HG Thread

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>>6120398

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

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>>6120412
Sounds like a plan, flower thing.
Thanks a lot, I appreciate your help.
>gives a thumbs up

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>>6120327
>>6120377
Easy, avafag Airi for reals and you done. Dunno about Asuka and beyond that I can't tell you, my thirsty days died with /hga/.

>>6120398
Ok

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>>6120398
>Get Naked
Oh bby

>>6120428
10 spider donuts and some of you spider juice please (idk if its juice)

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>>6120398

>>6120389
>she's already cutting the cat up
Hmm... What to put in it...
>she ponders some more, then picks up some peddles and stuffs the cat with it
...there all better.

>>6120395
>she stares at the lady, then at the book

>>6120405
Spider.

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>>6120398

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>>6120347 (Flowey)
>That's scratching the surface. I have 8 UT avs for /b/ HG.

>>6120425 (rawberry)
Alright, dearie! That will be 7G, ahuhuhu~!

>>6120456
Alright, that will be 9999G, dearie!

>>6120460
Yes, dearie, yes I am.

>>6120460
>sniffs your panties

>>6120472
I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>6120441
I just gonna be tsundere and shit, right? Will I get all the thirsty people coming towards me, drooling and shit?

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>>6120487
You and many others, dearie, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6120449
Because you would- annnnnnd he's gone. Later.
>>6120460
>she stares at the girl, then back to the book
You got a question, kid? Don't keep me waiting.

>>6120446
Lewd Nina ava when

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>>6120492
>gonna
I totally meant "gotta"

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>>6120419
Yeah, it's one of the newest phones that ever came out of my hometown. But yeah, back to cats.

>She claps her hands together, hoping get Haku's attention off the phone.

Ford... wait, it's Fore. Yeah, it is Fore. Uh, my cat is pretty lazy as well. He doesn't like to get out the house, and he is pretty fat as hell.

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>>6120413
>faints

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>>6120398
Will this be sufficient, Anon? I'm not comfortable with revealing more, dude.
>>6120405
...
If I give you all the money I have, how much will that get me? Come on, the hero is staaaaarving! He would like anything you have!
>>6120460
>He puts his hand on his forehead, not knowing what to make of the sight in front of him. Like pic related, but with a shirt on.
Man, I... I'm dumb, I ain't gonna lie, but I'm PRETTY sure that you need more than petals and peddles to save the cat. Like, is this common knowledge or something?

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>>6120472
Here you have sweetheart
>gives her 9999 G

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>>6120398
I guess this should be enough.

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>>6120398

>>6120502
That face
The cuteness, my hearth cannot resist that level of- HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!
>dies by a hearth attack

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>>6120492
And be female, and be cute. It worked for me once but it might be different in today's HG.

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>>6120472
>she just stares at the spider, her little hands rubbing at eachother
Can I pet you?

>>6120482
...

>>6120504
What are you writing?

>>6120523
...
>she goes to the grass and pulls the weed out, then throws it at the cat
Anything more nurse?

>>6120549
>hearth attack
Someone arrest this man's fireplace.

>>6120541
You're not naked tho

fun fact: muffet is apparently a child

ITSUMO CHASEU
OREWA CHASEU

>>6120502
have you tried erping? not that I'm looking for it, but, you do have an array of avas and wondered if you ventured to that point

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>>6120398
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>>6120512
Maybe it's time for me to upgra-
>She flinches at the loud clap but then regains what little composer she has.
A-ah.. So his name is Fore..? Well.. He probably doesn't like leaving the house because all of his best memories are there..?

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>>6120472
7g?!. that is really cheap ~
>gives the 7g to muffet

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>>6120398
Now, this is a request I can get the hang of! Well... gaze upon my glorious form!

>>6120563
I still want to violently rape her

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>>6120398
I thought you'd never ask.

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>>6120398
Being at this state makes me feel my body relieved

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>>6120553
Some words. The non-smartass answer is that I'm writing words about you.
>>6120558
Told you guys that fire's bad. It will be a matter of time before it attacks anther person.

>>6120595
>kissu

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>>6120526
>Her eyes light up.
O-Oh my! I can finally afford to transport the spiders out of the Ruins! Thank you oh so very much, dearie!

>>6120549
Well, that's unfortunate, ahuhuhu~

>>6120553
Errr...sure, dearie?

>>6120570
>No. I have no plans to ERP, ever.

>>6120576
Thank you, dearie! Here you go, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6120553
>Our hero just stares at the cat, silently praying that it's somewhat recoverable, even though it's clearly past that point.
...Organs... Skin... Fur... Probably food and water... A whole lot of things, and the hero doesn't have any currently on him. Man. I think it's asleep.

>>6120589
that's still beastiality

>>6120595
holy shit

>>6120604
well if you ever reconsider I have a king-sized length for little asgore and monster kid dude is welcome to it too

>>6120541
>>6120124
O-Ohh fuck, I knew that I missed something. Sorry. I usually never miss replies.

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>>6120604
>eats the spider donut in the most violent form possible

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>>6120602
Words?

>>6120604
>she pets the spider with cold hands

>>6120612
You have organs on you. And skin. And food. Selfish nurse.

>>6120604
Now, Muffer, can you tell me where is located Mt. Ebbot, please?

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This one's for you, Adachi.

>>6120595
>Poses next to

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>>6120561
As naked as I dare get, given the circumstances.
>>6120637
>Don't worry about it, things happen.

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>>6120634
>I'm not even the Monster Kid anon.

>>6120639
O-Oh, errr...enjoying it, dearie, ahuhuhu~?

>>6120649
>Muffet recoils slightly at the touch.
...Oh my. Ohhh dear.

>>6120655
Dearie, don't play dumb. All humans know where it's located.

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>>6120572
>"Was the clap really necessary? Anyways, next song!"

>The phone automatically goes the next song in Jill's playlist.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s

Well, Fore is a alley cat. Found him when I was just walking around the streets... little baby started following me. So, I took him in, and he became a fatass.

And for memories... he just sits... and sits... occasionally shits and eats. At night, he just sleeps directly on my face.

>"Gotta get the daily pussy somehow!"

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>>6120649
Yeah, but can any of them FIT on or inside the cat? Lemme answer that for you: "No". Besides, I quite like my skin. Makes me feel naked without it. I'm not selfish - it's not my fault he needs it and I don't have the tools for it!

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>>6120686
You gotta take off the trunks for the photoshoot.

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>>6120649
To get more specific, it's info about you. Like what you do, how you act, things you say. Latest thing I have is that ahem...
"She says that all of her pets were accidents. "

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>>6120398
This counts...right?

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>>6120709
The only censoring allowed is your own body.

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>>6120709
>kissu

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>>6120709

>>6120689
I dont remember where its located

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>>6120689
No, oh spider, spiiiiiddddeeeer.
>she points at her face
Huuuuummmmaaaan.
>she points at Muffet
Spiiiiiddeeeeerrrr.

>>6120693
>she waves her scaple
I do.

>>6120708
Does it have the part with the goose and the chicks? Or is this only for what happens here?

>>6120708
>pets stockings

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>>6120689
after a great dessert i go to sleep ~
Goodnight ~

>>6120733
you're really bad at your job

nude games when

>>6120709
>pukes into bucket
>>6120732
>passes bucket

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>>6120690
>She grabs her own upper arm and rubs it absent-mindedly.
I bet the memory of you talking him in is a good one.. And cats are still cute if they're fat.. They're balls of fuzz anyway.

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>>6120763
Never hopefully.

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>>6120747
>He immediately lets out a loud yelp as soon as she waves it, jumping back a small bit.
NOPE. NUH-UH. PUT THAT ANYWHERE NEAR ME AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, 'KAY?

>>6120759
Shhhh, the US goverment needs to know the location of the Mt. Ebbot for some purposes

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>>6120782
>>6120763
Hopefully tonight

>>6120763
Nevr Lewd Games are now forbidden because they trigger half the thread.

>>6120763
I head /b/ maked a season of "lots of loving"
>inb4 a sex season

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>>6120747
Just what I see here. Going further will just get to personal, you know?
>>6120749
Another guy that really likes these, huh? Or are you the same guy. Either way, it's just socks. You can buy them yourself.

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>>6120798
You see the ball in my hands? It is a metaphor for those people

>>6120798
Meanwhile Parsee "pls host lewd games!!"

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>>6120763
Maybe another time, when I'm in the mood.

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>>6120840
Does this put you in the mood?

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>>6120779
Yeah, talking to Fore is a nice thing to do. Makes me feel less lonely at night, and some much needed conversation. Say, Haku. What is your cat like?

>Jill felt a yawn coming on, but with the music playing and since it's common knowledge to not yawn when you're talking to someone, she easily suppressed it.

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>>6120847
I ain't gay dude.

>>6120809
I'm not a girl so they wont look good on me.

>>6120827
Parse typefucks next door, she doesn't need Lewd Games. But we could have one once in a while.

>>6120817
I get you, I'd make my own lewd code but nobody would really welcome it.

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>>6120492
Play Min... Minoka?

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>>6120796
No. Let it never happen ever.

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>>6120827
>Currently saying do not let it happen.
>Apparently I want it to happen?
Fucking what?

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Are slot reserves a thing?
Prob not, but here's my contester anyway.

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>>6120857
It's not about sex, it's about physical prowess!

>>6120867
I stare at my metaphor and am sad

>>6120884
Then I will be nude when no one else dares. A champion of the human body.

>>6120903
>dat fucking ass

>>6120903
>that ass
T H I C C

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>>6120903
I'm aesthetic enough, bug somebody else.

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>>6120898

>>6120898
Where's the stem?

>>6120925
Probably behind the body, it seems she is barely on the jack-o-lantern.

>>6120925
Why do you think she's so happy and blushing?

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>>6120911
>>6120916
>
>>6120918
But you wished to be inspired to battle, to prove your body like an ancient Greek, competing in Olympia!

>>6120950
What is it about striped turq and white panties?

>>6120950
Man anime outfits are stupid

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>>6120865
Don't know what to tell you then, dude. Find another girl that wears them.

>>6120950
>3D
Get this shit out of here.

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>>6120722
Fine. This count?
>>6120724
>humpu
>>6120732
Eh? Ronald? I thought you wanted to rape me or something like that.

>>6120961
Unpractical as fuck

>>6120967
>gives lollipop

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>>6120851
>She seems like she's forgotten a little bit about her failure nonsense.
To not feel as alone..? That sounds familiar.. But I'm not to sure how I got my cat.. He's just sort of always been there.. He's an oddity though, he just sorta hangs around.. That's the best I could describe him..

>>6120967
>pets stockings too

>>6120950
>tfw I've watched this
>tfw I have this bookmarked

>tfw born too early to enjoy a 3D printed 2D waifu with 2 fleshlights and an onahole placed inside it

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>>6120733
>Muffet crosses her arms...all of them.
Dearie, why don't you just ask another human?

>>6120747
Errr...yes, dearie, that's...that's correct.

>>6120751
Nighty night, dearie, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6120949
I'll have your head mantled on my wall, if you don't shut the hell up. Too tired to joke around with crap like this.

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>>6120975
Yes.

>>6120995
Source?

>>6120950
ty

>>6121000
Because the US goverment needs the location for some purposes
>also, nobody wanted to told me the location

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>>6120979
Say thanks. You guys can have your own as well instead of giving them all to me.
>>6120988
I somehow gotten a fanbase of lolli givers and stocking petters. Lucky me.

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>>6120975
My dick does but I don't!

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>>6120878
Who's that?

>>6120950
Only fags enjoy 3D

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>>6121007
Well, I /had/ it bookmarked...

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>>6121032
pic has been lost..
>>6121036
Minako!

>>6121050
1 job nymph, 1 job.

>>6121061
Thanks nero

>>6121050
you did what you could, Andy

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>>6121028
Now, dearie, what do they need it for, ahuhuhu~?

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>>6121036
Probably none of us

>>6120959
I don't know man, but god damn they are my favorites too.

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>>6121001
The only joke here is your security.

>>6120982
>"Sounds like a contrived plot device if you ask me. But! It is useful to hear that!"

Huh, that is kinda odd. Nice to know that we both got lazy ass cats. Makes life a little easy for me, besides paying some of the rent for my friend's house. Since... I got convicted of my apartment space..

>"Buying less cigarettes would help you. With rent, and for your health! Also, less beer."

("Hell no, I can't give up on cigs. But the beer, I can understand.")

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>>6121082
Huh?

Who do you want to cheer up, HG?

>>6121110
Spooder

>>6121110
Nepgear or Junko to say hi to me.

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>>6121059
You're making less sense than usual, trappy.
>>6121110
Mysekf mostly. I guess after that, everyone that isn't having fun. I'm not the person to do that stuff though.

>>6121110
whoever needs it

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>>6121101
>

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>>6121128
I was petting your stockings, but only because the other guy did it too.

>>6121085
That information is classified

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>>6121148
Just when I thought you couldn't get any creepier. Maybe you could look good in these socks though. You think so?

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>>6121096
To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious. Death is the true Aesthetic. Good night chocolate thunder.

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>>6121169
Yeah, sure! And it wasn't creepy.

>>6121136
>slut

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>>6121110
Myself
>>6121005
Perfect!
>>6121033
Sounds conflicted...
Your dick has the right idea then~

>>6121175
Bro that was actually the nickname of a player that died not too long ago. Darryl Dawkins.

Goodnight

I miss _____

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>>6121165
Classified, hmm? Well, dearie, sorry, but I think you can find out where it is from another human, ahuhuhu~!

>>6121197
you, Anon.
Come back home.
We miss you.

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>>6121181
>Yup, she got a T-shirt called slut.

>>6121136
...that's the cardboard box from mgs2

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>>6121179
You sure? Apparently only real cute girls can wear them. Not sure why I'm in that category but whatever.

>>6121197
The Old Coot

>>6121224
Xigbar, no

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>>6121189
Wa-wanna see what's inside my other pants pocket?

>>6120967
Step on me.

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>>6121218
Maybe because you LOOK like one?
That doesn't mean you are, you monster.

>>6121201
Alright, thank you
>After she is gone
She refused to talk, its time to make talk the location to the other monsters or that genderless child in the "unfriendly way"

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>>6121236
Cmon. No one would like that.
>>6121237
I look like one because I am one. Not that much different from that other girl you talked to. Nowi, was it?

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>>6121197
Matoi

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>>6121214
>Yup! She also has a PC-98 in storage... or PC-9X it's called.

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>>6121263
...
g-gimme, I will prove I can wear them too

>>6121263
I would. Which is why I want you to do it.

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>>6121101
Oh!.. You were evicted..? I know how that goes.. I've been living in a small apartment.. It's cheap though..
>She kind of trails off again as she looks down and notices her bottle, she hasn't taken a drink from it the entire conversation.
Huh..

Who do you like talking to, HG?

>>6121293
cute anime girls

>>6121293
bland anime girls

>>6121293
interesting anime girls

>>6121293
generic anime girls

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>>6121271
Tomorrow for sure. Staying up when you're tired doesn't make you less tired.
>She waves him away as she begins walking away
See ya, Aikawa.
>>6121274
More importantly, I don't want to do it. My feet aren't great at all. I shouldn't say this twice in the same day. Night to you as well.
>>6121293
Anyone that will give me the time of day.

But seriously, gotta go. I'll be seeing you guys.

>>6121293
everyone
it's p nice here

>>6121293
hot anime girls

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>>6121312
You must be pretty lonely.

>>6121293
the people in my head

>>6121293
dark skinned anime girls

>>6121318
this
it's nice here

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>>6121316
bye bye...
don't kidnap anyone.

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>>6121316
Farewell, Mizore.

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>>6121316
Later

>>6121322
no deal

>>6121329
Same

>>6121293
anybody except for anime girls

>>6121354
anime boys?

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>>6121316
>Goodnight, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect.

>>6121354
anime robots

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>>6121358

>>6121354
anime yokai?

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>>6121293
its obvious at this point
>>6121231
Is it a big mac~?

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>>6121375
A whopper!

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>>6121101
>I meant evicted... shit.
>>6121277
Yeah, living in a small apartment isn't easy at all. Besides I think it's good now I am living with my friend.

At first I was opposed to the idea, but... I realized it's for the best.

("Weird... I haven't heard Anna say anything for a little bit.")

>Jill looks around this Anna, and see her laying on the ground with the phone still on.

("Huh, I guess it is kinda of late.")

>Taking a brief glance at Haku, Jill grabs her phone off the ground and puts it in her jacket pocket. Afterwards, she picks up Anna which to many people, looks like she is carrying an invisible log.

Gotta head home Haku. It's late, and... I gotta put someone to sleep when I get home. So, keep that bottle full. I would like to drink next time we meet, as well as bring our cats.

>With a smirk on her face, Jill walks away. Carrying Anna on her right shoulder.

>>6121354
anime animals?

>>6121368
>No Felix ava
>No Crusch ava
>No Priscilla ava
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>6121391
For fun.

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>>6121391
It's okay... You got me...

>>6121391
It's because you have the worst characters from that source

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>>6121404

>>6121391
I want to fuck Priscilla

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>>6121416

>>6121422
YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUK OUT

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>>6121385
>Haku watches the girl's strange movements but doesn't pay them any mind.
Ah.. I'll try to bring both then for next time.. I don't think I'll need a drink tonight..
>She waves Jill off muttering a 'goodnight'.

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

>>6121467
TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS

>>6121467
TO OPPRESS THE FAGS

>>6121474
>>6121475
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

>>6121480
WHEN I ASKED FOR CIS SCUM?

>>6121488
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET

>tfw you find the perfect Halloween image for your ava after Halloween
O-Ohh.

>>6121490
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

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>>6121539
Every day is Halloween if you believe it is, dearie!

>>6121539
JUST PRETEND IT'S A SPOOKY PRANK, ANON
>>6121554
MISTER, I'LL

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>>6121474
>defrating the huns
>defeating
>huns

>>6121539
Now it's Dia de los Muertos

>>6121577
and just like that it died

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Well, dearies, I must take my leave now. Good night, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6121655
Later.

>>6121655
Goodnight violent rape spooder

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>tfw you'll never have ryuko matoi-sized tits

>>6121655
good night

>>6121681
believe in yourself, and it will come true

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>>6121681
of all animu tiddies you picked hers to be jealous of?

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>>6121723
i'm praying it'll come true in a year
i'm not too far off from that size at the moment, but I'm not sure how much i have left to grow
i just wanna be able to give good tj's maaaaan
maybe my fairy god mother will finally help me!

>>6121725
It's something to aspire to cause it's realistic enough for me.

>>6121681
you know, your chest is litterally about the same size drawn wise right?

>>6121753
if you believe hard enough, anything can happen with enough time and effort
don't give up

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>>6121754
It's close-ish, but not close enough for my liking. Someone called me flat the other day and it's really been bothering me since.

>>6121681
>You will never be on a very small planet crushed by tricky's tits
Cut my life into pieces

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>>6121761
If I believe hard enough, will I someday own all the nendoroids ever?

>>6121768
fUCK now booce is gonna see me whining when he checks the archives for people talking about me
thanks bolin

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>Oh, right, because of the way I cycle my avs, it'll be another week or so before Muffet comes back, so get your rape posts in now. Toodles!

>>6121780
>sticks foot in your mouth
bye Shmion

>>6121778
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME
IF YOU BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WITH ENOUGH TIME AND EFFORT
BUY THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE NENDOROIDS
>>6121780
good night

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>>6121762
Flat is justice anyway
>>6121778
>he checks the archives for people talkig about me
Hmmmm.
Well, my shitposting is done here. Enjoy slipping and sliding on Booce's banana peel.

>>6121762
If you were flat you wouldn't be able to cup your breasts, they looked at least an a right?

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>>6121780
>spanks booty

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>>6121800
HECK YES
THANKS ANON

>>6121801
throw it at him not me

>>6121802
They're a B, but I'm able to fit into a 36 C. They're probably still a closer-to-C B size, but almost every shirt I wear makes me look flat. Doesn't help that the girls at school are always flaunting around their cleavage lines n' stuff with the clothes they wear.

>>6121835
YOU'RE WELCOME, TRICKY
FAITH CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS, AFTER ALL

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>>6121835
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE

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>>6121843
Actually, earthquakes move mountains! The seafloor is constantly moving, so when earthquakes happen, it speeds up the plate movement and can push the seafloor onto ground level, creating mountains over time! Most mountains grow about a centimeter to an inch a year due to this.

>>6121871
well, what do you know
technically, if you believe in god, faith can move mountains, but you're smart and i'm not
you get the point, tho

lurkers come out, or not, that's fine too

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>>6121933

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>>6121933

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>>6121933
Yes, the hero is still here, albeit quiet. Which is a rarity for him. It sure is a comfy afternoon here...

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>>6121933

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>>6121933

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>>6121933

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>>6121933

"I am starving!"

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>>6121933
>Grunts

>>6121982
Hello, Starving, I'm Anon.

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>>6121933
U-uh, studying

>>6122009
Bullshit. You're fooling around on 4chan.

>>6121988
Hello, Anon, I'm Horny.

>>6122013
What a coincidence, so am I ;)

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>>6121933
What do you want?

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>>6122013
>>6122023
nasty
gay
fig trees

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>>6122052
Oh! Wait, while you're here, can I talk to you real quick about something that's coming up? It'll only take, like, five minutes of your time!

>>6122067
You can join in too, if you want ;)

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>>6122094
Ahem.
I'm not into watching two dudes fug one another.

>>6122114
It's not gay if it's in a threeway ;)

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>>6122120
S T O P
THAT MEME IS DEAD AND YOU KNOW IT

>>6122114
>>6122120
this

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>>6122080
Go right ahead. I am actually really tired.

>>6122127
Sounds like somebody needs the old helicopter dick treatment

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>>6122127
WHEN THERE'S A HONEY IN THE MIDDLE THERE'S SOME LEE-WAY

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>>6122133
I know, hence why I'm gonna try to make it as quick as possible! Anyway! I haven't forgot about you wanting to meet England, and, coincidentally, it's gonna be Guy Fawkes soon! Guess where that holiday originated from? How would you like to meet good 'ol Arthur Kirkland on the day itself?

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>>6122138
>>6122148
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same!

>>6122127
It's the truth, though. It isn't gay if it is in a threeway ;)

>>6122164
With a honey in the middle there's a leeway!
It's okay because mewgenics was a lie in a threeway!

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>>6122182
I said "shutup" out loud because of your post, anon. M-Mewgenics will be finished someday, just you wait!

>>6122175
My mouth isn't big enough to handle three ways.

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Screw it, I'm tired. Later, people.

>>6122197
You'll never know if you don't try ;)

>>6122204
Fucking kill yourself already

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>>6122207
I don't need to. I can barely even fit 3 fingers inside of it.

>>6122159
If you're referring to the failure of the Servant named Saber then I already met her.
>Sakuya who can't open the shitty files.

>>6122215
Still, you'll never know if you don't try. You'll be pleasantly surprised otherwise ;)

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>>6122197
>there are people itt right now who think mewgenics will ever come to fruition
o i am laffin

>>6122217
>to the failure of the Servant
what did she mean by this?

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>>6122220
Rape is unsafe! Then again, I don't think it'd be that hard to fit in a thumb-sized dick in here, but I don't want the taste of marinara sauce stuck in my mouth for the rest of the day.

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>>6122204
Bye, Tired.
>>6122217
I have no idea who that is, unfortunately! I'm pretty sure that this "Saber" fella and Arthur Kirkland are two different people - you DO know who that is, right? Arthur Kirkland? Blonde-haired guy with eyebrows thicker than me and a so-called "gentleman"?

>>6122236
That's what you have mints for, mate. It'll be a good time for everyone involved, and it isn't rape if you enjoy it ;)

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>>6122257
Why would anybody enjoy that? The other anon hasn't even said anything, I bet they're disgusted! Also, why do you keep winking?

>>6122272
It's sex, which is a natural part of life. It's hard not to enjoy it. None of us anons are disgusted by rape (majority is, anyway), so the other anon most likely isn't disgusted. As for why I'm winking? It's my motif ;)

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>>6122287
You're scaring me, anon. There are lots of fertile people out there, all of which are not me! Why not invite them to be your third member instead?

>>6122302
Because none of them have caught my interest, mon cheri. You're quite the lucky woman to catch my interest ;)

>>6122302
TRICKY GO TO BED

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>>6122319
Bringing up the topic of women, I don't think I'm ready to be one yet. I'm only 8 days away from my birthday, and once I turn the age, I'm gonna have to stop feeling as young as I do now. Growing up is scary! Also, I've got a question for you:
You the same anon from the other times an anon's been lewd talking me as of recent times?

>>6122332
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>6122242
Just forget what I said then. No I don't know this gentleman called Arthur. I only know female that calls herself by that name.

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Tricky it's time for bed

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>>6122360
mehmeh meh meh meh meh
go to bed hanekawa

>>6122367
YOUNG LADY, IT IS LIKE THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL NIGHT

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>>6122350
A female that calls herself "Arthur"? Eh... I think I may have heard of someone that called herself that, but my memory is fuzzy. Anyway, Arthur is the guy that represents England, and he's my big brother! I think I mentioned him to you once, and you were like "I'd like to meet him one day", and I was like "Then I'll bring him here one day"! Guess what it's gonna be in a few days?

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>>6122367
I'd have to shower first but I can't seem to stop listening to adachi exterminating my brain cells with airhorns

>>6122367
It's sleepy time now Tricky.

>>6122347
Wait, you're not fully a woman yet? I suddenly feel so unclean... With the information provided, no, I am not the anon that has been lewd talking you, and I am honestly disgusted that there has been someone lewd talking you ;(

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>>6122377
IT'S 12:33 MOM
I'LL BE OKAY, OKAY?

>>6122381
>>6122390
noooo
i-i'll be okay with 5 hours of sleep, promise!

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>>6122394
go bed

>>6122394
You have school in the morning

>>6122394
DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITT- oh wait nah I forgot you live on the west side.
Carry on.

>>6122394
I tell myself that all the time and regret it. So I know what I am saying when I say go get some sleep.

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>>6122392
hah
suck it faggot
For reals tho, it's okay, just be careful about being lewd with people. You never know who's behind the screen. Now that the mystery is solved, I can sleep soundly!

>>6122398
>>6122406
fiiiiineeeeeeee
gnight friends

>>6122408
tOO LATE

>>6122413
Learning from one's mistakes can be hard. I always regret staying up late, but still do it anyways. But, since you're smart, I'll listen. Have a good day!

>>6122422
Night

>>6122422
That is something that always plagues me when I browse these parts. You never know who is behind the screen, and it worries me greatly. Good night, mon cheri, and have a good sleep ;^)

>>6122422
Night, Tricky.

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>>6122012
B-but that's not true!

>>6122422
You too Tricky.

>>6122458
>nearly an hour later
Huh. Maybe you are actually studying. Good on you, creepy fucking DR bear thing.

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>>6122422
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, TRICKY

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>>6121933
But we won tonight. How'm I sposed to drown my sorrows without sorrows?

>>6122517
drink regardless

>>6122517
So did the fucking Cubs.
Fuck my life, game 7 here we go.
>>6122521
Also this.

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>>6122521
Good thinkin anon. You want anythin?

>>6122522
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>>6122534
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