HG THREAD DESU
>shits on the new carpet
>>6045051
HI
Third for family!
Harambe
>>6045059
>Picks up your shit and feeds it to you
DON'T DO THAT OKAY?
>>6045053
Ah, don't worry about it, Ash! It's fine if you need to sleep! Have a good rest, alright?
>>6045065
>the little neko slaps you before running away
"So... yeah! Three attempts at Mario Kart today. Oh, and I even helped create a new galaxy in one evening. What luck I had in that. Ha ha!"
>He looked around after having exclaimed what went on in previous games. The lack of company is fine, seeing as the other kids were asleep by now. He did his usual leg exercises in the meantime, which is the usual performance from him, standing on one leg while the other wobbled
"Plus those explosions I caused, haha. But no one needs to know about that..."
>He thought of games for the time being and hummed a tune, working his legs, trying to spend some of his energy. One wrong step has him tumble and fall right on his face.
"...I'm up all night again. Geez! I wonder if I can keep going. My brain is kinda feeling mushy..."
>>6045077
OK DON'T COME BACK NOW UNTIL YOU CAN BEHAVE OKAY?
I LOVE YOU
>>6045077
>catches up to the neko and slaps it for slapping the kind girl that was only trying to feed you
Bad! Say your sorry!
first
>>6045081
>shakes her head furiously
>>6045077
>>6045081
>>6045080
>>6045090
>Uses the brotherly power that lies dormant inside to end the bickering. But really he didn't do anything.
>>6045102
>>6045090
>hisses at the cat girl
>>6045102
what's up with Kaito and ice cream?
>>6045078
>An anon comes along, tapping him on the forehead to get his attention
>>6045108
>takes home to care for and raise
>>6045078
Hearing you say that made me look.. It's four in the morning.. I should probably get going.. Maybe.
>>6045108
Aww-...
>>6045113
>Smacks and steals.
MINE!
>>6045109
>It's just his character item, like Miku has leeks and Meiko has booze.
>>6045119
>smacks and violates
>>6045111
>he managed to get back onto his feet once his face stopped sticking to the flooring
"Huh...? Oh. Thanks, dude. Kinda zonked out there. What's up?"
>>6045132
>The anon sighs, shoving his hands in his nonexistent pockets
Nothing much. I just wanted to remind you that it's frightfully late at the moment. Shouldn't you be going to bed now?
>>6045125
>Anti-violation protocols engaged...
>He grabs the cat and runs.
>>6045139
>he thought it over, which was a mistake because that just made his brain hurt more, groaning tiredly
"You're right. I better go home, dude. Thanks for the taps... I mean... ha ha, I would probably still be where I was!"
>>6045113
>>6045119
>turns back into a human
>>6045149
>The anon sighs once more, his expression becoming one of tiredness
Don't mention it, mate. I'm sure you could've gotten up without me needing to tap on your head, but it's done now. If you need to go home, go home.
>>6045156
>Turns you into an obedient slave.
>>6045169
>he doesn't like this
>>6045156
>>6045169
nice
>>6045156
>drags away into the shadows
>>6045181
>Turns him into a lovable little brother.
>>6045187
>>6045188
>is dragged into the shadows
>[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
>>6045183
Hey! Aikawa! Hurry up and start having more funny dreams!
>>6045183
fag
>>6045161
>his own expression cheerful, the anon really having done him a favor seeing as he's quite the clutz
"Well, anon dude, I'll be back around later, so, feel free to tap then and there, haha! No pressure."
>>6045187
>>6045200
Can I join?
>>6045200
And that's the last we ever saw of Subaru, some say he died from the intense spider torture, some say he escaped and assumed a different identity.
>>6045209
>>6045217
SHE'S VIOLATING ME PLEASE HELP
>>6045204
>If anon had a dollar for every time he sighed, he would have three dollars by now
I'll keep it in mind, man. I don't want to keep you up when it's this late, but I want you to know that I'll always be around here, alright? There's no pressure, don't worry.
>>6045222
I can help ease the pain and make it enjoyable, but that's all I can do for you Subaru-kun!~
>>6045222
*Ahem!*
Some even say he turned the tables on the spider, but I'm afraid the world may never know the actual fate of Subaru.
>>6045236
Amen.
>>6045201
I slept weirdly and now my neck hurts...
>>6045228
"Sweet! Well, catch you later, anon dude! Goodnight!"
>It will be a small distance to travel from here but he started to make his way home quickly with his sleeves dangling in the wind, sprinting quite fast
>>6045230
There's nothing enjoyable about forcing a man into weird sexual acts.
>>6045236
Oh, right, sorry.
>Subaru disappears into the darkness. His status is unknown, but it's safe to say he's dead on the inside
>>6045238
>>6045256
Okay, good.
Now.. Let's start the reading of the will!
>>6045252
Oh.. Need an ice pak?
>>6045257
N-no, that's cold!
>>6045256
You do realize what you just said that to right, Subaru-kun?
>>6045254
>The anon waves, a laugh elicited from the young monster's actions
Ah, to have the same enthusiasm as he does... Good night, mate. If you're lucky, I'll catch you around tomorrow.
>>6045259
O-okay, how about a hot patch?
>>6045269
N-no, that's hot...
>>6045263
Yes, I do. The problem now is I'm lost in the darkness and I can't see a thing, but I can feel something dripping on me.
>>6045276
A-alright... How about.. A band-aid?
>>6045269
>>6045276
Try hug from a cute girl~
>>6045278
That's either saliva or lubricant. Either way you're in for a rough time.
>>6045283
I don't think that will do anything...
>>6045285
Like who?
>>6045291
That female version of Kaito maybe?
FIRST 24
>>6045296
Maria and Harusame
>>6045296
nevermind i dont feel like hosting
>>6045291
How about a hug from a relatively cute girl? As-...
>>6045295
>Glare.
>>6045296
Junko
>>6045296
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6045296
Sanae Kochiya
>>6045296
Tora Amano
>>6045291
>hugs
>>6045296
Kaiko
>>6045299
>Pats on the back
You've tried at least
>>6045285
P-Please help me Maria
>>6045303
Best Junko.
>>6045296
Neptune
>>6045300
Is there a problem onii-chan?~
>>6045311
What is it anon-san?
>>6045313
>Neps the Nep Nep's Neps
>>6045298
>>6045303
>>6045304
>>6045306
>>6045308
>>6045309
>>6045310
>>6045313
goodnight
>falls asleep
>>6045314
You're always up to something! Always!
Why is my imouto so troublesome?!
>>6045314
I-It is I, Subaru.
It's dark and I feel something up my trackjacket
P-Please call the cops.
>>6045312
As if there would be any other.
>>6045298
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
>puts the corpse of the shipgirl on his cart
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
>>6045316
You again!
>>6045317
Wake up!
>>6045303
Get off the moon!
>>6045317
Samefag
>>6045325
>wakes up
h-hi, des!
why are you waking me up?!
>>6045320
Oh I'm not up to anything onii~ I'm not going to be planning something bad all the time!
>>6045321
Unless you feel something slimy run across you I won't do anything~
good night, hg
>>6045296
Aikawa
>>6045300
>looks out for one
>>6045295
I don't know if robots count as girl...
>>6045308
>hugs back
Thanks, mechanic. I am cured now.
>>6045331
It's not slimy, but it doesn't feel like a hand.
>>6045296
Tanaka
>>6045329
It isn't the best place for sleeping.
>>6045335
THE GAMES ARE OFF ASSHOLE
STOP ENTERING
>>6045327
I don't feel like it. Feel free to try though, it is a rather comfy place.
say hi to erp
>>6043982
>>6045336
>>6045338
s-sorry...
>>6045333
Aw... How about a hug from me?... Or not as it seems that other girl has it covered.
>>6045334
Alright, alright, give me a moment to call the police.
>>6045333
Anytime kiddo!
>>6045341
>trips on air
>falls down on top of you
>accidentally gropes your boobies
Y-YAMETEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6045342
Nevermind, I'm out.
>>6045343
Hehehe...
>pets goggles
>>6045342
She has it covered, but do you want to?
>>6045345
Oh good, because that police officer was so rude! Also he didn't speak English and just screamed into the phone so I don't know what they were saying.
>>6045346
Hugs are always nice, sure.
>>6045346
Eheh. Playful aren't ya?
>>6045296
Oblivious anime girl XD
>>6045349
>pets
I'll filed a rape report later. Now I'm trying to live my dream out as an anime protagonist.
>>6045353
>Shitpost you.
>>6045345
>Tanaka doesn't react much to her supple (probably) high-schooler breasts being groped, only squirming around initially in an attempt to get out from under the man, stopping when she is unable to.
are we wrestling?!
>>6045349
Alrighty
>hugs
>>6045352
M-maybe?
>looks at her but can't think of anything else to pet
>continues petting goggles
>6045360
>Spitefully ignoreposts you back
>>6045365
>Subaru gets up from his wrestling stand and wipes his sweaty hand on your pants
No, I was living out a dream of mine. This stuff only ever happened in anime, but I was the one that brought this into reality. Let it be known that I, Natsuki Subaru, am the closest thing you can get to an anime boy.
>>6045296
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6045372
You massive cunt!
>>6045357
>Skips back quickly
Well you have fun~
>>6045366
>Giggles lightly and returns with a hug of her own.
Hm... You've kept your skin quite healthy.
>>6045373
>>6045373
...
ok
>>6045375
Compliments my massive balls
>>6045378
M-my skin? What's with it?
>looks at her shoulder while in the hug
>>6045385
>sneak sneak
>>6045381
>with her guard down, he pins her down for a three count
1
2
3
I WIN
>>6045387
snek snek
>>6045389
>goes back to sleep after being pinned
good night
keep entering...
>>6045387
SWP?
>>6045395
Remember, you have that office meeting in the morning.
>falls asleep right next to her
Juvia Loxar
>>6045296
Leysritt
>>6045397
>flips skirt
No
>>6045296
Slave Nigga from Space
>>6045296
Monaca Towa
>>6045385
It's still surprisingly soft for a male is all~
>>6045296
Jacket
>>6045405
Oh, I sometimes put a creme on it!
It makes it all soft.
>>6045402
>is protected by Maria
>>6045296
subaru
Tomoe Mami
>>6045412
You couldn't have entered me with a more degrading image.
>>6045296
Eggman-kun
Ryo Akizuki
>>6045410
I know you dress like a girl because you enjoyed it but to keep up even more details is great!~ Hm...
>>6045296
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>6045418
>>6045425
Of course, I do everything!
>rubs her shoulder
Your skin is pretty smooth too.
>>6045427
Get your laughs in while you can, because once third period hits I'm taking you all down.
>>6045434
>Eats your fucking name
>>6045418
>You want degrading?~
>>6045433
Well of course, I maintain it every day in my home spa. You can use it some point if you want.
>>6045296
Ram
>>6045296
Reflecto
>>6045446
I want people to stop sexualizing me!
>>6045296
Mr. Rental
>>6045434
>>6045440
give her back, i need her entry...
>>6045418
Cute image!
>>6045296
Smug hentai girl
>>6045455
>Burps
no deal
>>6045456
You want cute? I'll give you cute!
>
>>6045451
>>6045446
Oh, really? What can I do there?
Bathe?
>>6045466
I SAID
AND I QUOTE
STOP SEXUALIZING ME
You're making a BIG mistake!
>>6045460
I was talking about the image of you carrying best girl.
>>6045482
I give up. You guys don't understand anything at all...
>>6045467
Well the water is imbued with magic to improve ones physical traits, it's complicated as to explain but to put it simply you enter and it helps slowly change you into a more feminine look.
>>6045476
>I couldn't help it...At least it wasn't you blowing that spirit knight or getting pegged by Ram.
>>6045296
Lord Taranza
>>6045493
It sounds spooky! I don't know if I want to go in there...
>>6045493
>>6045500
It'll just make you cuter you silly trap~
>>6045419
Am I late?
Nevertheless, hi hg.
>>6045522
>kissu
>>6045522
>kissu
Alright, I'm going to bed. Don't bother waking me up, because I'll never wake up from this nightmare. Hugs and kisses. XOXO
>>6045530
>smooch
>your right hand has never touched your right elbow in your entire life
goodnight
>>6045530
>huggu and kissu
>>6045528
>>6045529
Get your filthy lips off me!
>>6045530
I thought you died.
>>6045510
I don't know, I'm not a girl... and it kinda sounds like cheating.
>>6045537
>blows kissu
>>6045530
>punches you in the face as she sleeps
>>6045533
Waah, the same district!
>>6045544
>Screams internally
>>6045533
Since there is an spot empty in district 11 then I'll take it.
>>6045533
>>6045547
Yes!! Nicu!
Good luck, Neppy
>>6045509
>Gives you happy thoughts.
>>6045530
Nigh Subaru-kun. Sweet dreams~
>>6045539
It's not cheating if it's magic! Magic is natural~
>>6045533
Ready.
>>6045555
Good luck as well, let's kick some butts!
>>6045533
You will give me a generic oblivious anime girl name this instant
>>6045565
>>6045568
That was a fake swap...
>>6045554
Fixed!
>>6045568
I said, put me in the empty spo-
>>6045588
Nevermind thank you.
>>6045576
I think they were aware and did it on purpose.
>>6045567
Mhm!
>slaps butt
>>6045588
O-oh, rip Nep...
>>6045557
It kind of is though... Like make-up! That's cheating too!
>>6045588
Stop hitting.. slicing.. whatever!
>>6045601
Waah, my butt.. You shouldn't attack your friends!
>>6045601
Oh okay then, you keep doing what you feel like doing~
I need to go shower...and walk my dog
thanks for playing
good night
>falls asleep
>>6045623
Oh no you don't. You're not going anywhere till I've received that wincard thingy.
>>6045615
I-It was just a prank! Because you said kicking butts and all!
>kneels down to pet her head
there there...
>>6045622
I will take normal baths, thanks!
>>6045633
But I wasn't talking about my butt! Well, whatever. One slap can't kill me.. I guess.
>>6045639
Of course not... it should go away in a few minutes...
>>6045622
>>6045576
Well thank you regardless!
>>6045676
You're saying thank you to someone after taking their place without their say, not cool bro, not cool.
>>6045686
Does it really matter? The game was a fake anyway.
dead
post lewd
>>6045708
>>6045708
The closest thing I can give you is me and Christina last year on halloween, is that good enough?
>>6045715
Isn't it a little inappropriate for a girl like you to undress just like that?
>>6045739
>>6045739
W-were you looking?!
Pervert!
>>6045746
Hey! You have no rights to call me that. You were doing it publically so how could my eyes avoid this?
>>6045708
>>6045758
By... not looking when you see something lewd happening? Have some decency!
>>6045761
>looks
>>6045761
B-Bikko...
>Drags the corpse of the thread away.
>>6045768
Says the one looking at a girl who's flashing panti-
>>6045761
Oh lord!
>>6045708
Impure!
>>6045768
Hmm? What are you looking at?
>>6045772
(I'm not Bikko. Sorry)
>>6045774
Something wrong mister?
>>6045708
>And now I leave.
>>6045778
No... Could you please put some pants on?
>>6045778
I know you aren't ;___;
>>6045774
I'm not!
>>6045778
The... band around your thighs??
>>6045715
No!!! Put your shirt down!!! You are pure! Pure!!!
>>6045788
I just wanted to go swimming...
>>6045786
Prove it!
>>6045788
>Seals the box with duct tape
>>6045783
Pants? What's this? Who wear pants these days?!
>>6045784
O-Ohh.
>>6045786
Oh this. It's really inconvenient sometimes. But I must store some things somewhere.
>>6045788
Thought you abandoned this place. Guess none of us can stay gone long
>>6045793
>covers his eyes
See?
>>6045796
Yeah, inconvenient!
>thinks for a moment
Like when you go to the bathroom, right?
>>6045796
A lot of people so they won't get cold, including me.
>>6045808
Right... Just admit it. You're a perv little girl.
>>6045808
For example. Or during hugging with another person. It can get in the way.
>>6045821
Ech? Pants can be a hassle sometimes.
>>6045793
>Scratches.
>>6045790
Don't do it!
>>6045798
I come and go when I'm bored anon.
>>6045821
No, and I'm a boy!
>>6045827
H-hugging with the legs?
>still staring at it
>>6045832
Don't go swimming? Why not?
>>6045832
I see, guess I could say the same considering I haven't looked at these threads in weeks.
>>6045827
Perhaps but some may find it very distracting when you're exposing your legs like that.
>>6045832
Rude.
>>6045836
Oh...
>>6045836
Yeah, especially on the bed. From behind. Hugging with legs is fun.
>>6045845
Mhm.. fine. I will wear some pants.. next time.
>>6045854
Thank you.
>>6045844
It's a curse I tell ya!
>>6045836
Because it's cold and it's winter. Do you want to freeze?
>>6045845
You locked me in that box!!!
>>6045845
Yep!
>>6045854
You mea like... like... spooning?
>>6045873
No, not really...
Maybe I should go in a sauna instead.
>>6045874
Yes! Something like that. Only legs are involved too.
>>6045873
Good thing I have the perfect mix of being here in short burst so I have finally become a literal who.
>>6045873
Yes I did. Is there a problem?
say hi to erp, they're lonely
>>6043982
>>6045887
We have both become literally who! Let us go play some OJ.
>>6045890
Yes there is. You didn't give me any soda.
>>6045874
Now that I will allow.
nice rp
>>6045897
Go buy your own Dr. Pepper.
>>6045897
That's all you ever want to play though.
>>6045899
thanks
>>6045899
Thank you. I learned from the best.
first 24
>>6045886
Now I get how you mean it!
It must be really comfy, if it wasn't for the band.
>>6045897
Is there one nearby?
>>6045925
Maria and Harusame
>>6045925
Reflecto
>>6045925
Neptune
>>6045929
Yeah, we really should try this someday! Without band of course.
>>6045925
Hououin Kyouma
>>6045925
Homer Simpson
>>6045925
Aikawa
>>6045947
Hehe, sure!
>>6045925
Adoring Fan
>>6045925
Sanae Kochiya
>>6045925
Spike
>>6045925
Gishki Ariel
I've my doubts. Good enough morning to you lot, regardless.
>>6045906
Would you like to play Memesurgency? Arma 3? Dead By Daylight? KF 2? Skull girls? Rainbow Six?
>>6045904
No!
>>6045929
Yes right next door. Just ask them to direct you to it.
>>6045925
Eggman-kun
>>6045925
Yuri Plisetsky
>>6045925
Lord Taranza
>>6045925
Kirby
>>6045971
Not my problem then.
>>6045971
Dead by daylight is fun, but my toaster is shit. Skull girls can be fun too but combo games I have never been good at.
8 more
>>6045996
Kyubey
>>6046002
>pokes
>>6046002
>honks
>>6046002
>Pokes as well
>>6045992
I got nothing then.
>>6045971
I don't think I should trust that kind of sauna...
>>6045996
Ice Climbers
>>6046016
amazing rp
>>6046002
>Accidental grope
>>6046027
Why did you remove everyone?
>>6046026
Thanks. I'm trying.
>>6046036
obviously you aren't
>>6046018
I still play skullgirls with friends good or bad at it. Either way its 9 and I work tommorow. Nice chattin with ya, if you want to play games with me you know where to look doll
>>6046026
Arrr-peeee is serious business.
>>6046032
>Remove
What?
5 more
>>6046012
Hmm? What is it creature of the shadows?
>>6046014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a6vQgXNY5k
>>6046016
Um... Yes ma'am, what is it you want?
>>6046027
>Accidental canon fire.
>>6046052
You. Go say hi to erp
>>6046039
But you said 'amazing rp'. Make up your mind anon!
>>6046052
Nothing special, just poking and looking.
>Pokes once again.
>>6046048
Best Saiyan
>>6046027
>accidental calls a fag
>>6046048
Lord Beerus
>>6046048
Lewd Flan
>>6046052
>>6046064
>Dies
>>6046052
>Canon
>>6046062
That isn't Bardock
>>6046048
Tenshi
>>6046048
Orihara Izaya
>>6046061
And what, might I ask, is it that you are so keen to see ma'am?
>The woman crosses her arms and remains staring towards the girl.
>>6046073
>I'm tired, hadn't noticed I missed an N
>>6046044
Remove everyone from Steam.
>>6046086
>kissu
>>6046090
Just giving ya shit.
>>6046092
That's ERP Okabe.
>>6046092
I'm not your Okabe dude. I'm from the erp threads.
>>6046097
>Thank you for pointing it out though.
>>6046100
Oh, that's why he is suddenly likeable.
>>6046090
Hmm I see a beautiful..ech, hairstyle! Yes yes, hairstyle.
>She started petting woman head.
>>6046105
Honk honk!
>>6046105
Anytime
>>6046104
Tell Kurshit to give me a hug.
>>6046095
Uh... Are you alright there champ?
>>6046112
My oh my oh my, such a silly child you are.
>She chuckles for a moment before crouching down to let the girl pet her easier.
>>6046115
Must you do that?
>>6045996
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6046124
Okay, but I doubt she'll give you one.
>>6046138
I'm just making cute boat noises
>>6046138
Well, I just like to pet and play with cute things. Especially if it's soft to touch!
>She was still petting her while smiling to herself.
>>6046106
What do you mean with likeable?
Whats the ERP equivalent of LF, Okabe and KK?
>>6046179
Kurusu, jiro, virra
>>6046179
Paul, DMG, Bolin
>>6046179
>implying any of ERP's shitstains are comparable to them
>>6046179
I've always thought of it like this:
LF = Mecha
Okabe = Jiro
KK = Trixie
>>6046179
Can you describe them.
>>6046196
Didn't you people say several times that Paul was like Hoshi to you?
>>6046154
>They just sigh and shake their head
Oh anon.
>>6046165
Well you can take as long as you need to in petting miss.
>>6046215
I don't go to ERP, I just named people I know
but i do know Paul
He's basically our Bolin when he was still here.
Hoshi is someone who acts like he owns the place
>>6046220
All together now!
Honk honk!
>>6046168
You are not as arrogant as our Okabe.
>>6046211
But you know them
>>6046215
As much as I think Hoshi is a fucking dickhead occasionally, calling him equal to Paul is just insulting.
>>6046242
I like nearly forgot all of the stuff that happen with HG.
>>6046238
>Looks around all nonchalantly as they use an actual ship horn.
>>6046220
Ahh, it's enough petting for today. Also it seems game isn't going to start soon.
Time to play some video games! Thank you for letting me pet you!
>>6046234
>>6046251
Fair enough.
>>6046240
Oh I see.
Anyway, I must be on my way now. I have schemes to plan!
>Makes his mad scientist laughter before leaving
>>6046201
>Running sounds can be heard in the distance as a dust cloud appear on the horizon
>>6046269
Oh well you do go and enjoy yourself now little miss, and try not to get mad at the game if it gets hard for you.