/sug/ Steven Universe General - Crippling Depression Edition

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>6021447
Jasper is fat

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I can only masturbate to Lapis now.

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>>6021445
Yeah! Thanks!
God The Devil And Bob is another cool one I haven't finished yet

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It may legitimately be easier to get his art pieces then we think.
We just need to check before he disappeared after the 6th month.

>>6021480
k

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>>6021497
HOLY SHIT!!! Was it you the whole time?

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>>6021390
well she didn't take being raped well and it understandably warped her views on the topic.
And well, she's pretty. A cute kinda pretty. And tall. Like, I'm ~1.81m and she's a head taller than me!

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SPICY AND NOT LATE AT ALL

>>6021497
whose art

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>>6021515
No, but just looking up "Visual Anon" gave me some helpful leads.

>>6021238
>>6021447
>>6021490
Rivet desu. I'm that blithering writefag who lurks and haunts the Archive of Our Own like Wario does to the roof of Mario's shitty, shitty castle before you get all six Golden Coins in that admittedly decent silly-game.

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prepare for the shitstorm

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>>6021534
Lemme just throw mine in the mix.....Here ya go!

>>6021540
>Lapidot Incoming
no

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Hey anons, do you know where Steven is, I'd leave him but fusing is so fun!

When do you think we'll get a date for Gem Harvest

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>>6021480
I don't even know anymore man. I think I'm only a few years away from tile patterns.

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>Jasper's face

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>>6021571
Not really.

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>>6021593

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UPDATED SUG QUIZ
answer with:
>age
>gender
>ethnicity
>sexuality (straight/ gay/ bi/ etc.)
>favorite gem
>least favorite gem (if you have one)
>favorite ship (if you have one)

I want to know which kind of people tend to waifu each gem

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>>6021571
Yea where did Bald Steven go? I miss the little shit stain in a weird way.

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>>6021607

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>>6021493
Kek, anyways it was a nice talk, I gotta leave for today though, really busy day tomorrow for some trainning at another hotel.
See you later dev-anon, stay strong cause you're almost there man, aways lovely to see you.

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>>6021626

>>6021577
After the Halloween event from CN tomorrow, hopefully Friday morning. That's being very optimistic.

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>>6021630
Always* fug

>>6021571
Dammit, Connie you a shit piece of shit;
What the fun-fuck do you think you're doing, you loli-lollipop!?

I'm advertising my shitty, yet delicious fanwank fapfiction to the whole damn thread, and you queef your way in here looking for Steven's long-hard-fat COCK!

Well he's not here right now. He's in my fanfiction, sucking on Amethyst's six inch dick.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378014/
See?? Read it for yourself <3.

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>>6021571
kill yourself

>>6021613
>missing a literal meme

You're better off missing Peridot.

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>no big bara to hold me down and finger-fuck me senseless
killing myself

>>6021613
Oh yes, please and thank you. I, Rivet have that sort of affect on tasty-women.

Here, have a fanfiction:

Steven wanted a drink one day. He asked Jasper to pour him something to guzzle down his maw.

Jasper raised her eyebrows twice and looked at the viewers. They knew what would follow!

Jasper left and returned with a cup of juice. “Here ya’ are, Steven,” she said. Her expression was completely neutral.

Steven sipped the drink and then began to down it hungrily. But he soon stopped when he tasted it.

“JASPER! This sickly sweet, tart taste—You’ve mingled this drink with your vaginal fluids! You sick bitch; why would you do this to me!?” Steven asked.

Jasper smiled.

“Why, Jasper??” Steven cried, “This great disrespect, and all what for?”

Jasper whipped out her 10-inch dick.

“I wanna fuck you,” she said, grinning wide.

“oh ok” said Steven.

Jasper raped Steven hard and deep. With her big 10-inch dick.


The End

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>>6021610
I already answered this last thread but
>19
>FEMALE
>korean
>BI
>JAZPER
>N/A
>JASPIS/LAPIDOT/JASPIDOT/FUCKING HW OT3

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>>6021662
......Are you bald steven in disguise?

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>>6021637
>four panels of sexily getting naked
>plot twist hug
okay

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>>6021680
Soon.

>>6021610
>5430
>F
>HOL UP
>Dunno
>Bismuth
>Rose
>None

>>6021493
Yea! It's always nice talking to you. Good luck tomorrow!

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>>6021357

It's a secret, but the issue was that her irises were really small. It basically came down to me either going with the black nickel and pupiless eyes or gold plated and a black dot in the center of a gold circle. I decided to scrap it due to not liking the gold effect and cost.

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>>6021610
>2... I forgot. 24ish?
>M
>Caucasian
>lonely and desperate
>every gem in your image
>none
>pearlmethyst is adorable

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>>6021710
Meh. It's cute, atleast.

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>>6021610
19
Male (One ball hard mode)
German
Straight
Garnet
Peridot (Post-Limb enhancer)
Garpal and Stevonnie

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Drawfag from last thread here with finished requests!

>Steven and Peridot sipping tea

>>6021610
>19
>F
>WHITE AMERILARD
>Bi
>Lapis
>Garnet? (she's just okay)
>All Lapis ships

>>6021610
22
male
white
probably bisexual
Lapis
Peridot
Me x Lapis

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>>6021757
>A gem with a gun

>>6021571
So when's the episode where Steven realizes that Connie doesn't like him as a person going to come out

>That sword doesn't belong to you; you don't deserve it. My mother made that sword..

>>6021702
Don't joke with me.

If that annoying little shit shows his BALD head around here again, I'll SHATTER him.

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>>6021768
>Steven encountering a clown

>>6021768
Aw hell yeah, another one for the pile

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>>6021757
Nice!

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>>6021782
>Jon Arbuckle beating up Garnet

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>>6021610

>M


>Soup in a fire
>Eh, Jasper but pretty neutral with every gem so it's more like who i place at the bottom but don't hate.
>Not a ship, but really like Blue Squad

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>>6021792
>Armstrong wearing Jasper'a cape

>>6021784
The gay pile of Rubies hump-fucking each other madly so the Goobacks go away?

>>6021610
>20
>male
>mutt
>straight
>Peridot but I don't feel very strongly about it
>Lapis, her writing's all over the place
>ships are for faggots

>>6021792
fucking kek

>>6021792
My collection expands.

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>>6021792
Thank you, my friend. You shall not be forgotten.

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>>6021799
>so many blanks

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Everyday and night, I dream of Bald Steven's return to /sug/.
As I lay there dreaming, I dream of him coming back to roast people, hit on lapis and questioning the diamond authority...
Bald Steven, where are you......

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>>6021854
>
>
>
>
Nein.

>>6021874
NO.

No more Bald Steven!

>>6021610
>20
>Mayonnaise
>Build Wall
>Str8
>Amethyst
>idk
>idk

Do I winRAR?

>>6021540
>>6021481

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>>6021913
JETZT bin ich neugierig.

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>>6021610
>20
>Female
>Black
>Bisexual
>Lapis
>None
>Lapidot and Rupphire

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>>6021942
Did you just call me a faggot?

>>6021913
>>6021942
>Germany

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>>6021610
>age
18
>gender
f
>ethnicity
e6a680
>sexuality
bi
>favorite gem
jasper
>least favorite gem
peridot i guess
>favorite ship
anything that doesn't have peridot in it

But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?

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u-um... h-hi guys...

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>>6021942
>>6021963
>Use the most common ass german word
>Even non-germans will know what it means

>Get associated with Germany regardless

Is this the power of juking

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>>6021958
I said "NOW I'm curious". But I can call you a faggot, and optionally slap your ass if you ever so desire.
>>6021963
it's 3 am kill me

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>>6022000

>>6021610
25
Male
Beaner
Straight as far as I can tell
Peridot
Bismuth
Lapidot

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I want Pearl to father my children!

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>>6022011
to be fair they guessed correctly.

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>>6021610
>21
>Male
>Half Beaner
>Garnet
>Lapis
>Steven & Connie

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>>6022024

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>>6022012
Why does everyone on /sug/ wanna slap my ass?

>>6021610
>20
>male
>white
>gay
>Steven
>probably Lapis
>I guess Pearlmethyst

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>>6022007
not like this

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>>6021928
there was never anything to win, but you did help the cause. congrats

>>6021737
>>6021630
oops

>>6021610
>23
>M
>Caucasian
>Bi
>Pearl
>Lapis
>Pearlmethyst

>>6022007
cuuuuuurazy

im crazy for feelin' like a negro

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>>6022050
I'd do a lot more but.

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>Just noticed ANOTHER issue with the Pearl pin.

Goddamn it, at least this one should be the last.

>>6021610

Well, it was bound to happen...

>24
>Male
>Lord knows, but I have enough Native American blood in me to where my birth parents and my adoptive parents put "Caucasian" on my birth certificate to dodge the The Indian Child Welfare Act.
>Straight
>Pearl, although my mother says I'm more like Amethyst.
>Jasper, although it's mostly due due to her shallow-mindedness.
>None, although I'll probably have to delve into 'em if I want to make money.

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>>6021613
Hopefully this will be you and I in four to six years.
You died from partying way too hard one night but I still love you.
I'm slightly upset because you hot, turgid ladyboner is jabbing my thigh in a way that is very uncomfortable, but I'll suck it up and later suck that shit.
Also, I'm a monster because some fat man molested me with laser or some shit; I don't know.

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>>6022050
I molest people if they want me to. it's what I do.

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>>6022012
>>6022050
>>6022075
>>6022105

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>>6022007
>Zuke is descending further into the Tumblr hole
>Amber fucking Rogers is going to be a boarder soon

This show's quality is going to take a nose dive

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>>6021610
19
Lesbian
Hispanic
Pearl
Rose I think. I don't really dislike anyone
Every Pearl ship

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>>6022106
Yeah?
Whatchu want My Diamond?

>>6022104
What's this have to do with Bald Steve-shit?

>>6022144
I think Rivet's having an autism attack.

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>>6022106
back for more puns?

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>>6022155
Oh......

>>6022144
Wait, I thought, I, Rivet, was Bald Steven.
I'll be normal now, but only intermittently. Sorry for any liability.
I work hard on my fanfiction! I write to bring smiles to the faces of the world, and sexy boners to their pants!
I write fanfiction! It's easy and and comfy to wear!

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Let's go

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>>6021610
21
Male
Native American
Straight
Pearl
Nah but if I had to pick Jasper but really Nah
Pearlmythyst probably

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*Bug noises*

>>6021610
>20
>female
>white but grandparents are russian immigrants
>Pearl and Jasper are tied
>none but the one I care the least about is Bismuth
>I used to ship and still like Pearlnet and Jaspis but I don't really root for anything anymore

>>6022122
I mean, it's already starting, but I'm too deep into the show to leave now

this is what I get for starting a series made by a virtual unknown right at it's beginning

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I feel like dumpin' some Hitlers.

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>>6022215

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>>6022194
Yea yea, I just wanna see bald steven before we go back to /co/ at least one last time. You can't character fag on /co/

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>>6022248
Feel free to join me.

>>6022122
If Amber is able to prove to be herself worse than Zuke I will honestly be surprised

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>>6022265

>>6022248
>>6022265
>>>/b/

>>6022248
>>6022265
I dumped Hitler.
His hatred of Jewish people was a huge turn-off.

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>>6022283

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The first thing my friends said to me when I got them into SU was Steven really reminded them of me

They are so nice.

>>6022090
>although I'll probably have to delve into 'em if I want to make money.
Ships are BIG in SU, how is it you nver thought about this before

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>>6022301

>>6022257
Oh, I see...
Wait, is this us, together? Am I now Peridot?

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>>6022320

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>>6022265
here he is

>>6022310
and do you consider yourself like Steven?

>>6022281
Her turning Jasper into a meme would anger more people than what Zuke does to Peri and Lapis.

>>6022333
Cute fuhrer and trips!

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>>6022333

>>6022200
Zuke

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>>6022320
Heres what we call Weaboo Hitler

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>>6022331
Literally who duh fuck are you?

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>>6022357
Phew...much better.

>>6022200
Jasper's murdercock

>>6022200
Connie is/has

So, what are you listening to, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk

>>6022200
Succ?

>>6022200
Rolllll

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>>6022313

Horrible, horrible memories of ATLA shipping.

Those were dark days on /co/. LOK brought 'em back, but at least those two idiots ruined it for everyone in the end.

>>6022200
Lapiven

>>6022200
MURDERCOCK

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>>6022402
Succ is dead

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>>6022399

>>6022200
ebin

>>6022200
MALACHITE

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>>6022200
JASPEARL OR BUST

So I'm going to do something other people have been doing and take art requests so I can get better at drawing. Warning: I'm pretty shit at it right now.

So, any requests?

>>6022200
Lapidot

>>6022371
Haven't you been paying attention?

">>6021238
I'm that blithering writefag who lurks and haunts the Archive of Our Own like Wario does to the roof of Mario's shitty, shitty castle before you get all six Golden Coins in that admittedly decent silly-game."

>>6022443
dead ship deader than shit

>>6022445
Lapis slapping Jasper's ass.

>>6022200
Sapphire

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>>6022462
rude af

>>6022455
>>6022371
Rivet, is the name.

>>6022411
Amedot is the Zutara of SU

>>6022200
Jaspidot

>>6022200
Steven

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>>6022455
>Haven't you been paying attention?
Nope

>>6022445
Sapphire in a knight's attire throwing a sword directly through a monster gem's chest.

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>>6022200
If no dubs Pearlmethyst will be endgame

>>6022500
>check'd
STEVEN IS THE MAIN THREAT

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>>6022500

>>6022481
>>6022501
Oh, well...
Again, Rivet; Rivet, is the name.

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>>6022500
>Main Threat

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>>6022481
>>6022533
>rivet, is the name.
I still don't follow

>>6022200
Jasper's soul possesses a pumpkin

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>>6022500
The main threat is himself the whole time... deep (Or is it the dormant Rose inside him)

>>6022544
Just call him Bald Daddy.

>>6022530
What? Steven and Lapis can't BOTH be the main threat.
Unless it's chapter four of "Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump" all over again.

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>>6022563
Whatever, he's no Bald Steven...

>>6022445

Lapis telling Jasper to make her a sandwich

>>6022200
Lapenis.

>>6022200
muh dick huehuehue

>>6022200
Jaspearl fusion

>>6022200
Meme Quartz Gems

>>6022582
Yeah, he's even worse.

Give him an image to spam and it'd be hell.

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>>6022200
Hol Horse

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>>6021610
25
Male
White British
Straight
Jasper
Garnet if I had to pick.
Jaspearl degenerate here.

>>6022611
dead immediately

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>>6022500
ENDGAME ENDGAME ENDGAME

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>>6022611
Fuck yeah

>>6022563
Thank you, my sexy sweet.
>>6022582
ARE THERE NOW ANY JASPERS HERE WILLING TO TAKE-AND-CLAIM MY TIGHT, TONED, SEXY BOI ASS? PLEASE! I'M NOT PICKY! I'LL EVEN FUCK THAT ONE HOMEWORLD JASPER THAT PUNCHED MY NIGGA-BOY BOY STEVEN IN THE FUCKING FACE; THAT SHIT WAS VERY MEAN!

>>6022200
The Meme Barn

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>>6022611
>>>>>>>>>implying

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>>6022487
>Zutara

Why'd you have to go and do that...

But wait a minute, hasn't Amedot died down a bit?

>>6022632
>Jaspearl21
He has at least twenty others.

>>6022200
Lapidot endgame

>>6022200
Opal

>>6022200
Lapenis.

>>6022200
Tumblr

>>6022200
Jaspisdot

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>>6022200
Rose returns and fucks Pearl

>>6022200
Townies

>>6022200
Rebecca Sugar

>>6022200
God

>>6022200
Jasper is a cuck

>>6022200
Centipeetle

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So is Steven dead? Can I move on and find a real man now?
>>6022200
Connie

>>6022200
Jasper shattering

>>6022655
After the TSTR thing and the twitter bullshit i think the more annoying people have calmed down

>>6022200
Jasper's cum

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>>6022733
Y E S

>>6022200
Zuke

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>>6022733
FUCK

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>>6021497
>>6021534
>That Jasper
>That Amethyst

It's not fucking fair, I want to play video games about gems that aren't mobile shit!

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>>6022611
BOI

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>>6022733
Fly to heaven, little quartz.

Fly to heaven.

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>>6022200
Jaspis

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>>6022755
LAPIDOT FUSION CONFIRMED
ITS SHIT

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>>6022200
Me x Pearl

>>6022755
>>6022733
SHIT

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>>6022755
LAPIDOT FUSION INCOMING CONFIRMED
NON-BELIEVERS OFFICIALLY BTFO

>>6022755
Winrar
>>6022730
Where is Bald Steven when you need'm!

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>>6022755

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>>6022764
We really just need someone to go through a couple of the /sug/ threads during the time period VN Anon was spotted.

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>>6022411
You laughed at those faggots too, huh?

>>6022200
Yellow Pearl x Lapis

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>>6022806
>gross

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>>6022500
whhaaaat

>>6022411
Good thing I always stuck to the obvious canon.

I don't think SU shipping is anywhere near as bad as ATLA and LOK since with SU anyone could end up with anyone.

Aside from some rabid Lapidot fangirls it really isn't tha bad

>>6022487
*Lapidot

>>6022200
Futadot

>>6022200
lapis/peridot fusion

>>6022806
>>6022831
No...
No.

>>6022839
t. amedot

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>>6022200
Pearlven

good bye, see you soon, probably
maybe not

>>6022864
I thought your type had moved onto calling everyone who doesn't ship your shitty ship Lapivens now. Back to the old boogieman now?

>>6022200
Pearl

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>>6022738

That's good, athough that'll make it harder to gauge what people want.

>>6022200
Werewolf Jasper

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>>6022733
must be a different jasper since we're getting a Jaspearl fusion as a new gem

Jack Black

>>6022200
My man Colin

>>6022582
>>6022621
>>6022645
Steven burst through the door of the Beach House one afternoon.

“Guys! I passed the entrance exam into Yale University with flying colors!”

“Che,” PeeDee scoffed. “The colors are always flying with you, Steven Universe,” he said. PeeDee was busy licking and fingering Amethyst’s puss.

“Wuh…what’s that supposed to mean!?” cried Steven.

“It’s means you’re really gay!” PeeDee yelled.

“Oh, okay,” said Steven. He then walked over and sat down on Amethyst’s hard, big, futa-cock, which was fully erect above her twat. PeeDee would never touch that shit.

Amethyst’s eyes crossed and she became even harder, her tongue lolling out; she began to rut Steven to her wanton release. Steven’s cock smacked PeeDee in the face. PeeDee groaned.

“Ugh, I guess I’ll go back to preparing food at my Dad’s restaurant without washing my hands,” he said.

“Okay. Bye, PeeDee!” said Steven, as Amethyst growled and groaned beneath him.

PeeDee left.

Amethyst raped Steven.


The End

>>6022200
Lapis gets put back in the mirror permanently

>>6022200
Garnet committing suicide by defusing for the rest of the season

>>6022200
Garnet

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>>6022853
>>6022831
>>6022806
>>6022892
I couldn't resist.

>>6022885
It's the Jaspearl fusion that leads to the shattering.

>>6022888
I'm going to cry if anything happens to Colin too

>>6022200
Jack Black

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>>6022899
thank god

>>6022885
Jaspearl fusion, then shattering. Probably Pearl who does it.

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>>6022899
H A P P E N I N G
/SUG/ IS PROPHET

>>6022200
Hitler

>>6022806
>>6022831
>>6022907
STOP

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>>6022899
Oh shit, that could make her actually interesting for once.

>>6022341
I try to always be nice to everyone

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>>6022928

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>>6022899
A lot better desu. Ruby & Sapphire a re a more dynamic duo and I want to see them interact more with the other gems

>>6022200
Lapis and Jasper

>>6022941
I'm just getting worked up over nothing.

You're not him.

>>6021463
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8

>>6022200
a new permafusion

>>6022955
Late, you're late.

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>>6022921
>>6022899
Ruby and Sapphire confirmed for divorce

>>6022955
fucking slacker

Amy makes another pooping joke

>>6022200
Malachite's twin horsecocks

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>>6022952
You rang?

>>6022200
Pearl harem

>>6022975
L-leave...

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>>6022200
A Pearls revolution arc!

>>6022200
nonbinary

>>6022899
>final episode
damn, son

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>>6022200
TLH crossover episode

>>6022975
Didn't you exiled yourself after the ERP with Lapis?

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>>6023002
Make me!

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>>6022200
More rape

>>6022200
Amber memes up Jasper the same way Zuke memed up Lapis and Peridot

>>6022445
Peridot on a unicycle.

>>6022200
Some tumblr's oc

>>6022200
Lapithyst permafusion

>>6021610
>age
22
>gender
Male
>ethnicity
Black/Puerto rican
>Sexuality
"Straight"
>favorite gem
Doc
>Least favorite gem
Pearl (sorry bolt)
>favorite ship
Rupphire

>>6022892
“Ugh…” Steven growled one day. He was at the barn with Peridot.

“I’m a planet-sized faggot!” he said.

“What’s in orbit around you?” Peridot asked, ever-curious.

“My sexuality,” said Steven, “Because it’s up it the air.”

Peridot slipped her three-inch cock into Steven’s ass then. Steven moaned and cooed in response.

“Shit, heh,” said Peridot, “you really are that gay.”

“Ahn <3, moaned Steven, “let me have it all!”

“Heh, said Peridot, glancing at the hole outside where she and Steven had gone down to confront the Cluster. “Time to fill another hole.”

Peridot raped Steven.


The End

Holy shit the best part of these generals in the Zuke humor

Why is this nonbinary person the funniest fucking thing in the world

>>6023061
You can leave.

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>>6023032
Not intentionally, just shit irl kept me away

>>6022200
Lapearl duet and it's Pearl doing the singing while Lapis makes commentaries in the background

>>6022200
Peridot

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>>6023035
FUSE WITH ME YOU FUCK IRL AND NOT ONLINE FAGGOT

>>6023061
YOU'RE the one with the funny jokes anon

>>6023035
P-please...

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>>6022551
kill yourself

>>6022200
amelapidot permafusion

>>6022200
Lapis and Amethyst talk shit about Peridot.

>>6022200
Peridot dies

>>6023057
>"let me have it all!"
>Peridot raped Steven
???

>>6022200
/sug/ gets mentioned on an episode.

>>6022399
>A fellow MF DOOM fan
MEH NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpEnkDQnhk

>>6022200
lapis commits suicide

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>>6023084
>>6023089
I'm not so sure why'd you want me to leave anyways. I'll die when we go back to /co/, so enjoy all the bald while it lasts!!

>>6023129
What made you come back, though? For real.

>>6022200
Rose comes back

>>6022399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue-lbjp48fs

>>6022200
Lapis and like 12 jaspers

>>6022200
Cr1tikal

>>6022399
Windows '95's opening jingle

>>6022965
>>6022970
I won't apologize for having a job
Still at work now actual

>>6022200
WAR

>>6022200
A shitty crossover

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11512219

>>6023057
>>6022892
Rivet mata desu.
I've written those fics with care, but they're just not ready yet. The'll be done soon one day, but just not yet.
すきですか?

>>6022200
ebin

>>6022200
>>6023127
reroll

>>6022200
The diamonds

>>6023188
You...stink

>>6023192
na, lapis lives

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>>6023173
SKINTIGHT

>>6023113
Mmhmmhmm!
こいですよ。