kpop general
( . ) M ( . )
delete that
*cums*
wish I was as dead as this thread
>>5993517
lmaop
>>5994824
that can be easily remedied
>>5995088
omoooooo
>>5995110
balls touching.. omo
I wonder what Nayeon is like when she's drunk
Have you guys ever tasted your own cum?
London.
post ladyboys
I wish I can read and write Korean so I can browse Korean porn sites
I wish I was not dead
Damn, did anyone else notice that Sana is thick?
Go Cubs
I wish i was handsome
I wish Taeyeon would chop my neck off with a Katana
>>5995698
Do it yourself with a kitchen knife.
i have phimosis
I wish Twice would kidnap me, strip me naked and poke my dick with a stick while making fun of me.
show it
My dick is bent slightly to the left
My pinky is bent slightly to the right.
my dick is small
>>5995865
holy shit mine too
>>5995865
i hear this is common
Do you guys play video games?
just sports games..
>>5995865
post it (no homo)
>>5996066
No I just jack off a lot to kpop girls in my free time.
>>5995110
I wish I was handsome with a big cock and nice body so I could make a girl's fantasy like that webm come true.
>>5996171
you could fulfill my fantasy 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyeT8ik6NM
Will we get the six million?
Not unless I have something to say about it.
What's the deal with piggyback rides?
What's the deal with IUfriend? He's not IU, and he's not a friend.
Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home.
Jerry Seinfeld bls go
Whatever you do, don't post this on mu
What's the deal with lampshades? If it's a lamp, why do you want shade?
What's the deal with Noel? I mean, it's still 2 months until Christmas!
and what's the deal with Dubu? What, are there two of her?
classic
What's the deal with Ham? She's not pig meat.
What's the deal with Tanner? He's not tan.
What's the deal with Lunaposter? She's not the moon, and she doesn't hang on the wall.
whats the deal with saying what's the deal? There's no exchange involved or delivering of cards in a card game?
What's the deal with not ending the last part of the joke with a period? It's not supposed to end in a question mark.
so what's the crush update?
What's the deal with crushes? You're not physically squeezing them.
I haev a new crush
or are you
Squeeze, squeeze.
make me cum
afternoonies
is Heaven or Las Vegas a summer album, or a fall album..
hmm...
it's a nice album to kys to
I'm tired guys
yeah it seems like a good album to overdose on opioids to
I was in love with Nayeon the last two days. But today, I just saw how thicc Sana is and Nayeon is starting to look like a little kid.
Help.
nayeon is ugly though
she's cute
Seems like you've a long way to go dbh
tfw wasnt born a qt girl
That's okay.
It's not ok
>>5998404
never go to japan or korea you will feel miserable seeing all the girls and the cute things they wear
When will another group go the Orange Caramel way and make a song with an Indian influence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>5998854
I just have to go on the internet to feel that way...
what song are you on about?
Catallena
tfw woman hips
tfw big butt (and I cannot lie)
tfw born a cute girl
Ugly fish lips
but we love fish here
cute kissable lips
Fucked up duck lips
She needs to wrap them around my fuckin dick and suck my balls dry
retard
Fuckin Binnies butt and creaming inside her tight Japanese grandma ass
We ready?
Binniegirls ugly fishlips
stupid stupid idiots
Raf simons rick owens usually what im dressed in
why are you binnie bullying
Why are you such a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Why9U46a4qM
>when you get one step, two steps farther away
>i will take three steps toward you
>so we won’t get any farther apart
>when you take one step, two steps closer
>i will stay right here
>so it doesn’t feel like our love is going too fast
tfw no gf
Tfw daddy
i'm not a homosexual though
그 손을 내밀어줘 save me save me
I need your love before I fall, fall
noel where you at you missed the get idiot
how do i get rid of phimosis
ask your doctor
My bad. My head was lost in the clouds.
hai
Where is the taefaggot?
hello
how are you doing?
Where is the anonfaggot?
good! are you okay~
go knisk
hanging in there, lol
^^
you are the most boring couple of all time
dms
keep it there
no
love is in the air~~~~~~~~~
https://youtu.be/6uZHaLRB9EI
akljshdlas
>>6001009
playing csgo with me
It sure is, T.
meant for someone else but not for me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
who...
Hmm.
>>6002252
who are you in love with
no one love is a two way street
Cubs boys
>>6002603
stop whining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3QOEDZnKb8
Cubs are going to be swept, you read it here first
>0-2
>HBP
i'm not faggot you're faggot
Cleveland holding it down at both stadiums.
>tfw people say Kyrie isn't a top player
When the Browns turn it around... That'll be the day.
>>6005256
>havent been great since the 50s
1-4 do nothing & continue browsing
5-9 watch a movie
0 cry
too cute for this world
>>6005300
The good old days of Super Bowls being "NFL Championship" games.
>>6005483
That smug face still gets me.
>>6005483
https://youtu.be/0WBEo2QQJx8
>>6000000
It's really hard to decide between Sana, Mina and Nayeon.
>>6006047
based fucking dirk
hyunaqt would be proud
it really isnt
congrats Cleveland for having championships in two sports after a long time of having nothing
I really like Sana too but she seems kinda dumb.
She's got a banging body though and is very affectionate.
you seem kinda dumb for not choosing sana
MOOOODYYYYMANN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9cExHOazw
IU looks so fucking delicious. Too bad I hate her music.
nah it's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gtm4-Ax2U
iuboy is so delicious
comeback fuckgin WHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gTIfE-LMpM
*changes channel to tnt*
>>6007479
Word.
how old are you noel
>>6007380
?
Twenty-two. How old are you?
18
removing people on social media is v cathartic
You turned eighteen, huh? Hope you had a happy birthday.
>>6007652
LOL
yeah, Jamie isn't 18
>>6007820
how do you know
>>6007632
?
You can blame me
Try to shame me
And still I’ll care for you
You can run around
Even put me down
Still I’ll be there for you
The world
May think I’m foolish
They can’t see you
Like I can
Oh but anyone
Who knows what love is
Will understand
im taken
>>6007841
a little bird told me
I feel so sorry
For the ones
Who pity me
‘Cause they just don’t know
No they don’t know what happiness a true love can be
I know
To ever let you go
Oh is more, is more
Than I could ever stand
Oh but anyone, anyone
Who knows what love is
Honey, will understand
Oh they just don’t know
No they just don’t know
Until they really love
>>6007896
How'd you do it, IU pojke?
you're going to make tanner kill himself
>>6007934
I have my charms
>>6007960
about time someone did
tfw Joy is so pretty
>>6007896
same
>>6007991
Alright, I'll push the charms like never before. This does not f*cking slip.
Kawhi with the 31 points
I wonder what's Irene's opinion of ass eating
game 1 shutout
nba season starting again
golden state getting exposed for how soft they are
full refund of tuition
175 on my retaken lsat
down 6 pounds
pruned everything negative from my life
things looking up
>>6007636
21 my hyung
>>6008189
I'm glad
>>6008189
great now you dont have to leave this place :)
Keep the momentum moving forward, Avg. Finish strong.
>>6008269
Ha. You don't have to refer to me as hyung, dongsaeng. It's only one year...
you don't have to refer to me as dongsaeng...
>>6008432
Fair enough... Chingu? 과즙?
Fuck kd
>>6008515
im jk, chingu is fine though
보고싶다
무엇을 봐?
>>6008689
Oh, okay. I'll think of something better for you.
think I've finally gotten used to my roommates.. yay
Holy shit Bros!
the new black mirror is kino
Today was a good day for everyone.
cubs lost though
it's ok.. the hitting has gone cold again, I doubt they'll win the WS
Yeah, but the Bulls didn't lose.
not yet..
You won't settle for anything less than 82-0? We can't win them all, anon.
night~
i had this dream where i saved tiffany from falling off a cliff and she sat on my face as a reward
unblur that mimi this instant
i dont have the technology...
Blurred lives matter.
>many of you bros got experience with the chase sapphire?
>>6009187
WAS IT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!?
kys tanner
i guess today was interesting
Yes... Interesting days.
>>6010276
I think so. Was it a good day for you?
coudl have been a lot worse
had to trek 2 miles to school and 2 miles back without a shoe and spend like 3 hours with the girl who jsut dumped me who im slightly not over
but ive had a nice time since I escaped, watched my favorite movie with my favorite noona
thanks for subsrvirbfiving to my blog
how was youse guys's days
what was interesting about it
okay nevermind my day wasnt that interesting ^^
what happened to your shoe?
I kicked the curb woth such force it simply ceased to ve a shoe
My day isn't competing with yours either, Tanner. Rip, curb and shoe.
that some sorta kick...
This good day got even BETTER.
Based Sluggy...
why is she looking up pictures of herself
I haven't got a reply from that real estate agent about that building for kpg mansion in seoul
I will give them more time though, maybe I should have translated it into korean for them.
It must have been this MLB Park guy's laptop. Weird first name for a Korean.
I shouldn't stay up any longer now.
おやすみ, kpg。
more like when will she install adblock
maybe she wants to meet attractive singles in her area who are waiting to chat right now
I hate the ads that beg me to grow my cock... it's already big enough
>>6010943
how big are you? can you post it
That is a fucking lie. I have no handsome face no nice body no big cock no money no personality.
*clicks*
>>6011141
at least 3 of those things you can fix if you actually put some effort in
>>6011194
how do i get a big cock
>>6011203
bend over and i'll give you a big cock
>>6011210
you don't have one stop lying babydick
ok it's just average but i still like it
anyway start lifting and stuff and make a better life for yourself
>>6011219
what's stuff
why are you here if your life is so amazing
my life isn't amazing because i live in a country town in the middle of nowhere and have nothing to do
i've only been back here 2 days, i don't even know why i came back though
>>6011251
you're here because you're a loser with a shit life so stop thinking you're better than everyone else
ok stay mad and blame others for your problems then instead of taking initiative and fixing them
i can't relate to anyone here, i'm out
>>6011265
bye delusional loser
cum jerk off to kpop
https://www.rabb.it/gd2
I should kill myself
why's that?
spare us of you incessant whining and do it already you fucking pussy
>>6011675
>spare us of you
Lol what
L O N D O N
i'm addicted to pits
same but with tummies
same but with Dubu
friendky reminder that additions are bad for you
not if it's Dubu
>whining about your life on the internet instead of doing something to fix it
word, just kill yourselves
*unzips pants*
*fixes it*
ahhh much better
based anon taking responsibility for his own life
This is going to be kpg mansion in korea
http://www.remax.co.kr/Hospital-For-Sale-Guro-gu-Seoul_990021089-3
It will need a bit of work to make it a proper party house but it will be worth it in the end
It's 6 in the morning
no more dubu posting
It's noon so Dubuposting is on
ok hyeri is hot post her some more
>hyelin is hot
word
fuck I missclicked
my salad is tasty
this is NOT a euphemism
Hyerin turning into a boy was the best thing for EXID
Fuck she is so cute now
I feel good era Hyelin was clearly the best
I am exhausted
Somehow, she's even more cute when she's tired.
who what
that was a good shoot
I got 1/4 of my assignment done already
I don't like the people in my class
buy a gun...
Classmate has a gun...
Roommate has cum...
>>6012762
just be careful noel, don't let the same thing happen again
Never ever again.
why have you got a bird
wtf thats way vbetter than exploding shoes adn awkward conversations explain yourself
just ate some oreos
how were they
stale and unpleasant actually. thanks for asking
i'm soryr to hear that, i hope your day can recover from the disappointment
That little guy almost became acquainted with my left foot. He fell down near a gopher hole and couldn't stand up, but he's fully recovered now with his bird friends. Learn to fly, kid.
Eating lettuce makes me feel sick...
how princely
shoot for the stars squawks
racecar spelled backwards is racecar
bullshit.. and don't you ever lie to me again
Who said I lied, because I never
the verb "to dust" is its own antonym
i just can't take you when you're like this..spouting language tidbits and what not. i'm out
How
means both to remove dust adn to add dust
this place has an archive, right?
haven't been here for like a month and just want to see everything I've missed
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Kpop/type/op/
Have fun, anon.
some girls are bigger than others
hey thank you anon!
it's all about the tall skinny girls desu
fuck yes 3/4 done
keep it up i believe in you
are youa ctually gonna read all that
word, girls who are 5'11" are cute
I wish I wasn't a manlet so I could date taller girls
I do ok with short girls though but it really limits the dating pool
I went out with a girl taller than me once and even though neither of us really cared about the height difference on a superficial level, from a logistical perspective it could be quite awkward
I'm tall but I'm stupid, ugly, fat, a loser, boring, and socially retarded
gee whiz..
same me too
word, it's really not a wonder why I'm a kissless virgin
kinda sad these threads have to be made in /trash/, the catalog is just horrifying
these threads deserve better
>>6014263
Are you kpg wiki anon by any chance?
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/148150/#q148150
you guys can't be that bad.. cmon..
>>6014329
help this is one of those spooky thumbnails like demon lizzy
I haven't even started telling you about my stupid fat legs or my dumb woman hips
>not bookmarking trash kpg so you don't see the catalog
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/435552/#436294
is this tanner
I think you guys can really fix a lot of your issues but it will take hard work and dedication
You have my support, I believe in you!
파이팅!
>>6014451
you're just being overly critical of yourself.. now shut the h*ck up and post one of those kpops i really like
>>6014570
hey that's me
>>6014570
>>6014525
no but hes got soem of my favorite ham pics
I know, you know, we believe in a land of love
0/3..
wow that arin tribute is pretty good
it looks like she's licking it all up
...
Interesting archive.
we're significantly less gay now
less gay but bigger fags
because all the good posters left,
now it's just shitty posters
i ate a whole bag of jelly beans...
buy my mixtape
tfw best poster
who were the good posters?????????
don't listen to beta orbiter. he just misses the girls
tfw shit poster
remember to drink water
oh shit i forgot thanks for reminding me
the eric andre show is really funny
np
make sure to breath as well
>>6014972
yeah it's cool absurdist humor
post yeri quick
smugri
thanks
good morning kpop friends
fatson and franz ruin the entire thread, there aren't any good posters left
I'm so devilish~
helloo
God morgon, vän。
>>6015096
what are you listening to
it better be good and not hipster shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yna3wMFi_W4
du pre's bach cello concert no 1 its ace but you catn shake your booty to it
>betsy
more like basedsy
don't post hwadog here
>>6015256
word
>>6015204
pretty cheesy desu...
>>6015254
dork
Don't tell Jamie to kill himself.
post your cock jamie
>>6015286
rude, wtf...
Yoona
>cute and kind
Yoona posters
>cute and kind
Betsy
>based and funny
Betsy posters
>based and funny
Ham
>cute and cool
Hamposters
>..............
я cлyшaю мyзыкy
what about yuri and yuri posters
>>6015338
shut up, tanner is cute and cool
>>6015345
what does this mean
don't tell me what to do betsy
I will write whatever I want
>>6015373
don't talk to me
>>6015387
why are you so weird
>>6015338
>>6015283
>>6015279
damn
Elsie is crying because the guy who posts her is hwadogloving cunt
Cute song desu.
>>6015596
that's disgusting
>>6015402
I don't go around calling things you like cheesy
>>6015606
word
jackson is so pathetic lol
>>6015402
post your cock jamie
Im sure you're really making the most of your life, probably a real winner
>>6015701
pm me
>>6015726
where
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F0pIhc_iXg
btw noel if youre curious your friend mr. feathers is probably a savannah sparrow
tfw you have so many things that need to get done so you just dont do anything
that doesnt exactly follow
if theres nothing thats especially pressing just pick something at random or something that you can make really quick progress on to get into the swing of getting things done
actually maybe its a song sparrow instead
Gosh shut up
its more like...feeling that im never gonna get it all done
aaa rrrush and a push
Please, if you have to curse (as if that's a sign of maturity - it's actually the exact opposite!) at least censor it
stop being a pussy hyojungcuck
People who are uglier than you and I
>>6015815
I took a quick look before heading out and didn't spot him. He's a fast learner.
>>6016004
You can do it. It'll feel that way, but you will finish at some point.
they take what they want
btw nobody is uglier than you jackson
cept umji i guess
Need, idiot
whatever nigga havent heard that one in a while
Stupid fucking retard
dont take your 2nd ugliest person in the world anger out on me
I'll do what i want
k bitch
I'm sure you're v beautiful and handsome, probs a ladies man
I haven't masturbated to Twice yet. Who should be the first?
I am going to stimulate your face on a curb, prevert
How many people do you lose on a normal cruise, 40? 50?
Never fap to twice
But also never buy their physicals
I was at a kpop store and I was cringing at the thought of checking out their projects to buy :/
I have a real friends now
I don't need you anymore
will you miss me?
Real friends how many of us
>>6016379
what the fuck is this
>>6016757
depends on who you are
>>6016792
what do you want to know about me?
>>6016802
what's your name?
>>6016816
aish! that's too personal
>>6016831
do you have a discord?
>>6016864
hmm, idk if ill miss you
>>6016930
fuck you
Seinfeld is literally the best show
drake & josh
Warmly hold me tight
Like the clouds that wrap around the moon
Stay by my side
So even the stars can be jealous, alright (Aurora)
So I can close my eyes and rest, hold me more
Actually, that's Twin Peaks
Seinfeld and Twin Peaks do different
things
BREAKING BAD
George is getting upset
https://youtu.be/z4FZgscGqw4
Buck Naked
i'm stroking it for catnip..
oh jeez
do you like that..
Catnip you're pretty lewd for a girl.
Elaine is so cute
dotn give the lewdsters attention
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
what the fuck? lmao what the hell
say you like it and I'll finish for you..
gosh
umm....
>>6017367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVUjmNMF8c
hyocuck getting upset lmao
just tell me to cum for you...
this is so gay
Yeah, where's a place like this but where we talk about stuff I like
>>6017237
no
>>6016226
you are spot on btw
>>6017483
Wanna be my boyfriend...
tanny is one of your sisters single yet
Fugg
tanny can you teach me how to play drums?
i can teach you how to drum
no but im seeing them both next week I'll tell then you said hi maybe they'll leave their husbands on the spot
sure I can show you soem basics and teach you rudiments to practice but I don't haev a kit so you'll have to bring one
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Я cлyшaю дйcкo
나의 사랑
I think your Russian could use some work
Yo todavía no entiendo tu Ruso.
Što? Ja ne panemajem pa ruski
Я читaть
Я пишy дoмaшнee зaдaниe
>>6017711
It's not me, it's google translate
google translate sucks, I know I'm right
don't trust google translate!
and what grade did you get on your last exam
구글은 우리의 친구입니다.
I don't wanna talk about it
but if you type "I listen to disco" into google translate, it gives you what I said
catnip, you just have to say it..
>>6017844
pervs
I came a lot for catnip~
catnip has nice _____
>>6017578
can you give me some tips through /trash/?
Hyojung poster is very disappointed in you I'm sure..
...
it's taking a toll on me, I don't think I can keep it up for much longer.
rip anon
Dark nights
could really go for a drink
How can you say I go about things the rong way
It feels like I've seen you somewhere, Déjà-Boo Girl.
Save the drinking forvsome other time
drikn til I'm dead
>>6018765
stop
I hate drunk me, I'm way too friendly
It's true. I got you to say something nice to me on Saturday.
fuckkkkkkk
>>6018929
I don't really remember Saturday
I hope youre not drinking tan
>>6018993
It's best that you don't remember.
sometimes you gotta drink to forget
how old are you hyojungcuck
What's the deal with Hyoposter? He's not Hyojung, and he's not a poster.
>>6019179
Don't make me go look in the archive
Eh. There's other ways to forget.
older than 18 younger than 25
What's the deal with Red Velvet? They aren't red, and they aren't velvet.
>>6019285
It's nothing bad. You said you were happy so I told you to be happy for a long time. Then you actually hoped I was happy too.
>>6019354
TVXQ...
>older than 18
k cool youre 19 great
>>6019377
Wow drunk me is sweet...
you flatter me anon ^^
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
stop being a faggot and just say youre age
your*
why do you want to know?
because I don't date old men
>>6019404
Do you hate drunk you 'cause you ain't drunk you?
its a joke dont be a smartass
and im just curious you dont gotta say it if you dont wanna :)
jeez
James.
your the one who called me a f*ggot
you are a bit of a faggot though
What's the deal with Joy Division? They aren't happy, and they aren't doing math.
>>6019733
You're* ;)
>they arent happy and they arent doing math
sounds like me
>>6019586
What's the deal with drunk me?
I need to be happy
I need to be strong, for him.
for yourself
Hot Jewish singles in your area
>>6019016
nor like it matters
for both of us
>>6020054
It does
Got to LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the Noel
I wish I had a gf named Audrey
im dirnking
What's the deal with drinking?
the real question is why aren't you drinking right now?
MEMPHIS
I don't know about Nayeon.
Sometimes she looks like the prettiest girl in the world, and sometimes her face looks disfigured.
well you are quite the faggot if i do say so myself
let's stop with the slurs and swearing
tanner.
What's the deal with cummies?
i love licking them up
What's the deal with being a sissy slut for daddy?
what's the deal with cock? why is it so hot
hmm..
>>6020961
what
>>6021262
stop
>>6021229
cute
>>6021615
yes
Even after all these years Taeyeon still makes me hard.
word i'm gonna masturbate to her now
post the results afterwards
ok do you have a specific picture
cum on her tummy please
Taeyeon can't do sexy. She just doesn't have the figure.
stupidest thing I've read in my FUCKING LIFE
>>6021262
make me cum
Does Naeun look good or what?
>>6021937
>>6022129
Page 10 senpai
>catnip getting passed around from tanner to binniefaggot to lizzydaddy while hyojungcuck jerks off and cries
nice
can i have a turn?
>>6022364
I haven't been coming around often enough recently to know what's going on but this post made me laugh thanks