HGHOT
Bizarro Edition
No Kyoko allowed
I hate you all.
France is the greatest country on earth.
I love you all, never change.
>>6141274
Never heard of France, but it's probably better than the dump I live in.
You guys are a bunch of fucking faggots holy shit.
First unlimited!
>>6141246
It's better to stop hugging me before you end up getting frozen.
>>6141244
For what purpose?
>>6141321
Just let me have this, I need it, okay?
I love matoi
+1
>>6141338
If you say so.
>Pats his head
I want to hug Futo
>>6141356
>Sniffle
Thanks.
>>6141364
>>6141409
>kicks stomach
HAHA!
>>6141423
>>6141404
Why are you crying about it?
>>6141452
Sometimes you just really need a hug from somebody that looks looks like somebody you knew.
>>6141409
>hugs
Much better
>>6141471
A pleasure to be of service!
>>6141494
>kissu
>>6141469
That's a bit weird to hug someone you don't know, but it's not a problem.
>>6141444
quads confirm thats bad
>>6141506
EGADS!
>>6141508
You look similar enough to where it's not a problem, just don't worry about it.
I want to fucking die.
>>6141494
>kissu
>>6141557
Egads!
>>6141535
I was talking about it being weird for me, not for you.
But it's not like I don't do such things often.
Proon did it again holy fuck that smug bastard.
>>6141577
Well, sorry.
>Lets go
I just really, really, really needed it, alright?
>>6141574
>Fucku
>>6141640
>Burnu
>mfw mods start to delete /tlhg/ threads
>>6141665
Really? Pedos btfo.
>>6141665
i dont believe you desu
>>6141630
It's fine
>Raises her arms and encases herself in a shell of ice
But I'd still like to not have this happen in such a public place.
>>6141691
Oh, come on, it's just a hug, it's not that bad.
puru puru puru~
puru puru puru~
puru puru puru~
>>6141701
Not. In. Public.
>>6141244
Let's see..."maids are shit, I wish Okabe came back and I'm totally in love with Adachi." ...Yep, sounds bizarre enough for me.
>>6141244
You're all idiots and I shouldn't be here.
>>6141722
>eats the snail
>>6141745
>kissu
>>6141749
>Sidesteps it
Don't try that again if you value your life.
>>6141723
It's not like I'm kissing you, you look like my relative. Would you feel better if I showed my face or something?
>>6141724
How often did you make Okabe cry after sex?
>>6141722
we don't want any
>hangs up
>>6141757
>huggu
>>6141722
What?
>>6141745
Story of my life, there.
>>6141759
That's even weirder. But it's up to you if you wish.
>>6141765
>Circles around
>Delivers a hard kick to the ribs
Dumbass...
>>6141770
I don't really care, honestly. Where's the coward? He needs to take his body back now.
>>6141788
>coughs up blood
>goes for bloody kissu
>>6141761
He didn't, Okabe enjoyed it more than I did. But I'm sure he was upset because of me taking the dominant role during all those months.
>>6141795
I can image he would enjoy it, the only alternative fucking two pillows tied together.
>>6141793
>Socks in the jaw
>You go down hard
>You may like this
>>6141781
It always gets weird when you bring family in to the mix. At this point I'm just desperate enough for it, alright? Sorry.
>>6141788
You think I know? You're only supposed to be "bizarro" for like, one line, I think.
reminder that newfags are the future of hg
>>6141824
I don't know what the hell this "bizarro" thing your talking about is, but it needs to stop if that's what's causing me to be here.
>>6141803
And the only ones he had but not the pair he wanted. I was surprised he didn't ask me to wear a red wig and pretend to be Koizumi.
>>6141852
Just ceasing to pay attention to it should work. I think. It's generally how it's been before.
>>6141861
...You should've asked him to wear a maid costume when you still had the chance.
animes worth watching?
>>6141824
It's probably better to leave personal problems out of such things. Especially if you don't know how the person is.
>>6141849
That is how generations work, yes.
>>6141875
Hmph, worth a shot I guess. I'll just stay quiet until it wears off.
>>6141886
Votoms.
>>6141895
Hehe...you act like her, too. I've just reached a point where I couldn't care less how personal it is or isn't.
>>6141902
Yeaah, good luck with...all that, and such.
First 24
>>6141886
My Life Me
>>6141931
Classy Raven
>>6141931
Flashpoke
>>6141877
This again. How many times do I have to say I'm not into dudes dressing as girls unless I can't tell the difference?
>>6141931
Selena
>>6141931
Autism dad
>>6141931
Closed-Eyes Rika
Even I know this is some trickery.
>>6141931
Eggman-kun
>>6141244
I wish Aussa would die. Fumi is a terrible person. I can't tell the difference between America and Russia. Am I doing it correctly?
>>6141931
These dolls
>>6141975
Kuuko?
>>6141931
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>6141931
Alex Trebek
>>6141931
More Blue Elephants
>>6141999
Selena.
>>6141931
NOW LOOK AT THIS BAIT, THAT I JUST FOUND!
>>6141997
And an excellent maid has become an excellent butler all of sudden. Sometimes I like this place.
>>6142019
>kissu
>>6141930
You should probably think about the person who you're talking to as well. Have some empathy.
>>6141931
Bush's baked beans
>>6141931
Doopliss
>>6141931
David Cameron
>>6141931
Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
>>6142034
What can I say, I'm selfish when I'm in a bad mood. I already apologized, didn't I?
>>6141931
Max Payne
>>6142026
>evades the kissu with the grace of a baletdancer
Give me a reason why I should accept this.
>>6142043
Hey, it's my husband.
>>6141931
Ryoko
>>6141931
Foomy
>>6141931
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6142072
Oh please. As if I would ever sully my honour of engaging in relationships of that nature with faceless trash like you.
>>6142021
>throws the bat at u
>>6141931
Red Sakuya
>>6142054
It would be for the better to calm such a bad mood before you talk to others, or else you may end up doing something regrettable.
Or you could, at the very least try to hide it.
>>6142099
Hey, Slick, if you could speak in real words, that'd be cool.
>>6142085
How's my older son doing?
>>6142113
>replying to cancer
>>6142099
>A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>6142112
I guess you've never had such a monumental buildup of stress that you no longer can or want to hide it, huh?
>>6142025
Oh, hello Fumi. It's kind of a bit weird seeing you out of your lab this early.
>>6142118
Being a terrible excuse of a child. In the same fashion as you are, faceless one.
If you'd like, I could take the roster up for you all.
>>6142139
It's not that, but it would be better if you had someone to talk to one on one. That's one of the great things to having friends.
>>6142286
And I've already forgotten my visage.
>>6142284
Aw, don't you think you're being just a little too hard on Dwyer?
>>6142288
Believe me, I would if I could, but they don't show up often, at all.
...Besides, it's been nearly a year since I saw my sister, and you look like her, mostly.
>She shuffles awkwardly
Seriously, though, sorry about all this.
>>6142296
Preposterous! If anything that boy needs more than just stern talks and harsh lessons!
>>6142315
In that case, I need four more.
>>6142286
>picking up bait rosters
>>6142335
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6142335
Rin Tohsaka
>>6142335
Lord Beerus
>>6142288
>Rolls a 14
>>6142318
Yeah, he's kinda lazy, but when push comes to shove, he does his part just like everyone else. Just try to ease up on him a little, yeah?
[spoiler]
And his tea's better than yours, imo.[/spoiler]
>>6142335
Panties
>>6142357
....Get out of my sight before I rip that tonuge from your filthy sewage mouth, Anonymous.
>>6142312
I'm used to it back on base ever since a certain thigh-lover showed up. So there isn't a need to apologize for such a thing.
But it is appreciated. Even if it's not the best way to introduce yourself.
>>6142335
Sindragosa
>>6142375
>Still being mad that your son beat you in being a butler
Come on now, babe. You should be happy about this.
erpfag here, do you guys accept refugees?
>>6142343
Your complaint was too late.
And here we are.
>>6142404
If I have to hear anymore lies and slander coming from you, I will gladly remove you from this premises.
>>6142410
Who the hell paired me up with that shrimp over there? I would rather fight alone.
>No seriously, I don't like seeding that much.
>>6142410
A can of beans with me? Well, whatever, let's start this show, Slick.
>>6142376
Thigh-lover? I'm short as hell, but I didn't shove my face on your legs, did I?
>>6142410
Why am I paired up with this wannabe? Looks good though.
>>6142376
I heard that.
>No-name.
>>6142417
B-But it's not a lie and I wasn't slandering you. Truly your skills as a butler are hard to match and you're a great husband, but you can't deny the facts, honey.
>>6142435
No, but in short, he's a pervert. Those may be his favorites, but he'll take what he can get.
>>6142456
Shut up, NoName!
>>6142463
My beloved would not be afraid of showing yourself. I name you an imposter, faceless one. BEGONE!
>>6142445
Now, now, respect your elders.
Everyone has been restored to their original positions, so pardon my self-indulgence, and likewise the red maid has volunteered to give their place to the dragon.
I start immediately after this.
>>6142474
The day you were a shorter skirt is the day I die.
>No-Name
>>6142489
Bizarrely enough, the only two fatalities come from sheer, bone-headed incompetence.
>>6142464
I hope you don't indulge him.
>>6142482
J-Jakob, I would gladly reveal myself... But I have trouble revealing my form here.
This place is surely cancer atm
>>6142493
And it's best kept like that.
>>6142524
I feel bad for him, so I kinda do. Plus we're supposed to follow his orders anyways.
But some people intervene and scare him away again.
>>6142505
You would think that they'd be arrow-proof, and yet the sheer incompetence only intensifies, both peacefully and otherwise.
>>6142537
>atm
It's cancer around the clock, newfag.
>>6142534
Are you still here? Run along now before you get hurt...On second thought, stay : Nothing would please me more.
>Mfw now
>>6142544
>>6142537
It's always cancer when 2hu fags are here.
>>6142543
HOW can you feel bad for a bastard like that? That just seems sad.
>>6142544
Six is a fair number, off the bad.
...A shame that it doesn't seem it'll be maintained, with a paltry two to add to it.
>>6142562
Actually, it's about time I get back to my patrols. You take care of yourself here, Jakob, and I'll see you back at our quarters.
>>6142590
Hmmmm...Tastes like can -
>Passes out
>>6142597
See you never then, faceless one.
>>6142590
Oh, well, only one for that one. Whoops. THIS is what I'd meant, with a slight bit of mild racism.
>>6142584
Because he was never given a proper chance.
>>6142637
Is being a vampire not enough, woman?
>>6142648
Okay, I am fine with drawing lines in the sand and mixing herbs and lotions, but is this lame chanting gibberish REALLY needed?
>>6142657
Yes, it's needed. No, it's not lame. You're welcome to leave if you don't want ancient powers.
>>6142657
Do you wish to keep cannibalizing people?
>>6142648
Well, that's strange, normally chincompas don't-
>Squawk! Squawk! Squawksquawksquawksquawk-
Well, that's enough of that.
>>6142648
That would be cool. I could be a hybrid of the two.
>>6142639
Chance? Chance at what?
>>6142278
>I had to do a thing, sorry for the wait.
Sometimes I'm my own boss, which means no strict schedules. So, have you made up your mind yet?
>>6142680
Pass. I had a taste of ancient power once. And it didn't feel..right. It's hard to explain, but it made me feel like a monster.
>>6142686
Can it, birdman, I'm trying to forge something that can atleast peel an apple.
>>6142686
Note to self; I still have to fix those, you idiot.
>>6142716
Or pierce skin, as it were.
>>6142686
Let's find you someone who doesn't prefer going commando like I do.
>>6142723
There's a reason I didn't announce this. And the reason is "a slew of peace".
test
>>6142745
>Cough cough
>>6142746
Welcome.
>>6142692
Then go for it! Pursue your dream 'til the very end!
>>6142696
Actually having a real conversation. He just found out that he was a clone of our leader so he had supreme rule over the majority of us and was going to use it as kind of a harem thing, but others stepped out to prevent that from happening.
He's not even a real clone, just a robot. A humanoid robot, but still.
>>6142723
A herd of stuffed elephants in a bar? Whoever left their child here needs a good parenting lesson.
>>6142723
I got better tools to cut someone to shreds if I want to. A knife is good for skinning a boar..or cutting potatoes. Or scrape dirt from your boots.
>>6142750
Already got a good sword, thank you very much. Now how the hell do I properly work this piece of iron?!
>>6142754
Oh good gods, THIS guy again. I am starting to feel sick.
>>6142750
I look dapper as fuck.
>>6142769
You start with bronze and work your way up. You'll be using Rune before you know it!
>>6142780
You certainly do.
>>6142750
Speaking of peace....
>>6142791
W-what's that? Shrimpy has a lot of neat looking trinkets that would look MARVELOUS when I am wearing my casual clothing.
And I can work steel I'll have you know! I even forged my own sword recently! It took me two months from mining my own metals all the way to finishing the pummel and giving it a proper name!
>>6142779
What is wrong with this, huh?
>I am probably is not the one you think about
>>6142809
>Pummel = pommel. Kill me.
>>6142759
You, uh.... You realize just how little sense that makes, right?
>>6142791
Before either of you make a snarky comment, believe me, even I feel like an asshole doing this. I'm pretty sure they're not even that rare.
>>6142809
Oh. I mean, I don't think they're that special, they're just fancy.
>>6142814
>Nvm, thought you were Souda's Ishimaru. I take it you are from /brg/ ?
>>6142818
>Same root word, I believe.
>>6142791
Everyone has a cat. Everyone.
>>6142825
You got a nice pair of emerald-and-golden earrings there. And this belt...Is that silver? I think it is..You got treasures!
>>6142847
Now that's just embarrassing, isn't it?
>>6142832
>Yup, that's right. Sorry, I didn't know that someone is already playing as him. You also have your own Monokuma, right?
>>6142716
Is that so? Maybe it's how you used it, or perhaps where it came from.
>>6142847
Hey little guy..You must be hungy. Want some fresh trout I caught? There there, don't be shy....
>>6142791
Hm? What's so rare about your tank?
>>6142862
Hey "Kuuko", long time no see.
>>6142862
Speaking of more embarrassment.
>>6142862
BACAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!
>>6142867
>Truth be told I think the guy dropped him months ago. You're good to go. Not sure if we have our own Monokuma. Better ask someone else.
>>6142868
I used it for something good, but...I only received a small sliver of it's potential and I could lay waste to woodlands and dry up rivers like a drop on a hot plate...Now image what someone with full access to it could do.
So no thanks. If I need to beat someone, I'll do it with my own fists rather.
>>6142825
What else do you want me to say? It's the truth of things.
>>6142887
H-HEY! I'M SORRY ALRI -
>Is punched
>>6142859
Would you believe me if I said I just picked this up off of random monsters this game? I don't even think the earrings are worth much here, but paper hats are good for millions.
>>6142895
I just don't see how being an imitation of anything makes you...whatever.
Oh, by the way, it's Rika. Hi.
>>6142887
>>6142903
A rather unorthodox and forceful method, but gets the job done.
>WHAM
>Another tsun bites the dust.
>>6142894
Very well then. Thank you for the advice
>>6142405
Yup
>>6142887
Aaand...back to peace.
>>6142910
You should keep them anyway. Don't just leave them gathering dust in your pockets. Polish them up, sell them and..Buy yourself something nice. Or donate it to charity!
>>6142918
>There is no peace for redheaded tsuns here, F
>>6142405
Yeah, erp Nep is kinda cool so far so you're welcome.
>>6142704
I'll need to have a little bit more time. I have finished collecting all of the objects that belong to me.
>>6142919
cute monokuma
>>6142894
Sounds like you were scared of using it to its fullest. Good that you recognized that, but why not learn how to use it? That's the route I took.
YAMETE KUDASAI!
>>6142934
>>6142933
Alright, get up and stop pretending to be dead, these arms can't knock down anyone no matter how hard I tried.
>>6142933
>Yawns.
Keep an eye on those two.
>>6142910
I'm particularly sure there was just some miscalculations with it.
Kyoko.
>>6142952
I would if I could, but...One day, it simply vanished. Which is good because that was the deal I ma -
>She shakes her head, wanting to drop the subject
I..shouldn't be really telling you this. I am sorry, dark mage.
>>6142405
What happened next door now?
>>6142934
Red? Can I still RP with you?
>>6142963
Anyone who can aim their fist can punch someone right where it's effective
>I need more maid costumes for my avas. maid Sheamus when.
>>6142940
I forgot you have lots of knives. Alright, just don't take too long.
>>6142966
And finally, the final three!
...A shame this runs straight to peace. I could skip that all, if you'd like
>>6142973
>Yosugay I swear to god I will shit on your doorstep.
>>6142986
AAAAAAAARGH! Cooking is harder than I remembered!
>>6142987
Not Yosugay.
>>6142950
*blush*
Thank you, Anon-kun
>>6142934
Honestly? I'm so loaded it's absurd, I couldn't care less about the things if you want them.
...And no, I don't mean to imply it's charity
>>6142957
Stop screaming.
>>6142967
Nice to meet you, all things considered. So you just let him do whatever?
>>6142986
Those two just keep interacting.
>>6142986
This is bullish-
>>6143034
Or not. The winner is next!
>>6143027
No thanks. I don't work like that. If I want something, I'll earn it, just like I always did.
>>6142979
>maid sheamus
>It's too early to give me nausea.
Not me, I'm the sort of person who has someone else to punch others for me. It works a lot.
>>6143034
...I am? Do I get my own shiny armor? Not like I'm wearing that but it would look awesome in my living room.
>>6143027
We don't consider him a threat, just a minor annoyance.
It's my job to deal with him anyways, as I have nothing better to do than be a guidance counselor for the base.
>>6143043
What a dirty trick from the most unlikely winner.
>>6143062
Congratulations!
>>6143027
Poor girl you obviously don't understand.
>>6143067
Congrats and thanks for hostin
>>6143034
>>6143051
You know what's the best part of everything is? Nobody wants to get their face punched in by a girl. A small girl for that matter.
Oh, and heavy armour only gets in the way. Sure it makes it easier to get hit, but it makes harder for you to hit smebody aswell.
>>6143062
Nothing mediarahan can't fi-
>MP: 0
.....
>>6143062
>>6143067
Not going to congratulate this lame cheater..And thank you for hosting, birdman.
>>6142968
>gives you a questioning look
I won't pry if that's your wish, but you won't get past what's eating you if you don't confront it.
>>6143046
Not a "handout" person or a "gift" person? I'll be honest, if I don't give them to someone else they'll probably just never see the light of day again.
>>6143068
Don't understand what? Screaming to stop it?
>>6143057
...You need a hobby.
>>6143078
D-did she actually die?
>>6143067
I suppose he earned this.
>>6143101
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6143101
And my word, the sheer amount of peace!
>>6143082
>>6143075
It's always a pleasure.
>>6143084
Nono, it's like...you know that you have secrets that you can't really share with anyone because nobody would believe you? This is one of them. I'm fine, trust me.
>>6143087
I've been spoiled rotten when I was a kid. The only thing I'll never pass down is something..sweet and sugary.
And I want to set a good example for the future generation, you know? Take nothing for granted,
>>6143087
There are no hobbies I can do relating to ice.
>>6143101
Thanks for hosting.
>>6143101
Thank you for your time.
If that will be all, I'll take 36 of you, here and now.
>>6143087
About being an imitation of something. The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing. That'll be 100,000 yen.
>>6143122
Roromiya
>>6143122
Sleepy Accel
>>6143122
Eggman-kun
>>6143101
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6143122
Kosaki Onodera
>>6143122
Schrodinger
>>6143122
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6143122
Sha
>>6143122
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6143122
Avenger
>>6143089
>Things die when they go through laser beams fired by ayylmaos, she ded.
>>6143077
I've met a few who are into abuse by small and cute girls.
[ufufufs internaly]
And who needs armor when you already have magic? Not me, that's for sure.
>>6143122
Sakuya.
>>6143122
Korekiyo Shinguji
>>6143122
Cutest pumpkin
>>6143122
Fumi Kanno
>>6143122
Kihara-kun
>>6143122
Kuga the Sealed One
>>6143122
Neptune
>>6143122
Colonel Sanders
>>6143122
Rika
>>6143122
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>6143122
The Better Avenger
>>6143159
Looking classy Komaeda.
>>6143122
Monokuma
>>6143122
Neo
>>6143167
>eats
>>6143122
Lord Beerus
>>6143122
Dib Membrane
>>6143122
Rawberry
>>6143195
I'd like to fuck you raw.
>>6143161
She can't be ded ;-;
>>6143122
Thorfinn
Am I late?
>>6143118
I live with an alien, a cyborg, a shapeshifter, and I'm a half-demon who was once a pawn in a plot to destroy the universe as we know it. You think I haven't heard it all by now?
>>6143126
...Okay, what the hell're you on about? Now I know that you were talking about her conversation, but that was still utterly unsolicited.
>>6143119
Uh. Figure skating?
>>6143118
Eh, you don't seem that bad, I was probably worse when I was little.
...Little-er. And still, there's a line between taking stuff for granted and not being willing to look the gift horse in the mouth.
>>6143195
>kissu
>>6143122
Best Saiyan
>>6143190
>dies
>>6143122
Classy Raven
>>6143201
>Everyone fucking dies in the shitty anime adaptation only to be revived later, she fine.
>>6143198
How about no ~
>>6143209
>bites
>>6143187
Why thank you!.. Wait, what?
>>6143122
YAMCHA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
>>6143207
It'll makes more sense when you experience it.
>Counting the money that Rika just paired him.
Six more. Then I shall make a new thread.
>>6143122
Tony Redgrave
>>6143253
Casshern
>>6143253
Armin T Wegner
>>6143253
Chirico Cuvie
>>6143253
Gert
>>6143253
Blueberry sans
>>6143207
Don't you think I'm a bit too... Big for that?
>>6143251
If all you're going to do is spout bullshit you can go away already.
>>6143292
Big? Big how?
>>6143161
...Okay? Not creepy at all or something.
>>6143206
...Me and two of my..I wouldn't call them friends, but let's say they are for the sake of it. Anyway, we were approached once by a hooded man. He asked, no he BEGGED us to help him protect his son in a realm far far away, and to get there, he offered us just a drop of his blood each.
>Cue long ass explaination here
...And that's how I am what I am now.
>>6143207
Oh trust me, Shrimpy. You are lucky to talk to me on a good day. And my work ethic is somethign that was passed down on me from my both my father and mother.
One was the most sought after bachelorette of my nation, ace ranked pegasus rider, co-Captain of the royal guard, talented in virtually everything. And my father was a thief. A sugar addicted thief.
And by the gods I love them both more than I love being alive.
>>6143225
>suck
Tpaм-пapaм-пaм-пaм.
>>6143122
Squigly
>>6143482
You are probably a bit late, dude.
>>6143122
Furry porn
>>6143122
Tenryuu
>>6143122
R