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HG thread: Well, uh, that's a really scary way to go!

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HG thread: Well, uh, that's a really scary way to go!
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>>6054439
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>>6054367
Were it moi, I would be out hunting for the scoundrel who ran off with my things!

>>6054387
>It doesn't last longer than a second.
Non, non, non, non, non. You are mistaken.
From your taste and aroma I compare you to a delicious fudgesicle, slowly melting on a warm summer's day.

>>6054430
Non, non! You smell old, but not in the usual way. Like a fine wine, aged beautifully over the years. I evaluate... that you are much older than you appear!

>>6054439
Bonjour!
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>>6054439
>kicks the machine
Dammit! How does anybody ever win at this defective piece of junk?

>>6054431
It shan't, and that's the end of it! Now settle down and enjoy the park like a semi-normal person.
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>>6054439
Wiggins please no touch
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>>6054404 (Bardock)
If it's any consolation, I don't much see the appeal either, sir.
>>6054410 (Yurei)
Even if that person could be very much not "lawful" in their own interests and deeds?
>>6054387 (Ramlethal)
Why wouldn't I be? I still have need to train, after all.
...What might that be?
>>6054439
But I can fly...!
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>>6054458
>zut
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>>6054292
H-huh..? But.. Why?..
>>6054313
Hey, turn back into young Ocelot!
>>6054328
Haha, a robot dying doesn't make since, I could be fixed.
>>6054342
I'm not really disheartened, I'm just thinking about this.
>>6054387
And this may sound cheesy but I don't really notice flaws, I could have said your blood thirst but that seems to have died down.
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>>6054439
Pathetic, act like a real man.
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>>6054458
Not only a snob but a weirdo too...
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>>6054472
Hey, shut up!
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>>6054428
Hm, I have decided that I do not care for those rides. It may serve a purpose but not one I am interested in.
>>6054439
Do I look pleasant?
>>6054458
Your statement. It sounds like it has a meaning to it. You are saying I am warming up?
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>>6054459
NAY! It shalt make for quite the gift! Mine prince wouldst be MOST IMPRESSED at a gift from the outside world!
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>>6054466
Yes. That being would count as Chaos-Light.
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>>6054472
Alright. What are you thinking over?
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You guys really don't like this haunted house, huh?
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>>6054333
That's just for our safety. Remember that one judge that tried to oppose us? Gone! Remember what'll happen to the feds if they oppose us? Gone! We'll just fund some more into ISIS down at Mosul if we have to! The only one that we can't get rid off yet is Assange, but that won't take long.
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>>6054439
Even I had forgotten my own age once upon a trek through the Gobi desert. What is your method, I must know!
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>>6054458
Are you implying I'm not. miss!?
>>6054501
I don't follow your meaning of "light", either, sir.
And I would still be "law", even if I served one who wasn't?
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>>6054458
Yes! And now im tired! Bye!

>>6054472
>falls asleep on you
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>>6054506
I think I caught a cold, can you check it?
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>>6054466
It is just me talking. I have not seen you for some time after all. If they saw you as a victim, maybe I can look like one as well.
>>6054472
It has been culled some but it is still present. I suppose that just leaves one more person.
>>6054506
*she hugs the one shaped like a dog*
So cute...
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>>6054492
Oui! That is exactly what I meant!

>>6054506
M-Mon Dieu! Such unholy horrors, like a souffle deflated!

>>6054516
Pardonne-moi, but it doesn't appear you are doing anything of the sort.
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>>6054447
I'm working on it... I mean, sh-shut up!
>>6054450
Yeah, I don't think there's anything you can offer me here...
>>6054506
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>>6054492
Well, you're not fat, and you're not a simple-minded child. I also assume you don't have any children, so yeah, that wouldn't interest you.

>>6054496
Can't you do better than an overpriced stuffed toy that was made in a third-world country for pennies and is probably radioactive and filled with razor blades?
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>Anybody have the base for the ava chart?
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H-Hey! That's naughty!
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>>6054534
I'll write you a check for 1 gorillion dollars if you let me smooch you. Just on the cheek.
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>>6054534
Good, I will let her know!
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>>6054488
Stop yelling at me and get younger!
>>6054504
Well this relationship stuff isn't really top priority on my mind, I'm thinking about my older 'sister', I haven't seen her in a long time.
>>6054522
No! Sleep elsewhere!
>>6054528
Too bad that one person is almost always faceless..
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>>6054530
>She swipes her scythe through the air, the action making a heavy, audible wooshing noise
Those angels were here last! If there's anywhere they'll pop up again, it'll be here. Miss.
>She rests it against her shoulder again.
>>6054528
I don't think they actually perceive anyone other than themselves as non-"victims", miss. I've not heard of a single person that actually agreed with them.
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>>6054546
It wasn't just a cold...
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>>6054546
Non! It is not how it appears, host! Do not let your mind wander to perverted places because the bushes rustle with him and I inside it!
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>>6054534
>Steals shoe and runs away
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>>6054562
I can't get younger, are you stupid?!
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>>6054537
Radioactive? Razor blades? Eh? Anything shalt do nicely!
>>6054546
The fires...so...beautiful....
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>>6054459
Even a miniature fair can afford such a revolutionary device for convenient travel! Alas, I forget myself,
>He removes his hat, greeting you with a small bow before replacing it
How have you faired in the past months Lady Raven? Any new additions to your library?

>>6054546
I am forced to protest the use of that wooden monstrosity.
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>>6054546
We ride the next taxi out of this shit hole.
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>>6054516
Yes. Because you are Neutral-Light, you can follow someone from either alignment with out a problem... or some minor problems.

Anymore questions? Because I am really tired of being a talking textbook right now.
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>>6054556
W-Wait!
>>6054566
Why is all of this happening at once!?
>>6054551
NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
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>>6054570
That's a lie! You've done it before!
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Well that chairlift is, uh, scary.
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>>6054585
Hm? What for?
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>>6054546
I feel emptier than usual.
>>6054540
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>6054530
It is somewhat impressive that you were able to gauge that despite this being our only conversation. Who are you?
>>6054537
Point taken. I much prefer something else to them as well. That could be a factor in it.
>>6054562
I guess two people then. Urotsuki and the lumberjack. Have not seen them in some time.
>>6054563
But with my threatening appearance, they would no doubt try to ignore me. If I could make myself look more vulnerable...
Elly. Give me some advice on that.
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>>6054593

"Hopefully I live long enough to see the pictures!"
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>>6054592
Impossible.
>>6054593
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>>6054563
How can you be so certain, mademoiselle?
There is always the chance that their previous visit will be their last, oui? I am certain if you lure them out somehow they will come.
Those are the words of a skilled connaisseuse! You can trust them!

>>6054593
>

>>6054608
I'm Burgundy, and as you can tell I am a skilled connaisseuse.
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>>6054602
I'll take care of it myself, okay? It's better that way, right?
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>>6054593
No matter. I can just float out of-
*her expression changes from a neutral one to one of slight fear as she realizes she can't float*
Huh? Why?
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>>6054593
I remain steadfast in my previously stated preference. That godforsaken cart ride has resulted in far too much nausea in my brief stay here.
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>>6054546
Fine! I never wanted to come to this stupid park, anyway!

>>6054565
That's what we call a ménage à deux. Take it somewhere else, there are children around.

>>6054574
Lemme guess...don't know about radioactivity or razor blades?

>>6054577
Actually, Sir Livingston, I've been going through a book on Celtic mysticism. Pretty interesting, at least for me. And how have you been across your travels?

>>6054608
You don't strike me as the amusement park type. I'm not either, so I can tell.
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>>6054562
Miku right?
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>>6054629
nahh, I gotta fulfill a promise. See you
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>>6054562
>too comfy to move
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Whoa, man, that's...that's a lotta death.
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>>6054657
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW HIM COOL TRICKS
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>>6054645
That is so messed up! Wait, what promise!? Is Yagyuu-chan actually interested in me that way?
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>>6054580
...I suppose not. It all simply seems rather silly to me.
>>6054608
They ignored my scythe, you reali-Me!? I really wouldn't know at all, miss! Why would you think I would?
>>6054626
I don't know at all how they do. But frankly, I know nothing of them, so my best bet is to wait here, is it not? I believe the term goes to something about returning to the scene of the crime.
And you should stop backing everything you say up with that statement, miss. It makes it lose it's effectiveness.
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>>6054665
W-what if she was? Just in theory, you know.
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>>6054642
Anon, either that or they merely use different terms from what I arest familiar with.
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>>6054642
You too are gravely mistaken, like grabbing a biscuit you thought was filled with chocolate chips to discover they are raisins!

>>6054657
ZUT!
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>Oh my fucking God.
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>>6054668
It may seem silly to you now. But trust me, it'll help your ass in the long run.

Anyways, it seems like it's getting late... but I think it'll be interesting to let out a little story at this time.
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>>6054675
But you promised her to find out, right? Why else would she ask you?! Don't think this makes me happy, okay!? JERK!
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>>6054642
Celtic! Before I bore you to tears with my own recent past, I must ask, would you be able to provide me with a copy? The Emerald Isle has always proved troublesome for a Londoner to investigate.

>>6054657
I was under the impression ride implied a certain enjoyability. Not even the most degenerate of masochists could derive an emotion bearing any semblance to fun from this infernal, neverending nightmare!
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>>6054699
YES, BURN, BURN!
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>>6054677
Put simply, radioactivity is invisible and can kill you from the inside out. Razor blades are small and sharp and cut things. Got it?

>>6054682
I look at the cookie to make sure there aren't any raisins. But, I'll humor you. What were you two doing behind that bush that wasn't what everybody thinks it was?
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>>6054657
Finally being a man I see, human.
>>6054699
This planet's sun blows.
>>6054713
Two different things kid.
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>>6054699
Just a heatstroke? no real fire?
A pity.
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>>6054699
I won?
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Congrats, Soviet!
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>>6054608
I saw Urotsuki a week or something ago..
>>6054616
Haha, next time you do it I'll point it out!
>>6054644
No no, my older sister is Meiko, she's the oldest in our family.
>>6054649
... Goodnight then, but don't whine when i leave.
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>>6054668
It is the truth!

>>6054716
I was preforming an evaluation!

>>6054727
Merci for hosting.
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>>6054727
Congratulations.

Thanks for hosting.
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>>6054626
Of creatures. How odd. I would give you my name but you may already know it. Do you?
>>6054642
Hmm. I suppose when dislike most of everything to it, I would be classified as that type of creature. However I am able to find enjoyment in one of the things locations such as these provide.
>>6054668
In the time we have gotten to know each other, you have been attacked for various reasons. I have only been harassed because they wished to mate with me. Maybe you could prov- I realize this may sound insensitive.
>>6054727
Him? Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
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>>6054727
Master Asgore, you have earned my gratitude, and the Slav has earned my respect. Well done, the both of you!
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>>6054727
Congrats and thanks for hosting
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And here's the rest of you all!
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>>6054727
Congrats and thanks for hosting...
>>6054631
>pets
You'll do better next time...
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>>6054727
Cool. Thanks for everything.
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>>6054728
Of course. I always miss her.
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>>6054711
It's a fairly old copy, but I'll see what I can do. I imagine there's another one floating around somewhere. There usually is.

>>6054727
Adequately done, player and host.

>>6054731
>pic related
I'll bet you were.

>>6054737
That thing being...?
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>>6054740
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>6054740
Thanks for hosting and thanks Mokou for the spot
Congrats Soviet and good night everyone!
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>>6054719
I arest far older than thou! And canst it not be caused by fire?
>>6054716
Eh? And? We arest immortal!
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>>6054731
>>6054735
>>6054737
>>6054738
>>6054739
>>6054743
>>6054747
>>6054753
>>6054754
>>6054755
No problem! Hostin' is my name, and, uh...

Wait, no, Gorey's my name and hostin's my game! Yeah!
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>>6054727

"Congrats, Soviet!"

>>6054740

"Thanks for hosting!"
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>>6054727
>COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES
THANKS FOR HOSTINGS
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>>6054740
Good job.
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>>6054727
Congratulations Soviet!
Thank you very much for hosting mini Asgore!
>>6054749
Well you do leave like two or three hours before she normally shows up.. Sorry.
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>>6054759
Immortal? I'm sure that's a hoot. How do you spend your endless days?
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>>6054709
T-that's absurd! Of course not!
>rubs her shoulders
shhh, calm dooown...
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Soooo... who wants to hear my summer vacation when I was a teenager? Well, my experience in Akihabara with a friend?
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>>6054759
Kids and their stories. And it probably does, but there is no joy in doing someone in with the heat alone.
>>6054740
Good job hosting kid.
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>>6054799
Sure. Copy paste your wiki entry here.
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>>6054799
Sure. Lay it on me.
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>>6054805
kek
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>>6054753
I'll have to prepare an appropriate gift as a token of my gratitude. Amusingly enough, my ongoing studies here may have yielded an artifact of great interest to you! Would you like to see it?
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>>6054737
Non. That isn't something so easily deciphered.

>>6054753
Hmpf. You know what they say about those who assume, oui?
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Announcement.

I'm going to be starting a monthly HG Newsletter and am recruiting people who are able to write articles for whatever they feel comfortable covering.
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>>6054743
Do not worry about me. I plan to.
>>6054753
I am quite fond of the taller, faster roller coasters.
>>6054755
Farewell.
>>6054779
Is it always the same time? I need to know.
>>6054799
Akihabara. That is a city in Japan, correct?
>>6054827
Understood. My name is Ramlethal Valentine. Former tool seeking a purpose.
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>>6054799
Sure why not?
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>>6054708
I fail to see how. But if that means you'll be leaving, by all means, don't let me keep you, sir.
>>6054727
Congratulations, sir, and thank you for having us, miss.
>>6054731
It still sounds arrogant, miss.
>>6054737
I...suppose it may be that I dress and look far different from you, miss.
None taken.
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>>6054773
Keep up the victories and maybe Setsuna will love you again.
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>>6054835
>pops out of a garbage can
so you're saying this place is getting a newspaper club or something like that?
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>>6054835
I can't wait for CNN tier bias
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>>6054850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7tBNVGBP2c
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>>6054854
Yes, that's what I'm thinking about. It's a fun litlte thing I wanted to try and with anyone who wants to help produce a funny-book for HG.
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>>6054805
>But I don't have a wiki entry, this is just a dumb story. Also kek.
>>6054806
>>6054843
Okay, where do I begin. So, me and my friend... uh.... let's just call him Yuji for the sake of his rep, or lack there of.

Anyways, he took me to Akihabara to experience a maid cafe... And I have to tell you, it was absolutely awful. Like, holy crap did I wanted to die in that place. And it didn't help that Yuji was like a Hardcore anime guy, and was a complete masochist.

Since, that maid cafe wasn't your average maid cafe... It was a tsundere maid cafe.
>>6054838
Yeah, all the foreigners who watch anime or Otakus go there.
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>>6054835
This has got to be the most autistic thing I've ever heard.
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>>6054850
You need to redo her support to S-rank again
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>>6054854
>slams garbage lid

Damn coons are getting bigger and bigger
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Aur revoir. Evaluation time is now over!
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>>6054835
Can I put up a Missing picture for Cody? Hes been missing for a long time ever since the city betrayed him.If you see him, contact 424-332-101.
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>>6054802
I arest some fifteen hundred years old!
And of course! Fire arest a wondrous, entrancing thing!
>>6054785
Hmh. Primarily it arest focused upon naught much else but the meditation and contemplation of our ways.
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>>6054850
Getting burned up like Afghanistan again...
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>>6054822
I don't see why not. Of people that might have interesting items, yours might have the greatest potential.

>>6054827
>>6054891
Oui, madame. They eventually get proven right. I think that's how it goes. Of course, all you have to do is tell the truth and no assumptions will be made. See you around.

>>6054838
Even when you vomit all over the place?
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>>6054835
>An excuse to write up some really autistic crap about some people I barely know?
>DON'T MIND IF I DO!
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>>6054838
She doesn't show up too often, but I normally leave before she comes around as well, you should probably ask Rika, she normally always catches her.
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>>6054871
Some experience in that. I can be the image finder. Maybe write a few my own.
>>6054881
>the can then tips and out pops out is a girl
Yeah, what are you feeding those guys? Eh, not to worry. I took care of them.
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>>6054891
You didn't even do that.... Farewell, strange miss.
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>>6054893
I'll help you with the image, senpai.
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>>6054877
Heard of those. Would be a nice place for a friend of mine, and a tsundere maid cafe? How much did they talk back to you?
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>>6054835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjeA0q863vU
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Good evening everyone. I made something new, anyone want to try it out?
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Adachi NOT on suicide watch.
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>>6054878
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>>6054859
Check's in the mail. Good work.
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>>6054894
Farfetched, but I have heard worse stories I guess. And you know what else is nice looking? A barren planet after an invasion.
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>>6054934
Hello, miss.
What might that be, then?
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>>6054893
We'll also be featuring some ads, sometimes serious, sometimes for parody. Thinking about having anpage for serious topics and another page for just satire and mindless gossip.

>>6054924
You can be co-editor if you want. I'm just doing this for fun. I wonder what it would be like to make a community paper. I'll be wrting columns about hosting and other people can submit their articles about drama, shitposting, avatar of the month articles, lists, all that good stuff with an official stamp of a paper on it. Of course it all won't be shits and giggles, like I've said, there will be some serious topics as well.

>>6054908
Sure, why not.
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>>6054794
>goes to sleep
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>>6054934
Something new?.
what is it?
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>>6054934
What is it?
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>>6054954
'Tis not a story at all!
...Eh? Planets?
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>>6054960
Can I post autistic submissions or drawings for your silly page?
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>>6054848
I am not offended. Hmm. Maybe if I wore my other outfit they would try to mess with me. What do you think?
>>6054877
I see.
*it was clear that she could not*
Proceed with this story.
>>6054891
Goodbye for now.
>>6054904
That only happened once. And one bad experience is not enough to change my judgement.
>>6054916
Of course. I will just ask the woman that is not present at the moment.
>>6054934
Welcome. Is it another sentient tank?
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>>6054960
Can we have an "Avafag of the Week" section? A "funnies" page with HG related comics?
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>>6054859
Judging it before even seeing what it is would be an even more blatant form of bias.
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>>6054835
Why/how the fug do you always come up with the most random shit?
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>>6054934
Sure, what is it?
>>6054960
>I'd happy write to some really stupid shit, ranging from dumb adds for games to maybe having someone send letters to one of avatars. Where do I begin?
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>>6054986
I dunno. Coating people in vomit is a pretty bad experience.
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>>6054960
Sounds cool. May get me to stop being lazy one of these days. I'll get back to you when I come back here.
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>>6055014
Not as bad as the people being coated.
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>>6054993
Anybody who's known Hoshi for more than a month will know it's going be incredibly biased.
It's more common sense than anything.
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>>6054958
Hey, they're a pair of legs for the diesel powered armor suit I'm working on. I brought an engine with me so you guys could see what's it's like to use them even though the rest of it isn't finished.
>>6054974
Power legs, Like I was just telling Ms. Elly.
>>6054976
Power legs, Soviet.
>>6054986
No, I'm not trying that again..for a while. By the way, you're looking different, did something happen?
>>6055004
Power legs sir.
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>>6054979
Story or not even you have to know how stupid it sounds. And yes, planets previously full of life.
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>>6054986
It's certainly possible, but...it's possible they simply don't care how one looks, either.
>>6055027
Legs, miss...? I believe mine are perfectly usable as they are.
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>>6055027
Oh....
That's not as cool as what I was thinking.
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>>6055020
Maybe they're into that sort of thing. I'd be embarrassed if I did that to somebody.
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>>6054980
>>6054991
Also recruiting someone who is willing to draw short comics and art if they want.

>>6055001
Muh brain.

>>6055004
Anonymous letters from avatars to their true love would be a kek for the ages.

>>6055018
Sure, I'll send you my Discord then.

Brb lunch
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>>6054934
Another enterprising young lady in our midst! Good evening to you as well.
>He offers a bow in greeting, removing his hat only to replace it after the gesture
Sir Daniel Livingstone, at your service! Whatever this item may be, I'm quite certain it will capture my interest.

>>6054904
Very well, to the observation layer! Do take care to avoid traveling within the area bordered by sandbags, wouldn't want you to be adversely affected.
>Without an explanation, he strides toward a mass of scaffolding bordering a canopy within the center of his ever growing encampment. On the other side, a large area has been walled off with sandbags, as though to prevent anyone from entering, even by accident. Within it is the main entrance to the incredibly large tent.
>After a brief climb, he reaches the top of the structure, expectantly awaiting your arrival
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>>6055021
Anyone who knows his haters for a day know they take him way too seriously. Calm down.
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>>6055033
Hoho! Then thou knowest little of the power of faith or magic!
...But I canst not say I dost understand thine meaning.
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>>6055048
Why can't you just die?
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How we got to the maid cafe was also weird as hell, in Akihabara there was a crap ton of tall buildings. But, there was two buildings that I remember, that made an alleyway which could only fit like... I don't know... maybe like 1 person. So, it was a tight squeeze. At this point I was getting consider telling Yuji

"Hey... Yuji... where the hell are we going?" And then he just brush me off and says, "We're heading to a place that was leagues better than the average maid cafe."

Being the dumb teenager I was, I just followed him... and then it happened.
>>6054928
Ooooooooh boy... Don't give me started on the tsunderes. Because I already hated tsunderes... but being in a maid cafe with tsunderes in there. I just wanted to throw something out the window.

So, okay. Me and Yuji opens the door to the cafe and we're greeted with "What are we doing here?" With this girl looking like her boyfriend dumped her like 10 seconds ago. I mean jeez... that girl looked pissed off. Yet, she was wearing a maid uniform.
>>6054986
Can do.
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>>6055001
severe autism
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>>6055048
Doesn't have to be limited to just one person, but I'd be willing to make lil comics n stuff
I think we should do 4 avas a month for each month's week, since we'd only get 12 avatars in a year with the once a month month thing.
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>>6055027
Let me try them. Increase the slav squat by блять fold
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>>6054986
H-hey... You're more likely see her before Urotsuki..
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>>6055075
Sure sure, whatever you wish. You have complete freedom.
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>>6055060
>Haters
kek, look man I'm not saying he shouldn't do it. I'm saying, chances are, it's going to be biased, in a pretty calm way all things considered. I'm not calling him names or telling him to kill himself, just making an assumption given the fact.
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>tfw want to participate in the newsletter but have no related talents
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>>6055061
Can't say I do. And what is there to get, kid? MY job has me go to planets, evict the residents forcefully and sell it.
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>>6055071
Strange kid. I am sure he will have fantasies about the tsun maids. And why did you keep following him?
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>>6055048
That's would be okay, I'd be willing to draw short stuff if I have enough time.
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>>6055048
>Hey, anything I can do when I don't feel like hosting. Are you gonna have a specific date set up for when people should start putting their submissions or what?
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>>6055014
I would imagine it would be more unpleasant for the victims. Not that I care of course.
>>6055027
My sister may be playing with my appearance. A woman has to look exotic, she states. Legs. Mine are already the strongest part of my body.
>>6055034
Ugh. So what I have gotten from this night is that they appear when they want to. That could present a problem.
>>6055078
For some reason, I am not expecting that until tomorrow.
>>6055071
These establishments. How true are they to their name?
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>>6055034
It's not for helping people walk, though it can do that too. It's for kicking butt!
>>6055041
What were you thinking of?
>>6055050
Diesel powered leg armor for kicking butt, does that interest you?
>>6055076
Alright, you can try them first. Hold still, they're kinda complicated to put on.
>She puts the armor together over your legs and feet and then goes to turn the portable engine on.
Alright, take it slow or you might hurt yourself, or someone else.
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>>6055092
Alright. How do I give you stuff to put into the newsletter?
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>>6055118
A mech perhaps?
Something that doesn't sound so boring.
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>>6055111
I must see that the staff is out together before actual work begins. It's coming soon.
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>>6055096
I would be more worried about it looking embarrassing than biased. Hell, I don't even know what an HG newspaper would look like, but if nothing ever picks up it'll be nothing more than a blank piece of paper.
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>>6055050
>looks around at the encampment while climbing up
You've been a busy little bee, haven't you?

>>6055115
You don't care about causing such distress to others? Remind me to not sit next to you on a rollercoaster. Or an airplane. Or a boat.
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>>6055092
Add some voting component if you can
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>>6055115
Sorry.. I thought we already knew I'm bad at this.
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>>6055135
Submit it to me? By means I have yet to decide.
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>>6055147
Now come on, how could a newsletter about a niche 4chan RP community based on an RNG simulator and cute anime girls possibly be embarrassing?
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>>6055100
How couldst thou possible travel across plan-AH! Of course, thou arest not human, thine tail...! What a fool I am today!
>She laughs loudly
But I dost not see the appeal of such a job....
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>>6055115
You weren't exactly who I had in mind when I made them, so they might not be as great as your normal legs, or at least not help you much. But if you like, I can try to make something more suited to you.
>>6055143
It's one piece of a larger suit of armor, and building a mech is somewhat easier than building something like this. It's easier to fuel bigger things.
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>>6055088
Whoever's running Team Shadow or Team Garnet needs to get over here.
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Greetings denizens of /trashg/ [Todo: Find a proper name]. Jude here with Shitposting Stock.

As you can see, the value of anonposts are still high, but their credibility is at an all time low, meanwhile impostoring has doubled its price with no decline on the horizon.

Keep your shitposts close, and see you tomorrow with another episode of "Shitpost Stock"
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>want to buy a game for myself
>see someone has it on a wishlist
>don't have enough money for both
Shit.
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>>6055200
The same way all the RP is embarrassing :^)
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>>6055145
>Well, whenever you have the idea on how to start this, I'll be ready.
>>6055225
I guess that makes sense.
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>>6055118
>paints the sacred and hole three Adidas stripes on the legs to prepare test
Alright
>he slowly walks like robot to be careful with the prototype
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>>6055118
But I can do that just the same as well, miss....
>>6055115
Unfortunately so, miss. Angels and the like...always ruled by nothing more than their whimsy.
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hey, if any of y'all signed up for the /b/ crew's Teambattle last week, the first semifinal team entries are underway. just a reminder. the list of teams in the first semi are in the OP. if you don't see yours' there from registration last week, you're in the second semi immediately afterwards.

>>6055088

cheers!
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>>6055234
Jude-Kun : Is the stock for Super Hunger Integrated Technology going up or down this week?
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>>6055234
It would be perfect if Jude update us on his shitposting escapades.
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>>6055248
>pets
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Though most of it greatly entices me, I am forced to ask exactly what you mean by Diesel powered? I've heard of a Rudolph Diesel who looks to replace steam power one day, but not of any promising innovations as of yet.

>>6055150
Yes, quite! This artifact appears to have a sort of passive effect on those within the walled off area, where my quarters once were. However, no ulterior influence appears to be present, though I remain eternally suspicious.
>He opens a makeshift flap near the top of the tent, holding it open for you
Ladies first!
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>>6055245
That said, mechs are a lot more expensive than a single suit of powered armor, so I should probably stop making them on a whim.
>>6055246
Looking good. Now give something a good kick and see how it feels.
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>>6055248
Can single players sign up aswell?
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>>6055278
>>6055118
Blasted telegram lines STOP
Hope this one reaches you STOP
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Hey guys, Shadow and garnet are here?

TB X, is starting they need to post their tributes >>6055088
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>>6055284
Any kick?
>saying it with a smug grin on his face
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>>6055284
Well good luck with building those.... legs...
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>>6055208
>He shrugs
It's a living... Plus us saiyans do live for the battle and all. Nothing quite like crushing your enemy underneath you.
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>>6055263
Ohoho, I almost forgot about the most important SHIT. According to several rumors from Anons, several unknown traces of Games appeared, manipulating the fragile ecosystem of the games. These anomalies are the results of the Super Hunger Integrated Technologies, that allow several people to create fake arena battles. Keep your eyes open, and tread carefully, since we have no idea whether the Central Regular Arena Protocoll will allow it to exist.
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>>6055278
Usually helps to be suspicious until you know exactly what things do...
>enters
Thanks. Now, what have we here...
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someone post discord
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>>6055315
Combat arest most certainly enjoyable, but there arest more things to life than it! 'Twould seem an overabundance of it would grow boring, as well.
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>Tfw there's a team games going on and you didn't register because you were asleep
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>It was at this point that Yurei began to massage his forehead.

God... this crap is really hard to bring up. Alright, next thing this girl does, is that she points to like one section in the room, and told us to "Sit your asses down there." With the same sour tone she greeted us with.

As we walking down to sit in ours seats, I counted like... maybe 4 maids in there, all of them looking pissed the hell off. And the sad thing is, only one of them looked cute. The rest all look mediocre and ugly to me. And besides the maids, there were like... maybe 4 middle aged people, all of which were male.
>>6055106
Because I was dumb teenager, and I wanted to experience a maid cafe.

And speaking about the maids. The way they served the glass of water, menu, and little moist towel... was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!! The reason why, is because literally, they spill the friggin water on my shirt when it landed on the table! I then proceeded to tell them politely "Umm... could you please clean up the mess on the table?"

And they told me to do it myself, and quit whining about it! After also telling me "Hurry up and order already, you bastards" And my friend Yuji... he looked like he was in heaven.
>>6055115
Very true. Basically, maids that serve you drinks and other stuff in a building. But, god. Does it make me cringe my heart out.
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>>6055316
Jude, stahp. You're handing out free information.
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>>6055292
only if A. There's an already pre-determined Wildcard team slot because the number of teams was uneven, or B. a team no-shows, thus they're replaced by a Wildcard team. looks like everyone's present for the first semi, so no Wildcards right now, sorry.
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>>6055350
Registering was last week though
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Tricky!
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>>6055351
This is why I don't really want to go there with some people. Might make people mad if I have habit of doing things myself
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>>6055366
That don't exactly disprove my statement.
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>>6055377
ANON!
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I don't think you guys understand just how good a movie Our idiot Brother is.

Almost as good as sitting here observing Hoshi in his natural habitat.
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>>6055278
Well, it depends on what kind of steam based power you're talking about. As of the current time where I come from, diesel is fairly good for most tasks and highly refined diesel fuel is used as fuel in very powerful engines used in military aircraft and even some warships, but using the steam such as produced in a nuclear reactor is still a pretty great source of power for large things, mostly because of how infrequently refueling is needed for nuclear reactors. I suspect you don't know what I'm going on about, but I assure you it's great.
>>6055308
Don't try to lift your leg above your head, but other than that, sure..Don't kick me either.
>>6055313
Thanks.
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>>6055350
Sleep is for the weak.
>>6055348
Only when your opponents aren't worth the time. But there are other ways to pass the time, like drinking.
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>>6055386
What game do you really really want?
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>>6055316
But what about the hidden upcoming threat that was been dormant for years? Calculated Advanced Neurotechnological Creative Enterprises Revolution?
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>>6055400
HMM? WHY DO YOU ASK, FRIEND?
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>>6055418
Reasons.
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>>6055150
Call me cold or something similar but I find it hard to care about other people a lot of the times. Besides, it only happened once.
>>6055192
May we change the subject to something else?
>>6055225
I suppose I can not say no to more tools. How well does it function?
>>6055247
I can not say I am familiar with them to know that. Had not believed them at all until this place.
>>6055351
That does not sound pleasant at all. A maid should do your bidding without raising their voice. Was Japan home to a lot of these places?
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>>6055418
Pit people looks good
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>>6055403
WHO TOLD THAT TO YOU?! MODS, TAKE HIM AWAY, THIS PERSON IS LEAKING GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
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>>6055396
>squats down and starts cossack kick dancing slamming the ground when he brings his feet back
This is perfect.
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>>6055329
>Two massive Tesla Coils lay below the small platform within, clearly constructed with whatever materials could be scrounged up. Between the two electric towers, a small purple disc hovers approximately 4.5 feet above the ground. The center on either side of the mysterious glowing object bulges out, tapering out to a razor sharp edge.

Here we are! There should be a telescope near your feet if need be.

>>6055396
You force me to assume that one Rudolph Diesel proved successful in his endeavors! What exactly does powering the leg armor do?
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>>6055431
DEATHROAD TO CANADA LOOKS REALLY FUN!

>>6055451
DID IT COME OUT YET?
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>>6055432
I want Ram to sink her teeth into me
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>>6055431
Stop Junko
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>>6055432
Ah, sure.. How's El doing? Most of the time it feels like family is the only thing we have, haha..
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>>6055459
O-OY VEY!
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>>6055476
Nah, the beta ended recently I think so it can't be too much longer.
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>>6055432
There's being cold, and there's not caring that you puked on somebody completely by accident. I mean, what if the reverse situation happened?

>>6055473
Please tell me you haven't been secretly building a doomsday device. I have things to do tomorrow.
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>>6055399
Aye, certainly, but it wouldst lose its edge, after too long.
Drinking, certainly! Or if thou dost serve the true faith, even meditation can be so!
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>>6055478
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>>6055432
They tend to be rather like fairies, really. Either way, they shouldn't be difficult to spot, they only have a single wing apiece, and they're never without the other.
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>>6055476
Alrighty then.

>>6055478
Why would I stop Junko, she's good.
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>>6055378
No kidding. At that point in time, I just wanted to leave the cafe entirely. I already hated tsunderes, and my patience was wearing thin.

So, I checked the menu because I wanted to at least order something before I leave. And when checking the menu, I realized that EVERYTHING WAS OVERPRICED!

A simple coffee was overpriced. Not to mention I was struggling with my money, and had to have my mom give me cash and all that.

So, I brought the coffee and I waited for it... For 2 hours. It was hell.
>>6055432
HELL NO! If it was, I would never go to Akihabara again.

But, the usually maid cafe is all about you being called master, the cute girls, and the cringe factor of them trying to act like anime characters...

It's more pleasant than the cafe I went to, that's for certain.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0tpP-s6wlY
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>>6055520
>pets
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>>6055496
Heavens to Betsy, I do hope not! These contraptions have naught to do with the disc spinning between them. Though, that isn't entirely truthful. The passive effect emitted by the artifact, the violet disc down there, grew stronger the closer I was. I could suddenly recall the demonstrations put on by Nikola in perfect detail, and my hobbyist interest in electricity took over! Fear I may do as you suggest is partially why I've refrained from nearing it again.
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>>6055432
The legs should be able to support about a ton and the plating while not tested against the the 50.BMG cartridge yet should be able to stop just about any current cartridge with less power without much of the impacting force even reaching the underlying flesh. To think this project of mine started from me trying to make a cheap and easy to make body armor that could resist assault rifle fire. Ah, but you probably have no use for something like that, so how about something else?
>>6055461
Glad you like it. I'll let you test the other parts when they are ready. Let me know when you're ready, I'll just be collecting observational data. >>6055473
It allows it to support it's own weight and exert more force than a human leg could. It should also support most of the weight of the rest of the armored suit so the wearer should feel light, though just a little restricted and slow. These sorts of things rarely work so well the first few models though.
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>>6055546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PVmANeyAg
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>>6055507
That's what separates us, once my saiyan blood gets riled up it isn't pretty. Though meditation isn't really my cup of tea. Requires me to stand still far longer than I like.
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>>6055559
Yes, yes, I see. A sort of personal transportation device to supplant the horse! This wouldn't happen to be an untested prototype, would it?
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>>6055528
Don't worry. Come over to motherland everything will be better. Moscow and St. Petersburg are nice places.
>>6055559
>after a few kicks he does a small breakdance-like spin and stands up
Now can I take these off?
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>>6055551
Oh, so it might end up having the same effect? Even better. Setting aside the proposition of the apocalypse, I think you're right to be suspicious of something that can react like that.
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>>6055564
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYod9Ux61U
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>>6055489
>Watched a playthrough of it up to the part where Horatio gets BTFO'd sayonara style, I'm pretty excited to see what happens at the end of this game.

>>6055522
w-wait w-
NORUBY
WAIT
RUBYPLS
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>>6055569
There arest styles of combat to always ensure a fight is beautiful!
Eh? Stand? Only a fool would stand! Sitting arest far more comfortable.
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>>6055477
That is a stupid fantasy.
>>6055486
She has had fun modifying my appearance for one. She also enjoys the naps she can get. She was always like that.
>>6055496
Depends. I may just clean myself up or remove the person who did it. That is how most of my thoughts go.
>>6055520
Understood. Once I find them, I will tell you about the experience I had with them. Let's hope it is a positive one.
>>6055528
Neither of those sounds like a place I would be caught dead at. In what way did any of thi sound like it would have a good time?
>>6055546
That song. I think it made me feel something.
>>6055559
You are correct. It is no less impressive however. You have something else to show me?
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>>6055614
>>6055614

>>6055614
>>6055614

>>6055614
>>6055614

>>6055614
>>6055614

WERE YOU TALKING? HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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>>6055608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitz50WxwOY
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