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HG Thread

Look this over. You all have 3 minutes.
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>>6025527
It doesn't matter if you do!
>>6025546
St-stop that, perverted wierdo!
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>>6025569
That's a strange thing to worry about considering how many are killed and kill on a daily basis here. I understand though, I still feel the chills for days after "accidentally" eliminating somebody in a game...
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>>6025534
Excuse me? Huh, huh, could you tell my the reason behind your awful attempt at mockery? Wait, I have another complaint about your horrible behaviour. Why would you even try to converse with me when I'm obviously busy? I just came out here to have a nice walk, but out of nowhere someone like you jumps out of the dirt, with the sole intention of trying to pick a fight. Isn't that just simply ill-mannered? In my opinion it is, but of course your opinion can differ from mine, even if you think this kind of approach is acceptable is something that proves your lack of actual intellect. Now, I hope you won't have problems with me ignoring your words instead of engaging in pointless banter with you, right?
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>>6025613
He said not to, but swap him in anyway. I should be doing something else.
>>6025412
>>6025442
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>>6025613
>DREAMCAST

GREAT! FUCKING RETRO HIPSTER SHIT! CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!
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>>6025613
District eight is the charmers district right?
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>>6025613
>Made it in right at the top
Nice
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>>6025613
Fine.
>>6025618
>I know, it's unreal.
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>>6025640
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>Sometimes I feel like HG is the only positive thing in my life.
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>>6025534
>THIS GUY I CAN ROOT FOR
What did you mean about to root?
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>>6025644

"...Oh! W-well. Thanks, dude! Celebrate with me when I win, alright?"
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>>6025640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBloMCCt3qU
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>>6025638
I wouldn't want to wear a shirt that was soaked with someone's blood, covered in some toxic gas, or whatever else might have happened.
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>>6025613
swap me for next in line
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>>6025613
PHEW! THOUGHT I WAS A GONER! MADE IT ON TIME! DON'T WORRY GALS, I'M NOT DEAD YET!
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>>6025634 (anon)
>Ah, I see, and I will. Thanks!

>>6025613
Alright, slick, let's get on with it!
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>>6025613
It looks good!
>>6025283 (Monster Kid)
Don't worry about it, Monster Kid! Here's all you have to do - I'm celebrating two birthdays at once, so all I need you to do is sing it twice so I can record it as a gift for the both of them! How does that sound, bud?
>>6025227 (Vice Admiral Zabi)
Well...
>Our hero sighs, looking to the side.
There are many sides to the same story. It's hard for me to give you a legit answer without me needing to bring out, like, examples and all of that stuff, you know? It's needed when it's needed.
>>6025434 (Reisen)
Yeah, but I'm not as traditional as she is, you know? I have no idea what it's like in Taiwan, but I wanted to give her a gift regardless since it's her birthday! An Elixir of Life isn't needed as she's basically immortal as long as Taiwan is around! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
...U-Um. I don't know who this "Lady Kaguya" person is, though. Can you please tell me who she is, dude?
>>6025451 (Asgore)
>Alfred just keeps recording, smiling at the action. As soon as the song ends, he gives a thumbs up, grinning widely.
You did well, Asgore! I dunno why you were blushing, though - I know you're doing it for a gal, but she's not here! Do you want a drink of water or something, dude?
>>6025498 (Skullomania)
Wow! That sounds, like, totally a hard job for you, dude! I wonder what it's like doing things like those everyday, but I guess I'll have to wait fro an answer, since...
>Our hero pulls out a picture of Xiao Mei, grinning to himself.
BAM! How does she look, dude? This is what Taiwan looks like!
>>6025502 (Andrew)
Alright then, dude! I hope you're ready for it since there's not gonna be a retake!
>He pulls out a camera, getting ready to record Andrew.
On the count of three, alright? One... Two... Three!
>He motions for him to begin.

>America/Alfred
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>>6025664
Of course. Go out there and kick some butt.

Nice spines, by the way.
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>>6025605
That is classified information. I have no interest in dating a human of your...caliber.


>>6025520
>picks up the anon and dusts him off quickly
Forgive me, I am not all that fond of being touched too much. Do not tell the mistress please.
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>>6025613
Swap!
>>6025469
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XHIDMvsX-o&list=PLMx9nl9VYhtMYh8ApN4XcdNrzQBVQnLZX&index=15

Now without further ado, let's begin.
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>>6025613
Looking good
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>>6025630
Haha, sure it doesn't.
>>6025691
I can't really get a tan.. But it still feels nice..
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>>6025664
I'll be rootin' for you all the way!
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>>6025671
Recently it's been power washed with lilac scentee softener, hung out to dry in the bright arena sun, and finally folded neatly by my own two hands.

It kind of makes up for whatever happened to the clothes before, does it not?
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>>6025682
>Oh God I made a terrible mistake entering Doopliss while still interacting with someone as LT!Asgore.
No, I'm-I'm fine! Just'a bit nervous, hahah!
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>when some faggot tries to shit talk you
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>>6025684
Dun worry, I wouldn't dream of getting choco elf in trouble!
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>>6025683

"Man, I can only hope they grow out enough to the point they are nearly as cool as yours!"

>>6025709

"Dude, that gets me pumped! I won't let you down!"
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>>6025682
Frankly I think too much pacifism will lead to a nations downfall. Me and my family did what we had to do...it's just that sometimes the guilt can be unbearable.
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The first Day

Someone gets quite a chilly reception, along with some others.
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>>6025646
You know I'd be in it man, check out how well it's goin with this new girl I met!

>>6025682
>Somewhat bashfully, he starts singing. He's a little off key at places, but overall not too bad
Happy B-Day Taiwan, from all of us at the NBA!

>>6025684
Caliber? If you're gonna turn me down, at least don't pull your punches. I gotta know what I can do to eventually woo a woman like you!
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>>6025657
AS IN YOU ARE THE LEAST NON-FAGGY PERSON HERE

>>6025691
FUCKING GREAT. I CAN ALMOST HERE MY CONSOLE SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING CHAINSAW AS I HAVE TO BLOW IT LIKE A FRENCH WHORE.
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>>6025732
Are you kiddin'? Yours are already way cooler than mine. When you get older, they're just gonna be /extra/ cooler.
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Too late? Sorry suit of armor
>>6025691
>She throws a bunch of money at the bell hop
Give Paula and friends the best room you have! She will pay for it!
>>6025605
Not me! Rachnera, silly! Maybe she would like to do boys as well!
>>6025608
Paula just feels real bad. She wants you to know it's so you can have a happy life.
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>>6025691
!!!

Oh, I wish I had known this was going to be a Dreamcast! Oh well, I'll be watching and cheering!
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>>6025691

"Here's hoping my new buddies actually let me stay in the room with them. Ha ha!"
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>>6025738
Paula's feeling too hot here. Can you make the feeling stop?
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>>6025738
Awww
>>6025743 Why do you have to be so mean?
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>>6025653
Pride, right? I hope you do know that it's awfully rude to stare at others without saying anything, but don't take that as encouragement from me. I don't intend to have a conversation with someone like you, even if I don't want to sound rude, it would be just a waste of my time. None of us would want that, right? If you have some compassion in your heart, I'm sure you'll choose to just walk away, no?
>>6025665
Ohh, how clever of you. I'm sure it took you around the same time to think up that clever response of yours, as it took your parents to make up their mind on discarding you after your birth. I'm not one who would do such horrible thing, but I can understand their actions. After all that little show just now is something that fits you more. After all, we usually discard trash like it's nothing, just like you've been probably left behind multiple times, no? Sorry, I'm not trying to be aggressive towards you, but you have to understand my position. I don't really have anything positive to say about it, and you can't really blame me for that. I hope you understand that.
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>>6025738
Oh I'm sorry, when did you think this was YOUR team?
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>>6025774
He's an angry man with no other way to vent.
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>>6025738

"...Oh all people to shove with my eyes closed!"
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>>6025738
Alright, so here's what we do: I get all the shards, you don't do anything. I keep them all. That good?
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The first night is considerably more peaceful than the first day. At least some of you haven't forgotten your mission here.
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>>6025789

>of

>>6025750

"Dude, it's taking forever to grow up!"
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>>6025752
She never seemed to have an interest beyond Izaya, and ain't a single damn person here thinks I'm good lookin anyways. Low key, I think it's cause I'm black, when it comes to some of em at least.
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>>6025682
>GASP.

SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER! KINDA! I'LL DEFINITELY GIFT HER A NECKLACE OF SOME SORT! SHE LOOKS SO ADORABLE!

You know what's better, I'll gift her my one of my SIGNATURE SCARVES!
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>>6025798
Hey, no fair! I was supposed to win! Why? Why? Why?
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>>6025778
JESUS CHRIST DO YOU JUST SIT THERE AND WRITE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS? YOU'RE WORSE THAN FUCKING KANKRI.

>>6025774
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING FAT TO RUN

>>6025780
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KNOW HOW TO TAKE ORDERS, BITCH
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>>6025807
Shut up, nigger.
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>>6025798
N-now gentlemen, can't we settle this in a more civil manner?
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>>6025814
I like this guy. Shit on more of the tryhards, please.
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Send help

I can't fucking sleep, it's too goddamn hot and the AC won't turn on for reasons
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>>6025801
Trust me, I know the feeling. It'll happen one day, though. Enjoy being small while it lasts. We neglect to appreciate the little things about being little.
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>>6025817
This is exactly what I'm talkin bout! We need an MLK ava or some shit.
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>>6025814
You need to relax.
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>>6025798
You see this bat of mine? It's my girl, my pride and joy. The best moment I ever had with my dirty girl was when I bashed it over that Asian kid's fucking head. Woo man, that was fun.
>>6025814
If you keep shouting like that, I might have to jam Lucille down your throat and fuck your throat with it.
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>>6025828
So sleep naked
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>>6025738
I'm surprised you want to take a rest from your work...
>>6025798
How did we end up in this situation?!
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>>6025828
Set up a fan.
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>>6025798
Hmm, these could make a fine meal if I can find a chef to properly prepare them, I suppose. But that could turn out to be a hard task around here. How does one go about searching for a cook, when we clearly lack any restaurant around here? Also, finding one who is talented enough to be worthy of these ingredient isn't an easy task. Maybe I will return to this place later, because right now this seems to be too troublesome.
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>>6025798
There's nothing a little put-put can't win you
>>6025813
Sorry to hear that. I can split some of my winnings if you want! A penguin can't do much with money, I'm afriad
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>>6025828
Take off all your clothes.
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Hm, seems some of you got caught causing mischief. GUN clearly isn't please, but the Commander is a fair man. Next time, don't get caught, or it could be fatal.
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>>6025831
Like we need any more darkies running their fool mouths and talking about fried chicken and grape drank in every thread.
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>>6025828
...what >>6025840 said...
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>>6025742
But, you're not in district eight..? And sure.
>>6025752
Hey, are you sure you don't want to? I think we're both pretty confused and conflicted.
>>6025798
This is pretty dangerous, but as always it's fun.
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>>6025838
I prefer lots of heads to beat in, rather than focusing on just one.
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>>6025856
Good job, kid. I might have some use for you later.
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>>6025829

"I keep thinking that being a little bit taller would help me with winning. It's the only thing I really need fixed about me. Oh! And perhaps be a little bit faster!"
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>>6025855
lewd
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>>6025849
You're...you're helping me? Why?

>>6025856
Let me go! Stop it!
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>>6025563
Just because you're facing an unknown entity to you or your world, it doesn't mean that your knowledge has failed.

>>6025682
You should look more information about their traditions. considering that a box of Fireworks probably wouldn't be the most safe idea, although a sweet would be a nice present for her, of course isn't the usual "birthday cake"

Ah, Lady Kaguya is one of my Masters, Black and silky hair, a figure and clothes fitting of a Eastern Princess, and a carefree attitude... She was the one on giving me refugee on her Home, I'm sure she was around during the Night wandering on this place.
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>>6025840
>>6025855
>>6025860
I DO
>>6025844
I HAVE
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>>6025827
SOMEONE HERE IS FINALLY DECENT

>>6025833
YOU NEED TO GET RELEVANT

>>6025838
YEAH. YOU NEED A WHOLE FUCKING CREW TO LITTLE SPOONFEED YOU DICKS TO SMASH. BIG FUCKING WOOP.
>>6025856
OH LOOK, YOU BEING A BITCH SOME MORE
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>loud crash followed by an explosion
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>>6025856
Oh well that was great.
Thank you kid
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>>6025905
>Followed by the silence of nobody caring
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>>6025798
>Jinkuro tosses up a gold ring in their right hand, as they walk around the brightly lit city.

So many lights... this is definitely different from Musashi's red light district. Very different... in looks. Still able to trick fools out of their money.
>>6025856
>The local authorities capture Jinkuro from their illegal action they performed at the brightly lit city. But shortly, they escape.
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>>6025856

"You wouldn't have found those if I weren't such excellent help!"
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>>6025729
>bows repeatedly
Thank you. Thank you Anonymous.

>>6025742
>looks you over from head to turn
You can't.
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>>6025874
Well, I think you're just swell the way you are. I wish I'd have been as brave as you when I was your size.
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>>6025905
You know what would have been cooler than this blurry jpg?
A gif or nothing.
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>>6025856
>The man takes a stroll through the base, and destroys anything that he finds unsightly, while he keeps whining about the horrible lighting of the building
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Amazing how that band still manages to draw in a crowd even to this day.

That android once again displays his lust for blood and someone else has an unfortunate encounter with an orbiter.
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>>6025856
Hey, that was a pretty good rescue..
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>>6025807
Black? You're more of a dark brown to Paula. Maybe's there's other reasons to that?
>>6025828
When it's too hot, Paula takes off her clothes! Now turn off all your thingies. Those help you stay awake!
>>6025864
Paula's still confused. Don't know what to answer with.
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>>6025889
It's just the right thing to do

>>6025856
I didn't know boarding could be so fun!
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>>6025892
I don't know what to tell you then. Use your head and think of something. Take a shower maybe and then try to lay down?
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>>6025923
Owwww! Not fair, not fair at all!
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>>6025917

"You gotta be as brave as your idol!"

>>6025923

"Well, there goes my arcade money!"
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>>6025923
Wha... What caused this destruction?
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>>6025904
That Asian kid with the skull I crushed made more sense than you right there.
>>6025923
God damn! Look at that fucking shit right there! His head or what the hell ever that is looks like a bunch of ground meat now! Good job, kid. You got a little killer in you, and I like that.
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>>6025944
Life isn't fair.
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>>6025930
Hey Paula... wanna make some quick cash?
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>>6025857
...You know, switch that to Malcolm X.

>>6025864
Exactly, so it ain't a charmer district....a-and don't look now, I changed my mind.

>>6025892
Nigga, it's simple. Get real real hot, coated in sweat, then let the fan evaporate off a you.

>>6025915
>
I ain't gettin what's wrong here! I'm young, in great shape, don't look half bad, got a great job, what's the problem?

>>6025930
Now, I ain't no facial model, but I ain't ugly, right!?
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>>6025930
I already tried all that
>>6025940
That's probably my best bet at this rate
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>>6025923
>Ten times richer than when he came in.
Well i had lucky again
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>>6025923
I think this is a suitable time for a walk. I'm sure that the city can provide some entertainment at night, and this is the time when others leave to go and find some entertainment, no? Maybe I can find a woman that could turn out to be a proper wife, but of course I'm not going to be overconfident, so I'll just hope for the best.
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Goodnight friends.
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>>6025979
Later man!
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>>6025915
Q-Quit acting all subservient toward me, baka.
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>>6025923
A-ah, but she just rescued me..?!
>>6025930
About what exactly? It seems like you think you're not worth me but, I don't think anyone thinks that, honestly people probably think the opposite, haha.
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>>6025975

"I'm mad jealous with what you carried out. Congrats, skeleton dude!"
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>>6025944
If I pulled off that cloth, will you die?
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>>6025964
THE SAME KID EVERYONE WAS 100% EXPECTING YOU TO KILL? WAY TO BE FUCKING EDGY. I'M FUCKING SHAKING
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>>6025937
Well, thanks! I owe you one, Slick!

...Wish I was alive to enjoy it, but SOMEONE decided to ruin my fun!

>>6025965
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Leave before I decide to turn you into a pig like everyone else.
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>>6025973
Get like one of those spray bottle mister things and mist yourself every now and then.

We're going to get through this anon
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>>6025913
>
>>6025891
No, it means it has!

>Clutching their fist, they point it at the rabbit creature. The pulsating pauldron is still moving, slowly.

Tell me what a Moon Rabbit is. I must know for the sake of my ambitions.
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>>6025979
night
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>>6025724
>Don't worry about it, dude. If you think you won't be able to play both at the same time, just tell me, and I'll be happy to let you go if you want to.
Nervous? I dunno, dude, you seemed a bit flustered there. Is something wrong with you, my dude? You sick or anything?
>>6025736
Switzerland would disagree with you there, but you are right. Pacifism and war are both needed in a nation if it wants to be great, but... Guilt is just another part of war, isn't it?
>>6025742
>With a thumbs up, Alfred stops recording and reviews the footage with a smile on his face.
Jeez, Xiao would totally be happy seeing you say this to her, dude! As a last-minute birthday gift, she'd be, like, totally ecstatic at this! Do you want to give her anything else? I gotta ask just in case you want me to give her something!
>>6025812
I know! She really is a cool person, dude, and I think she'd love it if you gave her a necklace or a scarf of some sorts, y'know? If you do that, then you'd be doing a good service to Taiwanese-Japanese relations, I bet! Call it a heroic hunch! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>6025891
I should, but it would all be a bit too hard for me to understand. Besides, fireworks are Hong Kong's sort of thing, but she'd like sweets, I bet! A cake straight from the U.S.A.! She'd love it! I'll consider that as a gift idea!
Man... The description actually reminds me of Xiao, dude. I could keep a lookout for Lady Kaguya, but I wouldn't know if she would know about gifts for Taiwan. She sounds like a really cool person, I'll be honest with you!
>>6025979
Good night, dude.
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Seems that couple are only in it for themselves. No room for third wheels in this arena.

More mischief happens at that amusement park. I'm surprised it hasn't been shut down yet.
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>>6025979
Goodnight! I hope you come back soon!
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>>6026019
Uh, don't have much of anything on me unfortunately. Any ideas?
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>>6026024
Oops!
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Real Zeppian Damage
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>>6025998
>mad jealous
Yeah is ok, maybe is time to stop to bet
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>>6025970
Haha, alright man, I'm glad you found someone to charm.
>>6025979
Goodnight, have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
>>6026024
Man.. I got a nice few of these, I suppose it was worth it.
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>>6026014
You really think that would stop me?
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>>6026024
Oh dear. That's not good. That's not good at all!
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>>6026024

"I shouldn't have been driving in the first place. I better get out of here before my parents see!"
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>>6026024
It just keeps getting better and better. Look at that shit, it's like a giant grabbed him and squeezed him to death. Is he still twitching? Holy shit that's disgusting.
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>>6026046
Yeah, charm, that's exactly what's happenin, yep!

Kaito, you got the ladies all over you, why is my luck with em so bad?
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Are ships dead?
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>>6025966
Kukri! Hello hello! Paula already has enough money but she's interested. Tell her!
>>6025970
Paula's seen worst. She looks at the mirror everyday!
>>6025979
Sleep tight, Garma!
>>6025992
Kaito's telling jokes now. Paula doesn't think anyone thinks like that.
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>>6026038
Hm... Well, all she'd need is this compilation, and she'd be as happy as ever! Honestly, I think that she'd like sweets as well, but... I think this will be enough, won't you agree? I wonder if I'd get the same reception if I was celebrating Turkey's birthday instead of Taiwan's...
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>>6026015
>>6025970
I'll try something like that later, I've gotten myself 'woken up' now. Thanks.
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>>6026003
Yeah, because it's kind of PART OF MY BODY?

>>6026048
Oh, you put on a different mask. How scary.

Here, two can play at that game.
>He transforms into an exact replica of Jacket, bat and all.
"Hey, it's me, murdering moron edgy kids get off to!"
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>>6026078
Nope
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The local power couple decides to take a break from the killing tonight and spend time with each other.

Two children get their just desserts and a red rain falls over the streets of Station Square.
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>>6026088
Then it's batter up!
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>>6026091
Cute. I wish you guys the best of luck. Invite me to your wedding.
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>>6026081
I was looking at a playboy magazine and i couldn't help but notice that your fine ass would rake in some big bucks.
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>>6026078
Of course. Newfags don't care about ships/event games or anything that's different from their friendly RP conversations.
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>>6026019
>Nah, I got this. It's good practice for both avs, anyways.
N-No, I'm fine. I just got kinda nervous 'cause I don't sing ever. I tried once, when Undyne was playin' the piano, and she laughed at me...
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>>6026103
Uhm...What's a Playboy?
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>>6026019
YEAH MAN DEFINITELY! WELL YOU KNOW, GOTTA HIT THE HAY AND FIGHT VILLAINS ANOTHER DAY! TELL HER I SAID HI AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
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>>6026078
That's the only reasonable explanation for why I ain't even so much as got a lady's digits round here!

>>6026085
No problem my dude.

>>6026083
Uh, honestly, I got no clue. Heard somethin bout Enes Kanter and his family back home in Turkey, but not sure how much people here know bout it.

>>6026081
Paula, what kinda thing is that to say? You're cute as hell, man! Who told you otherwise?
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>>6026076
Do I? I don't really think so.. And I don't really do anything special man, I just act like I feel like.
>>6026081
Yeah, they probably view us as equals, like we are, haha, maybe you just feel otherwise because you've fallen for me.. That very weird to say seriously..
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>>6026078
Rightfully so. Ships were just another status symbol for the oldfags to lord over one another.
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>>6026110
>Implying
None of the oldfags give a fuck about it, they all got shitposted to death by other oldfags over it and gave up
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>>6026103
How does Paula sigh up for something like that? She likes playing!
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Say hi to your favorite person in ERP
>>6022994
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>>6026094

"Whoa! That was quite the show! I just hope they are alright after this stunt!"
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Hm. If they had stayed on their toes, perhaps they would have lasted longer.

Two schoolgirls decide that they're in the mood for charred game and the android proceeds to lull another into a false sense of security.
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>>6026136
They're not there.
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>>6026136
>going to ERP
Fuck off
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>>6026078
Why would a mode of transportation be dead? We've be cutting ourselves with sharp rocks if we do something idiotic as that!
>I-I hope not.
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>>6026096
Whelp, squirt, you asked for it, not me.
>He raises the bat in a defensive stance.
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>>6026128
Are you sure? I try to be polite, nice, direct, indirect, flaunt it, don't flaunt it, everything, includin bein me.

>>6026161
Ay girl, they don't have to be dead if you don't want em to be. Throw me some digits and we can work out the details later.
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>>6026163
Good thing I brought a shotgun!

Cluck cluck, motherfucker.
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>>6026019

"So, Alfred. I got caught up in stuff! I hope I'm not too late!"

>he would sing the tune he demonstrated before more than twice and to the point his voice became exhausted, bouncing around on his two feet as if the visual performance would further enhance the noise from his maw
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>>6026133
What was the last ship that actually had some buildup? Subaru x hitgirl? I don't remember anyone shitposting them.
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>Fucking finally

Seems the doctor has decided to take matters into his own hands. If you all can't deal with that ancient piece of scrap, how well will you fare against his later models?
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>>6026122
It's a magazine your fatass wouldn't understand.

>>6026135
ohoho yeah, they'll be a lot of playing. Just stop by this rich guys mansion and let em take pictures of you all day. trust me. you'll love it.
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>>6026078
Planes tend to be a faster means of transportation.
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>>6026199
PLEASE FUCKING SEE >>6025665
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>>6026199
Was that even a ship? That's long after the death anyways.
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The best ship was Adachi x Touko.
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>>6026151
.....
Shiiiiiiiit
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>>6026203
FUCKING PERFECT! JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING GAME
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Predict how HG will be in one year.
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>>6026190
Heh, you really have no idea how this works, do you, Slick?

Well, not only do I copy you, I also copy all your powers. So guess who has a shotgun, too? Me!
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>>6026203
>>6026191
Sorry, not sorry
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>>6026227
Similar
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>>6026227
JUST AS SHITTY BUT WITH SO MANY RETARDS PLAYING AT ONCE, THERE WILL BE EIGHT FUCKING THREAD CHAINS
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>>6026227
Still festering here like a hemorrhoid on the strained anus of /trash/. In two years it will literally just be Aussa jerking themselves off in one thread all day long.
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I suppose you all deserve a break after that. Use your time wisely, for the end is near.
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>>6026121
>Alright then, dude.
I see, so you're unconfident in your ability to sing! That explains a lot, I gotta admit. How would you like me to teach you how to sing - I know a thing or two about singing, and maybe I can help you perfect your singing ability!
>>6026123
I will, Skullomania! I'm sure Xiao would be happy to know that you gave her a gift - she's a carefree dudette, if I recall! See you later, dude! Have a good rest, alright?
>>6026126
Oh, no, not that guy or whoever you're referring to! Sadık Adnan! The fella that represents Turkey! It's actually his birthday on the 29th, but I don't think I should celebrate it - Soviet REALLY doesn't like him, apparently.
>>6026191
Don't worry about you being late or not, dude! The hero's sure to tell Xiao that you out your all into singing for her!
>Alfred just watches on, bringing out his camera to record him singing. After a while, he gives the little monster a thumbs up.
Duuuude, that was totally WICKED! It was ten outta ten! You really do have talent in singing, Monster Kid - she'd be ecstatic to hear you sing for her! Gimme a high five, will ya? The hero thinks you've earned it!
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>>6026203
>>6026233

"T-that's okay!"

>sorry, not sorry

"...Oh, haha, well-"
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Dean x Matoi
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>>6026251
good luck, anime girls
and Araragi
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>>6026229
But can you dodge? My line of "work", you get fucking good at dodging.

Skills ain't powers, by the way. The come with knowledge, not natural ability.
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Hello neighbors.
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>>6026180
...Why is ever man I meet, wants to speak to me an a crude way. First of all, I am straight... not a radish fucker like you. Second, the hell are you talking about 'digits'?
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>>6026019
Looks like we're reaching to a nice gift, A Cake like that isn't a bad idea.
and knowing their tastes would be an extra.

I'm sure she would be a bit familiar on some terms from these Lnads. but I'm not sure if she would be on mood for visits, I guess she don't mind a little chat when she's wandering here.

>>60260
If you insists... Moon Rabbits, they are inhabitants from that Celestial body living on servitude for the Lunarians, unlike of every creature living on Earth, they are pure beings.
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>>6026266
Blah, blah, blah, you talk a lot, squirt. Point is, I'm you. Got that?
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>>6026258
HEY DON'T FEEL TOO BAD. AT LEAST YOU WEREN'T A COMPLETE FAILURE AND DIED ALONE. I DIED RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. MOST OF THESE FUCKERS CAN'T SAY THE SAME
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>>6026269
Evenin'
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>>6026227
It will dissappear in the worst situation
in the best, the newfags would take ovet /b/ and /trash/ once more
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>>6026078
I swear I didn't sink them.
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>>6026269
Hello, tits
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>>6026272
Hold up here. I never spoke to you in a crude way, yet you ignored me. I'm feeling kinda hurt here.

>>6026269
Welcome. Make yourself at home.
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With that mask, it was only inevitable that this would happen.

The samurai woman decides to be a nuisance.

>>6026269
Good evening.
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>>6026257

"I am so glad it was good, yo! It played out just like it did in my head!"

"Uh-... haha! H-here ya go!"

>he bopped his forehead against the palm of Alfred, even if he had to do a little leap

"Best I can do, dude!"
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>>6026272
Crude? Askin for phone number is crude now? And what the hell does radish fucker mean? If anyone bein crude here, it ain't me.

>>6026257
Maybe not then, but it's hard to tell with Ivan sometimes, you know?
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>>6026126
Too many people. Paula would need at least ten hands!
>>6026128
No...
They shouldn't be thinking that eit- hey! Paula hasn't fallen for you!
>>6026205
That sounds very boring. Is there anything else Paula can do for money?
>>6026269
You're Paula's neighbor? She would've remembered you.
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>>6026281
Then I know everything you can do, but you have no idea how I do what I do? Great.

Seriously, ability stealing went out as a thing with Ginyu

>>6026300
God Dammit
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>>6026227
Best case scenario: Everyone stops posting HG and we conclude those threads with an ending.

Worst case scenario: HG gets Rebooted.
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>>6026316
Let me tell you bout those people. They lyin. Why? Prolly cause they jealous, wanna make themselves feel better by bringin someone else down to their level, and it ain't right.
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Hmph, nothing interesting happened so I skipped straight to the good part.

That small girl is heavier than her appearance would suggest.
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>>6026180
I don't know what to tell you man, I honestly don't see myself as much of a charmer anyway.
>>6026316
Hahaha, yeah I think it might be the other way around though.
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>>6026329
>Everyone stops posting HG and we conclude those threads with an ending.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
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>>6026289
Good evening to you too.

>>6026298
My name is not tits...my name is bell and i'm a warrior. What are you supposed to be? A ghost?

>>6026299
I'll be sure to.

>>6026300
How go the hunger games? Hopefully well. Would love to hear that both erp and hg are doing well which is a bit of a surprise, erp doing well for once.

>>6026316
Yep. I'm your neighbor, come from the thread over.
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>>6026287

"Man, I'm trying not to feel too bad. Someone gave up their spot for me and I fell on my face! But... we did our best! Dude, when we finally win our luck is just going to stay and there will be no sweating it anymore!"
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>>6026324
I don't know who Ginyu is, but shut up already! I'm you now! Are you braindead?!
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>>6026349
Thic <3
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>>6026227
We should be discussing where we'd be today if oldfags hadn't fucked everything up a year ago.
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>>6026339
You got moves man, must be a natural or somethin.

>>6026269
What's good lady? You one of the workers next door?
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If I'm not mistaken, that's how he ended last time as well.

>>6026349
Things are relatively calm here as well. I suppose the usual suspects had found better things to do for now.
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>>6026316
I didn't think you were such a prudish bitch Paula.

>>6026269
mmm sexy.
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>>6026348
>Throws a Bucket to your face
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>>6026269
....Courtesan.
>>6026275
>Jinkuro relaxes their hand, and looks at the rabbit with an interested look on their face.

Interesting... well, rabbit.

>They get off from the tree, and gets rather close to the rabbit with their pulsating pauldron on their right shoulder.
Tell me how to get them, the Lunarians.
>>6026299
That was because you were wasting my time with your babbling.
>>6026315
I call you radish fucker, because you would dare try to have sexual relations with another man.

And... the hell is a phone?
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>>6026366
Nah, Richter didn't kill me, the bullet in my brain just made me...forgetful.
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>>6026381
Good job Megumin
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>>6026386
...you a man?
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>>6026349
That's right, I'm a ghost who conceals my appearance under my homemade costume
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Your long awaited winner, ladies and gentlemen.

Congratulations to you.
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>>6026381
Thanks for hosting Shad
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>>6026381
Congrats, and thanks for hostin
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Sometimes I feel HG is the only negative thing in my life.
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>>6026379
Hahaha, anything about me being natural is pretty funny man.
>>6026400
Congratulations Meg!
Thank you very much for hosting!
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Sometimes I feel
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>>6026275
I bet that sweets would be totally fitting for Xiao, dude! Especially with a cake like THIS!
>
NAHAHAHAHAHA~! I always make the best cakes, wouldn't you agree?
Then I'll make sure to ask her about those kinds of things, although I can't guarantee I'll see her - like, at all. I think that she'd know what to do, but... I think I might annoy her too much for her to actually give me any advice.
>>6026306
It's absolutely amazing, dude! I think she'll like it, but I've said that so many times that it might be annoying!
>Our hero laughs, ruffling the little monster's head with a smile.
You did good enough, Monster Kid! I'm glad to have a number one fan like you, y'know?
>>6026315
...
No, not Russia, Soviet. The guy that doesn't like lewd things despite visiting ERP once or twice. You know, Soviet? Or do you mean something else by that?
>>6026400
Congrats to Megumin, and thanks for hosting, dude!
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>>6026360
I LIKE HIM, HE CAN STAY


WELP, I RAN OUT OF REACTION IMAGES SO I GUESS LIFE IS TELLING TO STOP BEING A BITCH AND GO TO SLEEP.

GOODNIGHT FAGGOTS. I HATE YOU ALL AND I'LL PROBABLY BE BACK HERE TOMORROW REGARDLESS.
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And here's how well you've all done. If you have any concerns or questions, let me know.

I'm glad to have hosted for you all.
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Sometimes
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>>6026386
>Picture
>>6026398
Yes, I am a man.
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>>6026386
That awfully mean of you, but if this is how you feel then I'll leave you be. Have fun.
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>>6026394
You got a bullet in your brain, huh? Guess that's why you like to murder everyone.

>>6026400
Congratulations!

>>6026423
Thanks for hosting, slick!
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>>6026423
Thanks for hosting
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>>6026410
>>6026417
Me too
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>>6026414
Yeah yeah, you know what I mean though. Part of your makeup, like the robo version a DNA.

>>6026420
Oooh! Soviet! My bad. You can do whatever, he don't actually give a fuck.

>>6026430
Shit, coulda fooled me! Thanks for the warnin broseph!
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>>6026423
>No kills

That's a win for me! Goodnight everyone! It's been wonderful!
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>>6026400

"Congrats, yo!"

"Thanks for hosting!"

>>6026423

>10th place

"A new record!"

>>6026421

"Goodnight, bud!"
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>>6026335
They wouldn't just lie like that. No one would. Right?
>>6026339
That can't be true! Paula didn't want you to get caught in her trap!
>>6026349
Well hello neighbor! Maybe Paula can give you some sugar net time you're here! Where's your clothes at?
>>6026384
Paula's not a bitch just because she doesn't want to take pictures! Give her something fun or nothing at all!
>>6026400
Good job winner! Paula thanks you for hosting!
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>>6026367
Thick is great.

>>6026379
I guess you could say that.

>>6026381
Calm is always good.

>>6026384
I certainly try to be.

>>6026386
What'd you just say?

>>6026399
You're like a little ghost who tries to hide itself under a sheet...cute.
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>>6026404
>>6026406
>>6026414
>>6026420
>>6026432
>>6026441
>>6026445
>>6026450
>>6026452
You all are quite welcome.

>>6026453
Indeed.

If that will be all, I shall take my leave as well. Until next time.
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>>6026432
...I only hit two places after the bullet. Most of them were well before. First was the police station Ricter was at. He told me where the Russians were based. I let him go. He was a good kid. The last was the Russians headquarters.
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>>6026453
Well I'd curse people if I didn't conceal myself
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>>6026452
Paula, you too innocent sometimes. Damn near everyone lies bout stuff like that, then they justify it to themselves later.

>>6026453
Right, more like a volunteer service I spose. What's with the weaponry, and yes I do mean the steel.
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>>6026453
Please sit on my face.
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>>6026444
You sure? He seemed pretty offended just by me saying the word "Turkey". I'm pretty sure he wanted to punch me in the face for wanting to celebrate it. I dunno why, Sadık is a cool guy...
>>6026467
See ya later, Shadow!
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>>6026467
>>6026445
Night little dudes!
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>>6026453
I said courtesan... though I believe a street urchin would be more appropriate with you, since you have relations with radish fuckers.

Degenerates with no real hope of experiencing a fine woman. Not even a proper courtesan, would give those men the time of day.
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>>6026494
Jus ignore him and it'll go away. He's like a crazy homeless dude.

>>6026467
>>6026445
Night y'all
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>>6026452
Oh i can give you something fun alright...if you don't mind going next door hehe

>>6026453
You just here to show off the goods? Or can i get a test ride hehe
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>>6026485
Fuck off she's mine
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I want to die.
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>>6026444
I know what you mean, I think in the end I could barely charm one.
>>6026452
Your trap? Haha, I doubt it's that bad or bad at all.
>>6026467
>>6026445
Goodnight you two, rest well.
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>>6026542
Nice costume Izaya!
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>>6026521
I would if I could, Andrew. He just really doesn't like Turkey to the point of nearly blowing up at me for implying that it was his birthday. It wasn't fun.
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>>6026475
Huh.

Well, you got a lot of gusto, slick. I like that, even if I don't know what a Ricter or Russians is.
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>>6026479
Is that what you think when people call you ugly?
>>6026522
Paula doesn't see how going into the neighbor's house will be any fun. She's super tired to do anything anyway.
>>6026548
Kaito really is something. Hey. Before Paula leaves, could you lean towards her?
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Suicidefags are the worst form of attention whores.
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>>6026452
I'm wearing my clothes right now. Never seen armor before?

>>6026478
Then keep that cute little sheet on. I'm not a big fan of being cursed.

>>6026479
I like carrying around a weapon or two. You never know when I might need one. In the past I've needed one pretty often...but in the current place i'm at, not so much.

>>6026485
Odd request but I guess I could.

>>6026517
Street urchin? I suggest you watch your mouth before I end up doing something to silence you. Not afraid to teach a little girl such as yourself a little respect for a warrior.

>>6026522
Neither, just felt like coming around to say hi but the need to sleep might cut my visit a bit short soon.
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>>6026386
>Reisen extends her right arm and points to the Moon.
Before that I could continue... The only way of encounter a Lunarian is by entering to the Lunar Capital, Where it is located? on the Far side of the Moon.

>>6026420
That's pretty good, I'm sure she would be glad with a present like that.

Don't worry about it, If she isn't busy with her tasks, it's very probably that she would have a little talk here given the chance.
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>>6026579
I wish they'd just do it already.
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>>6026583
>pokes boobie
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>>6026577
Well nobody is nothing.. But..
>Kaito leans forward, closing the distance between the two a bit.
Like this?
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>>6026569
Ricter was a guy like me. But not like me. He did it for the money. I...didn't. The Russians were gangsters. Guys like me got rid of them. Not all of us got to live long enough to be let go. Ricter was how they let me go.
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>>6026548
Whatever you wanna thing man. You gonna make a woman here a robosexual before you know it.

>>6026564
So don't tell him! Easy fix.

>>6026577
People haven't really called me ugly. Usually it's women who get nasty like that, with other women no less. If someone feels the need to insult you like that, usually tellin the truth ain't their motivation, you feel me?

>>6026583
Hell, you're prolly gon need em here. Lotta fightin goes down in the arena.
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>>6026604
Junko x Reisen
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Can somebody explain me why mankind always fights wars against themselves?
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>annoying button keeps bugging me
>can't sleep because of it
>decides to take a knife to try to remove it
>ends up stabbing my left shoulder and removing some skin with it
lmao
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>>6026583
I don't see a warrior, all I see is a little girl with pretending to be a swordsman... And i'll have you know, I am neither little or a girl...
>>6026604
>Looking up at the moon, Jinkuro out stretches their hand, and closes it on it.

Lunar Capital is where i'll meet a Lunarian? Hmph, that's perfect. But tell me this rabbit, how do I get to the moon?
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>>6026636
...
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>>6026647
Because whoever said that violence never solved anything was dead wrong
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>>6026647
Because the people in charge don't always have everyone else's best interests in mind
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>>6026648
>not using scissors
>not dealing with it
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>>6026635
Hahaha, robosexual? I doubt that, besides, I only need one other person.
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>>6026648
pimple*
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>>6026657
You know you want to, she was even petting you earlier
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>>6026668
Tru, seems like most everyone here ain't interested in a relationship anyways for whatever reason, even tho most of em are single.
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>>6026604
Oh, I KNOW she would love it! Hopefully! I've got a good feeling she'll totally love it, you know? We Americans always know how to make a birthday amazing!
I have no doubts that she'd be able to have a talk with me given the chance, but... I have a track record for managing to annoy everyone within the first ten minutes of talking to them, so I might need to hold my tongue a bit on that front.
>>6026635
...
I told him. And another few people. Soviet got a bit miffed about it, but... I messed up horribly, dude.
>Our hero puts his head in his hands, sighing.
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>>6026666
knife's more fun
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>>6026666
Well said, Super-Satan
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>>6026654
Hey. Quick question. If you're a guy in a girl's body, have you felt yourself up at least once?
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>>6026632
What did you do it for, then? The pride? The thrill? The jokes?

...That last one really only applies to me.
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NGW?
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>>6026617
>Looks down at the Anon and just stares. That might of not been the breast idea.

>>6026635
Good to hear i'll still have a use for them around here. This isn't my first time visiting here in case you didn't know.

>>6026654
>She huffed before pulling out her sword only to point it at the girl.
Well you must be delusional then cause I am quite the strong swordsman, helped save the world from a powerful demon once.
>She then paused for a bit.
But well the demon thought wearing cloth robes were good for defense so it wasn't too hard...just took a simple swing of my axe and he was done.
>She then stopped her tangent and returned her full focus onto the girl.
And you might say you're neither little or a girl, but you certainly appear to be.
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>>6026692
And you are? I suppose that's why you're asking all these questions right? But I feel like a couple people are interested but they just.. I don't know, don't feel like the work maybe?
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>>6026718
>she smiles up at warrior-chan and keeps poking
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>>6026718
I think I saw you once before, yeah. Kinda hard to miss really, not in a bad way either.

>>6026723
Don't feel like the work? The work is part of the fun man. You learn so much about yoself and another person.
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>>6026718
URRRGH
WHY ARE YOU HERE???
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>>6026710
Killed lots of Russians during the war. They killed my friend when they destroyed San Fran. Someone let me kill them back. I'm not sure if it was for revenge or just because I enjoyed it. There's a lot of things I don't remember.
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>>6026752
So, vengeance. I gotcha.

Well, here's hoping you remember, Slick.
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>>6026747
>webbed noises in the distance
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>>6026732
>The warrior reaches a hand down to give a return poke to the female anon while flashing a light smile.

>>6026744
I even one once. Well by what I have seen most people around here are kind of hard to miss.

>>6026747
>She moves behind the wasp to mess with her small stinger.
I could ask you the same question.
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>>6026699
Of course I have. Though... this body is rather lacking in sexual appeal. It's downright depressing. The sad thing is, this body is similar to my own... except I am lacking in my pride of being a man of course, and... another problem, I wouldn't like to get into.
>>6026718
Heh, I may not look like it, but I am 40 years old and an excellent swordsman.

>Jinkuro put their hand on the hilt of their blade, and looks at the 'Swordsman' with a devilish smirk. The pulsating pauldron, began to move rather violently.

So, don't push your luck with me 'strong swordsman'
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>>6026583
It makes you look real pretty! Maybe Paula should wear some armor sometime. It was nice meeting the neighbor she never knew she had! Bye!
>>6026625
Greato! Just like that...
>with a smile on her face, she pokes Kaito's nose
BOOP! That's all Paula wanted. See ya around!
>>6026635
Paula doesn't get your logic but she'll try to learn from it. You can count on her!

Paula's body doesn't feel like moving anymore so she'll leave before it stops completely. Paula bids you all adieu. Night!
>>
What are you guys listening to tonight?
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>>6026785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN2AdOjI4FI
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>>6026777
NOOO
NONONONO
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS BUT I KNOW WHO MAKES IT

>>6026781
>wasp smacks your hand away
NOT THIS AGAIN
I SAID NOT TO TOUCH MY STINGER
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND????
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>>6026783
Night Paula. Hope you feel better about yoself.

>>6026781
Fair enough. I'm one of the less noticeable ones, and I'm 6'8!
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>>6026770
I liked killing long before it was personal.
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>>6026785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY

I've been listening to this almost every day recently.
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where the fuck is Kuga
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>>6026783
See ya later, Paula!
>>6026785
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqTeh3_UOoU
The hero's taste in music hasn't changed a bit! Whether that's a good thing or not is up to interpretation!
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>>6026744
But... Who do yo have your eyes on then? Or still figuring it out?
>>6026783
>He smiles and rolls his eyes.
Alright Paula, I'll definitely pay you back for that, but goodnight, have pleasant dreams.
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>>6026782
Don't like flats? I'm sure you still have fun with it anyways.
>>6026783
Night
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>>6026785
https://youtu.be/q-wgApY8gz0
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>>6026785
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6MekM-TI0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yfkiruh-tg
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>>6026785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bzx8m1l9I&spfreload=5
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>>6026826
Figuring it out. Tryin to. I try askin people out so we can get to know each other, but all I've ever heard was 10 different ways to say no. Nothin serious even, like a casual meet and chat kinda thing.
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>>6026785
Oh god, who cares?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rc2jsjnt-HY
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>>6026782
40 years old? You certainly look much younger then you actually are.
>The warrior then laughed upon hearing that the girl was an excellent swordsman while also telling the warrior not to push her luck.
If you're skilled then that just means i'll have fun fighting you. Wouldn't want to win too easily.

>>6026783
Sleep well.

>>6026795
>She laughed a little as her hand was smacked away.
No I understand what you told me, I am just choosing to do it anyways.
>She said as she returned to touching that stinger, messing it like she had the previous time.

>>6026804
You're that tall and a less noticeable person around here? There must be allot more variety here then I first thought.
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>>6026785

"Is it okay if I listen to this stuff? It's catchy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zdbiidpPF0
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>>6026851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NseBdxfHk5k
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>>6026856
I seen damn near anythin you can think of. I heard a rock and a microwave once hooked up.
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>>6026785
https://youtu.be/u8YbBNVC-yA
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>>6026827
Total flatness is an absolute joke. But... as long as you have something there in the chest, I can't care less.
>>6026856
>In a flash, as Jinkuro took out their blade, multiple sword slashes came right towards the 'Swordsman'

(If she can talk, surely a 'Swordsman' would be able to block an easy attack such as this.)
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>>6026856
GRRRR
>angry buzzing
>wasp turns her stinger away from you
AND I DONT LIKE IT
IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DO
SO NO TOUCHING
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>>6026781
Biiiiig...
>Grabs onto both of her breasts and jiggles them around
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>>6026848
Haha, maybe you should talk to them for a while before asking them?
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>>6026785
A gaggle of fagits playing Orange Juice
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>>6026889
You need some tact. Even I know how to treat a lady.
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>>6026914
Looks good enough to murder someone's prostate with
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>>6026902
Tried that, but the point is goin out so we can do the talkin! There's this new woman that seems nice enough I met the other day, Sheath, I thought about askin, but there was so much misunderstandin goin on that I decided not to. You know her? Think I got a chance?
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I want to make love to Akiyama Mio.
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>>6026908
>>6026908
>>6026908
>>6026908
>>6026908
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>>6026869
That is...quite something.

>>6026885
>The warrior was not quite used too opponents attacking so fast, but she did manage to raise the shield she had on one of her arms fast enough to protect herself from the hits, even if her shield got scuffed up in the process.

>>6026887
Oh come on. Just let me touch it for a little bit longer.
>Once more she would move behind the wasp, continuing to try and touch the stinger.
It's cute how you don't like it.

>>6026889
>She was taken by surprise by the grabbing but didn't say anything about it, at least not yet...

(Think i'm going to hit the hay now, getting pretty late and a thread transition is a nice time to leave. )
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