HGHOT
Sleepy edition
>>6149911
I'm a Minnie, not a Clover.
I want Hoshi succ my benis
Make hg gay again
>>6150053
IoHo
>>6149779(Ms. ???)
I don't believe I never met him. Thank you for trying to make me feel better though with that.
>>6149817(Ms. Rika)
Oh dear. I'm all ears if you need someone. It's quite relieving, if I say so myself. But don't let this be about me right now.
>>6149824(Ms. Nagato)
I cannot apologize enough. Though I must say, they succeeded in raising a lady.
>>6150052
Get some rest, miss.
>>6150093
But it already is
>>6150093
>Again
>>6149921
You know I can't change that... But at least I'm trying...
>>6149923
I see... I'll jump infront of a bus or a train next time I have the chance...
>>6149938
>I'd help you if I could, my man, I had a Doll folder, but I deleted along with almost every folder that I didn't have an use for.
Why won't you love me?
>>6150100
No need to apologizes. I'm glad I was raised the way I was. Thank you for looking past my cold exterior.
>>6149914
You don't seem to have all that much Araragi.
>>6150146
'Cause I don't feel love, Slick.
>>6150146
Take me out to dinner first, Anon.
>>6150144
Damnit Araragi I could have used that folder ;_;
>>6150146
you're not Matoi
>>6150146
Are you a cute anime girl?
>>6150146
Because you aren't interesting in a place where being interesting is rewarded and being a memeshit is not.
>>6150052
Go to bed, doofus.
>>6150100
Naah, it's just someone that looked...a LOT like my big sister. It's kinda just...weird, really.
>>6150100
Reminder that sleepers are killing the games.
Reminder that sleep enablers are killing the games.
>>6150146
Because the only thing i can love is the food ~
>>6150181
This the new meme to distract from the actual reason?
>>6150158
>Uses a vacuun and sucks the ghost inside of it
>Rustling from the bushes.
>>6150146
Teach us the ways of the 3rd quarter, and I will love you forever
>>6150146
>mfw Kuuko doesn't love me
>>6150199
What?
>>6150196
>Fires AK
>>6150193
>The vacuum only irritates Doopliss as he stands there.
This ain't very nice, Slick.
>>6150196
Huh?
>>6150196
WAH!
>Backs off with fly still open and penis sticking out, dripping urine
>Wasn't finished
>>6150196
A-ah.. Mr. Terumi, there's something over there..
"And? Just fucking blast it with some magic if you're so worried about it."
>>6150148
I know that my limit seems like a very thin, almost invisible line, but it's a line I'd never cross.
>>6150163
>S-Sorry
>>6150196
Harambe? That you again?
how I can be like Hoshi?
yuno please host
>>6150244
Act as much like an angry infant as you can.
>>6150244
Something something be or do something people don't like
>>6150196
>goes to the bushes
Whatever you are. you are going to be my dinner ~
>>6150196
>Watching...
>>6150196
Ah? Is someone there? Please tell me it is not a monster, I do not wish to bloody my pipe again...
>>6150252
>Wiggins
>>6150196
AND IT'S A GUY GETTING FUCKED BY A BEAR
>>6150259
Uhh...hey there, Slick. What're you carryin'?
>>6150259
...
>>6150259
Oh damn, been forever since you been here! What's been good Chai? Find your dad yet?
>>6150270
It's obvious.
>>6150233
Guess I'll just kms now
>>6149952
I was referring to someone else...but it doesn't not work for you.
>>6150144
That's all you can do and I do appreciate it you know...
QUICK, ACT NATURAL
>>6150297
Hmm, then there must be something else.
>>6150259
Oh.. It's just some person..
>Kazuma had already readied for an attack, but her relaxes somewhat and the magic circle floating above his hand disappears.
"Hahaha, I say you still throw a fireball at her."
>>6150316
That's not possible
>>6150323
You are, so stop trying to be a sneaky shit.
>>6150316
>eats a bat
>>6150340
You first
>>6150323
>"forever"
I did that like three months in the Hunger Games of /b
>>6150353
hah feget
>>6150351
Kek, what's a newfag like you talking shit about Hoshi for?
>>6150316
>Turns poster below into a pig.
Alright, now what?
>>6150353
Oh the recent ones. We aren't too familiar with much from them.
>>6150262
Dinner?
>Her tummy growls.
Dinner, would like.
>>6150263
>>6150278
Mwee?
>>6150269
>She starts waving her arms around.
Not monster! Not monster! No blood!
>>6150277
Coffin, very important.
...Ghost?
>>6150290
Remember! I remember!
Remains, still missing. Won't stop looking!
>>6150324
Magic...? Wizard?
>She places a hand on her chest.
Wizard also.
>>6150362
Wiggins is in bed with Junkers so it's obvious he would denouce Hoshi like CIV 5.
>>6150362
Acting like a loud infant and bringing nearly everyone down when he does so
>>6150144
Thank you very much. I knew I could depend on you, Ragi.
>>6150308
> :(((
>>6150311
I-I'm sorry... I know I should try a lot harder...
>>6150376
Who is in bed with who these days?
>>6150374
......what?
I dislike Hoshi
>>6150391
I'm in bed with Tricky's cat
>>6150400
Me too.
>>6150374
A coffin, huh? Anythin' in it, Slick?
Also, yeah, I'm a ghost, but more than that, i'm a Duplighost. Watch.
>He copies her appearance and abilities entirely.
See, Slick, I'm you now!
>>6150374
>Although his expression softens, he still begins to reach for his pipe.
For all I know, you could be deceiving me, дa? Are you sure you are not a monster?
>>6150093
No I'm not bringing yukine back
>>6150374
Oh.. nevermind ~. you are "human" or something similar.
>>6150374
Damn, not even a single urn or whatever? I know you had the one once.
>Wiggins shitposts people he's trigger by and stirs shit for the sake of stopping shit stirrers
Hypocrisy of the highest order.
>>6150374
Haha.. Not quite, I'm still just a student.. Not a particularly remarkable one either.
"You say that but even someone as weak as you with magic could cause a lot of destruction, hahaha."
>>6150429
>Hoshi
>>6150429
>he's triggers by
What did he mean with this?
>>6150093
who is Hoshi and what does he do?
>>6150148
I am not looking past anything, miss. Just saying what I can see right now.
>>6150180
I see. Having a family member pass would be a lot on your mind. I suppose I was lucky wen we all died that night.
>>6150181
Don't be silly. No one can stay awake forever. Plus, trying to do this while you are tired is the worst feeling. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
>>6150383
>Blaming a single person because people can't ignore a shitposter
>Must encourage a crusade against that one person when he's been irrelevant for weeks now
Wewlad take a whiff of this bullshit.
>>6150445
He's a driver
He drives
>>6150445
he saves the games
>>6150385
No problem, now I jist need to find a parked one so I ca jump in front of it, then you'd be really happy.
>>6150445
He's done alot for this community.
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.
>>6150437
>insecure Wiggins
Watch out wiggins, hoshmens out to git cha!
>>6150451
I'm not encouraging one. Someone asked and I was bored enough to answer.
>>6150460
Nice meme
>>6150463
No cocks for you to suck tonight?
>>6150463
Hoshi also shitposts because people asked for it and he was bored.
>>6150460
IKR
I met him in the Golden Era
I know this is gay and all to ask but
What the fuck are people whining about today?
I wish both sides would come to an agreement and Hoshi enjoyed doing things for everyone again before things went the way they did.
>>6150447
Not...pass. Not her. She just sorta...vanished. The lady I met just...looks like her. Except her hair is blue. And she's kinda...really cold to the touch.
post avs, not shit
>>6150472
his ava looks like a girl with large pink braids named junko
>>6150492
>>6150489
Nice meme.
Hoshi has been gathering oldfags to join his secret discord for months.
It's literally /sanc/ 2.0
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called “toys” were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
>>6150399
Staring.
>She pouts.
...Rude.
>>6150411
Shocking Truth!!
>Inspects the doppelganger Chaika.
Mwee... Copying, don't like.
>>6150412
Certain, absolute! Not monster!
Please believe! Name, Chaika Ga--
>She stops for a moment to correct herself.
Chaika Trabant! Princess! Traveler! Not monster!
>>6150420
...Yes.
>>6150424
Remains, have three now. Got back from thief.
>>6150434
Two voices, hard to listen.
Post avas and rate accordingly
>>6150489
Me too
Make the Hunger Games great again
It looks impossible, but eith determination, we can make it
>>6150472
He looks like God.
Who is on Hoshis side
Post your ava wallpapers
>>6150525
People who are on Hoshi's side are the ones on everyone's side. They don't pick sides.
>>6150500
I thought his avatar was a star head one
>>6150506
Prove it
post friends, avas, steam, discord, boards and erp
Hoshi has been really cool and hosting during dead hours these past couple of days. I'm been fine with him.
>>6150534
Nigga, you asked me what the ava looked like, now you be tellin' me who tha fuck I'm talking about?
>>6150525
I dunno, maybe that Terminator fag?
>>6150510
Ah, it's fine, Slick.
>He turns back.
Ain't got any reason to tease you with that.
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
>By popular demand, apparently.
>>6150510
Two voices..? Wait.. You can actually hear him? That normally doesn't happen.
>>6150520
If only the memelords would just piss off.
>>6150510
>He shrugs.
I can stare at whoever I'd like.
>>6150459
The bus has to be moving, idiot. I'll give you the night to get that through your thick skull. I'm outta here.
>is outta here
>>6150390
Don't be sorry, it's a good thing you try.
>>6150534
>Hoshi
>>6150566
Nice meme
>>6150569
seek sunlight
>>6150554
I want to violently rape this Wallpaper.
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
>drives into the thread in first gear
...
>stares
kys Baron
...
>>6150510
But... you look very tasty ~
>>6150566
we're all hoshi, wiggins.
>>6150510
Damn, that's a good start! I gotta go watch some game tape, but best a luck.
>>6150558
Sorry again for bringin it up. Didn't think.
>>6150579
kys Yukine
>>6150554
This nigga loves Undertale TOO MUCH
>>6150510
Hm... I have my doubts, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you. Пpинцecca? Пyтeшecтвeнник, тoжe? I've got my eye on you, Princess Chaika. If you have been lying...
>He grins.
Let us not get into that. Ivan. Russia, if you wish to associate me with it. Paд вcтpeтить тeбя.
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
>>6150583
By seriously, I'm not the one doing the
>Ava name
Or
t. Ava name stuff
>>6150554
I want to fuck Muffet
>>6150586
why u do?
>>6150579
I CAN'T DRIVE
FIFTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>6150586
>stares
...
...
...
kys Baron
>chews on toothpick
>>6150584
It's too late. You're on the shitposter registry. You've been caught with unfavorable opinions about another avafag now everything said about him or her will automatically be associated with you in some shape or form.
>Wiggins
Here is your greentag, you'll be seeing lots of these.
>>6150561
You didn't way it had to be moving! The deal is off!
>>6150564
But I feel like I'm not doing enough... I feel like I could do better.
>>6150600
>bullies
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
1/2
>>6150614
it was a mobile screenshot dipshit
>>6150614
>drives by
>steps out of car
>picks up hammer
>caves your skull in
>spits on you
...
...
kys Baron
>chews toothpick
>drives
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
>>6150615
2/2
>>6150576
>>6150603
>Yeah I can tell y'all do.
>>6150595
>Slightly too much, probably.
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
>>6150529
>>6150518
>>6150496
Ok
>>6150554
Oh, good. Friendly ghost.
>She reaches out to pet him.
>>6150556
Imagination?
>>6150559
Very rude...
>>6150582
M-mwee?
>>6150584
Okay! Good luck, you too!
>>6150596
Not lying! Lying, very bad!
>>6150638
Thanks for hosting Yuno
>>6150634
Can't wait for this to be pinned on me.
>>6150642
>massages your feet
>>6150646
that's hoshi, faggot
>>6150634
Wat are 2hu maymays
Reply to every single person in this thread
guys yuno died
>>6150642
>He recoils slightly.
Now hold on a minute, Slick, what're you doing?
>>6150612
>>6150647
>Cirno
>>6150665
Reminder that dead people are killing the games.
>>6150642
There's a uniformed approach to your response: I don't care.
>>6150642
Maybe i'm going to reconsider about eating you ~
>>6150481
It isn't my place to say. It'll blow over like the wind though. It always does.
>>6150492
I see? It seems to be a sad and confusing situation. Did she abandon you?
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
I shall fulfill your requests. I hope you are pleased.
>>6150533
sounds about right.
>>6150642
Yes, lying is very bad. Not nice. After all, no one likes children that don't play nice, дa? I just do not think you aren't threatening. You're hiding something, and I intend to find out what it is.
Reminder that Yuno is the one pulling the strings
Hoshi and Junko are just pawns
>>6150496
>>6150518
>>6150529
>
>>6150609
No, not the green tag! I'll do anything!
>>6150554
I might have to bring out Walter if I see the dude around. Big Lebowski circlejerk initiating.
>>6150577
I haven't seen the other two, but the one on the left has been solid from what I've noticed. I'll keep an eye open for next time.
>>6150600
Welcome back Old Nep.
>>6150615
>>6150627
You've been improving pretty consistently as of late, but keep working on it. You let a little too much of yourself slip through at times, to the point where it's noticeable.
>>6150681
I just don't understand what anyone is talking about
What the fuck is this?
>>6150700
Don't worry about it and do your own thing
>>6150695
It's a ruse
What the hell is with the boogeyman faggotry in this thread?
You all could have hosted once today.
>>6150670
>>6150719
Step on me Uni-san <3
>>6150695
>The Dude's coming out tomorrow because I change to the next av every two days, so that would be amazing.
>>6150724
>I did.
>>6150724
>implying I didn't
>>6150577
>I don't recognize the one in the middle, but the girl in the left has catched my eye. Seems fun to talk with but I've yet to get a chance.
>>6150627
>>6150615
>>6150600
>One day I'll talk to one of you.
>>6150695
>Artoria will probably ask Colonel for more chicken at some point.
>>6150646
>>6150656
>Wrong, I'm Kamina.
>>6150554
New hosts are always appreciated.
>>6150736
prove it
>>6150719
>
>>6150724
I'll host tonight
>>6150727
Don't you have something better to do? Other than being mean to little girls?
>>6150732
...
>Quickly turns and starts walking away quickly
KFC is shit
NOTICE ME HOSHI SEMPAI
>>6150749
>Thanks. I'm trying to host pretty often, but I don't want to burn myself out too quickly.
>>6150772
>Chik-Fil-A supremacy.
>>6150768
>leaps forward and grabs onto Uni ankles
>>6150768
I do, but you should be glad that I took the time to be mean to you when nobody else would.
>>6150681
Abandon? Naah. She was just kinda...weirded out. I could tell as soon as I touched her it wasn't her, but....
>She shrugs awkwardly
At least I might've introduced her to a new hobby.
>>6150695
>Thanks. Any praise is helpful to me. Means I am doing something right.
>>6150749
>Jinkuro? Well, that "she" is going to show you how much of a man she really is. And fun girl... she is a WIP. And Jill is just... Jill.
>>6150669
Petting. Ghost, friendly.
Cute!
>>6150676
Not nice. Don't like.
>>6150677
E-eat!?
No! Don't eat!
Don't taste good!
>>6150688
Hiding...?
>>6150768
If you could punch one person, who would it be?
>>6150807
Oh, well, uh, alright.
>He lets himself be pet.
>>6150772
Boy, you keep runnin your mouth like that, and you're gon find yourself neck deep in the worst kind a trouble.
>>6150788
And lookie here. We got ourselves anotha troublemaker. Tell me boy, what's it like makin the worst decision of your entiah life?
>>6150807
Пpячeтcя. Something about you irks me, and I haven't the faintest clue on what it is! What a predicament we have going on here, дa?
>>6150825
Fuck you
>>6150807
Just a little bite ~
>bites shoulder
>>6150749
>Maybe....
>>6150790
H-Hey! Let go creep!!
>Starts violently shaking her ankles
>>6150794
Why would I be glad about that? Why are you always like this?
>>6150814
Ararag-
>>6150821
This creep!
>Punches
>>6150825
>kissu
>not yukine
>>6150807
Whatever.
>>6150843
>mfw you don't want to punch me
GOD IS REAL
Suggest me some old animu to waste my time and watch them
>>6150612
Then try harder you dingus.
>>6150830
I dunno, Slick, but you just made your worst decision talkin' like that to me.
>He transforms into the Colonel.
Look at me, ah'm old and speak like ah hahd a stroke, huh huh!
>>6150855
Yu Yu Hakusho
>>6150710
I'm afraid you have lost me. Are we not talking about the arguing going on?
>>6150724
I can go again if no one else can.
>>6150795
At least something good came of that! About your sister. You should- ahem. I'm not good with this stuff.
>>6150837
>What'd I do this time?
>>6150845
>I'm getting mixed messages here...
>>6150825
>You're fun to talk to. Just like Gundam
>>6150638
>Oh, yeah. I hope we do something in the future... maybe.
>>6150855
>Gokudo
>>6150855
inferno cop
>>6150865
Fuck you, lying cunt
>>6150855
cow and chicken
>>6150843
>>6150849
>Falls flat on his ass
It's a gift.
>>6150855
>Armored Trooper VOTOMS, Fang of the Sun Dougram
>>6150864
I should? Go ahead, say it.
>>6150849
I-I don't even know who you are though!
>>6150880
Stop pestering me!
>>6150855
Cory in the House
>>6150843
I thought you like me being mean to you, I could try something else if you want.
>>6150857
I will, I will! I promise, I just need time.
>>6150861
Mhmhmhm, you thinkin you got powah ovah my form so easy?
>He hobbles closer to the imitation Colonel, until their noses nearly touch, and whispers
Lot hardah to steal from a god than a man, Doopliss.
>>6150825
Mwee? Him?
>>6150828
>Smiles while petting the ghost.
Name, Chaika Trabant. Happy to meet.
>>6150833
Strange words. Don't understand.
>>6150842
>Pushes away.
No biting! Will use magic!
Powerful wizard!
>>6150889
AND IF YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM, YOU'RE GOING TO PUNCH ME, SO I WON'T TELL YOU WHO I AM
GOD IS REAL
>>6150889
But dear, there is just way too much enjoyment out of it! Maybe if you ask nicely!
>>6150894
What the hell made you think that!? Of course I don't want you to be mean to me!
>>6150907
Tell me or I'm gonna punch you anyways!
>>6150914
>massages your feet
I have no images, and I must funpost
FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT
Hoshi is a traitor
>>6150905
Wizard?!. you can do everything with your magic ~?
>>6150923
>grabs your balls
>>6150885
Only because you told me to. Live as though she's watching over you still. It's what I do with my family. I realize though it may not apply to everyone.
>>6150905
It is Russian. It makes for a good accent, but let's not get into that. I lapse into it at times - "Hiding" is what I said.
...Wait! You're changing the subject, aren't you?
>>6150871
>That genuinely makes me feel confident about this then.
>>6150876
>What? W-what did I doo?!
>>6150905
>Kazuma points to a spot next to himself, of course the spot appears empty.
Yeah, him.. Mr. Terumi I should say.. He's a ghost, kind of..
>>6150928
Know many spells! Self-defense, will use!
>>6150940
Strange words, wanted to know. Sorry.
>>6150913
....P-please leave me alone...
>>6150922
Why can't you people leave me alone!?
>>6150914
B-But I don't want to. Do I HAVE to tell you who I am?
>>6150914
Well, you always punch me, kick me or shoot at me when I'm mean to you, and you like doing that, so it was the logical conclusion.
>>6150904
>Doopliss opens his mouth. His pupils suddenly dilate, as he realizes someone just said his name.
...NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
>He runs away.
>>6150905
Chaika, huh? Nice to meet you, too. The name's Doo-
>He pauses.
...Yeah, nice to meet you.
>>6150946
Now was that so hard hun? Well, since you asked so nicely! Back into the lair I go!
>>6150861
>>6150904
>>6150964
>>6150945
I enjoy speaking them, but... I apologise. If you wish, I can teach you what they mean. It seems like you are genuinely interested in knowing what they mean, so who am I to deny that?
Bы хoтитe изyчaть pyccкий язык?
>>6150936
She's. She's not gone, dammit. She's out there somewhere. Even if she doesn't remember me, she's out there.
>>6150954
Because I'll hit you!
>Uni starts to crack her knuckles
>>6150958
I don't like-
Are you socially inept?
>>6150968
...R-really?
W-Well, goodbye then!
The empress was in love with Peking opera.
>>6150943
Ghost, scary! Mean ghost! Haunting?
>>6150964
Doo, funny name.
Friends?
>>6150983
...
>She cocks her head.
Mwee?
>>6150945
You can make food appear?. you can make things bigger ~?
>>6151001
Kind of, but that doesn't prevent me from reading you like a book.
>>6151001
O-Okay, fine! Here! Did you miss me?
...I'm going to get punched regardless, aren't I? The hero's intelligence strikes back again...
>>6150964
>At the next door Doopliss tries to walk through, whenever that may be, he finds it swings open to reveal an empty KFC, save for the familiar old man in white standing behind the counter, who greets him with a genial wave, then slowly hobbles his way towards Doopliss, click clack of his cane echoing ominously.
>>6150975
Can I help you out there little fellah?
>>6151001
Don't get too excited hun, it's not the last you have seen of Annie.
>Auntie Anony
>>6151014
>Before she can even speak, you receive your answer to that question in the form of her stomach growling.
Mwee...
>>6150943
>Good to hear.
XD
>>6151006
>He laughs.
It is not a hard question to answer, мaлюткa. Yes or no. Do you wish for me to ask you it again?
>>6151006
I wouldn't say he's haunting me.. He's saved my live before, he's more of a.. 'Bad-mouthed guardian angel'.
>"She might not hear me but I can hear you and vise versa, do you want me to start yelling in your ears?"
>>6151046
>>6151018
If that was the case why where you so wrong this whole time?
>>6151024
No, you told me who you where stupid, I said I'd punch you if you didn't.
>>6151040
Stupid..
>>6151006
Uhhh...I ain't got any...
>>6151039
What, how!?
>He backs up.
>>6150989
This brings up the second point I thought of. It is certain that she is living, yes? While you try to find her, it is easy to think that she's happy somewhere. Would there be any reason to not believe that, miss?
i miss alam
>>6151058
Will be friend!
>Goes for a hug.
>>6151056
>>6151057
...
Wait. Hold up. Rewind the whole conversation - are you saying that you DON'T want to punch me? H-Holy crap, you don't want to punch me! I must be dreaming!
>>6151057
Because I'm an idiot, obviously, anyone can see that, god Uni, why do you ask such stupid questions?
>>6151073
That's what I said, are you dense?
>>6151041
Oh... that is a no ~. well, i have a little bit of jelly left. you want some ~?
>>6151058
See what happens when u hate KFC? BITCH
That's why I love eating in KFC
>>6151090
Really?! Will share?
Traveling for days. No food. Very grateful!
>>6151079
So take some advice, just assume you're wrong in advance and don't say anything.
>>6151058
>With every second, the cane taps grow louder. A small, vacant smile remains plastered on his unmoving face, dead eyes rolled over white. As he nears Doopliss, he raises his free hand outward, as if trying to grab the animated sheet
>>6151085
What a stupid question to ask! You already know who I am, you should feel dumb for asking that question! I just can't believe it - you don't want to punch me! This is a milestone in our relationship like you wouldn't believe! DURUFU~!
>>6151064
I. No, it's not. Technically speaking, she...doesn't exist. And never has. And neither do I. We sorta just started popping back up. There's no evidence she does, it's just...hope.
>>6151045
>Like I said before though, you Momohime/uhh... Jinkuro..? I think? A-Anyway, It made me play and beat Muramasa again, so I definitely like watching you use them.
>Also Jill is chill.
>>6150871
>I'll pray to RNGesus.
>>6151107
Believe it or not I don't go around punching idiots, idiot.
>>6151069
>>6151068
>He stands in shock for a moment before returning the hug.
...Thanks, Slick.
>>6151095
>I NEVER SAID I HATED KFC.
>>6151104
H-Hey, uh, Slick, you can stop that now.
>He backs up even faster.
>>6151099
>gives you the jar of jelly
i can make more later ~. enjoy it ~
>>6151108
So confusingly sad. All I can say is still have some hope, Miss Rika. The oddest yet fortunate things can happen at times. I'm proof of it after all.
Odds - host
Evens - close hg and go to sleep
Dubs - reveal an ava
>>6151116
It takes one to know one, y'know! Although the hero is a bit dense, he was sure that you were going to punch him, so this is, like, a relief! Man, being me is so troublesome at times...!
>>6151109
>That's also good to hear! I am glad that Jinkuro is liked by some in this place.
>And of course, Jill is nothing but chill. That's what she is always about, and that's why her weird friends like her.
>>6151113
>Prays
>>6151141
You're more stupid than Araragi..I'm actually getting a headache...
>>6151127
Doo, friend! Friendly ghost!
Very happy!
>>6151132
>She starts twisting open the jar.
Jelly, love! What flavor?
>>6151157
An honour, depending on how you take it! Would you believe me if I said I was his friend? If you're getting a headache, take some medicine or get some rest, silly! You seriously don't need the hero to tell you that, do you?
>>6151053
Ask again. Strange words, don't say.
>>6151054
Mwee...? Angel?
>>6151127
>The Colonel's jaw drops. Old, overlapping audio clips from KFC commerical long since passed blast from his gaping maw, as Doopliss backs into a wall where the door once was. Right as his withered fingers are about to clasp around Doopliss, everything stops. The lights flicker back on, customers bustle about, and the Colonel himself stands in front of you, looking as normal as ever.
Son, you still with us? I asked if you were enjoyin your meal.
>>6151137
I don't even know if my 'mother' is still around, it's just a...gut feeling.
...Think you could do a favor for me?
>>6151160
>massages your feet
>>6151100
That's stupid! I can't be wrong all the time!
>>6151160
A special one ~. i'm the only one who makes this kind of flavor ~
>>6151039
>I'm late! My sink broke!
"I'm helping myself to your $10 Popcorn Nuggets while you tended to that ghost, Colonel. Dude, there was this huuuuuge guy on the internet that really liked it. Maybe you can give Joey a discount for recommending these to me?"
>>6151176
For you, мaлюткa. Without the strange words, I said: "Do you want to learn Russian?" With that information in mind, do you wish to, or are you uninterested?
>>6151160
Heheh, you're pretty friendly too, Sli-Chaika.
>>6151178
H-Huh?
>He peels himself off the wall.
Uhhh, yeah, Slick. It's...It's good.
>>6151174
I don't need your two bits, moron, this is your fault anyways.
>>6151184
Every thing you've ever said ever is evidence to the opposite.
>>6151118
>>6151195
Don't you worry about that now son, though it's awful selfless of ya. Joey has been propahly taken care of by our boys back at corporate.
>>6151207
Ceahtainly bettah than any othah chicken chain you might a tried before, co-rrect?
>>6151182
*She nods, a wide smile on her face*
Just say what you need and I can certainly try.
>>6151213
Then the hero can help you out with that! Our healthcare is pretty sweet, if I do say so myself - I can make it better in no time! Or maybe I can tell you a few jokes? Laughter IS the best medicine, after all!
>>6151178
>A certain hungry Chaika is drawn in by the smell of KFC.
Chicken? Have chicken!?
>>6151187
...
>She stares down into the jar of jelly.
Worried...
>>6151200
Okay! Will learn!
>>6151207
Mweee~!
>She breaks the hug.
Friend, can trust. Coffin, want to know about?
>>6151143
>I wanted to ask, who's the other girl in your line-up? I only remember seeing her once.
>>6151176
Okay, maybe not an angel.. But he helps me sometimes.. Do you have anyone like that?
>>6151216
>>6151234
is just "worm" flavor. eat it already ~
>>6151225
Uhhh...y-yeah...
>>6151234
Yeah, been wonderin' what you got in there.
>>6151229
....If that's the best "medicine" you can provide I feel bad for every one of your citizens.
>>6151234
You wish to?
>With a clap of his hands, he moves in front of Chaika, sitting down and facing her.
Then let us begin right this moment, дa? I have so many things to teach you, but I will only teach you the basics. How about I teach you how to say "hello" first?
>>6151237
>It's Fun Girl from Yandere Simulator. She is a work in progress.
>>6151213
I... I see... I should just shut up... I'm sorry.
>>6151227
Just...keep an eye out for some people, could you?
>She starts rifling through her satchel
>>6151264
No, that isn't the ONLY medicine I have, come on now. It's not like we cured rabies just by telling the victims a knock-knock joke. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks I am! I've got brains! At least, I think I do...
>>6151237
Yes! Friends, also saboteurs.
Helpful, very nice! Like family!
>>6151254
W-worm?
>She hesitates... then closes the jar again.
Can't eat...
Not hungry.
>>6151263
Traveling. Ultimate quest.
Father's remains, scattered, stolen. Finding, collecting.
Give father funeral, end goal. Remains, inside coffin. Also Gandr.
>>6151266
Hello? Can say!
Helloo!!
Hey guys, how's it hanging? I hope there wasnt to much bad blood today.
>>6151278
But of course. You can count on me. If you don't mind me asking, what are you doing now?
>>6151294
>massages your feet
>>6151276
... D-Don't play the guilt card now!
>>6151287
Hmm, you sure don't act it.
>>6151291
Oh well ~.
>grabs the jar
>eats the jelly AND the jar
>>6151291
Ah, not THAT kind of hello, мaлюткa. How you say hello in Russian is MUCH different to it in Russian. Let me demonstrate. Здpaвcтвyйтe! Now, do you think you can pronounce that?
>>6151294
It's been doing quite well. Nothing too bad has happened today, although I am sure I will be proven wrong in a few minutes. How has it been, my friend?
>>6151291
>He looks shocked.
O-Oh, well, alright. Kinda regret askin', but I guess what else could be in a coffin than a dead guy.
>>6151294
Besides that old guy freakin' me out, it's been good.
>>6151294
Oh hello Garma! I'm sad to say you caught me at a bad time.
>>6151234
Why hello there little miss! If you was askin, then ahm answerin. A course I got chicken, ehhehehehehe! Hold the phone...you got chicken yourself!
>>6151263
>The old man darts in, peeling lips hovering next to where an ear would be on Doopliss's head, and whispers
And don't you evah fohget it, less you want to see what happens when I get ya.
>He pulls back into his normal frail posture and calls out
Lemme know iffin you need anythin else. Have a nice meal now, ya hear?
>With that, he hobbles away to another table, as though Doopliss was any other customer
>>6151321
Thanks! Feels good to have the royal treatment for once here.
Guess who's back?
>>6151326
How you say hello in Russian is MUCH different to it in English.
This is just embarrassing.
>>6151340
....Is it Eruna?
>>6151322
It's not that I'm legitimately dumb, it's that I have no reason to show everyone my true potential. After all, if they can't handle me at my worst, then do they deserve me at my best? Nine out of eleven people said "No"!
>>6151294
Blood will be spilled eventually, three-hours give or take.
>>6151294
Welcome to KFC, son! How can I help you out today?
>>6151340
... Ms. Baker?
>>6151324
>Her jaw drops.
Sh-shocking Truth...
>>6151326
M-mwee? Repeat please.
>>6151329
Traveling essentials also.
>Her tummy growls.
Mwee... Except food. Many days, no eating...
>>6151332
>Her stomach voices otherwise with a hungry growl.
Chicken, please give?
>>6151272
>Yandere.. Oh boy, I imagine with a character like that you'll need a target right?
>>6151291
It must be nice having people like that, outside of Mr. Terumi, I don't really have anyone.
>>6151294
What would you call seeing someone that looked almost exactly like your long-lost sister?
>>6151301
I'm just-I'm looking for pictures, hold on....
>>6151322
I'm not, I get itm you don't want to hear any of the stupid things that come out of my mouth, so don't worry, you won't have to anymore...
>>6151332
>Doopliss slides down the wall and sits for a moment.
...Well, that was...somethin'.
>>6151376
Uhhh...I ain't got any on me, but that old guy really likes his chicken. Ask him, I guess.
>>6151326
Still trying to come to terms with many things...But I'm glad to be here in such good company. Helps put me at ease. What makes you say that things will turn sour?
>>6151329
...
Not to burst your bubble friend, but Halloween ended a few days ago.
>>6151330
I take it that you are about to leave? Shame. Take care!
>>6151363
That's unfortunate. I don't like seeing people die, even if it is in a place like this.
>>6151364
Uhh KFC? What does that stand for?
>>6151376
What's wrong?.
>>6151350
>>6151368
NONE OTHER THAN THE SHOCKMASTER
>>6151377
No friends?
...Friend, want me?
>>6151388
Chicken, very tasty! Want!
>>6151394
Jar, not food...
>>6151362
...Right...keep telling yourself that.
>>6151386
....
>Turns around and crosses her arms
Hmmph.
>>6151389
Death's a given, if you like it or not.
>>6151408
Everything is food ~
>>6151376
>He laughs once again.
Здpaвcтвyйтe. It is how we greet others in Russian, although "Пpивeт" is used as well. I can only assume thay you wish for me to pronounce it, дa?
>>6151389
Then you have come to the right man for that situation, my friend. I may not be the most stable of people, but I can always help you with your troubles.
"What makes you say that things will turn sour"? I do not know why, but something in the air just makes me feel... Cold. This is not the kind of cold I experience in Siberia, it seems much more prominent and unsettling. Like frostbite has taken effect already.
>>6151385
Take your time, miss. To keep it from being silent, yo wouldn't be the first person I helped with looking for others. In fact, she was looking for you!
>>6151389
Thank you. I'm about to leave soon to take a bath. Just trying to help a friend.
>>6151389
Slick, I always look like this.
>>6151408
Well, uh, ask the old guy, but tell him you prefer KFC or whatever. Trust me.
>>6151417
Are you food?
>>6151376
Now now, it's right there behind your ear!
>A trembling hand reaches past the side of her head, then pulls back into view with an entire bucket of fresh from the fryer Original Recipe chicken in it
Ehehehee, see what I mean? Go on, try it!
>>6151389
Are you pullin my leg, boy? What's it stand for!? Kentucky Fried Chicken a course! Biggest damn chicken chain in the entiah world!
>>6151377
>Well, Fun Girl already has a target. And that's Yandere-Chan, for she can have with her.
>>6151409
I will, 'cause it's the truth. I'm not ACTUALLY dumb, I just don't see any reason to act proper considering where we are. I mean, I'm talking to a GODDESS, for God's sake. Is there any reason for me to take things seriously?
>>6151417
>>6151426
Yes ~.
>>6151437
>Thanks
>>6151436
...Maybe because you're talking to a goddess?
>>6151417
...Worried again.
>>6151421
Words, very confusing. Can't learn...
>>6151425
Mwee...? KFC?
Don't understand. Name?
>>6151431
>She gasps.
Shocking Truth!!
>She reaches into the bucket, grabs onto a leg of chicken and begins munching on it.
So good!
i have to sleep
Goodnight ~
>>6151413
But murder and war? I'm sorry I can't abide by that, if it's for plain fun.
>>6151421
No need to friend, I wouldn't want to bring you down with my problems.
As for the chill...could it be something supernatural?
>>6151425
You are telling me that you always leave the house dressed up as a bedsheet ghost?
>>6151431
Some sort of restaurant? Sorry, but I never heard of it.
>>6151408
>Kazuma perks up, though with his bangs covering most of his face it goes pretty unnoticed.
Ah? Really? Oh! Right.. My name is Kazuma, but I do have friends, just.. I'd only really say I'm close to one of them.
>>6151435
>Ah, but I imagine it's a character you definitely need to be in the mood for right?
Alright y'all, I'm gonna head out and start us up a game in 5 minutes. Be ready!
>>6151424
Huh? Who, Urotsuki?
>>6151458
>>6151385
>Cough
post cute anime girls
>>6151455
What a coincidence! I needed someone to give goodnight kisses to.
>Goodnight kissus your forehead
>>6151449
...
Okay, maybe there's that, but when talking to others. Put this into perspective - the personification of the United States of America itself is talking to a goddess from a faraway land. Do you know how silly that sounds?
>>6151467
Two cute anime girls
>>6151459
>Yup. But, so is Jill and Jinkuro.
>>6151467
>>6151459
Have friends, good! Being lonely, not good.
>>6151385
Uhm..A good thing? Was it some sort of impostor or something?
>>6151484
>>6151467
Six cute anime girls
>>6151467
>>6151475
I still don't believe someone like you could represent the USA...
>>6151465
Yes indeed! She spoke highly of you and three others the last time we spoke. She told me that she would try to be here more often and that she wished to say that to you and the others. But you probably already know that.
>>6151455
Sleep well, miss.
>>6151458
Death is inevitable in every facet unimaginable, take it into account that the next day might be your last.
>>6151467
>>6151498
Don't make me end you.
>>6151453
Not if you believe in yourself, princess Chaika. Do you want me to teach you the more simple version of hello in Russian instead?
>>6151458
If you say so, my friend. I am always willing to lend an ear if you want me to listen to your troubles, дa?
...Supernatural? I would be scaring the ghosts instead of them scaring me, дa? Supernatural or not, there is this premonition of disaster that I can feel coming on, and I... I dislike it.
>>6151488
>Haha, but.. Who do you play when you're just like 'eh'?
>>6151490
Hmm.. You have an odd way of speaking, but I'm never really with Mr. Terumi around, company is still company.