/sug/ Steven Universe General - Jasper Gold Edition
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>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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LAPIS BLOWS
SPICY
>>6051472
Jasper is fat
>>6051501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>
>>6051511
Says who
Here we go.
BALDING
>>6051527
Matt
Lappy makes me Gappy
>>6051537
>Trusting Matt
>>6051544
>the meme man, himself
>>6051537
So in other words it's pretty much guaranteed to happen.
>we will never see jasper as a superhero character, doing what she does best
https://youtu.be/fPDm5n163Hg
>>6051554
Precisely
>>6051497
if I asked nicely, would you replace that image with it's full res version?
>we're still in /trash/
how much longer
>>6051582
I fucked up this time, I organized my folders and forgot about it.
>>6051497
kill yourself
https://youtu.be/Q2ZIupfrN8I?t=1m32s
What are you listening to, /sug/?
>>6051588
around 8 to heat death
>>6051588
Until a Boltzmann Brain comes and saves us all.
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1A7I8wUx7s
http://orig11.deviantart.net/678f/f/2016/093/9/2/twist_fate__steven_universe_and_lion_by_ioupe-d9xjasf.png
>>6051606
Why do you hate me indexer? I love you man.
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg
>>6051542
kill yourself
>>6051634
Steven drowned
>>6051637
hate is a strong word. Would you hate a loaf of bread?
>>6051639
I was just gonna post that damn it
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
>>6051660
Steven would
>>6051660
I already do.
>>6051660
I'd rather eat a loaf of bread.
>>6051608
I'm more in the mood fro vintage memes right now
https://youtu.be/eemq55OnpRo
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLwyabmswY
lapiven
Hey I asked before but I'm still wondering when Connie dies of old age Who will Steven date next? Being that he will outlive every human he knows which gem do you think he will get romanticly involved with?
Maybe alongside Lapis using her mirror powers to instruct, she also helps create kindergartens with the brunt of her powers by eroding canyons
But I still think all signs point to her being exceptionally powerful for her kind
>>6051708
No one, Steven will probably give up on his gem to become human.
>>6051708
Steven would ask the gems to use gem tech to make Connie live forever
>>6051511
It's funny how this scene is so poorly drawn that the characters that got edited in are the best-looking ones
>>6051725
Is that even possible?
>>6051751
That's not funny, that's super sad...
>>6051511
holy shit those Rubies are so small
>>6051743
>>6051794
>>6051708
Lapis, obviously.
After decades of waiting, she will make her move on an older, mature Steven.
>>6051739
to be fair the others made me feel like it.
also, meme music is actually often very entertaining to listen to, I mean:
https://youtu.be/FJZsU2kAkfE
it's just so full of energy.
>>6051818
Nah, Lapis like 'em young
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6051828
is it just me or is the meter of that all over the place.
>>6051818
She's already starting to get the urges around him.
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6051763
Just make her half gem too
>>6051808
Put that down
>>6051859
N o
>>6051811
>tfw you've seen so many pictures making fun of the big hair that the actual episode seems fine to you
>>6051739
Hey man, meme music ain't so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2ufHb06Mc
>>6051865
Some sort of meme magic stabilization
>>6051608
https://soundcloud.com/user-367452550/puffy-noisy-bizarre-town
>>6051865
At least Lamar had a good sense of humor about it.
>>6051844
It's just you.
>>6051852
>>6051845
>lapis spends years and years pining for steven
>watching him love another for decades
>repressing everything
>connie is finally out of the picture
>but steven's wracked with grief
>"comfort" sex
>>6051608
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jFseD5PTv8
>>6051979
god I'm retarded. I just realized the top paragraph was also a verse from "you are my sunshine". I tried to read it as a poem, which of course is fatal.
>>6051865
It's probably because Lapis isn't too bad in that shot.
Compare to this.
>>6052094
So big
>>6052030
kill yourself retard
>>6052150
Go Eat A Towel
>>6052150
Getting spicy there. Not getting enough attention these days?
>>6052094
Hair queen
Do you think Lapis would ask Steven to try to shrink down to his old, small boy self after he ages a bit? She is a pedophile after all.
>>6052009
Seeing how Steven is the type to do this he would be sad about Connie for ages maybe years or even longer and trying to convince him into sex even when he's still upset will probably just make Steven more upset and if they did have sex it would probably be super depressing ending up with Steven crying into Lapis chest. while she strokes his hair and hugs him tight.
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
I'm the Anne Frank of Erections
>>6052118
I had to double check this was an actual screenshot. Man that frame really doesn't work without animation.
>>6052184
Thats about right
>>6052175
Once Bismuth returns, we'll see.
>>6051608
https://youtu.be/m2_Q9fc4hjo
>>6052233
She's hispanic brown in that pic
>>6052237
Seems too dark to me, but I've always been shit at telling apart skin colors.
>>6052184
I wouldn't say Pearl is a ginger, more like a liht blonde
>>6052184
Amethyst should look a little tiny bit whiter, but not too much, with blonde hair but black roots.
>>6052188
Intensely emotional sex is my fetish, goddamn.
>>6052150
Love you too, indexer.
>>6052220
>tfw I made that
Literally the greatest thing I've ever produced.
>>6052261
Someone should tell the folks at the suicide hotline about this one. It could be revolutionary.
>>6052256
Any fanfic that involves emotional sex?
>>6052274
Well done.
>>6052150
>"It's not as if I l-like you or anything"
fxt
>>6052188
>it would probably be super depressing ending up with Steven crying into Lapis chest. while she strokes his hair and hugs him tight.
That sounds like something Lapis would strive for. It would give Steven a lot of emotional ties to her, and make it really easy for her to keep him coming back.
She'd be his comfort when he's feeling depressed, and she'd love to help him through pain and misery, especially since she has so much experience with it.
>>6052139
Pearl looks very manly without her bird nose.
>>6052261
This is why I like to get creative with it and tell people to like go punch a bear or cut away the container part of a blender, turn it on and deepthroat it
Maybe someday someone will cut their own face off and choke on it and I can know I have not lived in vain
>>6052188
I gotta wonder how understanding Lapis would even be in that situation. She's no stranger to suffering but I doubt she knows how to deal with what he would be dealing with. I think she'd try for him.
>>6052333
>and I can know I have not lived in vain
Just like that earthquake.
>>6052332
She looks like a windsock someone stuck a paper plate on
>>6052361
Is there a picture for Lapis laughing at all the gems or only Pearl, Jasper, and Peridot?
>>6052261
Pretty irrelevant, but I once was stuck in traffic, and some douche cut me off. I was bored so I spent the next 5 minutes contemplating what I could wish upon them that I wouldn't feel bad about it if it actually happened.
My go to "fuck you" for road rage is now "I hope you rear-end a lawyer."
>>6052292
>that filename
#dicksoutforBismuth
>>6052333
>and choke on it
Phil?
>>6052382
>Pearl, I don't recall asking you to bring me a spear.
What did she mean by this?
>>6052391
nah
>>6052399
#Bismuthwantsyourdicks
>>6052437
Dang
Still, those were some nice trips
>>6052333
I appreciate that, anon. People don't put enough effort into telling others to go die.
>>6052460
Bismuth gives the dick.
fixed it a little
captcha: pearl
>>6052382
>>6052460
lol
>>6052470
Yep, that's good, good work anon.
>>6052468
>implying Sapphire could handle Bismuth
Bismuth's dick would probably be the size of the tiny gem. Who to say she wouldn't be poofed halfway?
>>6052528
Why do you think it's called the Breaking Point?
/sug/, more like /succ/ am I right
>>6052528
Don't gorillas normally have relatively small penis's?
>>6052560
Sounds like the name someone who over compensates gives their dick.
>>6052576
I'd say so yes.
>>6052560
I can almost see it now.
>Bismuth stop, I don't see this ending well!
>I'm almost there!
>No don't!
>it's too late, the massive gem has begun to orgasm.
>WE
>ARE
>THE CRYSTAL GEMS!!!
>*poof*
>>6052576
Bug, more like fug, amirite?
>>6052596
>Being this mad that she buttfucked Lapis while she was trying to escape
Stay mad.
>>6052655
Lapis needs to get SMITH'D again.
>>6052655
>implying I'd be mad at the person who made it possible for Lapis to be featured in the show
If Bismuth didn't fuck up Lapis, who knows when we'd see her. She'd never have been a major character, just some gem that had no reason to come to earth.
Hell, I'm grateful for the big ape, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna start sucking her moderately small dick.
>>6052655
Lapis wisened up after the experience. The next time someone caught her trying to escape, she buttfucked THEM
>>6052691
ON IT
>>6052695
Several times!
Why aren't there more scenes like these?
What went so absolutely wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dknVBPvQAc
>>6052188
>Steven has bean depressed for years after the death of his one true love. Even if the gem war had been won Steven simply cant feel any happiness now that Connie is dead.
>Steven becomes emotionally distant to the crystal gems unable to truly share his pain with them.
>Lapis has loved Steven for years and sees that Steven is in great pain.
>Lapis knows pain better then any other gem and knows what he's going through.
>Lapis starts to comfort Steven sharing his pain and understanding how he truly feels.
>Steven tells Lapis about how much he misses Connie and soon Steven starts to tell her about all the times they had sex and how much he misses sleeping with her.
>Lapis fees herself connecting more and more with him everyday and she even makes him smile again.
>One day Steven is more upset then ever and cant hold back his tears finally accepting that she's gone forever and he just cant take it.
>Lapis sees how much pain he is and while they look at each other with teary eyes Lapis comes close and kisses Steven.
>There kiss becomes deeper and more passionate as they start to embrace with Steven ripping his cloths off while Lapis shapeshifts her cloths away.
>They both lay in bed kissing and hugging one another.
>Steven is so turned on he's not had sex since Connies death.
>Steven has sex with Lapis its passionate and deep and they kiss and hold hands as they make love.
>By the end Steven cant hold in his years no longer and buries his face into Lapis chest crying his eyes out.
>Lapis comforts him while he lets out all his pain stroking his hair and hugging him tightly.
>Lapis tells Steven. "I love you Steven and no matter what you're going through ill be be by you're side to share the pain.
>Soon Steven stops crying and falls asleep in Lapis embrace.
>Lapis calmly stokes his hair and hugs him as he sleeps.
>For the first time in years Steven sleeps peacefully and once again feels love.
Aww
>>6052711
There are too many scenes like that, most of them not nearly as good.
>>6052711
We still have great scenes, just not feels heavy scenes, not for some time, but it'll come around.
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYow0rJXhj4
>>6052722
Chibi porn, for when you're doodling while horny and can't be assed to put in the effort for something more elaborate
>>6052722
I hope that's an "aww" of pain.
>>6051695
Good shit, my dood
BEG ALEEIN TIDDES
>>6052711
You just gotta know where to find them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ussqi3nagrQ
Unless you're talking about the more cartoon-y expressions
>>6052762
Glad I just found this artist
>>6052717
noice
got all fuzzy a bit
>>6052782
TIDDIES
>>6052717
Been awhile since I've seen that Lapis anon, the one that would perv for Steven all the time. They'd probably love this.
>>6052850
The "seatbelt" guy?
>>6052874
Nah, the one who always asked for pics of Steven, and everyone would just respond by calling them Lapis.
>>6052888
Oh, heh.
That guy.
>>6052888
oh I love that, always gives me a good laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDw9lRPsXE
We need more rare porn around here. Post things from odd or rare ships.
Don't mind me, just prancing through.
>>6052979
>>6052967
Get out.
>>6052976
Seems rare to me.
>>6052992
>YD/Sapphire
Fucking uggo
>>6052806
Their hard dom lapis never smiles
>>6052976
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pUL7u-mYqA
>>6053007
Do you guys ever talk about theories here?
Because I have one hell of a theory and possible prediction about Pearl
That is to say, Pearl used to be White Diamond's pearl
Let's scratch her being pink diamond's or Rose's for a moment here .I have many reasons to believe neither of those were her owners
But we do have a Pearl with a forehead gem and a pearly white skin, something that could fit right in as a White Diamond Pearl
>>6053061
It could be possible seeing that we still need White Diamond to become relevant and who else to make her relevant through than by a main character.
>>6053061
>not registering theory discussion the very last thread
>thinking Pearl = WD is in any way groundbreaking
Jesus, newfag
>>6053037
I don't mind that
How do you feel about the ears?
Lappy makes me happy
>>6051542
Bitchin
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMwgOfdG_M
>>6053061
I think she was a WD pearl, not WD's pearl. if that were the case earth would be destroyed by now
>>6053061
Personally newfag, I disagree. We talk about theories all the time though, and yeah, Pearl belonging to WD isn't anything new. But...
>Her gem is usually drawn with a pink hue when shown in close up detail
>Her flight suit has a pink diamond emblem, meaning she belonged to either PD or one of PD's underlings - it's possible she changed it when she rebelled, but if she's changing it anyway, why stop at the color and not redo the shape?
>her hair is pink, same way other Pearls have hair matching their gem's color, and while her skin is white, the other Pearls were in heavily stylized scenes with heavy color relevant shading
>The gem positioning can easily be chalked up to coincidence, especially since our running sample size is 2.
>Rose freed her and had her as the first member of the rebellion, which happened on Earth, which is only sensible if they're close to each other, and based on the murals in BttM, WD had very little stake or reason to be on Earth. Plus I doubt white diamond would be comfortable with anyone cozying up to their object of status, and it would be hard to hide such a relationship/friendship with so much distance involved.
It's not impossible she belonged to WD, but everything I can see points to her being among PD's ranks.
>>6052989
Replace that homie, I fucked up the top of it.
But when will blood diamond show up?
>>6053037
**actually it works better stitched this way
>>6053139
I dislike full-on petplay usually. Ears, tails, and collars never hurt
But dog motifs just work especially well with Jasper
>>6053269
You can't have blood on a children's cartoon
I think the theory of Pearl belonging to WD or being in WD's court originally has a lot of evidence. For example, how Pearl talks about space as if she has travelled all over it. Pink Diamond only had one colony, by this it can be assumed that she was a fairly new diamond and she didn't travel much beyond the Milky Way galaxy. Instead of that, White Diamond has a shitton of planets, White Diamond and her court and gyards are guaanteed to travel all over space, if it is to bring visit to all her colonies, or if it is to explore new places. I think this is the most glaring evidence of Pearl's origins
>>6053302
>being this new
Anon please. At least try to hide it.
>>6053311
That's bullshit and you know it.
I need a good fap, post Amethyst
>>6053319
>Bite marks
damn son
>>6053302
>>6053302
This whole show and it's popularity stems from the fact it's main characters with literally no sex defined for them besides from looks are being sexulized to all 9 corners of hell.
>>6053316
I mean, there is a galaxy warp on Earth. Just because PD only owned Earth, doesn't mean she had no means or reason to travel off planet. Diamonds likely had to travel a lot, especially to meet with other diamonds. Hell, PD's base was located on the moon, with no warp point access, meaning only space ships can access it, which is proof PD had to travel through space, likely quite often.
>>6053302
>literally "I'm Gay" the TV show
hehe nice where is the existentialism asshole
>>6053302
"Be yourself" is not existentialism
>>6053465
>>6053339
>>6053480
>When she whips out the TD
>>6053281
I've never minded collars, but ears always kinda bugged me
CL makes it hard to take stuff like this seriously, in general
>>6053339
>>6053500
>TD
lel
>>6053339
>>6053521
>>6053339
>>6053530
>>6053339
>>6053540
Hey anons, have you seen Steven because its been days now and I'm lonely and desperate
>>6053548
kys
>>6053339
>>6053546
>>6053339
>>6053557
>>6053339
>>6053564
>>6053339
>>6053571
>>6053339
>>6053339
>>6053575
>>6053530
oh fuck, this is hot
>>6053339
>>6053587
>>6053339
>>6053599
>>6053339
>>6053618
>>6053339
Now some of Sapphy
>>6053339
>>6053627
>>6053642
>>6053651
>>6053339
>>6053643
>>6053339
>>6053662
And that's mostly all that I have.
>>6053659
?
>>6053702
shit didn't mean to make that a reply, sorry
>>6053629
>>6053718
lol
>>6053510
I was gonna mention Cl
Fucking CL
least favorite popular artist along with BM
God damn I love Orangekisses
>>6053805
damn jasper, always making me sweat
>>6053805
>suspenders
I love it
>>6050003
Sorry,this took so long.
My computer shit itself.
>>6054089
If you came as a bonus for adopting your sapphire counterpart.
>>6054089
>>6054019
It's all good
>>6053890
Nerugal is great
He pointed out this link as his NSFW blog but I can't figure it out
http://nerugal.postype.com
>>6053879
>>6054163
>>6054232
>>6054019
Coloranon you're great, as usual. Keep up the good work, we're proud of you.
>>6054089
>>6054114
hell yeah
>>6053406
Existential
Exist: to exist
Stentia: Self
Existential means in reference to the existence of oneself
Throughout the show, questions and curiositys are asked about what it means to be oneself (though not outright). For example: In the episode where Steven fuses with his girlfriend, they become some new kind of entity which is neither Steven nor the girlfriend.
the gem fusions pique the question of what it means to be oneself.
>>6053449
To be onself requires knowing who you are. If you were deconstructed atom-for-atom and then reassembled in the exact same order as before, would that other entity still be you, or would it be a creature that has the memories, looks, and personality of you.
The philosophy of existentialism has to do with this topic, so due to the constant fusing and diffusing of the gems, you have to ask when they stop being them and become someone else.
tl;dr - Not existentialism my ass!
P.S: seems the sexual part of this thread is really kicking off.
>>6054290
>they become some new kind of entity which is neither Steven nor the girlfriend.
Except not really
>>6054196
Weird, there's nothing there
Maybe he just hasn't added anything to it yet?
>>6054341
how so?
>>6054368
It's literally just the two of them talking to each other. There was no new personality at all.
>>6054341
Only when the show wants fusion to be, which is never
>>6054352
Hopefully that's the case
>>6051852
Me too
>>6054206
good shit
>>6054379
The only post he made to it was on 16/8/2016, so I guess he'll eventually start uploading stuff
I'll keep an eye out for it
>>6054290
The show causes fans to ask existential questions, but it comes far from addressing or even raising these questions itself.
As you said
>you have to ask when they stop being them and become someone else.
So basically it's up to the audience to actually drag out the existential theme. It's not actually present in the show. They COULD make an existential episode, where the characters begin asking questions like "how much of Stevonnie is me and Steven, and how much is it Stevonnie?" but as of yet, they have not.
>>6054376
okay.
>>6054509
I love you, /sug/ <3
>>6054579
>>6054579
>>6054579
>>6054579
It's not enough to quench my everlasting sorrow.
>>6054579
Thanks
>>6054579
>>6054579
Love you loving /sug/
>>6054609
What's got you down?
GAY
>>6054579
I don't
I want to SAVE Jasper
>>6054579
I love me, too.
>>6054632
Remember to have your Jasper spayed so it doesn't go off making a bunch of little stray Jaspers.
>>6054625
No salvation from the never ending cycle of a tedious day after tedious day.
>>6054655
What do you want to do with your life?
>>6054620
I love you loving loving /sug/, weird dog.
>>6054637
>nude brown men
>fucksticks don't get to talk
Meme magic does it again
>>6054666
I want to find that answer Satin.
>>6054695
You should figure out what you want to do and then find the means to do it, even if you go into debt or some shit.
Best New Theory has yet to be BTFO by /sug/, Tumblr, or Leddit
http://nutt007.tumblr.com/post/152429703576/the-raid
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/59r44g/one_of_the_best_theories_ive_seen_in_a_while/
>>6054717
I love the effort that goes into theories like this only for the show to completely gloss over the details involved since the writers are hacks.
>>6054688
Dubs confirm: Lapis loves porn
I fell asleep before I could post this refixed thing I did for the anon in the last thread.
Love ya' /sug/
>>6054768
Love ya too, buddy.
>>6054758
When will the crew publish a full-length Passions of Xanxor book?
>>6054807
Why has nobody ever asked the Crew this?
It'd be a hilarious question to bring up at a panel
>>6054831
Why do the panels get the retarded questions?
Like seriously a lot of shit we could have asked was btfo'd by some stupid lapidot shit last panel.
>>6054855
It wasn't even lapidot shit, it was cringy inane shit like the guy who just quoted song lyrics at them.
They really should screen the damn questions
>>6054726
Since the writers are *shit
>>6054855
It was a bunch of literally autistic Perifags and some Lapidot shippers and some other weird peeps
I don't even remember any of the questions asked, to be honest
>>6054872
Do you think they'll ever do an episode on one of the universes where Steven died/vanished from after Steven and the Stevens?
>>6054897
I don't even remember lapidot shippers besides those weird comments ("they're such an odd couple" "well, opposites attract, right?") shelby and paz made at the beginning.
>>6054897
> literally autistic Perifags
Why repeat yourself?
>>6054973
Heh, yeah. My mistake.
Pearlmethyst is a good ship.
>>6054966
No
but I would like a good story about the steven we follow feeling guilty that he cause the other universes CGs so much pain.
>>6054990
yep
>>6054990
*dead ship
>>6054997
But it wasn't different universes, it was time travel shenanigans
Will Steven ever bleed?
>>6055032
Yes, when she hits puberty.
>>6054717
Then again, Lazuli's could be inspection agents acting like stenographers. Recording everything as an historical witness. Lapis might have been sent to report on Beta's status when shit went down.
Maybe the whole 'trapped in a mirror thing' is more of an intentional Lazuli function. You get to exist when the Diamond's want you to witness them. Then you get turned back into a VCR.
Why would Pearl want to release a Homeworld agent who is likely to have been collecting knowledge about them. She might not have realised Lapis' were conscious the whole time.
>>6055015
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive
>>6055038
oh.
>>6055009
Do you think they ever have kinky make-up sex offscreen?
>>6055077
No, Pearl's vagina is too filthy for that.
>>6055025
I know
That's why noone has written it.
>>6054807
They made and released Richard Castle books. I'm sure there's some D rank writer who could write some convincingly shitty paperback space porn.
>>6055077
No, they fuse and puke all over Greg
>>6055077
no
not make-up
What's it like to be in a relationship?
>>6055049
If it's standard lazuli fare then she shouldn't be so upset and still ride Homeworld
doodle requests?
>>6055146
I've only been in online relationships
>>6055169
Jasper stealing Sapphire's gem
>>6055146
If it's a good one, it's sweet as all fuck. If it's a bad one, it's a nightmare of anger and self-hatred.
>>6055146
It sucks.
People are shit.
Not worth the pain.
>>6055169
Lapis as an airplane
requesting this with opal
>>6055049
>did you even wonder who I used to be?!
>"a VCR"
>>6055165
When did she ever ride Homeworld? All she ever talked about was going back, and how it's all the Crystal Gems' fault. The only reason she didn't go back in the end is because of what she did, not because of how she felt about Homeworld.
>>6055169
Lapis carving Jasper's face into a pumpkin
>>6055169
Futa Connie fucking Steven
>>6055146
Good. Well, sometimes.
>captcha HOTEL EXIT
>>6055232
That's exactly what I mean
>>6055255
SFW only sorry.
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sREAwS7rlW4&list=PL9B093F01B9C2CCDC&index=1
>>6055146
WET AND PAINFUL, BUT IN A GOOD WAY
>>6055288
Yes.
Well, maybe.
>>6055312
>>6051608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfMZ6EAwIc
>>6055296
Lapis slapping Peridot?
>>6055169
Ruby having a nigga moment
>>6055165
Maybe the mirror isn't standard Lazuli fare. Doesn't matter. She'd feel betrayed by Homeworld after they treated her like an enemy combatant, especially when she was a victim of their (and her) enemy, then felt abandoned after they abandoned her.
>>6055288
It's nice making someone happy and having them make you happy. It's nice being close to someone in a romantic rather than platonic or familial sense.
I'm in a long-distance relationship, which is hard, but my libido and desire for physical affection is so low I'm dealing with it just fine.
>>6055146
I'll tell you after I get one.
>>6055250
>>6055358
>>6055429
That's super cute
>>6055288
They can be. Depending on what you're going for, you've got to ante up enough of yourself that you could wind up hurt.
If you've a good constitution and enough confidence, or at least the resilience to heal yourself, rewards outweigh the risks, making it always worth it.
Otherwise it's a gamble. One worth taking, in my books. I'd rather wind up hurt in the attempt than safe without trying. But I like liking people.
>>6055449
>When you realize your wife has been fucking with other gems
>>6055449
>a red frog
>>6055494
She's a turtle, not a frog.
>>6055146
Friendship relationships can be very nice and it's always nice to have someone to chat to
Wouldn't know anything about romantic relationships; never bothered with one because it looks too stressful and not worth my time
>>6055529
[Y] Truth
In the mood for some four-armed action, /sug/. Please post kinky fusions.
>>6055339
>>6055566
oppa
>>6055572
Brilliant
>>6055529
Eyeball sure as hell is.
Can't beat Peridot, though.
>>6055521
the best
>>6055584
>>6055472
>Implying Ruby isn't a huge cuck
>Implying it wasn't his idea in the first place
>>6055602
>his
Russia pls
>>6055584
Not much can beat Peridot
>>6055572
Thanks man, I really want to suck you off
>>6055599
>>6055602
Ruby is too busy getting fucked by Lapis to be a cuck.
>>6055607
Ruby is a man though
>>6055612
I'll put it on your tab
>>6055566
Meant multi- armed, not just the ones with four arms.
>>6055627
So basiaclaay both Ruby and Sapphier are cucks
>>6055623
>>6055627
>he actually thinks this
Ruby is officially JUST.
Even a whore like Lapis wouldn't mess with her
>>6055521
That's definitely coming from the Amethyst part of Opal
>>6055623
>You can look into her eyes while doing her doggy style
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>6055664
>Meant multi- armed, not just the ones with four arms
Including worst fusion?
>>6055684
Same goes for Alexandrite.
>>6055699
Opal?
I need to go to sleep
>>6055699
Nopal?
>>6055671
>that grass
for a second I thought that was bile was leaking from her vagoo
>>6055743
Simply ebin
>>6055748
>>6055729
>>6055743
Anons... please...
>>6055781
>SmokeyGET.png
>>6055781
Yep, looks like Opal to me.
>>6055808
But neither of those fingers are pointing in the right direction
>>6055834
Smoky's not too bright.
>>6055834
She's a fucking buffoon, what did you expect?
>>6055851
>she
Fucking buffoon
>>6055868
>>>/tumblr/
>>6055699
Yeah I'll take
>Opal
>sugilite
>sardonyx
>alex
>mala
>and SELECT Pics of Smokey
>>6055868
>It
Simple mistake.
>>6055885
>no hand cluster
buffoon
>>6055905
I'm gonna sleep too
Goodnight anon.
>>6055905
But it's Friday.
Jasper's musky balls
Shit! FUCK! I miss Jasper!
>>6055917
You gotta be fucking kidding me with that image, bro.
>>6056019
Is this a rivet meme?
>>6056019
>I miss Jasper!
Get in line.
>>6056092
What happened to Rivet?
>>6056102
Suicide via two shots to the back of the head
>>6056019
>>6056095
>pitter-patter
>>6056122
>full-sized gem soldiers
>>6053530
Is there any more Jasper/Amethyst dom stuff?
This is called a malachite kingfisher
>malachite-like pattern on head
>blue top half
>orange bottom half
And it is now the official jaspis bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUoZN4cpfmM
>>6056271
>red, pointed beak mirroring Jasper's pointed face gem
>blue feathers on the back mirroring Lapis' own gem placement
>>6056271
What, are you gonna put it in your flag or some shit?
>>6056326
>has whitish feathers accounting for Jasper's hair
>beak color is exceedingly similar to half of Jasper's gem
>some specimen's back plumage can almost resemble multiple eyes, like malachite
DEEPEST BIRB
>>6056469
fucking lol
>>6056469
And best of all?
It can FLY.
>>6056512
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA
>>6054768
This ain't a christian imageboard a t all.
>>6054768
Endo you magnificent bastard
>>6056523
>The call of this kingfisher is a short shrill "seek"
>The breeding song is a chuckling "li-cha-cha-chui-chui"
>>6055664
Oh?
>>6056594
And being a kingfisher, they live around water
>blue is the ocean gem
>big j lives in the ocean now
>>6056794
>Dat ass
Damn son, I'm not a Jasperfag, but I want that on my face.
>>6056707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G3ZpCfaEs
What's the biggest problem in your life right now?
>>6056860
hard to choose
>>6056860
My lack of problems.
>>6056860
dysphoria
>>6056860
Zuke
>>6056825
>chu chu chu chu chu
I can't find the Jasper version of this pecker
>>6056860
All of them
>>6056860
I'm a lazy, uninspired piece of shit who can't do anything right.
>>6057016
Fucking zukefags
>>6056794
Stupid fatass
>>6057006
Pbbt, yeah right
You just wanted me to post it
>>6056979
>>6056999
>>6056860
Faggots like you who haven't done the world the favor of killing yourselves yet
>>6057026
Look at this fat fuck.
>>6057016
I'm perfectly happy with everything, though? I don't even have depression.
>>6057032
Noo if I had the Jasper one, I would be asking for the Lapis one of course
Duh
>>6057059
Then why did you post Idubbbz with that file name?
>>6057090
I'm the guy who said "My lack of problems", you dingleberry.
>>6057049
>F
>A
>T
That spells JASPER
>>6057071
Suuuuure
Fatty
where the writefags at
i need my fix
>>6057016
meh I'm depressed a bit but I've gotten used to it
it's perpetual disappointment
>>6057109
Sure does, the fattest fatass there is.
>>6057049
Fat Chunky Chub Cheese
>>6057155
She's a morbidly obese orange.
>>6057179
>>6057160
She's a pile a flab and gut.
>>6057206
Eating all those Watermelon Stevens as Malachite didn't help.
>>6057206
Fat Mountain of Lard
>>6057225
>>6057251
That was like a drop in the bucket.
She already looked like someone dumped a fuckton of crisco on the ground, and called it a person.
>>6057269
Did *i* blow it or did you blow it
>>6054712
>that moment when you realise that Steven is his own mom...