HG thread
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won
No really..what crew in hg am I part of?...
>>6011716
Shitpost crew. What's up, broseph?
>>6011716
You're part of the 'we love you' crew.
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won, niggers.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>6011720
>>6011723
Fuck yeah! Both of those are dank as fuck.
>mfw started a mini comfy hours shitstorm
Don't cherrypick my shit, BEYOTCH :^)
>>6011726
dach no deal i medus side ok
>cody
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>6011741
no deal you betray in the city ok
bump the game
>>6011741
here deal if won go monaca lose time you but lose i work alone ok
>cody
>>6011731
Good to know. Now shut up and spam pastas
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
Will host for standards.
>>6011746
>>6011749
no deal i no betray monaca side ok jail betray in end
>cody
It happens to be much later than I wanted it to be so I will be going. Good night to all still awake.
>>6011763
ok here deal if kurumi join i jail but poson you city ok let go i won lose kamina again now ok
>cody
>>6011767
Got a big day of circlejerking and rigging to do later on huh. Get some sleep, faggot.
>>6011767
good bed
Alright time for bed. C-can I have one good night Kissu? It's alright if you can't spare one though. Night thread.
>>6011815
>kissu
>>6011815
>kissu
>>6011815
Go the fuck to bed.
>>6011815
Night, bro.
I'd be able to start another community on /b/ before this place to picks up. Ech.
>>6011866
>another community
You never started one to begin with
>>6011884
Good one, didn't see that coming. I'm glad you can take a meme.
>>6011884
That's the joke, dumbass.
>>6011919
>Yukine
>>6011919
I could probably start a community if I wanted to with my based ass games.
I need a hug
>>6011928
Talk about ass based games and maybe you'd have a better point.
Turn this into an erp community.
>>6011943
Can her you over the sound of my based ass codes that I wrote all by myself.
>>6011944
Dibs on fucking that bitch you like
>tfw your shitstorm clears out all the circlejerkers
Feels good. You're welcome HG.
>>6011953
I don't want based ass codes.
I want ass based codes.
>>6011958
P1 sufficates P2 with his/her1 ass
>>6011961
See, now we're talking. Best event I've heard of so far.
>>6011958
>>6011961
>>6011966
Serious question, when will you anons write a community code together?
If I were to keep the events organized and be a guide would you guys be able to do it?
>>6011946
Feels good being Z rank
>>6011970
It would be the memiest code ever
Lets do it
>>6011970
If you were involved at all I wouldn't do it :^)
Who was the guy who created that text wall? What I miss?
>>6011974
Then it begins.
The /trash/ code.
Give me 10 one tribute nonfatal events.
>>6011980
P1 faps to tentacle hentai
>>6011980
P1 takes P2's bait
>>6011980
P2 causes a shitstorm for free (You)s
>>6011946
fuck you, metal sanik games were the shit.
>>6011980
P1 dies but not really
>>6011980
Hoshi kills himself. The entire community wins the game and sacrifice P1 as thanks to the gods.
>>6011980
P1 spams text wall copypasta
Also the only fatal event should be "P1 has had enough of shitpostingand leaves HG"
P1 pees
>>6012012
P1 wants 24 tributes so he/she1 can overhost
>>6012012
P1 quits HG, gets some friends, meets a nice girl, makes a nice life for themselves, and never ever thinks about this fucking place again.
P1 revives OFH
>>6012012
P1 enters a crowd full of people interacting and calls all of them one big circlejerk
P1 gets shitposted for bad RP
>>6011980
Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.
Who got their panties in a knot now?
So far.
I need 3 more nonfatal single tribute events but gimme whatever comes to your mind. Take shots at other avatars, make fun of memes, parody some of the common ticks and tells of the autistic people here.
</trash/, The Code>
[Non-Fatal]
1 Tribute
(Player1) faps to tentacle hentai.
(Player1) causes a shitstorm for free (You)s.
(Player1) dies but not really.
(Player1) pees.
(Player1) wants 24 tributes so (he/she1) can overhost.
(Player1) revives OFH.
(Player1) enters a crowd full of people interacting and calls all of them one big circlejerk.
2 Tribute
(Player1) takes (Player2)'s bait.
[Fatal]
1 Tribute
Hoshi kills himself. The entire community wins the game and sacrifice (Player1) as thanks to the gods.
(Player1) quits HG, gets some friends, meets a nice girl, makes a nice life for themselves, and never ever thinks about this fucking place again.
>mfw I could actually write decent events if I wasn't a shitposter
Such is life.
P1 tells P2 that Human Instrumentality was a stupid fucking idea and they end up naked wrestling about it.
>>6012073
Why not both?
P1 identifies P2 as Cirno and tells them to fuck off
Shine
>>6012080
Lets try not to mention specific people because it wouldn't be a very flexible event.
Take "Cirno" and decribe her without using her name.
>>6012080
P1 identifies P2 as That Retarded Kid From The Netherlands and tells them to fuck off
>>6012085
The aussies come out to shitpost a player?
>he thinks he actually did anything
Everyone's either asleep or tending to their real lives at the moment tbhwy. In a couple of hours, someone will host and you'll be mad again. Hope you newfags realize that.
>>6012097
>>he thinks he actually did anything
>Everyone's either asleep or tending to their real lives at the moment tbhwy. In a couple of hours, someone will host and you'll be mad again. Hope you newfags realize that.
What did he mean by this?
>>6012136
Nice, nice.
I wonder if this will at least make something of the dead hour silences. I got 10 events this time, I guess that's enough for a first time. More events might be possible at a time when people get used to this being a thing.
>>6011977
Don't get excited. It's an old ERP copypaste back from August apparently
Hello?
>>6012244
DUB DUBS
>sprays the front of my shorts
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHECKED!
>>6012244
hi there.
>>6012243
You forgot the HG ones.
>>6012243
>ERP
Wut? These are games pastas.
>>6012254
>>6012264
The archive indicates that it originated from ERP and the HG one was modified from it afterwards.
>>6012162
there's no way to tell senpai
dead hours are eternal
>>6012265
Fucking meme expert. Yeah, more of those, please.
Cause it matters who the fuck wrote that shit.
The thread is dead, let's play with it's body.
>>6012270
You forget, anon. I was the first Warden of the Dead hours back when I realized why nobody was entering my games back in Marchthousand and Fifteen after work.
>>6012271
A question was asked and a question was answered. Get mad about it kiddo
>>6012251
Please fuck off and never come back. Your RP is so bad it's embarrassing. You have no reason to stick around and make everyone else's conversations shit.
>>6012265
Even the one that Baron did?
>>6012280
whoa
you got me there
You have TEN (10) seconds to prove you are an oldfag
hey fags
>>6012282
>Somebody here dislikes Cirno even more than I do
Nice
>>6012282
I'm sorry that you have to feel that way
>>6012285
Seems that way.
>mfw I realize Red has better RP than Cirno
>>6012318
At least Red can stick to a character. He doesn't just say "hi how are you" every single day to his buddies (not that Red has any but that's beside the point)
rip
>>6012324
>not that Red has any but that's beside the point
I fucking kek'd. Why is HG like a supermagnet for autists? This place is like Sonic: The RP Community.
>>6012318
Red Furry porn?
>>6012300
Oh well.
>>6012282
What's the point? You're not gonna get what you want.
Live damn it
>>6012405
Host dammit
>>6012407
RP dammit
>>6012405
I'll take dead over the fucking boring anime character dialog exchange ad nauseum.
>>6012405
>dies
>>6012405
Can't. Too busy having a complete mental breakdown.
>>6012405
I wuv you all~~
Give me (You)'s because I'm a cute Anime girl~~
>>6012473
here you go senpai
>>6012478
>Kissus
>>6012473
helo how is your day
>izaya and rinoa hours
and you ask why hg is dead
>>6012433
How's that going for you?
>>6012498
Worse then usual so I was just going to leave and see if I'll ever feel like calming down but that's unlikely.
>>6012461
>kissu
>>6012493
Organising a little party I'm throwing this Friday with some friends.
I'm just trying to figure out what drinks I should buy with $200
>>6012497
L-Love you too anon...
>>6012473
>shoves down a set of stairs.
Didn't I tell you I don't need your love.
>>6012473
I don't got a (You). I do got a rusty knife you can jam up your ass instead.
>>6012507
I like to go for a run or walk when I'm in full freakout mode.
Sometimes it's nice to pretend you can literally run away from the problems.
>>6012513
I asked how your day was not what you were doing smdh
>>6012521
You'll still get my love. If you want it or not.
>>6012527
But... Wouldn't that hurt?
>>6012533
That's pretty much been my day though. I've been organising what I need and all that.
>>6012542
Probably. But you've taken worse up the bum thanks to your daddy.
>>6012542
That's called pushing yourself onto another unwilling person. Do you want me to slice off your head and send you shrink wrapped in a bag?
>>6011703
jesus
how did this happen?
>>6012546
Uhh, okay then.
>>6012553
No thanks, I'd be a bit worried if you cut off my head Shinra. You might start falling for me.
>>6012559
>Stabs up the ass with love.
>kissu
>>6012509
Anon, that's forbidden.
>>6012559
You'd never obtain the uncountable feelings of love I have for Celty no matter how headless you'd get, your head would just end up in the trash.
>>6012562
Thanks bud, now you'll have to pay me for doing those lewd things with you.
Someone give me the list of avafags
>>6012568
Yeah... That's probably where trash like me belongs...
Is this /b/?
>>6012569
...Do you accept bottles of bleach for payment? Or whatever I can find under my sink?
>>6012542
Forreal that sounds like a good time. Hope it turns out alright
>>6012564
I don't know the meaning of the word forbidden when it comes to cute idols.
>>6012577
No, it's stupid instead.
>>6012583
>>6012579
B-but, it looks like the old days...
>>6012584
dead?
>>6012585
Except for that point, and the fact that there is no game
>>6012576
Think of it this way, at least you have a home to go to. Just look at on the brighter side.
>>6012588
I don't think you sucked so many miles of dick back then, cocksucker.
>>6012591
But that's wrong
>>6012578
I'll take a mixed drink of everything you've got under the sink mixed in a 2L bottle.
>>6012581
It'll be fun when I get it done, as I stands tomorrow I need to go shopping and spend way more money than I probably should... Luckily most of it isn't mine.
>>6012589
Can't I just live with you guys? It'd be a little better than the trash.
And I wouldn't even need to call Celty to have her do jobs for me.
>>6012575
Adachi, Alfred, Araragi, Aussa, Baki, Baron, Blanc, Bolin, Chen, Cirno, Crust, Dean, DDD, Delgado, Duncan, Emi, Garnet, Garry, Grimes, Hikki, Heloise, Hoshi, Izaya, Janus, Jasper, Jude, Junko, Junpei, Kaito, Kamina, KK, Knuckles, Kuga, Little Asgore, LF, Martin, Nanashi, Nepgear, Neptune, Nod Unit, Ocelot, Okabe, Red, Ringabel, Ruby, Satou, Selim, Shadow, Sheamus, Sliver, Sol, Sophisto, Soviet, Squid Girl, Stocking, TND, Utsutsu, Vert, Vino, Wiggins, Wrench, Yamato, Yukine, Yuno
>>6012611
>i'm not on there
LITERALLY WHO STATUS REGAINED
>>6012611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
>>6012613
Who are you? I'll add you.
>>6012604
Your calls would go forward to voicemail, she'll enjoy her vacation. Why should I even let you in my house?
>>6012613
You know what we do to literally whos?
>>6012622
I'M
>>6012622
nothing because we don't know who they are
You can't name literally who's because when you do they lose their status as literally who
>>6012617
Because you don't want to find a broken lock when you get back from your vacation.
>>6012611
>Nanashi is still on there.
>Edge-kun... why you do this to me.
>>6012611
Banned from my fucking games
>>6012611
Yes I'm not there!
>>6012626
What if you don't name them and only post a picture of them?
>>6012644
that would imply that you know who they are, same effect applies
>>6012611
>I'm still on there
>LET ME FUCKING DIE
>>6012656
>please stay
>ily
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>6012656
Not untill you ERP with the piggy.
Why do i still come here holy shit i dont get it.
>>6012631
Is that a threat I hear? you can live on the floor then.
>>6012656
I'll fuck you till you die.
I'll just show myself the exist.
What do we think about /erp/?
2015fags report in
>>6012664
>But I want to die.
>>6012677
>then Hicko will find where I live and fucking brutalize me.
>>6012670
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>6012697
it looks like the body of mercy
>>6012694
kill yourself
>>6012696
>stay!!!!
>we love you!
>100% gay!
>>6012696
I-It can be our little secret, f.am. I've been wanting to violate the piggy's ass for so long.
>>6012582
That's me alright, but that doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want, Anon.
>>6012647
Not if they post it themselves
>>6012709
Not even if I go around in public with my Sachiko banner?
Member when HG was based?
i member
>>6012728
It was based in April 2015
>>6012726
Only one way to find out.
>>6012705
>But I don't, in fact I'm incredibly self loathing.
>just let me die
>>6012707
>Bu-Bu-But, mu-muh trust
>>6012611
>>6012739
SHUT UP AND LET ME LOVE THE PIGGY!
>>6012739
If you hated us and wanted to die you wouldn't be here
>>6012739
>NO!
>stay pls
>Love yourself
>you're awesome
>>6012748
Look, a literally who
>>6012756
Feels good man
>>6012738
Only one way indeed.
>>6012750
>BUT I REFUSE!
>>6012751
>But I don't hate this place...That much, I only want to die.
>>6012755
>No
>dies
>>6012611
>tfw you never get included in these and don't want to either
it's a miracle
>>6012775
>tfw included but you don't want to
>>6012774
P-PLEASE!
>>6012774
Do you hate me?!
>>6012774
>mfw stocking will never die
>>6012774
>kissus back to life
>>6012779
I REFUSE!
>>6012782
Do you want the memey answer, or the straight answer, cause the straight answer is no.
>>6012784
Let me die, I want to be irrelevant, so when I do come back nobody will remember those things I did.
>>6012789
>Is still kill
>>6012799
GOMASU
>>6012773
>she takes the newspaper
Me, super cute? That's good news!
But the answer is still no.
>>6012799
You ruined it! You were suppose to give me a meme answer!
>>6012806
Darn. Can't blame me for trying.
I'll just stick to the picture taking, the compliments, and occasional admiration from afar until I work my way to the kissu stage.
>>6012825
Can't let a fan get too close. There are some really creepy ones that shouldn't be trusted.
This thread is already 4 hours old.
>>6012844
It's better when it gets older, like wine
First 24.
>>6012837
I know it all too well. Those guys give honest guys like me a bad name, makes me sick.
At least I can cover your blindspots with the camera. The flash always gets them by surprise.
>>6012872
Shalashaska the Great
>>6012872
Maria and Harusame
>>6012872
Rinoa the > Shalashaska
>>6012872
Sanae Kochiya
>>6012889
Heresy...
>>6012872
Eggman-kun
>>6012872
Susie
>>6012872
Haruki Sagae
>>6012872
Talon
>>6012872
Kurumi
Good morning, good morning!
>>6012799
:^(
>>6012872
Fujiwara no Mokou
>Maybe someone will pick it up who knows
>>6012936
That implies that we'll reach 24 entries
MOKOU IS A STUPID IDIOT
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>6012965
Implying we won't.
At least when it depens on me.
Fuck you Cuckcelot.
Kim Jong Un
>>6012973
Do what now?
>>6012979
Well at least one guy isn't starving in that shithole country.
Banana
>>6012872
Raditz
Le funi banana xdd
>>6012979
kys with your shit entries
IbraTV
Plant Turk
Bolin
>>6013007
Junkrat
>>6012998
I really really like this picture. Mind if I save it?
Hooch
>>6013011
Yo Junkrat, Hana called you a "Omnic loving piece of shit" next door
>>6012933
Pruto
>>6013015
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>6013022
Bleeergh. Just you??
Patrick Star
>>6012965
If someone wants to pick it up they'll just ask for more entries, or do a new one
>>6013024
Thanks, Lori.
I approve of you busting out the classic memes, kids these days are only about the dank.
>>6013021
Oi! I can handle the piece of shit part, but you don't call a Junker an lover of those scrap-metalheads!
>>6013008
>Imperial Jammies
Fuck, I smiled
>>6012872
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6013027
I can't help it that you are so cute!
Turner
>>6013034
>loves junker
confirmed cancer
>>6013021
What?! It might be true, but I didn't say it!
Ayylien
>>6012872
Reigen Arataka
24+1 entries. Fuck you Cuckcelot.
Now we only need a host.
>>6013045
What's wrong mate? Stepped on one of me traps didcha?
>>6013046
Oh alright.
Wait a minute, what do you mean by it's true, little mate!?
>>6013065
>Points at U
>Makes an <3
>Makes an O
>>6013071
...
>looks at his hands, trying to recreate the letters
...OI!
>>6013071
U <3 O
U is smaller than 3 O ?
>>6013083
Technically I still didn't say anything.
>>6013089
Nice try, but you aren't hearing from these lips.
>>6013091
why are you doing that thing italians do with their fingers if you're north korean
>>6013043
Still annoying, still annoying....
>>6013091
Well technically I won't send a bomb and detonate it in your Scrap-riding-machine-thingy.
Speaking of bombs, has anyone seen a Rip-Tire going somewhere?
>>6013094
Omnics wiped out the North. I'm all South, I'm not pretending to lose to some fat oversized man baby so I can live happily with my starving family.
>>6013104
did i say north , i obviously meant south. my mistake lady
>>6013101
>pinches face
uguuu~
>>6013063
There will be no host you imbécile
somewhere ooooooooover the raaaaaaaaaaaaainboooow
>>6013102
Not sure, but it couldn't have gone far. Have you tried the broken pieces of scrap at your feet? Or is it your Australian engineering falling apart?
>>6013107
You'd think I'd have put SOUTH Korea on the map by now!
>>6013118
north south east west I don't care
>>6013120
I agree, what does it matter anyway? We are the best Korea.
>>6013118
None of this is engineering, it's all about putting this with that and that with this, and then you'll take a little bit of those and slam them with these! Wait what were you asking again?
>>6013122
What's up with the skintight jumpsuit? is Samus your big inspiration?
>tfw we have to deal with discount Samus now
>>6013128
ssh, at least he's not shitposting
>>6013128
She has the worst backstory and the worst personality.
>>6013128
Literally who
>>6013125
I don't get to pick what I wear, just what color it's in an which sponsors I get on my gear. Samus is pretty old, I'm surprised people still know about it.
>>6013124
Your riptire or whatever you call it. It's probably in pieces now, you'll never find it.
>>6012872
Reflecto
>>6013128
Don't compare that pandering weeaboo bullshit to the legendary bounty hunter that helped raise a generation.
>>6013139
Nah mate, that's not true, I'll find it, in burning pieces, just like how you blow up your "mech" thing, aw such a beauty when it goes KA-BOOM.
>>6013111
Find someone else, find someone else!
>>6013147
Used to be, not in my day.
It's time for a new face in gaming, and it's me.
>>6013154
I think I stepped on it on my way here. It made a similar metal sound you make when you're shuffling around. Can you make another one?
>>6013147
>I'm talking about a Metroid Other M Samus Aran
Post your home address right now so I can find you and fight you.
>>6013147
>I'm talking about a Metroid Other M Samus Aran
>>6013163
Make another Rip-Tire? well yeah, I make 'em all the time, I just need me to find a scrapyard to get the materiels from.
>>6013161
>pins wings
You are mine now.
>>6013163
Don't disrespect the classics, lady.
Even if Nintendo doesn't give Samus the treatment she deserves, the fans still care.
The recently released AM2R fan-game felt like a true Metroid game.
>>6013164
>>6013170
Yes, this place is an arena where we can constantly kill people.
Other M Samus deserves to die infinitely
You fags fall for the bait every day.
I don't get it. How are you this dumb?
>>6013161
>pins legs
You're mine
>>6013175
>Retracts wings
>>6013178
>Punches
>>6013179
>punches
>>6013179
>pins arms
She's going to sell good.
>grabs the garlic prepared for this occasion
Now don't try anything funny
>>6013186
>eats garlic
>Wario
>>6013177
because image limits and threads aren't worth anything
THE BABY
>>6013185
>Punches again
>>6013186
>Headbutts
5 hours, one thread and no game.
HG is dead, can I go home now?
>>6013177
>He takes his baitposting super seriously
>>6013202
Yes
>>6013190
We need a Wario ava
>>6013204
Sweet, see you in hell.
>>6013211
See you.
>>6013200
>punches again
>hugs
>pats
>pinches cheeks
>them dies
>>6013200
>stuffs garlic in mouth
>>6013215
>Pokes corpse.
>>6013220
>Spits out violently
>Gags
>>6013173
Make a pretty pink one with my Meka, if you can survive the blast that is.
>>6013222
>corpse comes back to life
>kissus
>dies again
>>6013177
>Yeah, of course anonymous entry posts are almost always bait. There's always a change someone else will take the entries.
>>6013223
...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Good one mate! Make it "pink" HAHA!
>>6013232
I thought we entered them to check which avafags are present
>>6013222
>stuffs it back in your mouth
>gags you
>sits back and watches you suffer
>>6013226
>Pushes body over.
>>6013238
>She turns in to a bat and starts flying off
>>6013244
Cool trick. You won't get away next time, vampire!
>>6013237
>what is roll call
.........heya.
>>6013232
>I'd pick it up but I'm leaving in an hour and don't want to chance the time constraint.
>>6013275
I was thinking more of a roll call without a game
>>6013277
Hello, boneman~.
>>6013237
>>6013277
>and if no one picks it up, there really wasn't any harm done (not defending it or anything)
I'm guessing the drama/shitposting at the top of the page was during the BrantSteele blackout?
Also did I miss Rigginsmania or was it canceled because of said blackout?
>>6013295
>Seth said something about hosting twice tonight to make up for not hosting yesterday
>>6013286
how are you, sweetie?
>>6013293
>Yeah, I suppose.
>>6013308
Bored, very very bored. There's nobody but the faceless around, there's not.
>>6013331
ah, i know a thing or two about faceless people.
most 'cause i ripped theirs' clean off.
>>6013345
edgy
>>6013350
incredibly.
>>6013371
Spooky.
>>6013345
It's like their face just doesn't have any features, it's weird, it's weird.
>>6013377
heh, spooky. i prefer "terrifying" but to each their own.
>>6013380
ah, so they got faces, but nothing on 'em? that's a shame. would love to look into their eyes as they die.
>>6013397
Don't be weird, don't be weird, boneman.
Hello?
>>6013423
what's weird to you is normal to me, pal.
>>6013449
hiya.
>>6013453
That doesn't excuse anything, silly~.
>>6013449
Hello, hello.
>>6013449
Is it me, you're looking for?
Six hours
BUT CAN WE MAKE IT TO TEN?
>>6013460
nah, but it explains it, don't it?
>His eternal grin grows slightly.
>>6013467
>God help us if we do.
>>6013467
jesus christ I fully accept that HG is dead this time of the day, but complaining about it isn't going to help at all
>>6013467
...I'm not sure how to react at this.
>>6013474
Not really, not really.
Anybody wanna play advance wars?
>>6013467
I could've been hosting and you could've been in a game right now.
If only you had all bowed down to me and stayed on /hga/ where you belong.
It's too late, no one will save you now.
>>6013494
what's that
>>6013487
well, suit yourself, then. just know i ain't here to be "normal", whatever that is.
>>6013495
but
this is /hga/
you're under a spell cast by an evil wizard that makes you think we're in /trash/ , but that board actually doesn't exist.
>>6013498
Turn based military strategy game made by the same people who made Fire Emblem
>>6013517
Oh, it's you. Congratulations; you have earned this.
I miss TND.
>>6013494
>Now I want to play those again
>>6013507
Hmmm. You're here for fighting or killing, aren't you?
>>6013530
Fuck yeah dude. Thanks for hosting
>>6013467
please no
>>6013495
baka
>>6013543
only in the arena, hon, much to my cha-grin, heheh.
>>6013558
Awww, but it's no fun there, it's all too random.
>>6013543
There is a website that lets you play online. It's a little janky but it functions.
>>6013539
I never owned a DS to be able to play the final two but Dual Strike I felt it started getting out of hand with the units.
>>6013544
You're welcome. I do enjoy these morning-after deliveries when the circumstances call for them.
I'll be home in 20 minutes
>>6013495
Kys
>>6013567
yeah i know but trust me, if i could, i'd kill all of'ya outside of it.
>>6013576
>I would've just emulated it
>>6013591
Kehehehe, don't be silly, don't be silly~. You can't kill a vampire.
Look guys i found Yukine's workout plan
>>6013495
What did you eat for supper today?
>>6013610
Emulators don't have the 16 player free for all or the giant maps
>>6013584
thank you based anon
>>6013610
a vampire, huh? yeah, heard about how strong they are.
show 'em sunlight they die, give 'em garlic they die, drive a stake through their heart they die...
>With each list entry, he sounds more and more sarcastic.
>>6013631
Some noodles.
>>6013633
>Point taken, though multiplayer was never my strong suit.
>>6013640
I'm in the sunlight right now aren't I~? Kehehe, a lot of that stuff is veeery greatly exaggerated.
>>6013629
I get the guy is retarded and can't into hurdleing but in what context does this relate to me?
>>6013654
That's pleb tier, mane. Too lazy/busy to cook something better?
>>6013662
wanna test those theories?
>>6013666
I unno
Love ya
>>6013673
You can try, you can try.
>>6013674
>damn that guy crawling...
>he had a nice ass.
>If I was gay I'd rip it.
>>6013672
I usually have something I call "Royal Egg Rice" but I felt like eating something quick today. I have evening conferences on Wednesdays and I have little free time when I get home compared to my other week days.
HT Sans X Moge-ko
>>6013690
Fair enough. Rice with a fried egg is godtier food when you consider how easily it's made.
Also AA games when
>>6013681
heh, you're snarky, kiddo. i like that. i'll let'ya live for now.
>>6013692
>You stop that.
>>6013700
Alcoholics Anonymous games when
>>6013705
Ok fine.
LT Asgore X Ruby
>>6013709
kys (You)kine
>>6013705
Oh come oooon, you're perfect for each other. If you saw her you'd probably be dying to bone her anyways.
>>6013715
what did I do this time?
>>6013713
>Well, fuck, I should've seen that coming.
>>6013721
hey, pal, i make the puns.
>>6013725
What are you gonna do, stab me?
>>6013705
Aww, you won't even try and attack me? How boring, how boring.
>>6013688
But you are gay yukine.
>>6013735
>Attacks
>>6013733
>stabs
>>6013743
>not really...
>>6013733
i slice and decapitate, but i don't stab. that's below me.
>>6013735
heh, i like you. someone else who seems to thrive on death. you're gonna far, kid.
>Gotta go to class. Peace out.
>>6013781
>maybe, not entirely sure
>>6013745
>Bites
>>6013777
Nope, I just like fighting, silly~. And I'm waaaaay older than you, too.
>Seeya.
>>6013788
>Kills you like the vampire hunter I am.
AMEN!
>>6013787
either you like dick or you dont
>>6013794
Odd to say amen when you're an atheist.
>>6013788
>Cums
>Fucking dies
>>6013805
Why are you such a faggot Cirno like holy shit.
>>6013794
>Pulls knife out
Heeey, don't be mean, don't be mean.
>>6013700
Eh, Friday Night maybe, if there isn't anyone else.
I might host for the other guys if they win my favor, it depends. I'm just not feeling it at all here.
I'm just working on a new code.
>>6013818
What other guys? The Russians? The other hunger games club on trash? I mean I find myself entering on other games lately aswell.
>>6013815
Sticks a seal on your forehead.
>>6013814
Sorry, I forgot that no fun is allowed.
We both know I'll post it.
>>6013818
Work on your own suicide
Make something with this, if it makes me laugh, I'll host.
>>6013830
Fuck off Cirno
>>6013814
Probably because of how easily activated you are
>>6013824
Or even /vip/ or /qst/, who knows?
You guys have until Friday to make me feel like hosting for you, bakas.
>>6013815
Sorry.
>>6013830
Remember that there is no fun allowed in HG. Only suffering.
>>6013835
>>6013842
I'll suck your dick?
>>6013826
>Turns in to mist
>>6013844
>She throws it back
You could at least ask for a proper fight, silly.
>>6013842
and you have until Friday to make a good code that we can react to well.
>>6013842
Not gonna pander to you. At least Seth hosts games worth a dime but yours nah.
>>6013836
Only if you join me.
>>6013844
HG is plenty of fun, you really have to suck at this if you can't
>>6013858
That's not what the sign says.
>>6013858
>replying with 2hu meme
Dude, you have a severe problem
LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT JUST DAMN LISTEN YOU CUNT I AM YOUR HELL .YOU GOD FUCKER LISTEN BITCH I AM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP THROUGH THIS GOD DAMN SCREEN AND TACKLE YOUR ASS INTO THE FLOOR BEATING YOUR ASS LIKE FUCKING CRAZY AND THEN FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS A FUCKING ROUND EVERY FUCKING CORNER UNTIL YOUR ASS BLEEDS LIKE FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH .I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT I WILL FUCKING GET A FUCKING IRON BAT AND WHACK YOUR SORRY UGLY INTERNET WARRIOR AND INTERNET PUSSY ASS ALL OVER THE FUCKING DAMN PLACE YOU GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND THEN I WILL KEEP SWINGING AT YOUR DAMN BITCH ASS CUNT ASS SELF UNTIL YOU SWELL LIKE A GROUP OF FUCKING RED BUBBLES YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE SURE YOU BLEED HELL YOU DAMN CUNT BITCH.I AM NOT DONE STILL YOU BITCH ASS,I WILL HANG YOUR SWOLLEN RED ASS AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH TWO BASEBALL BATS VIOLENT AND AGGRESSIVELY YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BITCH AND THEN I WILL STAB A FUCKING KATANA STRAIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND THEN FUCKING SILCE YOU LIKE CRAZY UNTIL YOU FUCKING CRY AND SCREAM AT THE DAMN TIME.I WILL GIVE YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL PAIN AND MAKE YOU FUCKING SUFFER YOU DAMN PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BAG.AFTER THEY I WILL LIGHT SOME BULLETS IN YOU YOU CUNT ,GRENADE YOUR PLACE ,AND BLAST YOU WITH A SHOTGUN YOU SHIT BAG.I WILL FUCKING LIGHT YOU UP WITH BULLETS,GRENADE YOUR FUCKING PLACE,AND THEN TIE YOU DOWN,KICK YOU INTO THE AIR AND PULL MY BIG ASS MINIGUN AND LIGHT A HELL STORM OF FUCKING BIG ASS BULLETS IN YOUR DAMN SORRY ASS YOU INTERNET SHIT.I GIVE YOU MY WORD ,BUT I AM STILL NOT DONE.I WILL FUCKING PISS ALL OVER YOUR CORPSE AND CELEBRATE AND THEN SEND YOU INTO LAVA AND MELT YOU YOU CUNT,I WILL GIVE JESUS AND SATAN A MESSAGE TO REVIVE YOU SO I CAN DO THIS AGAIN,WHEN YOU DIE A SECOND TIME,I WILL NOTIFY SATAN TO GIVE FOUR TIMES WORSE DAMAGE AND SUFFERING.I WILL MAKE HIM CUT GOUR ASS UP AND BURY YOU IN ANTS. I HOPE U GET HELL FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
>>6013842
games > you
that should be enough for you
>>6013863
J-Jude?
>>6013871
The sign only applies to you.
>>6013875
Then help me fix them.
>>6013890
>Cirno
>why are you such a baka
>>6013835
>>6013890
IF that sign applies to me then where is everyone!
>>6013849
23 more to go.
>>6013854
I can't. It's impossible to get any of you to reply.
>>6013855
I agree, so I'll just not host at all.
>>6013897
>when people ask me this I have to wonder if they ask about me IRL or the avatar.
>>6013902
>having fun
>>6013835
>>6013905
Good. Inferior hosts need not apply.
>>6013921
This is going a little too far.
>>6013914
>it's the avatar
>baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0
nicu video
Even though I couldn't afford or have a use for it.
>>6013914
>baka avaing a baka
>>6013921
>Seth
>>6013938
YOUKAI RACISM INTENSIFIES
>>6013933
>Touch screen.
Fucking disgusting.
>>6013946
It's not for computering baka
and touchscreen looks pretty good actually when it can swivel down. It just sucks on screens that are in front of you