HG Thread
WW1 Italian army best army edition.
tightwad is fucking IN
>>6133971
I just stole a pair of her dog pattern panties...
>>6133972
Heaps of people, apparently
Most people do it in normal conversation, but you have a good point
>>6133965
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
>>6134008
apply headcrab to your toony forehead.
>>6133972
>Jill turns around, still holding Fore in her arms.
Oh, before I leave. Let me say this, attention whore that's who. Either that or someone with even worse socializing skills as me.
Now, I am leaving.
>>6134008
YOU BETTER COMMIT HONORABLE SEPPUKU TO MAKE UP FOR THIS!
>>6133965
I am sure a lot of countries would love to speak with you about that, my friend. And I am one of them.
>>6134047
Farewell.
>>6133966
I understand more than you know. You're probably going to ignore me but why do you do it? Not satisfied with your own life?
>>6133939
I know how that is. School's an annoying thing, isn't it?
>>6133931
>>6133800
Ey farmgirl.
>>6133938
We got someone looking at us funny, but, she might be nice, maybe?...
"Just give a smile. All they're going to do is look. I promise you."
any oldfag here?
>>6134047
Have a goodnight... Farewell..
>>6133914
Highly unlikely to happen outside the arena, but if that is your wish I will wait for the apropiate time for you to tell me. However, several servants have been confirmed to be summoned, a battle can burst at any given moment.
>>6134047
Hello.
>>6134024
>>6134020
>Drags them both in to a hug
>>6134066
>>6133800
Gah! Sorry 'bout that. Got all them weird old-timey terms of speech and such, huh?
Still, it sure as heck don't sound like my kinda thing.
>>6134094
>raises hand
>>6134084
>>6134066
...Why do I do what?
>>6134097
Oh? I was just about to ask you about the other Sabers...
Saber! Tell me all you know right now! I cannot let these people around me without having some intel on them!
>>6134107
>gives him cake.
>>6134066
School was quite an enjoyable experience for me, actually. I enjoyed learning new things everyday and the library always kept me occupied if I had nothing to do.
CUBS
CUBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CUBS STOP
>>6134142
>eats
>>6134151
They're doing that thing they've consistently done for 108 years.
>>6134099
Not mine either. Sucks that I have to take a test on it tomorrow.
>>6134134
>the girl looks around seeing if the coast is clear before whispering to the boy's ear
I meant pretending to be others.
>>6134146
Wish I can say the same. If it's not a terrible experience, it's so boring that going home would be a better experience.
>>6134178
kek
>>6133965
I wonder if the Ultimate Despair doing their thing counted as World War 3...
>>6134188
I suppose you're one of those that spend most of the class daydreaming instead of paying attention?
>>6134099
Don't man handle me.
>>6133788
Why would I care to get on a leech's good side? Me thanking you does not mean that I wish to be friends or anything of the sort. If anything, you are the reason I have not been around as much as I usually am. You annoy me to end and do not have even the vaguest idea of what etiquacy is.
>>6133826
If you must know, I am heir to Togami Corporation and Acting Head of Future Foundation's fourteenth branch. Honestly, introducing myself all the time to you brainless sheep is beginning to get on my nerves. Do you have anything to say for yourself, cur? I do believe that an apology is in order.
>>6134188
I...I have no idea what you're talking about! I suggest you keep your mouth shut and never imply that I'm not the real Togami! Cur like you should stay as far as humanly possible around me! Your stench would get onto me and make me look bad!
>>6134200
I would ask you what it felt like to be the general then.
>>6134188
You're still in school? I thought folks got out sooner'n that. Huh.
>>6134210
I'm not manhandlin' ya. If I was manhandlin' ya I'd throw you of my shoulder and carry ya off, doofus.
>>6133966
>Rin takes a few steps back, facing the man with an angry stare on her face
How about you get out before I force you to get out? Don't think that I'll keep my magic for myself when you're opposing me like this!
You're in the ladies' restroom and you have no right to be here. You might've not spiked it or replaced it, but someone else must've. I'm not someone who drinks alcohol just like that without anything of matter happening.
>She starts to prepare a spell, the mark on her hand's visibly glowing in front of the man
Dare and insult me once more by saying I have no common decency and that I should admit to someone who doesn't even know who he's talking to and I'll ensure you that there's no more time for you to leave this room by yourself!
I want to snuggle pride
>>6134221
I-i dare ya to try that! I'd wipe the floor with ya!
>>6134219
That's a strong implication... I didn't do anything. You did it all on your own.
>>6134229
The disgusting fat slob is him while I am the groomed handsome one. What exactly is so hard to understand?
>>6134200
You would have to be a brain dead idiot not to think it was exactly that.
>>6134099
>>6134210
>>6134244
Gahh!! E-easy there!
>>6134208
I try not to. Can't help it when I feel I won't be using this stuff ever.
>>6134219
Calm down there, dude. I won't tell anyone. I would be glad to leave you alone as well. I'm just curious.
>>6134221
Do I look that old? Skipping classes will do that I guess. Thankfully, I'm on my last year.
>>6134060
>watches as your line gets raped by german empire
>>6134218
Lying to me won't make yourself any less innocent. Let's be honest here, impostor me. The reason you haven't been around here is because you cannot stand most of the people here. I can tell from the look in your eye that this is the case. It is probably the only thing the both of us have in common. The closest you'll ever get to being the real Togami that is.
>>6134222
>after noticing her hand glowing he grabs it and examines the mark, slightly breaking character
You can't be serious...this mark, don't tell me this is what I think it is.
>>6134244
>She grabs Lyna by the shoulder and picks her up like a ragdoll
>>6134278
Sorry, sorry! I'm just feelin' affectionate.
>>6134288
Nah, I just thought, you know...it was younger'n that. I could be wrong, it's not like I went in th'first place, you know.
>>6134229
Comparing me to a sickly skeleton? I don't think I have ever been so insulted in my life.
>>6134247
Is that so? I don't remember being the first under control of that woman. Surely you remember what all happened, Hajime.
>>6134288
Your curiosity reeks of stupidity. I'm the real Togami through and through. Anyone who thinks otherwise is simply uneducated.
>>6134288
Hmph, all knowledge can be useful if you don't just lay about for most of your life. You may find yourself applying those lessons to situations you would least expect to be in.
>>6134134
Very well.
>She brings a huge couch from the HG living room and sits on it.
My former self, Saber-class servant Arotira Pendragon apparently has been here before my arrival. Aside of her dressing choice...
>Shows a picture of a seiba wearing a black suit
We are the same person with slight differences in attributes. There is also Mysterious Heroine X, who is determined to eliminate every version of Artoria in this land.
>Shows another picture showing Gilgamesh with several silly scribbles on it "fool" "idiot" "fuckboi" are among some words writen in the photo.
Gilgamesh, most likely our biggest threat arrived not long ago. We have yet to fight, and instead he has requested my prescence in a banquet hosted by himself.
There is also the corrupted heronie of france, Jeanne d'Arc, and several other heroic spirits I have yet to meet in person. That is all for now.
>>6134293
>Rin breaks her hand free, getting even more upset than before as the man touches her without warning or purpose
H-How about you put your filthy paws where they belong, right in your own pockets or within your pants rather than on my hands!
>She continues to cast her spell, albeit visibly confused at the words being spoken
What...? How can you possibly be aware of the mark on my hands...?
>>6134293
Hmm. Yes, it is true that I despise the overwhelming majority of people here, but you yourself are not an exception to that, imposter. In fact, you are probably the one I hate here the most. Besides that annoying communist who never leaves me alone.
>>6134307
I bet ya feel all big and tough now, don't ya?
>>6134278
I'm not even doing anything! Aussa is the brute!
21 more for mien >>6134302
>>6134266
Seriously? Are you telling me that it wasn't every country involved? I don't think they'd just let Ultimate Despair ruin everything without working against them...
>>6134324
I wasn't under her control... I just...came along for the ride. Once she died, I just watched everything happen...
>>6134403
Nah, not really.
>She grins a bit and sets her back down
'Sides, I've always been the most physical, now haven't I been?
>>6134307
Nah, you stay in that place at least until you're seventeen. Be glad you were able to miss that.
>>6134324
>she takes out her lollipop, waving it around like a wand
Like I said, a real good actor. Keep it up, dude. Want one?
>>6134325
Somehow I don't believe that. Like this book. I already know that being crazy is bad. Why do I have to take a test on it?
>>6134307
>nuclear meltdown in progress
Y-you do?
>>6134403
>heats up
I know, I know.
Its not gay if ______
>>6134463
your into loni.
>>6134438
Yeah, you do love bein' real hands on. You're gonna catch something one of these days. There's been a lot of sick people around here.
>>6134455
God, this is great. Maybe I shoulda learned fire magic instead of light.
Is there no one else? Guess I can waste your time then. Give me twent- nah, thirty six of you to do something.
No duplicates or things like that.
>>6134427
Why don't you try and use those ears of yours for once, imbecile? I was agreeing with you, not disagreeing. If you had bothered to actually listen to what I was saying you'd know that.
>>6134463
the balls dont touch and you say no homo
>>6134349
>Togami glances at the photos over and over again, obviously confused as to why the Gilgamesh one has been tarnished
So in other words these are your clones, and these said clones wish for you, a king, to die? I demand you tell me why it is they want you gone from here before we take this partnership any further.
>>6134364
I don't know who you are, but I've been told about these marks. In fact...
>Togami shows her the mark he has on his hand
What I want from you is to tell me everything you can about your hand mark. This is extremely important, as you may already be aware of.
>>6134395
That annoying communist sides with you. I should have known a wannabe Togami would talk to someone as ridiculously stupid as him before hand. However I don't believe anyone is buy his propaganda. You might want to use your head a little more if you want others to believe your obvious lies.
>>6134427
Don't plead innocent quite yet Hajime. I've done some research and you and I both know you're the one that had a big key part in her plan. Without you I doubt she would have gotten as far as she would have.
>>6134443
>he ignores her actor comment and nods his head
It's about time you've made yourself useful. Having to listen to your lies has made me extremely hungry.
>>6134499
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6134499
Fear the Neard
>>6134499
Rin Tohsaka
>>6134499
Togami Byakuya
>>6134499
Regulus Corneas
>>6134499
Togami Byakuya
>>6134499
Furry porn
>>6134499
Rawberry
Anyone have some kind of anesthetic? Alcohol would be fine if anyone has any.
>>6134499
Yuubari
>>6134499
Tightwad.
>>6134499
Tourettes guy
>>6134455
>Bites your neck just to see what your reaction would be.
>>6134499
Sleepy accel
>>6134499
Artoria Pendragon
>>6134499
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>6134499
Hubert Ozwell
>>6134499
>>6134499
Reigen Arataka
>>6134499
Jeff Gordon
>>6134499
Donald J. Trump
>>6134499
Demon Archer
>>6134499
Nishikata
>>6134499
Kosaki Onodera
>>6134499
Mirai
>>6134499
Sakuya Izayoi
>>6134499
Thorfinn
>>6134499
Andrew Wiggins
>>6134499
Guidestuck Becquerel
>>6134499
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>6134499
Junko Enoshima
>>6134455
Duh. 'Sides, I've always been a hugger, aint I?
>>6134443
Eh, that's a mixed blessin', there. I was only barely literate until just recently, y'know, lack of formal education's a pain.
>>6134497
Hehehe, I don't get sick and you know it! Not any longer.
>>6134499
Aussa
>>6134499
Vanitas Remnant
>>6134499
Kukuru Anrakutei
>>6134499
Aksis Prime
>>6134499
May Greenfield
>>6134499
Gas the Horsefags
>>6134443
So you can show that you know what to do if encountering one such "crazy person". Or that you learn from what mistakes they made so you don't repeat them.
>>6134563
Your attempt at hurting my feelings is almost as sad as your life, Soviet.
>>6134501
...H-Heh...sorry, Byakuya... But in my defense, I wasn't technically there...so...
>>6134508
I didn't stop her, but I did little to actually help Enoshima...uh, Junko...
>>6134499
Hajime Hinata
>>6134572
>Fucking die, you asshole.
>>6134528
>approaches you with a pair of panties in his hands
>waves
>>6134499
Doopliss
S-stop talking about panties so much...
>>6134560
Nice homosuck. I don't think I've ever heard of that AU before. Then again, I don't know any AUs at all.
>>6134591
You helped her by complying. If it weren't for you then maybe Nanami would still be alive today.
>>6134528
Er. Mind if I ask what for?
Looks good? I'll give you guys a few minutes to decide.
>>6134508
Aside of myself, only Saber and Mysterious Herione X are the versions of "Artoria" currently summoned in this land. Gilgamesh and Jeanne are complete different servants I must also fight at some point. Only one servant shall remain to touch the Holy Grail, marking the end of this war and the very reason we must kill eachother.
>>6134599
Weirdo..
>>6134632
I'm planning some surgery. It should be simple enough.
>>6134638
Looks fine to me.
>>6134508
Putting him and I in the same camp is even more insulting than that of you attempting to steal my identity. I command you to apologize this instant.
>>6134563
Indeed, he is. But at the very least he is not a coward who is afraid to show his face.
>>6134591
Oh? Are you saying that you have no memory of the events that took place? Or maybe you are just feigning ignorance?
>>6134499
Hiita
>>6134497
Told ya, you needed me dummy!
>>6134532
She winces in pain, completely paralyzed from the cold
>>6134566
>core unstable
Y-yeah about tha-!!!
>>6134622
>flies into your face
>>6134499
Oreki Houtarou
>>6134638
I accept this challenge.
>>6134625
it's ok, I like the designs for the characters, though
it's also on a hiatus that at this point will last longer than homestuck's
>>6134638
Lets go!
>>6134638
looks good to me.
>>6134650
>>6134528
>Silently offers a half full bottle of vodka
>>6134638
Your district seeding is unnerving.
>>6134640
Are you prepared for it? From the looks of it these people seem like they might cause a few problems. That and the fact that you're as thin as paper makes me believe we might be on the losing end.
>>6134638
Super Late Kagerou Imaizumi
>>6134597
>He'll never perish!
>>6134638
>He throws the keyblade into the air, and catches it.
Let's do this.
>>6134622
>>6134654
>>6134638
Swap please ~
>>6134629
...W-Was that jab necessary...? I never wanted her to get hurt, you should know that... If I could've just done *something* to take control, I would've in an instant...
>>6134638
Just in time...
>>6134650
>raises a thumb
I raided her drawers
Hmm, has the ship disappeared into the night again?
>>6134650
....
What kinda surgery?
>>6134654
Yeah? What's up?
>>6134638
Give my spot to the kid >>6134658
>>6134654
>Sakuya releases the helpless charmer only to place her hand under their chin.
Is anyone home there?
>>6134638
Excuse me, but did you just move me to a different position than my original? What nerve! Why would you go out of your way to mess with the correct order, just to put those two next to each other. I don't know what kind of connection can be found between those two, but moving me around for something so silly is a clear infringement on my rights. I order you to return me to my original position in this instant!
>>6134638
>Glances at the boy next to him then looks away
...I'm ready.
>>6134677
>One day I'll overcome your BS.
>>6134677
Hold up, something wrong with my images... or maybe I should get the non ant version.
>>6134508
>Rin stops casting the spell, losing the glow on her hands as she drops herself to the floor while covering her face in her hands.
Y-You know... Th-That's something only I have. I'd consider explaining this to you and I'd consider telling you about it, however, I can see the ketchup slowly running down your hand.
Wh-What are you trying to do in the first place?
>She reveals her face, laughing as she stands up and holds her sides, trying to maintain her composure but miserably failing
Th-This isn't important at all. You're like a court jester!
>>6134653
Apologizing for the truth?
Heh. Leave it for the one living a lie to hate the truth. You'll get no such thing from me, impostor.
>>6134662
wew, that sucks. I certainly do not envy that. One of those hiatuses was a fucking year! Not a fun situation.
>>6134656
>>6134678
>>6134669
>Takes the bottle.
Thanks, I'll make sure to pay you back some time.
>>6134684
Whose?
>>6134687
Does it matter?
>>6134528
Not sure. Could ice be a good one?
>>6134508
>she searches her jacket's pocket and takes out ten lollipops
Don't know what your favorite would be so I just grabbed what I had.
>>6134566
There is that problem I guess. But it just drags on like a bad movie at times. It's mostly how long it can be is the problem.
>>6134587
I don't think anyone is stupid enough to not know that.
>>6134679
>>6134694
Got it.
Alright. Give me a few more.
>>6134697
Harlot.
>>6134681
Sadly you chose wrong, Hajime. If you would have had others help you instead of doing this by yourself you could have gotten out of this without any harm done, but now...you've lost more than anyone else has.
>>6134700
You should be happy that you get to be in the same district a me, mongrel. Maybe if you're lucky I'll lend you hand during this test as well.
>>6134714
>>6134731
You'd be surprised at the answers some fools give. It's tragic that I share a class with them.
>>6134724
Uptight boat that needs to get laid
Who knew she of all people puppy patterned underwear
>>6134638
>Rin looks at the man in her team, examinating him carefully
I can see the similarities between you and the other man. I won't mention why or how as that's none of my concern.
Let's just get a move on, I'm getting bored and everyone knows by now that only the Tohsakas will stand in the end of this warzone.
>>6134731
Red Sakuya
>>6134731
Misato?
>>6134739
I know right?
>>6134528
>Denies with her head
I do not know of any medic with such supplements.
>>6134671
I am most prepared to fight all of them at once if necessary. Even if I lack your support as a magus I will give my all to eliminate our enemies. That being said...the winner shall be granted one wish by the Holy Grail. Is there any wish you want fulfilled?
>>6134638
Looks acceptable.
>>6134739
Excuse me? I am far from a harlot.
>Sakuya since the folder aren't loading again.
>>6134638
Wish this had anything to do with my test. You guys know what to do.
>>6134762
Meant minutes. Guess I shoulda made that more clear.
>>6134731
HisaRyu Amber
?
>>6134653
It's in pieces... My circumstances are a little different to the others, you know... There was the original operation memory wipe, and then the Neo World Program memory wipe...
>>6134746
...Are you trying to guilt trip me? I know I messed up, and I'm reminded of it every day. I'd do anything to have her back, and even with these talents...that's not possible...
>>6134731
GabeN
>>6134771
Am I just in the void or something?
this is starting up well i guess
>>6134771
You all should find those apple gels useful. Now let's go our separate ways.
>>6134775
>>6134764
>>6134785
Definitely should've made it clear. Sorry about that.
>>6134771
Why are we hiding when, we could just sneak our way back in!
Come on, you guys are nothing but idiots!
>>6134697
>>6134687
>reactor core reaching critical mass
>steam arising at this point
N-nothng Im F-Fine!!
>>6134771
Dam this smoke!!
>>6134771
I...don't get it... Isn't something supposed to happen? H-Huh?! What's going on?
>>6134731
Ice? Maybe if I had more time.
>>6134758
I'll kick your ass later.
>>6134768
That's too bad, the alcohol will have to do.
>>6134771
Not a great start.
>>6134766
Mistress, you shouldn't joke around like that. It could really hurt just as much as it hurt when you stripped me of my humanity.
>Sakuya still waiting for my computer to open the files.
>>6134724
Just...y'know, curious, you know?
>>6134731
Movie? Wouldn't know, never really watched any'a them either, myself. But it does sound like one heck of a mixed bag. 'Least you're nearly done, huh?
>>6134771
...Welp. Time for a new 'target'.
>>6134799
Seriously, what's up?
>>6134793
It's fine swimsuit lady.
>>6134704
A court jester isn't fit to be in the same position of power that I'm in.
>he slams his hand on one of the locked stalls, scaring whoever was using it at the time
This isn't something to joke about. It's obvious you know something that I need to know. If you're not going to tell me then I'm afraid I might have to force it out of you. For your own sake you better take the easy way out.
>>6134731
That's a very generous offering, host.
>he takes the ten lollipops she presented to him
You may not be so bad after all, but disrespecting me like you did a little while ago is by far the worst thing you could do.
>>6134768
I don't need any wishes. If allowed I'll let you take my wish instead. I'm sure you have something you would want deep down.
>>6134771
>
>>6134800
Welcome to the club.
>>6134724
Don't worry about it man. I can always hook a brother up
>>6134793
>>6134705
A one sided truth is not the actual truth. You have not one bit of evidence showing that what you say is fact. Keep on speaking your gibberish all you wish, imposter.
>>6134771
If I had not been working with you from the beginning, the need to free you would have never arisen. Next time I'll pick someone more competent to do the job.
>>6134778
I somehow find it extremely hard to believe that you have no memory whatsoever of any of the events that took place. Especially the death of that girl you were so close to. What was her name again?
>>6134771
>Kazuma practically collapses, breathing frantically.
Hah.. Hah.. That was very close.. Thanks for the warning Terumi..
"Yeah yeah, just shut up and stay alive."
>>6134790
>>6134799
>>6134800
This is going well. You're fine. Just rescued Hiita from jail.
>>6134771
>>6134766
You're th'only one to blame here.
>>6134746
Mongrel? That is the word that you just used to refer to me, right? I'm not mistaken, right? Of course you did that. Why wouldn't you go out of your way to put others down just because you're so full of your existence? It's just natural for people like you, ones filled with mostly arrogance, so I can't blame you for it. It's part of your nature, and there isn't much to do about something like that. You were born to be one who "must" do that! Ah, Ah, Ah, but it's still something that gets on my nerves, because you just looked down on me. I don't care if you dare to call others words similar to that one, because that's not my problem, but this time you went out of your way to call me one. Looking down on me like I'm less of a man. Things like these are just simple things that can't and won't be ignored by me! And because of those complex reasons, I'm forced to refuse your help! Not because I'm ungrateful, and I can't accept the kindness for others, but because your words that accompanied your actions were the result of ill intentions!
>>6134679
>>6134799
>Not even saying "thanks"
Oh well ~.
>>6134804
>pockets the pantsu and waves
Later
>>6134836
Oh, okay then.
>>6134836
Are we playing hide n' go seek?
>>6134836
Need some help there?
>>6134811
If you're really all that interested, I'm going to remove my appendix.
>>6134821
Well, let me know if there is anything I can do for you.
>>6134836
Nothing? Maybe one of you is covering for someone.
>>6134848
You're horrible.
>>6134694
oh good... now I have to stay in this place...
>>6134771
Do I have to go?
>>6134863
...WHY?
>>6134836
...G-Goodness! How unlike me, I have to get moving before I'm discovered!
>>6134836
>He decides to snack on some hardboiled eggs between songs.
Mm.. Do you want one too Mr. Terumi?
"Eh.. Sure, but stop playing that thing, it sounds like a cat dying... Hahahaha, on second thought.. Keep playing."
>>6134863
What exactly you do? Might got somethin, might not. All depends on you.
>>6134836
Alcohol? That's not something I could ever dislike. A fine bottle of alcohol is something that everyone with some common sense should be able to appreciate and enjoy any time of the day, but I do not understand the losing part. I'm certain that I stated it multiple times that I don't intend to get into any conflict, no matter what type it is. So how could I lose a battle, when I won't even try to partake in one at the first place? Hah, this is such a silly situation, full of assumptions.
>>6134809
And yet what a horrible mistake that was. Flirting about and exposing yourself to everyone you see. You were supposed to be mine for eternity but now I could care less what you do.
>>6134836
Who is our target today?
>>6134838
Now, now Aussa. Mistress does not mean any harm.
>>6134799
Right.......
>Sakuya disappears only to return in a split second with some ice cubes. She then places one of them on your head.
>>6134836
>With the blade resting on his shoulder, the masked boy looks at the three individuals that are accompanying him.
I shouldn't be wasting my time with you guys. Later.
>He jumps into the air, and dives in the ground, covering himself in darkness.
>>6134836
While I make sure I don't make a mistake, you guys make sure not to kill anybody.
>>6134771
It is time for me to stand up, at last?
>Slashes through the bars
You are not my liberators, just messengers.
>>6134836
>Sharp sword about to behead the tsun, but she does not.
You, you are not like the others.
>>6134817
Wrong. I do have my small whims, but nothing important enough to use an artifact like the grail to grant them. If I happen to be the winner of this war...
>>6134818
Everything just went black...you didn't see what happened, did you? I remember walking somewhere, but-
>>6134833
I said it was in pieces! I just don't remember all of it, okay? I remember what happened to her, and I remember my time in the reserve course...but most of the other memories as 'him' are...foggy.
>>6134836
Huh... That explains the gunfire... But I guess Junko ended any chance of victory...
>>6134892
And what does that change? Her tone's nothin' but downright insultin'.
>>6134896
Wait, what's with that mark on your hand, now?
>>6134778
You may be in luck Hajime. If things pan out the way they should, then I may be able to help you get Nanami back. If I fail I can't promise you anything, but Togami's do not fail. You should know that more than anyone else.
>>6134833
I don't see your facts either. With your logic neither of us could be Togami Byakuya. With all the matter that makes up our entire being we could argue that neither of us have any part in who we are.
>>6134841
Mongrel, commoner, peon, and everything else you can think of. Those are the words that describe you the best. Just from looking at you I can tell you're another wannabe that wants to be just like me, Togami Byakuya. I'll spare you your time and tell you that you're nowhere close to being like me. You have so much more that you need to do before you can even compare to me. Start by eating fatty foods and sugars, and then start being good. It's that simple. If you can't do that then I think you don't deserve to proclaim you're not a simplistic mongrel. Until you've went through the process of becoming greater than the heir to the Togami Corp I will never see you as someone higher up then me. As of now you're nothing but another face in the crowd. Another impersonator waiting to happen. I would say that I pity you for living the life you're living right now, but that would be a waste of my energy.
>>6134863
You know
For such a prestigious warrior, I expected her taste in underwear to be more mature and not all...cuddly and cute. Anyway I'll see ya around melontits
>walks out the door while whistling
>>6134874
Because I think mine is going to burst, and if it isn't, than I'd like to remove the chance that it ever will.
>>6134881
I'm an engineer, and I spend a lot of time making a lot of different things that may or may not actually be useful for anything. It's an addiction really.
>>6134896
I can't really sleep anyway.
>>6134916
I hope you fall down some stairs and break your neck.
>>6134896
I'll be taking the second shift. Wake me when it's my time.
>>6134896
I have no intent of hurting you, so please get out of my way.
>>6134897
You must want something out of this war other than your life, right? You can tell me. I put my trust in you, so I ask you do the same. Son't be ashamed of letting me know who you really are.
>>6134896
This gathering first seemed to be one that I would call acceptable, but I think I just made a simple mistake, no...That impossible! It was just a clever trick! Obviously they tried to make us believe that this party is something that would be fitting for all of us, but turns out that it was all just a clever ruse, that everyone except me weren't able to see through.
>>6134907
Not really, no. I cant really remember. I think I blacked out as well. Sorry.
>>6134896
>Throughout the entire conversation Kazuma looks quite scared.
Ugh.. This lady reminds me of Nine..
"Hahaha, she reminds you of a bitch?"
>>6134896
I don't normally join groups but you people might get this over with quicker
>>6134896
Guess you can say she was in heat. Bad joke aside, this is a pretty brutal day.
>>6134930
You...THINK. Did ya maybe think of consultin' a doctor!?
>>6134969
Wha-OI! Is this what I get for givin' hospitality!?
>>6134931
>>6134931
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME! I'LL PATROL!
>>6134969
Woah!? What's going on!
>>6134886
Flirting with the red head? No, I am merely teasing her since she called me a parasite the first time we met just because I was a vampire. It has been a while since I've seen her and I just want to frighten her a bit with the possibility that I could one day drink her blood. Even though that day will never come. Also, Mistress humans change and I prefer to keep at least that part of humanity with me since I can't remember the last time I've had a decent day being what I am.
>>6134896
She means no harm by it Aussa. Besides, wouldn't be the first time someone said something insulting to me.
>Sakuya shot a look at Hiita.
>>6134950
Who is this Nine person?
>>6134969
See where being an impostor gets you?
>>6134977
Did ya maybe think of killin' yerself you annoyin' kid?
>>6134896
>As he jumps out of the darkness he created, it would seems that he have popped up in a scorpion cave.
Ah! If you little guys want to go, then let's go!
>The scorpions lunges straight for him, but with swift strikes from his keyblade, he is able to kill some of them off. But, a giant scorpion impale it's stinger though the masked boy's body.
Agh!!
>>6134969
>>6134804
Is it that bad, Yuu?
>>6134811
Yep. Just a few more months and I never have to look at that hellhole again.
>>6134754
Yeah, dumbasses are the worst. Sucks that I'm friends with a lot of them.
>>6134817
I'm not a bad girl at all. Wasn't trying to disrespect you wither. Just trying to figure a few things out for myself.
>>6134969
>>6134977
There is no time! I'm getting to work on it right now.
>Botches the surgery badly.
>>6134930
Gadgets and stuff, aight. What can you manage for like, a movin target? One that can move real fast and change speed real fast, with like a two foot by two foot box you throw a ball through that can be height adjusted.
Somethin like that would be real, real handy to have for practice.
>>6134984
I expect you to be out of the manor by morning. No exceptions, no buts.
>>6134912
Is that really possible...? How? I thought I'd considered all possible options, and it's not like the Neo World Program saved any data of her...
>>6134949
Don't worry about it, I'm not really a stranger to missing out on things...
>>6134988
Nope.
>>6134984
Yeah, well, Hiita's an idiot, she can't help it sometimes. SHE should know better.
>>6135007
WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!?
>>6134969
You guys are really brave. Shotting as many people as you can before going down.
>>6134930
As if that could hap-
>trips on his shoelace and breaks his neck
>>6135045
What're you doing!? I told you to get out of here while ya could, dangi-
>>6134817
You really do give the slight note of being a court jester. Why else would you have mimicked my magus' mark on your hand with ketchup?
If you'd want it to look genuine then you should've at least managed to find yourself a marker and chalk it on your hand so it doesn't look like well... as if you're working at a fastfood joint.
>Rin stares as the man throws his hissy fit, noticing the ketchup is flying everywhere she cowers in order to not stain her clothes. As the man makes his threat, she continues to cast her spell, her hand glowing up again
You really think I'm afraid of what violence you might use? Don't you grasp yet that you're dealing with magic?
The mark on my hand can't be mimicked as it's part of me, part of who I am and more importantly, part of the art of magic. This'll be my last warning, pick your words and actions carefully or I swear that I won't leave a single thing standing in this restroom!
>>6135045
You might've shown mercy, servant.
>Rin shoves the misformed creation of what's Saber into the rain of bullets
But I'm here to prove my value, and for me to do so I'll have to make sacrifices.
You're one, albeit, my intention not being to sacrifice a servant of the Saber class.
>>6135001
...There are a few things that shouldn't be figured out. Your passion to find the truth is admirable, but the truth of it all is that I AM Togami. Whether you like it or not is solely up to you.
>>6135034
This has nothing to do with the Neo World Program, but rather something much more dangerous.
>he points to the blonde girl he's talking to right now
Right now your hope of getting her back is on her shoulders. If she does not wish to use her wish we could bring her back with it instead.
>>6135045
At least I'm not...alone and...cold.
>>6134969
Damn, I'll have to watch myself here. That was too close.
>>6134983
Try not to shout so loudly on patrol.
>>6135001
What a coicidence. So am I.
>>6135045
Taking cover was the best option, clearly.
>>6134912
Oh my. I forced you to actually open your mouth for a longer period of time, than you usually do it to chew on some delicacy? That is an impressive accomplishment by me, no? But don't take this as an offense, I was just merely impressed by this accomplishment, because even you proved something with it! But there's also something rather annoying about the way you speak, you're just so aggressive! Making assumptions left and right! It's just something so off putting that it almost made me want to turn around and just walk away! But the worst offense was one specific assumption, and that is the fact that you truly believe I have any need to become one of your "wannabe"'s. Honestly, that assumption hurt me more than anything out of your other words, because you assumed that I'm not utterly content with my life and especially my body type. What glutton would feast after their stomach has been filled? It's just a temporary solution to your problems, because as long as you can't accept yourself the way you are, and you need to constantly fill yourself to reach that feeling, you'll never be a satisfied being. That's why you're the one who should want to be like me! Not to sound egoistic, but I'm the perfect role model when it comes to accepting your existence the way it is and being happy with it!
>>6135034
I feel you. I've missed out on a lot, especially last year.
>>6135045
Of course dodging a bullet is harder than dodging a charging Defensive End, but I think it might help!
>>6134969
>Kazuma stretches after setting down a sizable amount of rails.
Ah.. I'm really not cut out for manual labor..
"You say that but you're lifting more than those meatheads over there."
>>6134984
Oh!.. Uh.. She's a very talented magician.. She's one of the ten sages.. You're wondering about the name right..? I suppose it's weird but the sages give up their name's in favor of their seat number..
"Haha, she won't be Nine for long with what I have planned."
>>6135045
Ah! I'm very sorry but..
"Don't worry about the dead, I say you did pretty well for once."
>>6135045
Boys huddle up as the girls be independent. Not working for one of them.
>>6135082
>Rin finds a small river and splashes some water in her face
I'm still fine, even if the sacrifices are taking its toll. It's just a few more left and it'll all end up being worth it.
I can't give up at this moment and I shouldn't. I'll ensure my victory.
>>6135045
Of course I won't blame my partner for their mistakes, but I have to say that I tried my best to fight off two sides of the same conflict at the same time. Even if I dislike chaos and conflict, this situation was unavoidable! Yet it feels so weightless. One would expect a conflict to have something that gives it some worth if they are forced to participate in it, bu turns out that this was just something irrelevant, and on top of that it was also uninteresting. Such a shame. I wasted my free time on this after all. I feel like I should just give up after this failure.
>>6135082
Why.. Why are we doing this..?
"I.. I actually have no words."
>>6135071
OOOOPS! SORRY! Okay!
>He freezes at the sound of your voice and tip-toes his way back.
...you can count on me, I-I'm on patrol.
>>6135043
I should have waited, tell my friends I love them.
>>6135055
..I'm surprised that worked.
>>6135067
She can just wish for something like that...? Right...then we owe it to her to do everything we can, don't we? It looks like you have this covered, but if you need help, we *are* classmates, Byakuya...
>>6135077
Hm? You're an amnesiac too? But...no, that can't be right...you look fine. If you had memory loss, you'd be a little less confident looking...
>>6135126
...I could kill ya and this place should bring ya back even outside'a the games. It worked once before.
>>6135082
The only thing you guys will be having is lead since the one took all the food.
give me the name of the first newfag that comes to your mind
>>6135032
I would of preferred it to be late afternoon since the morning will have the sun out.
>>6135043
Well, it's almost water under the bridge. Almost. Though I haven't seen your brother in quite sometime.
>>6135079
I am far from a magician so I wouldn't know why I would remind you. Maybe it's the eyes?
>>6135067
Yeah, that's what I thought. It's not like me knowing will stop you from doing this. But I will stop bringing it up. Keep it up, Togami.
>>6135071
Sucks for you too. Guess it could be worse. I could have no friends.
>>6135001
>>6135143
Eh, anyway I think you would have liked school if you had it. You seem like the type.
>>6135138
Not really, no. I missed out on playing last year since I was injured. Lacerated kidney, torn abdominal muscle, wasn't pretty. Your situation sounds a lot worse than mine though.
>>6135146
Well, it was a good run!
>>6135082
Th-This is only temporary!
>>6135125
Good. I'm counting on you. If there's trouble I shall be there in a flash.
>>6135146
Like I said, only temporary.
>>6135064
>Parrying the bullets with ease because fucking servants can do that and more.
You already knew this fight wold turn disadvantageous for myself, Magus of the Tohasaka household?
>But the burger she had in one hand falls to the floor.
....
>Superhuman concentration breaks and a single bullet fuck her up.
..........You are lucky, woman. But now that I am no longer in the tournament.
>Raising the blade at Rin
You will not proceed with your spell against my master, or I shall have your blood paint the soil we stand on.
>>6135146
Final two.
>>6135161
Hiita's probably warm up sooner if ya stopped BITIN' HER. Dharc...I think he headed back. I think he was lyin' about also being stuck here just to hang around us more.
>>6135184
>>6135001
>Sorry my attention's all scattered right now.
Ya think? I don't see wh-
...It's the glasses, aint it?
>>6135184
I concur. Having them around is more interesting than if I were alone. Though I wish they'd be more diligent and less silly.
>>6135143
Make it quick if you can. Even though it doesn't hurt that much, seeing and feeling all this blood is really unsettling.
>>6135148
>Besides myself, Monster Kid.
>>6135205
I won't forget this, girl.
>>6135064
Because I'm not the type of man that would waste ketchup on a ridiculous joke.
>he rubs the back of his hand on her jacket to prove it isn't the red condiment
This was given to me by someone. It's a remind of who the master is, and who the slave is.
>>6135072
I open my mouth when I find it necessary to. Telling some stick that possibly stole his nobleman clothing off and eating are the times I deem necessary.
>he unwraps one of the lollipops he was given and bites down on it, taking the candy part off in one bite and throwing the remaining stick at you
I want you to tell me who you are and why you've decided to come hear and talk everybody's ear off with your asinine rambling. If you think it makes you look smart, or anything that may be seen in a positive light then you're sadly mistaken. Nobody, not even me, wants to hear some discount skeleton talk and talk and talk about nothing, filling the air with fluff. Tell me in as little breaths of air as possible why you're here.
>>6135138
You're Hajime right now, not the long haired ragamuffin. What do you have that I could possibly need from you?
>>6135184
Hmph. I don't need you to tell me that. If I cared at all about what you've said I would say thank you, but frankly I'm insulted you would think I wouldn't "keep it up".
>>6135207
Hm, fine I'll stop biting her even though her reactions to it are quite entertaining. Anyway, how are you?
>>6134938
If I told you a foolish wish such as an unlimited supply of burgers is one way I could waste the power of the grail, should you allow it?
>>6135146
>Kazuma lays in a pool of his own blood, coughing horribly.
T-Terumi, you didn't warn me...
"It's not my fault your reaction time sucks ass!"
>>6135161
>Kazuma looks away, but with his bangs covering his eyes anyway it's not really noticed.
N-no.. It's more of just this air of.. 'I could kill you without breaking a sweat', if that makes any sense..
"She could probably do that to YOU maybe.."
>>6135205
Ah jeez. Why that way? Didn't want to be accused of rigging today.
>>6135192
I didn't think it was amnesia... Are your wounds fixed now? I'm assuming since you're here, you've healed up enough... As for me, I'm dealing with it. It's not like I have a lot to worry about these days, other than that...
>>6135234
I'm the 'long haired ragamuffin' without the long hair... And with the motivation to actually do things, for once...
>>6135032
>>6135161
>>6135237
>Fumi out of fucking nowhere
I've been waiting for this moment for a few moths now. Nobody move, I'm about to get lucky.
>>6135219
Right. I'll try.
>She sighs, and holds her staff in the air, before pointing it at Yuubari, a large, bright purple laser firing from it.
>>6135237
Er, fine, I guess, aside from I think upsettin' Alice. Honestly I'm just glad I'm stretchin' my legs a bit, for once. As it were I'd be more concerned 'bout you.
>>6135262
Yeesh.
>>6135262
Nice job Rin.
>>6135238
Can you not already get as many burgers as you please? Being a king should grant you more privilege than that of a mere commoner. You might as well wish to never have to sleep again instead if you wanted to waste a wish.
>the city of the Cleveland Indians
>>6135278
Most causes of death: Being shot at
>>6135278
Congrats, and thanks for hostin
>>6135278
Congratulations, Slick!
>>6135304
Thanks for hosting!
>>6135291
Are you ready for The Cubs to hit a grand slam?
Cause I am.
>>6135265
Like?
>>6135278
Nice job, brute. Fitting for you to slaughter everyone for no reason, as you're trying to do to me.
Thank you for the game and the lollipops, host. You've done well in serving me.
>>6135311
Oh god, yes please.
>>6135278
Tch... you're lucky I lost when I did, or you would be in a world of hurt.
>>6135278
Congratulations, I suppose. Thank you for hosting for us.
>>6135314
Just name it, Byakuya. The very least I can do is try and help out, since I didn't stop her...
>>6135146
>Rin feels a light breeze behind her as she sidesteps the threat behind her
Did you really expect me to drop my guard and attempt some weak assassination? I'd spare you if this weren't a war, but it is and so I'll ensure that you won't be trying anything like this again.
>She guides her magical essence to her forefinger, firing what seems as a bullet through the heart of the girl before wandering off to track down the remaining contestants
>>6135202
>Rins mark still glows as the servant threatens her and what she stands for
It's not between you and my servant to decide what action will be necessary. This is between masters, if you seek to turn the battle like you wish, I won't hold back and use all the elements against both of you.
As for my luck...
>She puts up a smug smile, grinning at the altered version of the Saber
Luck isn't necessary when you've got the magic to suffice in a battle against you in the first place!
>>6135234
>She slaps the man in the face, her magic doing all the work, making him plow right through the wall of the ladies' restroom. She'd continue to yell and scream at the man
What were you thinking?! Wiping off whatever substance that was on your hand on my jacket when I've already mentioned that you shouldn't touch me in the first place?
If you're the type of man to not waste any condiment then you shouldn't be the man to wipe things off on a girl's jacket! If you don't stop at this moment I will make you face the same fate as your servant!
>Her glare's ever so vile as she stares the man down through the rubble of the crumbled wall
>>6135278
>>6135304
It was expected. I should give you my appreciation for providing me with this war.
So far the result was what I should've proven quite a while ago. I'll see this victory as a humble memoration to my family's name.
>>6135278
Congratulations Rin...!
"Yeah, congratulations for slaughtering these little shits.."
"And YOU! You can hear me can hear me can't you host?! Hahahaha! Thank you for setting this stage of misery up for us!"
>>6135304
Thanks for the match.
>>6135274
>Dies
>>6135257
No, no. If I had to kill you I would make it as slow as possible because you probably did something to someone I care about.
>>6135272
Ha ha ha, what do you mean Fumi?
(I kek.)
>>6135274
Don't worry about me I will be fine. Tell me, how did you upset the Rainbow Puppeteer? Please tell me you did not mention her mother.
>>6135278
Congratulations!
>>6135265
Yeah, I'm better. Back to playing shape. Thats good that you seem to be dealing with it pretty well though. I would have never guessed you had that. Well, then again, its hard to see or guess if someone has something like that.
>>6135234
More assumptions? I see, I see. I really, really don't think that is what people should be doing. Being so aggressive based on nothing but assumptions. Accusing me with such crimes as theft. It's something really rude and closed-minded by you. I hope you know that, but if you wish to hear my name, I won't make you wait any longer. After all, I don't want to seem like I'm a barbarian who has to call others various, degrading words just to seem like they are superior.
>The man quickly spins around, and slightly bows before the so called "heir".
In the Witch's Cult I represent Greed and my name is Regulus Corneas.
>>6135278
>>6135304
Six kills? Six crimes committed for no reason by the same woman? How horrendous and unpure. It makes me disgusted to my very core.
Ah, I should also thank you for letting me to have a walk, but the ending was such a horrendous one that it makes me doubt that I should do it or not. Well, I don't want to sound ungrateful for the wine that I was able to drink in there, so I thank you for that. I did appreciate its fine taste.
>>6135278
Hmph. Congratulations.
>>6135304
You have my thanks for hosting.
Now then. I shall be off. Apologies, for cutting our conversation, Mizore, but I'm juggling multiple things at once at the moment.
>>6135357
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>>6135328
We will talk about this matter later. For now, it seems you found an enemy master. Why did you not call for me at once?
>>6135328
>Seibah stands between Togami and the magus
Luring me in a conflict between two armed forces and be the victim of colateral damag was not one of your spells, magus. My duty is to protect this man you are attempting to harm, under no circumstances I will allow this to continue. Retreat or face your death.
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