ERP - Certified SFW edition Stale bread: >>6137556

first for asses

>Go to post new bread on the old bread
>Thread you specified does not exist
RIP

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>>6141165
Take advantage of you how? By holding your hands above your head with Midna's hair and wringing the cum out of your cock with her thighs? Now why would I *ever* do that, Anon?

>>6141218
Can I cum inside you instead?

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Bump

>>6141218
That actually sounds very ideal! I'll throw in some big league chew and a snickers bar if you do.

Does that sounds about fair?

>>6141255
>Pats

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Well, this is pretty dead.

>>6141263
Can you summon the dead?

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>>6141259
>The dead magician girl snuggles into the patting anon

>>6141218
I want to fuck Midna's feet/calves/thighs or even hump against her leg like a dog in heat until she breaks me into being her loyal pet!

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>>6141276
Only through a few very specific rituals for which I need many ancient magical artifacts.

>>6141288
Oh? And what kinds of artifacts are you in need?

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>>6141249
You can cum inside me while the dogs have my legs and feet, Anon!

>>6141256
I was going to do it without the snacks, but alright anon!

>>6141282
Just don't touch me with anything but your cock and we have a deal, dog.

>>6141312
Great!
>He eagerly undoes his pants, letting them fall to the floor, revealing his erect cock.
I'm ready to fill your insides!

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>>6141302
Very, uh.. tough to get ones. Buried deep within the earth.

>>6141167
>She was confused, mostly because her brain decided to shut down momentarily, and forget where she was.
>By the time she came to, he's already pumped her full of cum, enough to round her stomach out a little. How cute.
>She was on the edge of passing out, unable to speak. Does everyone spill this much when they cum? Are they all this good?
>Such questions flooded her brain. She kept wondering about the answers, hopeful that they're all positive.
>Even when she packs up, goes home and cleans up, all she'll think about is cock, all while touching herself. This is the first step on the road of becoming a true cock-whore! She was excited.
>Back in the here and now, she was on the ground, pumped full of hot seed by a very virile man. It'll be difficult to top him, especially since her first time is this good.
Thunk yuh furr... ushin ohr produts, S-Sih...
>She somehow managed to speak, finally. She turned her head around, to look at her customer.
>Whatever make-up she had on was smeared, especially around her teary eyes. Her face was all red, with drool running down the side of her chin, tongue hanging out from her mouth and dripping saliva.
Weff haphy to hepp.
>Before he even gets to pull out of her, his cum starts pouring out of her hole, coating most of his shaft hilted inside her, along with his testicles.
P-Puhh out furr yur p-pie, S-Sih.

post stomach bulges

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>>6141342
>Grabs you ahoge and pulls on it.

>>6141312
Y- yes, I promise to be a good doggy and not touch you with anything other than my cock~! Ah, but if I'm your dog, should I just call you Mistress or can I still say your name?

>>6141342
Like this?

>Anon pulls out what looks like a fertility idol.

>>6141342
Hmmm?
>The man stares at the supposed necromancer with a deadpan expression, the lack of details of what was needed to conjure the dead making him believe that she was making everything up. He leans up a bit to her, staring her down as he looms over her.
Are you sure that you can conjure the dead?

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What a terrible place to be...

>>6141396
>Pats

>>6141396
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6141396
>Shinoa
What a terrible person to see...

>>6141396
You know you love it here.

>>6141396
I never understood the appeal of this character.

>>6141436
It's because of smug

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>>6141369
A-awh, stop it! That hurts, mean!

>>6141381
No, that's... that's used for something else, not for raising the dead. Why would you think a fat naked lady raises dead people?

>>6141383
O-of course I'm sure! That's a rude thing to ask, you know? It's like asking "Are you sure you can breathe" to an experienced mage like me!

>>6141436
It's because she's the best thing about a mediocre show.

>>6141312
Hell ya! Snacks make everything better! Please use your dirty magic to make me feel good mistress!

I also can't stop admiring your beautiful thick rump...

>>6141449
>Anon looks puzzled

Huh? What's this used for then?

TITO DICK
DICKMAN BABY
HE HATES PHIL BUT LOVES THE ______

>>6141474
POLAR BEAR

https://youtu.be/1iNQXodCvSw

>>6141474
titty

>>6141449
>The man was still not buying what she says, and still held his expressionless appearance.
Then if you're such an experienced mage, surely you can resurrect something as simple as...
>The man suddenly reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a recently killed fly.
...this insignificant insect, can you not?
>He took her wrists and placed its carcass onto her palm, after which he sat down and waited for her to work her magic.

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>>6141327
>Midna float up into the air in front of him, lining up her nethers with the head of his throbbing cock.
"Get to it. Looks like you're competing with two others, so don't disappoint me."

>>6141373
"Mistress, owner, empress, anything to show that you're beneath me. Now get your useless cock out so I can clean it off with my feet."
>While the other anon got in position to take her from behind, Midna squeezed her feet together to give the dog a makeshift onahole to fuck.

>>6141461
"'Dirty magic'? Is that any way to address your mistress' magic? And it seems like you're saying I couldn't make you feel good without it. Tsk tsk, anon..."
>Midna's rump was currently covered up by the anon that recently took his cock out, but maybe she could get him to reconsider his positioning...
"Hey, cock behind me, do you think you can lie down on the ground so this horny anon can admire my ass while you fuck me? You wouldn't give up an opportunity to let me ride you, would you?"

>>6141365
>

>>6141419
hi clown and/or lupin

>>6141352
>He lets out a long breath as he recovers, still twitching inside of her as she looks up at him. Which could be a problem, any other time, with her expression and ruined make-up. A little laugh comes after her slurred speech, and he brushes his fingers through her hair, then down her back, as he slides out of her with a sloppy, loud pop. The amount of jizz that floods out of her once he "uncorks" her could probably knock up several more girls.
Pie? Right, the menu did mention something about that.
>It's not the most chivalrous thing to do, but he can't exactly go home with his cum crusted on his clothes, so he wipes his package off using her panties, before slipping it back into his pants. It might be troublesome for her, so he reaches back for his wallet. Hopefully an extra ten dollar tip might make up for that.
Well, I haven't exactly got the time for that. A little carried away. Ahh, if only you were a take-home girl too.
>He pats her bottom as he stands, and zips himself up, then retrieves his jacket.

>(I actually do have to go, so sorry for the short wrap-up, but damn that was fun. Thanks for the blast.)

>>6141489
>The man eagerly pushed his cock into her, thrusting violently while taking a hold of her thick hips.
Nnngh! You feel amazing Midna!

>>6141396
c-can it be? is my muse here?
oh but i have master now
what is a man to do with this women?

>>6141512
(It's okay. Have fun doing that whatever, and I'm glad you enjoyed my service!)

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>>6141467
It's used in fertility-related enchantments! You know, anything that has to do with...ahem... you know!
>She awkwardly pointed down at his crotch a few times, motioning a lot of strange things.

>>6141486
A-as I said, I need more time to rpepare for things like that! Its soul has left its body a long time ago, I-I can't just snap my fingers and make it live again!
>She seemed distraught, takes a few steps away from the man questioning her.

[Just got word that I'll have to leave for about an hour and a half, in an hour. Do with that as you wish.]

>>6141545
(Are you just playing Rikka tonight or are you doing other characters?)

I want _____ to show ERP!

>>6141489
Y- yes, Mistress!
>he took off his pants and underwear as fast as he could, revealing a cock that might end up having an use
>he wanted to worship her body, but quickly remembered his promise and put his erection as close to her feet as possible without touching it
P- please let this pathetic dog feel heaven by humping your feet with his useless cock, Mistress~!

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>>6141594
[When I get back, I'll probably do all of them. Which one did you wanna dick?]

>>6141545
Then you are not who you say yourself to be. For that, there will be a punishment!
>The man stares her directly in the eyes, a great fire seeming to burn within them. His hand then suddenly raises to her eye level, middle finger tucked behind his thumb, and in an instant, his middle finger lunges forward, the tip of his nail coming into contact with her forehead.

(Just felt like bullying Rikka a bit. I'll probably play with her more lewdly later.)

>>6141626
All of them

>>6141626
No wonder the new Aoi is so much better.

>>6141626
Going for Aoi.

Hardmode.

>>6141626
Yozora

NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND!

i miss jack-o

>>6141704
nah

>>6141626
Esdeath, feeling bottom tonight

>>6141704
GET BACK IN THE CAGE, BOLIN!

>>6141704
>throws net at you

>>6141711
THROW IT AT PAUL NOT ME!

GRR LETS TRY SONETHING ELSE!

Fuck Marry Kill: Discord Admins.

>Kyouko
>Mootykins
>Lupin

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>>6141638
A-aww... You can't just smite the Wielder of the Tyrant's Eye like this! You will pay, mark my words! I'll turn you into a frog, or something!
>She stumbles off, acting as if she's a severely wounded soldier, coughing and wheezing while hanging on to any furniture nearby.

>>6141641
[Interesting proposal, but I'll probably die if I do all at once.]
>>6141649
[F-flatterer...]
>>6141651
[A tough challenge~]
>>6141697
[Who doesn't? Pretty hard, though.]
>>6141709
[Th-that depends on how many people show up, and if Rance wants to finish up tonight. I'd rather end a scene with a character first before beginning a new one.]

>>6141741
Fuck Mooty
Marry Kyo
Kill Lupin

>>6141741
Egg, Mooty, Egg.

>>6141767
(I love a challenge)

>>6141784
Marry Kyokou
Fuck Mootykins
Kill Lupin

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>>6141514
"Nngh, not wasting any time, are you? Just be sure to- Mnf, make sure I get off too. If you don't make me cum with your cock you'll make me cum with your mouth, and I know you want to fill me with your seed. I wouldn't mind having you clean me out with your tongue, you know."
>Midna lets out a groan after the quick penetration from the anon, her hips caught in a tight grip to give him the leverage needed to start thrusting at feel speed as soon as her walls adjusted to his pulsing length.

>>6141619
"I hope you're not expecting me to do all the work. I said you could touch me with your cock, didn't I? I already made a hole for you to rut, dog, get to it before I change my mind."
>His erection hardened near Midna's black feet, her toes curling invitingly to entice him further should her words not be enough.

Rate the sluts in this thread

>>6141767
Pretty hard? Sounds like something to manhandle then.

>>6141854
>His thrusts increased in speed and strength after a while, his thick rod enjoying the tightness of her cunt. Panting heavily, he arched forward to look at Midna with a grin.
Nnngh... I'll make sure that you cum! Hell, maybe I'll knock you up, half-Twili children! H-How you like that?

>>6141862
Good at best. Serviceable at worst.

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>>6141854
>this appealing bitch shows up just when I have to leave
I'll do dick-bulging with the shortstack later, mark my words.

>>6141943
She's shit though.

>>6141649
Hi Clown

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>>6141891
"Haah~ I'd say good luck! You wouldn't- Nngh, right there-! W-Wouldn't be the first to try. Make sure you fill my womb, we'll see what happens. Maybe your cum is potent enough to make me pregnant!"
>Midna starts to meet his thrusts, staring right into his eyes with her mouth wide open and panting. Whenever he hit a particularly sensitive bundle of nerves her vice-like cunt bore down on his cock, trying to wring every drop of cum out of him.

>>6141943
((I'll be waiting!))

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>>6141838
[Good! You'll need that optimism.]

>>6141874
[I'm...not really into the whole rape thing.]

>>6141489
(Sorry, I had to step out for a bit. I'm back now)
Well, I suppose not, but isn't it be considered dirty magic?
>He smiled at her statement
Well I don't think you don't HAVE to use it, but if you have the ability to, why not?
And god damn... I love that sweet thick ass...

>>6141854
Y- yes~!
>without any thought he thrusts into her feet, releasing a moan before starting to madly shake his hips back and forth
Mistreeess, your soft footpussy feels so good! I've always dreamt of being able to hump and worship your legs like the stupid mutt that I am!

>>6142010
(I'll be waiting)

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>all the knives in my home are too shit to break skin
how the fuck am i gonna carve "NEPETA" into my thigh now

>>6142133
you really need better taste in waifus

>>6142005
I'll make sure you are pregnant then!
>His twitching cock began to leak precum deep inside her, feeling his clinax approach with every passionate thrust as he viciously pounded Midna's cunt with abandon!
Beg for mys eed then! Ahhh! B-Beg!

>>6142010
If you come here with an ava you can at least follow the fetishes of the people that want to fuck you
fucking attention whore

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>>6142140
i haven't even read homosuck

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>>6142276
Incoming

>>6142010
Th-that's not what I meant. I just meant doing it rough.

>>6142133
Please don't cut yourself dude.

>>6142133
I want a pantyjob from catgirl Toko almost as much as I want to fuck Genocider.

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>>6142039
"Mmm. You have a point. What kind of perverted magic were you fantasizing about anyway?"
>Midna thinks about all the lewd ways she could put her powers to use, making his cock stay hard after cumming, making certain parts of her body grow... Plenty of depraved possibilities for him to choose from.

>>6142055
"Of course you have, dog. The only thing a mutt like you should begin to even *think* about fucking is a pair of feet. You barely even deserve both of them, you'd probably thank me if I knocked you to the floor and ground my heel against the underside of your cockhead, wouldn't you?"
>Midna barely moved her feet, letting him use the soft soles as his onahole to let out his pent up seed, squeezing down whenever he tried to pull away.

>>6142142
"H-Hnn, I want every fucking *drop* of your cum inside me! If I see even one line of seed run down your cock then I'm going to make you cum inside me again to make up for it! Haah~! Don't hold back, shoot everything you have deep into my womb!"
>Midna's lewd begging was accented by pants and moans, barely able to get a few sentences out before she had to throw her head back in pleasure. His precum started to mix with her juices, every thrust making a wet "shlp slp shp shlp" noise whenever their hips met.

>>6142276
>Forcing your fetish on an Ava
Just find one that does do rape you thirsty faggot.

>>6142290
Oh here's the defense force

>>6142322
The shitposter force need some form of balance

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>>6142295
ok
>>6142301
same

>>6142322
>Hey do my fetish
>No thanks
>FUCK YOU DO IT
>I'm not being an asshole muh defense force meme

>>6142276
"Hey, can you do this fetish?"
"Probably wouldn't turn me on desu senpai"
Wow how terrible

>>6142341
maybe you should erp instead of blog about your awkward attachment to some ugly homestuck character

>>6142322
>Calling out your whiny ass not taking a polite no
>Lebin defense force
You're a piece of shit, no defense force required.

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>>6142358
maybe i should

>>6142320
I-I will fill you up completely... I-I'll make sure that you'll carry my children! A-Ahh!
>Her lewdness further aroused him as he continued to pound midna's Twili cunt, feeling his orgasm approach.
>Leaning forward, he even forced a kiss on her lips, his tongue invading her mouth and ravaging it.
Hmmhphhh!!

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>>6142321
I heard rape and ran as fast as I could.

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>>6142059
[Be back in 1h 30!]

>>6142293
[Yozora is really more of a kuudere/hardmode thing, so I doubt just fucking her roughly would work. I'm trying to keep the character somewhat close to the original.]

>>6142321
>implying I have time to wait for that one perfect ava that wants do to rape
fuck off with your discord mindset where you just pick from a list, if you play an ava in the threads just grit your teeth and do some fetishes ffs

>>6142350
Why bother coming here when erp doesn't turn you on

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>>6142392
>why do you come here if you won't do scat and it doesn't turn you on?
>maybe tasting shit just doesn't do much for me
>fuck off

>>6142392
Hahaha what the fuck dude is that seriously how far you're stretching that one, holy shit please get fucked
Not liking rape =/= not liking ERP and if you can't see that someone already raped your skull and you lost all the memory of it happening because your brain came out in chunks on his dick

>>6142390
I was thinking it could work out after breaching the kuudere modus of Yozora. I've always seen all three (Sena/Yozora/Rika) as those who are more for the rough side rather than the gentle and tender side.

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>>6142392
>NOT LIKING MY ONE FETISH MEANS YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
You are a sad sack of shit. Literally move on and find a rape willing Ava you assclown

>>6142392
You're doing a really bad job of shitposting Rika poster my dude, you're just garnering them sympathy at this point.

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I want someone to ERP the Hyper Korean War with me.

>>6142320
>making his cock stay hard after cumming
>making certain parts of her body grow
Not him, but a spell that would always make balls full of semen mixed with a spell that would make your breasts large so I can cum from every possible way sounds great.

>6142392
Calling it now: this is Paul shitposting.

>>6142392
>if you play an ava in the threads just grit your teeth and do some fetishes ffs

>You should do what I want because I said so
This is the definition of entitled. You're being so loud and obnoxious about this I honestly can't tell if you're baiting or not.
If you're a masterful rusemen I tip my fedora to you. But if you're dead serious I beg you to seek help. You're a step away from Chinese Princess Syndrome. Which is really fucking funny.

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AYY HERE COMES THE SHITPOSTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I didn't even mean rape. I just meant rough, just calm down guys.

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>>6142373
"Ah! Yes! Get me pregnant! ...Mmnph~!"
>Midna shouted out, waiting for the first shot of cum to travel up the length of his cock, trying to throw in one last wave of encouragement to the Anon trying to swell her belly with more than just virile cum. The kiss caught her off guard, but in her lust-fueled state she could do little but give in to every movement of his tongue, lines of drool running down her chin whenever she moaned into his mouth.

>>6142437
((...Nipple fucking? I'd be up for that when I don't have class in a few minutes my dude.))
((And I got the cock idea from a few things of my own, it's pretty fun desu))

>>6142430
I'm Finnish. Let's do this.

>>6142320
Yes~ I'd move up and down your foot until I cum, even if it ended up landing on me~! But... I want to be a good doggy that deserves fucking both of your feet, Mistress! Please teach me!

>>6142470
Fug, every time I'm about to ask to do something quick with you you're out the door.

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>>6142442
No, but if you falseflag it as me you'll stir up even more shitposting, so go ahead

>>6142462
It's too late, the floodgates have been opened.

>>6142470
Meant it for a proper titjob, but yeah, nipple fucking is a way to cum, so I'd definitely do it as well.

>>6142470
>The male shivered at the feeling of his incoming orgasm. After thrusting hard and fast into Midna's cunt, he eventually reached his orgasm and released a massive amount of his cum straight into her womb. His healthy, white seed filling her insides as they kissed passionately and only when the man emptied the contents of his balls, he broke the kiss and smirked at her.
Ahhh... T-There! I filled you with my cum! How was it, you whore?

Glad to see the discord defense force is in full force today

>>6142492
I won't. I'm just going to dip out until this simmers down. Have a good one, Paul.

>>6142532
Trying way too hard today m8.

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>>6142532
>Its always discord
Stay mad you delusional idiot.

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>>6142472
So, a puny soldier from the decadent Finnish Empire wishes to do battle?
We are SNSD and we shall defeat you!

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>>6142548
Alright, I gotta finish today's merasmisson anyway. Might show up and RP later, now just looks like a bad time to even try

>>6142532
This desu. Anyone on discord should be banned from the threads.

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>>6142484
"You're doing just fine right now, mutt. As long as you keep everything but your tiny cock away from me you're a good dog. Now keep thrusting into my feet until you cum!"
>Midna felt a bit of pity for the depraved anon, being so brazen as to call himself a "good doggy" that wants to fuck a pair of feet. She started meeting his thrusts, her toes pressing against his hips with each thrust.

>>6142487
((Sorry friend))

>>6142513
(('Kay))

>>6142519
>After the pair broke away from their heated kiss, Midna struggled to catch her breath in the afterglow, her pupils still shaking, showing how intensely the pleasure of being filled with the Anon's potent seed wracked her body.
"H-Haah... Nnh... Ghh- Whore? Is that any way to address the imp that might carry your children? ...It felt great, anon."

((Gotta go after this round of replies, sorry everyone that didn't get to me!))

>>6142566
well you cant ban us
so
sucks for you, honey

>>6142532
>Somebody saying no to your fetish is now a discord conspiracy
Stop, take a no, move on.

>>6142559
If they're so great why were they felled by God's humblest of creatures the T.Rex?

>>6142619
>honey
A man typed this

>>6142572
>Having filled her with his seed, he pulled his cock out of her and smiled with satisfaction.
Ah, right... Sorry... Still, hopefully you'll be pregnant...

>>6142630
>thinking a man typing anything here is strange
we're all men, anon

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>>6142559
Ha! The Hwan Empire sends a bunch of plastic chinks to defeat me, Spede Pasanen, the King of Autism! You cannot match my autistic powerlevels!

>>6142619
We can just ignore any ava that tries to play here when they're also in discord

>>6142623
Plenty of rape avas in discord I bet

>>6142645
That doesn't make it alright to type like a literal faggot. I don't mind tildes or anything else, just don't talk like some fucking strong independent diva.

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>>6142630
That's just silly
There are no men on the internet!

>>6142572
>as if she was directly commanding his cock, he started pulsing between her feet, thrusting deeper and faster until his eyes roll back in a moan, unloading all of what he had in his balls on her legs, some of it even reaching as far as her chest
>he panted in the afterglow, his face looking as if he was about to have hearts in his eyes
Th... thank you, Mistress~

>>6142532
>Acts like a retard
>Gets called out for being a retard
>"I-it's discord! I'm not a retard"
Shut up retard.

>>6142656
>thinking anyone will ignore them
they bring typefucking to the threads though

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>>6142624
T-That's because we lowered our guard when Sunny tried to fu- err, pet it.
>Said SeoHyun pointing an index finger at the bubbly Sunny, who pouted in a most cutesy manner.

>>6142652
>One of the girls, Yuri, takes a bar of Kit-Kat.
>Instead of breaking it into smaller bars, she takes a bite off the whole thing, her aim was to trigger his autism.

>>6142390
// Would you be willing to continue from an old Yozora RP or no?

>>6142664
isnt it theres no girls on the internet

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>>6142664
>Men on the internet
That's just silly.

>>6142669
Nice word variety, I bet you're a one liner kek

>>6142676
There's plenty of non discord avas though

>>6142660
Tell 'im GURRRL

>>6142691
None of those either. We're all dogs.

>>6142701
>plenty
Can you list them?

>>6142701
but why should we ignore them if they actually typefuck instead of shitposting

>Not ignoring the asshole by now
Don't feed it people, focus on your RPs

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>>6142682
>The Assburger king is visibly shaken by this violation of proper conduct
Excuse, but I believe that the correct way of consuming Kit-Kat bars involves breaking the bars into smaller pieces before consumption.

>>6142682
Well I can't blame her. I know some pretty sexy T.Rexs.

>>6142682
Are you all like, a k-pop group or something?

>>6142710
I dont know them by name

>>6142711
Because theyre part of the discord so they are probably the ones shitposting

>>6142744
>conspiring this hard
>discord = shitposting
do you have any proof of them saying this

>>6142701
>Dodging the point to try and insult an intentional flaw of my post I clear did for comedic affect.
>Trying to insult my writing while you refuse to use periods.
Like I said. Either a mildly impressive rusemen or full retard.

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>>6142720
>Yuri carefully arranges a row of books in alphabetical order...
>... Except for the last couple, which are placed incorrectly and upside down.
Your greatest strength is your autism but it is also your greatest weakness!
The Hwan Empire shall be victorious!

>>6142730
>Sunny looks excited.
Y-You do? Where!?

>>6142742
Darling, we are THE K-Pop Group.

>>6142761
>them admitting to shitposting
Why would they ever do that?

>>6142772
>insulting me just because I don't use periods sometimes
Wow you must feel really smart Mr oneliner.

>>6142782
Geez, a whole group? That's a bit more than I can handle. Or anyone else for that matter

>>6142834
im pretty sure they would brag about being shitposters if they hated the threads that much

what happened to this thread

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>>6142782
I... I...
>The Asburger's psyche ceases to function. He curls up into a ball and falls down to the floor, clutching a bottle of vodka. The clear liquid pours over his lips. An incoherent, violent rage takes over him and he transforms! The second half of the manic-depressive Finnish psyche, Spurdo Spärde, is summoned!
Ebin, goreans butted boogs in wrong orderd's :DDDD

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>>6142782
Is this the secret cabal that runs South Korea?

>>6142782
>all these girls
>None of them will suck my dick

>>6142875
wheres your little sister kuroe
I've been dying to give her some mana.

>>6142405
who

>>6142864
one guy getting triggered and throwing out some weak bait
so the usual

>>6142875
I don't think it's a secret that k-pop runs South Korea

>>6142860
They need the thread to survive but we don't need them, just ignore them

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>Xenoverse 2 crashes as I was about to land the final blow on Beerus
Well then

>>6142864
He's the TL;DR
>Anon wanted rapeplay
>Ava said no
>Goes full retard sperging
>Everyone laughs at the special needs kid
>Tries to blame discord
>Everyone continues to laugh at Autism speaks.
Normal day, Keep calm. Carry on.

>>6142902
nah
they're fun to typefuck with and give the threads some life

What's dabbing?

>>6142917
t. discord user

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>>6142888
I'ma call her up, hang on.

>Gabriel pulled out the phone that was plugged into his headphones. A few swipes brought his sister's number on speed-dial thanks to the magic of contact lists. A sharp-eyed bystander would note that her number was of only three on his contact lists. Not a very sociable fellow, is he? After a few moments, the slightly accentuated youthful voice began speaking.

Orale, hermana. There's this dude here that says he wants to do somethin' to you. ....look, ¿sabes que? I don't give a fuck. Jus' get down here, aight?

...I 'unno if she's comin', holmes.

>>6142897
I saw on the news though. They like... control the president or some crazy mierda like that.

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>>6142936

>>6142942
boogeymanning hard, huh?

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>>6142936
>

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>>6142869
>As the Asburger's collapsed in defeat, the K-Pop Group celebrated their victory.. Of course, it ended rather quickly as soon Spurdo Sparde materialized from the man's carcass.
>It only meant one thing: Doom.
씨발!!!

>>6142839
Go fuck a Finnish whore if you want a woman who would gladly love a man like you!
>Sais TaeYeon with a snarky, cruel tone!

>>6142875
Not at all! That would be Emperor Joseon the Bold, mighty Leader of the Hwan Empire!
>Replied SeoHyun

>>6142877
Sorry~!
>They all said at the same time.

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>>6142936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRI-BOQt3Ls

>>6142991
Nah, nah, I heard said some shaman cult was behind the South Korean president this whole time so I figure that was you. 8 Heavenly Fairies or some mierda like that, shit, I dunno. How the fuck did you eses let that shit happen?

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>>6142991
>Spurdo Spärde begins to swing around a massive wooden cock carved by one of the many bored pre-horse archers of the Proto Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate
diem to get fugg'd :DDD
benis in bagina :DDDDD

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>>6142936

I want _____ to leave!

>>6142990
Not sure if this is bait or if you're actually retarded.

>>6142991
Hey! What do you mean, a "man like you"?
>He shoots a glare at the woman who insulted him. At least he thinks so. They all look and sound the same to him

>>6142956
>>6142990
>>6143037
>>6143047
tHAT DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS

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>>6143088

>>6143055
turbosluts

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>>6143088

>>6143100
what's a turboslut

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>>6142936

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>>6142951
>Kuroe would have showed up, but her caretaker chained her to the bed at the last minute.

>>6142991
>all of girl's generation in thread
Shit taste desu
Snsd is dead

>>6143114
type nep or marseille in archive and you will see

>>6143114
Little story with a lot of sex. Nothing wrong with them. Just a meme to hate them.

>>6143114
Check ERP threads back in Dec-Apr. Avas who serviced a fuckton of anons/avas would be considered that.

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>>6143114
>>6143171
Like me!

>>6143186
>Kissu the turboslut

>>6143137
Just tell me. No memes.
just be more like >>6143162
he is helpful
aren't you in an ERP thread, on /trash/ what kind of story would you want.
if you want a story instead of just sex then go to discord or w/e
I'm actually autistic IRL and you're somehow more autistic than I am, anon. come on

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>>6143196
>Returns kissu to anon
<3

>>6143197
Nothing wrong with wanting story. And nothing wrong with wanting a quick fuck. Both can exist here perfectly fine!

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>>6143037
It's magic, we don't have to explain anything, you silly man!
>Said their apparent Leader, Seo, to the Hispanic boy.
>They weren't 8 fairies! They weren't even 9!

>>6143039
W-We will not be defeated! W-We carry the pride of the Hwan Empire in our shoulders!
>SooYoung said shaking a fist as she charged the Finnish Autistic Bear, followed by her sisters in arms.

>>6143076
You heard us! You can't possibly please any of us! Not even Yoon!
>Said Tiffany with a smug look while YoonA glared daggers at her.

>>6143132

DELET

>>6143137
>nep or marseille
I will never understand this hate towards them.

>>6143094
>>6143106
>>6143116
THAT's NOT HELPING

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>>6143229
Oh fugg, gan'd dell which one is whicheds :DDDDD
>Spurdo Spärde begins to spin around, wooden cock flailing about, unable to tell the koreans apart

>>6143129
Probably a wise choice, mainly since I'd definitely give Kuroe my mana.

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>>6143129
>"...did he leave the stove on?" That was the only thought that occurred to Gabriel as he pondered the current whereabouts and status of his adoptive younger sister. Quality onii-chan material right here.

>>6143088
Well, can you explain what you all are doin' here? This ain't exactly the kinda place you girls want the media to catch you in, naw mean?

>>6143238
They left, that means shitposters can bitch at them without risk of being retributed or called out like they would an active Ava. Typical of faceless cowards.

>>6143238
They broke in to the shitposting and people are proud that they made them both leave. That's fucking despicable, but it's /trash/, the /b/ with less leddit/ifunny.co, so it's not like you can expect much.

>>6143229
Oh yeah? I'll show you! I'll show all of you! I'll start with Yoon!
>He points at what he hopes is Yoon, figuring her pride was hurt too. He second guesses himself a few times before finally settling on one of them

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567411

>>6143307
Fuck off EGG

>>6143307
>paying more attention to your fiancee and trying to avoid getting disturbingly stalked by someone without even knowing who it is
>abusive relationship
You do realize she still RPs on Discord, right? You could find hers in the archives, then add her and ask, if you need a semen demon that much.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567454

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>>6143307
>>6143346

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567500

Why is writing starter posts so hard

fuck

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567521

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>>6143247
>Tha battle raged on, with each girl using a different weapon: Lasers, Shivs, Maces, Swords, Katanas, Crowssbows, Lightsabers, Machine Guns and a Hobo tied to a rope.
>Yet, none of these Hwan Weapons were match for Spurdo's sheer autism and the Wooden Dick, which was bigger than any Korean Male packed, and were utterly defeated.

>>6143300
>Sunny blinked as she was pointed at.
>Because, let's be honest, they all look the same.
Gee, baby! I'm not YoonA, I'm Sunny! Do I really look THAT cheap?

>>6143396
git gud

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567535

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>>6143423
ebin :DDD

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>>6143444
>implying I wan't to rape neckbeards or typefuck lunatics

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567551

>>6143423
R-Really? Ah goddammit.. Which one of you is Yoon or.. or YoonA or whatever?
>He soon gets frustrated and gives up on trying to figure out which girl is which. What's the point, they're all the same anyway!
You know what, anyone can step up! I'll take all you plastic bitches on!

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how does one hide a knife?

>>6143517
Insert into vagina.
Carefully.

>>6143517
up your ass

>>6143517
Inside a loved one's heart.

>>6143517
>Heart shaped pupils
10/10

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>>6143524
>>6143525
>>6143532
i'm being serious
i was just about to start cutting 'NEP' into my leg when mumsy came home
now i'm tryin to hide a knife in my room

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http://imgur.com/a/GltSZ
Incase anyone wanted my Millia folder I was building this morning

>>6143345
she only RPs on Discord because then her fiance can keep an eye on her.

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you'll niggas is gay.

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>>6143563
ikr

>>6143566
Why are you so autistic, Bolin?

>>6143566
under bed.

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>>6143517
https://youtu.be/HfHHTWLIChg

>>6143566
Hide it in the wall.

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WHO WANTS TO PLAY BASEBALL?

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>>6143588
idk
>>6143590
hmm
bit cliché lad
i was thinking inside my guitar
>>6143610
how

>>6143582
Wanna be gay with me, cutie?

>>6143623
why not inside guitar then.
also get therapy after
if you wanna cut that's bad news, mon

>>6143623
Make a hole in the wall, throw the knife in, and cover it with a poster or something.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11567672

>>6143613
Boring.

>>6143613
I do!

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>>6143613
>record scratch

>freeze frame

Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>6143657
BASEBALL IS FUN AND EXCITING, YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

>>6143566
Don't cut yourself. And please seek help.

>>6143673
The Cubs won?

>anons that still think EGG is in an abusive relationship
now we know who was creeping her out

I want a powerbottom

NOW WATCH AND LEARN, HERE'S THE DEAL

THEY'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL!

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>>6143699
You think I actually give a shit about baseball? gimme some cock lad.

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>>6143606
bit ripe lad
>>6143646
>>6143694
ok, will hide knife in there. i've seen far too many psychologists and counselors for one lifetime, and i'm not doing it because of depression.
>>6143647
do i look like andy dufrane to you

>>6143569
Jesus, that pic's perfect. Makes me wish there was an ava up that would satisfy the pantyhose fetish that just got triggered in me, to be honest.

>Still no ERP in the ERP threads

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>>6143738
[I return to change this!]

>>6143723
Right on.
>Pulls pants down and reveals his twitching dick.

>>6143724
Just think about it. No shame in asking for help.

>>6143723
Eh, you're not worth a fuck.
Used goods are bad anyway.
You can lick my asshole but that's all you'll get.

>>6143722
Hey, that's pretty good.
>slips on the banana peel.

>>6143762
>that timing
hmm...suspicious..

>>6143723
Do you like catching or pitching? I like to pitch.

>>6143762
I want to do loving things with Esdeath!

>>6143762
I'd like to have a talk with miss Yozora.

>>6143762
Hardmode Aoi time? I've got a starter in mind if you don't mind.

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>>6143735
Its one of the best things about her Xrd outfit

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>>6143766
except i don't need help.
i'm mentally sound.

>>6143837
>wants to cut
>mentally sound
literally Peridot-tier

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>>6143762

[SO WE MEET AGAIN.]
[Shall we finish our encounter then?]

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Rebuild my Annie folder?

Reminder that multiple choices are allowed

https://strawpoll.de/2x9srx2

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>>6143847
Yeah, for joke reasons. I'm not even depressed man.

>>6143835
I don't even play Guilty Gear and I can already agree.

>>6143873
Do it fag

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>>6143783
[Wh-wha?]

>>6143849
[Very well. Have you still got my last reply?]

>>6143826
[Well, since you've been waiting since yesterday, sure! Go ahead and start us off.]

>>6143799
>>6143800
[I always have a hard time doing more than three, and the other two I'm either currently doing a scene with, or have promised to do a scene with in the past. I can -try- to do 4 at the same time, but... I can't guarantee I'll be able to keep up.]

>>6143873
henrietta

>>6143963
(Nah its fine, I'll see you some other time maybe.)

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>>6143935
What are you, some kind of sicko?

>>6143968
Maybe later.

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>>6143913
Her old outfits lacked the raw sex appeal

>>6143963
(Okay let's do this)

>No one exactly knew why the Future Foundation had a pool. Sure there were training purposes but you'd think an organization dedicated to destroying Despair and rebuilding the world would decide there were better things to spend money on than an Olympic size swimming pool
>Still, Anon liked it a lot, it meant he could just float in the water all alone after a really hard days work. Being an underling in the FF with no Super High School Level talent (unless grunt work was a talent, and even then he didn't consider himself that super) was pretty fucking hard so he though he deserved a relax

Man...this is pretty nice.

>He had heard some new people from another division had come in today. Oh well, no one would bother him here.

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>>6143963

>Rance winced as his sack was further squeezed with her cruel hand, causing him to let a gasp escape his lips. Yet, he had to endure the pain.
>Swallowing some spit, the man nodded in agreement to her words and proceeded to apologize in the most knigtly way possible.
Y-You're hurting me, damn it! I-I'm sorry! I-I won't spank your sexy ass again! I-I mean it! Kuh!
>Truly, he had a way with words!

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Sup, thread

>>6143963
Very well. If you got the time to do Yozora then I'll await. If not, then enjoy your current sessions.

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>>6143874
Am I finally not in there?

>>6143762
up to continue with yozora? i got my post saved.

>>6144084
wassup

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>>6144153
Livin my life, wrestling with procrastination. How're you, Anon?

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>>6144032
>Finally finished changing into her usual swimwear, Asahina burst through the door in the changing rooms leading to the pool.
Finally back home! Oh, I have -missed- this pool! Twenty laps as a warm-up! Go, Hina, g-
>Her voice halted as she noticed the other figure floating in the pool, getting a little embarrassed at her outburst which she had assumed no one could hear.
Oh, heh! Ehh, hi! Don't worry about that, I'm not like, crazy or anything! Hyping myself up, you know?

>>6144107
>>6144153
[N-now I have to pick between these two. Eh, heads or tails?]

>>6144192
I'll take heads. Toss one up whenever.

>>6144189
>Clutches his heart, kneels over, has a dry orgasm, gets a monster erection, feels fertile as fuck
W-what the hell just happened?

>>6144171
I'm alright, but these bug bites are making me itch like crazy.

>>6144189
Howdy.

>>6144192
Let's see what happens.

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>The redhead leaned against a wall, staring down the crowd around the room, and scoffing to herself. You could barely make out her mumbling about how she didn't even want to be here. Her handgun and badge on her belt were barely covered by her heavy jacket, but obviously apparent as she kept her arms tucked underneath her chest, surveying the room with her sharp, green gaze.

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>>6144232
Ah man, fuuuuck bug bites. So much

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>>6144189
Your greeting and your mission at the same time. Impressive.

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>>6144244
Bug bites are the worst. I especially feel bad for the permanent ones on Jinx's chest.

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>>6144272
Oh sheeeeit, Anon

>>6144248
>>6144259
>>6144266
LET'S JAM

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>>6144228
Gem magic. Pants off, sailor.

>>6144232
You too. Pants on the floor.

>>6144253
I'm a gem of few words.

Pants.
Floor.
Back.
Wall.

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>>6144059
Hmm... Very well, I'll accept that apology.
>She let go of his tortured sack, planting a soft kiss on it before heaving herself back up to her original position, hovering above him. His efforts in licking her clean - or perhaps her love for torture - seemed to have had their effects as her wet tunnel now leaks her juices down over his erect cock, before even so much as touching it.
And remember, you're not fucking me.
>She slammed her hips down with great lust, feeling his thick rod split open her insides all the way up until her cervix, which his tip is uncomfortably mashed up against - causing her intense pleasure.
I'm fucking you.

>>6144218
>>6144232
[Tails it is.]

>>6144232
[Feel free to start.]

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>>6144272
:fire: :100: :pepe: :joy: :ok_hand:

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>>6144276
I'd prefer you call me by my name.

>>6144285
Sorry baby, my pants are just too comfortable right now.

>>6144192
>Anon nearly leaped out of the water when he saw Aoi burst through the door. He recognized her almost immediately. The Super High school level swimmer. He had no idea someone like THAT was who they were all talking about. He splashed around a bit and tried to act as cool as he could

N-no it's fine uh...I was just...you know..swimming and stuff.

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>>6144304
Okay, Loser

Reminder that The Darkness is the one making all these strawpolls about EGG's relationship.

>>6144341
proof?

>>6144285
Gem magic? What the hell kind of magic does...aargh this...?
>He tries to tug his pants off but can barely get it over the magic infused lump in between. He grunts as the aching makes him loose strength in his arms and he struggles just to pull down. Finally his pants hit the floor and with a spring his fat cock wobbles free pulsing with spirit in every thick vein

THREAD'S A LITTLE SLOW

POST THEM CARDS

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>>6144307
Swimming? Oh, I love sw- Well, you probably got that far yourself. I sorta have a thing for swimming.
>She leapt in to the pool with a perfect dive, as expected from the Ultimate swimmer. Resurfacing, she takes a second to wipe most of the water from her face and swims surprisingly quickly at him, appearing next to him in a few seconds.
You're a fan too, huh?

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>>6144337
Oh no, first grader insults! My kryptonite!
>dramatically collapses onto the floor
You've bested me, witch!

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>>6144368
[Just posted >>6144242, otherwise nothing's really going on for me.]

>>6144301
Gotcha.

( https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6127787/#6132333 )
In what world would a pure girl talk about that kind of that stuff!? I hope it's in one of those books, because it isn't in reality!
>He raises his voice as Yozora raises hers, leaning directly into her face so that she can fully understand his righteous indigination. Especially after that lowblow about his dick size.
For someone who wanted to read a book, you ditched it pretty fast to talk to me about weird stuff! I guess you weren't that interested in it at all, Yozora-san!

>>6144341
The name field says Anonymous though.

>>6144387
I think I was doing something with Valentine, would you be okay with continuing?

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>>6144431
[I was more in the mood to break in Alissa, but sure. got your last post?]

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>>6144400
G-get away from me, you creep! Don't get so close!
>She pushes him off of her, crossing her arms and looking off in the distance once she concludes he's a decent distance away from her face.
I-I just wanted to know how that stuff worked for guys, alright? Not exactly things you can look up in a book.