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HG Thread: it's time for terror, heheh.
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>>5990971
I think it might have been piss
I'll need to check back on that
>>5991002
Don't even look at me you nigger faggot
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>>5990999
Fufufu... For me to grant you your wish, first you must state it. Then and only then will I state for you the price you must pay to have it granted... an object of equal value. Kukuku...
Be warned that when I grant your wish...
>The demon grins menacingly.
It may not always come out... the way you want it! KUUKUKUKUU!!
>>5991003
KUKUKUKUKUUU!!
>Karen rushes over to the door and begins banging on it.
How foolish can you be, treading upon unholy soil? If you value your mortal life... you should leave such an evil space!
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>>5991023
T-Thank you, but I have something to do in the morning... So I need to sleep too, good night...
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>>5991002
Oh dear, wherever could your tokens have disappeared to? Ahh well, no matter. I could care less about your happiness in the arcade, and even more, you.
>>5991031
Gross, those creatures almost looked as ugly as Sans! Thank GOD I got outta there.
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>>5991031
Well that was short
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>>5991031
Coward!
>>5990925
The admiral gave her blessing for her to be...towed. Even if that was the case the death penalty would be to strict of w punishment. Serving time in the penitentiary would be more of a fitting punishment.
>>5990920
You will not beat me this time I...Nevermind.
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>>5990947
I can't get high, only drunk.
>>5990959 (Karen)
Haha, I almost got you, but no I don't want to, because you see... I already have tons of ice cream back home, though you grant wishes huh? Well... Let me think of one.
>>5990984 (Ara ara~)
It's still a creepy topic and you're not even denying that it is!
>>5991002
Hmph, some demon, you needed to bike, can't you like fly?
>>5991031
Haha, it seemed he wanted to die anyway.
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>>5991043
Who in the right mind would pee in a bushel of marijuana!?
>>5991044
>Subaru opens up her dresser and throws her clothes all over the room and generally makes a huge mess
Sorry, can't hear you. Speak louder if you wanna be heard!
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>>5991054
see what the bitch has done to the ship and youll want her dead
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no death? how boring.
>>5991047
if i wasn't hosting, i'd chop you right down the middle. for now though, i'll just "leaf" you alone.
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kys aussa
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>>5991060
>Waits.
>Evily.
>>5991069
KukuKUKUKUKUU!!! FOOLISH!!
You have left yourself open... for the wrath of Hell!
>Karen runs into Subaru's room and locks the door behind her.
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>>5991054
You're out of you element, Nagato-chan, but I'll spare you of it tonight, I really need to get some sleep, so good night.
>>5991060
Because I know it is creepy, but you're twisting it and making it sound a lot worse han it is... I'll tell you more about it tomorrow, now I need to sleep, see ya.
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>>5991069
Someone who wants their content to be entertaining and not garbage
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>>5991044
>He stops leaning on his pipe, putting a hand on his chin. After a while, he looks at the demon, a somewhat doubtful expression on his face.
Are you sure that it is as simple as it sounds, cмeшнo дeмoн? An object of equal value just for a wish? Although the catch is clear, I've still got my doubts on if it is legitimate or not. For all I know, you could trick me like some sort of caдиcт.
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>>5991073
Well it's not like I can sleep so I might as well.. Plus the stars are so beautiful..
>>5991091
What would it cost to wish for a cost free wish?
>>5991098
Hmph, fine but try not to talk about this tomorrow alright? Have a goodnight or whatever.
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>>5991070
I'll review the reports later once I return to my quarters.
>>5991098
Rest well...friend.
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>>5991073
I want my old limbs back please.
>>5991091
>suddenly, a quick sense of dread wafts over Subaru, like the scent of someone burning baked goods in the room next to the living room and you're forced to smell burnt shit while the person who's baking fails to do anything until the fire alarm goes off and it's really disrupting your time on the internet
>Subaru putts down Karen's stuff, goes up to his room and bangs on the door
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>>5991073
Can it, you disgusting, fat, smelly sack of bone-meal. Instead, why don't you marvel at something of which you'll never possess: Alien-gifted mechanical leaves!
....Too bad they'll only be relevant for this event. Hmph.
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>>5991102
This piss counts as comedy? Since when!? I don't remember gross stuff ever being funny! Where the hell's the set-up and the punchline at? That's the very basics of a joke format!
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>>5991118
You killeds my brothers. For thats you and goings to pay!!
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the feast brings a death by cats. he was a pussy anyways, heh.
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this "sans" fellow sounds like a real bonehead
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>>5991108
Kuku... I am many evils, but I am no liar...
>>5991117
Do you believe me a fool...? Fufu...
I won't grant that.
>>5991123
>Karen opens the door for Subaru.
Ku. Ku. Ku... you are too late... BEHOLD!
>She steps aside, revealing that she has cleaned Subaru's room for him! All of his clothing has been folded and put away, so too have his many other questionable belongings! never before has the room been so spic and span.
KUUUUKUKUKUKUU!!! Tremble before my wrath... All of your precious things have been put away!
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>>5991148
I don't need the supplies.
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>>5991148
This should teach you to mess with my junk and eat my food!
>tows the car far away
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>>5991148
To the Mordhaus dungeons with yous!
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>>5991148
Ugh, ouuuch! These stupid sand-papery tongues are jacking up my petals!
>Flowey winces, his body slowly being torn apart by playful kittens and warm, gritty tongues.
>>5991150
i want the head of his bone inside of me if you know what i mean :^)
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tributes falling like leaves. i mean both ways.
>>5991150
i make the puns around here, pal. keep that attitude up, and the last thing that's gonna go through your head is an axe blade.
>>5991179
you too.
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>>5991161
Do you really want the answer to that question? Hmm.. How about.. A soul? N-not that I want something like that..
>>5991185
You.. You've changed, you're not as annoying.
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>>5991185
Try me, punk.
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>>5991161
>Subaru shoots her a gross look before exiting the apartment
You better lawyer up.
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>>5991161
You are not a liar?
>His expression has changed into one of uneasiness.
Well... I am unsure on if I should tell you them. They are simple wishes, but I am still cautious on if I should tell you them or not. Would making everyone become one with me count as a wish...?
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at least his death was a clean one, heheh.
>>5991198
don't need to. cats already got your tongue...and the rest of ya as well.
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>>5991185
oh shit nigger i'm sorry i'll never make a pun again
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>>5991185
>>5991193
Give me a second. I'm trying to get the high score and you're breaking my concentration.
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>>5991198
Tough words, comings from a prisoner ofs the most brutals prison ins the world.
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>>5991220
Dang. At least I didn't trip on air and die.
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>>5991193
Kukuku... For that...
>Karen gestures behind her, to her shorter companion who has been completely ignoring the conversation for some time now.
You should consult my demon master...
>>5991204
Kukuku... A demon has no need for such things...
>>5991205
Of course... but are you prepared to pay the price for such a wish...? Kuku...
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>>5991227
I want to fuck Ferris.
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how boring. ya better start killing each other again. i really want to do it for ya, but i can't.
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>>5991220
I'm fine with being a third wheel...
>>5991242
Yeah? Since when did you go to law school? You don't seem that smart to me.
>>5991243
No you don't.
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>>5991242
Well, I would like to HEAR the price first before you actually grant me it. You could scam me into something I do not wish - if it is too much, then I can wish for something else, correct?
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>>5991273
Yes I do. Why wouldn't I?
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>>5991220
... Hmph.
>She hugs her knees while in the box.
>>5991227
Never mind, you're still annoying.
>>5991242
Why's she in the bushes? What a creep..
Hey you!
>Kaiko points a finger at the other weirdo demon.
How much for a soul?!
>>5991260
As if the box wasn't bad enough..
>She angerly throws the ice cream to the ground.
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>>5991220
Yuck, don't remind me. At the very least, it was only just for this arena. Unlike you, who gets to live every day looking like you've just been struck in the head with a baseball bat.
>>5991230
>Taking pride to the compliment, Flowey puffs his stem up.
Yeah, that's right! I'm the toughest guy around!
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>>5991260
I said give me a few minutes! I'm trying to beat this thing!
>>5991288
Because that's gay, anon.
>>5991291
What? You're the one that's being annoying. I'm trying to focus here and you're whispering things. How can I not be distracted by that?
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now that's what i'm talkin' about. that's makin' me happy.
>>5991294
at least i got limbs, pal. the better to kill ya with.
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>>5991273
...for demons need not obey any of your mortal laws! Kukuuuuu!!
>>5991285
Kuku... Consult with my master... if you're so brave.
>Karen steps out of the way, giving you a clear view of the smaller demon.
>>5991291
>The other demon is far more interested in the snack she's eating than your question.
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>>5991316
It's not gay if he is cute.
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>>5991321
PLAFFT!
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>>5991294
There ams no prison likes the one you ams in right now. Each guard is traineds from birth to do his duty, whether it ams settling disputes or torture, especiallys torture. You delicates little plant! *chuckles* you wonts last a fulls day ins there!
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>>5991316
Hmph.
>She just walks away to a different machine.
>>5991321
What's the matter you two? Can't handle us little girls? Haha.
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>>5991321
At least I've got intelligence, the better to think with.
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>>5991331
You will when you're in front of a judge and swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
>>5991333
Guys aren't cute. Girls are cute. Guys are supposed to be manly.
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>>5991339
I'm not dumb enough to let myself end up in a prison for the mentally handicapped, pal. Even if I ended up there, I'd immediately put everyone in their place! J-Just cause I'm a plant doesn't meant I'm not strong.
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that's no fun. they should've gotten shot for that, at least.
>>5991341
yeah, intelligence means a lot when your brain is splattered on the wall..
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>>5991331
I am not brave, just shy. Кoтopый являeтcя peдкocтью... Thank you regardless, ma'am. I shall speak with her.
>He takes a step forward, walking towards the small demon with an unconfident grin.
Excuse me? Maлeнький дeмoн? Are you the person that grants the wishes?
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>>5991371
You're saying that Ferris isn't cute? Looks like you're the gay one here.
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>>5991331
>Kaiko starts digging around in her pocket before pulling out a sucker.
Hey! You want this?!
>She waves the sweet around a little.
>>5991379
That was way easier than they make it sound, why sing when I can do this?
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>>5991376
I woulds liked to see you try.
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>>5991390
Farris is a GUY! It's forbidden for two men to fall in love! It's disgusting!
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ah, another clean death. would've preferred a bit more blood, but hey, bludgeoners can't be choosers.
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>>5991405
But he is cute.
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>>5991379
T-That wasn't a very funny joke, Sans.
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Hi!
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>>5991384
KUKUKU!! We know that will ne--
>Karen mysteriously vanishes out of thin air mid-sentence.
>>5991384
>The other demon slowly turns her head....
>She's happily eating a chocolate bar.
>*munch munch munch*
>>5991397
>Her attention is grasped, and her eyes follow the sucker's motions.
Mmm! Yep!
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>>5991433
Hi!
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>>5991424
Hm.. Glad I don't need a license.
>>5991433
That's it? Just hi? Hmph, hello.
>>5991439
How much would a soul be?
>She twirls the sucker between her fingers.
Answer that and this is yours.
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>>5991430
If anyone here's cute it's me.
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one tribute saves another. i still got a death outta that, so i don't care.
>>5991431
that's a shame. i'm laughing just thinking about it.
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>>5991451
Who are you?
>>5991458
Sorry! Im a little sick today!
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>>5991469
No. Ferris is cute. You're just a normal guy. Calling you cute would be gay.
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>>5991433
...Дoбpый вeчep, once more.
>>5991439
>He raises an eyebrow at the event, before waving it off and looking at the small demon.
...Ah? Жeлaниe дapитeль? I understand that you may be hungry, but is it not rude to eat loudly in front of strangers?
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>>5991488
I am cute.
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>>5991471
Ugh! Get outta the way! And you better kill this assho-..
>>5991485
Then go get some rest, you'll only get worse by fighting here, the idiots around here I swear.
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>>5991458
......?
What's that stuff you're talking about? Can I have that sucker now?
>>5991485
Ooh, I'm Akane-chan! Nice meet you!
>>5991491
Mmmm?
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>>5991471
Who's to say I wouldn't kill you first, huh?! I bet I could, if I wanted to! Just you wait, you won't be looking, and suddenly...BANG! Your dust would cover the ground, just like snow! Hee hee, you're right, the thought IS pretty funny, actually.
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>>5991496
cute
>LF
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>>5991496
Nigga that's fucking gay.
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looks like he didn't know how to wing it, heheh.
>>5991515
i thought you might've been a tree for a second, with all that bark.
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>>5991516
not as cute as im gonna be sucking your big sweaty cock
>KK
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>>5991507
....
>"This girl is.."
Here.
>She tosses the candy to the demon.
>>5991526
Congratulations Maria, thanks for not making my death in vain!
Thank you very much for hosting!
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>>5991507
Дa, you, I'm speaking to you right now. I wished to speak to you about those wishes the other one was talking about. Or is it a bad time for me to ask you about them? You seem a little... Preoccupied at the moment.
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>>5991491
Still nervous?
>>5991497
I-im not an idiot! What happened to you?
>>5991507
Im Schrodinger! Are those horns real?
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>>5991516
>>5991520
I-I'm serious about this...
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congratulations, you're gonna be my next victim.
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>>5991526
>Taken by surprise, Flowey seems to slightly tilt away.
J-Jeez, you don't have to be so harsh! If action's what you want, then that's what you're gonna...
>Flowey rushes towards the skeleton, and slaps his leg bone with a leaf.
..Get!
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>>5991555
Still nervous and uneasy. Which is a rarity, as I am not like this normally. Shy, yes, but never uneasy.
>>5991571
Congratulations to the both of them, and thank you for hosting!
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>>5991555
Happened to who? I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>5991551
Yaaay!
>Cheerfully unwraps the sucker and sticks in right in her mouth.
Mmm!
>>5991554
What?
>>5991555
>She reaches up and pulls one off.
Haha, no! This is for my Halloween costume!
I'm gonna get a lot of candy!
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all those kills, all those bodies...
quite satisfying.
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>>5991551
Thank you miss!~
>>5991571
Thank you for ho-Victim?
>>5991588
Thank you as well~
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>>5991556
Become Ferris or fuck off.
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>>5991571
This could've been me instead. I feel like I'm losing all hope.
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>>5991571
Congrats, Ms.Abortion and Fetus.
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>>5991571
Congrats, Maria and Harusame!
>>5991601
Thanks for hosting! 7th place! My personal best.
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>>5991633
I'd hit that
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>>5991601
Thanks for hosting
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>>5991551
>>5991588
>>5991602
>>5991633
>>5991641
no problem. killing is my business.
>>5991584
>He looks down.
heh. i love the enthusiasm, but not much else.
>He raises his hatchet.
because i like you, you got about five seconds to run before i turn you into chicken feed.
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>>5991599
...
>Kaiko pats the 'demon' on the head.
You act like a five year old.
>>5991602
You know that's not a proper thank you for someone who saved your ass.
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>>5991603
No.
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>>5991588
You shouldn't be! Im up to no trouble! Im here to make friends!
>>5991593
You have boobs!
>>5991599
Oooh that's a nice costume! You tricked me fufufu!
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>>5991599
"What", what? The person earlier said something about wishes, so I assume that you'd be listening in on the discussion-- Oh, please don't tell me I was tricked again...
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>>5991613
Anyone got some weed killer?
>>5991633
Thank you creepy shota~
>>5991651
>Rolls her eyes before wrapping their arms around the girl.
Thank you silly~
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>>5991651
Ooooh, and a head rub too! Today's my lucky day!
>>5991659
Hahaha!
>Puts the fake horn back on.
Are your kitty cat ears real or are those a costume too?
>>5991660
...Wishes?
Oh! I followed someone here because they gave me candy!
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>>5991664
I want that smile to be the last this I see before you cut my dick off and I bleed out
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>>5991650
Oh, real scary. You sure are one TERRIFYING monster, I'll give you that. Still, my unsaid statement of you lacking intelligence still holds!
>The flower sticks his tongue out.
Haven't you learned? You can't kill anyone outside of the arena, idiot!
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>>5991659
As am I, but something about you just screams "I'm hiding something". I do not hold anything against you, but... I am merely unsure on your motives, simply.
>>5991689
Дa, wishes. I was told that you were the person that grants them, but apparently I was tricked.
...And it seems like you knew nothing of this, either. That is the last time that I will get my hopes up, but at least you got candy out of it, I guess...
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>>5991701
heh. snarky. i like that.
>He lowers his hatchet.
can't kill anyone outside of the arena, huh? that's a shame, but i'll cherish every moment in it.
>Bah, fuck, it's late. Good night, everyone!
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>>5991718
Mm!
>Resumes eating chocolate.
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>>5991659
No shit, I'm a girl ya'know.
>>5991675
Hmph...
>She looks away, but looks a little happy.
I guess that'll do for now.
>>5991689
You're supposed to be a scary powerful demon huh? You act like a kid..
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>>5991689
Nope! Im a vampire werecat!
>>5991718
Is it the uniform? That war is long over! Besides we hate Britain more!
>>5991752
You were a guy earlier today! Why the change?
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>>5991742
How much for a blowjob
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>>5991675
I'm sure whatever you use as conditioner would work fine as a replacement, considering your hair looks like dried, dead grass.
>>5991735
Hah! Yeah, that's right! I knew you wouldn't have the guts to kill someone as intimidating as me.
>At a moment of realization, Flowey pauses and thinks over his words.
Wait a second, did I...
NO!
>gnight 'u'
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>>5991752
Huuh? A demon?
>She reaches off and pulls off one of the horns.
These are fake! Did my Halloween costume trick you? Haha!
>>5991762
Ooo! Cool!
>>5991764
...?
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>>5991794
Your mouth around my dick
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>>5991742
...Ah, so it really was false... I feel so silly, but I cannot do much about that. Well, I may as well cherish this time wisely, дa? Do you have a name, peбeнoк?
>>5991762
Most likely the uniform, and that does not deter me from being uneasy around you. Keep in mind that the Russians and the Germans were the main contenders in World War Two, дa? If anything, it puts me on edge.
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>>5991762
A guy earlier? You mean my brother? I've never seen you before.
>>5991794
Then.. What about that girl over there..?
Ugh whatever..
>Kaiko resumes petting the girls head.
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>>5991807
Nope!
>>5991810
Akane-chaaan!
>*munch munch*
>>5991824
Huh?
>The other demon has mysteriously vanished. The crows too.
Who?
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>>5991794
Ja! Most people seem scared but not you!
>>5991810
But we were friends before! Remember?
>>5991824
You look,just like him! Except with boobies!
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>>5991860
Huuhh? Scared?
I'm not scared of a big kitty! Can I pet?
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>>5991837
Ah, and you act just like someone I know, too... I only hope you're not like him, Aкaнэ. Although you probably do not care, my name is Ivan Braginsky. Russia, if you wish to associate me with it.
...Have you tried Russian Fudge before, by any chance?
>>5991860
Этo cпopный вoпpoc. Before, yes, but then Germany invaded Czechoslovakia and started World War Two, so don't blame me for being uneasy around you, дa?
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>>5991895
You have fudge?
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>>5991837
... Ah, never mind.
>Her hand seems to hesitate while petting the girl.
Who are you anyway? I'm Kaiko.
>>5991860
I'm his twin sister, so of course I look like him... And mention my boobs again and I'm going to punch you.
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>>5991915
Ufufu~ Russian Fudge! Maybe I have some, maybe I don't - have you tried it before?
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>>5991931
Akane! That's my name!
Call me Akane-chan!
>>5991938
Mmm! I'd like some pleeease!
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>>5991884
Ja! Ok go ahead! Just watch the ears.
>>5991895
Don't worry our plan involves america and Britian. So rest easy Kameraden.
>>5991931
I didn't know he had a twin sister! How come he never mentioned you! You don't have his kindness.
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I would like 5 autumn related fatal events. Once I get them tweaked to my liking and entered in the game, I'll host.
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>>5991980
>She starts jumping.
Jump! Jump!
I can't reach!
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>>5991998
P1 slips on some wet leaves and breaks (his/her1) neck
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>>5991998
Too busy playing xenoverse 2
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>>5991998
>p1 jumps on a leaf pike, falling into a trap of spikes.
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>>5991971
Hm... Should I? You could eat all of it before I even have a bite of some...
>He pulls out a bag of Russian Fudge, dangling a bag just out of arms' reach.
Do you reeeeally want some?
>>5991980
I will still worry regardless - I know that it will escalate into something more. Nothing good, that is for sure.
...Why America, anyway? I should not care about his antics, but from what I hear, Amelia was one of your first friends here, was she not?
>>5991998
P1 begins to celebrate Christmas despite it being Autumn, or something to that effect.
...
I can only think of Winter-related ones. Apologies.
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>>5991971
Alright then Akane-chan, how old are you exactly?
>Kaiko removes the other horn from the girls head.
Where'd you get these as well?
>>5991980
Gee, thanks, but we can't share everything and being infinitely kind is unrewarding.
>>5991998
>Do you have any about poisoned candy?
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P1 dies.
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>>5992048
Only crushed glass in an arena event, good idea. Razor blades as well, that should be good for at least two
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>>5992050
FUCKING MASTERPIECE
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>>5992001
You must be really short!
>>5992040
Ja! But they like to play world police too much!
>>5992048
I like it! He is a good friend! Why wpuld he need a twin though?
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>>5992040
Yes!
>She jumps for the bag.
Fudge fudge fudge!
>>5992048
>Except... it doesn't come out when you pull on it.
...
...?
>>5992063
I don't look like it but I'm in highschool!
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>>5992057
You're a masterpiece
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>>5992063
And that is the truth. Go wild, but make sure to prepare for the fallout when Amelia hears of it, дa? If she ever comes back, anyway.
...I hear that you like pranks.
>>5992069
>He laughs.
Then say please and stay put, my friend! If you eat too much, you'll get sick, you know!
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>>5992078
A-Anon, I...
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Hey hunger games.
You're alright.
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>>5992112
>finger on your lips
Shhhhssss
I know
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>>5992099
I can eat as much as I want and never get sick or fat!
Now can I please please please have some fuuudge?
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>>5992117
B-But what will the others say about our relationship?
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>>5992053
>Because I just didn't remember any poison ones, especially since during Halloween it's a real scare.
>>5992063
Thanks for asking why I exist, because guys like girls, that's why.
>>5992069
Wait..? This one's real then?
>She flicks it annoyed.
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>>5992069
High school? How is that like?
>>5992099
Ja! My abilities make it very easy to prank people!
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>>5992122
So they made you for sex appeal?
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>>5992118
Juuuust like another person I know... I like teasing you, but you really do deserve it, you little rascal, you!
>He passes the bag to you, a grin on his face the whole time.
Enjoy, but you must watch your weight, you realise!
>>5992126
Then how would you like to learn a knock knock joke - to repeat to other people? Use your abilities if you wish to, but it is a joke I thought of!
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>>5992119
Screw them
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>>5992122
>It feels real enough...
>She puts the other horn back on.
>>5992126
Fun!
>>5992138
>Happily opens and chews fudge.
Mmm! So good!
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>>5992148
I-I love you, Anon! I'll be happy to run away with you to wherever it is we're going to run to!
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>>5992148
>>5992161
Goood, gooood. Now kiss for the camera...
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>>5992161
>kissu on the lips
No homo though
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>>5992149
It is a Russian recipe - you'll never see anything like it, дa? Eat as much as you please, but try not to get sick!
>He laughs.
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>>5992138
Oh you like jokes? Here is one!
Did you hear about the high school lab partners that fell in love?
They had chemistry together.
>>5992149
Ooh is what kind of fun? Is it the killing someone with an axe fun? or something else?
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>>5992131
... My brother doesn't sound like a girl.
>>5992149
Hmm..
>Kaito digs into her pockets again and pulls out a small bag of chips, popping it open.
you're not answering very many questions..
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>>5992184
N-no homo man, there's nothing gay about 2 men kissing eachother
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>>5992180
Ah, those kind of jokes... I have not heard of that one before, so I applaud you on that front! I was talking about one I made up - feel free to repeat it to anyone you wish! As a prank, of course!
>He clears his throat.
Knock knock!
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>>5992178
>Lost in a state of candy bliss.
>>5992180
Nope! I get to eat candy!
>>5992189
Mmm! Chips!
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>>5992184
>>5992192
>Takes pictures.
Now come on...take it to second base! And maybe go for a home run while you're at it...
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Alright, first 24 for HG Autumn.
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>>5992203
STOP SPYING ON US YOU FUCKING BIRD
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>>5992207
Nagato
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>>5992207
Cinnamon Roll
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>>5992207
Eggman-kun
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>>5992207
Schrodinger
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>>5992208
>>5992211
No.
>Takes more pictures.
>>5992207
A Spying Reporter
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>>5992207
Junpei Iori
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>>5992207
Aksis Prime
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>>5992207
Akane-chan
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>>5992201
...
Hello? Miss? You're eating much more than you should be, you realise. Calm down, дa?
>>5992207
Ivan Braginsky
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>>5992207
Sanae Kochiya
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>>5992207
Kaiko
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>>5992207
Maria and Harusame
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>>5992207
Natsuki Subaru, the best man there ever was, is, or ever will be.
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>>5992207
Reigen Arataka
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>>5992207
Spike
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>>5992189
Exactly! If you are both singers and people come to you for music, why would they care for how you look?
>>5992200
Who is there?
>>5992201
Yummy! Do you have any right now?
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>>5992223
>poses for the camera
Is this good enough, bro?
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>>5992207
pannenkoek2012
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>>5992207
Rin Tohsaka
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>>5992207
cumdumpster
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>>5992232
Mmm, this fudge is good!
Can I have more?
>>5992246
Mhm!
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>>5992246
The KGB!
>Ivan is trying his hardest not to break into giggles, looking around with a innocent expression on his face.
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>>5992201
>She hands the 'demon' the open bag.
Go ahead, I'll start carrying around more in case I see you again.
>>5992246
Of course they care, but I cover the female vocal range my brother can't.
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>>5992207
Hikigaya Hachiman
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>>5992266
Hi Hikki
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>>5992207
Tora Amano
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>>5992262
...Did you just eat the whole bag? I didn't even get a slice...
>With a dejected expression, he passes you another bag of Russian Fudge.
You really should slow down, you know.
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>>5992265
Yaaay!
>Starts munching on potato chips.
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4 more
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>>5992249
I need more, I need better pictures! Lewder! more exciting! Readers aren't gonna be buying if they don't see something explicit capture their attention on the front page!
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>>5992268
Kill yourself.
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>>5992276
Hoshi Ryouma
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>>5992262
Can I have some?
>>5992263
haha! That was funny!
Let me try!
Knock knock!
>>5992265
I thought his sister did that! Miku!
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>>5992281
Oh.
Sorry.
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>>5992276
Negan
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>>5992280
>lewder
Make sure to give me half the cut when you sell this to Play Girl Japan.
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>>5992274
It's okay! I can eat it.
>Starts eating more fudge.
>>5992284
Nope!
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>>5992280
>poses seductively
This is all I can do, bro, anymore homo and I'll go completely homo.
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>>5992256
Dumpass
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>>5992276
Rantaro Amami
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>>5992287
No you're not, don't you lie to me, fucker.
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>>5992284
...
I-I didn't even finish the joke yet, my friend...
>>5992296
I really would suggest that you save some for later, my friend. I only have so many bags of fudge.
>He sighs.
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>>5992310
S-sorry
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>>5992293
>>5992297
Eh? Who said anything about you guys getting a cut?
>Snap snap snap snap
My paper, my money. But your donations of erotic photography are greatly appreciated!
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>>5992275
>A faint smile grows on Kaiko's face.
Hmm..
>>5992284
Miku has a male twin though, his name is Mikuo, so it's something we all have, twins I mean.
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>>5992316
>
Keep going. I know how great I am. I know this'll sell. I know I'll make it big time. Women with taste can't keep their eyes off a man like me.
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>>5992318
>miku has a male twin
>Mikuo
>not Mike
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>>5992313
I can't do that, because then I'm not eating it right now!
>>5992318
>Absent-minded chip eating.
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>>5992296
Why not? I offered to let you pet me!
>>5992313
Oh! I thought that was the punchline! Because KGB breaks into your home and kills you after that!
Ok, whose there?
>>5992318
Who is more popular? You or him?
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1 more
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>>5992324
Huh? Women?
>She takes more up close and personal pictures
My night time paper has about a 90% male readership you know. Now take off your clothes.
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>>5992337
Sumireko
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>>5992335
It's my candy!
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>>5992337
Nino
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Check it, 5 minutes for changes or a surprise swaps
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>>5992344
Hold up for a second. Did you just say 90% male readership? I thought all the people in your land were female? Where's 90% man coming from!?
>>5992366
Hey, you even got my title in there! Impressive.
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>>5992366
I'm sleepy! Swap me out!
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>>5992327
>Well it's Japan so...
>>5992328
>Kaiko hugs the girl.
Hmph.. I suppose me and him both love kids..
>>5992335
Him, I'm not an official Vocaloid.
>>5992366
Oh.. I'm okay with this district.
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>>5992207
Squigly
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>>5992366
>he actually entered cumdumpster
ha get fucked maria
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>>5992350
>takes a lolipop in a blink of an eye
Danke!
>>5992386
you are a bootleg?
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>>5992328
Yes, but you save some for later, дa? It is not something too hard to grasp, my friend - it's easy in concept!
>>5992335
Well, that too, but that's not the punchline--
>He lightly taps you on the cheek, grinning all the while.
The KGB asks the questions here!
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>>5992366
Swap please
>>5992387
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>>5992366
Swap
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>>5992366
I accept this challenge.
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>>5992375
Firstly, most of Gensokyo's girls don't really appreciate being featured on the front page. Hmp. And secondly, the men of that human village LOVE to eat this stuff up! And thirdly, the Bunbunmaru paper has proudly expanded it's coverage to the hunger games arena!
Oh, and that one place next door with all the loud moaning.
>>5992366
Alright, I think that's enough erotica for one evening. Time to report on grisly manslaughter!
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>>5992379
>>5992366
>Falls out of the sky
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Post memes
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>>5992398
Ooh, clever!
Can I go now?
Knock knock!
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>>5992399
>>5992403
I am indebted to you two. It'a amazing how one can take up hours of your time.
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>>5992386
Haha! That's funny.
>>5992397
>Strange. The girl's still holding her lollipop.
>You must've just missed your grab or something.
Danke? That's a funny word!
>>5992398
Hmm, but I'm sleeping later.
Bye-bye!
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>>5992421
Ah, why not? I'd be happy to listen to one more joke - who's there?
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>>5992408
Mi amigo, surely you have enough heart in you to delete those, right? I don't want men looking at me like that.
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>>5992398
>Hands you a stone mask.
Do not ask questions just keep this for the time being.
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>>5992426
Don't mention it.
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>>5992397
No, I'm a byproduct of changing his vocal setting to a point.
>>5992426
Yeah yeah, just don't die immediately.
>>5992428
Yeah it is.. But have a goodnight Akane-chan...
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Bloodbath!
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>>5992428
I meant tomorrow, not tonight... Ah, I may as well let you go now. Good night, Aкaнэ! Have a good rest!
>>5992434
...?
>He takes the mask, studying it closely.
You picked a bad time to give it to me, but I shall not ask any questions. I shall take care of it - whatever it is supposed to be, that is!
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>>5992432
To delete a photo is to destroy a very moment of time, forever to be lost. So no! If it helps, I'm sure there are plenty of guys that would find you attractive.
>>5992434
What's a maid doing having shady deals in the middle of the night?
>>5992443
...Well, I guess the food is nice, but pictures of grills aren't going to draw in viewers!
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>>5992443
Make sure to keep my burger bloody.
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>>5992428
Then where did this lolipop come from?
>>5992430
Gestapo!
>>5992441
How high can your voice go?
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>>5992443
>"A capital idea, Sienna! Among the safest as well."
Truly, it's quite boring. Look at everyone having fun.
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>>5992456
Gestapo, who? I've a feeling that one of us will be hurt after this, and I am sure it won't be you...
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>>5992452
Y-You mean it...? You're not just lying to me to get my permission to use those photos?
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>>5992452
It is nothing of the sorts. It is simply I need a friend to hold on for me.
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>>5992443
Day 1
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>>5992490
Just a few five min...utes...
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>>5992472
Into the camps you go!
>snickers
Very funny ja?
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>>5992490
If we live to see the next one, should I 'go" as a zombie once again?
>>5992481
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_koyorin__ce7208c8b7ae25e65ddd1096fcef31ce.jpg
If you fail to have this.
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>>5992456
I'm a machine too ya'know, so higher than you could hear.
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>>5992490
Huh? What? I'm not looking at your test...
...
>Takes a picture of the test
>>5992480
Never, kid. In fact, why don't you go next door and ask? I will 100% guarantee that they will say yes! And I'll even follow you!
A couple feet away.
Behind some trees.
>>5992481
Wow, you made friends here? I never would have guessed.
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>>5992504
I don't know...cats have very good ears!
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>>5992490
Night 1
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>>5992499
Hm...
>Ivan ponders on how funny it is, his hand on his chin.
It is definitely amusing! I do not know about "laugh-out-loud" funny, but, yes, it was amusing. The joke I made earlier can be used as a prank, you know!
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>>5992505
Well well welly well well! If I were the old me I would've done that without thinking, but you're not so lucky. I want that camera of yours right now so I can delete those photos.
>>5992514
I guess I'll go with the usual Vampire costume! Can't go wrong with a fad, yeah?
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>>5992449
Thank you Russia, I am forever in your debt.
>>5992500
(Already have it but thank you.)
>>5992505
Why? Is it surprising it?
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>>5992524
But on who?
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>This much autism in one thread.
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>>5992514
I much rather speak about you! How do you do... miss?
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>>5992512
Oh? So you wish for me to hit at pitch to hurt your ears?
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>>5992514
Day 2
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>>5992535
>stating the obvious
it's like you just got here
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>>5992546
G-Give me the damn photos a-already...!
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>>5992526
>>5992546
You can't get in the way of the truth! Those pictures are gonna get published and the world will see you exactly as you truly are!
>She blows him away with a magic gust of wind
>>5992533
I don't know Sakuya, do the people here treat throwing knives as a custom greeting?
...
Actually, if they do, I want a picture of that. Could you throw knives at someone for me?
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>>5992545
No! Im just saying...
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>>5992533
Do not worry about it, дa? I'm always happy to help out on whatever it is that's needed - it is Russian hospitality! I must head off to bed now, but if you ever need me for something, just come up to me and ask, alright? Farewell!
>>5992534
That is up to you to decide, ufufu~ I must head off to bed for now, but let's just say that... It would be a fun prank to do on Kaito, I'd say. If you don't mind having your hand hurt, that is! Good night! I don't feel uneasy around you at all, now!
>>5992546
Thank you for hosting, Brian, and congratulations to whoever wins in advance!
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, everyone!
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>>5992546
*looking at he pumpkin, it's almost like it's face was melting off with how it now looks*
Wouldn't you be scared if you saw someone make this face?
>>5992561
Sleep well.
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>>5992546
Night 2
>>5992561
Night Vanya
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>>5992561
Goodnight!
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>>5992546
Keep your eyes on your own paper miss.
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>>5992557
And I'm only saying I can go as high as I need, a robots voice doesn't break.
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>>5992556
>Subaru dies in vain as his attempts to persuade fall flat
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>>5992556
I don't throw knives at people for fun. The only reason why you are always greeted with knives because you are trespassing the Mistress's manor.
>>5992561
Yes, also make sure that blood does not get on that mask when someone is wearing it.
>Sakuya bows before disappearing into the darkness.
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>>5992568
Day 3
>>5992572
It's not your paper I'm looking at.
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>>5992568
You're doing a great job sir! Could you maybe shoot them up close so that I can capture the fights better on my camera?
>>5992578
>Takes a picture of the corpse.
I wonder if I should drag this over next door...
>>5992579
Taking pictures from outside the windows doesn't count as trespassing. And you guys leave the doors open plenty of times, that's basically an open invitation I say!
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>>5992578
>Prepares to eat with a bowl of rice
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>>5992568
I apologize in advance. If it makes you feel any better, you are a worthy rival.
>"There's no reason to lie, milady."
*After the statement, Leviathan unleashes a torrent of flames onto the poor soul*
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>>5992585
...Wait. How many days has it been since I drank anything?
....uh oh...
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>>5992587
>>5992590
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>>5992585
Arena! Winner next slide.
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>>5992600
>Cooks
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>>5992585
Thank the trinity we have a bunch of time. This is dreadfully long.
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Goodnight everyone!
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>>5992590
>>5992600
>>5992610
Now how am I supposed to take a picture if his body's stuck in the oven?
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>>5992614
>kissu then spanks
good night sweetcheeks
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>>5992587
That is trespassing.
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>>5992605
Night 3
>>5992614
Goodnight Schrodinger
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>>5992614
Goodnight or whatever.
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>>5992621
Congrats!
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>>5992610
>respawns behind her
You're not supposed to eat humans.
>>5992616
The same way you took it when I was undressing for your scam.
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>>5992614
Farewell.
>>5992621
Well done, Ms. Nino. Thank you for having us, sir.
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>>5992626
Placements! Thanks for playing and for the event ideas
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>>5992621
Congratulations Nino.
Thank you for hosting.
>Kaiko
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>>5992632
Thanks for hosting mate.
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