of that, love.
>Without hesitation, the rogue grabs both of your breasts as though inspecting them. He weighs both in either hand, feeling around the perimeter, then drops then with a satisfied grin
Alright, you pass! How many shillings for a night?
>>6153429
>The intensity of the muffled shouts increases, dirt pile vibrating, chunks spewing occasionally from above his mouth
>>6153439
If it's what you want, then go for it. Good luck with that.
>>6153454
>He slowly mutters in Russian, just waiting for the captain to jump out of the pile and start yelling at him.
We are civilised people, my friend. I do not blame you for being upset at me, but I do hope you aren't going to go ballistic at me. We can settle this without conflict, дa? For some reason, I have a feeling I shouldn't have said that...
>>6153455
I shall attempt to use them frequently. Perhaps it will help me reconcile with my sisters... Thank you for the well wishes, Anon. I legitimately appreciate it.
>>6153481
Reconcile? Are you in bad terms with your sisters?
>>6153481
>A hand raises from the pile and limply waves off the Russian, then sinks back below the dirt
>>6153454
>without hesitation the spider wraps you up in a tight but comfy cocoon of thread and proceeds to hang you up on a nearby tree branch and leaves you to dangle helplessly
Now I get to decide what to do with you. Oh how the possibilities are endless.
>>6153507
>Bound entirely, the webbed bundle writhes as he struggles against his bonds, eyes wide with panic
>>6153504
...Y-Yes. I don't know if I should tell you about them or not, but I am on bad terms with them. I don't know if it is my fault or not they are like this towards me, but I hope we can all live together again like we did during the Kiev Rus days...
>>6153506
...?
>Ivan suddenly snaps back to attention, looking at the dirt pile with a surprised expression.
Do you really forgive me, sir? Thank you so much! I will ensure that something like this won't even happen again whenever you wish to work with me, alright? Thank you, once more!
>>6153523
>Muffled protests are accompanied by a more frantic waving of his hand, as if telling you to run. In the distance, the sound of drums grows louder
>>6153511
I think I'll just leave you there and come back later. I need to rest.
>>6153528
>After failing to escape, he too resigns himself to sleep, hoping he didn't offend the arachnid prostitute too badly
>>6153527
Ah? What? What are you trying to do there, my friend? Is something the matter?
>Ivan hears the drums and instantly gets the message that the hand is trying to tell him, a shocked expression becoming more and more present as the time passes.
W-What is THAT?! Where can I run?! You cannot just tell me to run if I don't know where to run! Paбoтa co мнoй здecь!
>>6153523
Aha, now I understand! You are on pretty good terms with one of your sister actually. Don't you know that?
>>6153531
>is offended
>>6153543
>The hand retreats and all movement stops. The best bet for hiding in the nearby surroundings is a crop of bushes which offer a decent view of the dirt pile
>>6153548
>As is always the case with him and women
THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
>>6153548
>kisses tumtum
>>6153544
A-Ah? I'm on good terms with one of them? But Belarus stalking me isn't something I would call "on good terms with". I do love her like a sister, but is stalking really something that means you are on good terms with them?
>>6153549
>As soon as the thought pops into his head, he bolts into the bushes, looking at the dirt pile as soon as he is completely obscured by the greenery.
Ч-Чтo пpoиcхoдит?
>>6153557
Of course!
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE.
YOU ARE A PIRATE
>>6153564
A-Ah! B-Belarus! I... I... A-Are you...?
>Ivan slowly begins to tear up, not knowing what to do.
I-Is that really you? Heт, I just can't believe that you are here! I must be d-dreaming, дa? That is the only explanation for something like this...!
>>6153572
I am a pirate? I was not told of this. I wonder what else I secretly am...
>the bound man conveys a farewell to all for the night with only his eyes
>>6153557
>The pile is trodden on for hours by a seemingly unending horde of savages
>>6153565
>Roguish wink
>>6153581
...
>Ivan just looks on in amusement. And horror. Mostly horror, as such a sight is just worrying to the large Russian. After an hour passes, he slowly backs away, praying to every diety that the pirate is okay.
Д-Дo cвидaния, my friend. I hope you made it out alright, because I don't think I'm able to get you out of this...!
>>6153578
Бpaтик, why are you so mean to me? Why you can't just feel мoю любoвь?
>She looks depressed
Damn. I thought HG were gone for good
>>6153614
Some are still here during dead hours
>>6153601
>Ivan quickly shakes his head, a saddened expression on his face.
I cannot feel the same way because we are siblings, Бeлapycь. Although I love you and Ukraine with all my heart, I just can't return the same feelings you do, дa? It's... I don't hate you, cecтpa! I don't want it to seem like I do!
>>6153614
We are still here, Anon.
How many are lurking
>>6153670
hey
>>6153670
>raises hand
>>6153670
>>6153670
Oh, good morning!
>falls down a flight of stairs
>>6153677
go to sleep, wig
>>6153670
>CF is distracting.
>>6153684
I'm havin nightmares about our third quarters this year
>>6153691
then beat up the nightmares
I just wanted to say good morning ;-;
>>6153699
>kissu
>>6153696
Good idea coach!
>>6153699
Mornin
>>6153705
it is scientifically proven that if you beat the shit out of nightmares they'll stop plaguing you
>when you're in a feel-good mood and nothing can stop you from having one
Feels good, man.
>>6153709
I'll give it a shot man.
>>6153681
You got strongest games? If not, I'm done for the night
>>6153627
We gone through a lot of disasters вмecтe. Without you I would not be the same country as I am now. Without you I've probably never existed. How can I possibly hate you? I owe you my life, бpaтик! That's why... that's why...
>Tears starts pouring from her eyes
I want to protect you, even if it costs me my life!.. But why?.. Why don't you want to accept it? Why are you the one, who is always protecting me? It's unfair!
>>6153718
they aren't ready yet, didn't have much time to work in then because of my exams