ERP Thread Sleep Aid Edition Previous: >>6127787

First for post tits

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(Legs)

>>6133042
Post more legs

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>>6133020
Hiiiii

>>6133042
Those are still some great tits with those nice legs, so good on ya.

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>>6132940
Yup.

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>>6133058
I think I ate a pig girl

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Hi hi hi ~

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Where are the Mei players?

When was the last time you were hugged ERP?

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>really like an avatar's pictures
>finally get them in private
>come to the realization their RP is shit
>they never ever post pictures in chat
Mistakes were made.

>>6133084
Who're you?

>>6133094
In life or in RP?

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>>6133048

>>6133123
life.

>>6133006 Robutt
>Feeling the gentle, but firm squish of the almost flesh like bottom he pokes again out of curiosity. Watching the robot's rear move like real skin and even jiggle slightly was a dream come true. Hearing her enthusiastism only made him want it more. A full palm's grip grabed both cheeks of the rear, shaking and bouncing it about in an almost hypnotic rotation.
.. Oh I'm into whatever you have in store.
(Don't have much time. But I'd love to a robot next time you're around.)

>>6133146
4 hours ago

>>6133170
2 years ago for me.

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>>6133093
>shad

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>>6133042

>>6133188
Anon...
>Gives them a pat on the shoulder and tells them everything will be alright.

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>>6133158
Really? "Whatever"?~ I got lots of things we could try out, it seems you're enjoying yourself there
>she squirms her wide, generous rump against him as she bends forward to grab at a strangely shaped remote. Tapping it against her hand as she continued to grind against him, a green light flashed at the top of the contraption as she flung it over her shoulder
Here, theres a super big bunch of buttons on there for you to choose from! Go ahead, hit one

(I'll try and play her more, anon!~)

>>6133094
A week ago.

>>6133146
>You live away from your family right now
....please don't.

>>6133146
Halloween. Saw a bunch of friends and family because I don't live on my computer :^)

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>>6133098
My name is Alicia anon, nice to meet you ~

>>6133212
(Before I go can I ask if you play anyone else? I wanna finish this another time)

>>6133256
Alicia, uh? That's a cute name.

>>6133134
cute rei

>>6133212
You wouldn't happen to have those customization features on your quite impressive robot breasts would you?
What would you let a curious guy do with them?

>Walks in and waits for a whore.

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>>6133298
HERE, TAKE IT!

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>>6133277
(Haven't played anyone in a long time, so I thought I'd pick someone new up to test out! Luckily, I've got to go for a few hours too)

>>6133293
I got a couple of options for stuff upstairs, take a look!
>she thrusts a smaller, circular remote in his direction as she straightens herself
I'd let a curious guy like you do just about whatever he wanted to them~

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>>6133084
...
Hello, Alicia. Why do you have horns?

>>6133285
...
Thank you.

>>6133333
(I'll play with you next time I see you around! I'll mention I was the one trying to play with your robutt. See you then!
Oh. And nice 3s.)

>>6133345
I want that for Christmas.

>>6133333
(Nice gets Jenny)
Really?....
>He looks down at the odd remote, and then back to her featureless, moderately sized chrome chest. His mind racing with lewd intent as to what extra features this very feminine robot was programmed with.
Let's say you have this guy, who's a bit of a kinky weirdo, who likes....nursing from a pair of really big breasts. I mean, I'm not sure how it'd work with a robot, I don't know if you would ever be fitted out to do such a specific thing but, can you?
>He tries to keep a straight face asking something so deviant to the willing robot girl.
(And if it's not your thing you can go ahead and shoot this down, I'm cool either way)

>>6133333
>Quint 3s.
It's official; once I'm done everything, I'll have to rp with you.

>>6133345
No no, thank you for those nice views of your body.

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>>6133359
kill yourself tyrannasourusNIGGER

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>>6133345
Because I'm from the darph race and.... why you dont have any pants?

>>6133279
Thank you anon! thats so sweet of you

>>6133515
I'm curious stranger, what are darphs?

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([email protected]
Just made this dumb email, I'll be back in a few hours but message me here if you want!)

>>6133445
>she tapped the other remote at her hips, her robotic eyes squinting at the man as he spoke. Her metallic hand rose and grabbed at one of her silvery orbs
Nursing, huh? Theres no doubt a size toggle for these bad boys and I think...I THINK you'll find something similar to what you're looking for riiiight at the bottom of that remote

>>6133448
(You better be ready for some thicc robooty, then)

>>6133471
on your period again, mooty?

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>>6133546
(Give me 15-20 minutes!)

>>6133094
A little over a year ago which was also the last time I had sex.

Watch out everyone, Lupin's lurkin'

>>6133515
Nowhere as sweet as you, sweetheart~

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>>6133515
A darph...
*Rei seemingly ignores your question as her red-eyes borrow into your horns. Slowly, her eyes trace down. The young girl tries to make sense of your figure.*
What is a darph?
...
I enjoy being nude.

https://exhentai.org/g/992693/f231ef69af/

>You will never have a cute shimakaze crossplay brother.

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>>6133526
We the draph are a race of warriors who love to crush our enemies in physical battle but for me fighting is a bit boring sometimes

>>6133515
So, now, what are these for..? Mating signaling, self-defense, vestigial structure?
>He taps at her horns with his pen as he hums, an open notebook in one hand.

>>6133603
Who is that? He sounds like a fag.

>>6133515
Too bad I must sleep
I love cute cow girls

>>6133546
.....Wakeman certainly knows how to build a bot.
>The anon was a bit dumbfounded at just how straightforward the female bot was with that answer. He held the remote rather close to his face, unable to make out all the features of the remote but at least finding a pair of buttons that read "Mammary Size + -" like a volume control.
Well, let's start with the size, how about just a little bit bigger than my head if you can. I like em.......pretty sizeable if you don't mind, well here it goes.
>He points the clicker dead on her chest and spams the + button to bring her metal bust several cup sizes, smiling with a goofy but lustful grin as they grew at his command.

>>6133628
You will never have sex with a Boku Girl.

>>6133676
>Boku Girl
can't manage to make myself read that manga anymore Miz.

>>6133676
IB?
>>6133701
Nue?

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>>6133616
Awwww thank you ~
>She leans forward and pats your head

>>6133644
H-hey don't touch my horns!
>She blushes at your action and takes a few steps back
You shouldnt care about them at all!

>>6133627
We are another race just like the humans or elves but we concentrate on physical combat.. well at least most of the males

>>6133653
Good night anon!

>>6133653
Cow tits are gross. See DMG.

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>>6133735
the other guy is Mizuki, not innocent boy.

>>6133757
Hey man, don't shred on tits just because Dark Magician Girl's player is a repulsive human being

>>6133749
>The male smiled upon being patted.
Can I pat you too?

>>6133627
>I enjoy being nude.
niiiiiice

>>6133749
I see. Your horns are a taboo feature, then, when it comes to touching them? The same idea as if someone walked up to me, randomly, and tried to insert their finger into my anus?
>He slips the pen back against the notebook's binding, and sighs, closing it.
Well, I wouldn't really blush at that, it's not the most enjoyable thing.

>>6133769
If that's the case we might as well rip on feminine penises since DMG utilizes one on occasion.

>>6133757
>Hating on DMG and her huge breasts
Please don't go there.

>>6133762
I don't know. IB did do some nasty shit with Mizuki...

>>6133791
>This conversation just reminds me of all the kinks DMG is regularly up for
Thanks familia, gotta remember for later

>>6133796
>whispers in your ear

Confidentially, pal. He just did.

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>>6133814
whatever, I was mistaken.

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I am really, really thirsty

>>6133822
Don't forget forced crossdressing, feminization and femdom in general.

>>6133870
>Slaps that massive ass and kisses that ample cleavage
Just wanted to say hi.

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>>6133870
I'm thirsty for Nepeta.

>>6133870
Hi Jiro. (jk. sorry)

>>6133921
>not ryuko
>not owain
>not alpha

dude

>>6133870
>sends a reply to get a response 20 minutes later with so little effort thrown into it that I should've bought a dragon dildo instead

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>>6133787
>She listens to the anon, not saying a word until you finish your sentence
I-Its not the same! it doesnt have to do anything with... that thing you mention

>>6133770
P-pat me? of course anon ~
>She leans more against him giving him enough space to pat her

>>6133870
for?

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>>6133912
take a drink

>>6133940
Well with that attitude you probably aren't even worth any effort, buddy.

>>6133911
I just wanted to say hi, too!

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>>6133957
tasty liquids that aren't water

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>>6133958
I'd quench the thirst, but Deeg won't let me for some reason or other.

>>6133937
Has jiro even thirstposted recently

>>6133937
Anon did apologize for his bad joke.

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>>6133749
...
I do not know what elves are.
...
The Darph do not sound different than humans.

>>6133974
But water isn't tasty to begin with.

>>6133955
I see. Well, carry on.
>He leans back and stretches his arms under his head. Then he mutters, to himself.
Bit of a waste of time if you ask me.

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>>6133997
yeah I just don't wanna drink any more water it's all I've been fucking drinking

>>6134011
Me on the right.

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>>6133974
LIKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE?

>>6134011
New fave Peach pic.

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>>6134001
What did you just said? why waste of time? whats what you wanted?

>>6133986
They are not pretty different aside from physical look and stature

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>>6134056
...
Are all Darph attractive as well? Or only you?

>>6134056
>What did you just said?
kek

>>6134056
(Does this adorable cowgirl give nursing handjobs might I ask?)

>3 awesome characters for sex are being avatared right now
>...their players are about 3 notches above retarded

This is like one of those superpower drawbacks things.

>>6133974
don't have any soda?

>>6134086
MILKY WILKY

>6134120
Why don't you step up and blow us all away with your skill then fag?
(You)

>>6134140
Hi Peach.

>>6134136
>Paul is still mad

>>6134140
>you guys aren't very good at this
>w-w-w-well y-y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better
Every tiem.

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>>6134132
I'm at college so I gotta walk down to the town to pic some up, then I gotta walk back. I also live in Northern NY so it gets really, really cold.

But yes I want coke.

>>6134157
I already responded to that post
https://gyazo.com/bc30a4bf3da4669ec3294b83e15af141

>>6134034
Yeah her face is really well done, it's a personal favorite too

>>6134033
Those cross eyes get me everytime LMAO

>>6134032
You are very slow

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>>6134074
W-well Darphs females usually have an ample chest

>>6134075
???

>>6134086
(She totally does)

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>>6134136
>Asking a literal fucking cowgirl for a lactation fetish
>Still posting anti fetish memes
Stop regurgitating your dead meme Paul.

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>>6134182
...
That is good to know. What are their sexual habits?

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>tfw a 13-year-old Irish alcoholic does a more convincing woman than anyone else in the thread right now
wtf ERP why are you so shit?

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>>6134180
NYEH HEH HEH!. THE GREAT (Meme)PAPYRUS DID IT AGAIN!

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>>6134223
You're not seriously going to start cutting yourself over a homestuck character are you?

>>6134223
Nigger, I swear to god if you become the next Paul, I'll lose what little respect I had for you.

>>6134257
>>6134269
It's not Bolin you witch-hunting fucks.

>>6134182
(Thank you kindly)
>Anon steps in having listened to their conversation with a peaked curiosity at listening to the horned buxom woman describe herself.
A darph? So like a race of humanoid cows? Well I can't quite argue with the horns or ample chest. Might I ask you about any other skills lovely darph women like yourself can perform fair miss?
>The anon approaches the cowgirl and tries to flatter, his gaze fixed on the large breasts she casually mentioned.

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>>6134223
Danke
>>6134257
Epic meme
That was mostly a joke
I'd cut "NEP" into my leg in a heartbeat if it meant getting that troll e-pussy
>>6134269
That isn't me.

>>6134180
I know that pain. It gets real cold where I live too so I've been stopped from shopping trips too.

Hope you manage to get that coke senpai.

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>>6134286
See, that's what I thought. Still I wanted to make sure. I wasn't quite ready to put it past you

>>6134173
>Using awkward language to represent your opponent because you have no real arguement
Nice cop out, how about actually proving someone wrong. Come on out, pick up an Ava and see how long you last faggot.

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>>6134315
So, what exactly did Deeg say in the lobby?

>>6134319
>don't even respond to the argument at all
>keeps pretending that his favorite circlejerkers aren't total shit
Yeah no, I want to fuck, not get fucked.

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>>6134335
"ERP with a child was a mistake"

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>>6134361
Fucking kek. If you fags knew about the "I will literally cut the word nepeta into my leg if you let me fuck nep" thing he must've said more. Keep going.

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Another night, another chance for some fun...
Hello everyone! How's it hanging tonight?

>>6133870
(Daisy/Peach urge...rising...)

>>6134350
>arguement: people in here are shit
>retort: then you provide an example of good RP
> (you): NUH UH TTTHHHIISSS IISSS WHHHHAAATTT UUUU SOOUUUNDDD LLIIIKEEE
>retort: you addressed nothing
>(you): no U lol
I love to watch faggots squirm then blame muh Avas and hugbox.
Come on, one more shitty 2 year old tier deflect. Lay it on me.

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>>6134284
Well anon, thats something smart you are asking because we the darph women are expert with our hands and thats why we are good at crafting many useful things anon also.. ehem..
>She looks at the anon and moves her right hand in the air, falttering about her abilities
Darph men are pretty rough and we the women can handle them.. If you know what I mean

>>6134215
Sexual habits? well is not mating season right now but the Darph men are very rough with their women, they are the best at it but I dont have to worry about it right now

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>>6134277
How does it feel being uninformed?

>>6134396
He's worried about your well being or some gay shit like that.

Feel free to give your side of the story before he tries to obfuscate things

>>6134449
More like.
Argument: people in here are shit.
You: then do better!
Counter: that doesn't address that they're shit.
You: but no do better!
lol

>>6134450
>urge to bring in a minotaur to rut the Darph RISING

>>6134459
Damn, what a cutie that girl is. I would definitely kiss and cuddle while making tender love to in the middle of the night.

>>6134486
who's eyes are those eyes

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>>6134486
Up for continuing this here?
>Hero Link

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>>6134503
I dunno...
>>6134514
>(I wanna do some Ribi too, but sure!

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>>6134459
>be thirsty as fuck
>tell deeg i want to dick nep
>proceed to almost dick nep before he has to leave
>fast forward a day or two
>begin asking deeg to continue
>PLS LET ME FUCK NEPETA
>getting desperate at that point
>send him the "Deeg I will literally cut NEPETA into my leg if you let me fuck nep" message
>he tells me to jerk off to pic related and "calm my nerves"
My wellbeing is perfectly fine. I just care more about my dick than the rest of my body.
Also, the other anon is right, that "13 year old irish alcoholic" post wasn't me.

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>>6134567
Wait no wrong pic
He told me to jerk pff to this.

>>6134450
>the anon follows her hand for a brief bit, listening intently despite his lustful thirst hoping to find his opening.
Oh I wouldn't doubt your skills for a second my dear, these hands look like they can do such wonderful things. As could other places in particular.
>He takes the hand she waves gently and brings the fair cowgirl closer to him, the other hand wrapped around her waist. He holds her close as he looks down to her and her vast cleavage, wearing his desire to drink from her on his sleeve.
Darph men are very lucky indeed for such fine women. Their babies must be quite well fed too, from the looks of it.

>>6134585
Stop being so needy and be patient. Sheesh.

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>>6134450
Ah...
...
*Rei's eyes continued tracing her body, seemingly finding new spots to covet.*
...
I see... are Darph women prone to homosexual tendencies?

>>6134596
Yee, he said that he just wasn't up for it. All he needed to say, because up until then all I'd been getting were jokes and "no"s.
Funny thing about this is that patience is my only virtue.

>>6134396
Why are you so thirsty for them anyway?

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>>6134636
I have no idea. Nep just makes my almonds go crazy. Additionally, I really like Deeg's writing.

>>6134561
Cute fairy!

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>>6134612
Homosexual tendencies? what is a homosexual?
>She rubs her chin, looking at her and wondering what she meant
I've never heard that word before

>>6134590
>She gasps, looking at him and blushing while you bring her closer to you and wrap a hand around her waist.
>She notices how you look at her cleavage and that look on your eyes
W-well... the babies are well fed for sure... They are always happy and the darph men are pretty stressed and they need some relief and strong new soldiers..
>She rubs her hand against yours and gently waves her rear
W-well you can let me go now

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>>6134689
Me? Cute?
I guess...
>She was getting blushed from the compliment. Only a little.

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>>6134561
(Well, we can tune it to Ripple, Ribbon and Link threesome if you want...)
>Link listened intently towards her words, letting them digest and dissolve correctly into his mind. True, he had no idea what the future held in store now that a new kingdom seemingly appeared from nowhere. Regardless, it was best to try and make amends and peace as soon as possible.
Hmm; a item of importance...
>He reached within his pockets and pulled out what appeared to be a old, worn instrument of music.
This is my old ocarina back from my childhood in Kokiri Village. A, special friend made it for me. I assume that this will be greatly protected...
>He slowly placed it down onto the table.
Should I also write a letter in case this is misinterpreted as them managing to off me? Sorry for thinking grimly; just trying to cover every potential pitfall that could occur.

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>>6134787
>Ripple, Ribbon and Link threesome

>>6134787
>Ripple, Ribbon and Link threesome

Fuck OFF with the thirst

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>>6134787
>Link
>talking

https://strawpoll.de/x9xxcdd

>>6134737
I can see how they could be so happy, what darph men have to fight for is truly remarkable. You must know much about relieving the stress of a man and making him happy.
>The anon is not a brute, and politely takes his hand off your waist. Hoping it was not too forward a gesture, he decides to not be so indirect with what he wants. He holds her hand in a soft embrace that she could pull away at anytime and looks her deep into those big lovely eyes instead of her big lovely breasts.
Do you think you could show a human man like me just how lucky darph men are? Just how happy and nourished their fresh babes are from the milk of their mothers? please.

>>6134787
>Threesome with ripple, ribbon, and link
DO IT!

>>6134787
>>6134803
>>6134876
Hi Luffy

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>>6134845
In his defense, most artists seem to forget that Saria can't age.

>>6134885
>shitting on people trying to RP because they're not popular

>>6134787
Why do you feel so entitled to everything, Luffy?

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>>6134839
>>6134845
Well EX-CUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!

>>6134906
This is the Link Luffy actually is.

>>6134787
>LINK
>TALKING

AHAHAHAB POOP EODOP PBBFTT FBTBBT

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>>6134923
Right here, chief. I-In my clit.

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>>6134890
It may not be correct, but damn is it still boner material?

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>>6134737
A homosexual is one who sleeps with their own gender.
...
*Rei's eyes flickered for a second as she tried to frame the answer less... vaguely.*
...
Do you sleep with other women?
...
I do. It is enjoyable.

>>6134787
Luffy why don't you join Chiaki? The spare noose is over there~

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>(We're all shitpo- I mean thirsty now.
>>6134787
>(Sounds swell.
Of course! Everything that is needed to assure that the message isn't interpreted as something threatening. And of course, we'll use the best insulating materials to ensure it's safety. Even a hailstorm can't weather this stuff!
>She giggled at the pun she just made. Horrible. Oh, and she takes another sip of tea.
I think... You want a tour, since I highly suggest you stay until whatever evil fate throws up on us passes? Might be helpful.

>>6134923
>someone actually made it and posted it at the perfect time
Bless your soul.

>>6134960
STOP

>>6134923
Milk-chan did nothing wrong.

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>>6134960
>actually encouraging Luffy's bullshit

Now I wish you stayed gone.

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>>6134885
Sup bitch.

>>6134970
Nobody but Paul, Clownpiece, and Peridot actually did anything wrong.

>>6134978
It's not like Ribbon is any better than Luffy.

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>>6134937
Actually, I might be remembering wrong.

What we need is a Ganondorf to cuck Luffy.

Who will be the true hero of ERP?

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>>6134960
>>6134935
>>6134787
>>6134964
>>6134978

PENETRATE MY CLIT OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL

>>6134937
This duck has the right idea. I'm willing to overlook a lot of canon inconsistency if it makes my ding dong feel good.

>>6134960
Post that milf fairy gif.

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>>6134859
>She deeply blushes, looking at him and how sincere his words were
W-well.. I dont know If a human can even handle that kind of pleasure but... I can do it more softly with an human..
>She said, rubbing her other hand on top of yours, nodding and smiling
I can make you happy and relieve your stress with my helpful hands ~

>>6134940
Sleep with other women? of my same gender?. why would I do that? my duty is to serve the male darphs and procreate soldiers.. sleeping with other women will stop that cycle.. humans do that kind of thing?
>She leans forward and rubs his lips with her right hand
Humans do it? whyy? that doesnt sound more enjoyable than doing it with a strong male darph

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>>6134978
>(Either this is more forced hate, or I'm blind to whatever bullshit that Luffy might be pulling. See >>6134990 , I'm a thirsty fuck as well. Might be worse, given my times in discord voicechats.

>>6134978
>Wanting to stop actual RP
>Contributing to the whiny hate bullshit killing the threads because "it's ok when you do it to x"
Typefuck or leave asswipe

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>>6135016
>Gatcha, senpai.

>>6135024
It's just shitposting because Luffy is seen as incredibly clingy and thirsty and is blatantly using Link to self insert in a very cringe worthy fashion.

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>>6134902
http://youtu.be/AX5sIRop-M0
(Here, have some ammo.)

>>6134918
(Hi Dobson)

>>6134933
(At I would spice this copypasta with "ahahahahah PEE pffft")

>>6134944
(It's SPIKE TRAPS your uncultured philistines.)

>>6134960
(Just laugh them off and move on. And thanks!)
My, that does sound rather impressive. Thank you for taking the best care of my equipment...
>He noted, bowing before her, getting up to take one last sip of the tea, failing to notice the pun.
Should be helpful overall to get acquainted to the place around here. I'll love to see around here, your highness.

>>6135024
But are you thirsty for this?
>>6134935

>>6135042
You're just shitposting too, and coming off as strangely obsessed with Luffy and how he plays his characters. Spoilers: Link was designed from the very first game to facilitate self-insertion.

>>6135075
Why is self insert RP okay?

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>Upset at being a cuckquean for Link, Saria hunts for fresh cockjuice in the ERP threads to get back at the Hero of Time.

https://strawpoll.de/5cgwwzx

>>6135107
>spanks booty

>>6135103
But isn't that what anons do with other people here? Just that male avatars choose a character reflecting their personality.

>>6135023
I...I'll take whatever I can handle. I don't doubt for one second just how powerful a darph woman must be to satisfy men of such stature.
>The anon keeps her hand and guides her to a lush couch in the room, seating themselves both comfortably.
I might need more than your hands dear, I did ask for the skills of a darph woman's bosom too.
>He leans in slowly to the buxom darph girl, his head a short distance from her huge breasts as he lingers and admires them in awe.
I bet you could feed a full grown man with such endowment, please overwhelm me with your bosom's pleasures. Show them to me and nurse me like a babe!

>>6135107
Something the matter, cutie?

>>6135153
It's a double standard. It's okay when it's anon or someone they like, Hotaru's Rance is the biggest example of this. It's not okay when it's someone they don't like.

>>6135107
I'd pork this elf sage. Some anon please jump on this so I can see more porn of her with no effort on my behalf thus continuing to fap.

>>6135035
10/10 thanks best fairy

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>>6135117
>Yes, fuck the shitposters
>No, fuck Luffy.
Hold on, explanation on "they" please.

>>6135176
It's in reference to Ribbon letting Luffy shitpost.

>>6134996
There are no heroes in ERP. In the end they all become memes who get shat on.

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>>6135120
>>6135160
>>6135174
>Saria gets second thoughts after realizing how lusty men are, and remembering her good times with Link. She can't give that up. Instead, she resolves to pork his bishie boypuss with a polished wood strap-on the next time she sees him.

>>6135117
>it's literally two assmad kids stirring up this whole debacle
top kek!

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>>6134960
>From the opposite side of the nearby horizon, the lord of evil, the very man himself strolled by, wearing nothing but his dark shorts, and sporting not a single piece of cloth to cover his beefy, refined pectorals.

Heh... hey babe. Can tell you're in an unsatisfactory position. 'Salright, we've all been there.

>Mr. Ganon seemed to make a visible effort to try and show off as much he could of his green masculinity, the incredibly thick muscles that wrapped around his healthy bones.

Not doin' anythin', huh? Not a man in sight, no no no. A cutie like you looks like she needs a nice pair of biceps to rest 'er head on... s'how about it, beautiful?

>>6135190
Luffy was a meme from the very beginning though.

>>6135190
Remember Nibbles the Garchomp

>>6135197
Wow fuck you

>>6135197
>using Saria as a shitpost ava
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>6135163
Honestly this.
Some anons don't have the autism to just ignore link right now. So they have to bitch and project onto him. At least they are ignoring it properly and ROing like we should be.

>>6135212
Got ruined by Sonico.

>>6135212
Again, an emotionally stunted manchild like Jiro is not in any way a good example ERP behavior.

>>6135198
>One assmad kid and his phone
FTFY. In fact it's probably just Paul.

>>6135163
This guy gets it. I don't like Hotaru's RP but I'm not going to shitpost his characters or sessions. I just ignore the guy.

>>6135107
>>6135197
Saria is not for lewd anyway.

>>6135228
Rape saves ERP communities, fuck outta here

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>>6135214
>>6135216
>Saria falters, figuring she should have escaped the moment she resolved to remain with her one and only. Even if he was unfaithful, there's no reason for her to be as well. She gulps as the anons fling insults at her. Why can't she respond?

>>6135247
All the Kirby cast isn't but that doesn't stop Ribbon from ruining them all.

>>6135254
Because you're secretly a slut.
Fuck you.

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This thread needs Jesus

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>>6135157
>She sits comfortably on the couh, hearing his words and how eager he was to get a taste of darph women
Anon you are such a naughty man
>She said, looking down at him and how he was very close to her huge bosom, she moves her hands down and tugs her dress, revealing her nipples and her ample naked bosom to the anon
Come here little kitty ~
>Her hands move the back of your head and softly pushes your head more against her large mounds filled with mother's milk

>>6135268
Ignore it. The dream is dead, anon.

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>>6135023
It is enjoyable. Women are soft and warm.
...
>Rei, for a second, thinks it might be better to lead with an example.
...
>She stands on her toes, barely reaching. And, then she leans forward and gives the woman a lick on her lips.
...

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Hey guys, what's going o-
Ohh... Umm...

>>6135270
>Bows in front of her, begging.
Save us, oh mighty mistress!

>>6135250
Please point out in my post where I at any time implied that rape isn't awesome.

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>>6135297
>drops a pumpkin right on your head

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>>6135078
>(I'm thirsty, but I'm not dying.
>>6135042
>She brushed off him not noticing anyways. She was humoring herself more than him.
Of course. I'll bring these to my butlers.
>Let's assume he already wrote the stuff down, yes, let's skip some unimportant stuff. She takes the items carefully, leaving the teacup unfinished as she went to the back of the room. The door opened again, this time without needing to know the trick, and...
>>6135199
>Standing before the door to the throne was the King of Evil himself, the pig, the Ganon... Well, Ganondorf, more specifically. She wondered how he got there, but then was reminded that he had teleporting. Oh yeah. Wouldn't there be some type of warning though? ...Best part is, she didn't even know who he was at the moment, she's used to Beast Ganon in myths, not this man.
Uhm?
>She whispers to Link.
Does he even know that I have a kid...?

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>>6135247
(Too bad, she's about to get RAEP.)

>>6135268
N-no!
>Finally Saria manages to squeak out a protest, her lip warbling. There's no way she's a slut: even when her hero left her for seven years, the closest thing she had for companionship was herself, and other, inanimate things.

>>6135270
I'm pretty sure Jesus would get shitposted if he came down here.
So no dice, ma'am.

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>>6135270
THIS THREAD NEEDS SPAGHETTI!

>>6135289
>forcefully kisses Rance

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>Link and Ripple
>Ganon pulling a "Chad Thundercock"
>Saria getting a 1-way ticket into the bone zone
>MFW
http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>6135315
Did I stutter? You are a slut. The only reason you are here is to get fucked because you know your beloved Hero of Time is being unfaithful to you.
Tch. You disgust me.
>He spits on the floor.

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>>6135345

I guess I'll head out an-
>And the he was kissed.
What the fuck!?

>>6135346
>tfw no rocky goron dick to break my boipucci

I'm just waiting for Jiro to become a serial rapist in order to shake his legendary cuck and friendzone status.

>>6135354
Shhh. Just let it happen.
>Increases kiss force

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>>6135348
No! It began that way but...I-I thought better of it!
>This is embarrassing! So very embarrassing that she flushes from pointed ear to pointed ear, and whines with a tremble in her bottom lip. Tears seep up in Saria's eyes as she shakes her head.
I love him! That's enough for me! He...he can have any other woman he wants, so long as he comes back!
>It's probably a lie, coming from her, as those tears start to stream down her cheeks.

>>6135271
>The flirting anon's jaw dropped wide open in thirst and amazement as the darph lady pulled her dress down from her chest. Her naked bosom bouncing free and presenting their perky pink nipples to him. He remains silent with his mouth open and eyes closed as she takes his head and guides it carefully to her gigantic tit. His face presses against the soft flesh and he latches himself to her bosom, beginning to suckle gently on her size-able teat as he licked her stiff nipple.
Mmmmm~ Incredible!
>He cooed out from her chest, as given her bovine features it didn't take long for a small dripping of milk to touch his tongue.

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>>6135312
>Link smiled in delight at the requested items going off in safety, before turning his attention to the door that opened, which outside was...
>>6135199
G-Ganon?
>He replied in shock and disbelief, but not too loudly. He than turned towards Ripple and than back at Ganon, confirming it was him. Than he leaned down to Ripple, whispering into her ear.
No, I don't believe so...Just, don't panic, and I'll try to diffuse the situation as calmly and cleanly as possible...
>Finally, he returned his attention to Ganon, being as civil as possible.
I apologize Ganon, but she is already wed with a child.

>>6135364
I thought that was what Nibbles was for

>>6135270
i need some of that jack-o ass

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>>6135401

>Rance eventually allows his darkest desires to take over before the second kiss ever happened.
>And by darkest desires, of course, I meant that he drew his sword and stabbed the faggot repeated times in the chest.

>>6135444
Stabbing people is MY job.

>>6135405
Denial. As expected of a Kokiri slut.
It seems I'll have to teach you a lesson, you slut.
>With that, anon approaches Saria and takes a hold of her wrist before forcibly pinning her against a wall while he uses his other hand to undo his pants.

>Link not even reacting to Saria

0/10, not accurate to the character

>>6135476
>they should automatically interact because they were in one or two games together
wut

>>6135444
Rance should be assraped by a gang of niggers.

>>6135458
cute, Cuter, CUTEST!

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>>6135458
I am a boring straight vanilla faggot who will never take advantage of this.
But for the Love of god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAINz_Wzz8Q

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>>6135344
>dumps milk on the spaghetti
>sets the spaghetti on fire with magic
>『GATE』's away leaving a letter addressed to sans reading 'You're not cool'

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>>6135439
EVERYONE says that....I guess it's just too big, right?

>>6135316
>nice crown of thorns you kike

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>>6135444
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>The repeated thrusts to the chest, and not of the good kind, had made the anon mask slip off, revealing the one and only: Endou Saya!
>In her conquest driven by thirst for every one of the candyslut's avas, she had gotten greedy, and now she suffered for it.
>Press F to pay respects.

>>6135486
So should Luffy's Link

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>>6135422
You are very into it anon, you already had a taste of me, now let me help you while you are at it ~
>She keeps rubbing the back of his head, gently pressing his body against her and the anon can't stop sucking on her stiff nipple as some drops of milk come out
>She moves her hand on the top of your head, now petting you softly and ruffling your hair while she moves her other hand down on your crotch and massages your bulge on your pants, moving her delicate hand up and down on it feeling how it keeps growing inside your clothes
My my you are very stressed anon ~

>>6135285
>She looks down at her and how she tries to reach her face and as soon as she licks her lips she gasps and makes a surprised expression
W-what was that?....
>She touches her lips, trying to figure out what was that unique feeling she had
T-thats what humans do? it feel strange...

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>>6135458

A shame I'll look cute while doing so because of the person possessing me.

>>6135460

LD? Tsuyu?
Which one of you is it?

>>6135486

I do not wish to recreate the way you were conceived and much less being in the spot of your mother.

>>6135505

....
>Rance realized his folly and wasting no time, he uses a Phoenix Down he stole from Rinoa's inventory after he porked her.
Rise and shine, long-haired boy.

>>6135545
>I do not wish to recreate the way you were conceived and much less being in the spot of your mother.

Luffy tier bants. C'mon, Rance. You can do better.

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>>6135476
>Interact with someone from the same game as my character.
>WOOOOOOW FAST TRACK TO GETTING LAID SO LAME!
>Don't interact with Saria as she is in a different place of the world from Link, Ganon and Ripple, even if she is in the same game and the Saria rper wants to have her raped.
>>0/10, not accurate to the character.

Pick a poison. Now, I would LIKE to rp with her, but perhaps another time after we discussed everything.

>>6135518
Well, I AM open for the idea of Link being Ganon's cocksleeve...
But maybe in a different rp.

>>6135502
Nah nah, it's just right. Round and plump yet it's firm too.
>He sticks out his hand to try and smack her ass.

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>>6135498
THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SPAGHETTI?!
>a letter addressed to sans
BUT SANS IS NOT HERE..

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>>6135545
>Saya wheezed as she was resurrected. She hastily whipped out a crucifix, holding it up to Rance as she freaked out, as would be a newly back from the dead person's wont to do.
DEVIL MAGIC!

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>(2016)
>(Internet still fucks up.)
>>6135466
Wha..?
>Saria manages to blink away her tears only once Anon's looming over her, and ends up with her wind knocked out by the forceful pin. She gasps, squirming as she panics.
No! No, no don't! No, please! LINK! HELP!

I'm down with RP happening, just not with Luffy self inserting.

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>>6135545
>LD? Tsuyu?
I'm going back to bed.

>>6135502
Nice ass

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>>6135489
>shine spikes you

>>6135495
>

>>6135545
get out of here with that, ill turn you GAY

>>6135594
>>6135556
He can if you want to, but he doesn't need even more people to fuck...

Post cute buttholes

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>>6135543
...
There is more to it.
>Rei's bright, red eyes stared into Alicia's. Reaching forward, she grabbed her waist gently before one hand crawled up to her chest. Fingers cupped her flesh. Her body pressed onto the horned woman's as the young girl's body radiated warmth. Then, Rei goes for the kill. Slowly, her lips wrap on the base of her neck as she begins to suck, her teeth pressing lightly on her flesh and her tongue lapping her scent.

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>>6135592

Oh, you're actually a girl. I thought you were a guy with long hair.
...
Why the fuck are you kissing me with a mask on, you dumb slut? I could have killed you!
>He blinked a couple of times.
Well, I kinda did but...

>>6135554

Uhhh...
Y-Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?

>>6135597

No, your job is being an adorable dumb gun.
Ayano's job is to SHANK people.

>>6135614

Never!
You stay away with your cuteness!

>>6135543
>The nursing anon still listens closely to the kind cowgirl offering him the milk of her bosom. His hair playfully tussled encouraging him to pick up his pace feeding, her breast already providing him with a steady flow of cream with no signs of slowing down.
Yes! Yes my darph mistress! Darph men are the luckiest of the world! Relieve my stress please!
>He begins to grow heated and excited at just how pleasurable a darph woman's touch could be from her hands on his crotch and breast to his mouth. He slumps over to place his head on her lap, back prone and tented crotch facing upward for her hands to work with. His mouth still lovingly latched to her huge tit, sucking the bouncing boob harder as the nub poured with more nourishment.

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>>6135630
>Runs in and stumbles with an image in his hand.
I GOTCHA SENPAI.
>Trips and knocks his head off a rock, but at least the image flutters in.

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>>6135587
TAKE IT TO HIM. I WANT THE PAINFUL TRUTH TO BE DELIVERED TO HIM BY HIS BROTHER.

Also spaghetti is garbage tier. Penne a best

Cubs won the World Series

What impossible ERP event will happen this year?

HAHAHA

GANON JUST DID IT TO STOP THE RP HAHA

CUBS WIN CUBS WIN

TRUMP 2016

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>>6135630

>>6135312
>>6135429
Hmm...
Well, looks like, that went better than expected...
>He commented, before placing a soft hand onto Ripple's shoulder to comfort her.
We should be fine. Let's just continue before he decides to come back...

>>6135646
He will be remembered....
At least he suceeded in his task , 10/10 butthole

>>6135594
>Taking a hold of her green robes, the man tears Saria's clothes down, revealing her petite form to him.
I'll fuck you real good. Better than your lover Link.
>With his pants down, the rapist's twitching meat rod prepares to penetrate Saria's tight Kokiri hole.

>>6135658
Paul stops fucking posting.

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>>6135650
Gonna have to jump out of lurk mode to say rotini is best pasta

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>>6135639
I didn't have an image of Ayano crying you faggot.

>>6135658
Nymph will stop shitposting and somebody who erps will pick her up

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>>6135667
>>6135669
Be careful what you say~

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>>6135639
ill bide my time until the moment is ripe for MAXIMUM HOMOGAY

>>6135614
cute yellow mary

>>6135614
mary a cute!

>>6135658
Jiro x Ragyo actually happens

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>>6135674
>Saria's screams pierce through the air as Anon roughly strips her, exposing her puffy folds, still closed and only lightly matted with sweat, rather than the wetness that should be there. She should have stayed home. She should have stayed loyal to him. Her throat gives out as she shrieks, and she sobs with her head against the wall.

>>6135669
>>6135691
>(Tbh this is the shit that makes me want to either peg or fuck Link with a femdom/genderbent Saria.)

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>>6135630

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>>6135639
>Saya raised her pimp hand, ready to slap this cunt so hard his soul would evacuate his body for a moment, before realising he would probably cut her in half if she did.
Long haired boy? Dumb slut? You little...

>>6135698
cute

>>6135718
Would lick all night long

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>>6135650
OK. THIS LETTER IS GOING TO BE DELIVERED BY I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!.
>spaghetti is garbage tier.
EVERYONE LIKES SPAGHETTI!. AND I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THAT "PENNE" THING AND HOW THAT IS PRONOUNCED

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>>6135684
>>6135684
>rotini
Why not make some alphabet soup to go with that

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>>6135698
Hot.

>>6135743
>memes at you

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>>6135711
Actually have a sissy princess Link as well as a female Link that isn't Linkle if that's your thing.

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>>6135747
>Gets pregnant.
Take responsibility.

>>6135711
>Using his feet, the man roughly parted her legs just enough to give his cock access to her little cunny before violently shoving his big dick into her, shaking his hips as he enters her.
Take this! This is what you wanted!

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>>6135733
You're right... everyone does like spaghetti.
So in that case, I guess it's just your spaghetti that's down in the dumps...

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>>6135631
More to it?...
>She looks surprised as she wraps a hand on her waist causing her to tremble at the mere gentle sensation and as soon as your fingers cup one of her mounds, she deeply blushes
M-maybe you should stop a-a-and.....
>She feels the warm and delicate girl's body against her, a whole new sensation for her and she's speechless until she feels your soft lips planted on her neck, sucking on it
W-what is.. t-this...
>She said with an stubborn tone looking up at the ceiling and opening her mouth at that unique sensation
I feel strange....

>>6135645
You are sucking very gently, usually darph babies do it more rough but this is comfy for me, human ~
>She lets him rest his head on her lap and she cups your tent with her soft hand, moving her hand in circles on the tip, squeezing it gently until she sees a leak on your member, moving her hand fast but gently, rubbing every spot of the tip of your manhood

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>>6135075
>>6135669
>Of course, yes. Now that that's over and they're at the throne room, she proceeds to the door. before that door is opened, however, she cradled the letter and the ocarina with her arm and raised her hand. She whispered something. She was using some type of communication magic.
>Not even ten seconds after she lowered her hand, a guard opened the door politely, spear sheathed in a long, long sleeve for the polearm.
Wrap this in microfiber foam and take a horse to the Hyrule Kingdom. Do not raise a spear to anyone until they pose obvious threat. This is an important message, so be swift.
>He takes the Ocarina and letter with as much care as she did and nodded. She opens the door for the guard, and he quickly goes out of the room.
Alright, now follow me. We've already seen the lobby, which I hope you did find nice. These rooms leading up to the throne are just maintenance rooms - plumbing, magi-electrical, and other housekeeping things, plus a few storage rooms capable of housing roughly two hundred tons of wheat at a single time, which is more than enough to feed a very hungry fairy population for quite some time!

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>>6135686

Now you do.
You're welcome... and kys.

>>6135698

Alright but you're still cute.

>>6135720

Then don't go around kissing people while masked, you idiot! Otherwise they'll think you're a guy!
... I should punish you for being a moron but instead I think I'll spare you since you're kinda cute despite your flatness.
>Rance nodded wisely, truly a Hero and a Legendary Man. His merciful nature making him look more impressive than he already was.
>Actually, he was trying to get on her good graces to fuck her.
So, what was your name again?

>>6135792
>it's still going on

NO

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>>6135758
>(...no, I'll go with regular boybutt Link.)
>(What is that thing, btw?)

>>6135772
>Saria screams out a banshee wail, lasting until her voice gives way, tears streaming down to her jaw and dripping down her breasts as Anon rips her open with his cock. She bleeds a bit, not too much, but even just that little tear makes her hyperventilate as her body begins to shiver. Saria tries to curl up, a dead feeling in the pit of her stomach growing as she feels her blood mix with a dirtier juice.
N-no...no...
>She gasps in sobs as she begins to get wet on Anon's fuckstick.

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hey guys wanna hear my best reaper impression

>>6135706
DIE

>>6135708
DIE

>>6135721
DIE

>>6135743
im done looking at every one of ur gay ass pics

>>6135807
everytime you call me cute, im gonna increase the gayness

>>6135814
Holy shit rape erp is turning me on alot more than I thought it would

>>6135843
>Mary quoting Jiro, who is also cute

CUTE!