haha i hate myself

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>happy Halloween I guess

>>6095648
im doing absolutely nothing all day
feels aight

>we let the thread die

haha oops

>>6095648
I'm going out with a few friends and I'm gonna hate it.

I just wanna talk to this one person

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>>6097061
What are you gunna be?

>>6097729
gay.
I don't really know yet, my friend wants to put a bunch of blood and shit on me.

>>6098303
>blood and shit
What ever gets your goat man

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>>6098839
>gets your goat
I love him

>>6099073
why is he so cute? I ain't even gay man

>>6099122
I swear he was the one that made me gay

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>>6099134
fuck man, I don't wanna be gay

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I got some mushrooms, but I cant do them until wednesday night

just stop guys
let it die

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>>6100420
Why don't you go back to Africa

>>6099563
Lol do them now

>>6100420
Possum threads never die, we just play dead.

>>6100420
no u

test
desu baka senpai

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I'm so fucking lonely and unmotivated
I give myself an occasional pat on the head from time to time but it stopped working
Wish I had some friends and a meaningful relationship, so I could get some positive feedback from people I appreciate

>>6100737
nah, it would be lame, my friends are all away, and i have work in the morning i need some sleep

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>>6101637
I know that feel, mate. Relationships are a two-way street, and you have to put in as much as you get out of them.
Except for prostitutes.
Sweet, sweet prostitutes.

>>6099499
Its too late now faggot, guess its time for you to hit up the local hloryhole.

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>>6099499
well that's just too fucking bad now isn't it

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[muffled screaming in the distance]

tfw loitered at the bleachers of the elementary school i used to go to and dicked around with fireworks with total strangers

i'm surprised that i managed to make something out of halloween today

>>6105722
Nice dude.
I had a take-home midterm, so I just got soused whilst writing the last essay in coustume. Tomorrow's going to be my halloween celebration, watch a bunch of movies and kick back.

>>6105794
i thought i was just going to come home from work and do jack shit

damn i should upload a few videos i recorded despite how embarassing they are

>>6105813
May as well. Gotta get those (You)s

>>6099073
OH FUCK
T H R E A D S P L I C E

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>>6105690
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>6105722
Do non-english speaking countries celebrate or try to celebrate Halloween?

>>6106072
i live in canada so no clue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRAr1hmmRas okay only one of them was worth showing the rest had abysmally botched camerawork

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>>6103602
Fuck me I guess I'm a faggot AND a furry now that I jerked off to this. Oh well

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>>6106242
One of us.

>>6106430
this is literally the thread

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weh

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Thread needs moar clem

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What's your drugs of choice?

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>>6106523
>>6106526
>>6106529
Agreed

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>>6106553
Sweet Mary Jane. I only drink a few times a year but I would smoke weed at all times all day every day until the end of days if I could.

what is it with possumcharacters and the junkie/punk image associated more commonly with them than other animals

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>>6106597
Possums play dead as a way to survive.
We say we wanna fucking die, but clearly its not completely truthful (if it was we would already be dead), for whatever reason these bitter sad excuses of lives we are living are not so terrible as to end it all. So we just kind of gather here and bask in the comfy melancholy that is these possum threads, 'playing dead' is our own way to keep life bearable. Fuck sorry I just went on a tangent I guess. Hope it makes sense at least. Also possums are fugly as shit and kind of the low lives of the woodland critter world.

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>>6106644
>possums are fugly as shit
Hurtful!

>>6106660
Fugly can be cute

Fuck me. Some attractive girl in my tech class keeps checking me out or whatever but I don't have the confidence to say or do anything. All I can muster up is to look back at her and smile. Just end my fucking suffering.

>>6106072
Not really, except in paying lip service. Like, some channels will run scary movies, some people will have Halloween parties with costumes, and some businesses and private individuals might have a few decorations. According to wikipedia, there is some trick or treating, but I've personally never seen it. I suppose it's hard to do when most people don't prepare for it, and would genuinely be bothered by others insisting on it. To add to the confusion, in the Southern parts of the country the 11th of november is St. Martin's day, the celebration of which has an uncanny resemblance to Halloween.

Personally, I don't care for the encroachment of commercialized, American holidays on our own culture. American style Christmas is making a lot of headway, and can fuck off. It's literally based on the custom that it's replacing in our country. We've got a lot of people here who are always banging on about the enormous value immigrant cultural customs have, but our own culture is being displaced, and they're actually celebrating it.

>>6106575
Good choice anon. If it was up to me I would be high/drunk 90% of the time. Of course still need to be sober enough to drive and go to work but out side that I do my best to be intoxicated to some degree. I should probably stop but I can't find a good enough reason to.

>>6106785
ask her "wanna yiff?"

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>To add to the confusion, in the Southern parts of the country the 11th of november is St. Martin's day, the celebration of which has an uncanny resemblance to Halloween.

Where are you from anon? Ours is tomorrow and like you said, it's not really celebrated over here, but living south of good ol' 'murrika makes us really familiar with Halloween. Our holiday being just 2 days apart makes it easy for us to blend both in to one and it's not frowned upon. At least in the cities.

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HAIL SATAN!

>>6109659
u fucked up

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>>6109664
FUCK YOU!

>>6106553
Life
It hits really hard because I rarely get a hit off of it

>>6107655
do it. post response

>>6106998
Commercialization is why I can't stand the holiday season any more. My only exception is thanks giving, as it is a holiday to celebrate all the success we have had throughout the year, and we just meet together with family and eat. Even so I volunteered to work thanks giving so I don't have to talk with my family about school and work which have remained stagnant for the past 3 years.

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>>6111634
>not getting excited for Christmas, the anniversary of the birth of Santa Claus
Santa died for your sins, the least you can do is purchase some meaningless material crap to give to people you'd rather avoid most of the year.
Ho ho ho!

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Maude best possumfu

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>>6113502
How is it that you're so very wrong.

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>>6114779
Sorry. I have a thing for girls that occasionally bathe. I'd party with Clem tho.

just stop guys
let it die

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>>6115691

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>>6115705

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>>6115719

>>6099499
No one in there right mind decides they want to be gay.

It's shit and I feel like crap from it everyday.

>>6106553
I was never big on drugs but about a week ago I got my hands on a good supply of prescription painkillers so I've been taking those like tic-tacs nonstop.

>>6116078
Those are opiats, man.
It will fuck you up :/

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>>6116270
It lets me get to sleep without crying so I'm enjoying iy.

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>>6116292
But, it will start to spiral further and further downwards. And in the long-run it will cost you much more than getting professional help.

>>6116401
Professional help cost money. I don't have much.

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>>6116421
understood, but painkillers will cost you more.
honestly, it seems like a difficult situation to be in.
I would say maybe sore sort of support group ?
Sometimes it's lack of energy and will to do anything, possibly caused by excessive weight, lack of sunlight, lack of social interaction, family problems.
What I'm saying is you have to think about the source of feeling like shit, and don't just treat symptoms. You will get better if you are doing more than just numbing the pain.

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>>6116421
And, I'm sorry but i have to get some sleep for tomorrow. I hope you will be alright and find it in yourself to help yourself.

>>6116560
>>6116618
Well I guess you're right but I don't really know where to start with all that. I'll finish off the pack I'm on and have a look around online or whatever.

Good night.

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>>6106430
Rad as fuck. I want a possum gymnasium in my house.

i bought a 6pack of alcopops and i think tomorrow is a day where i won't get called in for work

things are looking up

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>>6116020
There's nothing wrong with being gay and liking what you like.
Being ashamed of who you are, though, there is something wrong with that.
>>6119958
Happy hump day, mate. Put one back for us.

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>>6106553
booze
i did those shrooms today though, it was neat

>>6120436
schrums are pretty chill, mother nature sure knows best

>>6117990
Please, please, please stop before you switch to heroin.

>>6120203
Yeah but my family was really shit about it growing up. I'm not ashamed but sometimes I think my life would have turned out a lot better if I wasn't gay.

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>>6120767
Maybe, maybe not. If we could see all outcomes and possibilities then we'd be gods instead of cocksmoking faggots.
Families are funny like that, you have to love each other but you don't necessarily have to like each other.

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>>6120864
You're not wrong about family. I would do anything for them but spend time talking because they are the most infuriating people in the world.

They still think me being gay is just a plea for attention after 10 years.

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>>6120900
My dad's like that, he's so stuck in his ignorant ways that it's hard to hang out with him when we're sober, which fortunately we rarely are together. They don't understand our generation, we won't understand our kids' generation when we fuck up and create offspring and they start listening to shit music.
I'll miss the hell out of the old fucker when he's dead but right now I'm just dreading the holidays. At least I'm not bringing a boyfriend over for Thanksgiving this year. Wanna be my date?

>>6121049
I doubt we live near each other or I would. I might say I'm spending Christmas at a boyfriends house just to get out of seeing family though.

Last time I had someone over there my parents walked in on me and him going at it.

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>>6121113
Well, offer's on the table.

>Last time I had someone over there my parents walked in on me and him going at it.
KEK Goddammit, man. You let them catch you? My folks are fairly tolerant and I keep the PDA to a minimum but there's a big difference between "this is my boyfriend" and "oh hey spoilers: we also do each other up the butt".
They know but they don't wanna know.

Happy holidays, brother.

>>6121241
Yeah I could have made better choices while over there. We were drunk and stupid.

I don't live in America or trust me I would go to a dinner with anyone because it's better than being alone. Being alone is better than my family a lot of times though.

>>6120436
Hey shroomanon, didja find some friends or some shit to do it with

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>>6121268
I like being alone most of the time but I get a bit lonely too. I usually do the senpai for the holidays but I always ring in the new year alone, usually playing vidya or shitposting. I really dislike parties.
People are exhausting but we're social animals, plus I want to do some of them up the butt. I consider family more a draining social interaction than anything, it doesn't really fill that hole of companionship.

>>6121434
>senpai
*family
Fuck you, mook.

>>6121434
I get what you mean. I like small groups and hanging out 1 on 1 but I'm not good around large amounts of people which makes it hard to find guys. Family is more of an obligation but I don't hate every minute I spend with them, just most of them.

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>>6121452
It's always hard meeting new people to connect with. Fuck bars or clubs and I hate online dating apps and stuff, I deal with enough fake people as it is. My loose circle of closest-thing-I-got-to-actual-friends are really chill and we'll go camping and shit a few times a year but I never date within the circle. Why is dick so hard to come by?

>>6121594
I don't know about you but I've lived in farm towns my whole life. I want to move to a city soon but I have a piss easy job here.

I've only ever managed to get 1 guy who was doing more then experimenting and actually into sex. We had a falling out shortly after my mum walked in on us. It feels impossible sometimes.

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>>6121626
Nah, I'm a city lifer. I live in a college town nowadays but my folks are still in the suburbs. Lots of delicious boymeat running around but I'm not dating some early 20's party kid and most people my age are long since graduated and moved away.
It's not impossible but certainly difficult, I can't really comment on your situation or offer any advice but a change of scenery might do you good. I try to move every 3 years at least but I'm going on 4 here and I swear it's not going to be 5.
You gonna do that job for the rest of your life? Complacency can kill you faster than a bullet.

>>6121743
Yeah I've only had the job for 6 months but I've lived here a while. It's most likely about time to move but it's hard to give up something good even if there's better shit out there.

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>>6121783
Work's work, man. If you don't absolutely loathe your job, you're doing better than 90% of the people I know.
The dick will come in time, you won't be lonely forever.

>>6121834
Thanks my man. My job's not that great but everyone I work with is pretty sweet including the big bosses.

Worst case scenario I'll just find a man whore or something.

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>>6121856
You'll do just fine, man. Keep working hard and good luck and rad times will come your way. A decent job with cool folks is better than a great job working with assholes.

It's like 2AM here so I'm going to go jack off to something and pass out. Hit me up if you reconsider the Christmas dinner and cock offer and feel like flying to middle buttfucking America. See you around, mate.

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>>6121380
fuck it, storytime
I was at a friends house with 3 others when i ate them, we were sitting around and just listening to some metal or some shit while drinking beer and i started to come up, and let me say they came on fast and strong, and my one friend just started fucking creeping me out for some reason, i wound up bailing and heading home, to get there i have to walk up a railroad bridge type thing with a lot of rocks, i was tripping by this point and i slid on the rocks and almost fell, i caught myself but if i didnt i probably would have fallen over the edge onto all the rocks like maybe a 10 foot drop, sweated fucking bullets the whole walk home fro a mix of heat and paranoia, finally got back and went inbetween looking at funny videos and just sitting outside watching bees on flowers and playing with my dog for the rest of the trip, it was pretty good, i only tripped REALLY hard for like 15-20 minutes only and just like watched my backyard for most of it

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>>6121945
Rad.

>>6121945
>tripping while drinking
whew, you're brave
I can't handle them both at the same time, shrooms and alcohol destroy the whole experience for me and it always winds up being kind of sickly and spinny instead of daydreamey and chill.
Maybe it's just me.

>>6122113
i only had like 2 beers
they were pretty drunk when i got there though

just stop guys
let it die

can anyone hook me up with some sort of compilation of habits? dont really feel like digging through the autor's tumblr and i already saw the ones on vice

>>6122251
Yeah this

>>6122226
No

wow I sure feel bad today and yesterday
I'm just gonna give up and sleep all day haha

This is your purgatory;
Your soul is ushered into the next;
All things of your life stripped away;
That it might be free;
The weight you carry;
To which you cling;
Is not yours to have;
You are right here;
You need only open your eyes;
And accept that you are not.

dont you fucking die

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>>6111634
>so I don't have to talk with my family about school and work which have remained stagnant for the past 3 years.

4 years here. I feel your pain. Except "stagnant" in my case means "not having done them at all". My mom sent me a fucking mail about how she's worrying and shit. I just fucking hate it. I can't just fix myself overnight because my mother is worries. Just fucking stop worrying. I already have enough problems on my own without having to feel guilty about my mother feeling bad about it. I'm an adult. All your responsibility is absolved. So unless you have a time machine and actually be present for my childhood, let it go. Because that's where it all went wrong in a way you had something to do with, and you can't re-do it. And I sure as fuck don't like being saddled by your worries about 20 years too late. Just leave me the fuck alone.

I think it's especially Christmas where it's annoying. The entire world insisting that celebrating the holiday means watching shitty movies and the public services should be not or poorly accessible for a fucking month straight. People are always like "lol why did you plan this in december, you know it's a busy month". Excuse me, but ONE FUCKING DAY does not spell "busy" to me.

>>6124791
an opossum
duh

how do i stop being an edgy slut that's desperate for validation

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>>6124791
Humans colonizing Mars except they get there and set up camp and space trash cats are already there with little bubble space helmets waiting to knock over the astronaut's garbage bin and eat their trash.
Possums
IN SPACE

>>6125063
>>6124936
Hah, i like this idea
>>6125047
Remember life has no meaning, thus any drama or trying to seek validation is pointless, so live your own life and try to be happy on this little blue speck.

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>>6122251
>>6122328
I'm 95% sure this is all of the strips

https://mega.nz/#!4Q1i2RST!0BQpnVOXEjgsvMNTURvPyWJvcYdU3IBkvErE50qArVE

just stop guys
let it die

>>6119958
>alcopop
>>6119958
>>6119958
this is me i am in process of drinking the shitty lime and the smell of isopropyl flavored thingies

i'm quite a square that hasn't gone very far with alcohol so i'm testing my limits

feels like 4 is my sweet spot

chinese genes sure are fun ayyyy i am cost efficient for getting pissedf

cheers to not being korean or japanese therefore i can get ez drunk

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>>6127749
>Shitty Mega app crashing every time I try to download anything
Thanks anyway, I'll give it a proper look when my laptop stops being a piece of shit.

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>>6127749
I think you're just missing the Blobby Boys guest comic.

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>>6129176

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>>6129181

>>6127909
5 drinks oh man
i didn't stagger my drinks enough i hnthink i'm increaseing my BAC instead of maintianging

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>>6129176
>>6129181
>>6129186

>>6122251
also this
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/photo

>>6129227
okay i think i drank ott fast and ended up having to sleep it off a bit

>>6131701
am i hungover or drunk still i feel messy still

at least i finished off the6pack

>>6119958
>>6127909
>>6129227
>>6131701
>>6131728
>dude alcohol LMAO
god damn you belong in this trash hole

>>6095580
Haha a love you op

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>>6106013

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>>6095580
that's okay. I hate you too.

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>>6132152
Cute!

>was never able to fit in with the punk kids
>still wouldn't be able to
fuck. can I even be in this thread?

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>>6133907
Didn't you hear? Punk rock's been dead for decades.
All those cool punk rockers back in high school mostly work blue collar shit these days.

>>6134004
>work blue collar shit
I-I'm blue collar

>>6133907
The whole point is to be an edge lord asshole who doesn't fit in. Do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're happy.

>>6134004
>blue collar
There is also quite a few of us in IT

>>6131964
duh obviously

where do you think we are

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So what are we going to kill some brain cells with today, my marsupials?

>>6137583
I dunno, I was thinking of going head first off my third story apartment balcony.

>>6137644
You could not. Someone would have to clean that up.

>>6137644
I meant like smoke a joint or something, man.
Jesus.

>>6134004
Punk bands are still going about, primarily in local, underground venues. I've picked up at least 3 new Punk CDs this year.
It's not dead, it's just playing dead.

just stop guys
let it die

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Not on my watch, buddy!

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>>6137644

>>6137583
For the first time in ages, not weed.

But probably alcohol.

I'm actually going to an upscale restaurant tonight. I'm bucking the trend. I'm rebelling against the system of being a trash eating degenerate.

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>>6137583
Military grade explosives taped on my forehead
...if I didn't lose the blasting cap somehwere

I like clem

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>>6140039

>>6137583
Some weed or whatever

>>6137583
booze

>>6137583
Depression

>>6137583
my phone

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OOH WAH AH AH AH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsK3oaJ4-ks

>>6137583
see how long I can hold my breath

>>6142687
Nu-metal...... Come on now https://youtu.be/-3uvf0cn0jo

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>>6137583
Red Bull + vodka
And strong antidepressants with antipsychotics added to the mix

>>6143008
Nice. Vodka redbull is my jam

>>6142687
man why do you people here have such hatred-tier taste in music
i get it that you're trying to act depressed and shit but come on

>trying to act depressed
that is exactly what i want every day and its what i strive for

>>6143708
At this point I'm just trying to see how shit of a person I can be before I overdose.

>>6133907
Punk isn't dead but its going through a shitty hipster phase.

>>6142927
That shit is my jam right there. Definitely my favorite Candlemass song next to At the Gallows End.

Haha I hate myself

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>>6145820
it's a real fuckin drag.

let it die

>>6152538
Yet you keep bumping it.

>>6152570
Irony at its finest

my friend just got pregnant and they decided to tell me and I can't handle all this shit right now why the fuck am I like this

>>6153505
Is it your kid?

*plays dead*

>>6153562
wanna yiff?

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This shirt looks so sweet. I'd get it if I wasn't skint as fuck.

>>6153562
nope

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>>6137583
Gin and tonics and cigarettes for the immediate future
My dentist put a cover on my teeth and told me to avoid acidic things for the next 2 weeks, meaning I can't have any normal alcohol, but gin is ph neutral
I bought a fancy pack of nat Sherman cigs yesterday

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>>6156112
>I bought a fancy pack of nat Sherman cigs yesterday
Nice. I got this sweet cigar shop down the street from me, you're making me want to go get a stogie and get a bit faded tonight.

>>6156576
Man I use to live down the street from a smoke shop, now I have to drive downtown to find one

>>6106785
>>6107655
Just ask her out for coffee or something. If you think she's interested, and you're interested, nut up and start something.

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Haha you nerds
>be me
>had depression since 16
>didn't really understood, thought it was just how i was
>fast forward about 8 years
>in military, stressful as fuck
>actually contemplate suicide/attempt
>scared the living shit out of me, decided to self refer
>got into therapy
>first social worker was complete garbage and didn't help at all
>got some meds, helped at first but then didn't work as well over time
>got referred into an out-patient program
>full of people who have attempted suicide or are clinically diagnosed with MDD/BPD and the like
>thought it was complete garbage but got through it for a month
>got a "successfully discharged" from clinic
>went back, got another social worker that was actually a bit of a hard ass on me
>actually helped to get off my lazy ass and do something to change myself
>got different meds that actually help
>be 27 now, getting out of the military
>a bit scared/worried since it'll be my first time "on my own"
hopefully this shit won't give me a massive panic attack, haha, r-right guys?

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>tfw you've been doing productive things but the wrong productive things and it's starting to all fall down on you

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>>6157104
At least multiple psychiatrists didn't jew you out of around 500 yuropoor shekels and you weren't fed with shit that makes everything 10x times worse and then being told by your last psychiatrist that you're a lost cause

I mean yeah I am probably a lost cause if I attempted to kill myself at 14 already

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>>6157446
they tried jewing me out of $1200 actually, twice. (thankfully i disputed that shit asap).
fuck psychiatrists honestly, all they want is money, social workers actually care (well, some of them). if you see it doesn't work, try asking for someone else or get/ask for different medication. I was on a lot of different shit until we found meds that worked for me, everyone's different. you have no idea how many times i wanted to just give up, but kept going. just hang in there.

>>6095580
haha i hate myself

Keep truckin', bitches

>afraid of everything and constantly stressed
>too afraid to do actual work because of fear of judgement, mistakes, failure, etc
>get angry at these things and throw or break them
why am I such an autistic pussy, possum thread and how do I get help?

>>6160848
Re-fukin-lax. Get some weed, take up a hobby, learn an instrument, anything that tickles your fancy. You'll find yourself enjoying yourslf when you have less weight on your shoulders. Also, don't be afraid of fucking up. Making mistakes is part of being human, you can only get better when you try.
I hope this helps. Worry later, Just find your level for now; https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qi37ziNab_g

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>>6157104
>>6157446
>>6157524
I'm considering getting help from a medical professional, though I'm probably not psychiatrist's client yet, but what the fuck is a "social worker" in this case?

>>6160848
I'm like this, it's probably some sort of neurosis
I don't break things anymore though, mostly because once I break something in the heat of the moment, I get filled with so much regret so it would make me nauseous ("I broke/ruined/tore perfectly good X for absolutely no reason")
I think I've been stressed-out for far too long and now my body is stuck in the permanent "alert" mode.
It doesn't help that I have to make some pretty important decisions right now about getting a new job, moving and at the same time probably hurting my family ties.

Just try to relax, like other anon said. Also from time to time do some shit that you're afraid of (but not the crazy stuff) and when it'll turn out good, you'll build up some positive experience and will have less baseless fears, and with negative experience you'll level up your common sense. Just don't sever any limbs, otherwise stuff like negative judgement won't kill you.

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>>6162942
social workers tend to listen in more detail to your story and try to figure out what the underlying issue from your condition is. Afterwards they give you coping mechanisms that you try and implement into your daily life to see if it helps.

It's a pain in the ass at the start, but you'll slowly see where/what causes your mind to fritz out, and take control of the situation. I have social anxiety (depression and adjustment disorder as well, but we'll use anxiety as an example) and they taught me some breathing techniques that actually help, if you start doing it daily you'll notice you will start doing it automatically to ease the stress.

>>6163336
How does one go about finding a social worker? This sounds like it could help me.

>>6122063
Sup raford

Why'd you leave the oc discord

>>6163713
i'd honestly say just google your local area, i know in some areas they do free group meetings as well from time to time.

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>my leftover skeleton stopped animating
ANGERY

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>exam for uni is in few hours
>haven't studied for shit

>>6166909
I wouldn't worry about it

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>>6166937
tbqh I'm not worried about failing and not getting in. Hell I don't plan on studying this semester due to some bullshit on getting my high school diploma on time for the inscription. It's the fact that I'm turning 23 next year and I'm nearly 5 years behind my generation with no job/experience and the clock doesn't stop ticking.

>>6167116
Well at least you aren't a burnt out methhead like I was when I was 23.

>>6167116
Fuck your generation. Do whatever you want to do and don't worry about them.

>>6167139
shit man sorry. I hope you're better now in life man.

>>6167178
it fucks me up how people my age have a lot of tight shit going on with their lives. Not because they rub it in my face but because I used to have all these aspirations as well. And I know could've gotten as far as them.

>>6167258
>shit man sorry. I hope you're better now in life man.

I was happier back then. Now my life is still as shitty (in some ways even shittier) and I have to suffer through it sober and alone.

>>6167289
You've got possum threads. We're incredibly difficult to get rid of.

>>6167258
But who cares about other people thinking you've gone far? Just have fun and find some people who feel the same to spend time with and that's far enough. Find all the little easy things that make you happy and do that.

>>6167342

>But who cares about other people thinking you've gone far?

It's more of a subconscious thing. When people remind me of it I just tell them to fuck off and don't feel a thing. But there're moments where I remind myself and I start to feel depressed and shit.

>Just have fun and find some people who feel the same to spend time with and that's far enough.

I like being around my friends and they're not bad people. Some of them are still in school, others working in similar fields as mine (EE, CS, industrial) and I play bass in a band where I've played in several cities in my state (not from 'murrika tho), but even then I sometimes don't enjoy it. I mean I love playing live where all my fears go away and shits are not had, but once that's over, I go back to my shy, awkward self and ruins the experience for me.

>>6167722
Yeah I get where you're coming from but the reality is there's no solution for everyone. I'm not even close to fixing all my problems but I no longer spend the majority of my time thinking about them. All you can do is keep doing what you think feels right at the time and just try to get there day by day.

>>6167873
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>6167116
go work at bed bath and beyond or something
it smells nice there

>>6095580

ain't nothing like a good bump

>>6106553
acid for life. it helped me stop drinking and actually do something with myself, and now i've run out i'm starting to spiral back into my depressed, alcoholic self

>>6171462
when bad habits arise use more bad habits
do like
a lot of acid

>>6171912
i'd do it in a heartbeat but can't get it anywhere

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>>6167873

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>>6172651
Nigga!

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How do we get sixty fucking posters in threads this dead?

>>6171462
Amphetamines and opioids of all sorts

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Should I give up on trying to find a person to date on Tinder in such slavshit land as is Slovakia?

>>6174273
>slovakia
move poland
is gooder country

>>6174273
Just be glad you're not gay like many of us in these threads.

>>6155711
Don't really care what people think about me
Where do you buy that shirt, and how expensive is it?

I love these threads and I love reading all the shit you guys have to say you are the best

>>6175910
Also this. I want this so bad.

>>6177095
I think this is the place
http://hyena-agenda.com/collections/play-dead

>>6178223
why is everything so expensive

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>Have qt fuccboi as friend
>Says he's straight
>Spend over 2 months trying to convert him through borderline sexual harrassment through texts
>Let him think I'm just fucking with him
>I wish
>Leave him alone for a few days to let shit sink in
>Come back and ask if I converted him into the homosexuality yet
>He says that he's "Slightly more homosexuality than before"
>He says he's ok with that
>MFW

>>6180093
omg you lucky fuck

>>6180093
and now i know why most of them are fucked up in the head. nice job dumbass.

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>>6180093

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>want to vent to a friend
>theyve told me before they dont mind if i do
>anxiety and paranoia fucks me up and i never say anything
>ive never actually vented before so i dont know how to really do it in the first place
whatever

>>6183181
bitch and whine about all your problems

feel free to try it here, i'm all ears

nobody knows who you are here, scream your miseries into the void

>>6183181
Vent here. It really helps.

Don't reread what you type before posting either just spew it out.

>>6181759
KEK

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>>6181759
This is a call for me to dump all my Habits lewds.

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>>6183897

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>>6183912

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>>6183933

>>6183181
I'm in the same situation. I Skyped my friend, asked if I could come up to their house and be sad and they were 'Sure I'm great with emotional support' and I got happy. Went up there and literally just watched some movies and nothing else.

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>>6183955

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>>6183972

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>>6183992

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>>6183999

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>>6184008

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>>6184018
Not a full-on lewd, but who cares.

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>>6184034

>>6181759
Anyone have the version of this with Clem and Mary?

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>>6184080

>>6183933
this one was pretty funny

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Don't give up!

>>6106502
Sauce?

>>6184109
Good shit

dont die

Live

;3

Let it die guys

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>That helpless feeling when someone has the same issues as you, you attempt to help them but fail miserably

>that feel when you have a lying problem and youve just lied to your partner and he found out last night and it happened two times now
>i also REALLY hate myself for it and he doesnt wants me to hate myself
>which is kinda impossible
>cause im a shitty person
Im not sure he trusts me anymore lads
I also tried to make him feel guilty over going out without me and oh GOD i hate myself

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>>6188191
Why do you think you're a shitty person?

>>6188191
Well, you can always off yourself.

>>6188191
you always like
stop being a shitty person

>>6188191
Well if its any consultation you ARE a shitty person. And hating a fucking shitty cunt of a person is a pretty normal thing to do. So you are doing at least a thing right.

>>6188397
I May or may not have a problem with lying


>>6188415
Ill keep that in mind


>>6188429
Easier said than done laddie


>>6188538
I never had any doubts about it, thanks.

>>6188774
>I May or may not have a problem with lying
Did anyone get hurt?

>>6188860
Literally? No

In a very gay and feelsy way? Yes

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>>6188774
>i have a problem with lying
no, you have a problem with commitment and being responsible for your actions. fuck you.

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>>6188191
>>6188774
Just be glad someone actually cares about you and wants to be with you. Not all of us are that lucky.

>>6188974
Well, if you just have a problem then it doesn't make you a bad person, everyone has problems.
And everyone constantly lies too, when it's convenient and they can get away with it, or when they're so insecure about the truth so they can't tell it.
But as long as you're not creating any real problems with your lies, it's not much of a big deal, especially if you admit that you have a problem.
Just be open with your partner, explain them the situation and ask them directly if they think you're a bad person.

I'd still punch you in your fucking teeth though, for whining about having a caring partner.

>>6189089
I know, right? It physically hurts to read stuff like this.

>>6189068
Fuck off you dont know anything about me or my lies


>>6189150
Yeah i guess having a direct dialog really is the best move here
>>6189089
I guess im shitty and priviliged huh

>>6095580
haha me too

trying to fix myself tho, wonder how long I can last before hating myself even more

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Feeling kinda nostalgic for somehow. What are my fellow Trashcats listening to tonight?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSH4bMEpqM

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>>6190045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ2dUat_yH8

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>>6190045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjqfOKiGWE
Call me a retarded memelord but there's nothing else that you should listen to while playing with Russian only groups and being the only non-russian one

>>6190164
Did you micspam it? That would've been hilarious.

>>6190382
Sadly you can't micspam in WoW unless you're on Discord or TS3/Mumble and nobody was

>>6186223
Possum threads don't die, they just play dead.

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>>6190742
Amen

>>6190045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqPx5mUj0g

>>6190045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXlwrJ7z1kk

>>6190045
https://youtu.be/S0LQpt653WA?t=21m37s

Sometimes I get morbid thoughts, like when I stand on the train platform, I'm slightly afraid that someone will push me under the coming train just for fun

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>>6190045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kqw-4XgUxg

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>>6190045
https://youtu.be/7upip4LcCYI
Gets the blood pumping if you know what I mean

>>6191357
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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For some reason, multiple internet friends think I'm a female even when I never stated that I am one in the first place
I've been rolling with it the whole time, but I know that at some point it will come back crawling after me and bite me in the ass

The fuck do I do?

>>6193364
become a girl for real before anyone finds out youre a boy

>>6193423
Never go tranny.

>>6193423
I don't think I can go from "Mix of new-age hipster and a trashy Python developer" to a girl

>>6193539
>new-age hipster
>Python developer

But anon, you've always been a girl
:^)

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>>6193364
Be honest with your friends.

>>6188538
Well that's just flat-out rude.

new thread never

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>>6194741
Opossums are hardy. The thread will live on.

>>6195016
DELETE THIS