ERP Thread Spaghetti Edition Previous: >>5986880

>>5991127
first for these threads are awful

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>>5991092
>Anon, I don't mean to be mean. But it's really not that big of a deal and I don't see why you want to make it one. Let him do him! We're all just having fun here.

Owain

>>5991064
>>5991145
Oooh, how generous of you. Keeping it tight just for me?
>With one hand, the man grabs his sissy panties by the waistband and pulls them downwards, letting them hang by his furry legs. He puts two fingers of his other hands into his mouth, getting it wet with his saliva before he takes them out. His saliva covered fingers press up against the tight little anus presented in front of him, circling around the ring before shoving them in.
Let's get you ready first though.
>His two fingers wiggle around inside of his butt, spreading the saliva over as much as they can reach.

>>5991145
I'm having fun though! Making pathetic faggots angry by calling them shit is hilarious.

>>5991145
Just ignore him.

Mettaton>>>Mecha

i love your theme editions rein

Owain will not rest until these threads are dedicated solely to watching Owain typefucking. Whenever Owain isn't around, everybody should be asking "Where's Owain?"

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>>5991071
>The young girl's hands try their best to give the man a fraction of the pleasure they are giving her. She brings one of her hands around to rub against the man's broad chest, snuggling her face even deeper as she seems to become addicted to his scent. She flinches as the man gently pushes her away, thinking she did something wrong until their lips lock once more. Her tongue presses against his on accident, unintentionally rubbing against his lips as they lovingly kiss one another.
>Crona buries her face into the man's neck, the fact of her unintentional forwardness weighing heavily on her mind. She pants against his ear, the smile audible through her tone.
"T-That felt wonderful..."
>>5991075
>Crona pushes back into the man wordlessly, a new gasp or cry being released into the air as she loses herself to the pleasure. The wet schlicking of the man's groping fills the air, her body experiencing new pleasures that make her love honey flow onto the man's hand. When he pushes his fingers directly against her soaked box, she throws her head back in a cry of ecstasy, covering her mouth with her hand as she whispers "sorry". She has no idea if what she's doing is wrong but doesn't want it to stop. At the man's words, she grabs his wrist and pushes it harder against her lips, looking back at him with need.
"You are my dear friend...please continue..."

>>5991180
>tfw this already is happening in both Discords

>>5991050

>His hands soon found themselves reaching for the underside of her legs, lifting her as he viciously pounded her incredible cunt with abandon, grunting in absolute pleasure with every thrust of his hips. Soon, the empty bar was filled with the sounds of their passion, the smacking noise of the collision of his flesh with her own. Almost rhythmical and hypnotic. He loved it.
>It wasn't long before he could feel his twitching cock kissing the entrance of her womb, coating every inch of her nubile insides with his precum. With every thrust, he felt his climax approach him and with every passing second, he desired her even more.
To whom... To whom you belong, Elizabeth... Tell me...
>The man asked to the beauty he was ravaging without mercy, his forehead pressing against hers, his slender form pressed against hers as they violently lost themselves in their passion.
Answer me...

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>>5991152
B-But-
>His stammering protestation is interrupted by the feeling of a pair of wet fingers circling his tight ring, the slick feeling of your skin on his asshole making him seize up, cock bulging and balls drawing tight. He sucks in a breath and makes himself relax, forcing the tension out of his ass as you slip your fingers inside, letting his jaw hang loose, panting openly as you gently graze your fingers all over his squeezing, crushingly tight insides
A-Ah...

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>>5991187
Can confirm. Owain has already renamed the /E R P/ discord after wresting control from Mooty by using his ultimate inarticulate yelling powers and rolling trips. We can't stop him on our own. Dear viewers, please give us some Grade A lewds to combat this atrocity.

>>5991196
>Picture

FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE I DIDNT WANT HUMANITY TO REACH THIS LOW AHHHH

>>5991180
Your autism will not rest until these threads are dedicated to hating someone, anyone with a distinguishable trait. Whenever shitposters aren't around everybody should be asking "why is it suddenly good in here again?"

>>5991189
>To whom... To whom you belong, Elizabeth... Tell me...
>Answer me...

The answer is clearly Owain.

>>5991202
What's your problem, anon?

>>5991203
Where's Owain?

>>5991200
>Feeding it
You are fucking garbage

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>repostin' with pic
>>5991049
>Kyouko scrawls her name in almost-illegible characters and tosses it to the anon.

>>5991074
I ain't never heard a name like that. Anyway, I ain't anyone but me. That should be good--
>Kyouko interrupts herself with glee, eyes popping open as the waiter buses in a heavy tray with their meals. Most of those plates will probably end up in front of her.
Ha!

>>5991200
Where's Owain?

>>5991213
Forced fetish hate, one of many targets for shitposting. Ignore it.

>>5991229
There's a reason the meme exists, Owain. Typefucking won't change how people feel about you, especially your repetitive walls of text.

>>5991200
Memes aside, is Mooty a good admin?

>>5991111 Kyouko
Ha ha, I can see that you're quite happy. Well, don't wait, you said you were starving. Just dig right in.

>>5991240
>>5991158
What are you, the police?

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>>5991229
When Johnathan Swift recommended the Irish slaughter their infants to make up for their beef shortage, do you think he really meant it?

>>5991233
We're kissing right now, with tongue.

>>5991244
Everything's pretty chill if you're fine with dubsposting. There's even a typefucking channel for degeneracy if you feel like it in public.

>you will never have a giantess waifu
Why live?

>>5991221
>>5991233
>those timers
You can try and pretend in the slightest you aren't forcing this shit.

>>5991244
Absolutely not, he's stupid enough to think that democracy works.

>>5991263
Where's Owain?

>>5991184
Of course...
>He stares into her eyes as she looks back at him, placing his chin onto her shoulders. Without another word, he cranes his neck as best he can to press his lips against hers, softly kissing her. At the same time, he plunges his fingers straight into her wet core, sliding against her warm, wet walls, repeatedly slipping in and out.

>>5991266
>implying

He's been handling things single-handedly after correcting the server, faggot.

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>>5991064
Of course I am. My name is Furry porn after all. Well, Yona now, but my intentions still hold true~

That and I have a thing for cute femboys like you.

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>>5991249

THIS PICTURE IS HYSTERICAL AND IS NOW MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

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>>5991254
>The moment the anon's invitation was finished, she already had cleared half her steak into her belly. Kyouko's trance broke in the silence, and her mouth worked while she stared up at him.
Huh?
>She swallows and swigs down some water.
What was that? Did you just say somethin'?

>>5991259
>Being ironic about it makes it ok
Look at the shitheap around you, even acknowledging it is just going to make it worse. You're actively putting a target on your and others backs by spoonfeeding them the hate they want. You think you're better than the ones with good intentions?
Don't enable it.

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>>5991189
>Elizabeth's body is used as a living onahole for the man, her arms wrapping around his neck as she tries to steady herself. She moans hotly into his ear, her cries and pants directly transmitted to him. Her legs follow next, mostly out of instinct from his vicious pounding but making sure he can't pull more than half of his cock out of her sopping wet fuck hole. Her pussy squeezes tightly around his thick hard cock, milking him against the wishes of the woman he was currently pounding with reckless abandon. Her nails dug into his back as he slams against her womb again and again, his salty juices only making it easier for him to mold her insides into the shape of his cock. The suddenness of the man's actions as well as the overwhelming pleasure she felt was too much for her to handle. She looked into his eyes as she came, her insides practically begging to be filled with the man's hot sticky load.
"Y-You..."
>As soon as she whispers that word she cums violently, her vaginal walls trying to coax his member to ejaculation, her loud scream of ecstasy echoing through the bar.

I'm lonely and I have a headache.

Keep me company, give me cuddles.

>>5991310
Get a load of this cunt. Typefucking is a serious business.

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>>5991281
>Correcting the server
AHAHAHAH
>>5991298
You like my memes, Hotaru?
I'll give you this one for a Milky Wilky.

>>5991319
Why are you here?

>>5991196
>Needing something to do with his other hands, the man reaches underneath his legs and firmly grasps onto the boy's erected cock, giving the shaft a firm squeeze before jerking it off. He plays around with both ends for a moment before deciding to slip his fingers out of his butt, giving his fuzzy cheeks another smack before the man reaches for the waistband of his own pants to slide them down.
Now onto the main course...
>His large cock flopped out, the man quickly taking hold of it to press the crown against his tight hole, poking and prodding at it.
Ready?

>>5991337
To have fun unlike you, faggot. :^)

>>5991184
>With a tender smile and a tousling of her hair, the anon regretfully pulls away from the young girl, rough fingers brushing stray hairs behind her ears as he gives her an apologetic look.
"It really did. But I should probably be going. If I catch you around again, maybe we could try some more."
>He pecks the top of her head, nose brushing against her hair.
"And perhaps we can find out just how good friends can make each other feel."

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>>5991310
Oh look, it's another dumb nigger who thinks that this sort of posting requires feedback from outsiders to continue. You have four or five people working on making things a trash-heap in /trash/, which is more than enough to carry on an illusion of support and supremacy within the general anonymous public. The more people don't highlight how absurd these claims are, and how stupid the people who make them are being, the more the ideas can gain legitimacy through groupthink.

Tl;dr version: Shut the fuck up and read the above.

>>5991293
Your name is what now?

>>5991312
Is this ending anytime soon?

>>5991293
I'm a cute femboy, and you're really beautiful. I'd like to make you happy anyway i could.

>>5991306
Nothing.
>The male looks at them and watches them.

>>5991281
Hi Mootykins
Still trying to pretend that your server is any good?

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>>5991293
>The boy's eyes dart left and right, but having been subtly maneuvered into a corner with the huge-titted fellow furry between him and escape he just wilts into the corner, looking apprehensive
I-Is it the same kind of thing that all the boys have for me?

>>5991343
Nnngh... Oohhhh, mister, please...
>He bites his lip as he feels your hand close around his smaller but no less energetic cock, his dick pulsing hard in your hand and leaking another splatter of clear pre across the floor. He tentatively raises his hips higher as you lift your fat, weighty dick and press it up against his ass, and with a wet pop and a loud cry from the slutty young boy your cockhead slips forward inside him, shivers running up and down his femmy body as your dickhead grinds forward against his asshole.

>>5991370
It used to be until Owain rolled in.

>>5991313
>Pats your head and clutches it to his bosom, snuggling closer to keep you warm.
Ssshhhh, it's okay. Everything's going to be okay.

>>5991378
Nah, it was shit before that.

>>5991378
Mootykins is a sub bitch, Owain cucked him out of his server in about eight seconds.

>>5991319
>no shitflinging and shitposting = "no fun allowed", "lol 'srs bsns'"
What the fuck is this place coming to

>>5991349
>the more the ideas can gain legitimacy through groupthink.
But that's exactly what you're contributing too you dumb fucking nigger. If you think your "highlighting" is actually accomplishing anything then just fucking stop already, because it's not.

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>>5991369
Sure didn't seem like it. 'N eat your food too. They throw it out after, y'know, if you don't finish it.
>Kyouko charges right back into her feast. Nothing quite comical or cartoonish, but with an almost-inappropriate amount of enthusiasm that flecks sauce onto the tablecloth.

>>5991349
So being an ironic enabler is better than letting it die? You think you can out irony the fucking shitters that waste their lives hating here?
Your pseudointellectual bullshit doesn't mean anything to people this stupid. You're just making their bullshit more prominent, giving them reason to come back.
Tldr. Shut the fuck up and ironic shitposting is still fucking shitposting.

https://strawpoll.de/8xgzwxb

>>5991394
>him

>>5991394
Everyone's blaming Owain for the fact they're subby cunts and let themselves be pushed around by his simply existing.

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>>5991398
>>5991415
How the fuck can an ostrich post on 4chan when his head is buried under the sand? Whatever, nerd. Just a quick joke post adding to some absurd, fun lore. Quit getting your knickers in a twist over this shit. Do some volunteer work, your cities probably have homeless people and cold children to take care of.

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>>5991275
>Crona pushes back against the man's fingers, rolling her hips when he's at her deepest point, making his fingers sloppily slide in and out of her. She looks back at the man as he fingerfucks her, leaning forward to press her lips to his. She feels a pressure building up inside of her as her juices spew out onto the man's fingers. Her small tongue presses against the man's lips, inexperience and nervousness making it little more than a tentative prodding. Her petite rear pushes against the man's waist as she rides his fingers, her climax approaching quickly.
>>5991348
>Crona returns the man's smile with one of her own, trying to follow his hand as he pulls away, wanting more of his firm headpats. She gives the man a bright smile, much nicer than her one earlier, glad to have made a new friend in this strange place.
"That's fine! I'll be sure to find you again mister."
>Crona can't seem to shake the feeling of adoration she feels for the man as his lips press to her forehead. A shiver of longing spreading through her body.
"Of course...I'll be the best friend I can be...for you."
(Catch you later, first time playing this character. Hope you enjoyed!)

>>5991407
I don't mind if you eat my food. You said you are extremely hungry.
>HE smiles, still only watching them eat/.

>>5991437
(I had fun, and I hope you did too. I really enjoy my comf.)

>>5991422
>Owain a gud boi he dindu nuffin

>>5991426
>le I have no arguement anymore so it's your problem and you're the pathetic one for it doing something else post
I expected such a cheap cop out from a "merely pretending" faggot like you. If you're gonna be wrong have something to actually fucking say about it.

>>5991377
Alright, you little sissy!
>With a single thrust, the man forces his hardened meat the boy's ass, grunting out with pleasure as the cockhead stretches out his still incredibly walls, more and more of the shaft sliding on in. The grip on the femboy's own cock tightening for a moment as he forces it all in, hips bumping into his fuzzy asscheeks. After a few seconds pass of letting his cock sit inside the boy's butt, the man starts to move his hips, sliding it halfway out before ramming it back in.

>>5991461
Tell me what he did wrong besides being told not to exist by the thread or discord users.

>All this talk about Owain taking over Mooty.
>When Mooty literally bullies the fuck out of him every day since he joined.

>>5991461
>Comes to thread
>RPs
>Leaves
i mean, he actually dindu nuffin.

>>5991312

>That's what he wanted to hear. That's what he was lusting after. Breaking her will until she was his. Or at least until she recovered herself from the orgasm he forced on her. Either way, it was absolutely fantastic. Feeling her insides coat his member with her love juice, the man finally was hit by own orgasm, releasing string after string of his hot, sticky cum deep inside her.
>Panting heavily he pulled his shaft out of her pussy, rubbing the flesh with some difficulty as he pulled out, sine her insides were trying to keep his cock in place. Smiling, he looked at Elizabeth with pride, smirking at his work of art.
Remember... You are mine...
>The man said as his breathing returned to normal, gathering his clothes and putting them back in place before leaving the poor, ravage Elizabeth alone... But not without paying for the doughnut he bought, that would be rude...

[That was great~! Thanks a lot]

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>>5991440
>It's an invitation she's quick to pick up on, despite her food-trance. Kyouko adds his dish to her collection, and soon she finishes the entirety of the feast. Not even a shred of parsley remains on the plates, collected in a loose stack, as she leans back into her chair.
Haa...so full. That was great.

>>5991475
He only does it to come off as innocent to the threads and you're buying into it. He's still an obnoxious cunt in the servers.

Where's EGG?

>>5991486
Well I only use the threads, so that's cool. Fuck off discord drama shitter

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>>5991478
(No problem, the pleasure was all mine. Have a good one!)

>>5991494
She only ERPs with Owain these days.

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>>5991464
Ping me on Discord so I know who to disregard in the future. Also point me to the posts you've contributed to this thread that are typefucking. We can play dick comparisons, I've got no problem with that.

>>5991475
He, scout, kyo, and the furry dickboy actually have the chops to weather this storm to typefuck. They are the only thing in this thread that's actually an erp thread and they're getting dogpilled for it along with their partners. It's a fucking disgrace.

>>5991473
>annoying OOC
>only typefucks to show off his sub-par ERP ability
>pretends to be nice but is actually an egotistical asshole
>treats the whole community like it's his own personal harem

Where's Virra?

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>>5991351
Yona~!
>>5991377
>She nodded in response to his question, giving an obvious answer and lustful gaze at the femboy; her mind obviously thinking of the perversions to do with him
Of course~
Not only are you a femboy, but you're also furry as well....
>She began walking to the sheepish femboy in a slow manner, swaying her hips side to side and closing in on the corner he was in
Though, its fun making you uncomfortable like this, I can also do something in return if you'd like...

>>5991512
Okay.

I've ERP'd with him and I had fun so I don't really care.

>>5991511
This is the exact type of post Owain fishes for. You're only feeding into his ego.

>>5991503
{It's true, I left my fiance to typefuck Owain. That's what we argued about, but I have to be true to my needs. His virtual dick is better than Gage's real one ever was.}

>>5991518
Hopefully locked away in Pandora's Hugbox

Where's Lupin?

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>>5991356
Hmm? Are you now~? You're awfully kind too...

What kind of outfit are you wearing anon?

>>5991509
>I have to stalk you now that you called me out onobvious flaws that I can't defend
Not even owain or mecha are this pathetic, this is some Paul level sad shit.

>>5991482
>THe male claps his hand before asking the waiter for the check. Once given the check, which was an extreme amount, he places the a few hundred dollars and gave them a twenty dollar tip.
I'm glad you liked it.

>>5991532
Shitposting about Owain right now

He's the only male ava left on the Discord.

>>5991298
let me water yuuka's plants

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>>5991459
(Yeah I did, Crona is fun to write.)

Where's Mecha?

>>5991528
It's not your fault, EGG. No flesh and blood woman could resist Owain's raw animal machismo that he exudes via his digital text. It was only a matter of time before you succumbed to his charms.

>>5991437
H-hng...
>His lips, feeling something trying to poke inside, part just slightly for her to get inside. His tongue pushes out to greet her, licking up against hers as the two flick and wrestle inside of his mouth. Intending to finish her off, the hand previously kept wrapped around her waist moves upwards towards her chest, finding the girl's modest breasts to palm and grope. His fingers rub at her walls faster and faster, a third finger slipping it's way in past the folds to bring her. They rub her out as fast as they can, working to bring the girl over her limits.

>>5991527
but it's the truth

>>5991534
Show me human furry tits!

>>5991498
>>5991548
It's time for you to leave, Owain.

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>>5991528
What the FUCK ARE YOU DOING? STOP POURING KEROSENE ON THE FLAMES! THE ORPHANAGE WON'T SURVIVE THE BLAST!

>>5991537
Nice comeback, coward. I win both rounds because of all the oxygen in my muscles. <3
Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

>>5991550
Who gives a shit?

>>5991550
Where's Lore?

https://strawpoll.de/8xgzwxb

Did Owain leave?

Where's Owain?

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>>5991465
Ahhhh! Mister, oooohhhh, you're tearing me apaaaart!
>He breaks out into a loud, animal howl as you grind him forward and down, forcing him to press his forehead into the floor and push his palms on the wood as you pump and thrust your hot meat inside his ass. He bites his lip and whines in a delectably high voice, sounding for all the world like a girl as you drill him back and forth, fucking his plump, pillowy ass and making his dick twitch and spurt all over the floor from the feeling of his full little cum-factory being ground and rubbed.

>>5991519
Gah!
>He suddenly doubles over and grabs at his shirt, trying to hide his bare waist as the hyper-feminine, utterly sexual woman walks straight towards him, a hard blush rising up on his cheeks as he trembles and fumbles with his shirt. Gulping loudly and turning away, he shies further back into the corner, exposing his feminine profile and his thick, delicious ass, the movement making the rock-hard erection he's trying to hide pop out of his hands as he moans in helpless anxiety
M-My heart's beating so fast... This place, it does things to me... People like you, I just can't... can't say no...

>>5991509
>vague internet threats to anons who call out your obvious bullshit
This is just sad

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>>5991528
>>5991557

{Someone called?}
{Like I'm gonna leave someone who makes 10/10 steak for someone who makes me uncomfortable.}
{Plus I'm pretty sure I scare Owain.}

>>5991557
>tfw owain never approached you
I don't know how to feel

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>>5991572
I'm always here, Anon.

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>>5991540
>Kyouko forgoes a napkin to clean her mouth, simply licking up whatever might be left on her lips as she watches him pay.
'N I was right. Mr. Molester is also Mr. Moneybags. Whas' the name of that American movie? Annie?

>>5991590
>Plus I'm pretty sure I scare Owain

This coming from the person who did a circlejerk ERP in the threads

>>5991590
You don't scare anyone, fatty.

>>5991590
(We miss you but this is a pretty bad time to say hi, shitposting is full swing)

>>5991590
Enjoy your first marriage!

>>5991590
>makes me uncomfortable
so you were invisible because of him

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>>5991547

Tomorrow, I need to Payday 2 a bit.

>>5991327

YOU'LL GET NOTHING FROM ME.

>Owain done ERPing with himself

Watch these threads calm down now.

>>5991632
>playing shit

>>5991565
>now you tell people to stop egging it on while pretending your better than the guy calling you out for it
This irony is fucking cringe and hysterical.

>>5991534
J-just a simple maid outfit...

>He droops his head down and clutches a small feather duster in both his hands. Long white stockings covered his legs, and a short black dress on his body. A crimson blush grew across of his face as he looked back up at you.

I've been positively smitten by you for quite some time Yona

>>5991642
Who else is worthy of ERPing with Owain besides Owain?

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>>5991645

I-It's no longer shit!
T-The safes are free and I-I'm having fun!

>>5991642
By that you mean become shitposted blogs oh boy.

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>>5991665
>implying you're not gay

>>5991600
No, you're wrong about me having money. I am just a person that has a lot of power.
>HE stands up and smiles.
Now where shall we head to now?

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>>5991666
You called~?

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>>5991647
What? No way, I'm not trying to tell anyone to stop egging shit on. I was just done with that. Didn't feel like having constant interruptions to my fun just to engage in an internet argument with people who are super-intent on riling others up.
Fun times, though. Paints a nice picture. NOW I'm back to regularly scheduled programming.

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>>5991606
{That was mainly to scare him and try to lighten up the mood. Now I kinda leave him be.}

>>5991617
{I don't wanna scare people that I'm not purposely trying to scare, so that's good news to me. <3}

>>5991619
{I know, but I'm pretty energetic at the moment from rockstars, and since I'm still visiting..yeah!}

>>5991621
{Thanks friend, I hope life goes well for ya}

>>5991624
{The way Owain acts is...confusing. Half the time it feels like he's pretending to be nice, and the other half he seems genuinely chill. It bothers me inside, so I don't feel like I can genuinely befriend him unless I do those stupid "and this is jackass!" memes I do all the time. Back then I lewded him, but every time I drew a blank and couldn't finish, and I didn't get why. Maybe he's just one of those people I can't click with and befriend. /shrug }

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>>5991560

http://www.strawpoll.me/11501413

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>>5991558
(There is much less lewd for this character than I thought.)
>Crona writhes in the man's lap, her juices splattering against his hand as she cries out into his mouth, shoving his fingers deeper inside as she slides her tongue deeper into his mouth. She tightly grips his shirt, pulling him into the passionate lip locking as she craves more of his taste. Her tongue swirls around his, moving with much more precision than he would think possible. Her body convulsing in ecstasy as he slips another finger inside of her, post orgasmic tremors shaking her body as she lays in a pool of juices in his lap. Her breasts barely fill his hand as he gropes and touches them, the sensitive nubs happily accepting his touches. Crona's face a mess of saliva and a few tears as she clings to his shirt.
"A-Amazing..."

>>5991697
Damn it, Owain.

>>5991685
>Kenny anon shitposts Owain to
Is anyone shocked?

>>5991679
For a week.
>Kyouko taps her glass again, and stands up from the chair.
So, first we're gonna pick up some snacks. 'N then you're gonna tell me what 'cha got in mind for me.

>>5991695
I'd like to dive into those uncanny valleys.

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>>5991710

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>>5991672

I never implied that I am not.
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May.

>>5991583
>The pounding keeps up at a steady pace, the man's throbbing cock sliding in at out. He grunts as he feels his tight walls wrap around his shaft each thrust. He gives his pillowy ass the occasional slap, while the hand jerking his cock shifts over into fondling his fuzzy balls, tickling and juggling them.
Ah, you like that, you butt slut? Do you want me to cum inside of you?
>Already, he could feel his own balls swelling up, soon ready to release inside of his butt.

>>5991693
If all the people who had issues with Owain PM'd him about it so he'd either learn or go away, the community would be a better place.

>>5991632
>payday
>hotaru
hmmmmmmmmmmm.

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>>5991706
From a certain point of view that entire sentence is just nouns with a preposition tacked on, and that fascinates me. Also, what did he mean by this?

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>>5991725
>being this in denial about how gay you are

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>>5991693
(That's fair. Wish you the best, EGG.)

>>5991693
Just enjoy your break I suppose, hope to see you back in full form here sometime.

>>5991759
Drown yourself in a toilet bowl full of bleach, Owain.

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>>5991728
I... I don't... I want...
>The poor boy is already losing his train of thought to the rhythm of your cock drilling back and forth inside his ass. His cock left unattended, it stands powerfully, firmly erect, almost pressing up against his toned, sleek belly as you roll his cum-heavy nuts around in your palm. He yowls out again and drops his face to the floor, his watering eyes filled with wanton joy as you slap his fat ass with another resounding smack, drawing a helpless yelp from his lips as his ass squeezes down tighter and tighter around your pounding dick
Yes! Please! Use my ass as a cumdump, mister! I want your fat fucking load inside meeee!

>>5991697
>He keeps his cum covered fingers firmly inside of her as the girl's climax washes over her, continuing to wrestler with her tongue inside of their lip locked mouths. As she starts to recover, he slowly slides his fingers out of her dripping folds, wiping the juices on his pants as both of his hands return back to wrapping around her waist. After a few more moments spent kissing her, he eventually moves his head, sliding her tongue out of his mouth to rest his chin onto the top of her head.
There...that felt good didn't it?
(That's about a good a place as any to finish up. Thank you and have a good night.)

>>5991738
Makes you think more of the problem is all of the people getting triggered by some typefucking dude then him, doesn't it?

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>>5991785
(No problem, have a nice rest.)

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>>5991755

But.

>>5991744

Hmmmmmmmm?

OK, goodnight.

Here's the problem with Owain

People claim that ERP is all about fun and it doesn't matter how good a partner is as long as they're enjoying themselves, right? That's not true. Avatars put on this front about being for their partners, but they're human. They have favorites. They have people they prefer to ERP with than others. With Owain trying so hard and dropping walls of texts on literally anything with a vagina, it causes a problem. Owain and a lot of other avatars here follow the mindset that walls of text are good, it means you're a good writer. And when Owain ERPs with someone with his wordy self, the avatar judges other partners they ERP with. If the partner isn't also dropping walls of text, they aren't seen as good as Owain. It also doesn't help that avatars have become exclusive to Owain too. Like Shauna.

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>>5991738
{I tried to at one point, I told him he needed to stop responding to shitposts that were purposely messing with him. All he said to me was "I can't control myself". I don't know if it was a joke or not, but it didn't feel right.}

>>5991759
/nod of acknowledgement

>>5991767
{Once I get to max Mastery Rank on Warframe before Gage I'll probably show up or something, I want to rub it in his face I'm better than him at his own game he fanboys over.}
{I'm definitely going to be around for the Halloween event however.}

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>>5991800
>show me your fat diabetic ass and I'll leave you alone to play Gayday Poo

>>5991806
>Max Mastery Rank
I don't even think that's possible yet.

>>5991806
>"I can't control myself"
CAN'T CONTAIN THE OWAIN

>>5991796
If everyone has a problem with one person, wouldn't that one person be at fault? What makes Owain exempt from that?

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>>5991813

fuck you mecha

>>5991738
>One of the theories for the shitposting is that it's one or two subby people who feel emasculated by Owain fucking their waifus
>Owain gets zero pms about things he "does wrong" and the only proof that he acts nice as a cover (whatever that means) is that "Many people have told me so"
Really makes you think

>>5991806
Do you know why he's in the Discords and in the threads typefucking nearly every waking moment of his life?

>>5991823
>mecha
You're as bad as the rest of them.

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>>5991583
Its a wonderful place, isnt it? It even eventually got me back here, but that doesnt matter. What matters is what you're trying to hide. Turning around only makes me want to play with you even more~
>She began to approach him further until her head was hovering right over the feminine furry. She raised her hand to air and swiftly brought it down, landing her palm right against the boys plump rear.
...Goodness, you have a cute butt...
>She began to grip it roughly and toy with the fat between her fingers, spreading and pulling it playfully, almost like a cat.
I almost want to bring out some of my toys just to play with you~
How does that sound-
>She cut her off mid sentence as she peeked around the corner of the femboys shoulder. Her eyes widened and her face flushed a bit. She had caught site of what he was trying to hide.
Oho~ Come on now, why are you hiding that from me? It looks like it wants to greet me...
>>5991648
>"Hm... a cute femboy" too she thought to herself
For a while now? And you've been hiding the fact that you dress in such a way?
>She shook her head, giving a look of disappointment
Goodness, you're a gluten for my punishment, aren't you? You have no idea how much I love femboys...
Go ahead, bend over and pull up your skirt. I'd like to see what you're wearing underneath~

>>5991827
>Owain gets zero pms

Owain hasn't even said if anyone PMd him about it

>>5991776
Angh, Good!
>The man's thrusting reaches his highest point, his hips slamming hard against his cheeks as the sounds of smacking flesh fill the air. His cock flares inside of his ass, rubbing up against his prostate as it throbs and pulses. His hand suddenly grips hard around the boy's cock once more, furiously jerking it off. Soon, the man hit's his limits, his churning balls signalling him to slam his cock as far deep as he can into his asshole one last time, keeping it inside as he begins to spurt out large amounts of cum.

>>5991827
I'm interested to hear what Owain has to say about this.

I wouldn't want to give him criticism that he isn't receptive to inviting.

>>5991800
night

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>>5991806
Max Mastery Rank is supposedly 30 which isn't obtainable yet. And even then to get the current maximum mastery you have to have all the event weapons and I thiiiiink Excal Prime counts.

>>5991822
>>5991805

It's not everyone if he can still get typefuck from people who don't care about drama. Someone else's typefuck here shouldn't be your problem unless your beta enough to feel cucked by someone else typing pretend sex to another fake person. Same with other Ava hate, grow a spine and move on.
>Hi _____

>>5991835
Yeah, only anons are allowed to shitpost

>>5991805
Quality=/=Length
Owain's actually a subpar writer if you'd bother to read what he types. And because he's a subpar writer if you actually ERP with him, literally no one's favorite ava is Owain. You're deluding yourself if you think people actually like ERPing with Owain outside of a few thirsty anons.
Shauna left the threads because they were shitty, she said as much the second she joined the discord.

>>5991822
That's not to say Owain doesn't have a problem. But if that many people are having a hissy fit that shits up the overall thread, then maybe the problem lies with the attitudes of the people here themselves. The same type of thing happens with people like Mecha, Lore, whatever the fuck. And the only time it's ever been justified was whenever Paul went full apeshit.

>>5991871
What's the point of playing with the avatars if they just assume we're one of their cj buddies? Made me feel like shit.

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>>5991854
I'm fine with receiving criticism on how I operate.
I've asked people to send my PMs of anything they want to say to me and I'll listen to it to the best of my ability.
I'm really dense so if people don't say things directly to me I probably won't pick up on it.

Discord is Owain#9902

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>>5991820
{I know the max is 30 because there's an achievement for it, but you can only get up to.. 25 I think? or 23, at the moment.}
>>5991862
{I would kill for Excal Prime}
{I farmed for like two weeks when I found out the Gorgon was finally being dropped by enemies instead of just stuck in the RNG gods' hands.}
{That wasn't even because it was good, just because I wanted to complete my collection}

>>5991896
No one's going to PM you because that would expose the one person that actually hates you

>>5991887
Paul and alpha were the only ones that truly crossed a boundary of wrong. Everyone else's hate often comes down to shrill opinions through a sexually frustrated megaphone. Which is pathetic if typefuck is that important to you you have to pretend competition like that exists.

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>People actually give a fuck about a typefucker
You're all unaware of yourself, subhuman trash.

>>5991896
>I'm fine with receiving criticism on how I operate.
>the threads were nothing but criticism

>>5991910
I don't give a fuck about you or your opinion, so same.

>>5991909
Basically this. It's hard to keep up at times, but honestly the best way to deal with it is to just ignore the whining and just play. Because anon's and those certain shitters sure as fuck aren't gonna behave when there's nothing in trash to physically stop them.

>>5991893
Stop being so thin skinned

>>5991907
>one person

It's at least 3 people seeing that Lucas and Burchard left the Discord over him.

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>>5991840
AH!
>The swift hard strike on his ass makes his eyes go wide and his hips jerk forward, his hands flying off of his shirt, showing off his fat hard cock in all its glory for the teasing, dominant female. He sniffles softly and gives a cute little mew of pleasure as you dig your hands into his ass and massage the pain of the strike away, his dick rising slowly, pulsing and drooling hot pre all over his shaft, his jaw hanging open as you press your gigantic tits into his back and eclipse the smaller male with your form
I can't... I can't think... I'm so horny...

>>5991852
>The boy's attempt at a lusty howl cracks halfway through as soon as your hand closes around his hot cock and jerk him from behind, his asshole clenching down on your dick and helping you stay perfectly sheathed inside him, his eyes rolling back as he feels your jizz explode in his ass. He grinds his plush butt against your waist and whines in delight as your balls churn and empty out a huge quantity of cum inside his little hole, his eyes hooding as he distantly feels his own cock spasming and spurting, his mouth open wide, sticky salty ropes bursting onto his tongue and cheeks as he hoses himself down in cum and slumps forward impaled on your dick.

>>5991919
Holy shit, they are given the silver platter to show their true numbers and they're already throwing dodges. This shit is gold.
No really Hi owain me I want to watch you squirm.

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Tell me. How many lives have you sucked away to heal those wounds?

>>5991919
Criticism isn't the same as lies, if Owain doesn't do the things people are criticizing for, what's he supposed to change?

>>5991910
Can you not fucking start? I'm having a bad day and you're making it worse. Please fuck back off to HG.

>>5991941
>>5991947
They just want Owain gone from the threads. There is no criticism, it's just flat out "Fuck off, Owain".

>>5991710
Well, you should have some idea about it. Unless you're the type of person that enjoys hearing it before it happens.

>>5991840
I didn't mean to, I'm sorry... Y-yes ma'am, I hope you like it.
>He turned to face away from you. Bending over slowly, rubbing his hands along the front of his legs. The feather duster still clutched in his right hand. Bringing his left hand up along the back of his leg, he traced his finger up it, and made a hook to start lifting up his frilly dress. Pulling up the center of his skirt, he slowly revealed the small black lace thong hiding beneath. Barely covering up the bulge of his girly sac and the half chub wedged forward between his thighs.

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>>5991945
Do you recall how many breads you've eaten in your life?

>>5991950
No one cares about you bucko

Like I hate Vino but come on

>>5991935
Those aren't people

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>>5991965
In fact I do. It was enough to fuck your mother last night.

>>5991920
ok
>>5991950
>Implying I give a shit
Kek.

>>5991933
Right, I forgot I'm anon and not a popular ava so my feelings don't mean shit here.

>>5991970
>Lucas
>one of the more chill guys on the server
>not a person

>>5991910
You push all this shit then you pretend to rise above it. Go back into the garbage with your kind.

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>>5991961
You can't blame me for wantin' to know what I'm getting into, can you?
>Kyouko leans down toward the table and plants her palms on it, once the waiter's come by to bus out their dishes.
Now come on, it ain't embarrassin' is it?

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>>5991903
Gorgon's lame. The real bitch to get is the Glaive. Fun weapon though.

>image
>tfw wanted to pick up a Warframe Ava
>was going to do either Saryn or Nyx but couldn't find the art

>>5991910
Vino, you ever think about if you're real or not?

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>>5991974
WELL WELL WELL! The Monopoly Man has JOKES!

>>5991966
Fuck off. Nobody ask you. All I want it to enjoy my night but you guys won't let that happen because you can't control yourselves for a second. If you're so bored to the point of needing to shitpost us for no reason then I suggest you get a life.

>>5991975
You obviously do because you're responding to me retard. Go back to HG and stay there. Nobody wants you here.

>>5991935
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5930889/#5935204

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>>5991987
I've been having.. .These strange thoughts lately..
Like, is any of this real?... Or not?

I need a buttslut, any around?

>>5991979
Look at the thread. Does anyones feelings mean anything to anyone here anymore?

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>>5992010
>If you don't mind femboys!

>>5991940
Haah...there's a good slut...
>He spends a moment with cock inside of him, savoring the post climatic moment of having his balls drained out, his cum plugged up inside of his anus. Letting go of the boy's twitching dick, he places both of his hands out of his butt and pulls out his softening cock. His cum immeadiatly starts to drip out of the gaping hole, dropping down onto the floor. Giving his ass one last slap, the man pushes the boy's butt down onto the floor and climbs on top of him, resting his head on his neck and wrapping his arms around his waist.
I'm just gonna...sleep here for a while...you did a great job~

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>>5991994
The only joke I see is the one that came out your mothers spasm casim. Which let me remind you. Fucked her.

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>>5992032
YOU WANNA GO, PRINGLES BITCH? If you're feeling hungry, then POP!

>>5992041
>>5992032
Antfish ERPs?

>>5992041
Gladly! Johnathan, leave sicky stardust fruit basket to me!
>Jumps to you and punches with the ripple.

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>>5992027
>I hope you enjoyed!

>>5992002
>get a life

But you're here too

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>>5992058

>>5992060
(I did. Goodnight, and welcome back.)

>>5991983
Lucas please go

>>5992058
Ziggy Stardust, m8.

>>5991935
So true. Enough people hate Owain to justify it not being something one or two people's opinion only. If anything, he needs to change how he acts as people are getting 100% annoyed and irritated by him.

>>5992080
/pol/, fuck off. We're trying to fap.

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>>5992071
It sounds likes sicky. Have this gif.

>>5992022
I've never done it with a femboi before ! There is a first time for everything...

>>5992062
The difference is you're here to shit post for no reason.

>>5992084
If the polls that keep getting posted are any indication, it's actually a lot of people.

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>>5991920
You sure got me there. Thing is, you're a degenerate so lowkey you're already worth less than an animal.

>>5991950
I'm feeling pretty good, feel like I can start something here so I'll stay for the moment. Just go outside, get some air and come back later when you don't feel like a faggot anymore.
Gotta cleanse that degeneracy with the purity of the outside.

>>5991984
I rise above degeneracy and I'm 10 steps above dogfuckery.
Come at me cunt, you're already permanently stuck in the garbage cause you're all degenerates.

>>5991987
Yes. I pinch myself while I'm sleeping to see if I'm living reality or if it's all a dream.

>>5992080
oWo
What's this?

>>5991935
>>5992084
Definitely the same person

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>>5991910
{Hey Vino. I decided to visit inbetween rounds of Warframe.}
{I had a weird ass question while I was gone that I remembered to ask you: How do you not have a cult already around you}
{Like when I first saw you pop up, anons would show up asking you about how to shitpost people n stuff.}

>>5991832
{Clearly if I can't even befriend Owain properly I don't know what the fuck he's doing, sorry.}

>>5991987
{I've fallen in love with the Tipedo, since it's the current fastest melee weapon in the game, and I play mainly melee with valkyr.}
{Pick up a Warframe Ava, do it for the motherland.}
{I just type in the Warframe and then Rule 34. I think I saw some with Saryn and Stalker, because I was looking up porn of Stalker.}

>>5992070
m8, Lucas doesn't even go here

>>5991903
What id your current MR?
I'm at highest possible, 22. Missing about 2 things I can't get due to memes.

>>5991986
Well, I would like to use your feet or mouth to relieve my stress before using your nether reign.

>>5992108
It should have been obvious

>>5992096
Vino, you're alright. Fuck the degeneracy permeating this place.

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>>5992087
>The boy's ears perk up and he grins widely up at you, jumping up on his feet and extending his arms, his slender, feminine body rippling, his effeminate clothing hugging every curve of his body tightly as he beckons you closer
Well, don't be shyyyy! I'd be happy to take care of you, mister~.

>>5992127
>massages your paws

>>5992096
If we're so pathetic, why must you come here to constantly force validation of such. If it were intrinsically true you'd have no need of this, you shouldn't be here if you were really that important. But you just want to feel better, pretend you have intellegence and merit. I do feel sorry for you, but word of pity are lost to a creature that spends its life with its head up its own ass.

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>>5992120
Kya-ha, my feet? Long as you hook us up with a good place to sit, I'll take care of ya like that.
>Kyouko slips up from her bend, and turns around, starting to walk toward the restaurant's exit. She tilts her head back over her shoulder with a grin.
You comin'? We gotta get snacks first, so sorry if you wanted the whole package here.

>>5992127
>Anon takes a few steps in the sissyboys direction, standing a few feet from him

How shall we start then?

So did anyone actually PM Owain.

>>5992107
>Tipedo
Copter king but DE killed it.
Now I use either Orthos or Telos Boltace for slide-attack murdery. I ERP in-game too, PM BPNPC

>>5992141
He's Australian. It's an entire content with its head up its ass.

>>5992153
Probably not. Spineless cucks.

>>5992153
It wouldn't have stuck anyway if people actually did.

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>>5992125
Yeah mate, gotta show them the ways so they get a grip on life.
One day they'll realise ol' Vino was lowkey right when they get a life.

>>5992141
I don't seek validation. I just seek fun and riling up degenerates that have nothing on their mind but e-relationships and degeneracy is easy as shit.
I don't care about intelligence and merit, I just care for easy laughs and your sperg proves it. Word of pity for you lad, you're another degenerate getting riled up and gettin mad. Now sit down and get back to jerking off to some dogfucker.

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>>5991940
>Her eyes locked onto the femboys leaking protrusion. She licked her lips softly and gently placed her other hand on the boys head, patting it sympathetically
Shhhh...shh...its all right cutey~ You obviously have a little- sorry, BIG problem there, dont you? Dont you worry now..Yona is here to help with that exact problem~
>her hand that was placed upon the femboys bottom began to wiggle its fingers around the straps constraining the rest of the boys large member. She began to tug his panties down, letting his shaft flop out in all of its glory
Go ahead, turn around...
>she went up to his ear and whispered a sinister threat
....Or, you can stay like this and I can pull out my strap on. You're choice~

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>>5992173
>you're choice

>>5992176
>them presidential candidates
Now THAT would be a fucking election.

>>5992173
>Strap on
I didn't realize I would ever want to be a femboy for Furry Porn

>>5992153
Why don't you PM and ask him?

Trump is going to lose not because Shillary is better but because a great deal of their supporters are under the age of 16.
Look at /pol/.

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>>5991964
>Her eyes scanned the boys body, pleased to see what she was looking at to say the least. Her eyes darted over to his bottoms, and gasped. Lace. It was a favorite of hers, but even more so on a boy...
Oh my goodness~! You're wearing lace as well?
...
I have to play with you now...
>She quickly approached the femboy in his bent over stature and quickly placed her hand upon his rear underneath his skirt.
Did I also see a bulge in that as well?
>>5992188
>FUCK

>>5992163
Can you respond to the samefag check up there?

Reminder that Owain supports Hillary and BLM

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>>5992114
{I am a lowly rank 7, but that's because I haven't really played seriously until as of late}
{I got enough to go to 8 but I keep failing the mastery mission because I'm shit at high jumps. It's the one where you shoot a target to open a platform that you run onto and you keep doing that.}

>>5992154
{I have an Orthos Prime, it's what got me to love staffs.}
{I've never really ERPed in Warframe but hey, first for everything, My name ingame is MadameMerryGoRound }

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>>5992194
Sign up now and I'll use a bad dragon one~

>>5992144
You don't know me if you really thought I wanted to actually do my actions here.
>He stood up and walked up to her, lightly slapping her on the rear before walking forward.

>>5992212
Reminder that Owain's an actual nigger

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>>5992147
Simple! I'll get you all lubed up, and then you can rail me until you blow~.
>The femboy smiles brightly and drops to his knees in an instant, grabbing your waistband and tugging it down around your thighs, giggling in girlish delight as he strips your waist bare in an instant. Leaning forward, he presses his muzzle into your cock and balls and kisses your manhood lovingly, his tongue darting out and lapping at your cock and balls, rolling gently around and around to send blood surging to your nethers, cooing as your dick hardens against his cheek.

>>5992173
U-Ummmm...
>As much as it shamed the boy to admit it and as tempted as he was to let her have his way with his fat, drooling prick, as soon as she says "strap-on" his belly flutters and his balls tighten, and he blurts it out quickly before he can stop himself.
St-strap-on first... ma'am?
>He flushes even deeper, already leaning forward, his panties down around his knees and his plump balls presented for your viewing pleasure, his soft rump shaking around as you pass your hands all over his femmy body.

>>5992216
>double (You)s
Kek
We played together egg, I'm Theg. Check out my profile. :^)

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>>5992210
What

>>5992218
Concern, worry, but overall arousal

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>>5992221
>This time, Kyouko takes the slap, turning her head just after contact as she walks out the door.
But snacks first. C'mon c'mon!

>Figure we're due for a timeskip here. Leaving the setting for doing the deed to you here.

>>5992172
>I don't care about intelligence or merit, only easy laughs
Were you trying to sound cool again? Because that's just sad m8

>>5992271
>giving it (You)s
This is sadder.

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>>5992242
{...Im a dumbass}
{I barely remember people.}

>>5992277
Sad thing is you're right.

>>5992279
You are such an idiot

>>5992285
Now I'm sad. Want to make out?

>>5992290
>massages your tears

>>5992271
He's using the exact line given to him kek.

>>5992261
>After a time skip of shopping, gong around town, and other stuff. He finally brought the female to his home. Well, one of the houses that he owned.
Well, here we are.

>>5992209
I-I'm glad y-you like it
>His voice shuddered as the anticipation washed over him. The contact of your hand on his ass sent even more blood rushing into his pole. Making it stand completely at attention while he remained bent over for you.
Y-y-yes ma'am
>The tight lace thong was doing little to hold back his erection. His thick cock was throbbed against the fabric, stretching it to hold back his veiny eight inches

>>5992294
>Throws caution to the wind, grabbing the anon's jacket and pulling him in for a kiss.
Mmm~!

>>5992279
God damn I even gave you the Orthos.
Come on, Egg, work it out.
Also the MR8 test: You know you can do practice tuns in Simaris's place, right? Maybe a few runs per day instead of 1 will help you learn

>>5992302
Your mom goes to college.

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>>5992303
Huh...so this is the place.
>Somewhere along the way, she'd grabbed a box of snacks, and clutched it up to her while chomping down on them. Kyouko leaned in against the anon's side as she looked at his place.
...'n I thought we were goin' to some love hotel or somethin'. Don't just stand there, lemme in.

>>5992294
>>5992306
That got unexpectedly romantic, bravo lads. Just don't chase him through the airport, that cliche doesn't work anymore

>>5992320
>Chases you through the airport
>with a bomb

>>5992224
>anons cock quickly grew in size as the stimulation of his member by the femboy engorged his cock with lust and need
>his throbbing manhood standing hard shooting straight out from his body , poking the boys cheek as it leaks precum against his muzzle.

Make sure to make your little boy hole all nice and slipery too.... and put on a show for me while you do it, I love seeing my partners tease their little assholes for me

>>5992326
>Is on the job as an air Marshall, I see my lover run to me with and IED
>With eyes full of tears I draw my gun and point it at my lover
Anon stop! Don't make me do it! It doesn't have to be this way.

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>>5992286
{This is what happens when I stay up for two days on rockstars.}

>>5992309
{I do special things with that Orthos.}
{WAIT THATS A THING}
{...I really need to explore this game}

>>5992356
Orthos Prime is sex. Get it. I've killed over eleven thousand people with it.

>>5992356
I do special things to my dick with my hand. And yeah, you can. Go to Cephalon "Invade Your Privacy" Simaris and take a right.

>EGG "leaves"
>Comes back just to shitpost

Really makes you think

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>>5992369
Hey I left too
>it is now illegal to come back if you leave
Lol ok

>>5992319
Right right.
>He said, taking out a keycard from his pocket, placing it over onto a scanner causing a click to be heard. He then opened up the door for the lady to walk through.

>>5992369
I don't see her attacking people.
Oh, you're one of those people that consider plain conversation 'shitposting'

>>5992342
>It was an impostor, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time on the wrong flight.
>He always told you this job would get you killed, he begged you to quit.
I-I begged him...
>The explosion is deafening, blowing out every window in the terminal where he watches the man he loves go up in flames.

>>5992382
Plain conversation isn't ERP

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>>5992224
>her ears perked up and a look of dumbfound brushed across her face
H-huh? You're not opposing?
>She quickly gained composure again and smiled. She was pleased with the answer and quickly began digging around in her blouse
Say, turn around. I want to give you a little show before I put it on~
>She gently patted his plump rear, beckoning him to turn around and present himself
>>5992304
Hm...not only did you have a bulge, it seems to be growing a bit...
>She placed her arm through his legs, her hand mere centimeters away from his throbbing length
>She gave a quick, but weak flick against his shaft, making it throb a bit
Yep, just as I thought. You're as stiff as a rock...
Here, let me help you with that...
>She began to place both of her hands against the parallel to his thong and began to grip at the straps against his hips. She hooked a finger underneath the strings and began to pull down the lace fabric, letting it pull against his erect member as it began to pull down. She gave one good tug before his member finally popped out from its confinement and pulled the laced panties to the ground
There you go, how does that feel? Also, turn around and take off your dress. I want to try something~

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>>5992329
>Oh jeez, I'm really sorry. I just nodded off at my desk. I'd love to continue tomorrow, if you can! I'll be on at about the same time.

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>>5992395
(Aw, it was getting to the good part~ Thats fine, we all need sleep. Have a good rest cutie~)

>>5992393
You are made of stupid.

>>5992395
(No problem!)

>>5992393
Neither is attacking people and shitposting about cucks or Owain or whatever else

>>5992406
Wonderful response there bucko

>>5992369
EGG's a bitch. This isn't news.

>>5992383
>It was a lovely funeral, the procession was all I had asked for. The words on my behalf touching. In my will, I leave you a note. "Anon, with a job like mine, love can be fleeting. If you got this my suspicious were sadly true, I left you a widow in an early death. All the money I had that isn't my children's is yours now, and whatever possessions we bought together. Don't wait for me up there, you deserve new love in life, I'll just be keeping the skies safe under new wings.
>-anon