HG Thread
Evening.
tightwad is back.
>>6131376
>kissu
>>6131320
I feel sorry for the poor bastatd, she's going to break his Dick from all that pent up stress and she'd need someone who could handle her bitchyness
>
>>6131399
what is this "kissu" you speak of?
>>6131165
Yoishi from LN and VN called Phenomeno.
>>6131394
>wallpapers are a meme
>talking is a meme
>existing is a meme
>fuck off
>>6131373
>>6131376
>>6131403
>>6131320
Dude, Chillax, alright? I'll get the paper work done, then we'll go get drunk.
No need to get hasty here, seriously dude.
>>6131323
>It's all good, you don't need to apologize for anything.
>>6131402
Who would be best candidate?
>>6131360
Is rawberry edible?
EVERYONE
RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR AND GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE CUBS
>>6131217 (Jill)
It's not the strangest thing to happen in my family... One of my sisters has an octopus that looks like them..
>Neku just plops down again with Fore's paw on his face.
>"Mroew... Mroew...... Mroooooew."
>Of course against the cat's paw the meows are semi-distorted.
I think most people are like that.. Friendships aren't built in a day right?
>>6131421
>Starts opening a cold one for himsel, chugging it all down in one go before crushing the can with ine hand and deftly throwing it in a bin
Mind if I take a headstart?
>>6131440
WOOOOOOOO
>leaves leftover halloween candy
>>6131425
Noone Herr could handle her
>>6131426
That would be considered cannibalism, Togami.
>>6131419
>Your wallpaper is literally a meme wallpaper.
>Your entire existence isn't a meme.
>You yourself said your entire existence is a meme.
Literally meme
>>6131453
>tfw CEO gives you some cog candies
>>6131453
>Helps throw leftover candy around.
>>6131453
>Takes it all.
>>6131453
If you insist on leaving it out for everyone, then I'll humor your selfless act.
>takes the majority of the candy
>>6131464
1.the word ''cash money'' is a meme now
2.you treat me as if it is
3.I'm going to need a source on that
Making an exit earlier was just an unnecessary bother
>>6131440
Sorry dude, not a sports person.
>>6131444
Yeah sure, go for it dude, knock yourself out, I don't care.
>>6131453
>Takes a shit ton of candy
I'm taaaking some of this.
>>6131453
>Takes only the gum.
>>6131480
Cirno
>>6131480
i was the 2nd person here.
>>6131440
>Mfw I have a front row seat to all of the shit that's going to go down when they lose
>>6131480
Nath
>>6131490
Juuuuuust make sure to finish your paperwork before my stack gets warm, alright? I want good drinking company for once...
>>6131480
Lenny
>>6131479
>>6131473
Fight. Fight. Fight.
>>6131460
Maybe she could use massage or some time at spa ro relax.
>>6131480
Soviet
>>6131453
>All the candy was scavenged
...
>>6131480
Artoria Pendragon
>>6131480
Mathilda
>>6131480
Eggman-kun
>>6131480
Kenzo Tenma
>>6131480
Junior
>>6131376
Damn he thicc
>>6131480
Agria the Shadowless
>>6131480
Kagerou Imaizumi
>>6131480
Froze
>>6131480
Thorfinn
>>6131480
Reigen Arataka
>>6131440
>>6131502
Shut the fuck up, nigger.
>>6131480
Tourettes guy
>>6131485
1. madoka magica cash money image
2. I don't treat Sanae as a meme when I care about interactions.
3. Give me 5 hours to scroll to it.
>>6131480
Parsee
>>6131426
Are you edible ~?
>>6131542
Acute
>>6131480
Adrian Rollini
>>6131480
Yagyuu
>>6131517
Good taste.
>>6131462
Is that logic still true when a person goes by the name of a popular fruit? I do not believe so. If you went by something similar I would be wondering the same thing.
>>6131473
>>6131515
You there! I demand you give me at least half of the candy you're carrying!
>>6131546
Does it look like I'm edible, worm?
>>6131453
>Eats them all
>>6131441
Nah, with Fore, it would mostly likely take a year for him to get any cat friends.
'Ugh... fine. But if you try any funny business, i'll do more than just paw you.'
>Fore calmly lift his paw off the cat's face, and let him rest against his black fur. While Jill is currently processing what Haku just said.
...One of your family members has a pet Octopus. Specifically made to look like them? Uh... what?
>>6131480
Jill Stingray
>>6131421
Ok I might die but I'll see if I can give h ex the Dick she needs
Any advice?
>>6131543
Oh I can wait, I would love to see it.
If there is something you want from me don't waste my time and just say it
>deleted
>>6131480
Dante
>>6131547
I'm more of an obtuse.
>>6131567
...No? My candy!
>>6131538
>>6131530
>places down bowl of fried fish infront of her
>>6131567
Never. Take them from me boulder
>>6131569
Greetings Jill
Delete my life
>>6131607
>dels
>>6131587
welcome to the thicc club, fellow giant
>>6131518
>>6131567
enjoy your stay with us thicc people.
>>6131567
W-Worm?!. where?!. i want to eat that worm now!
Reminder to ban touhou from your games.
>>6131587
>Pets
Clever Tourettes guy
>>6131627
reminder to ban me from all games
>>6131510
Oh please, It'll be super quick. I probably just need to sign some things, no biggie.
>>6131570
She like cute things...like a lot, also Squirrels, so go for that.
>>6131646
You think Nagato would be pissed if you only needed to sign a few pages?
...You're going to pull an all-nighter, Tenryuu.
>>6131646
How about teddy bears? Does she like those?
>>6131606
What's this for?
>>6131562
Yeah. I thought so too.
>>6131606
Hey John.
>>6131646
W-will she break my dick? I know she's got alot of muscle ;_;
Try to get her to go out drinking with you
>>6131588
Do you know you're denying someone who's worth more than your life what he deserves? Hand over the candy before I get angry.
>>6131567
I believe so. If my names was Hamburgertoria that would not mean I am a proper burger, right? There are limits to one's glutony.
>>6131569
>Haku sits down next to the two cats and begins petting them.
That would be troublesome for Neku though.. I don't know how old he is really..
>Neku seems to have just fallen asleep.
But yes.. Oh, sorry.. It may help to tell you my family are all androids.. So the pet is more like machine than an actual creature found in nature.
>>6131691
>laxatives
>>6131691
>She ate none in the first place.
Hey, does anyone know who this guy is?
>Points at >>6131693
I think he's trying to pick a fight with me or something...
>>6131719
He's my dad
>>6131658
Fair enough...It'll be fine. I won't take all that long, don't worry about it, dude...how many papers could there be?
>>6131681
Fine, I'll go get her boozed up...but don't you dare dick her, alright? I bet she's saving that, or something.
>>6131718
>>6131691
>Had only passed it out so no problem.
Is it bad that I want a Bad Dragon toy?
>>6131632
>>6131613
I'm not fat I'mTHICK BONED
>>6131747
What is Bad Dragon?
>>6131731
Eh, fuck it. Need to be half-sover for something tommorow
>He tosses two cans of very expensive looking beer towards the shipgirls, almost hitting her head while doing so
Knock yourself out.
>>6131747
No, they're great.
>>6131702
That may be true for some people, but I don't believe others with fine taste could keep themselves away. Even you would have to agree they would be a tasty person if their name was Hamburgertoria.
>>6131719
Byakuya Togami, heir to the Togami Corporation. Figures a skeletal peon wouldn't be smart enough to know who I am.
>>6131719
You are speaking of my master. If you wish to confront him you shall challenge me first, woman.
>>6131738
>Slightly regretting not taking candy anyway.
I was too slow...
>>6131763
its got furry dicks 'n shit.
and its ok if you want bad dragon dildo's, i dont blame you, i want a linka loud fleshlight for my birthday.
>>6131763
>How long have you been here? Not HG, but 4chan in general.
>>6131679
How are you? Name is not John still
>>6131765
Oh trust me, when I finish I will...have a good night or something, anon.
>>6131763
newfag
>>6131731
Why the hell can't I dick her? She needs it and I never hear her talking about anyone she holds dear
>>6131738
FALSE ALARM EVERYONE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>6131719
I don't know who he is, but we can't have that! You've got to stick up for yourself, Akane!
>>6131775
That is an impersonator. Can't you see how fat and ugly he is?
zbeb zbeb
>>6131729
>>6131773
>>6131775
>>6131810
I don't know him so he can't have my candy.
>>6131798
Oh I'm sure she does, just don't go around dicking anything you find hot, alright? And she might just straight up smack you...or worse.
>>6131797
>Cause bad dragon tends to be a popular thing here that's semi-discussed. Mainly because of unboxing threads.
>>6131708
I think Fore might be... I dunno 8? Hard to tell, since I only gotten him neutered awhile back.
>Jill only stare at Haku petting the cats. Ford looking a bit annoyed, but seems to enjoy the petting regardless.
....Your cat looks like any normal cat to be frank. So... uh, you're whole family is Lilims? That's something.
>>6131787
It's going pretty good. Also, you gotta admit, you got a John face, Sov.
>>6131691
>Nothing happened
>>6131833
oh they're the guys that make dragon dildos?
>>6131821
>>6131775
Saber! Hold her down while I take her candy!
>>6131832
>Hands a bag.
Here, sorry if I took a while, I'm not sure what happened. See you.
>>6131832
Just get her drunk and I'll do the rest
The smashing is worth it
>>6131854
*throws some M&M's to him in a ziploc bag*
you'll thank me later.
>>6131821
Yeah! Don't let a fatty like him have any of the alien candy I gave you!
>>6131846
>Not necessarily, just people ordering shit from online, taking pictures of them unboxing said shit once it arrives, and posts it on 4chan with the thread OP starting with the package unopened and slowly opening it in-thread.
>>6131839
Thats a new nickname, Sov. Just please don't call me John. Makes me feel American and I don't really want that
>>6131879
Thanks for explaining mate, you're a big help
>>6131863
>She shoves her hand down the bag and swipes up her burger.
Peerfect! God I haven't had one of these in ages!
>>6131868
Dude...I'm kinda disappointed in her...I think I'll help her get laid, a better...Less rapey, way.
>>6131871
How do I know these aren't laced with some kind of battery acid?
>>6131773
...I do not wish to find out the truth behind that statement.
>Taking out a body weight scale
I received this device to measure my body weight, shall we test this now...?
>>6131854
>>6131821
After I am finished with this person, then.
>Holds the girls with horns by the shoulder
>tight grip weighting like bricks on her back
Now, Togami!
>>6131816
>She slowly turns arond to face the soldier.
The secret behind Togami's identity does not matter to me. That person is my master keeping
>>6131887
I'm half-french, and I don't lose my shit when people call me Jill. But, whatever floats your boat Sov.
>>6131898
>No problem mate.
>>6131908
>In her
>I-I meant 'In you'
>>6131937
Cause you're a weirdo, who I shouldn't let my boss lady anywhere near.
>>6131876
Okaaay!
>>6131854
>>6131921
>The horned girl casually shakes the woman's hands off of her shoulders, takes a few steps forward and then spins around to face her.
...Hi!
Are you after my candy too?
>>6131962
>sneaks into her room
>>6131921
>>6131821
>rushes in to take all the horned girls candy
Thank you for cooperating.
>>6131816
As delusional as ever, Soviet. How does it feel to be tricked by a skinny impostor?
>>6131921
We shall. Please step on it.
>>6131915
they were made from nestle, that candy company on earth.
Post avas and rate
>>6131937
Absolutely not. Now I have work to do after I deliver this food.
>>6131993
>>6131816
Hey cancer. Leave the fat guy alone and go back to perving on anime girls.
>>6131993
>The code should actually be finished tonight at this rate.
>>6131921
That isn't Togami. He is usually skinny and built like stick man
>>6131975
>
>>6131983
Because he is the real one, not you
>>6131993
(This)
>>6131839
Oh.. Well I hear some cats live well into their twenties.. But that reminds me.. I don't think Neku's been fixed before..
>She scratches behind Fore's ears bur looks up at Jill.
What are lilims..?
>>6131816
STOP PICKING ON ME!
>>6132028
No.
>>6132036
>Busts down door, delivers food and drags out.
You're trespassing.
>Throws into the ocean.
>>6131974
It wasn't yours to begin with! The intent was to give it to me. Why would anyone care to give you candy in the first place?
>>6132034
My oh my, he certainly brainwashed you well. I guess it's normal for lower IQ comrades to be susceptible to low-level hypnosis.
>>6132053
Not you. You are cool guy because you are real
>>6132059
>Pic
>>6131993
I will rate your games for 1G
>>6131993
>>6131993
>>6132076
Not that. I just hate you more than him. That's how I figure you guys out. Which should be sent to gulags faster
>>6132091
I want to fuck Silas
>>6131993
I've been using Tenryuu alllll daaaayy.
At this rate I might as well add her to my HG card.
>>6132110
I'm afraid I'm already taken.
>>6132068
>drowns
>>6132123
fuck
>>6132076
They gave the candy to me though, so you can't have any!
>>6132048
Lilims are just another way of saying androids or robots. Nothing to special.
>She starts scratching behind Neku's ears, while looking at Haku. Fore on the other hand, let out a yawn as he was getting scratches behind his ears.
'Feels so nice...'
>>6132112
I see shit hair here
>>6131993
>>6131993
>>6132143
>all cute girls
wtf i love yuno now
>>6131974
>>6131983
>What just happened to all my strength? That's what her face is saying.
That candy now belongs to my master.
>Nigga you just got robbed.
>>6131983
>Mastah why are we literally assaulting a highschool girl to rob her candy?
Understood.
>Almost all her clothing banishes before stepping on the scale.
>Measured weight: 42kg
>>6132125
You'd think someone that tries to invade a naval base would know how to swim.
>Goes to work on some shit.
>>6131935
That's because you like the West. What's the other half?
>>6132143
Where's the squid?
>>6132143
>Pats Alice's head
>>6131993
>Just opinion on these
>>6132143
This explains so much. Nice meme roster.
>>6131993
>>6132128
My...apologies?
>>6132134
>LOUD DISTANT SCREAMING
>>6131993
>>6132170
>it was a decoy
>the real anon is still in the room raiding her underwear drawer
>>6132175
She's around.
Do you need something, baka?
>>6132143
Why are you so OOC with Saber?
>>6131993
>>6132210
>kissu
>>6132163
>She is still very much holding onto an armful of candy.
No it doesn't.
>>6132183
>shoos your hand away
>>6132194
you can apologize to my dick
>>6132034
I am aware, but that does not changes anything. I need a human to provide me with magical energy, Togami with big proportions has been chosen.
>>6132143
>May hopkins
>ayyy
>>6132108
You ramble on like a psychotic freak. Seek help.
>>6132129
I don't remember your name being on it.
>>6132163
Leave the candy be Saber. It's fine. I'll get it through being diplomatic.
>Togami ignores the fact all her clothes vanish and looks directly at the scale
92 pounds soaking wet? Saber, is there something you need to tell me?
>>6131993
I rate myself 10/10 to be honest
>>6132228
I'll do no such thing, thank you very much.
>>6132236
I think a 6/10 would be more accurate
>>6132143
>pets the cute soldier
>>6132199
>continues his hijinks
See? His hair is absolute mess. Looks like log he painted black and put on himself. ITS SHIIIIIIIIT!
>>6132233
I will when you get in shape.
>>6132232
Ignorant bitch...
>>6132171
Chinese, that's the other half. Also, that's wrong John, I only call you that because of your face.
>>6132191
>Jinkuro will call you gay, and you'll get your heart ripped out of your stomach with Fun Girl. Jill, she would just ignore your existence.
>>6132143
>Kissus everyone
>Double kissus Madoka
>>6132225
>She takes another handful
>slowly
>so you notice it
>what you gonna do about it son?
>>6132244
but you'll do me, right?
>>6132236
About that time you said they all look the same but are different, what did you mean? Could you elaborate on that?
>>6132204
As a matter of fact, I wanted to ask you about something yeah... What the heck was with all of those questions that Aikawa was asking me, huh?
>>6131993
DA CUBS
>>6132227
Can't blame me for tryin', huh?
>>6132209
Th-that hurts. Are you sure you aren't confusing me for one of the other sabers? I'm really driving myself insane trying to be as IC as possible when I play her.
>>6132186
Thanks.
>>6132232
Ayyy.
>>6132255
O-Oh, okay.
So just like real life girls.
>>6132247
>Ocelot
>6/10
Dude...
>>6132267
>Same character, different personas every game
>>6132255
Still bit weirded out from calling me that from face...
>>6132298
Yeah, no shit. It should be like 3 at the most.
>>6132252
The only ignorant bitch I'm seeing is you Soviet. If you would kindly leave and never come back we would all be grateful. Your asinine rambling is killing our braincells.
>>6132266
I'll not go back on my vows to my beloved!
>>6132269
He was bothering me as well so I told him to go bug you instead. You didn't take him seriously, did you?
>>6132233
Hmm... Well yours isn't either.
Plus I'm the one holding it which means its mine.
>>6132261
>The handful of candy you took vanishes from thin air and reappears in the small bunch she's holding.
...?
>>6132290
I-I was just memeing on you , I-I was referencing that VN screenshot...
I-I love your Saber
S-Sorry
>>6132317
but you're my beloved
>>6132286
Why were you trying to pat my head in the first place? That's quite a strange thing to do.
>>6132315
And if I don't?
>>6132317
You are a noble and good person
>>6132314
>Are we talking about the ava or the avafag?
>>6132292
>If it counts, Jill would be your bro.
>>6132299
You'll get use to it.
>>6132298
That makes a lot of sense, thanks for explaning
I like you but I haven't played Metal Gear games, so I have no idea what Ocelot is like.
When I see you around I get the feeling you're like a mix between OOC and IC
>>6132233
>Her dress comes back to Seibah's body
...I do not understand, is there a problem with my current weight?
>>6132252
>Her brows frown
What you think does not matter to me, worm. Leave if you have nothing else worth listening.
>>6132329
>What the hell is this sorcery
There must be a meaning behind this trickery, a caster?
>>6132318
He's the kind of person where it's hard to tell how seriously you should take him.
He said you wanted to know... Did you?
>>6132335
My wife would have no reason to hide herself.
>>6132347
As all knights should strive to be, sir.
>>6132332
Oh...
You too.
>>6132298
I think it fits. You're not bad.
>>6132367
but we're not talking about your wife, we're talking about your husband, me
>>6132143
I'm in love with Alice!
>>6132353
>IC
>Probably never, on rare occasions like during games when I feel like it
>>6132350
I'm okay with that.
>>6132346
'Cause I never see you and I was feelin' affectionate, is all. Hehehe, sorry.
>>6132130
Huh.. I've never heard the term before..
>Neku just starts purring in his sleep while Haku starts rubbing under Fore's chin, but suddenly stops soon after.
Oh!.. I almost forgot I brought it..
>She holds out the full bottle of sake with her other hand, it seems she's so used to a bottle in her hand that she forgot about it.
>>6132356
Huh?
>The horned girl cocks her head.
You were just grabbing at me. Are you trying to take my candy?
Why is Soviet so intrusive?
>>6132329
>forcefully takes the candy you're holding
>>6132347
You'll look like an even bigger fool.
>>6132356
Are you unable to gain weight as well?
What kind of being are you? It's absurd that you're unable to gain any sort of protection.
>>6132367
Keep up good work sir. I highly respect men like you
>>6132379
It's mostly because of the way you talk about France thats giving me this feeling
>>6132362
Wanted to know what exactly?
>>6132415
You mean the best country in this world?
>>6132258
E-Eh? Please don't...
>>6131993
Last update since I don't have any other avas
>>6132419
Do I really have to say it? It's super embarrassing...
Adachi on suicide watch
Okay guys
Here me out
Okay
What if
We combined
The French
And the Brazilians?
>>6132433
Eh, it's an okay country at best
>>6132450
Th-that's a small kitty...
>>6132451
GOOD
>>6132466
>>6132377
Well, I'm afraid to say I do not feel the same way about you, Anonymous. We have never even met before.
>>6132389
Oh. Yes, right. Sorry about that, I have been busy lately with things. I tend to get absorbed in research sometimes.
>she offers an awkward smile
>>6132388
>Cool beans.
>>6132390
Oh, nice!
>She stop scratching behind Neku's ears.
But... how are we going to drink this? We don't have any glasses on us. Well, I sure as hell don't.
'Maybe you should've... brought some cups.'
>>6132466
At that point they wouldn't even be able to form sentences
>>6132408
Because I am worst person here and need attention
>>6132376
I don't have one. I have TWO children, for goodness' sake!
>>6132411
Always and forever.
>>6132409
>She takes a step away from you, before your sausage-fingers could touch her bundle of sweets.
What are you doing? I said you can't have my candy.
>>6132527
>I have TWO children
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>6132466
>Mixing us with tranny niggers and favelas whores
>>6131993
>>6131993
>>6132492
Bah, don't worry about it, I'd just been thinkin' about you lately and figured I'd check on you. Like what? I honestly just kinda figured you made and messed with your dolls all day.
>>6132450
Wait. You don't really mean /that/, do you? I thought you saw me as a rival or something.
Don't go thinking I sent him to ask anything like that.
>>6132496
Oh.. Cups?.. hold on to this..
>She stops petting Fore and hands her the bottle.
I have some on me actually.. I only really carry my phone, a bottle, and some sake cups at one time.. Not a lot of pocket space since these pants are so tight..
>>6132492
We have met, just a really long time ago.
>>6132466
We call those "Australians" and we already have them.
>>6132556
The rope around your neck needs to be tight as well
>>6132546
Your new ava is literally the same as Yukine but with black hair.
>>6132536
Does it look like I care about fake rules made by the lesser people?
>he stomps forward and reaches for the candy again
>>6132548
Then why did he specifically ask me that, specifically saying you wanted to know, huh?
And you are my rival! I-I won't hesitate to kill you, you know! I-I really mean it!
>>6132542
Thank goodness....
>>6132527
>Two
Get your son for me then. I want to see his stats.
>>6132546
ok on order
-shitpost/10 you're doing the right thing dropping yukine
-7/10 fun to watch
-no idea who that is
-needs to show up more
-makes me laugh / 10
-no idea who that is
- no idea who that is
-havent seen much of him
- 7.5/10 use Kaz more
-7/10 Gooseman definitely deserves to be ava'd more
>>6132407
That was obvious. The candy in my posession banished from by hands, can you explain the reason behind this?
>>6132409
Not only that, but I am not subject to any other human deficiency you may possess, such as natural death or diseases.
>Stepping down of the scale
Heroic Spirits are not proper humans, I believe I already explained this to you.
>>6132575
>I've always been one to learn by example, why don't you show me the proper way first?
>>6132613
>>6132605
>- 7.5/10 use Kaz more
>>6132622
I was...talking to your ava m8
>>6132556
>She takes the bottle, and looks at before returning her gaze back to Haku.
Sake cups? Eh, sure, we can drink out of those. But about the pants and pocket space. You need a jacket, gives you more space to put stuff in, and warmth. Which I think you desperately need. I mean for god sakes, your shirt is very loose.
>>6132547
It's... Well, I believe it's mildly concerning that you would think I just play with dolls all day. You can't be a powerful magician if that's all you do. Yes I do make sure that ones I have are in the best of condition but that hardly occupies all my time...
Aside from that I've been dividing my time between perfecting my abilities and dealing with pesky neighbors.
>>6132630
What can I say I enjoy casual racism
>>6132570
Exactly how long ago? I would have remembered something like this.
>>6132588
Y-You should know him to be that kind of person by now...
It's very strange to hear you say that while looking so flustered. Could you really do it?
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