HG THREAD: NEARD CUP EDITION
Welcome to Neard Cup action, live from Watkins Glen, New York!
Lets check the standings after yesterday's marathon.
#1: Temmie, with 1493 points
#2: Kazugeta, with 1488 points
#3: Firebrand, with 1432 points
#4: Frog Waifu, with 1357 points
#5: CIA Man, with 1256 points
#6: Capra Demon, with 1228 points and 1 win
#7: Frederick, with 1096 points
#8: The Captain, with 1092 points
#9: Moonman, with 1091 points
#10: Ryan Braun's Girlfriend, with 1083 points and 1 win
First 47 are in, using race code, 3 tribute per person limit please.
Whyyyy
>>6023300
No. 10 Ryan Braun's Girlfriend
>>6023300
Jack Frost
>>6023300
Goryu
DIO
Adam the Dank Engine
Bob Ross
>>6023300
No. 11 Ryan Braun
Pirate King Blackbeard
The other Kaz
Frog waifu
Firebrand
Wade Barrett
The Captain
The Hiveswap Kids
Blue Elephant
Archnemesis Reflecto
Kazugeta
>>6023300
Temmie
Robbie Rotten
>>6023300
Elizabeth
Miguel
Chun
Omega Ogron
Capra Demon
Papa Emeritus
Figment
Homer Simpson
The Metal
>>6023300
Vietnam Gunner returns after a year of silence.
I'm back, fags.
Crab Nigga
>>6023300
Lord Foxworth
Cal Naughton Jr
Irori Mimasaka
Sandy Dog
Cluckerfucker
Destoroyah
Frederick
Sportacus
Owen Wilson
>>6023300
Monster Kid
Prof. Zoom
Nonon Jakuzure
Ricky Bobby
>>6023300
Junko
Megu
Tay
Gaz
Robot
Racist Luigi
Thrawn
>>6023300
CIA Man
7 GRAND DADS
comfy thread is comfy
>>6023383
>>6023443
Swap these two
Prostate Doctor!Riddler
>>6023327
>>6023437
Swap these 2 if Thrawn wasn't in the first 48
>>6023418
This was reply #48
Are you ready kids?
>>6023656
Let's gogogogo!
>>6023656
you fuckin' know i am
>>6023656
"I have a good feeling about this one!"
>>6023656
MY BODY IS READY!!
>>6023656
Time to reclaim my place
>>6023656
aye, aye, captain. leggo.
>>6023656
Hopefully My guy won't die within the first two days. Again. For the third time in a row.
>>6023656
Ready
>>6023755
Checked.
>>6023656
Ready
>>6023755
checkd
We're off!
The first event, damn.
>>6023755
>>6023777
>dubs
>Trips
>>6023792
not my night
>>6023792
RIP FREDERICK
>>6023777
Nice
>I win yes?
>>6023817
it really isn't
Ninj bro got this down. (I hope)
DAY 1
Naughton Jr. goes fast, which is fitting.
Junko is in last
Frog Waifu hits a metal man, he should be ok, considering he is basically made out of armor
>>6023833
Was getting dubs part of your plan?
>>6023792
well that's disappointing. maybe i can partner up with barett
>>6023755
>>6023777
>>6023833
Three in a row.
Three in a fucking row.
>>6023833
>>6023777
>>6023755
>>6023817
You're playing xenoverse 2 anyway
>>6023859
>>6023792
>chimpanzee and a small child?
what is that, speed racers?
>>6023833
dubs over trips
CHECKED
>>6023859
I'm sorry Sporticus. i hope we can still be friends.
>>6023859
>Cluckerfucker does a bitchin' flip
>But they spelled his name wrong and some guy named Clusterfucker steals the credit
>>6023833
I believe so.
>>6023859
temmie doesn't follow logic in case you haven't noticed, ever
>>6023833
Checked!!
NIGHT 1
Irori has a classic case of female asian driver syndrome.
Temmie tries to put Firebrand further down in the points
Kazugeta is 2 sexy
>>6023917
Fuck, I'm so sorry my man. I fuck up when hosting more than I like.
>>6023933
CHECKED
>>6023933
>>6023833
>>6023777
>>6023755
now 4
GUESS WHO'S BACK
>>6023961
Dubs for everyone.
>>6023961
Is this a Get thread?
>>6023933
This is now a get thread.
>>6023977
DUBS!?
>>6024001
Off by one
>>6023933
What is this madness
>>6023977
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS THREAD
Get fags get out
Check 'em
DAY 2
Nonon plays chicken with a chicken, but the chicken is not chicken.
Confusing as it is, Wade and Firebrand are the ones killed in that event. Not Wade and Miguel
>>6023977
Welcome back my man
>>6023984
I think it has become one
>>6024022
>>6023933
i didn't always post this pic, but when i do, i get dubs
>>6024022
...he says, after getting dubs.
>>6024028
My tribute is still going strong
>>6024028
you think a fucking cat-dog hybrid can push a car?
well, actually, maybe...
>jesus christ i am so sorry.
>>6023933
Checkem.
>>6024028
these aren't the booze your looking for
>>6023933
Nice dubs
Checked!!
>>6024028
>Attempting to play chicken with a man who wears a chicken mask
She's none too smart, is she?
>>6024028
oh fuck plz tell me ryan braun's alivr
>>6024051
>sees my post
>Immediately gets dubs
kek
>>6023933
Checked.
>>6024111
GOD DAME
NIGHT 2
Jack kills some kids
Ryan Braun's GF tries to eliminate the competition
>>6024111
nice Trips.
>>6024111
so its time to repite the satan trips!?
Checked
>>6024123
JACK, YOU ASSHOLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6z8qOaXro
>>6024111
Checkem!
>>6024123
>
>>6024123
SHIIIIIIINNNNY
>>6024111
Checked.
>>6024143
Yes.
DAY 3
Ryan Braun causes a train to run over Elizabeth
The Metalmobile is born
Cluckerfucker runs over birds, shame on him
Jack Frost kills more children, or atleast someone who looks like a child
>>6024111
>CHECKED
That trips needs more satan
>>6024202
GET FUCKED BY THE PAIN TRAIN
>>6024111
This needs proper checking.
>>6024202
Lucky me
>>6024202
God Kaz is just not doing anything.
ARENA EVENT
Our drivers have to face a new obstacle implemented by Brian France to make the races more interesting, ROBOSAURUS!
13 tribs died today.
>>6024308
Brutal
>>6024308
>The last event of the day
>>6024308
okay so neither Kaz nor I died.
this is getting tense.
>>6024308
Holy shit that was close.
>>6024111
Check them
>>6024308
It's up to you, Kaz.
>>6024356
Good times never last, eh?
NIGHT 3
Now that the images are smaller, we can get the fancy background back!
>>6024404
I don't know why, but something about that blue elephant makes me want to root for it
>>6024404
I swear this Kaz will win
>>6024404
i don't know if it's as sexy as the metalmobile
>>6024396
And I was getting more picture to name the files with "cluck" replacing "fuck"
DAY 4
Nobody dies.
>>6024111
Checked.
>>6024506
blue elephant still has my vote
>>6024506
good thing i got this with me to fight kazugeta
>>6024111
All these /trash/ ain't gettin dubs, amirite?
NIGHT 4
Naughton Jr. with the unapproved, yet brutally effective, modifications.
>>6024566
>>6024111
This man is uncheckable.
>>6024566
>Yet more Dubs
That poor Nazi Werewolf
>>6024566
CMON ELEPHANT. DON'T BE A LEMON!! BE A ROSEBUD!!
That is why they call me the magic man
>>6024554
Mine's better
THE FEAST
Kazugeta and Temmie are BOTH killed!
9 tributes remain
>>6024618
shit
>>6024632
I might be dead, but so are you, Tem
>>6024632
My boy still alive though
>>6024632
good thing i decided to get ice cream instead
>>6024632
why you gotta SPOIL SHIT
>>6024663
F
DAY 5
Calm after the storm...
NIGHT 5
Again, not much
>>6024741
FUCK YOU CAL!!!
>>6024741
I guess The Metal can be killed, if only by irony.
DAY 6
Almost completely quiet, except for Tay dying.
>>6024779
>irony
>iron
kek
>>6024793
you forced my hand cal
NIGHT 6
Cal pulls a insurance scam again
Blue Elephant is a dumbfuck
We are down to our final five!
>>6024836
You failed me, blue elephant
>>6024836
oops, sorry.
>>6024836
DAY 7
A professional driver is driving! What a madman!
Kaz with prevail!
ARENA EVENT
Guess whos back?
Frog's going to take the fucking lead.
>>6024926
F R O G
>>6024926
Well shit. ah well. back to the dreamport.
Sigh, well met
>>6024926
cmon bran, make my night perfect
NIGHT 7
Its all over folks!
>>6025002
Rigged
>>6024999
YO
>>6025002
F
R
O
G
Frog Waifu is the winner of the 6 Hours at The Glen!
>>6025002
praise the frog
>>6025022
F R O G
>>6025002
FROG
R
O
G
>>6025044
U mad?
>>6025022
F
R
O
G
>>6025022
"Congrats, dude!"
"Thanks for hosting!"
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