/sug/ Steven Universe General - Shit! FUCK! It's always fusion! Edition
Last Thread: >>6117634
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>6121860
Jasper is fat
LAPIS BLOWS
I hope Becky had a nice Halloween!! This is the latest pic of Becky I can find, this was taken at a movie theater!
balding Jasper is fat spicy piss poel shut the fuck up you substandard human beings
>>6121883
>have been going to the gym for a year
>ian has lost more weight than me over that time
>>6121886
>>>leddit
peep peep peep
Hey Drawendo, guess who's ready to draw meep morps and watch Laputa Castle In The Sky tonight!
>>6121898
No I'm tired of these fucking threads they're all the EXACT SAME FUCKING SHIT
>>6121896
Don't get discouraged anon!! If it's something you want, you should do it! Get swole like Ian is at your own pace!
>>6121896
Has Ian become bulimic too?
>>6121914
>screaming and stamping your feet at 5-6 memes
>>6121925
Absolutely no rumors about Ian or Becky please!
>>6121883
>Godzilla Resurgence
>Not Shin Godzilla
Name changes are fucking stupid.
>>6121925
>First Becky
>now Ian
When will it stop
>>6121925
i'm about to if shit don't change
>>6121937
I want to fucking die chum
>>6121946
Anon please don't harm yourself! It would make Becky very sad if she knew you were making yourself sad. I want you to be happy!
What if
>>6121975
MARTHA'S PENIS
>>6121975
You died
>>6121975
What if Rebecca sugar fucking died
>>6121992
Go away Zuke
When does Lapis Lays An Egg air?
>>6122002
Zuke he said go away
>>6121883
Ian is losing weight but Rebecca still looks the same. She needs to eat less and vomit more if she wants to keep up the pace with Ian.
>>6122002
That was just a working title. It's now Gem Harvest
>>6122022
>chubby
She looks fine, fucking hell. Do you think Pearl looks obese?
I tried to type in Zuke on my phones keyboard thing but it wrote dyke instead
>>6122058
What if Zuke was gay?
>>6122022
LA
PISS
OFF
LEAVE BECKY ALONE!! NO BULLYING IN /SUG/!
She is beautiful and she doesn't need to change anything about herself!
>>6122058
my phone automatically auto-corrects zuke into puke, as it should
>>6122070
Calm down Stan
>>6122070
Her name isn't Becky also she's an uggo
>>6122070
No bullying Becky.
Bully Zuke instead. She deserves it.
>>6122026
>stealing bad pearl's look
lapisfags can't ever be original
>>6122088
GAT DAMN
She is cute.
>>6122090
ayyy lmao
>>6121876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6122082
I'm sorry, I get very upset when people say Becky is overweight or not pretty. Those things are both false and it makes me very sad that people would try to hurt her feelings like that :(
>>6122098
The only distinctly bad pearl thing about it is the smiley face on one of them, petty pearlfag
>>6122090
Please do not bully Zuke!
>>6122112
your jewish boy waifu is shit, crewniverse stalker anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLDZvshIEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bVktB-7tUw
What if Garnet just slapped Amethyst?
>>6122122
zuke a shit
>>6122112
Becky is such a QT! She looks so graceful and elegant in this dress!
>>6122122
>Please do bully Zuke!
ftfy
>>6122132
I'm not a stalker
>>6122150
CONCERN
>>6122157
Why are you concerned
>>6122169
are you taking these right now
>>6122169
Because I care about Rebecca's livelihood
>>6122169
Don't kidnap your pregnant girlfriend and drive off a bridge, aight
>>6122176
>>6122181
>>6122186
Don't worry, I'm just messing with you guys. It's from a video on Ian's instagram. He whipped around while filming and he caught Rebecca cleaning the window for a split second.
>>6122202
>>6121939
Um.... You do realize that Shin Godzilla was the original Japanese title right. So it's not really a name change to decide NOT to change the name in America.
Started to re-watch the show again,
and was looking to see when each gem started to respect Steven.
This is what I found:
Garnets seems to start first after Monster Buddies.
It doesn't seem to be final until Warp Tour.
She admits that she should have listened to Steven and regrets her actions.
A few episodes later Garnet feels comfortable enough to tell Steven about future vision
Pearl seemed the most oblivious.
She starts to respect Steven after Rose's Scabbard.
Pearl starts to consider his ideas, unlike before.
Amethyst is pretty recent.
She doesn't seem to truly respect Steven until the arc in Steven vs Amethyst through Earthlings.
Amy had to learn to respect herself before she could truly respect others.
Lapis felt pretty immediate.
As for Paridot I need to rewatch that arc again to pinpoint the exact episode.
Thoughts?
>>6122222
Check those quints!
Real talk though, I was complaining about it being Resurgence instead of Shin Godzilla.
>>6122222
dem quints tho
>>6122222
Nice
>>6122238
I reckon Peridot started to respect Steven in "when it rains".
>>6122243
Sorry then. I jumped to an unwarranted conclusion. Please forgive me for impinging on your kaiju knowledge.
I have thought about becoming a writefag recently and i wanted to try. Anyone have some requests?
>>6122304
Lapidot
>>6122304
Lapis and Peridot playing video games.
>>6122304
Your idea on how the lapidot fusion will occur in Gem harvest?
>>6122243
I mean, it does just mean "new gozilla", it's not like it's a great name in either language.
>>6122273
Yeah that sounds like a good guess.
>tfw your gfs car gets towed and you have to get it at 3 am
At least I'm not alone.
Please tell me a new ep is soon.
>>6122070
>ian: who are you
>I'm you but stronger
>>6122330
some time in November.
>>6122330
November 17th.
>>6122369
>>6122298
No problem friend, there's never any need for forgiveness for someone who also likes some good Goji.
>>6122327
It doesn't matter if it's stupid, it's cooler.
>>6121860
>>6122095
Jasper's life was not an easy one
>>6122304
What kind of requests? Lewd or wholesome?
>>6122405
>>6122418
shut the fuck up fatass
>>6122407
I can do both
>>6122304
Martha rewarding Lars for getting good grades by letting him blow her penis and suck her balls?
>>6122434
Stop hurting her feelings, fatass, she's been through enough.
They deserve to be together.
>>6122552
She's married
>>6122566
To a mall cop, that doesn't count.
>>6122105
You're a good man.
>>6122680
Thanks. I tried to wait for the normal guy to get it for a bit but i guess he must be sleeping.
>>6122710
I was working, just got home.
Thanks for covering for me.
>>6122722
No problem i just had to do my part to keep the shitpost alive
>>6122795
good shit.
Too bad /sug/ is asleep right now.
>>6122855
floop
>>6122864
fleep
>>6122866
flap
>>6122871
flop
>>6122873
flup?
>>6122873
flip
>>6122874
>>6122876
flep
>>6122876
flerp
>>6122879
>>6122885
floup
>>6122879
>>6122885
flape
>>6122892
flaip
>>6122896
oh i'm mirin alright
>>6122896
flopi
>>6122903
flaup
>>6122903
flappy
>>6122917
>filename
excuse you
I mean... "flarp"
>>6122913
>>6122917
flippy
>>6122928
>>6122925
fleppy
>>6122928
>>6122929
florp
>>6122315
>>6122322
>>6122324
Sorry if it sucks its my first time but please any critique helps. By the way i did try to combine the ideas in one story i hope thats alright
http://pastebin.com/nTCHHCF5
>>6122930
flarp
>>6122934
>lapidot
you're starting off on the wrong foot, but I'll give a read anyways
>>6122935
>>6122937
flurp
>>6122937
>wi-fu
more like wai-fu
>>6122937
>>6122944
>the ride never ends
>>6122238
When Pearl found out the boy-who-she-blames-for-killing-her-"not entirely"-girlfriend's mama was lying to her, then she started listening to the boy. Put it on a shirt.
>>6122388
>What is inspect element?
>>6123032
That's a cute bismuth
>Book looks like it has some water damage
kek
Do you think any crew members ever came to a thread and requested tings for drawfriends to draw?
>>6123076
>>6123082
Thanks
I had requested it and saved the one I posted then in the morning saw the better one but it had 404d
>>6121914
Do you guys have any gemsonas?
>>6123162
No but I've thought about making one before. Do you?
>>6122934
First, avoid memes. Second, use line breaks. Third, a lot of your sentences are very samey, following the "X did Y" format over and over.
>>6123167
mhmmm. Mine is a fusion between a peridot n a rose quarts; it makes a mossy quartz.
Psycho pedophile rapist.
>>6123265
She looks fat
>>6122934
Very nice for a first time mate, it seems rather good, but i would heavily recommend spacing it by tabbing alot, helps the reader read better ya hear?
If you ever want help, i would be glad to help you out, my treat.
Lazy ass NEET
>>6123491
This is why Jasper needs to move into the barn. She's the only member from the trio with any real drive. We need her to kick those 2 memeing, art student, NEETs back into gear.
>>6123504
>implying she won't turn into a piece of shit that eats all day
>>6123504
I still want Jasper crushed. Chuck Bismuth in with the arts and crafts students after Steven learns that sometimes you can't save them all.
Reminder
>>6123586
Steven can and will save them all
Believe in Steven
trailer when?
>>6123615
Released about an hour ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
late lapiven
>>6123769
It's the best ship containing a phycho pedophile rapist.
>earth
https://twitter.com/whammybah/status/793592084544356353
It was Michaela's birthday yesterday....
Here we go.
https://sug.rocks/countdown/
>>6123870
Good for her
>>6123886
>>6123224
I like this. Who's the artist?
>>6123374
Actually here we're not able to see Lapis's raging boner holding up Steven!
>>6124192
>17th November
shit, that's my birthday!
>>6124259
Nice to see another bio sci focused anon here. Keep it up, my dude.
>>6124259
>iphone
GTFO.
>>6124259
"EE", like the UK carrier?
Welp, watching it at 11:30PM is going to be fun for you.
>>6117260
you retards can't go a single day without dumping your soul out at night
kill yourselves
REGULAR!
>>6117321
kill yourself
I love you Lapis
t. not steven
>>6124546
Tell her, not us, Steven.
>>6117833
kill yourself you fucking retard
>>6117939
>>6117951
kill yourself
>>6118022
kill yourself
>>6124557
You've been getting real worked up lately. Weird how invested you are in this. Gotta stop enabling them.
>>6124141
The sig is on there
>>6124585
Hi indexer, hope you're having a good day.
>>6124596
Pearl and Amethyst make him angry
> Indexer stops posting = he's BTFO
>>6124646
He'll sulk for a bit, but he'll be back.
>>6122329
kill yourself
I love Lapis
>>6124707
A-anon, that's not...
>>6123219
kill yourself
I'm glad the show's coming back soon. I'm actually surprised how often I've thought "man, wish there were some more SU."
>>6123606
kill yourself you fucking retard
>>6118872
kill yourself
>>6121860
Rivet desu.
"Shit, fuck." I can't believe that catchphrase caught on. I want to make more memes. Like, how long 'till "Peridot only has a three-inch dick but cums a gallon every nut" becomes a cool-meme?
The original:
Jasper farted hard and loud one day. She and Steven were in the Beach House living room together.
Steven put down his book. “Damn it, Jasper you nasty shit-fuck! You’ve disturbed my reading!”
“Now let’s have a nasty shit-fuck,” he said presenting his fat ass to Jasper and smiling ardently.
“Oh, shit! Fuck!” Jasper cried. She knew not what to do.
So she jammed all 10 inches of her huge dick in Steven’s ass all at once.
Steven screamed and came from his prostate from the penetration and squeezed down on Jasper’s dick with his ass, causing her to cum too.
Then they cuddled and kissed romantically, like silly titty-bitches.
The End
>>6124768
this shit takes time
/sug/, what were your waifus doing in my basement?
I just cleaned it out. They must have been down there for years.
>>6124798
why would it upload upside-down
What the fuck
Off to kill myself now
>>6124798
Y IS DIS UPSIDE DOWN SENPAI?
>>6124795
Nah. This shit's easy to source. Indexer doesn't like being reminded that he gets treated like a bitch. If he didn't act like one things would go better for him.
>>6124795
Even ol' Indexer has a waifu
How nice
>>6119714
the source of this fucking image was removed, so pay attention and replace it
or kill yourself, that's always an option
>>6119719
kill yourself
>>6124766
"Flying Colors"
by Rivet Bucktail
Steven burst through the door of the Beach House one afternoon.
“Guys! I passed the entrance exam into Yale University with flying colors!” he cried, ecstatic.
“Che,” PeeDee scoffed. “The colors are always flying with you, Steven Universe,” he said. PeeDee was busy licking and fingering Amethyst’s puss. Amethyst was sitting on the Living Room couch, with PeeDee knelling down in front between her legs.
“Wuh…what’s that supposed to mean!?” cried Steven.
“It means you’re really GAY!” PeeDee yelled.
“Oh, okay,” said Steven. He then walked over and sat down on Amethyst’s hard, big, futa-cock, which was fully erect above her twat. PeeDee would never touch that cock-shit.
Amethyst’s eyes crossed and she became even harder, her tongue lolling out; she began to rut Steven to her wanton release. Steven’s cock smacked PeeDee in the face. PeeDee groaned.
“Ugh, I guess I’ll go back to preparing food at my Dad’s restaurant without washing my hands from doing this,” he said.
“Okay. Bye, PeeDee!” said Steven, as Amethyst growled and groaned beneath him.
PeeDee left sadly.
Amethyst raped Steven.
The End
>>6124805
He's Australian, don't blame him
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk
>Thanks indexer
I love Lapis
>>6124735
When is the next episode?
>>6124869
https://sug.rocks/countdown/
>>6124855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
Hopal is fun.
>>6124855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tWBry3jBX8
>>6124855
https://youtu.be/xwIYf34-zuI?t=1m16s
>>6124855
>>6124888
wonderful
>>6124895
Australians sound weird when they sing in Australian.
https://youtu.be/W-zNv-O5N-M
I guess that's all
I'll see you faggots later
>>6124980
Bye indexer, hope you have a nice day.
>post yfw jasper is never redeemed
>>6125011
I wonder why Pearl isn't a swimming type considering she must have been born in the ocean.
>>6125154
Can't she walk on water though?
>>6125163
She can?
>>6124604
Wow, didn't even notice that. Thanks bud.
Will this episode be filler?
>>6125192
It's arguable if it's even a thing only she can do, just like her sandbending, but she can do it.
>>6125225
I didn't think it was water she was standing on.
>>6125214
Hopefully fucking not, if a special ends up being filler I'll just drop the fucking show from the disappointment.
i ship Greg and Sapphire
>>6125234
Lion and Lapis can do it for sure, but then again so can Amethyst, Garnet and Steven if we go back to secret team.
>>6125245
Grapphire pencil
Indexer is dead. Celebrate!
>>6125276
Time for a real thread.
More sex slave pearl
>>6125225
Didn't Steven and Amethyst stand there too. I think it's a transparent platform
>>6125276
I'm busy shitposting on /v/, stop calling my name
>>6125388
what part of /v/?
>>6125417
all of it
>>6125276
i hope he fucking dies tbqh
>>6125461
Why though? /v/ is complete garbage.
what if Rebecca sugar called you a jiggaboo
>>6125214
>Steven’s autumn visit to the barn brings a new stranger into his life.
New character, or one we don't know well, during a gem episode focused on the barn. There's no way they'd call a pumpkin dog a stranger unless they REALLY wanted to fuck with us, and even the crew isn't that autistic/sadistic. I don't see this being filler.
>>6121942
Opal is a bad influence
She should be taken off the show until she recovers from her bulimia.
>>6125643
Opal is a fictional character. One who has had a single speaking appearance.
>>6125643
Why do you think we never see her? They're trying to help her but she just can't quit.
>>6125656
She has now influenced Ian and Rebecca to become bulimic. She needs to be stopped.
>>6124855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JawQTnqjNZc
Guys I've been all over /v/ and cant find the indexer. I'm starting to get worried.
>>6125706
Good. I'm glad that they both decided to finally lose weight.
>>6125751
He can't spam images outside of /trash/, he'd get banned, I don't think you could find him even if you tried.
Just pray for him anon.
>>6125751
He is dead, let him have peace.
>>6125777
Check these digits.
>>6125776
the scariest thing about indexer is that when he's not posting images or responding to people asking for him, he's invisible
he could be anyone anywhere
>>6125776
Oh I tried.
>>356639504
>>356639758
>>356640087
>>356640314
>>356640630
>>356640978
>>6125777
never...
>>6125795
>Indexer could be living right next to you
I'm spooked solid!
>>6124855
https://youtu.be/rxgWHzMvXOY
>>6124888
>>6124893
I'm in good company I see.
>>6125777
Trips confirm
RIP Indexer and good riddance
>>6125804
How many times have you been banned before, indexer? I'm honestly curious
>>6125804
>>>/v/356639504
>>>/v/356639758
>>>/v/356640087
>>>/v/356640314
>>>/v/356640630
>>>/v/356640978
I'm gonna report every single one of those
>>6125863
autism
>>6125742
>>6124972
didn't know those, nice.
>>6125815
the shipper national anthem.
>>6125863
Oh I didn't realise that's what he meant, Godspeed anon holy shit.
>>6125639
>even the crew isn't that autistic/sadistic
I hope so
Huh. You know what? There was a "death scene" in Onion Gang and the very next episode is Gem Harvest with another "death scene"
>>6125804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZUZm-sV54
>>6125863
These fucking faggots
>>6125795
What gives him away is being a nasty fuck, even when not saying KYS
>>6124855
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDEgRn0JUxw
>>6125905
What does it mean?
>Jasper death in earthlings, PD death reveal
>garbanzo (Jasper or PD) death
>pumpkin (Jasper or PD) death
>>6124855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_dO3mMboQ
>>6125959
Jasper loves beans and pumpkins
>>6125968
Of course she does, she's not a picky eater
>>6125767
that's rude anon. Ian is fluffy but Sugar looks fine, don't bully them.
>>6125882
honestly to me it's the themesong of me browsing /trash/ug.
What if
What if BLOOPLE shows up? Garnet is familiar with the BD court as is Lapis, and they're the only ones smiling in the screenshot
>>6126003
good call, I do love /trash/ /sug/
>>6126009
Sure but why the fuck would she show up?
>>6126018
>we saw BD's palanquin this season in Buddy's Book
I dunno. She defrosted from an iceberg finally and is looking for her master?
Hey /sug/, it's been a while. You're neighborhood drawfriend here to take some more requests. I'll work on them later and post them tonight probably.
>>6125643
>>6121925
>>6125706
bonbon.... why.
>>6125997
She'll eat everything in her path if Steven doesn't keep her under control.
>>6126016
me too anon, me too.
>>6126033
This but with Steven and Lapis?
>>6126034
I'm kidding, Opal's bulimia makes her hot. Soon Ian and Rebecca will be hot like her too.
>>6126033
John Arbuckle shooting Pearl in the stomach
>>6126018
She's going to show up at some point, who the fuck knows what the context will be
What's /sug/'s opinion on kokobuttz?
>>6126065
god dammit bon.
I just can't decide whether do find your kinks worrying or endearing.
How are you?
>>6126089
Meh
>>6126102
I'm pretty good!
Here is some nice music to listen to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEQTME0oI
Sorry this one is late this is a late request from last night
>>6126127
fair enough. I'm a fan.
>>6126127
>Lapass
>>6126131
Hey, I love that. Thank you!
>>6126130
that's not music
>>6126131
That cheers me up too.
>>6126138
Lapis probably doesn't even have an ass, her legs are so thin
>>6126138
And rubooty too
>>6126145
Is music truly a real concept?
Everything is an abstract creation of our minds.
Music can be anything,
Even the sound of Opal aggressively puking into a toilet.
>>6126207
avant-garde
a e s t h e t i c
http://www.fernsehserien.de/steven-universe/episodenguide/staffel-4/23080
>The War
I missed out on this before and I wouldn't be surprised if it was posted and discussed here as well.
Anyway this sounds like a potential full lore episode. I'm trying to think how this could be another Hit The Diamond situation, but I can't imagine much right now. Maybe Ronaldo inviting Steven to play a DnD or WoW game or something.
>>6126199
>>6126130
Good to hear.
>that video
oh you. Haven't seen those in a while. Their faces are fascinating. There's something aesthetic about them.
>>6126145
years of /f/ made me expect the unexpected.
Have some lolicatgirls to ease your soul
https://youtu.be/aMpbvW-LP9A
>>6126224
>Their faces are fascinating. There's something aesthetic about them.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>6126224
>lolicatgirls
It's been years...
>>6126242
Anon, if you truly want to appreciate art, you must appreciate abstract art too.
>>6126242
The older one is kind of cute, in a brain-damaged puppy kind of way. The little one is kind of creepy though, it constantly looks like it's in pain.
>>6126277
Just don't be weird about it.
>>6126242
I don't know, there is something surreal about them. They remind me of mythical beings or dream characters from Yume Nikki.
>>6126253
blast from the past, my friend.
>>6126264
yeah I feel sorry for the little one.
>>6126264
Yeah, no, you're a fucking freak.
Is Steven top shota?
>>6126298
He's right though, they're kinda cute.
>>6126309
Yes.
>t. Lapiss
>>6126309
It's not like he has very much competition.
>>6125863
He wasn't kidding guys.
Got a 2 day ban from /v/.
It's for the best really.
>>6126309
Being that he can be any age he wants from his emotions he can stay shota forever how can anyone else compete?
>>6126309
>>6126319
>>6126328
>>6126352
He's a close second
>>6126360
But who's first then?
>>6126313
It seems like most people think they look ugly, but I think they look like little tiny faeries.
what if you saw Steven universe at the post office sending some anthrax
>>6126373
who do you think?
>>>/v/6126342
>>6125863
You better get on it bud.
we are getting copycats now.
>>6126379
I'd tell him that's a horribly inefficient method since it will only affect the person who opens it.
>>6126386
I don't know, that's why I'm asking. It certainly can't be that thing, so I assumed you meant somebody else.
>>6126379
I'd throw this anon's piss at him
>>6126371
Christ
>>6126395
you're fucking dead
>>6126375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_jNFEnjxaY
I kind feel bad for them though, kek.
>>6126414
No, I am very clearly alive, as evidenced by my ability to type out replies that correspond to your posts accordingly.
>>6126414
Gon a shit!
>>6126375
Like I said, they kinda remind me of the Toriningen from YN. Had to look up the darn name
>>6126431
Gonna shit? Jesus, Steven, at least go to to the bathroom.
>>6126431
On Pearl? Nice.
>>6126445
That's not what I mean damn it, Gon is shit.
I will shit later though.
>>6126431
Yeah? Well Steven's a murderer and I don't believe in him anymore.
>>6126425
Yeah, I just looked at their mom's blog recently and apparently they got a diagnosis. They're missing some kind of enzyme that helps their brains develop, and it also causes brain atrophy too. The older one doesn't seem to have atrophy but I think the younger one does. Poor little things.
>>6124855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>>6126309
yes
>>6126462
They're not dead, they're just floating in space forever.
>>6126460
yeah his pun was pretty crappy. I have a few good ones though, I shit you not.
>>6126472
That's even worse though.
>>6126472
It took eyeball all of 5 minutes to her gem cracked out there.
They're fucking dead.
>>6126470
been listening to that too, recently.
>>6126477
Ah, but it's not against the law, is it?
>>6126474
Not this shit again, we already have a buttload of those
>>6126489
>It took eyeball all of 5 minutes to her gem cracked out there.
Only because the plot called for it.
>>6126489
That's manslaughter, then, not murder. Steven remains innocent! Kinda!
I just realized - is a screen from the new intro.
>>6126489
>all of 5 minutes
>thinking they weren't sitting in silence for hours just drifting
>>6126491
I'm sure there's some kind of law against stranding somebody out in the middle of nowhere, but they were on the moon so it wouldn't apply anyway.
So we're only getting gem harvest and that's it?
December is always a bust too, so..
that's it for 2016?
>>6126472
the CGs managed to pick up steven somewhere in empty space. They'll be FINE.
what do you do when life loses all meaning
>>6126507
Where did this come from?
>>6126490
Just watched through End of Evangelion this morning after watching all of NGE for the first time yesterday, so I've had the song stuck in my head all day
>>6126507
I wish...
New opening never.
>>6126513
The CGs knew Steven was out there. Nobody except the CGs know the Rubies are out there and they refuse to go get them for some reason.
>>6126514
Become bulimic
>>6126511
The War and 3-4 episodes from gem harvest bomb. Its like in to deep event
>>6126528
>The War
Fake
>>6126033
>you're
I have sinned.
>>6126514
You find a new one.
>>6126526
>for some reason
they don't care, no reason they should either
>>6126531
Proof?
>>6126514
You become irrelevant.
>>6126541
It came from that German website that got the airdate of Gem Harvest wrong, and the title sounds to blatant for this show. Fake German shit until proven otherwise.
>>6126514
https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>6126503
>innocent
Tell that to the rubies.
>>6126536
>Not caring about five sapient life forms being doomed to forever float in the void of space.
These are supposed to be the characters we're rooting for?
>>6126556
Sound can't travel in space.
>>6126524
I actually never watched it, but I like the song. I think I should watch it some day.
>>6126495
I remember you! We had a puntastic time before.
>>6126541
There's no proof to it being real, people are just believing this shit because they want more episodes.
>>6126567
It's a good thing that we've evolved and developed other means of communication then, isn't it?
>>6126560
>killed a diamond for freedom
>kept another gem trapped in a mirror for centuries
>violence is always 100% the answer for them
>steven is a retard and never asks questions
i don't know
>>6126507
That doesn't make any sense.
>>6126567
Apparently it can in SU's universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLzc4hHoLAs
>>6126579
I don't think the Rubies have Internet out there either.
>>6126526
>>6126560
eh, gems live effectively forever. I think they'll get to it. It's not like they will travel particularly fast.
>>6126587
We made it. It must listen to us.
>>6126596
>eh, gems live effectively forever.
Except for when they're, you know, shattered.
>>6126570
Oh hey, it's you again, hope you'll forgive my sins and let me go unPUNished
>>6126615
yes. So? It's not like the writers will kill them off off-screen like that. They're in a narrative limbo, even if they never show up again it is just as likely the gems hunted them down after the show concluded than it is that they all fell into a sun.
>>6126593
Maybe they can bullshit their way through that by saying the sound traveled from her body through the bubble to the air inside the bubble, kinda like how you hear your own voice differently than others do because you're picking up the sound both as it goes outside and as it travels through your bones.
>ynw suck her dick
why live?
>>6126622
These jokes are just as bad as Sardonyx's alcohol addiction.
>>6126635
Or maybe they just don't care about physics, which is fine because having that scene be scientifically accurate wouldn't add anything to the story would actually be detriment.
>>6126642
You can always find another tranny dick to suck, anon. You can probably find one willing to get her dick sucked on craigslist. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>6126662
fuck you
>>6126490
shitty upscale
>>6126647
Don't be like that, alcohol might not be the answer, but it's worth a shot!
>>6126371
It looks GOOOOOD. Kill me
>>6126677
>the answer
>>6126622
definitely! You're wonderful compuny!
>>6126647
sapphy please. not all our puns may be good, but you can't shatter our will to try!
>>6126662
that happened to me once(not with a piece of paper) . it isn't that bad honestly. grab stuff becomes a little awkward
>>6126677
>>6126686
Was either thinking it was The Answer or Shots. Fuck (you) nonetheless.
>>6126689
Oh you sly fucker.
>>6126371
>Bismuth and Jasper are pressing their boners against their respective femmes
>>6126694
have you ever had a papercut?
alcohol is not a solution though. It's a distillate.
>>6126694
Have you ever lost your hand? I've lost three of 'em.
>>6126706
You win, but fuck you for posting Meme Skeleton.
>>6126700
>Lapis enjoys it
>>6126722
Pearl does too but she's a prude
>>6126518
from an article, some dude thought he could troll us with spoilers yesterday with this image.
>>6126662
This reminds me that I haven't drawn on paper in a long time.
>>6126734
It worked SO WELL
>>6126689
You're not bad yourself, you pack quite a punch, you're a real gem, did you know that?
>>6126698
I don't mean to leave you blue, though. I can't stand it when people teal up.
>>6126706
Oh you fuck that's good, you're so humerus!
>>6126729
I'm surprised, considering how she was all over Bismuth's dick. Pearl needs to make up her mind.
>>6126702
yeah, if it doesn't bleed just put a tiny drop of krazy glue on it. it will form a thin crust and it will peel itself after a couple days. i don't know if it's poisonous or anything but i do it for those tiny wounds and I'm fine
>>6126689
*shatters internally*
>>6126748
Don't worry about her cold shoulder, she just needs to chill out.
>>6126752
In the episode it was a moment of weakness because her giant rainbow fuckstick was back. She doesn't want to look like the slut she actually is though.
>>6126720
I'm sorry if that bothered you. Guess bringing that image here was a boneheaded move.
>>6126751
that pun is one of my favorites tibia honest.
>>6126780
Once a whore, always a whore.
I LOVE PORL
>>6126674
thank you!
>>6126796
Yup that's why she's trying to get a lick of that Scarlett dick.
>>6126780
Typical Pearl
>giant rainbow fuckstick
Editing this into my vocabulary as we speak
>>6126371
>this will never come close to happening because the crewniverse has shit taste
>>6126030
>you've failed me, Pearl
>>6126740
you're pretty good yourself, that much is crystal clear. At the very least a diamond in the rough.
>>6126774
be sure to take a break, though
>>6126776
I'm certain she's be cool with it eventually.
>>6126791
You had this all planned out, those jokes are so bare boned, but don't take this personally, I don't have a bone to pick with you, I know you have no body...
Imma shit fury on the next gay individual who makes a pun in this here darn tootin' thread.
>>6126839
I know I rock but please don't pressure me, I'm not cut for this, you're a lot better than I, it's just set in stone.
>>6126835
nah, just abandoned and she picked up another one at homeworld
it'd be pretty interesting to see how one deals with being replaced so easily but it won't happen
>>6126872
Well, that's not a very good point to get across.
>>6126872
But anon, let me poot this in a way you'll understand me, this has to be dung, now scatter!
What has /sug/ become...
This is my Stand.
>>6126840
You're such a nice guy anon, to spare me the ribbing for all these bad puns.
>>6126875
your performance is rock solid, and your repertoire is well-grounded. But I think we should stop, this poor soul >>6126872 is already stuck between a rock and a hard place because of our puns.
>>6126992
I wonder what [The Real Slim Shady] stand would be like.
>>6127021
Eminem was born in 2013.
>>6127021
considering their abilities are rarely related to their names
>>6127001
Sorry, I just I had to get this lode off my chest, I guess I took you for granite... but fine, let's stop the puns, even though I've got skeleTON of them.
>>6121860
>>6127127
Phuck you Zuke
>>6127127
no you
>>6127123
https://twitter.com/egomatter/status/793910184959541252
I'm scared
>>6127143
Kys, niggerlord.
>>6127123
>>6127155
Her episode got a release date.
What's the big issue?
>>6127176
Don't worry about it.
>>6127123
I doubt it has anything to do with us.
>>6127143
My nigger.
>>6127143
>literally a fuckstick
>>6127155
Uh oh
Did something bad happen
>>6127155
Did Sugar pass out from her bulimia at work?
>>6127223
>literally facefucked by blacks
>>6127248
>literally Lapis
>
>>6127248
>>6127259
Literally a nigger
>>6127266
<
Now that the dust has settled, what's your HONEST opinion on the Homeworld Trio?
picture of pearl wall guy
>>6127270
>currentyear
>not being an aristocrat smashing black man
>>6127275
they're alright
>>6127275
it never actually existed
>>6127275
There is no Homeworld Trio. They were together in like one or two shots.
Why do I get erections when I manage to access /sug/ from school?!
>>6127275
>Peridot
Really bizarre choice of character direction and it's not turning out so well.
>Lapis
Somehow became a popular fan ideal and is not being developed properly like the other three neglected characters.
>Jasper
She big.
>>6127275
You mean the homeworld duo? Jasper doesn't fit in
>>6127318
Because you're an absolute WHORE, Lapis
>>6127323
Are you saying she's too fat to fit in the barn?
>>6127323
You can go now, Lauren.
>>6127275
They are cool so the crew decided to neglect them all.
>>6127275
I hope it never becomes a thing and if they redeem Jasper and follow it by making sure the two "trios" never mingle significantly I will probably drop the show for good.
>>6127291
baka
>>6127291
He T H I C C
poel?
>>6127291
would fug
>>6127440
Po Elle
>>6127440
>>6127291
You could pass for a normie if you wanted to, too bad you chose to flaunt your love for a cartoon character instead.
>>6127440
pole
Lapis is best jem
>>6127440
fell in the pool and drowned
>>6127275
>Peridot turned shit in 10 episodes
>Lapis given no arc or interaction besides with meme gem
>Jasper killed off for the third time
Sucrose obviously doesn't care about them so I guess I shouldn't.
>>6127291
>white franku
>>6127428
I want Jasper to USE her fingers on me
>>6127455
thats very cute, nice
>>6127471
They blew their load on Peridot and have no idea what to do with Lapis. Jasper is a mystery but it's not looking good
>>6127468
lub
CONFESSION TIME SUG
i want to fuck zuke. i find her incredibly attractive.
>>6127468
Lapoop
>>6127501
She has the face of an old lady and the body of three.
Yo what do you guys think of season 4? I legit dont like it very much, the show seems to be going nowhere.
>>6127485
>They blew their load on Peridot
Poor thing
>>6127518
I think her face is cute and her tits are gigantic. Would fuck
>>6127525
I have to agree with you I don't like where the show's heading right now, I feel ike S3 was a high point
I want this show to just fizzle out and everyone stops caring and CN just burns off every remaining episode with no fanfare
>>6127440
Дa, мaм, пoeл я.
>>6127501
>i want to fuck zuke
Nice one Ian!
>>6127525
i forgot about it because of how bad season 5 was
>>6127532
>her tits are gigantic
Because she's fucking fat, nigger.
>>6127501
I don't care about this show anymore and I'm only here because I can shitpost all I want on /trash/
>>6127535
I want your post to just fizzle out and everyone stops caring.
>>6127550
That doesn't make her tits any less massive. I want her to crush me with those nipple pillows.
>>6127557
>and everyone stops caring.
we cared in the first place?
>>6127525
It's been off to a pretty unberable start but 1 and 2 suffered from that too.
>>6127567
UGH zukefags
>>6127501
She doesn't even consider herself female
>>6127546
Wait how many seasons does this show have
>>6127582
Fuck off Zoltron, Sapphire is the better fortune teller.
>>6127582
What happens with Jasper
>>6127582
When does Lapis Lays An Egg air?
>>6127582
Okay I got a question
will mystery girl become a regular character and will she get a relationship with pearl
is so it's time to kms
>>6127582
What'll happen to Lappy?
Will she lay an egg?
>>6127535
I can sympathize. I just want resolution, the longer the inevitable downfall lasts the more painful it is.
>>6127525
Season 4 just started , there's 2 good episodes, 2 gem filler episodes and 3 townie episodes, and we're getting a special, as of right now yeah it's kinda lame, but it's probably gonna pick up after gem harvest.
Do any of you have a facebook account? If you do, could you do me a favor and download the photos from Ian's facebook page, and post them in the next thread? I don't have an account so I can't access the pictures.
>>6127615
>there's 2 good episodes
but none of them are good
>>6127615
*during Gem Harvest
>>6127621
You disgust me.
>>6127621
Are you the Becky collector? Sorry, I don't have an account either but I wish you luck on your quest to collect Beckys.
>>6127615
>2 good episodes
Mindful Education and?
>>6127629
>She won't become a regular character she'll have her own episode but it ends with her leaving beach city
fuck that would make me so happy
>>6127634
Onion Gang
>>6127622
That's very subjective, I think mindful education and
>vibes
were good.
>>6127629
>She will never lay an egg, sorry
Well that's BULLSHIT
>>6127629
>Jasper will never be redeemed and will die once to two times per season
Obliterate this post.
>>6127627
I must collect every picture of Becky! I can see one on his page, taunting me. But I can't view it because I lack an account to access it. Please help me anon!
>>6127643
Mindful education was okay
but there's a lot of people that don't like it because connie and her invented issues
>> vibes
what?
>>6127656
FLCL
>>6127525
Every season besides 3 has started out with a heap of shit at the beginning. We'll start getting actually decent episodes starting with the next one.
>>6127656
Most people hate the song because of Becky raising their expectations with her vastly different version of Here comes a thought.
>>6127656
>what?
It's a meme making fun of the idiots who kept saying that Last One Out of Beach City was good because it had "FLCL vibes".
>>6127669
I just don't really like the song at all
the whole episode i was thinking to myself "so when does something happen"
then it ended and i was like . . . okay?
>>6127669
I still like her rendition at comic con better yeah
>>6127668
And 3 only started strong because it was the second half of season 2.
>>6127675
I hate that episode so much
>>6127678
That's a Stevonnie episode for you
I liked last one out of beach city
>>6127701
Ignore wallfag
>>6127669
It would've worked better as a Lapis depression song, at least she probably wouldn't make it sound like shit.
>>6127701
It was a nice episode, felt weird to introduce a human 4 seasons after the show started just for another character to develop though.
>>6127695
I don't really hate the episode but the people who hail it as the best thing ever puzzle me. The jokes were predictable, the coming-of-age parody didn't even make sense and Pearl falling in love with a clone of Rose was just stupid as hell. It honestly felt like glorified fanfiction and it doesn't help that the most people seem to be able to offer in its favor is "Pearl did stuff she doesn't usually do".
>>6127734
The song from the becky version sounded like a gem was gonna get seriously fucked up.
Kinda explains why /sug/ thought it'd be a Lapis or Ruby or Sapphire song.
Take a big fat guess why for the latter two.
>>6127747
Wow I couldn't agree with you more
I hold all the same opinions except that they drive me to extreme distaste of the episode rather than dislike it
>>6127771
I feel like I should hate the episode but aside from the Rose thing nothing really felt insulting or grating enough for it to be worse than just "boring".
>>6127747
It was nice to see Pearl let loose yeah. Compared to the naggy cunt she was
I want a new thread....
>>6127875
Just use the one that was made.