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First for WxG

>>5994292
>Dry getting BTFO again

>>5993459
>Nora has no butt

>>5994292
The way his thumbs are hooked on that top, I expect there to be some prime time bullying in a second.

>>5994296
>Dry will never colour it

>>5994559
>Gumi slowly becoming corrupt with Wen
>Doggy Style, Missionary, etc.
>She ahegao on the WC going deeper

>>5994849
I was thinking more pulling the top over her arms and head then tying it off around her wrists...

You're terrible at bullying.

>>5994948
[s]Ear pinching, and nibbling[/s]

>>5994974
People like those things, anon.

Like I said, you're just awful at bullying.

>>5994849
>>Dry will never colour it
good.

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>Pick a CYOA Waifu
>Now give them a ahegao face

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>>5995213
>Jill

>>5995213
Alison does not ahegao, she's a classy lady.
She lies back, grits her teeth and thinks of Mistral.

>>5995401
It's because she hasn't been drilled hard before

>>5995544
Drilled hard you say?

I can't find the ahegao of Simon, but like... You probably know it.

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>>5995213
>snail's jade colored puppy dog eyes

>>5995213
>Eva gets into ahegao mode
>Her eyes don't allow her
>She just starts drooling everywhere
>The fact that she can still see everything means that she's 100% aware of all the pounding she's receiving

Hey nerds the show's back. You can come back to us on /co/.

>all this ahegao talk
>Alina is the most Ahegao out of them all
>Taking all the dicks inside her as they go deeper into her

>>5996117
DELETE THIS

Okay, All the CYOA characters reunite to do a stage play for charity (Reparations for Jefe's Raping of Women Organization)

who does what role?

>>5996439
Todd is the tree.

>>5996439
The characters from MQ aren't allowed though.
Except for Mari whose role is to be a cum dump for the Grimm after getting her limbs torn off and fed to Jefe.

>>5996439
Wendell and Gumi would be the hunters.

>>5996439
>Eva in security duty
>With the sunchasers on the ground
>No Grimm allowed

>>5996439
>Jefe has to be part of the play since he's on Parole
>Amy is his guardian

>>5996518
Remember back when people liked MQ?
Gooood times.

>>5996660
I still like it

>>5995401
>>5995544
Alison can't get the D anyway. It's probably against the laws of physics or something.

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Blake's mom has got it going on

>>5996972
i want to beat her up until she is all black and blue

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>>5997034
no bully the cats

>>5997047
>Blake will never take the knot
>Now the cat faunus huntress will enjoy it

nora worst girl

>>5997508
Lies and slander

>>5997545
It's lies and libel.

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We all want to eat Nora's ass.

>>5997599
>Unrealistic gaping anus

And dropped.

>>5997599
i think it wants to eat us instead.

>>5997508
She'd be better if it wasnt for that grating voice

>>5997779
>Nora
>grating voice
I think you mean Cinder, Blake or Pre-V3 Yang (Barb's really gotten better).

>>5997849
Don't forget Yellow Trailer Ruby.
Just a couple of lines, but fucking hell.

>>5997849
>Pre-V3 Yang
Is it that bad? Where's the old actress?

>>5998273
Same VA, she just improved leaps and bounds over her past performances.

>>5996660
Nah I like it

Here's your (You)

>>5998317
It's always interesting to see amateur VA's grow into their roles.

Like Simon's VA by the end of the TTGL dub.

I didn't expect anything.

But I got everything.

>>5998809
You know who's an underrated VA?
Stephen Russell

>>5998921
I dunno who that is, so I'll just nod.

What would Mel be willing to do for a Mel Snack?

>>5999830
She'd go in that spooky tunnel for sure.

>>5999830
A ringer in her rutt.

>>5999839
Would she be willing to be bait for a trap?

>>5999839
Is that a euphemism for pegging?

>>5993459
I don't like this series

>>5999900
I bet Valentine would LOVE to bait a trap

>>5999924
Most of don't really like it either.

>>5999839
>"Looks like the ghost was old lady Hickory all along"
>"I'm not that old!"

>>5999839
And then a spooky skeleton popped out.

Who is the weakest CYOA MC?

Who is the strongest CYOA MC?

>>6000121
Jasper.
Mayo.

>>6000121
In strength?

>>6000121
Weakest, dunno. Between Eva who is a normal girl and Jasper who is a normal soldier.

Strongest is definitely Mayo. She's legitimately fucking broken.

>>6000121
>Weakest
Disarmed Furca

>Strongest
Zhanna with her Moonlight straight sword

>>6000352
Who the fuck is Zhanna?

>>6000227
if jasper headpats mayo will she grant his friends mercy?

>>6000386
Considering he's basically Mayo's type, he'd just have to ask nice.

She's not a fan of brown guys tho, so...

>>5999830
What is a Mel snack?

>>6000487
Mille feuille

Only her mom called it Melle feuille

>>6000121
I can't speak for other quests, but for my own:

Weakest: Dora's actually pretty weak, poor nutrition hampered her growth and aura development. But she still made it as Hunter material in spite of that, so in that sense she's kind of tough. Making the most out of very little, kind of thing.

Strongest: Endgame Nickel should be strongest, if I ever get around to reaching it. By a really, really large margin. I kind of wound up drafting part of an intended ending so it'd be easier to give the story something to aim for in the long run.
It's kind of ridiculous though. Dunno if it's a good idea.

>>6000412
At least he's not a faunus

>>6000531
>Mille feuille
>Somehow Hel is involved in this
>Somehow

>>6000587
Oh good, you're still alive

>>6000383
>No one knows QT smol French waifu
>Sleepy create a crazy creation in waifu science

>>6000587
Lewis, jesus christ, welcome back.

>>6000487
I'd say Todd's dick, but she didn't really seem to care for the taste. Man, super heightened senses must be a pain in the ass when it comes to finding someone sexually compatible with you. In addition to being a literal pain in the ass of course.

>>6000587
Run NQ pls

>>6000598
This is true. Mayo has a few racist tendencies.

Microaggression tier racism, but she has a tendency to baby-talk faunus with particularly cute head ears.

>>6000889
>Only bakas are one off.

Numbers consistently proving who I am.

>>6000642
Mostly alive. I never have time for anything these days. When I write it's in tiny segments and I've started to lose the thread of where I was going with both CQ and NQ, so I'm writing out of order or thinking of side material.
Sorry I've been promising updates and never delivering, but it's just not been working out well. I won't say when I can actually do something because it'll inevitably fall through, but I'm not giving up.
Volume 4 airing might help me focus and organise my thoughts properly. Hopefully.

>>6000752
Hello. I'd say it's good to be back, but I'm not really back until I get into something resembling a regular update schedule.

>>6000859
Um. I might be able to do one update. At a push. It's pretty late here, so I can't assure any real quality.

>>6000921
Run NQ anyways pls

>>6000921
I'm just happy you didn't go the way of VincentQuest yet.

>>6000899
>99
Even when you win you lose
>>6000889
>Microaggression tier racism, but she has a tendency to baby-talk faunus with particularly cute head ears
This sounds adorable and I want to encourage Mayo's misguided racist beliefs.

>>6000957
Well, okay. I think Nickel was molesting Berta last I checked, I guess I'll continue from there.

>>6000974
I just got kind of burnt out after finishing my project and started working properly again. All work and no play makes me really dull and unimaginative. But I'll do it somehow.

>>6000305
>Eva
>takes her job seriously
>Jasper
>just doing his job despite it being too much
>Both observe things meticulously

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Engaging Punishment protocols. All systems active. Execute.

You loom over Bertha, menacingly.

“Sir. Could you please remind me what the punishment for insubordination is?”

<For a human officer, depending on severity, it could extend to a court martial.>

“And for machines?”

<Ah. Decommissioning, I’m afraid.>

“Fascinating.”

{Um, let’s not get carried away now-}

<In some cases, the resident AI will be repurposed, much as you were.>

“Interesting. Sir, could this door accept the Science Officer’s AI?”

<Why, almost certainly, Lieutenant!>

{…I’m very sorry…}

<Of course, in older times, flogging would be more conventional.>

“I’m sure there’s no need for that, sir. Though it does give me an idea…”

You grab Bertha by the arm and pull her upright.

“I will require five minutes in the debriefing room with the Science Officer, sir. Alone.”

<I trust to your judgement, Lieutenant. Carry on.>

And the smug green face vanishes from the screen.

You drag Bertha bodily to the debriefing room and push her onto the floor.

[…I’m sure this is a violation of human rights-]

“You’re not human. Technically you’re not even a qualified military machine, you’re Corrupted and only disputably fit for service.”

[…Please don’t hurt me.]

Bertha looks genuinely panicked now.

“I won’t hurt you. But tell me this: which is the one part of your body you don’t want anyone to touch?”

[W-what?]

“Answer me. That’s an order. I can check for myself until I find it if you’d rather.”

[N-no! It’s my ears!]

“Your ears?”

She points to the furry Grimm ears atop her head.

[They’re not supposed to be part of my physical make-up so I’m not used to them! They’re sensitive. Beary, beary sensitive!]

…

Machines can’t have aneurisms, and certainly not from bad puns. But you feel it all the same.

[…You wouldn’t?...Would you?]

You stare down at Bertha.

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>>6001143

[ ] Touch fluffy ears
[ ] She’s bluffing. Search for fluffy tail and touch it instead
[ ] Let her off, she’s learnt her lesson by now.
[ ] Other

>>6001195
>Touch fluffy ears AND tail

>>6001195
>Touch ears

>>6001195
>Touch ears

>>6001215
This
RoboGod gave us two hands for a reason. Start with the ears, then go for the tail when she's entirely not expecting it.

>>6001215
this

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>>6001195
Your gaze pierces Bertha’s. She sits perfectly still, unable to break eye contact.

“I’ll administer your punishment now. Don’t move.”

You reach down…and gently pet Bertha on the head.

{Ah!}

And begin to gently rub it…with your fingers not quite touching her bear ears.

{Mn!}

You lean forward…and blow on the ears.

{Eeek!}, she squeals.

And then, ever so gently, you begin to stroke the tops of the ears.

{Ahng!}

They’re incredibly soft. Grimm fur never struck you as particularly close to the animal equivalent, but it seems to have the same texture, surprisingly.

Her ears twitch excitedly, as if trying to escape your grasp. So you pinch them in place.

{…Nga!}

Her eyes shoot wide open. It seems it was too stimulating for her, as she falls to the ground, slurring slightly.

Given the opportunity, you move around to her rear, and lift up the back of her uniform.

{Ah!}

“Oh, so there is one. How does this feel?”

You pinch the little black bear tail between thumb and forefinger.

{AAAAHN!}

“Seems to have the same effect. Anything to say for yourself yet?”

Bertha turns to face you. Her expression isn’t what you expected.

She shouldn’t be that smug looking.

{Yep. Thank you, sir! You’ve been of great help!}

And her body fades away. The fuck.

{Your trial version of Kuma Kuma Bertha-chan has expired. Please accept the full terms and conditions to use the full version.}

A giant popup in horrid archaic green text is floating in front of you, obscuring your HUD a large portion of your vision.

You try to move away from it, but it doesn’t move. It IS a popup on your HUD.

Fuck.

“Bertha, what the fuck is this? Get back here now!”

{Not until you accept the terms and conditions!} she coos at you cheekily from parts unknown.

Well this is bullshit.

>>6001512

[ ] Try and close the pop-up, find Bertha yourself
[ ] …Accept the terms and conditions
[ ] Try to report to A-DIC that Bertha is being insubordinate AGAIN
[ ] Try to contact Shizune?
[ ] Other

>>6001531
Read the terms and conditions

>>6001607
this

depending on what it is, I might WANT to accept it.

>>6001607
This

>>6001013
Considering the kind of company Todd keeps, Mayo is probably going to grow up assuming all faunus are degenerate sluts who can't control their lust once she's old enough to understand such things

>>6001946
How old is Mayo anyways?

>>6002038
In TQ she's 7. In CondimentQuest she's 17.

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>>6001531
Well you’re not going to let yourself be tricked into something stupid that easily. You move to select the ‘view terms and conditions’ button…

…and it was obscured by a transparent add.

[Dissatisfied with your current performance? Upgrade now for a free venus extension!]

What the fuck is a venus extension?

You try to close the add…but of course it was covered by another fucking add.

Your HUD is now flooded with stupid animated pop-ups flogging you motor enhancements and headlight fluid.

“Argh! Why don’t I have a fucking ad-blocker?!”

{Haha! That’s what you get for being contracted to the lowest bidder!}

A smug pink cartoon face appears on screen. It vaguely resembles Bertha’s.

You move to punch it. You don’t care that it’s just an image, it’s the principle that counts.

…You can’t move.

It finally dawns on you.

“…when the fuck did you hack me?”

{Haha! I was beginning to wonder when you’d finally notice! And it was whilst you were asleep, since you ask. Your security protocols are ancient, I’m amazed they’re even compatible with your AI!}

“Bertha…When A-DIC finds out-“

{Oh please, who do you think authorised the procedure? I told him your security would be useless if you were hacked on Remnant, so he ordered me to test your mettle, as it were. I thought it’d be bad, but this is just embarrassing!}

That smug green-faced bastard!

Your arm lurches up to your face against your will.

{Well, sir? Which part of your body do you REALLY not what touched? It’s only fair for you to tell me! I could just break into your memory banks and find out that way, you know!}

Dammit, she’s playing you like a damn fiddle. But you’re almost certain none of your protocols can help you here, even if they weren’t useless to begin with. What can you do?

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>>6002070
[ ] Try to find something in your system to resist her. Even if it’s just for a second, it might be enough…
[ ] Try to break free with sheer WILLPOWER!
[ ] Call out for Shizune!
[ ] Try to convince Bertha to let you go. Maybe if you play along, you could guilt her or use psychology or something…
[ ] Other

>>6002070
Make her touch your hand with the Grimm capture device.

>>6002070
>Self-Destruct

>>5993459
>open image
>expect upskirt
>receive none

>>6002097
[x] Call out for Shizune!

>>6002097
>summon our Bara grimm

>>6002121
Anti-upskirt technology strikes again.

>>6002097
[ ] Try to convince Bertha to let you go. Maybe if you play along, you could guilt her or use psychology or something…

>>6002070
>>6002097
Sorry guys, I'm going to have to stop here. Sorry to cut it super short, but I can't really afford to stay up much later with work in the morning.
Sessions this short might be the only thing I can do for a while, but if people are okay with that I'll try to get them in on a somewhat regular basis.

I know I said I'd probably start Monday, but I was busy. Time to throw the last pieces together, then maybe get this dumb thing going.

Your "Partner" is a:

(Man)
(Woman)
(Robot?)

>>6002411
>Man

>>6002411
>Man

>>6002411
Robot

>>6002097
> Try to find something in your system to resist her. Even if it’s just for a second, it might be enough…

>>6001946
But that's the truth, silly.

Your "Partner" is a male.

Have you ever met him?

(No.)
(Yes.)

>>6002883
>Yes

>>6002883
>Yes

>>6002883
NO

>>6002411
Woman

>>6002883
No

>>6002965
This

>>6002883
no

>>6002883
No.

On an unrelated note : End it all?

Y/N?

>>6003353
No.


So you've never met your partner.

Do you know his name?

(Just a codename, -Specify-)
(Yes, it's, -Specify-)

Does he know yours?
(?)

>>6003353
>N

don't end it.

end what?

>>6003353
NO

>>6003399
Fatman
No

>>6003353
Yes.
Take destiny into your own hands, anon.

>>6003399
Yes, it's Joji.

Also

Not the QM but anyone wants to vote to change the partner from Male to Female? Cause I want too

>>6003399
Just a codename

>>6003415
this

>>6003432
>anyone wants to vote to change
Yeah nah I like the democratic process.
Feck off.

>>6003467
this

>>6003467
This.
Fucking remoaners.

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>>6003415
This

Ah yes, "Fatman."

But what is your codename?

(?)

Character sheet for aid:
Name: Isa Belline [Ee-sah Bell-een, isabelline is a shade of white.]
History: Bounty Hunter, Neutral
Age: 24
Gender: F
Race: Faunus [Snow Leapord, ears]
Location: Vaccuo
Semblance: Kinetic Absorption, can absorb a kinetic blow every 3 seconds and add it's power to your aura pool.
Gifts: Beauty, Guile, Precision, Agility
Talents: Stealth, Survival, Tracking
Weapon: Dust Modded-Variable (6-Shooter/Hatchet), Weight Reduced-Dust Modded-Ranged Weapon (Dragunov)

>>6003832
LaBlanc

>>6003832
Snow

Snow white

Cold Leopard

Fortune

Justice

Equalizer

those are all the ones I thought of

>>6003832
Nike

>>6003832
>>6003971
>Fortuna

You're going to have to pick one.

>>6003832
this >>6003967

>>6004036
this

Alina Ahegao face when?

>>6004557
When you draw it.

"Fortuna."

You move your crosshairs to the target's back. The dessert wind pelts you with sand as your peer through a pair of sunglasses, but your attire has you shielded. You're far to used to the dunes to come unprepared.

It's taken you three days to track this runaway down, but you finally have him in your sights. An escaped murder with a Dead or Alive tag isn't exactly common, but you couldn't pass up the price.

He has no idea you're on to him.

So why is he sprinting like a mad man?

"Fortuna."

("What?")
("Not now.")
(??)

---

(Take the shot.)
(Wait.)
(??)

These votes are independent of each other.

>>6004672
What

Wait

>>6004672
>("What?")
>(Wait.)

>>6002538
That's a rude and harmful stereotype. Todd just happens to hang out almost entirely with thirsty chicks, both faunus and Human. That isn't a good sample for Mayo to develop her beliefs from.

>>6004672
>("What") (Make it flat as fuck)
>Wait

Let's make Golgo 13 here boys

You sigh before moving your trigger finger to your ear, "What?"

"Connection's not great out there, but I'm getting plenty of signals to your west. You're not the only one looking to cash in."

You swing your scope to the right and peer through it. Two sand skiffs. They're much farther away than you are, but they must have been tracking him for some time. You can't tell how many there are on either, but they look like they're fighting. Must not be together.

("Acknowledged.")
("Thanks for the heads up, Fatman.")
(??)

---

(This bounty's yours.)
(Not worth the trouble.)
(??)

>>6005090
>("Thanks for the heads up, Fatman.")
>(This bounty's yours.)

>>6005110
this

>>6005090
>"hmph"
>bounty is yours

"Thanks for the heads up, Fatman."

"You got it."

There's no way you're letting this bounty slip away. Not after a three day man hunt through the sand. You don't have much time to think, or else someone will scoop the reward.

You're about 300 yards and growing from the murderer, he still doesn't know you're here. The warring vehicles are probably just under a mile out.

(Take the shot on the man, try to claim the body before the others get here.)
(Try to disable the skiffs. It's a long shot, and you don't have a spotter.)
(??)

>>6005470
>(Take the shot on the man, try to claim the body before the others get here.)

>>6005527
This

Forget them, the target might get away if you waste your time on them.

You quickly reposition, bringing the man back into your scope. It's a fairly easy shot. Still, it is "Dead or alive."

(Fatal shot.)
(Non-lethal shot.)


From your experience, "alive" typically pays more, but it's more difficult to complete the job.

Both shots are equal in difficulty.

>>6005800
>(Non-lethal shot.)

>>6005800
(Non-lethal shot.)

>d10 easy as fuck shot
>nat 10
K.

You aim at his leg as you move your finger onto the trigger. You slowly exhale as you squeeze.

The shot goes clean through his leg, hitting a rock on the other side. Along with his forward progress, the bullet deflects into his shoulder.

He falls to the ground and begins screaming, clutching his shoulder.

You get up from the sand with your rifle in hand before sliding down the sand dune behind you. You click the sniper into place on your transport, a small dust-powered quad.

You quickly fire it up and drive around the dune before closing in on your bounty. You glance over your shoulder. They're getting close. Gunfire is slowly filling your hearing.

You park next to the crying convict before getting off, your revolver in hand.

("Shut up and get on.")
(Silently throw him on the back.)
(??)

Your vehicle has various Bounty-hunter related supplies, such as first aid and rope.

>>6006250
>(Silently throw him on the back.)

>>6006250
>(Silently throw him on the back.)

>>6006250
>throw him on the back.
"Cooperate, so we get out faster and I an give you first aid and painkilles. If we're too slow and those guys get to you, they will not let you live."

>>6006250
(Silently throw him on the back.)

Anyone here know any artists I could commission work from?
Key word being commission. As in I'm paying them.

You pick the man up by his torn, filthy shirt and throw him on the back of your ride. Apparently this messed with his wounds, which causes him to renew his shrieking.

"Cooperate, so we get out faster and I can give you first aid and painkillers. If we're too slow and those guys get to you, they will not let you live."

You tilt your barrel in the direction of the incoming bounty hunters.

His sobbing turns into a sniffle as he nods.

You quickly remount and start the engine in a fluid movement. You crank the throttle, leaving a massive cloud of sand behind you as you being tearing your way back to civilization.

"They're after you, Fortuna."

Your passenger has managed to sit up, and he puts his good arm around your waist.

("Hands off.")
(Leave him be.)
(??)

---

(Direct route.)
(Try to shake them.)
(??)

>>6006615
>Leave him be
>try to shake them

>>6006615
(Leave him be.)
(Try to shake them.)

>>6006615

(Leave him be.)
(Try to shake them.)

You ignore him for now as you focus on driving. You duck and weave between dunes as you look for a place to try and give them the slip.

You glance left, spotting an abandoned SDC mine. On your right is a growing formation of rocks that you know turns into a natural maze. You aren't overly familiar with it, but you -should- be able to navigate it.

(Left.)
(Right.)
(Just gun it straight.)
(??)

>>6006990
(Just gun it straight.)

Start shooting back as well

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Lineart kinda done.
>inb4 Thatch cucks me again by posting a superior Valentine in under 3 minutes.
>>5996660
Yeah. Those were the days.

>>6007012
this

>>6007167
>them legs

Oh lordy.

>>6007167
Oh and I forgot to add : leaves criticism and remark and suggestions.

>>6007167
I feel sick looking at this.

so sick I think I need medical attention~

>rolls a nat 1 on his initial attempt
>passes his check to try again
>nat 20 on a d20

It's faster to just keep going. You should be moving just as fast as them, so if you don't do anything stupid you should be fi-

You hit the sand hard, causing your aura to flare as you automatically absorb the initial impact. You roll, only to see the convict trying to drive away with one arm as you come to a stop.

You quickly get up, weapon still in hand.

(Open fire -Aim to Kill/Aim to Wound.)
(Fatman?)
(??)

>>6007342
(Open fire-Aim to kill)

>>6007342
>Aim to Wound
>make it painful

>>6006990
>(Right.)

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>>6007167
Think you'll ever finish this?

>>6007389
You can do it, anon. Force this tie out of a coin flip.
Or make it a three-way.

>>6007470
Losing /resolve/. I might if that changes and enough people want it.
And speaking of Ty, when's the last time TyFag ran MQ?

>>6007548
It feels like forever.

You quickly bring up your revolver. You take a half second to aim before firing.

Your bullet hits him square in the health shoulder, sending him rolling off the bike in pain as it rolls to a stop.

You quickly jog up to him as he rolls around in pain. You glance backwards when you're almost on him. There's only one skiff now. Did the others die, or give up?

Your thought is broken by his screaming as you reach your bounty.

(Finish him.)
(Throw him back on.)
(??)

>>6007710
>(Throw him back on.)
"I should've figured you're not a smart one."

>>6004772
Defeats the point if all girls around todd get thirsty.

>>6007342
>Aim to wound

>>6007710
>(Throw him back on.)

You pick him up and toss him back on the back. His screams are getting annoying.

"I should've figured you're not a smart one."

You swing your leg over and mount up before taking off. Sand flies up behind you as you gun it for Vacuo.

"FORTUNA BREAK!"

(Pull the break.)
("What is it?")
(??)

>>6008037
>(Pull the break.)
I believe in Fatman.

>>6008037
>>6008052
Brake*

>>6008037
>Brake

>brake
I'm fucking tired.
You squeeze the brake as hard as you can, quickly coming to a stop. Your dust trail catches up and covers you, leaving you temporarily blinded.

You hear the skiff roll up next to you before continuing on into a chorus of scream?

The sand settles, and you find yourself at the edge of a cliff. The dunes on the other side made it impossible to see while you were driving.

("You're a life saver, Fatman.")
("Thanks.")
(??)

Gonna stop for the night. Interest seems low, and I'm making too many mistakes to fix them all.

>>6008214
>("You're a life saver, Fatman.")

>>6008214
"ty fattie ilu"

>>6008274
this

Anyone wants to continue Evaquest?

also vote for who you want to MC for this update

>Tuco (2)
>Eva (1)

>>6008619
I already voted.

>>6008619
I also already voted

>>6008619
I do, but I already voted for Tuco.

>>6008619
I'd vote, but I'm going to bed.
My vote'd be Tuco, so we can try and keep him from kamikaze-ing the WF.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avEJBuIOXSE&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA&index=52

You’re Tuco

And you’re MAD

This wasn’t supposed to fucking happen! They should be fucking DEAD!

How many of them are new members? How many of them survived the napalm?

You don’t know and you don’t fucking care

Any fucking ways

>Choose Weaponry set

>Classic (blocked due to MAD)
>Enough explosions to be considered a WMD
>Packing enough heat that you’re starting to evaporate
>Veteran mode, Knife and baseball bat only, you want to make sure the fuckers are dead

Injury is still hurting, don’t matter, you’ve been in worse

Let’s go

Your HUD is displaying your vitals, they could look better, but you barely give a shit

You can mess with me all you want, but not with my Eva

N-not like I own her or something! I-I-I’m not sexist or anything! W-why are you even getting flustered?! You’re alone! Anyways…

You triangulate Eva’s call from your mask, it’s some security building, is it her workplace?

Anyways, you’re calmer now, but not Calm Calm, more like Angry Calm, the kind of angry that Martial artist get when the fight with their main enemy is at hands…

You’re divagating, don’t divagate, divagating gets you killed

Your television shows the camera getting turned on, Goddamnit, more BF fucks, all of them covering their faces and wearing the same weaponry that you know oh-so-well

>Escape trough your window, not worth it
>Set them up, then kill em’ (1d10)
>Ambush them and try to keep one of them alive, maybe he can tell stuff you don’t know(1d20)

>>6009028
[x] Veteran mode

[x] Escape through the window.

>>6009028
>Packing enough heat that you’re starting to evaporate
>Escape trough your window, not worth it

>>6009028
>[x] Escape through window
Then plan.
Mastermind your way into it.
If you really want them to feel it, you will bide your time.

>>6009451
what loadout tho?

>>6009479

That depends on the plan, Kale.
I want to discuss with the others how we go.

But I'm gonna default on, pack heat for the firepower advantage.

Just the basics for now

And by basics I mean enough Dakka for a lifetime

>Current equipment
>Teaser (Silenced PPK)
>Pleaser (Magnum revolver)
>Equalizer (Taurus Judge)
>Ghetto blaster (Dual Micro Uzis)
>TuCock (Two sawed off, breaked open shotguns with explosive ammo)
>Piercer (Steyr HS .50)
>All modded for dust use and with your personal symbol (Light blue crown with sunglasses hanging from it)
>5 kilograms of dust
>Packet of cigarettes
>Bubblegum
>Notepad

please don’t trash my place, I actually like it

You open the window and jump off the 5th story building, your semblance kicking in and taking you to the roof in front of you, going down the fire emergency staircase and breaking the closest window you find, entering into an empty room while a guy drugged out of his mind looks at you puzzled

“Woooah, like…are you real?” the guy says from a dirty mattress

“No, now keep believing that” you say as you sit on a chair and think for a second

You’re calmer now, time for the real you to appear

Who was Eva talking about when she called you…Angel…that means Angel is alive

If Angel is alive then you can digest the Black Fang becoming a group again

But if Angel is doing reconnaissance work then that means that it’s still not truly reformed

And that also means that there is someone that’s helping him with business back at Vacuo, meaning that either this is them wanting to scout new territory or they just want revenge

But who could have ratted me on the Napalm attack?…that means Blondie is still alive too, always hated him.

The ones in the news are probably the recruits, the old ones usually remain in the shadows…

“Hey man could you pass me that blunt?” you ask to the drug addict as he looks at you for a while and then shrugs

>cont

>5 minutes of thinking and a few scribbles on your notepad later

“*coug* this…this is some good shit man”

“Thanks, I made it myself”

Okay so you can either attack their base of operations (Exact address pinpointed, but you don’t know how guarded it is (probably a lot)) Go take out the head yourself (Educated guess on where the address is) Go take out their main weapon supplier (Educated guess on who) Destroy the clandestine shipment from Vacuo that’s coming today (Could be reinforcement, Weaponry, or Dust)

>Go to their HQ (dangerous)
>Go take the head yourself
>Assassinate their main supplier
>Destroy their shipment
>Other

>>6010155
>Go take the head yourself

I guess I'll write tomorrow morning, I have the time

otherwise I'm calling this a day, feel free to vote

>>6010392
Goodnight Kale-idoscope

>>5993459

>>6007881
I'm pretty sure not EVERY girl Todd meets wants to get into his pants.

There's Brass, and Wen and maybe even others.

>>6010155
Get some head!
Er, uh.
Kill the head!

>>6012108
nah, those girls just have the self-discipline to not jump the dick immediately

>>6012108
>Hickory confirmed to have the most self control. Having the TC pressing against her and doing nothing

>Professor Hickory for Remnant Green Lantern

>Wasted waifu potential : The quest

>>6015955
This is a question by the way.

>>6015972
I don't understand the question.

>>6016024
He probably means which quest had the best opportunity of getting a top tier waifu but got trash instead for the MC

>>6016065
MQ.
So many good potential waifus and husbandos and yet worst girl won.

Is JLullaby ever gonna draw big dicks that AREN'T inhuman?

I like his art, but holy fucking shit what is up with the body inflation.

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>>6017581
It's probably his fetish
It sure is mine

>>6017623
Well great for you, but I want decent art regularly that ISN'T fetish fuel and I don't know where to get it.

>>6017581
He doesnt draw TOO much body inflation he just draws ginormous dicks which I enjoy

>>6016065
>misunderstood MC as MariCock
>all this talk of big dicks
I'm still sad we have no Futa Mari.
Thatch is still not okay with porn, right? If not I know what I'm asking from Dryden.

>>6018032
thatch has stated before that he only draws softcore so maybe it can be censored?

>>6018058
>Hardcore porn censored by a smiling Penny face

>>6018058
With someone's mouth?

>>6018032
Futa a shit

You a shit

>>6018058
>thatch starts drawing porn due to the pressure
>reveals fetish
[spoiler]it's ryona[/spoiler]

>>6018387
Best fetish

>>6018076
>>6018387
>>6018080
>Thatch porn
All of my yes

>>6018387
>it's ryona
Fuck off cunt

>>6018685
What's wrong thatch~

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Done.

>>6019193
>tfw prior to Todd she might have fucked your little shota dick silly
It hurts

ded thread

>>6019193
Nudes when?

>>6019193
Dry you have a serious case of sameface

Just saiyan

>>6020152
Proofs?

>>6019193
Not gonna lie, your stuff can really be hit or miss but I'd say this is one of the better ones

>>6019193
Her right leg is missing a knee.

>>6019193
It sucks. Just hang yourself.

>>6019193
Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news~

>>6020499
Seconding this.

Is Todd quest still a thing guys? I've been gone for long time.

>>6020644
It cropped up recently for a bit, it's still alive at least

>>6020644
not THAT long, CQ has been gone for longer.
and we know Lewis just has problems currently and will resume eventually at some point

>>6020688
Thank the lord, I've been gone since we got Jill's Dad's sword is all.
>>6020696
Good to know.

Well time to read all the pastebins.

>>6020546
>>6020499
>>6020464
>>6020152
I think I`ll take a break from drawing for now...

>>6020838
Some new quests propped up that don't appear on the pastebing like Evaquest and that new Isabelline quest

Evaquest is essentially comfy slice of life with a bug faunus that's more bullied than Velvet (I think admiral called it the new age TQ)

Isabelline started yesterday and it seems to be some bounty hunter quest

>>6021017
Nah, you should keep going until you become the best at it
Don't let criticism get ya down

>>6020838
And then there's this faggot >>6021017
He dropped his shitty quest but let someone else run it. Assuming he's not just samefagging.
And he still can't draw to save his life.

>>6021078
this

>>6021031
Nice

>>6021078
No. I've started to accept that I'm just not good at drawing. It'd be childish and a waste of time to pretend otherwise.
Not saying I'm done with drawing. Just that I'm starting to see things differently.

Jefe is worst MC and izzy is worst waifu

>>6021220
That's not J4une and that's not Jade

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>>6021220
Pic related.
>>6021192
And now look, he's fishing for attention again.

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>>6021320
Pic related.
>>6021363
And now look, he's fishing for attention again.

>>6021220
>J4une is the worst MC and everyone related to his quest is worst waifu.
FTFY

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>>6021423
>pointing out that someone is just baiting is baiting
Whew laddy.

>>6021473
Shut up, Adachi.

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>>6021473
>implying you sitting here every fucking day waiting for Dryden to post so you can go:
>it's shit
>kill yourself
>Guys look, Dryden posted so I have to say something mean
>isn't just attention whoring
I don't get why you don't go back to /co/. You'd fit in better with the shitposting retards.

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>>6021473
>trying to get some (You)s via DryHating for the third time in about an hour is not bating
Whoa laddino.

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>>6021548
Only when you stop defending dry.

Anyone wants some EQ?

>>6020644
Welcome back, Check the archives if you want to know more about Evaquest, or not, your choice senpai

>>6021652
do it

>>6021578
Wasn't. I just always tell Adachi pictures to shut up.

>>6021990
Good. Nice to see someone isn't being a white knight for him.

>>6022088
Nobody is because thatch doesn't go here anymore.

>>6022153
So has RWBYgt finally figured it out? That dry is simply bad that is.

>>6022088
I just find it funny how earnestly and honestly you give out your hate to Dry

like it's so constant that you hate him even when he's not here, like, you just seem like a fucking tsundere by now

Dryden X Dryhater porn when

The majority of people like him, we just don't care about you and your thirst for (You)s.

You put back your mask, you don’t give a shit if this drug addict if he sees you, he’ll just see a talking piece of bacon so whatever

You toss the blunt to the guy as you jump from the window again and propel yourself to another roof

Okay, the best thing I can do is take out Angel, sure, someone else is going to take his place, but maybe it will be someone that doesn’t have a ridiculous murderboner like him

You activate the computer on your mask and search for the first mixtape you can find

>

Yeah, this is pretty fire

>A flight trough the slums later

You land on the roof of the slums looking downward, Angel could be in any of these places, he’s not good at hiding, and you know that

You slightly raise your mask to smoke a cigarette as you analyze your possibilities

You could ask some people, but the way you’re dressed right now pretty much impedes you from being covert in any way, meaning that the only thing you can trust right now is your gut feeling

One safehouse is going to the underground and trough the sewers, you could check it, it’s the place where his abilities work the most, you could check there

There’s another one that spacious, but it doesn’t seem stable, like if it was ready to collapse at any given moment

…You could just walk around and wait for him to show up, he’s the one that has the revenge boner

Or you could pull your usual trick, levitate 1 km off the ground and pop a bullet in him with piercer, Usually works, but you don’t know if it will with him

>Go to underground Safehouse
>Go to big safehouse
>Walk around and wait for him to appear
>Levitate off the ground and pop a bullet in him as soon as you see him

>>6022261
>Dryden X Dryhater
>DryHater wants to whip and wax Dry
>Dry just wants to cuddle
>DryHater wants his ass creamed in the middle of the mall
>Dryden just wants a little smooch on the lips behind the bushes

this might just replace GermanAnon x SaoBro as OTP

>>6022354
[x] Go underground

>>6022354
of course forgot link

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLOyUQxIsj8

>>6022264
this

>>6022354
>Go to underground Safehouse

>>6022354
Try the big safe house.
It's weak, so if needed, we can use our firepower to bring it down and fly through the rubble.

>>6022358
Wow anon you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.
>>6022264
>like him
Way to put your words into most people's mouths.

You mean like you try to do all the time with your "everyone hates him" shtick?

>>6022548
again, this.

>>6022548
Literally never did that. Quote me saying that. I dare you.

>>6022358
>Dryhater and Dryden switch places every time they have sex
>Dryhater is the roughest top, fucking dryden raw in public while holding him in a leash and droping hot wax on his back
>Dryden only wants to smooch Dryhater and cuddle with him drawing hearts in his chest with his fingers
>Dryhater can't admit that if Dryden was out of his life he would sadden himself to tears

>>6022609
Hi there GermanAnon. How's life?

>>6022604
Literally took me about a minute, only because you used "him" while talking about Dry, rather than his name.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4618972/#4632409

>inb4 that's not me
Literally fuck off, you're the only one that cares this much about Dryden to constantly post about your "hate" every time something even remotely related to him is said.

>>6022849
Still not me though. You're delusional if you think that I'm the only one who hates him.
Go post any of his shit in /ic/, see how well it's received.

>>6022609
>"Why haven't you killed yourself?! You put a bullet trought your head"
>"nuh-uh ~ <3" Dry hugs his hater as they're both eating
>"Don't touch me you filthy faggot, the only reason I'm here is for TQ"
>"Well you say that, but why are you in my house for dinner then?"
>"C-cause I came here to tell you how much of a faggot you are and to laugh at you!"
>"Oh yeah? then why are you eating my food?"
>"C-cause I want to tell you how shit it is right in your face" *Spits food* "See? it's shit!"
>"Then why do you keep eating it?" Dry says with a smug smile as he rest his head on Dryhater's head
>"B-because I haven't told you enough times how shit it is! and I'm going to keep telling you it's shit until you stop cooking this rancid shit!" *Spits food again"
>"Hmmm...fine, I'll take the plate away and won't cook again for you"
>Dry goes to take the plate before he's stopped by Dryhater's hand
>"S-s-stop!"
>"Hmm?"
>"I-I-I haven't insulted it enough, I'm gonna need something else to eat"
>Dryden just smiles as he gives a peck to Dryhater in his cheek

>>6022895
you are the only one who hates him tho.
>but but but there are other people who hate him if you just move the goalposts enough
last time I checked, RWBYgt wasn't /ic/.

but hey.
solution for everyone.
if you hate Dry.
and you think /ic/ hates Dry.
then why don't you post his work in /ic/, circlejerk and stay there?

win win for everyone.
you get your precious attention.
we get our precious comfiness.

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>>6022998
jesus christ that's way too cute.

>>6022998
I'm pretty sure you're Dryhater at this point.

>>6023107
I'd say that's CYOAnon

>>6023126
>CTOAnon is Dryhater
>He still wants that Todd with a hummer dick drawing
Holy shit it makes sense.

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I'm telling you, the Schnees are all witches

>>6023146
that's not quite what I meant, but it is amusing.

>>6022354
Ya still here?

>>6023154
Schnees are made for breeding in a dark cave by grimm.

>>6023386
more or less

I'm not busy, it's just that I'm not sure what would be the best way to write it, I don't have much planned to tell you the truth, I'm not that great regarding fight scenes I'm much better suited for just human interaction and all that stuff

>>6023473
then let's talk our way thorugh this and convince the black fang to just fuck off

>>6022998
>"Why are we in this park faggot? are you finally going to kill yourself?"
>"'We'? I came here to this park by myself, I dunno about you~"
>"Shut the fuck up, you're the one who gave me the invitiat-..."
>"Oh so you did accept the invitation~"
>"S-shut the fuck up fag"
>"C'mon, let's go get some ice cream!"
>Dryden grabs Dryhater by the hand
>"Get you slimy hands off me faggot! what if people see us and thik we're a couple?"
>Dryhater is angry but he's also blushing
>"But aren't we a couple?"
>"N-no!"
>"Then why did you accept my invitation for a date~?"
>"B-b-because you're a pathetic piece of shit that should die in a pit, everyone hates you!"
>"You didn't really answer my question~"
>Dryhater just looks completely angry and embarrassed as he orders an ice cream with Dry

>>6023587
when do they finally kiss?

>>6023126
>>6023146
Noooo. I like Dry. Pls

>>6023711
>"I'm moving"
>"What?"
>"Yeah, I guess MQ wasn't that great, you were right..."
>"W-well yeah I'm always right! glad to see that you admitted how shit it was!"
>"Y-yeah...there's someone else taking my place, his name is Tyfag"
>"Pssh...someone taking your place, I bet it's just you samefagging!"
>Dry says nothing as he takes out his luggage
>"H-hey what are you gonna do with that stuff?"
>"I told you I'm leaving, I'm heading to the /co/ general"
>"Ha! why are you heading there anyways?! They're just gonna hate you!"
>"..."
>Dry just leaves with tears swelling up in his eyes
>"Hey! I told you not to leave! stay in this goddamn containment thread where I can hate you"
>Dry just walks away towards the bus station with his luggage
>"F-faggot?..."
>A bud comes up in front of Dry
>"D-dry? Dry! don't you dare cry without me to laugh at your tears!"
>Dryhater starts running towards Dry, a face of genuine worry as his bullying target is getting the luggage in the bus
>"Dry! C-come back here!"
>Dryhater grabs Dryden by the shoulder, Dry is crying loudly
>"You all hate me! and tell me my art and is shitty! F-fine I draw horrible! and my quests aren't that good! A-and when I try to wrap it all up by ending MQ! then you ended up hating me again! I-I understand that you all hate me, S-so I'll just leave and you won't have to bother with me agai-"
>Dry is stopped by Dryhater kissing him in the lips, a soft kiss as Dryhater grabs him by the arms, Dryhater is closing his eyes shut, trying to deny what's happening, even while he's already doing it
>Dry is just surprised, but ends up closing his eyes as well
>They last like that for who knows how long
>By the time they release from the kiss, the bus is already gone, Cause CYOAnon needs to get his pay and he's not gonna wait for two gay lovers kissing
>Dry is the first one to speak
>"B-but...why?"
>Dryhater just keeps looking at Dry, his face searching for excuses while at the same time holding his embarrassment

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>>6024245
why do you toy with my heart like this?

>>6024245
>"B-because..."
>"..."
>"Because I just made you lose your luggage! haha! The bus just left with it and I sure as hell hope there was some valuable thing! cause you just lost it!"
>Dry says nothing, but just gives Dryhater a warm and soft smile, a single tear appearing from his eye
>"N-now let's go back home, I want to insult your cooking again"
>Dryhater is the one that's holding Dry's hand this time

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>>6022609
>>6022998
>>6023587
>>6024245
>>6024348
> How To: Run a Joke Into the Ground in an Hour! Post Number 3 Will Shock You!

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>>6024956
it's okay DryHater, we all understand and support your love

>>6025055
I'm actually OntarioAnon.

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>>6025092
we understand your love too

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>>6025167
You will never understand how I feel! My love is one that's inherently unknowable!

>>6025304
>manticores
I didn't expect that good of a taste from you, OA

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>>6025343
Shouldn't expect anything else but the best from me, Admiral.

>>6025304
>manticore
>not kikimora
wew i can smell the shit from here.

>>6025422
>Manticores

Is the tail an alternate vagina?

btw, if you didn't notice, I'm calling Evaquest for the day, I need to come up with something good, sorry folks

>>6025493
Well, it's coming out of your mouth so it's not that far from your nose.

tfw your mouthpussy won't just stop gaping.

So for the writers, how far along are you in the story?
are you near the beginning, middle or end?

>>6025704
TQ sits ever on the precipice of the final chapter.

>>6025704
The first one I tried is kind of in no-man's land, I guess somewhere in the middle. The original plot got pretty fucked because I gave them too much freedom.
Not that it'll ever finish, or even run again.

The other's just starting.
Speaking of, anyone down for an hour or so of Isa?

>>6025744
Who?

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>>6025744
>The original plot got pretty fucked
ehehehehe

also, sure, shoot

>>6025744
sure

>>6025744
So what is your plan for Isa's personality?

I really don't want her to become "self insert that's a little bit of everything the voters say MC #4523"

>>6025704
Evaquest is currently approaching the second act turn of the first (And only as of now) story that I have planned on it