/sug/ Steven Universe General - Just Smooch Her Edition Las

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LAPIS BLOWS

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>>6107066
>chui

Jasper ain't fat.

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>>6107074

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>>6107074
>chui chui

>>6107059
Jasper is fat

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>>6107074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G3ZpCfaEs

>>6107086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>>6107087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF7XSZudDuc

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>>6107092

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>>6107022

>>6107092
Fucking normie

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u-unf

>>6107100
Seems legitimate. Shipping Steven with a Gem is just bad form, though.

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>>6107092
This one is better

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>>6107108
RESPECT MY PRONOUNS

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>>6106918

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>>6107037

>>6107115
You know you can just throw an orange circle around connie, right?

>>6107120
>Steven groping Lapis with his green snake arm

>>6107115
okay you're my kind of guy

>>6107115
>Lapidot shipper
>that mess of orange lines

Checks out

>>6107120
>Jaspearl
>Amedot
Fuck yeah

>Lapeven
Fuck no

>Rupphire "Maybe"
Fuck you

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Is this what we've become? Posting and rating shipping charts?

What the fuck, /sug/?

>>6107136
>>Rupphire "Maybe"
>Fuck you
If they want to actually be characters and not just exist to be the token lesbian couple, I'd be happy to upgrade them.

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I hope everyone here has a nice day today.

>>6107145
This is what you get when a general ferments
too much in its own must

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>>6107155
I didn't

But I appreciate the good wishes.

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>>6107155
You too

>>6107159
>Lapinet? otp
that's a pretty rare one.

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>>6107155
Thanks for that anon.

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>>6107146
Man, I just don't understand why I feel this way about god damned cartoon rocks, but I've got some real emotions tied to those two. It seriously feels like an honest to god personal insult when people don't like Rupphire. Sorry for the autism, I've never been like this over a show before. I know it's just your opinion and you're entitled to it, so please carry on.

Seriously fuck you though.

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Eyeball Ruby and Sapphire fused into Evil Garnet when?

>>6107159
Poor pearl

>more stevenxgems
cease this madness

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>>6107166
I love it to death, man. Garnet being a good influence on Lapis is such a wonderful concept to me.

That said, this chart really needs to be updated with Bismuth.

>>6107092
Those lines are too thin and the colors are too similar, I can't tell red from orange and pink like this.

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fat

>>6107183
But I want Sapphire's lips on my dick, not Ruby's

>>6107195
Just add the characters you want in there, man. That's what I did.
>>6106991

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Love of my life

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>>6107199
That's fine, they like to spice up the relationship.

Why do you think Garnet is so down for threesomes all the time?

>>6107204
I'll get to it later, I'm fixin' to crash

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>>6107210
You have a nice night, anon

>>6107209
Because I read a fanfiction about her literally fucking Lapis into the ground.

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>>6107205

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>>6107183
It's cool, we're in /sug/, if you can't handle some autism you're not gonna last very long.

I just want Ruby and Sapphire to have actual character depth and development. They were good in Jailbreak and great in Keystone motel, but everything since then has basically shown they're one dimensional characters. I'm fine with them being cute together, but if all they do is show off how in love they are, I have no reason to care about them enough to actually like their relationship.

That said fuck you too.

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>>6107213
Thanks, bud.

>>6107183
Rupphire is a shitty ship

>>6107224
who's the artist?

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>>6107226
Yeah, Blue Lapphipearlmond is better.

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>>6107226

>>6107219
I'm 100% up for seeing more Ruby and Sapphire doing stuff beyond what they've done so far. I have to disagree with the people who say they have no characterization, though. It's not like they have that much less than other characters who have had far more screen time than them.

>>6107226
see, I know you're just doing it to piss me off, so it won't work.

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>>6107092

ill fukks

>>6107261
Not bad.

>>6107185
What if Doc and Sapphire fused?

>>6107261
Really makes you think.

>>6107267
A much brighter and more competent Garnet

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>>6107267
I've got something for that

>>6107268
Really makes you
i m a g i n e

>>6107276
Imagine Lapis

>>6107278
I'm trying, but halloween only just ended so I'm still imagining spookyanon's lapis.

>>6107281
Who?
I haven't been on 4chan much today.

>>6107285
I don't know what else to call him, he's the dude that drew the creepy images of lapis, yellow diamond, and steven. the one that the guy uses to do the "tell me you love me" thing.

>>6107275
That's amazing, is there any other versions?

>>6107291
Oh, that guy. I wasn't aware people gave him a name.

>>6107295
I don't know if "people" did, but I only today learned that the guy who draws them actually hangs out here, so I've got to call him something.

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>>6107185
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>>6107275
All these futures suck ass.

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>>6107292
Did some digging and I was only able to find navy. I don't even know where the original comes from.

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>>6107309
u bitch

>>6107325
These all look cool but I wonder how the newer garnet appearance will look on that

>>6107341
This is pretty hot.

too bad Jasper's feet are all wrong.

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>>6107347

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>>6107325
I did some digging and found this one which looks preety good (I couldn't find higher quality I don't know the source)

>>6107378
I found the same stuff and I thought the same thing, but I didn't want to post it with the comments or the ifunny logo, and couldn't be arsed to crop it myself. It's nice that they fit some personality into each of them.

>>6107389
Yeah, It's really cool that the author put detail into the drawing

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>>6107436
cute

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>>6107443

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>>6107452
It's a pretty aesthetic ship, too bad they're terrible for eachother.

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Dude let me in, I'm a fairy.

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>>6107490
Don't you believe in fairies?

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>>6107473
It's so wrong, but that's why I love it.

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>>6107501

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>>6107501
hell yeah dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

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>>6107515

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>>6107547
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>>6107554

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>>6107578

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>>6107588

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
thread theme

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>>6107595

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>>6107619
They sure like to choke each other

Jasper is dead

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>>6107620
Erotic asphyxiation is a very real thing

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What kinda stuff went down in BD's court, do you reckon?

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>>6107650
Oh I know this.

>>6107641
I know this too

>>6107656
She seemed to be into mysticism and shit. Also everyone is quiet and reserved, so it probably wasn't very lively.

>>6107059
Jasper is fat

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>>6107670
Never really been into choking, myself.

Biting is more my thing

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>>6107086
>>6107089

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>>6107697
Rough stuff is fun.
Just stay safe, ya hear?

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>>6107723
Lol, it's a little late to be warning me about that.

Thanks, anyway

>>6107656
Blue diamond is into some extreme pseudo religious/spiritual business and when someone breaks that tradition she immediately orders for their shattering or in Sapphire's case punishment

Also makes me wonder if the rubies were really blue diamond's or if they were sent by some other diamond to assist BD.

What happened with Peridot is really sad.. When she used to bring something refreshing to the table regarding Homeworld culture now she's been reduced to some dog who follows around Lapis and does nothing but spew memes.

>>6107746
I wonder what Sapphire's punishment would've been

>>6107746
I doubt that the rubies belong to any one diamond in particular, they seem to be pretty generic soldier types. Why do people assume that each gem only has certain types of gems? Was that ever implied in the show? I would think that if you're trying to start up a colony every diamond would want their own share of quartzes, bismuths, rubies, etc.

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Witch girl very cute and mad.

>>6107746
Come to think of it. The Rubies in The Answer are very likely Yellow Diamond's, our Ruby too.

>>6107758
She also makes fun of corrupted gems, has an undeserved ego the size of Texas and somehow doesn't annoy the hell out of Lapis.

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You think his mother fills his donut hole with her eclair at night?

>>6107762
I'm still trying to figure out what that face is supposed to convey

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I hope there's an aspect of Lapis where due all her PTSD and being generally insane, she'll black out if stressed enough and go into an Avatar State that only Steven can bring her out of. She accidentally poofs Peridot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWujMvMC7VU

NEW BOMB TRAILER

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>>6107795
Sneering like the high and mighty bitch she is half the time.

>>6107801
I almost trusted you you fucking motherfucker.

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>>6107656
kill yourself

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>>6107809
It's a pretty devious expression, isn't it? Definitely not heroic.

I wonder if other Pearls in Homeworld know about the Pearl who rebelled. And I wonder what they think of it if they do know.

>>6107829
I doubt Pearls are told anything related to other colonies. And especially if there is a Pearl who is free since that would give the other pearls ideas.

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Do you think she likes rubbing her pussy through her dress?

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https://soundcloud.com/omoidee/bad-pearl

watcha listening to?

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>>6107905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUEFZXkmDA

Chillin' like a villain.

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New leak from gem harvest

old diamond temple

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>>6107920

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This is actually Lapis's updated outfit, it's an upside-side down star because Lapis needed to make it edgy somehow, Sugar just misshaded it.

>>6107931
>upside-side down star
im blind, where?

>>6107786
utter degeneracy

>>6107786
Only he's been naughty.
If he behaves he gets a taste.

>>6107762
Oh, good, she does remember how to draw Lapis.
I'm really liking the half cape, actually.

>lesbians
Absolutely haram

>>6107920
>noise filter
>sharp backgrounds
retarded

>>6107978
Would you like a taste of Martha's big, cream filled eclair?

>>6108001
I'd take it all until I gagged, then swallow what it gave me.

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>>6107786
haven't seem anyone reference that shit in a while.

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>>6108004
Anon if you don't learn to eat properly at the dinner table I'm not going to bake you anymore desserts.

>>6108018
It's just so tasty, I want to eat it all at once.

>http://waltzforluma.tumblr.com/post/152583086832/face-if-that-is-your-real-name-i-am-the

Did anyone else see Aivi and Surasshu's Halloween post? Jasper continues to get her ass beat even though she's already dead, this time in music form.

>>6108004
Damn, you really want to drain her pastry that much? What about her soft snowballs? They must be so big and delectable, just waiting to be put in your mouth. I bet she would be so happy with you if you did.

>>6108039
Oh yeah, I'd go to town on the whole dessert platter. I'd get my face in that chocolate donut too. Lap up all that icing.

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>>6107829
Considering BP was still on Earth when the corruption bomb went off, and Pearls generally aren't anywhere near the front lines, it's possible she rebelled too.

If only one episode was never made. What episode would you want that to be.
The shorts count too.

>>6108068
beta or onion gang

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>>6108038
She's just the crewniverse's punching bag

>>6108038
She deserves it

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>>6108026
Anon, how do you know my son and why do you come around so often?

Depending on your answer I'll be calling you up to my bedroom or the cops.

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>>6108068
Beach City Drift.

>>6108092
I met your son at school.

And you know exactly why I come around so often.

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>>6108092
>>6108098
Aw fuck I just realized you got me to start roleplaying.

fuck this shit.

>>6108050
Are you talking about sexually pleasuring Martha's penis and butt or do you want to eat her baking?

>>6108104
Definitely the first one.

But hey, I do like sweets so I wouldn't mind the second one either.

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>>6108102
HAHA MOTHERFUCKER! I just wanted to see how far I could go with the food penis jokes because I'm hungry and like Martha.

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>>6108073

>>6108038
I'd have loved if Lapis's theme was used for the face just to trigger the fuck out of jasperfags.
And I guess this is all the crew Halloween shit we get because the crew still hates us.

>>6108114
well played

>>6108068
Beta, and replace it with an episode that actually develops those two fucks instead of making them memes.

>>6108068
Jailbreak.
Would have replaced it with the HW trio being actual villains. Total missed opportunity with them acting as antagonist foils to the CGs.

I'm pregnant, what should I name the baby

>>6108178
Malachite

>>6108178
Steven!

>>6108178
yeah, malachite

>>6108199
dubs confirm

>>6108171
To elaborate, this obviously would take the HW trio in a completely different direction. They'd be more consistent antagonists that the CGs run into on occasion, and their "redemption" would occur after something happens like in Message Recieved where they realize the diamonds don't give a shit about them.

The HW trio have become joke characters and it makes me sad. Wasted potential.

>>6108178
Laramie. I think it's a very sweet name and it's pretty neutral, so it can work or a man or woman.

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>>6108215
I can't believe /sug/ is fucking dead

>>6108326
Martha, get off the internet and get your fat cock over here.

>>6108335
If there's no art of Martha with a dick I refuse to believe she has one.

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>>6108377
ALL the milfs in beach city have huge cocks, and they all give them to lars on the reg.

>>6108335
Fuck you pleb, it's a beautiful name.

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>>6108384

>>6108384
Where's Martha pounding Lars then?

>>6108408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYp6URBrC3s

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>>6108416
This is terrible news. Why do we have to suffer por droughts because of what we find hot?

>>6108455
There are ways of getting these things.
Unfortunately, these ways usually aren't free.

https://soundcloud.com/sechzig-neinjudische/sp00ky-su

Halloween version of the su theme song

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>>6108551
it reminds me if you were to get dizzy in yoshi's island

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>"Jeez you don't have to slap it harder you dolt!!~~" Peridot moaned, holding in her pants as Amethyst whipped her bright green behind, full of slap and whip marks
>"Dolt? Oh that makes me maaaaaaaaad..." Amethyst said teasingly, whipping Peridot harder, making her let out a cry of pleasure, her dripping green cunt leaking its fluids down on the couch she was on, making a moist little lime puddle of juices
>Amethyst grins, her lips being licked by her purple lusty tongue, as she goes in and grinds it against Peridot's extra meaty taco with a hint of lime, causing Peridot to squirm, moaning like a slut as she squirts a few drops of her lime flavored love
>"Yum yum.~" Amethyst said, licking her lips again, whipping her ass again, harder than before.

Just a little practice, hows that?

>>6108068

Fusion Cuisine

I'm one of those people who empathizes with the characters too much, so when people are having an awkward conversation on the screen, I feel awkward myself and I don't like it.

It also just bothers me when characters have a much more obvious better answer right in front of them and ignore it in service to the plot. Steven could very easily have simply introduce Pearl as his mother, Amethyst as is his big sister, and Garnet as his aunt who had been traveling in Europe... Or whatever they call Europe on Steven Universe. Instead, they show up with a 20 foot tall multi-armed, multi-faced monstrosity for dinner, and nobody explains why this is a horrible idea on every level?

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>>6108509

>Lars let out a shocked moan, his hands and knees on the ground, bracing himself as he laid there, open and usable to the thick fat cock that was going in him.
>Martha was behind him, stroking her fat MILF cock, fondling her sweaty plump nuts as she circled her wet tip around Lars's puckering asshole, loving how its already seen some use as she gently shoved a few fingers inside with ease.
>"Someone's been going out huh?~" Martha teased, reaching under to grab and stroke Lars's cock, gently pulling back and forth around his foreskin, rubbing his hot head with her thumb.
>Lars let out another weak moan, "Yes Mommy.~" he said, his knees trembling as he felt Martha's fat futa cock press and push itself inside him, stretching open his used ass just for her, taking in her thick cock
>Lars and Martha moaned together as Martha mounted Lars, grabbing and thrusting her hips into him, her cock bouncing back and forth slowly inside his asshole, leaking her creamy precum inside him, lubing him up as she increased her pace, bouncing Lars back and forth more
>"Mmmmm your a good slut.~" Martha said to Lars, combing and feeling his hair as Lars panted and groaned, his erection dripping with pre out in the open as he replied, "Yes mommy.~"
>Martha grinned and slapped his ass, making it read with the sound of yelping pleasure, she increased her pace tenfold, fucking him harder and rougher at a ramming speed, her balls swaying and slapping Lars own nuts in the process, her cock feeling so tense and close
>Martha pushed in as deep as she can, digging her nails into Lars bare ass, cumming deep inside him, pumping and spurting hot thick sticky ropes of her futa cum, filling up his asshole, causing it to overload inside him, making his stomach have a small puddle as excess cum spurted and leaked out of his anus
>Martha slowly slide out, thick globs of hot cum landed on the floor, as she panted next to her son, cuddling him as she kissed him deeply

Thoughts? Enjoy!

>>6108588

Depends on what you're going for. If you're shooting for funny but in a grotesque kind of way, spot on.

If you're shooting for hot, then you really need to rein in your euphemisms. Also, why is everything green automatically lime flavored? The idea of a life form from space, who doesn't eat, having her vagina tastes like an earth food is very silly. And besides, it was going to be a food she looks more like a sour apple to me...

>>6108662
Tiss just a little practice, just like >>6108654

>>6108654
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Good, but could use less gay shit. Give Lars a vagina next time.

>>6107145
Different medium, same content.

I want to erase Connie

>>6108938
I want to ___ Connie

>>6108967
destroy the ass of

>>6108967
yiff

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here is a collage of every time Jasper gets her ass kicked

>>6109094
We all only get what we deserve.

>>6108095
Beach city Drift was the most pointlessly out of character thing this show has ever done.

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>>6109094
>Jasper gets her fat ass kicked*

>>6109137
stop you'll hurt zuke's feelings

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WE'RE NOT SPOOKY ANYMORE
SHAME BECAUSE I LIKED IT
GOOD TO BE SPICY AGAIN THOUGH

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>>6109094
Jasper is on the orange side of the scale of suffering.

>>6109147
Can we please hurt Zuke's feelings?

I would very much like to hurt Zuke's feelings.

>>6109094
She really is the Vegeta of SU

>>6107378
Wouldn't an Eyeball Garnet actually be more blue rather than more red since her red is rather faded compared to other Rubies?

>>6109147
Did Zuke seriously write that episode? C'mon, i know hating on her is a meme but for real? Does she not understand any characterization?

I bet she self inserted as Connie, which explains why Connie was so bizarrely not angry and Steven was angry, therefore turning him into a flat, out of character, plot device. Connie has no friends, Steven does and an entire gem society to indulge in, the Stevonnie experience should mean much more to her than it does to Steven. Having her friendship and escapism obstructed should've caused her emotional turmoil, not fucking Steven.

The worst part is that Beach City Drift could've been a great tie-in to Mindful Education. Had something bad occurred during the race and Connie and Steven had anxiety about it. It would've made us actually give a shit about Connie’s problem rather than some meaningless judo flip in a hallway. And the Steven’s spark anxiety wouldn’t have been so sudden.

My god, this show constantly misses on good plot choices in exchange for weak fan service and shortsighted writing. Its like a fanfiction or something

>>6109178
Peridot looked like the Vegeta, and Jasper lookes like Raditz

>>6109206
peridot is nothing like vegeta, i wish she was

>>6109202
all original writing is basically fanfiction

>>6109219
When she first came people were saying how she resembled Vegeta with the hair, and intimidation. Until she became a pussy and then it became clear shes Invader Zim. With a few "i hate earth" Vegeta lines

>>6109202
she just doesn't care about episodes that don't involve Lapis and Peridot

>>6109202
>BCD interconnecting with Mindful Education
That would be better than the weird random judo nigga moment. But maybe that judo thing is also going to come up again? Or was the issues surrounding that covered in Sworn to the Sword?

>child soldier
Kind of like a big warm piece of quartz I know

>>6109266
>maybe that judo thing is also going to come up again
I highly doubt it.

>>6109266
Yeah, except there's no such thing as a child Gem.

I'm just waiting for the show to fall apart completely at this point

>>6109389
It already has

>>6109373
No shit.

>>6109422
So you admit it was a retarded thing to say? Cool.

>>6108178
EGG EGG EGG

>>6109436
>not understanding the implications without literally inferring a gem could be a child

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>>6109463
ANON NO

>>6109463
The sacrifice will only work on Sugar, so unless that anon is Sugar the ritual will not work.

>>6109468
Gems are born fully formed and with innate knowledge, and no matter how old they are they're bound to the same role their entire life. There's no comparison.

>>6109389
that happened in season 2

What would you do with a harem of Peridots?

>>6109513
>stating the obvious
You don't know how much knowledge gems are innately born with, just look at leggy. try "being unable to let go of mindsets or habits stemming from an early onset of soldier life", and in Jasper's case literally day one.

>>6109542
trap them in a room with zuke and then blow them all up

>>6109572
>You don't know how much knowledge gems are innately born with
Enough knowledge about fighting and lack of moral restraint to take out a significant amount of enemy soldiers the day they are born, which already puts them far above actual child soldiers.

>>6109158
I like it more that way, also don't put it in the butt.

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bloop

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bleep

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blip

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blap

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blop

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blep

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>>6109812
These are the sounds made when Jasper's riding my cock

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>>6109861

>>6108588
>>6108654
Mr Bones Man, that's great.

The funny thing is I left right before you posted this, and you'll never guess what I did. I went and read some of the stuff from your pastebin! It's so weird how that happens. I particularly liked the lapis/jasper x anon stuff. Keep up the good work.

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>>6109841
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>>6109812
fat

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>>6109911

god dammit Lapis, you make me want to pull out my penis and masturbate

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>>6109923

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>>6109960

>>6109888
Thanks you very much, I'm happy you enjoy them greatly, let me know if anything else catches your eyes and your pants

>>6109919
I read the filename as "fatty" goddamit

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>>6109969

>>6110002
Can do.

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>>6110035

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>>6110076

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>>6110082

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>>6109884
>>6109899
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>>6109969
>>6110076
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>>6110127

What's the weirdest fetish you have and how would you feel if your favorite gem did it for you?

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I want Pearl to father my children!

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>>6110134

>>6110154
I want Lapis to lay eggs inside me.

>>6110158
kys

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>>6110154
Lapis and fusion

>>6110154
I want Pearl to eat me

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>>6110134
...

>>6110154
I want to hold Lapis' hand.

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>>6110195
I want to eat berries out of Lapis' hand like a gentle woodland creature

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>>6110191

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>>6110256

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>>6110289

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>>6110320

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Do you think Jen wears this costume when she fucks Deedee?

>>6110386
no but I'm sure Becky and ian have ruby and sapphire costumes with built-in strapons

>>6110386
THI SIS FAT SHAMING! REEEEEEEE

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>>6110473

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>>6110480

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>>6110330

>>6110480
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>>6110492
/fur/ >>>/out/

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>>6110499

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Is the anon who was gonna color this still here

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>>6110505
kill yourself

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>>6110495

>>6110177
Like in a vorey way?

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>>6110582

>>6110684
Why haven't you updated to iOS 10

>>6108588
Hey, Mr Bones, did you ever do anything with that werewolf Jasper thing?

>>6110695
his writing is pretty bad

>>6110596
But of course

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>>6110154
I found this fanfic for my fetish/fav gem and that's all i could have ever wanted
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4356821

>>6107155
I HOPE SOMEONE COMES INTO YOUR ROOM AND PUTS THEIR DICK IN YOU

>>6110195
I want to touch Lapis' legs.

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>>6110684

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>>6110770

>>6110709
Wow rude.

>>6110154
I want Bara Steven to fart in my face.

>>6110738
I want to sniff Lapis' feet.

>>6110752
>>6110770
>if she was wearing panties or shorts her dress wouldn't stay always conveniently over her crotch
lapis doesn't wear undies confirmed

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>>6110786

>>6110801
Or this isn't anime where they take every opportunity possible to get a pantyshot out.

>>6110787
it's the truth. he's average at best. (and pretty annoying)

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>>6110154
I want Pearl to dress up as a clown for me

>>6110821
this. i fucking hate japshit fanservice, it's always the same thing.