HG THREAD.
Ready?
>>6035403
Pretty good, let's begin
>>6035403
Ready to operate~
>mfw kamina rin and gilgamesh have better rp than saber
>>6035403
>>6035001
THIS GUY CAN HAVE MY SPOT
>>6035403
Everything seems to be in order.
>>6035403
"Let's do this!"
>>6035434
>>6035388
Alright. I'll be back in a few hours and tell you how it went!
>>6035412
Got it. I'm going to the store to pick one out.
>>6035403
Are you talking about us? Sure... Let's go.
>>6035429
>drags you back to Rachnera
>>6035403
It took you long enough. Well? Get on with it then. Or are we going to have to spend another hour waiting for you?
>>6035343
Pushing people into dirt is rude, Chara. It's like shoving someone through a door!
>>6035379
Yeah, there isn't really much that would fit the kind of body structure I have. What about you?
>>6035403
I-I'm ready to face unavoidable death by the hands of someone who has lost all faith in humanity.
>>6035448
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>>6035443
"Dang! You look better in those. Ha ha, my parents would say you need more clothing, but, I like how you look!"
>>6035228
My daughter is fine, locked away in her estate, but fine.
Unless this is a threat, which in this case I might have to act on.
You knowing my reputation as a hit man is already dangerous on it's own, considering that nobody else here other than one person I trust completely knows that. I can't have those sort of rumors floating around about me.
But I also can't be murdering people around here without expecting to build up another reputation of my own.
Resolving this with a death is a lose-lose situation in my case.
So what I'll do is pretend you didn't say any of that, and as long as you keep this appearance of being a normal and angsty teenage schoolgirl about you, I won't bother looking into you.
>>6035403
Paula will make sure not to lose on the first day! People are counting on her!
START!!!
>>6035500
Why do I even bother?
>>6035403
Ready.
>>6035428
Leave Saber alone.
It isn't anybody's fault that she can't afford authentic weaponry and has to stick to replicas.
>>6035367
This.
>>6035370
Im not having my divine body contaminated by your monkey fucking genes.
>>6035364
And Lo! Thus spoke the words of the little golden bitchboy!
I am the very embodiment of everything you cared about Gilgamesh!
I am the goddess of hubris, the deity of destruction!
Im the CPU of Chaos, who smites any entire cou tries for even breathing near my presence!
>>6035412
I hate slideshows, next time bring a real fire ok sweetie?
>>6035500
>tucked this in his sweater and zipped off!
"Oh wow!! It's almost like her's!"
>>6035403
I'm ready to go.
>>6035482
>Takes quick glances over.
...
>>6035500
A shield huh? Sure, I guess I'll grab it.
>>6035459
Hey, it's not rude to help someone get through a doorway if they're rooted into the ground...
Just think of going back under the flowerpot as going though a doorway back into the place where you belong. It's not so rude at all if you think about it that way, wouldn't you agree? Now go.
>Places the flowerpot upsidedown over your head
Truth.
>>6035500
That's right. Run away with nothing to save you. We're all going to die anyways. so what's the point? The only thing you've proven right now is that you're willing to die before me...I-I can't believe a man has less of a will to live than a woman. Wh-what a time to be alive, right? If only we didn't have to die such pitiful deaths I would say I'm actually enjoying this.
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>>6035500
o-oh ok, let's go let's go!
>runs
>>6035500
An empty back-pack? Just what I need to procure a steady investigation.
>>6035500
Lookit at this! Paula feels like she can take on the whole city with it! What do you think, friends?
>>6035500
Close, But I ain't dead yet.
>>6035508
Excuse me?
>>6035510
>Force feeds Rei Ryghts a Snickers
>>6035459
I still didn't pick, but I guess I'll just dress up as anything, It'll be fun.
Bonjour everyone! How are you all today? Having fun?
>>6035500
Day 1!
>>6035520
>are you erp chara?
>>6035570
I forgot how to have fun
I want Jacket and Richard to fuck me.
>>6035578
A ring? Not that special, really.
>>6035570
I've done naught but get extreme motion sickness and be killed in the bloodbath.
...So no.
>>6035519
You knooooow. Paula has eyes everywhere!
>>6035578
Ahhh, no fair! He distracted me!
>>6035570
Paula's still trying to wake up. She will begin to have in ten more minutes.
>>6035500
Sweet now I get that free ransom loot before I purge them all!
>>6035557
>spits it out and blasts the worm
Im not hungry though, idiot!
>>6035578
Shit.
>>6035578
Will this be fine? This won't create a flood or anything, right?
>>6035500
So the hunt has already begun? Doesn't matter, soon this world will be mine, but first. I got to run and I have to find the local superhero to destroy! "And totally not seduce him"
>>6035570
Kon'nichiwa. So far so good! I've assessed everything that I needed during my investigation, now I'm relishing the serenity of leisure time.
>>6035612
>It was a hologram
>Grabs you form behind, shoves a Snickers in your mouth and forces you to swallow
Chill the fuck out, Neptits.
>>6035578
Night 1!
>>6035548
For the sake of our cover, we can't let anybody know that you possess authentic armor and weaponry. It'll bring too many eyes on you.
If anybody asks you about it, you should explain to them that you are a "cosplayer".
>>6035578
I'm sorry.. I just can't bring myself to do it.
>>6035608
Ah.. I-I wasn't doing anything..
>>6035520
I-I'm doing very well on my own, thank-you-very-much. I'd rather be the one to decide whether or not I enter or exit this pot, anyways! You can't boss me around just cause I'm a plant, j-
>Flowey's rant is cut off as the pot descends on him. He continues mumbling underneath it.
>>6035563
Ohh? Sounds like you've got a lot of variety, then. You better share your candy with me, by the way.
>>6035643
"All I did was ask about your hat, dude."
>>6035500
It was your own fault for thinking that you could defeat me in battle in the first place, you foolish mage. Do you not understand? I cannot be defeated, not by you, or anyone.
>>6035510
Golden bitchboy, hmm? I see that you have resorted to using such vile and disgusting language right off the bat. Truly fitting for such a lowly subject. Or perhaps your tiny little brain just couldn't come up with anything else but a slur?
You are not even worth getting mad over, someone as worthless as you shall never be worthy of my rule. Unless of course you were to beg for it, I perhaps may be willing to change my mind in that case.
>>6035578
I have no need for spells and the like. As long as I have my collection, I should run into no issues.
>>6035643
All this medical equipment and I forgot a lighter...
>>6035581
Oh silly! You just need to get out more!
>>6035604
Aww what's the matter? Looks like you had a nice slice of humble pie...your highness.
>>6035626
You didn't tell me you were a detective did you?
>>6035608
Ahaha~ get a little too much beauty sleep?
>>6035098
>Pose of victory
Excellent! With this I'd have no problem finding your casino, baby!
>>6035109
It's alright to be a loser Subaru, you almost remind me of by previous self back in higschool. Just work hard and one day you'll reach a portion of my full glory.
>>6035268
You flatter me Saber! But I do want a human rear to warm the co-pilot seat next to mine, yours to be specific.
>>6035228
Please! If I can afford a spaceship that can warp almost anywhere in the univerese I can probably take you to any restaurant in this planet.
>>6035578
And you fell right into my trap!
>Presses the button
Prepare to...
>But it does nothing
....dammit.
>>6035643
Can't you get yourself a blanket? I don't want you to be this close to me...
>>6035403
I believe I may have been looked over but that is no issue. Thank you for hosting regardless.
>>6035659
Well of course I'll share candy, sharing is caring, and I care alot.
>>6035643
>She let's out a vicarious laugh
Haha! Now your supplies are destroyed by the RX organisation there's no way for you to recover or face us in our path to world domination!
>>6035578
Not even close partner. I'm you, but older.
Though I'll be out of your hair soon, don't worry.
>>6035659
My work here is done.
>>6035643
Day 2!
>>6035659
>throws bone at
>>6035677
Oh, hardly. I always look like this, I simply couldn't care less at the moment.
>>6035643
King?
>>6035678
Alrighty, Handsome man, see you later Dandy, hope you find the casino.
>>6035630
>doesnt swallow and fucking dies from choking
>>6035510
>>6035077
>This is totally fine.
C-Careful with the haircut, it's like my second heart.
>>6035643
Mana master? What is that exactly...?
>>6035702
We didn't end up getting much.. Only she lived there.
>>6035702
Let's go my minions, my peons, my allies! If we destroy their supplies and spread our names then they'll surely suffocate under our dangerous presence! Especially if we destroy all that they got and take it for our own.
>>6035702
>She scoffs, taking a knife from the camp before leaving, finding nothing that interested her.
He doesn't even keep any body parts around here... what a waste of time.
>>6035689
Well, in my case, I care WAY more about the sugar n' stuff moreso than "sharing". Which is why I'm glad to hear that you'll do so with me!
>>6035697
>A loud growling sound can be heard echoing from inside the pot.
>Suddenly, Flowey lurches towards you, and slams the pot into your leg, shattering it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6035705
>He catches it in his mouth.
Mmm!
>Spitting it out, he glanced around.
Huh? Who threw that at me?!
>>6035705
>steals bone
>>6035684
>suddenly, a hero runs in at incredibly high speeds.
H-hello!
>>6035654
Being a creeper is something. It also made me lose, so it's super-something!
>>6035677
You know that Paula needs it the most. She can't keep getting uglier! Speaking of that it looks like Ash got a lot of beauty sleep as well!
>>6035684
>Pets
>>6035738
I'm happy you'll enjoy this Halloween, I'll even share my licorice with you.
>>6035755
Licorice?
>His face cringes up.
Bleh! Licorice SUCKS!
>>6035643
You shall all guard while I slumber, do not even dare think of betraying me, or I shall show you all no mercy.
>>6035702
A fishing port, hm? Well, I am quite hungry, I guess it would not hurt to grace the mongrels with my presence for a bit.
>>6035643
Your Pan no Ken is indeed quite effective in the field of battle, my sincerest apologies for ever doubting your skills Plain Bread Chan.
>>6035677
I'm not a detective at all, I'm a soldier...that's investigating....is all.
>>6035763
Fair enough, more for me then, what do you like then?
>>6035697
>i think i talked to all the chara now
>>6035702
Night 2!
>>6035744
Ah.. I've been called that so much, I guess it's true huh? Sorry though.
>>6035780
Haha, I-I'm not really at that point right? Ah.. I guess I am.
>>6035706
You don't care about being a loser?
>>6035744
Ahaha~ Right you are mon amie, but you aren't getting ugly, you still look way better than that girl Mai.
>>6035777
It's all the same to me. What are you snooping around here for? Hoping to find some 'shocking' news? teehee~
>>6035647
...Very well, if that is what you would have me do then as your servant I must oblige. Is there anything else?
>>6035678
We will have to see about that.
>>6035780
Minions! Why did you leave this beeping device over here? Ah whatever, I'll just turn it off and save us from having this device blow up and destroy our base!
>touches it
>beeeee-
>
>>6035738
I'm telling Toriel you threw a pot at me.
>>6035725
>(whoops sorry)
>she strokes and toys with it, petting dandy heavily
Of course darling~
>>6035666
Only a child considers any language as bad. Sounds just like the attitude a silver spooned kid like you should have. Why dont you take that spoon and stick it up your ass peasent. Its evident that even if you had any skill in combat, you are nothing but a spoilt little boy.
Run along and polish those swords of yours Gilgamesh, before I show you what real destruction looks like.
>>6035702
oioioioi, loadmouth?! whats a loadmouth?
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>>6035794
hello everyone, des! what's a "loadmouth?"
>>6035742
>>6035748
Hello.
>walks away
>>6035819
you are
>smacks ass
nice bum, des
>>6035819
You have a mouth that takes loads.Pretty simple.
>>6035822
Goodbye, cutie.
>kissu
>>6035794
You think I'd actually be angered over something so trivial as these games?
>>6035819
Someone who talks too loudly and too much. Fool.
>>6035819
Fuck off you fucking whore
>>6035822
>pauldrons that don't cover the clavicle
anime was a mistake
>>6035808
Night 3!
>>6035819
Let me show you, child! For soon, I and the RX organisation will conquer this world!
>she stands on top of a podium and screams
A LOUDMOUTH IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEAR WHAT'S AHEAD OF HER AND ONE WHO SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LU-
>chokes on her scream and coughs till she falls off of the stage
>>6035780
H-how outrageous! Wh-what did you two hope to achieve by attacking me so....? Oh well. I must continue. I still have a vertiable mountain of work left to do. I doubt interrogating you two will do much to help matters.
>>6035794
I'm...just... never mind that! Not like the 'shocking news' will matter to you. Besides you'll just add fuel to my fire if you get in my way.
>>6035822
H-hey hold up!
>he sprints up to her
I could give you my place next games if you need it
>>6035793
Paula may be angrier if she just didn't woke up. But for now, she doesn't mind.
>>6035794
But everyone calls her beautiful! You're really trying to boost Paula's ego, you sly pooch!
>>6035819
Once you meet someone who makes you cover their ears with their voice, that's when you know it's a loudmouth!
>>6035859
Day 4!
>>6035840
Yes actually. You got pretty angry when I failed to give you unwarranted respect like a spoiled child.
>>6035866
You keep threatening me like that and I'll just have to skip the fuel part...
>>6035890
Everyone except you it seems...
>>6035890
I wish I could go to sleep and see this irredeemably cute person when I woke up, haha, I'm sorry, I'm terrible at flirting..
>>6035813
>The device on his wrist rings a couple of times
Ugh, seems like duty calls...
>Tight hug
An adventure awaits for me, my goddess! A shame our time together has to end like this, but I'll return!
>And the cowboy fades away in the horizon
>>6035713
I'm from the distant future, child's play!
>Waves her goodbye
Be there once I make a fortune in your workplace, see ya!
>>6035797
So it's a promise, yeah? Good, you won't regret a ride through the cosmos, believe me!
>Dandy turns around and walks away
See you soon, Saber!
>Disappears in the distance.
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>>6035890
oh! okay, thanks!
>>6035861
IS THIS A GAME?
>climbs up on stage
OKAY!
>flings herself at the woman on the ground
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>>6035780
I was expecting to encounter another participant, but it seems I was wrong. This game is beginning to grow quite tiresome. I was told there would be battles to be fought against fearsome opponents. I have not struggled a single time throughout this so called "game" as of yet. At this point, staring at a ceiling would be more interesting.
>>6035813
>Gilgamesh immediately beings laughing hysterically
Ahh... you truly are pathetic, I can't even put it into words. You are quite lucky that I have even been willing to put up with you for as long as I have. If you truly wish not to talk to me, then I suppose I will cease doing so. I have grown tired of this boring conversation anyways.
>>6035819
You offend me by grouping me in with the rest of those mongrels, child. You should treat your king with more respect. It is most likely for the best for you learn to this at a young age.
>>6035914
Night 4!
>>6035929
Hmh. Wouldn't you be ornery when someone fails to give you the proper respect? I was in a poor mood.
>>6035948
But of course. You really shouldn't shout everything, however.
>>6035948
>when the mound of venus is taller than mount everest
>>6035819
When a human is very annoying, thats what!
>>6035948
>she listens to the scream, paying close attention to detail
>lets out a tear or two due to the performance
Wonderful! With a power and a gift like that, such a robust and strong voice, we'll surely be able to conquer the world. Just stick by the side of me and the RX organisation and we'll manage to fight each and every superhero "But first I'll have to seduce them" till there's none left!
>>6035948
Th-this isn't a game. If th-there's a stage then it's obviously a c-comedy show.
>all this shitty roleplay
>>6035981
>suicide pacts
>>6035981
Night 5!
>>6035958
>she starts laughing back.
So the little boy wants to see my power hmmm? Does he want to see me nuke this thread harder then japan?
>>6035994
it is a default game
>>6035929
Paula's self respect is where it should be! There's nothing wrong with that!
>>6035938
Kaito really is! No surprise he fell for Paula so quickly!
>>6035948
YOU'RE WELCOME! HAVE A NICE LIFE!
>she puts away her loudspeaker
>>6035987
(You)
Fuck off shitpost-kun
>>6035962
Not really, I'v mastered the technique of not caring what others have to say. If only you could too...
>>6036005
Want me to change it up? Fine.
your breath smells and you are waay to loud. That help?
>>6035996
The feast!
>>6035929
I won't hold back if you try. But I wish to be friends not enemies.
>>6035994
You have to admit they're appropriate for our community.
>>6036046
This guy gets it.
Which ava would you make love to?
Which ava would you have for a night of hatesex?
>>6036033
Arena event!
>>6036055
Subaru
Subaru
>>6036041
Friends share secrets mon amie, why don't you share yours?
>>6036005
H-hey.. I'm not that bad right? Hmm.. Paula has very beautiful eyes, if I could just get lost in one with all the eyes you have like that I'll be trapped forever. Is that better?
>>6036055
Based Gilgamesh
Rin
Y-you're hurting me! -She moaned out loudly, her chest pressed firmly against the copier. Pain filled her quickly but was soon replaced by intense pleasure, causing her to moan and groan, her juices sliding down her thigh as he turned her on even more. Even though he was destroying her and she was enjoying it, pain still filled within her, causing her to move a hand behind her and press against his chest, as if asking him to slow down.- It hurts! -Although a thought wondered in the back of her mind, a feeling of wanting him to go even faster, to really make her cry. However, it was just a thought.-
>>6036030
With a proper upbringing, it's only natural one has actual standards.
>>6036055
>For Ariel, probably nobody and Hiita respectively.
>>6036055
Booce
I already hatesex myself, silly anon.
>>6036014
Not shitposting if it's true
>>6036060
Night 6!
borthers sisters i had a dream a dream where HG was divided into two seperate groups of the whites and the blacks
where the blacks represent the cancer and the whites represent only hoshi I present you with a glimpse of the future, a glimpse of what has been revealed to me in my dream a glimpse of sanc 2.0
>>6036055
Rika
Rika
>>6036088
YUGIOH
PUSSY
BUMPING
>>6035958
my king? i have a king! neat! does this make me a god?!
>stands up triumphantly
BOKU WA KAMI-SAMA, DES!
>>6035962
SHOUTIGN?
WHOS SHOUTING
IM NOT SHOUTING
IM UH, uhhhh...
who am I?
>>6035971
I NEVER REST!
>>6035979
STICK BY YOU?!
OKAY
>spits on your chest
>spits on my hands
>hugs you
>>6035985
COMEDY? I LOVE COMEDY, WHO'S ON STAGE? IS IT YOU?
GO ON, TELL ME A JOKE! ANYTHING! I LOVE TO LAUGH!
>>6036055
Perri
Junko
(Wed 02/9/2011 11:52:09 am) : -She began to scream once more, the pleasure running through her overwhelming her inexperienced body. She held onto the copier tightly as he continued with her clit, pounding inside her so hard it hurt.- I-I love it! Uugghh! Don't stop! -She finally gave into the pleasure, wanting to cum over, and over again. Soon, his fingers sent her over the edge as she tightened up around him once more, cumming over him yet again.-
>>6036101
..Crendor? Acce?
>>6036100
Night 8
>>6036055
What this guy said >>6036081
If only we had Iskander...
>>6036030
It's hurts when a friend says that. My breath doesn't even stink.
>>6036078
Which set of eyes though? Some are more important than others.
>>6036055
Too many boys to count!
ME!
>>6036055
komachi
dunno
>>6036114
Fuck off Yukine/Wiggins
>>6036073
We don't cut as deep and I'm true to the mission no matter what. I wouldn't meddle with your affairs at all.
>>6036123
THE WINNER IS...
>>6036112
Yes, child. Just hug me for the time being as soon there'll be only chaos when we march these planes and nothing stands but what we decide. We're the ones who'll be in charge after all and we'll be the ones to use this world as we see fit!
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>>6036112
How should I know? You've not given me your name.
>>6036111
>She's the only person I can think of that Ariel actually hates here.
>>6036129
>I love the sheer amount of /m/ in there.
>>6036141
Almost disappointing. Congratulations, and thank you for having us.
>>6036141
>my waifu won
Nice
>>6036129
No one could play him right.
>>6036135
Why would I post that?
>>6036142
*Plains
Nothing wrong with my excitement of the world being in our hands making my speech pattern turn a bit fuzzy!
(Wed 02/9/2011 11:01:52 am) : -She bit down on her lip and hissed, arching her back so her head would follow his hand and he could continue to slam and ram himself inside her. She screamed louder, her body begin to tense up around him once more.- Y-yes! You're d-destroying every p-part of me! -Her eyes began to tear up as she cried a little, still in complete pleasure but pain running through her body as well.- I'm gonna cum again!
>>6036088
Fancy way of saying you're spoiled.
>>6036132
So the only one who can bring Paula down is...Paula? You are weird sometimes.
>>6036138
The more secretive you are about it, the more you raise my suspicions.
>>6036132
Hmmm...
>He leans in close, looking into the girl's eyes.
The one's that look back at me, a-at least I think they're the only one's that look back..
>>6036112
U-Um...okay...just give me a moment.
>she clears her throat
What's the deal with airline food? It tastes just like my mother's cooking, except it's edible! If I wanted to make a flight more irritable and uncomfortable I'd sit next to a big, greasy guy that can't stop talking about how great the food is! With any luck the weight from the pig fucker would drive us all into the ground. I think that might actually make for one enjoyable flight. It'd shut the babies up, and we all don't have to go into work the next day!
>>6036167
Placements!
>>6036167
"Congrats, dude!"
"Thanks for hosting!"
>>6036202
Not at all. I'm merely of another caliber compared to you.
>>6036222
Thank you for progressing the RX group in it's goal to conquer the world. We'll make sure to spare you once we take full control!
>>6036222
Thanks for hosting
>>6036222
Congratulations Maki!
Thank you very much for hosting Colette!
>>6036222
Thanks for hosting mate.
What trickery is life.
>>6036142
>>6036180
IN CHARGE? IN CHARGE OF WHAT? THE COMEDY SHOW? SHOULDN'T WE BE ON STAGE?!
ARE WE GOING TO LOSEOUR JOBS?! HURRY LETS GET BACK ON STAGE HIURRRU HIRRY!
>grabs by the hand and leads back onto stage
>>6036151
NAME? WHAT'S A NAME? I DONT HAVE ONE.
HI!
>>6036260
This is hell. You are being punished for being a bad person in the previous life. Try not to fuck it up this time.
>>6036237
Say, do you enjoy hurting other people?
>>6036215
>falls asleep midway into it
>>6036162
I wanted to but I'm too afraid to try him. But if legion had one that wasn't complete garbage at least someone here could play him right.
>>6036202
Your quite a suspicious sort yourself Ash! First impressions don't last long.
>>6036280
U-Um...are you okay? Did you happen to meet your maker while I was talking? That's okay if you did. Sometimes I wish I would die mid sentence while I'm on stage telling jokes.
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>>6036222
Good job winner! Paula thanks you for hosting!
>>6036207
Hehe! Good choice! You passed the flirting class!
She just doesn't want to hear that from friends. Paula doesn't deny that she's weird.
>>6036215
What's the deal with black people? They're not black and they're not people!
>>6036274
Hurt my ass with your cock please
>>6036268
It's what you call yourself, you fool. So what do you?
>>6036322
Hehe, that's a good one! I didn't know there were other comedians in this place. How long have you been doing comedy?
>>6036202
>>6036317
Paula messed up. The last sentence is for Ash.
>>6036268
>>6036280
>she watches as she falls asleep on-stage
WAKE UP! There's no time to sleep, young one. There's a world out there we have to conquer and we're doing it on the best way possible! I spend the entire night making posters with photoshop and getting 500 of them printed out, which took a dive in my wallet. So let's get to it!
>she hands her the posters
Propaganda is the way to conquer the world as a woman I greatly admire would say and use!
>>6036274
But of course I do, we do, the RX group does. We want to take over the world, but we're dealing with some issues as there's always mean superheroes trying to stop us from doing so. "It's totally not like I'd like to have a hero to save me"
>>6036323
WOah chil out Biker
>>6036337
I wasn't joking. Seriously, what is wrong with niggers?
>>6036112
You are nothing but a mongrel child, although I feel as if that might be beyond your comprehension. It seems you harbor the brain of that of a five year old.
>>6036237
You dare insult the king by claiming that you will steal his land? Yet another subject unworthy of my rule, I am beginning to think that it was a mistake coming here.
First 48.
>>6036369
Monster Kid
>>6036369
kys junko
>>6036369
>inb4 everyone takes the bait
>>6036353
O-Oh...well there aren't many dark people here in Japan, so I don't know what to say here...
>>6036369
Adler
>>6036369
Furry porn
>>6036369
>junkosmall
>>6036369
Talon
>>6036369
Junko would make a new thread
>>6036369
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
>>6036315
>her upper body shoots up!
NOPE! YHOU JUST TELL AWFUL JOKES LADY!
WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME JOKES? WHERE AM I, DES?
>>6036333
DO I WHAT?
>>6036369
Reflecto
>fuck you too captcha
>>6036369
Colonel Sanders
>>6036384
Really? Be right back, moving to Japan.
>>6036230
Is that what mommy and daddy tell you before you go to bed?
>>6036292
Me? Suspicious? Ahaha~ whatever do you mean? I'm just a simple boy!
>>6036343
You're so silly! What kind of logic is that? You call yourself ugly, but don't like it when someone supports your claims.
>>6036380
>filename
kys heathen
>>6036317
Haha, Is there an advanced class?
>>6036369
Kaito
>>6036369
Akatsuki
>>6036357
I won't just claim it! The RX group will rule the world and there's nothing you can do against it! Unless you're a superhero, are you a superhero? "If you are I'll have to stick close to you and never let you go. "I'll conquer you before anything else get conquered if you are"
>>6036369
Get Fucked
>>6036369
Ice Climbers
>>6036369
Ash Crimson
>>6036369
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6036369
Alex
>>6036357
Do you want my Gilgamesh folder?
>>6036369
Junko Enoshima
>>6036369
mario the retard
>>6036369
Dorian
>>6036345
If you need some skulls cracked, give me a ring.
>>6036393
You're in hell right now. You have died and now you're here to suffer with the rest of us. Your skin will burn for all eternity as you're forced to listen to my jokes. There is no way out. You made your bed, and now it's time for you to lay in it.
>>6036404
M-Maybe you can become a comedian once you get here?
Fuck off with your bait Juders.
Someone give me his steam, I'm not going to leave this.
>>6036410
Nah.
>>6036369
Richard
>>6036369
Gilgamesh
>>6036450
Private account
Does anyone need a host?
>>6036369
Mfw Default Game
>>6036369
Adrian Rollini
>>6036369
Araragi
>>6036406
>Pets
>Feeds icecream
>Gives bellyrubs
Seth pls host over.
>>6036463
>rightclick
>copy url
>>6036450
>tfw unfriended
>>6036454
Yes.
>>6036481
>over
>implying there's a game
>>6036393
What else is there? A name is what you address yourself by to differentiate yourself from others. It's not that difficult a concept.
...Do you have amnesia or the like?
>>6036409
My birth parents are no longer with us. And my adoptive mother held me to quite the high standards, as well. You certainly wouldn't last a day in our home.
>>6036488
>>6036454
>>6036410
>>6036380
SONIA
>>6036369
Ryo Akizuki
>>6036479
One thing at a time please
>>6036409
A 'simple' boy with the ability to conjure flames at will, obviously you've grown content with the use of your powers.
>>6036409
Because that's not what a friend's supposed to do! Why's Ash so hung up on hoe Paula looks anyway?
>>6036411
If this was, Kaito's too bad to handle that. Gets some more credits before even thinking about that!
>>6036508
Souda-Kun? Be a good man and remove this imposter from the property, please!
>>6036488
>>6036440
Will do! We, the RX group can use any help in achieving world domination! "What a nice guy, offering his help just like that. It's great to be around when people have such a great mindset"
>>6036522
>>6036523
Miss. Sonia please kiss me. I've been waiting so long for this that I might just burst into treats.
>>6036345
>jolts up like fresh morning wood
READY SIR!
>salutes
>takes the posters
WHERE DO I PUT THESE?
>puts one on the ground
>wipes off shoes on it
>>6036447
B-BUTT I WANNA LEAVE
LET ME LEAVE PLS
i-i'll won't fall asleep during your jokes! I'm sorry gilgamesh!
>bows
>>6036369
Colette
>>6036542
That's not what you should be doing! I worked my ass off last night getting these done. Just take some tape and strap them to poles and trees and buildings. Make sure that everyone can see them!
>>6036542
G-Gilgamesh!? Why would you call me by the name of a harlot? I'm a pure woman! I haven't ever had a boyfriend, and I've never done anything sexual!
>>6036539
Take me out on that date you promised me and I shall take it into consideration!
>>6036450
>Wanting anything to do with Jude.
>>6036494
You're right, I'd probably die of boredom.
>>6036514
What can I say? I'm gifted ahaha~
>>6036521
It's annoying hearing you put yourself down like some sort of sad puppy.
>>6036369
Zest
>>6036522
nice rp
>>6036369
Aksis Prime
>>6036563
I did. We went to see Ouija yesterday and we could do anything because there was a group of 10 guys in their mid 20's in the front row. Two of them were drunk and the rest of the kept screaming at them and throwing stuff and eventually they got kicked out because enough people complained.
>>6036369
Eggman-kun
>>6036565
You know nothing of our life styles, nor how they go about.
>>6036432
Considering that it has been dirtied by your hands, no.
>>6036415
Are you clueless, woman? You are talking to the King of Heroes himself, Gilgamesh. To think of me as but a mere hero is an insult. For you to go against your king is unspeakable, have you no pride, mongrel? No matter, if you get on your knees and beg for forgiveness I may be willing to overlook this.
>>6036542
That is not be and you very well know it, mongrel.
>>6036562
I should give you the death plenty for speaking of me in such a manner, but I must deal with this pesky "general" before I can move on to you. Consider yourself lucky, cur.
>>6036369
Rinoa
>>6036565
Aren't we all?
>>6036526
Just know that these dirty deeds (and I mean messy) are in no way dirt cheap. I expect payment befitting the dangerous nature of what I do.
If that pay is in money or...other forms is up to you.
>smacks poster below with my dick and if they don't reply then they have SHIT rp
13 more
>>6036589
......You dissapoint me, my dear. You went out with an imposter...Or are you sure it wasn't your secret boyfriend Tanaka-Kun told me about?
20 more
>>6036625
BUBBLE WIZARD
Ever have one of those days where literally everything seems boring?
>>6036625
Junko
I want to marry Souda.
>>6036600
Lucky? How can I be lucky when a man named Gilgamesh is talking to me? I don't like weird cosplayers like you. Even thought you don't look like it I can tell you're nothing more than a filthy otaku chuuin that still thinks it's cool at act like a super villain. When you say death it sounds a lot better than all the other words you put out into the air.
>>6036521
Haha, alright, but don't blame me if I start trying to earn those credits.
>>6036625
>>6036633
Demon Archer
>>6036600
That sounds like a yes too me.
>>6036625
Gensokyo Philharmonic Orchestra
>>6036625
>>6036633
Monstructor
>>6036599
I know enough from looking at you.
>>6036616
No...Some people here are natural losers.
Fucking baits.
RESET YOUR FRIGGIN POST TIMERS!
>>6036600
A king amongst heroes? "OH MY GOD". Well then, it seems I'll have to fight you now in order to conquer these lands! "Time to try and hug him and see if I get a restraining order".
>she tries to hug the hero
>>6036620
We're an extremely rich organisation so don't worry about it! "Unless we spend it all on pudding again". The RX group can provide whatever you might deem necessary, sir! Everything for world domination after all! But for now, I'll have to depart to defeat another hero.
>she walks off to the printing shop to get a few more posters and go home to make dinner, watch tv with her cat on her lap, fantasize over the new hero and go to sleep.
>>6036625
Yoshiko Tsushima
>>6036625
HIIIIIS PRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>6036625
>>6036633
Gishki Ariel
I'm not certain why I'm lending my faith with you.
>>6036678
No, no you don't. And what do you think it is, hm?
>>6036707
Nice try.
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