/sug/ Steven Universe General - Jobbered Edition Last Threa

>>5984727
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS

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>>5984742
lapis bends

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Is there greater voice acting than in this scene?

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Here we go.

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Jasper is the Suki of SU, she will join very late game into the series, have little time for real development, and will only have a role in the final boss fight. You know this is true.

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>>5984755
b e n d s

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>>5984727
Behold
Garnet's archnemesis!!

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Watch this

Looks like I'm too early to the party to lurk
I'll be back tomorrow

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>>5984755
Lapis looked so good in this scene, why does Zuke vary so wildly in talent. I hope xir at least tries to go for Barn Mates tier in Gem Harvest.

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What if I told you they're not that spicy?

>>5984822
nice dubs

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>zuke got juked
>legacy servers deconfirmed

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Go on, try to debate me, I already know I'll win in the end.

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Oh man, I missed all the drama.

Zuke finally came out as an all out tumblrina huh?

It's pretty obvious considering her tumblr tier fan-fiction writing and her autistic shipping habits, but damn...

I can't even say I'm mad. I'm just disappointed.

Even though I already know she's probably completely destroyed them by now, I hope she doesn't make Lapis and Peridot any worse than what we've seen so far.

>>5984738
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8

>>5984848
>Lapidot confirmed the most tumblr of ships
>led by Lauren "genderfluid" Zuke
>faggots still stand behind it
It's like you're trying to look retarded.

>>5984848
Literally who?

>>5984830
Lies. Bald faced lies.

>>5984888
>888
Chekt

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5984915

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>tfw my balls are itchy again
Damn it why

Lapis being impregnated by Corrupt Jasper while Peridot jerks it in the corner while crying.

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not going for super-great drawings, just kinda messing around/trying to work with depth. hows it look here?

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>>5984945

http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/152265510279/thanks-everyone
Who is she thanking

>>5984950
The pose and depth are pretty nice

So did Rose love Pearl romantically or not? From watching the show it seems that she didn't but you never know

>>5984871
Wait what?

>>5984958
You don't. The hatebase is out of hand

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>>5984907
But what if?

>>5984958
Why would you feel the need to justify anything to the faggots here?

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Nonbinary is a valid gender :^) I love xir :^)) xi is not doing it to feel special no way :^))))))

>>5984848
Why would this be a problem? She is cute and a good voice actor.
>>5984897
t. Amedot.
Don't you have to go bully someone for shipping something you disagree with, with the rest of tumblr?

>>5984973
Zuke came out as non-binary. Confirmed for pure tumblr trash.

>>5984988
>transtender

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>>5984958
Hatebase on /co/ is horrendously bad.
But any Hatebase is cancerous so why feel the need to justify?

>>5984848
>I already know I'll bury my head in the sand in the end.

>>5984970
becky says she did, but there's obviously more to it that we'll have to wait for since there's townie eps and lapidot shit to wade through

>>5984958
4chan is one of the best places to discuss shit about the show, the majority of the fandom is fucked yo.

>>5984968
for acknowledging this groundbreaking and shocking news

>>5984997
Who said it's a problem, some delusional people still think her voicing a Lapidot fusion is improbable somehow.

>>5985005
Well, fi did say nonbinary. Fi could be a tendergender one day and a fendergender the next.

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lapiven

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>>5984958
You say you like it because Pearl is a cuck. A lot of people in 4chan find cucks hilarious as well as mocking lesbians. It's worked for me so far.

>>5984970
Short answer: no

Long answer: She loved her like a sister/daughter but she also obviously played with Pea'rl's feelings by pretending they were together

>>5985040
CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON

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>>5985040
lapidot

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sorry for late update
doing space pearl

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>>5985060
lel

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>>5985075

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What's you're favourite thing about me anon?

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>>5985075

https://discord.gg/4ZjJRTz my steven universe discord

>>5985086
Nothing

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>>5985002
>non-binary
You mean that fucking non-existent "gender" that was made up by a bunch of wannabe special snowflakes? Yeah, can't say I'm surprised.

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https://modestmondays.tumblr.com/post/152179924703/the-raid
>pic
Mhm, that's almost definitely the Beta kindergarten in SOW

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>>5985086
Ur kyut

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>>5984755
I hate Lapis now, she barely even resembles herself anymore. They got rid of her indent and basic hair style.

Now everyone just makes her face a curved triangle and adds the stupid new emo messy cut. Hell I've never liked Lapis but at least she used to look like she wasn't a Linkin Park fan.

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>>5984988
zuke a shit

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>>5985045
>She loved her like a sister/daughter

Your dick I guess

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>>5984997
>>5984848
Shhhhut

>>5984897
Fuck it, it was called lapidot hell for a reason

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>>5985075

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/co/ is gonna make fun of us when they hear about zuke!

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>>5985106

>>5985045
Yeah I kind of guessed so. that song she sung in MR. greg and the figures in the clouds implied that she was together with Pearl but not really

>>5985071
yay!

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>>5985040
>>5985065
Lapivendot

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>>5985091

>>5985116
>using the cutest pic of her

>>5985143
uggo retardo

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>>5985104
reminder that malachite was the equivalent of a slutty teacher punishing a naughty student with sex

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>>5985106
cry more perifag

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>>5985143
>cutest

>>5985108
Zuke a shit

>>5984978
Yum.

I'd join you but I'm on mobile.

>>5985143
That's pretty sad if that's the cutest pic of her.

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>>5985128
Oh great, we're just Adventure Time now.

>>5985161
I hate her too.

>>5984958

>how do i justify liking it to 4chan?

Why do you need to?

>>5985086
Nothing you're the worst gem and you should be shattered

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>>5985135
Lapiven

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>>5985096
Why do you always hurt me anon...

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>>5985184
of course it's the retardo pearlfag

>>5985108
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE

>>5985091
I think it's pretty canon that Pearl thirsts for Garnet

But with >>5985075 it's just a nice moment that shows that Peri's worried about her friend getting triggered and that they're cloe enough for physical contact now

>>5985184
>we're just Adventure Time now

Steven hasn't been made into a complete loser as he gets pushed to the sidelines in order to focus on Pearl'sgay shenanigans.


Yet.

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>>5984768
it makes me want to kill myself desu

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>>5985208
Wrong again faggot ass Lapissfag.
I'm a Marthafag.

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>>5985215
this isn't about cute and real emotional moments anon this is about shipping and memes

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>>5985215
>I think it's pretty canon that Pearl thirsts for Garnet
No it isnt
>inb4 screenshot of their fusion dance

>>5985106
The HW gems looked their best in their introductions.
>Lapis' hair, mirror eyes, darker color scheme
>Peridot's lemon hancers
>Jasper's fancy cape

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Because maybe,
you're gonna be the one that saves me.
And after all,
you're my wonderwall.

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Lars is kinda gay

>>5985222
If you're talking about bubbline that only shows up like 1 in every 30 episodes

The empty artsy bullshit was AT's real downfall

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>>5985108
zuke a shit

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>>5985241
Just another flavor of stupid Odysseus Complex-tier fags thinking people care about their ugly opinions

>>5985254
Pearl thrists for anyone whose:
>Taller than her
>Tells her what to do
>Is powerful

She's pathetic like that.

>>5985278
Anally insert a turkey baster full of hydrochloric acid and squeeze the rubber end until it's all empty

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>>5985298
It's better than thinking people care about their ugly Lapis.

>>5985254
That screenshot is pretty hard proof
You don't have to be in love with someone to wanna fuck them

>>5985235
>Jasper could grip the shaft and murder someone with blunt force with the balls

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>>5985306
Then why does she also thirst for Amethyst?

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>>5985315
>calling anything ugly when posting that thing unironically
pearlfags are disgusting

>>5985257
Jasper looked her worst in her introduction, the cape did not fix that

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>>5985315
Lapis is (((perfect)))

>>5985306
Mystery Girl isn't powerful and has ever told her what to do

>>5985324
steven what r u doing

>>5985257
Out of all those things, the one I miss most is the cape.

I just want the CG's to find it. Imagine Amethyst finding it and putting it on only to be comically big so she keeps tripping.

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>>5985316
So I take it Amethyst and Garnet wanna bang too

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>>5985335
They forget her lips on the first clear shot

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>>5984762
Pretty interesting end. Thanks for sharing it. Do you think you might write more stories?

>>5985298
>Odysseus Complex
anon no

>>5985324
Because she's powerful and when they fuse Pearl herself becomes powerful. You don't have to meet all of her standards in order for her to thirst for someone.

>>5985324
She's very assertive with her butt. The forceful and in-her-face lewdness makes up for her small size

>>5985360
>he actually doubts this

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>>5985282
>Lars' teeth are the same as Jasper's
>Lars and Jasper are both dickholes
>Lars and Jasper are both orange
>Lars and Jasper both have feelings for someone who tried to rape them
>Lars and Jasper are both supposedly lonely
>Lars and Jasper are hated by everyone
>Lars almost got killed by his autistic ex-friend while Jasper got poofed by her autistic ex-friend
what did they mean by this

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>>5985334
Not a Pearlfag you butt. Why don't you hop over here and I'll show you just how much of a fag I really am.

>>5985363
She slid her lips over to the opposite corners of her mouth to better emulate a look of disdain

>>5985360
Neither of them look turned on

But I wouldn't doubt it though, who wouldn't wanna bang Garnet

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>>5985367
O E D I P U S

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>>5985372
>>5985373
It's not any of that. Amethyst is the opposite of what Pearl likes that is why Pearlmethyst will be endgame.

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>>5985366
I dunno man, I liked writting it, but I don't think it's all that great, did you enjoy it?

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>>5985377
>Jasperfag trying this hard to make his shit waifu seem relevant

>>5985377
lars is cheese bread confirmed

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>>5985298
So you're saying Lars and his mom get it on? I would like to see some proof of this claim if you happen to have any.

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>>5985377
That Lars and Jasper are going to fuck and make a super orange autistic strong gem/human baby.

>>5985377
Lars will fuse with Jasper and defeat Homeworld by kicking the cluster into WD's face

Lapis is fucking trsh and Lapissfags should be gassed

>>5985402
No anon, Pearl is just a pathetic slut that needs someone to tell her what to do. It's what she was made for. It's the whole reason she even exists in the first place.

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>>5985471

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>>5985402
This anon speaks the truth.

>>5985377
Jasper is a fat orange retard thus = Ronaldo

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>>5985405
I enjoyed it. It wasn't super amazing but it was still a fun read. I don't read that much fanfiction/fan stories though so I might not be the greatest judge. If you enjoyed writing it I think you should try at least one more.

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>>5985454
>>5985453
If pic related is for real I'm 100% convinced it's Lars, just look at his head and look at the lines around the emoji

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>>5985471
Fuck off pearlfag cuck

>>5985496
what the fuck that image is so small
INDEEEXXXXEERR

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Bulimic

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>>5985377

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>>5985398
LARS DOES NOT FUCK HIS HOT MOM!

His mother would never tickle his balls while suckling on his tip until he makes drink all of his seed. She would never flip him over and drive her hips into his, pounding his delectable butt with her throbbing shaft until she coats his insides with her love.

>>5985377
Lars has aids

>>5985510
Look at the lower bit of steven's hand too, i think i see a little bit of Lar's square head.

>>5985523
It's from a flockdraw so it's small

>>5985549
And his shoulder in his other hand

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>>5985485
So that is why Pearlmethyst will be endgame. I see no other way this could possibly go. How can you ship anything else with Pearl or Amethyst in it

>>5985377
>>5985526
They also both have reality-warping hair.

>>5985536
can you
write a fanfic

>>5985550
shit really
man i can't even make out what it is really

>>5985510
that really looks like a frybo panel to me

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I will not let Lars die until he pisses himself

>>5985377
LARS IS GOING TO GET AIDS AND DIE JUST LIKE JASPER DID >>5985510

>>5985254
Cry for help

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>>5985581
uh oh is it piss fetish time again

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Rebecca's jacket is really cool

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>>5985509
Will do, but what would it be about? Any ideas?
Also how's your drawing going?

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>>5985596
it never ended

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>>5985596
you know it is

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Rolando looks great

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>>5985575

>>5985618
I wonder if she wore leather jackets in middle school

I bet she was really cool

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>>5985618
420 jacket sucrose does drugs to get her ideas she is a hack

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>>5985618
Do you think she has ever purged while wearing it?

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>>5985575
>can you
>write a fanfic

Oh god no. I'm terrible at writing, I couldn't possibly. Just imagine that all this gay art of Lars getting completely broken my cocks is actually him and his mom.

>>5985396
>legs readily spread wide open
>Amethyst goes for it like a hungry beast
>Pearl has to cover Steven's eyes

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>>5985629
alright lissen here big boi

>>5985377
>all the Lars and Jasper episodes are boarded by Raven and Paul
>Steven is practically the only one who has any sympathy for either of them
>Lars is a confirmed retard
>Jasper is a confirmed retard
you might be onto something there anon

>>5985636
She got bullied badly in school sadly

>>5985632
thanks

>>5985647
dooo it

>>5985669
by her mom

>>5985632
Is this one of those flockmod Becky drawings

>>5985377
>>5985526
TWINS

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>>5985130
almost there.

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>>5985647
See? I'm terrible at writing, I make so many spelling mistakes.

>>5985688
thanks for the update :)

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>>5985619
Not really sure what it could be about. I had a dream a while ago that I thought would make a nice story but I never wrote it down and now it's lost.
I keep drawing them too big to fit the spear correctly.

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>>5985639
The jacket is too nice, she wouldn't vomit while wearing that.
No puking until she is fully nude

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>>5985560
Well for one I don't ship anything that involves Pearl

Two, Amethyst doesn't seem like the kind of person to tie themselves down to one person.

And three, Pearl is practically Sugar's puppet and she'll probably end up using her to push the whole "you don't need someone to be happy" message.

I do like Opal though, so if Pearlmethyst = permanent Opal then I'd be all for it.

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>>5985659
What's up baby?

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>>5985679
her life is suffering

>>5985681
I think that one is Ian. Not sure though.

>>5985688
Why is she staring at a pic of Steven lustfully?

>>5985377
Peri = Ronaldo
Lapis = Sadie
Jasper = Lars
Sadie will leave Lars for a real man like Ronaldo and Lars will become a pining beta cuck.

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Oh what a shame, that's all the gay art of Lars I have.

Sorry anon, I wish I had more art that could be interpreted as Lars getting fucked by his mother's ferocious yet loving cock.

>>5985735
>Sadness = lust
maybe you're just a sadist.

>>5985735
She's crying over not getting to watch him sleep.

>>5985760
Man I really want a callback to that

>>5985713
I think Pearl will be the you don't need someone to be happy message as well though Jasper could also end up with it it would make a lot more sense with Pearl.

im gay XD

>>5985703
>nude puking
that actually sounds hot. I need art of rebecca puking while nude ASAP

>>5985787
t. Sapphire

>>5985777
As a Jaspearlfag this sucks really bad

>>5985777
>>5985713
> Pearl will be the you don't need someone to be happy message
God I'd much prefer it over mystery girl

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>>5985789

>>5985798
*deadshipfag

>>5985789
I grimaced so hard, I started laughing.

Thanks, faggot.

>>5985787
Shut up Steven.

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>>5985794
Fucking Casual.
You gotta say it with a passion.

I'm Gay~

>>5984822
>xir
what does that even mean?

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>>5985804
Me too. I'd like to see the you don't need someone to be happy message. I need it. I already know that but I'm still lonely. It probably wouldn't help me but still.

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>>5985865

>>5985777
>>5985804
Honestly I really hope so and I'd be a good message for Pearl, especially with her whole "not a slave anymore" thing. I hope she fucks up the Mystery Girl relationship and projects Rose onto her too much to the point that MG can't take it anymore and leaves her crazy ass.

>>5985789
She can't she is too busy praying to God she doesn't miscarry again.

>>5985865
I've put many a tilde behind certain quotes to further enhance their passion and gayness

>>5985876
No, no, no,
With PASSION!

I'm GAY~~

>>5985882
It is totally for Pearl

Jasper was never in a goddamn friendship let alone relationship

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>>5985896
im gay lolol

>>5985889
There's no point if she continues being bulimic. Her body will be too malnourished to carry a fetus and she will miscarry again.

>>5985804
I don't want this. I would have liked it more if Pearl would experience love properly not in the obsessive way that she did with Rose.

>>5985882
I hope that's how it goes down. Something like that. I think Pearl is probably projecting onto her a lot especially so soon after it being "over"

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>>5985777
Nice lucky trips.

Anyway yeah, I suppose Jasper pushing the message would kinda make sense but she's been foreverily corruptedized and loving it so that's not happening anytime soon. It'll go something like Mystery Girl doing something irresponsible like endangering Steven or some shit and then Pearl will realize she doesn't need to be with someone to be happy.

>>5985914
I'M NON BINARY XD

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>>5985702
Ah bummer, maybe I'll make one about when Pearl was still in HW, and the drawing looks nice, and the same used to happen to me a lot kek, sizes are really hard man, but I have to leave for a bit, I'll be back in like an hour or so see you later dev anon.

>>5985914
>blocking Peri's face

ZUKE IS REDEEMED

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>>5985943
/r/ing a Trump and Garnet fusion

>>5985924
I just hate mystery girl and loobc man

>>5985938
she only projects and self-inserts as Peridot, and since she hates herself she must also hate peridot and is intentionally sabotaging her

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>>5985934
See ya in a bit. If I end up falling asleep it was nice talking again and have a nice night.
I probably wont fall asleep yet though.

>>5985943
Garnet's waist looks so weird.

>>5985976
"Sabotage" is putting it lightly. She probably dreams of Lapis shattering her.

>>5985926
>it's over except not really
what's the point of Mr. Greg she probably still hates Greg like a bitch anyway

>>5985943
Man, I want to see Jasper overpower and rape Garnet

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>>5985969
You can fuse with her fucking foot up your ass.

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>>5986013
It's not rape if Sapphire wants it.

>>5986028
From who does Garnet get her phat ass from?

>>5986006
She never hated Greg

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>>5986028
It's too late, Garnet's pussy has been officially grabbed.

She is now #AllForTheWall

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>>5985981
Same to you bro, alright now I'm leavin.

>>5985822
That ship was stillborn

Like Becky's child.

>>5986013
i want Garnet to shove both of her dicks up Jasper's ass and impregnate her with dozens of Ruby and Sapphire offspring

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>>5986059
Guess.

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>>5986085

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How big do you think Martha's cock is? Do you think Lars worships it?

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Steven is a lucky boy

>>5986100
That's not the one I had in mind. Maybe I have to summon it.

EGG EGG EGG

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>>5986092
Why does this exist?

>>5986123
Man I want to be with pearl so bad
m a i w a i f u

>>5986111
Longer than Lapis' leg and thicker than Jasper's fist.

>>5985298
>Odysseus Complex
close but no cigar my friend

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>>5986125

>>5986123
I love my Nigerian Head of State Loli MILF.

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>>5986125
FROG FROG FROG

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>>5986123

>>5986131
To torment you.

Nah, idrk why

>>5986155
Becky please, return the frog before the sacrifice is completed.

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>>5986194
Get out of here, pearl

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Is she redpilled?

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>>5984738
>Will never worship her belly
>She will never have me force feed her people so she can get bigger and bigger.

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>>5986178
MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE

>>5986252
ehh

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>>5986125
>>5986155
>>5986276
Sacrifice accepted

>>5986252
Muscle Jasper > Fat Jasper

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>>5986290
Too bad muscle Jasper isn't canon

SU doesn't have any original characters
You have the wise stoic guru in Garnet
The token lesbian duo in Ruby and Sapphire
The self-hating fatty in Amethyst
The yandere obsessed with one person on Pearl
The emo cunt with issues in Lapis
autistic meme in Peridot
Villain that always jobs and is a cunt for no reason in Jasper
Faggot MC who is all-loving talking about friends and family in Steven

>>5986276
Fuck

>>5986288
FUCK

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Is she not a qt autistic meme lesbian anymore :(

>>5986330
>Lesbian duo
I mean you can describe them better then that, but they still aren't original in any means.

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>>5985104
>https://modestmondays.tumblr.com/post/152179924703/the-raid
post yfw Bismuth and Garnet forcing the Beta Kindergarten jaspers to be born early and then murdering them is a metaphor for the violence of abortions and Rebecca announces that she is pro-life and pro-Trump after the episode explaining this is over

>>5986326
Lapologists still make me laugh.

>>5986342
>showing off that much gum when laughing

Jasper would be proud

>>5986342
So she's deciding her pronouns right now?

>>5986355
There is nothing to their personalities besides muh Ruby and muh Sapphire

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>>5986330
Yeah SU is a typical shonen shit anime whose characters can be attributed to any other basic trope in media that everyone loves anyway, what else is new.
Now when will Steven learn Haoshoku Haki?

>>5986382
You know for a fact that's not true.

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>>5986356

I will never be able to die happy till I hug lapis and smell her hair

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>>5986356

>>5986365
Yep, he has to make sure they're special and meaningful to him.

>>5986411
Oh right Sapphire is cold and calculating and Ruby is hot headed. So much character depth. So original. So revolutionary

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>>5986424
You can hug me

>>5986330
I'm pretty sure if your just break it down to the simplistic like that, most every character in any work of fiction comes out sounding unoriginal and uninspired.

The important thing is the characters are complex enough to evolve beyond the simplified description tied to them, which about half those characters are.

>>5986441
Yeah, i said there weren't original, but there's still a lot more to them then just the lesbian duo.

>>5986417
I can't see this image without thinking of the "Kimberly brooks crashes NYCC" greentext.

°

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>>5986479

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>>5986465

>>5986479
>>5986488
.°.
-

>>5986424
I bet if you cosplayed as Steven at a con you could get some qts dressed as Lapis to hug you.

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>>5986471

even though zuke is an absolute tumblrfuck i still like her comic, and log date was pretty cool

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>>5986520
FAT

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>>5986529

>>5986530
>implying 9/10ths of the crew aren't complete tumblrfucks

>>5986449
None of those characters go beyond what I just described about them though. Notice how every other scene featuring said character will undoubtedly involve what I just described
>Steven: muh love muh friendship
>Garnet: FUSION
>Amethyst: sulking and I hate myself so much
>Pearl: Rose this Rose that
>Peridot: lol look at how crazy I am!
>Lapis: sulking depressive bitch
>Jasper: I'm better than all of you
>ruby and Sapphire: I'm so dependent on my lover

>>5986530
Rachel & Penny and Logdate both suck ass and you have shit taste

>>5986499
Nice pic, nice digits.

You're a hero.

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>>5986557

>>5986563
>I WANT A CHARACTER TO BE OOC AND NOT HAVE THEIR DISTINCTIVE CHARACTER TRAITS IN EVERY SCENE
thank god you're not a writer retard

>>5986563
Rather than argue out each of those characters, I'll ask you, can you name a show (preferably /co/ related, since it's more likely we'd both be familiar with it, if it's not, whatever, I'll get over it.) with characters that can't be classified in same manner you just used?

>>5986563
>every other
So you are saying you know that those are the core parts of who they are as people, and that they have interactions that aren't about those core parts a lot of the time, but you want to shitpost anyway.

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>>5986641

>>5986633
ATLA?

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>>5986610

>>5986659
>Aang
>MUH RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING AVATAR EVEN THOUGH I WANT THINGS
>Katara
>MUH FRIENDSHIP WITH EVERYONE EVEN VILLIANS
>Sokka
>I WANNA BE A MAN LIKE MY DAD

SWEATY FEMININE

>ywn consensually shoot your gemfu in the back of the head

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Do you think the rest of the crew is mean to Zuke :(

>>5986752
i hope so

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Zuke is a _____?

>>5986729
nose.

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>>5986752
I'm going to be mean to her now because she became an uncontrollable autist

>>5986736
I would take out my AK-47 and shoot Peridot in the face.

>>5986782
QT

>>5986782
Joke.

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>>5986782
cool dude with an attitude.