/sug/ Steven Universe General - Bad Day Edition
Last Thread: >>5974566
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
SPICY
Here we go.
>>5981249
Jasper is fat
I hate myself
lapis pissbending whenehw gnidnebssip sipal
>>5981271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
BALDING
>>5981287
>>5981275
RIP Pearl, got herself murdercocked.
>>5981293
w h e n e h w g n i d n e b s s i p s i p a l
>>5981274
I hate you too.
IT'S
INSIDE
OUT
THE
NUTSACK
>>5981274
lol, fag
>>5981300
>>5981299
BOILD POIL
>>5981319
>>5981301
PEARL is dead. She died in Beach City the day before yesterday. This announcement will startle many, but few will be grieved by it.
Pearl penises are disgusting
>>5981331
Why did they have to be closed to the public?
>>5981262
>>5981301
Oh no! Pearl is getting murdercocked!
>tfw no art of pearl dressed as tito dick
>>5981296
adorable present for you
Hell is a real place where we will go.
>>5981355
>>5981355
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5981388
>>5981388
Pearl's penis is soft like a baby
>>5981398
Pearl's penis is non-existent, like your taste.
SHE'S BIGGER
FASTER
AND STRONGER TOO
SHE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DEEDEE CREW
HUH
>>5981398
Like a baby's penis? That's fucked up, man.
>>5981402
*like your penis
>>5981274
Stop being such a crybaby Jasper
>>5981413
KEK
>>5981418
Will she ever move on?
I'm honestly disgusted by all the Pearl dick and why Pearl is always the one with the dick. Take manly gems like Jasper or Ruby if you live dick so much.
lapiven
>>5981459
but it's feminine dick
>>5981459
>rubis
>manly
>>5980857
>>5981469
>feminine
>dick
Pick one, faglord.
>>5981371
Mimikyu daiyo
Who is your /sug/ waifu?
>that one femanon who wants bad pearl to impregnate her with her horsecock
>>5981459
Ruby can't even compete
>>5981437
Yes, to a more pumpkiny way of life
>>5981497
I'll only be happy if she gets baked into a lovely pumpkin pie.
>>5981484
>Even needing to ask
>>5981497
Japser needs to
SPREAD HER SEED
>>5981484
I hate everyone here.
>>5981507
No, keep your vore fetish out of this
>>5981484
The answer is...
ME!
>>5981459
this
Pearl was Garnet's cocksleeve, and besides her lack of a dick is why Rose ignored her in favor of human men
>>5981484
wallanon
When I think about dying one of the first thing I think of is wanting to see how this show turns out
>>5981527
Ugh sadiefags
>>5981518
Actually, I was gonna suggest that they leave her that way, but eating her works too.
>>5981484
>>5981527
Same, then I remember that it's been going downhill.
jajajajajajaja
>>5981481
The cutest pikaclone by far. It's definitely taken the spot as my shouldermon. Sorry spritzee.
>>5981484
yes
>>5981549
>This shitposter is a shitskin
Can't say I'm surprised by this.
>>5981539
a tiny bit of good taste mixed in with a sea of bad taste
>>5981539
>male waifus
>>5981522
Oh shit, it's dio
>>5981539
Goddamn you are stupid.
>>5981544
only the last 2 have been not as great in my opinion at least
>>5981484
Anybody who posts lapis and/or peri or hw trio pics I haven't seen before
>>5981561
Pink Diamond is breast diamond
Excuse the irony that she's DFC here
>>5981549
lapidotfags are the reason Steven Universe was a mistake
>>5981484
Hooray for Lapis ;_; anon
Always and forever.
This is my favorite gem. I think she is cute. Please don't bully me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdTf3yJ2Ay8
>>5981602
She is cute
It's ok anon.
>>5981527
>>5981544
okay, I'll make another survey. I guess it's time.
>>5981559
I never though anyone would respond to my little post...
Thank you, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_dO3mMboQ
>>5981602
She's pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Nf4ChOapY
>>5981589
>>5981588
The last 2 seasons
>>5981589
>>5981602
>>5981549
>Lapis/Peridot fusion
>Voiced by Ashley Birch
I will throw my damn monitor out the window if this is true
How do you find a hobby, /sug/?
I feel like part of my reason for feeling crummy is not having something I'm passionate about of some way to pass the time
>>5981527
same
sometimes I wonder if the only reason i haven't done something stupid is because I wanna see how the show ends
>>5981620
Why wouldn't I, I love mimikyu!
You got any SuMo favorites?
>>5981484
>>5981629
>>5981652
My waifus
Casual cheeto puff butt in the buff
>>5981669
Why?
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>5981669
stream pls
>>5981549
It's gonna be Mystery girl and you know it.
>>5981703
No, that's Dwayne Michael Carter
>>5981703
I hope not
I hope she'd have a deeper/cool voice
>>5981692
kys
>>5981678
No, not really. My circle's Pokemon Gen Gem Universe was supposed to be a hit though, but it looks like it'll still be another five years...
Problems with scenario design and how best to implement the events of the scenario.
>>5981589
love me you cunt
>>5981602
Your favorite gem is shit
>>5981722
I do, faggot
>>5981703
I would be more angry if it was this. Literally the worst possible choice for a character no one cares about except pearlfag cucks
>>5981589
am i your waifu,anon?
>>5981722
But, you're not my waifu because I've seen that one before. But I love you
Bring back
>>5981589
Meme trio a shit
>>5981680
>>5981747
Lemon hancers
>>5981549
you know she's probably only recently been allowed to tweet this as her character appearance is coming up.
Well shit it is happening.
>>5981725
I asked nicely.
which gem lowkey likes to nap
>>5981744
Unfortunately no but I love you too
>>5981756
2k16
>>5981703
we all know that she will be voice acted by papa burch
>>5981484
you all
>>5981762
These two.
>>5981762
Pearl probably, now that she knows how to sleep.
>>5981762
roobies
>>5981762
>>5981792
Rubies are too hyperactive to sleep.
>>5981747
>>5981756
>>5981767
>toss lemmy honsers into sea like a fuck
>peridot becomes garbage
WOW
>>5981703
>Birch isn't a celeb so the crew can actually afford to have her show up as often as they want
>MG is a character that's already been introduced, as opposed to the hypothetical lapidot fusion
>Birch is mostly known for voicing punk characters
it only makes sense
>But what will happen in Gem Harvest?
Who fucking knows? When you're only evidence for something is that there's no evidence against it then you have a bad argument my guy
>>5981484
I only want Pearl to father my children
i hopal for opal
>>5981745
I need to earn your love.
>>5981777
I can't stop seeing Sapphire's mouth has her closed eyelid.
>>5981792
>>5981806
nah dude
Your main fetish must be incorporated in the next Steven Universe episode
How do you make it work?
>>5981812
>>5981806
That's why it's low key
It's an occasional thing when they dumb too hard and wear themselves out
>>5981823
yah dood
>>5981825
>creampies
>>5981822
*as
>>5981767
I really wish homeworld trio was a thing
>>5981825
>biting
>>5981825
>armpits
Pretty easy
>>5981825
"Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump"
futa Gems x Steven
>>5981812
blame amethyst
>>5981812
They were an awesome, unique design element on top of their utility
>>5981825
>Scat
>It's a Peridot episode
>>5981757
Ian said a new character is being voiced in the fall, whether it's a lapidot fusion or not birch is very likely voicing someone in gem harvest
>>5981589
>>5981867
What if it's white diamond
>>5981812
>mfw I love smol and enhancer Peri
>mfw I have no face
> All this pearl dick making me question if I'm gay
>>5981813
Thanks to that leaked pic with the turkey and wedding cake we know there's going to be a feast of some kind so it's possible Pearl will invite Mystery Girl to it
>>5981825
peridot plays with Lapis's feet, why not?
>>5981855
One day
One fuckin day
>>5981825
Corrupt Jasper force copulates with Lapis and inflates her with dog egg sperm while Peridot is tied up in the corner sobbing and with an erection.
>>5981825
Dick girls
Pearl episode where she dicks MG
>>5981865
The blaster was the best part
>>5981900
I hope Jasper doesn't wear her helmie in class
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/152265510279/thanks-everyone
What did Zuke mean by this?
>>5981872
Please be this from that one SpongeBob episode.
Please go ahead, how are you?
https://www.strawpoll.me/11499370
https://www.strawpoll.me/11499370
>>5981919
he's not sure what his preferred pronouns are going to be, but any are fine right now apparently.
>open tumblr
>check Zuke's blog
>tfw Zuke got juked out of her own gender
>>5981947
that wasn't meant to be directed at you, sorry.
Post sad
i'm done watching this show if lapis and peridot fuse
>>5981900
Check out that assssscot on Jasper.
>>5981944
I want to fucking kill myself
Remember when they animated a scene dedicated to Jasper's detailed ass crack
>>5981939
>>5981947
>>5981953
>cheetoh
>>5981893
It's not gay if you like feminine dicks.
>>5981947
>>5981953
Shockingly, I think I just found a way to hate Zuke even more.
>>5981825
>toys
no
>>5981984
Garnet still has the better ass.
>>5981963
see ya next month, even if it doesn't happen in gem harvest it's almost inevitable
>>5981947
>>5981953
>>5981974
>>5981986
>>5982002
juked the fuck out of those xx chromosomes, eh?
>>5981947
This isn't real... Is it?
>>5981960
>>5982008
*in storyboards
>>5981976
what is wrong, anon.
>>5981963
Nothing wrong with them fusing, only that it's probably too soon. Makes much more sense for Lapis to do it with Peri than any of the CG ever. I'm calling only Lapidot, Lapiven, and stable malachite by endgame for her
>>5981953
each day it gets harder for me to justify liking this show to others
>>5981953
>a gender for not having a gender
explain
>>5981974
>>5982002
>>5982018
>people legitimately care
I just don't understand why it matters
>>5982008
I dont like negresses, rather I can't help but stare at Pearl's bony ass
>>5981984
Second only to this.
>>5982032
Just sjw bs
>>5982036
Perifags.
>>5981953
why wouldn't you want to be a pure cutie grill, even if your kinda fat and ugly
>>5981999
is it gay if you're a grill into feminine dicks?
>>5982032
It's not about not having a gender, it's about not identifying strictly as male or female.
I think the idea of "gender" is silly regardless, the only objective metric is sex, and anything else is just feeling.
>>5981953
>>5981947
>>5981939
someone just put her out of her misery
>>5982036
>I don't understand why people care about a boarded/writer with a tendency to shoehorn in her personal beliefs into the show suddenly going full tumblr
>>5982053
Why is that your assumption?
I don't even like peridot. I mean, she's better than lapis, but that's not saying much.
I thought I couldn't possibly hate Puke more.
>>5981953
That settles it, I'm dropping this show. Wish me luck.
>>5982008
pearl has the tighter, athletic ass... too bad her sash thing covers it now. that's probably why they added it :'(
>>5982066
Is it going to change anything? She was always full tumblr, now she's just out, and Becky is bi too. The show is already gay as fuck, what can they even add at this point?
>>5982074
See you in like, 20 minutes.
>>5982074
See you next week.
>>5982032
some tumblr bullshit that magically appeared around 2011
>>5982074
see you in the thread for Gem Harvest
>>5982077
Don't you dare badmouth Becky.
Zuke is utter trash in comparison, she's nothing NOTHING
>>5982008
>>5982068
Because who else gives a shit about zuke besides the ones who are basically following her path of shitposting about lapidot?
>>5981953
why is this allowed?
>>5982077
>Is it going to change anything?
Imagine an episode like the first half of beta, only it's a lesson about genders. Probably would be a fucking townie episode too.
>>5982098
I don't give a shit about zuke. I'm wondering why everyone else does.
>>5981987
Steven wanted a drink one day. He asked Jasper to pour him something to guzzle down his maw.
Jasper raised her eyebrows twice and looked at the viewers. They knew what would follow!
Jasper left and returned with a cup of juice. “Here ya’ are, Steven,” she said. Her expression was completely neutral.
Steven sipped the drink and then began to down it hungrily. But he soon stopped when he tasted it.
“JASPER! This sickly sweet, tart taste—You’ve mingled this drink with your vaginal fluids! You sick bitch; why would you do this to me!?” Steven asked.
Jasper smiled.
“Why, Jasper??” Steven cried, “This great disrespect, and all what for?”
Jasper whipped out her 10-inch dick.
“I wanna fuck you,” she said, grinning wide.
“oh ok” said Steven.
Jasper raped Steven hard and deep. With her big 10-inch.
The End
>>5980589
kill yourself
>>5980627
kill yourself
>>5981491
kill yourself
>Puke
>>5981590
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1c-r6cSes
>>5982110
Because she's the reason Peridot got ruined
>self-diagnosis herself with disorders
>won't shut up about being gay
>wants everyone to know about her special snowflake gender identity
>is a fat crybaby
>only cares about lapidot
why is zuke such shit
>>5982027
I don't expect any of the HW to fuse with the CG except maybe a Peri/Amy, Jasper/Garnet, and maybe a Lapis/Pearl. I'd kinda prefer if they had their own separate fusion relationships with each other plus Steven and a tri-fusion.
>>5981999
Alright I guess I'm not gay then
It's pretty hot but idk if i'd suck a guy off
>>5981953
>I'm neither female or male
this pisses me off more than trans, you have a fucking cunt, you hairy fat cunt
>>5982110
Everyone is bored because we don't have a the ASIAN-tier boarder anymore.
>>5981715
>>5981717
>>5981739
>>5981772
>>5981813
She's a character who will undoubtedly play a big role in Pearl's character arc. If Ashly is voicing anyone it will be her. If it was gonna be a fusion voice they'd have hired a high profile VA
>>5981947
>>5981953
I usually defend zuke but this is just so stupid and embarrasing
It's pointless and wanting a pat on the back for something that doesn't matter at all
And how can you call yourself a lesbian if you don't even think of yourself as a girl? Why can't girls lack feminine qualities without still being a girl? This shouldn't bug me as much as it does but it's just like when romans-art decided her Peridot was non-binary last week in her lapidot spies au. It's just backwards to me
>if you don't fit into gender stereotypes you're not that gender
>>5982140
If Cheese Sandwich is supposed to be Jasper, who are Fried Egg, Avocado and Bacon Strips supposed to be?
>>5982131
she's just your everyday tumblrina, not sure what compelled Sugar to ask her to work on the show desu
>>5981953
thank you for ruining my day
>>5982140
I instead expect Garnet/Peridot and Jasper/Ame. Can't foresee Lapearl at all quite yet, but they technically do have a history that I'm burning for them to touch on
>>5982183
The Crystal Gems or something
>>5982197
>y'all
>>5982183
They're a metaphor for Jasper to stop being such a beta cuck.
>>5982200
>unironically defending Lauren Puke
>>5982197
fantasy alien rocks =/=real people
>>5982194
Lapearl and Jaspethyst fusions are the ones I've always been the most hyped for
>>5982173
I'm not doubting mystery girl will show up again
I just don't think Ashly fits
>>5982197
And they don't shove it in our face every episode. Now we can look forward to every Puke episode doing so.
>>5982164
>Who is Zuke
>Who is Lamar
>>5982200
>Wow, the /pol/ meme really got to you guys
Honestly I need some shit to talk about related to this show during the hiatus, and Zuke is usually a goldmine of dumb shit to talk about
t. degenerate
>>5981944
>all those "I do, but I got noone to talk to."
that's pretty sad desu
hang it there /sug/, you'll be alright
>>5982210
Why do you feel threatened by her or her lifestyle?
>>5981947
>>5981953
>this legitimately pisses people off
you guys need to chill out
>>5981953
>>5982154
If anything I'm bi
>>5982237
You're joking if you think they're as bad as she was. Besides, the hate for them is more depressing and annoying than how funny it was it see the ASIAN's shit art and make fun of it.
>>5982173
Oh god I still hate that character
I'm not even that mad anymore but if she becomes big i might just drop the show
>>5982282
Please don't tell me you are only JUST NOW starting to realize this.
>>5982282
Do you really think this changes anything, though? Do you think the show is suddenly going to be filled with SJW shit or something?
>ITT: WORLD WAR ZUKE
>>5982266
I wouldn't care so much if she didn't ruin the show with her shit tumblrina tier writing.
She was the one responsible for tumblr: the character
>>5982200
>meme
it's a fucking mental disorder.
>>5982173
Shit character from a meme episode that no one but pearlfag cucks care about. I don't care about notRose at all.
>mfw I came her just to see people bootyblasted about Zuke
>>5982282
does not getting pissed off about really inconsequential shit make me a tumblrina?
>>5982307
You'd have to be legitimately retarded to not think that it changes anything when Puke is involved.
>>5982313
i don't mind mystery girl's design, but i do think that pearl could do better than her/wouldn't be attracted to someone punk rock.
>>5982313
Oh my god fuck that so much
I hate mg
>>5982260
I know. I wish I could help these fags but they aren't really chatty.
>>5982319
You're right, /pol/ is a mental disorder.
>>5982336
Being a little tumblrina makes you a tumblrina.
>>5982321
Came her? I hardly know her.
>>5982321
same here
at least it's injecting some excitement into the hiatus
>>5982320
But anon we needed a new character to reinforce the fact that Pearl is MUH ROSE
>>5982343
I hated all of looobc to be honest
It felt like a fanfiction more than anything else
and mystery girl is just trash to me, she doesn't even hold a candle to pearl in my mind
>>5982266
she's actively ruining the show and this is foreshadowing of more awful shit to come
>>5982343
>No let's not try to get Garnet another love interest and fail
>No no, definitely not Amethyst
>Let's get PEARL, yes that same Pearl who literally described humans as lower then her and basically told a cold truth on how they spend their days trying to fight a fruitless battle, and have her date a human
>This is so not totally wrong with Pearl or anything at all
>Just make it about Rose that'll totally fix the issue
Reminder there is more then just the fact Pearl would be feeding something that is unhealthy if she was dating Mystery Girl.
Y'all are projecting the worst that the LGBTQ community and SJWs have to offer onto one person just because they don't feel like a girl or a guy. What is it like to be this butthurt?
>>5982387
I think her episodes are just fine.
Okay I know why I hate Zuke
some shitty episodes yeah but it's mostly because of looobc and mystery girl
Can I hear why everyone else hates here
>>5982343
This. Pearl x Dewey would have been so much better if they just wanted to show that Pearl can get along with humans and not look down on them all the time.
>>5982321
I'm tempted to see what the leddit thread about this looks like
>>5982346
I mean I've posted once or twice about feeling like shit and wanting to off myself on /sug/, but I'd feel bad clogging up the thread with my issues.
I'd be willing to help out others too, but it's hard to do on an anonymous site like 4chan
>>5982418
I would've loved that so much more
I can't tell whats worse:
1) /co/ SUG "spoilers when"
or
2) /trash/ SUG "Now I can post all my r34"
>>5982426
Its simular to a typical tumblr reaction, because its the same teen girls who post there
>>5982401
I'm pretty neutral towards every character and staff member except for Sapphire, Garnet, and Matt.
Zuke is pretty neutral but i can easily form a negative or positive opinion on her.
The problem with Zuke is, there is enough evidence to suggest she IS writing episodes in a certain fashion that causes some unpleasant results.
>>5982401
I hate Lapidot and she's a lapidotfag and pushes lapidotfag shit into her episodes and is the reason lapidot is as popular and cancerous as it is
>>5982432
3) Posts like yours.
>>5982398
then you have low standards
>>5982448
>there is enough evidence to suggest she IS writing episodes in a certain fashion that causes some unpleasant results.
Such as? Please I really want to know
I fucking hate looobc and mg so much though
but that aside, what else is there
>>5982460
that's a pretty good point
I've really noticed it in the preview it looks, ehhh
>>5982432
/co/ sug just for the fact you can still technically post porn there, just gotta link it instead of directly posting it.
Actually, you could probably post something like this as long as you're careful and spoiler it, just no nips or vag is the problem i believe, like remember, the mods aren't deleting porn just because it's porn, blue boards have a in general no porn rule that i can understand.
>>5982128
>subjective
>>5982401
1.) I hate Lapis, Peridot, Lapidot, Looobc, Bad Pearl and Mystery Girl
2.) I hate how much of an attentionwhore she is
3.) Her writing skills are subpar
>>5982474
I honestly don't see what's wrong with Zuke's episodes. In fact, LOOoBC was one of my favorite episodes in the series.
>>5982479
This guy described the other issue >>5982460
She made it apparent she is a lapidot fag and so when a episode features a lot of fucking lapidot teasing and she just so happens to be boarding..
Well, you see the issue there?
>>5982401
she cries about evil internet trolls attacking her to hide the fact that she's fucked with the homeworld characters and turned them into her babies
also she can't spell
>read this thread
>read the notes on the tumblr post
>tfw too tumblr for 4chan
>tfw too 4chan for tumblr
I guess I should just fucking kill myself. At least both sides will agree on that one.
>>5982486
lewds I'm ok with
Straight up porn just doesn't suit the SU characters in my opinion.
>>5982426
The first time I really belonged to a subcommunity that was defined on a smaller scope than just "the board" in question, was a circlejerk by all intents and purposes. Mixing on and off-topic discussion hence has never been a concern to me with that background.
>>5982401
Writes Lapis and Peridot as insufferable memes
>>5982531
>really?
don't have the screenshots but her boards and autographs are covered in errors
>>5982479
Problem with storyboard artists is that they can write anything they want, and could very easily make the final cut, many of her episodes feel like things she wanted to happen, rather than what was best for the show.
>>5982501
>Fan fiction episode is my favorite
Explains everything
>>5982525
honestly I wouldn't have the heart anymore to tell someone ITT to kill himself. I know there are too many... fragile people on here. And since I've gotten soft, I let that get to me.
>>5982401
She's fat and ugly.
>>5982563
>People somehow doubt Storyboarders can't do this.
Like do you guys know how easy it really is to do this shit?
Especially with someone as laid back and abuseable as Sugar?
>>5982520
>she cries about evil internet trolls attacking her to hide the fact that she's fucked with the homeworld characters and turned them into her babies
I don't think you fully understand how the show is produced. Matt Burnett and Ben Levin are the main writers on the show, and write a summary for every episode. While Zuke adds character and visuals, the actual plot points are controlled by Matt and Ben, with Rebecca supervising the whole process.
>>5982586
>>5982604
> chararastics
>>5982601
You seriously believe this shit?
>>5982585
I can't really do that to someone who is obviously struggling.
But in my time here i've learn to consider "kill yourself" as "lol faggot" tier kind of shit.
Sweaty.
>>5982609
>>5982612
Oh there's a lot more than that.
i remember when /sug/ was love, now everyone is pissed as shit about muh lapidot and wants full more shit
>>5982604
>Analasys
>catalogging
>chararastics
>SHIPPING CHART
>>5982628
t. lapidot shipper
>>5982627
what the fuck
why is she (he? them? wtf man) illiterate
how do they function in society
or maybe they don't
>>5982604
I believe "Analysis" remains misspelled in the show as well
Feminine.
>>5982628
Hey, if you can discuss it, why not get involved?
I mean, i'm usually pretty quiet ITT because there's not usually a topic that piques my interests.
>>5982585
You shouldn't. If they aren't hard enough to survive a kys, they're doing the world a service by opting out of the potential gene pool.
No, I don't mean it. Yes, I'm occasionally haunted by the idea that I, in my stupid meming recklessness, might help tip someone over that edge. This is exactly what I'm talking about, I'm a fucking edgy kid like everyone here, but I'm too soft.
If zuke killed herself it would be for the best
>>5982601
Zuke is able to influence and make suggestions on Matt and Ben's outlines and is almost 100% responsible for everything that happens in between the vague shit that makes up the stuff they write, including dialogue and general jokes/ship teasing
>>5982656
IT'S
woah
>>5982669
>pamts
Zuke?
Lapidot is the worst ship and has the worst fags
>>5982644
You don't have to act confused, just call him one and stick with it.
>>5982642
these are the typical insults you see nowadays, no longer are the fun days of pre-Catch and Release, now we have all these stupid angry reddit faggots
>>5982690
you can blame her for MG's tumbler-bait design
>>5982388
Are you dumb? It makes perfect sense why they had Pearl get with a human, she fucking hates them more than any other gem. This is great for development and getting her to loosen up.
>>5982690
>Lapis and Peridot becoming roommates
Sure you can, barn mates was her idea
>Mystery Girl
She designed her, she wrote all the scenes with her
>>5982680
No where do you think we are
>>5982665
[Cont.] In her episodes at least, she is even allowed the to pitch ideas for episodes like she did with Barn Mates. This goes for every other boarder/writer as well. Sugar has said herself the process of making episodes is a big team effort.
>>5982705
Pre catch and release threads weren't much different, don't forget the week before that was sadies song.
>>5982616
normally I would too. Heck, I tell friends to kill themselves to their faces, and vice versa. But here I just have a soft spot for emotionally fragile people which appear common enough around here.
>>5982660
I can relate.
>>5982713
Zuke pitched Barn Mates in summer 2014
>>5982711
>It makes perfect sense why they had Pearl get with a human, she fucking hates them more than any other gem.
Did you realize the issue was in that sentence, as you were fucking typing it out there Watson?
That same reason works AGAINST YOU.
>>5982709
Yep her detailed design notes
>>5982750
Not him but that's the entire point of introducing a human love interest for Pearl and it seems to have flown right over your head.
Nutsack.
>>5982735
>New characters usually come with descriptions
>No matter the design, she would still be a lesbian biker girl with pink hair, which seems to be what you take issue with.
Are you just making shit up or do you have anything to prove this.
What if Zuke's alien is always representative of one of the gems. What if the fact that it's wearing a cheetoh shirt in this one is hinting that it's supposed to be Jasper and she's soon going to come out as a non-binary lesbian.
>>5982739
The whole Peridot + Lapis fiasco does feel like some newbie has came in and caused a major difference.
>>5982729
Yeah, usually the responses to a "kill yourself" vary.
But there's sorta a difference between someone responding with a hint of being offended over someone who is legitimately hurt by it.
>>5982802
Again, it works against you.
Pearl up and suddenly wanting to fuck a human when she's the gem that's been described to hate humans is a bit out of place.
This line of reasoning is a double edged sword so i shouldn't be touching it.
>>5982026
My mother hates, I have severe depression and the closest things I have to friends are the posters on /sug/
What's even the point of living?
>>5982854
>the alien was thrown into the barn's aquarium after having it's bow ripped out by Peridot
>Jasper was bubbled away after being poofed by Peridot
>>5982590
>>5982859
So according to you a character must remain static throughout the entire show despite Pearl having been shown to interact with humans more since Steven's birth. She talks down on humans buy she doesn't outright despise them.
>>5982850
Okay, so Pearl needs a mystery girl have a relationship with. That means she needs to be a lesbian. And Pearl needs a reason to initially be attracted to her, so pink hair. This is also why her name is probably Scarlet, since Matt Burnett tweeted a scarlet crayon with an overturned script for LOOoBC. So pink-haired lesbian is a must. Then I'm just assuming they made her a biker because a lot of the episode takes place on the road.
Is deductive reasoning really that hard?
>>5982883
At least you have a mom and your own internet you can use to fuck around on and distract you from your depression
I can't believe zuke managed to out-zuke herself. She's such fucking cancer I want her to leave.
Special episode where peridot comes out as non-binary when?
>>5982859
Since when has Pearl been described to 'hate humans'?
>>5982898
It's one thing to awkwardly pat someone she has more then enough reason to feel awkward around.
But to suddenly just up and WANT to actively break laws for a woman is just really outta place.
Yes you have a point it's development to some point, but that's a bit of a leap from awkwardly patting some pretentious bigot like a dog.
This peri could really use the Lamar treatment
>>5982918
I'd rather have no mom than a mom that fucking hates me.
So when will peridot stop fucking around and prepare herself for a homeworld invasion? She was defenseless against the ruby ship and she expects nothing else to happen?
Build robot solders, weapons, new limb enchanters, get Lapis and her OP as fuck powers involved, discuss emergency plans with the CG.
ffs
>>5982883
hey, I've made some of my best friends on 4chan.
What are your interests?
>>5982916
>This is also why her name is probably Scarlet, since Matt Burnett tweeted a scarlet crayon with an overturned script for LOOoBC
gdi i forgot all about that, does he still have it up?
>>5982946
>expecting the plot to move forward
>in this show
It's going to be introduced and resolved in the final 4 minutes of the season finale
>>5982933
It's more believable for Pearl to chase a random human who reminds her of a past love yes, in th aregard it's completely in character. I may hate mystery girl and her design but she doesn open up a door for Pearl and her relationship with humans.
>>5982934
>
>>5982933
Pearl has always been a rule breaker/bad ass
She's just calmed down a lot and wanted to recapture that
>>5982940
She's not abusing you, is she Anon?
It's one thing to hate your child but it's too far to abuse them for something you dislike about them.
I'm obviously gonna pull the "call the police" card if you answer Yes, but i wanted to get a better detail on the situation.
>>5982940
If she's allowing you to live with her and use her internet she probably doesn't hate you and you should be thankful she hasn't kicked you out since you don't have any friends to share an apartment with
>>5982984
What? Oh, I'm not the same person, that's just my opinion.
>>5982916
And why couldn't it have been a more feminine lesbian, albeit still tall and with pink hair? Why something that looks so butch and gross?
Rose is huge and she has pink hair but she still manages to still be feminine.
>annonce
>>5982952
It's been deleted, mirrored here
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/428q43/the_level_of_professionalism_in_the_su_animatics/#s
>>5982883
I'm sorry anon. The only people I talk to are on /sug/ too and I have depression, I can understand feeling so alone and isolated. If you wanna talk about it some more that's okay, or you can tell me about what you like to do for hobbies/interests
Do you live with your mom? Is there any way to cut her out of your life?
I prefer the OG CGs
>>5982940
I would hate my child if he was a neet who lived in my basement and obsessed over cartoon women and got angry over the stuff cartoon writers talk about on their internet blog
>>5983068
thank you friend
>>5983103
Are you that child, anon? It's okay. You can tell us the truth.
>>5983068
This is reaching, her name is semi-confirmed to be Sheena.
>>5983093
I preferred the HW trio when Lapis and Peridot weren't memes and Jasper wasn't a retarded dog
>>5983133
>believing puke
there's no way that retard would spoil her name in a tumblr post
>>5982934
>>5983133
>reading comprehension
Zuke did not say her name was Sheena, but merely was her personal nickname while designing her
Ben even further teased her real name on his tumblr
I'm probably more boyish than zuke but I still 100% think of myself as a girl. Being a girl but with masculine qualities is part of what I like about myself. Why do people want to enforce stereotypes by throwing away their gender identity when they don't fit them so bad? Like normally I can understand how people feel different but with zuke it hits a little too close to home. I have never thought of myself as feminine in the least. By tumblr's standards I should be non-binary. But I'm a girl and I love being a girl. I just don't get it
Also, she clearly enjoys the fact she's gay based on how much she'd talk about it, why does she want to throw that away too? She's no longer a girl who likes girls
>>5983132
I'm that child's mom, hello young faggots.
>>5983174
Hi, That Child's Mom, I'm dad.
>>5983167
>Ben even further teased her real name on his tumblr
The Scarlett Crayon one?
>>5983172
>>5981249
So, apparently, the new regional bird of Gen 7, that looks a lot like Pearl turns into...
>>5983209
this.
Pearl is the worst pokemon.
>>5983192
>>5983167
post link or pic
What proe do we have that Garnet cares about humans? She breaks stuff and steals human property and doesn't bat an eye
Why do I even participate in this fandom, I fucking hate Reddit, tumblr, and you retarded fucks. All of you are fucking stupid with shit taste and I'm glad none of you idiots write for TV because most of the ideas I see here are fucking retarded. I only come here in the time I can afford to throw away to piss off every single person by spamming my contrarian ideas and posting pictures that trigger 90% of you like this one. All of you are lonely pathetic NEETs with no hopeful prospects and I hope I can make your experience here in your little safe space just the slightest bit worse with my presence. You scum and the rest of this shit fandom are a disgrace to this good show and Sucrose doesn't deserve to have disgusting vermin like yourselves as fans.
>>5983221
Actually
http://ben-levin.tumblr.com/post/150157467155/can-you-tell-us-mystery-girls-name-i-will-assume
>>5982950
I play Crusader Kings and/or masturbate
>>5982984
Not since I hit puberty, though she did used to beat me when I was younger because of my depression.
>>5983080
I live with my dad because he lives next to my uni, but my mother would be furious if I cut her off, and I really can´t afford that.
>>5983103
Lel
>>5983172
what the fuck did I miss
>>5983172
I understand homosexuality but I don't get why some people feel the need to be acknowledged as some special gender unless they are physically not technically male or female (eg hermaphrodites). Not that I think it's wrong or anything, I just don't get it. Why not be proud of the gender you are born into and act/look as masculine or feminine as you want with that gender? Wouldn't that be a better way to make gender stereotypes go away or whatever anyways?
>>5983172
if she's nonbinary/agender then she can't be a lesbian anymore
she has dug her grave and now it's time to lay in it
>>5983258
>>5983251
>You must be that voice... for them
She cares about them being alive and safe but she doesn't care about the insignificant details of their lives, like the rest of them
>>5983258
>lapidot
Opinion discarded
IS ZUKE A FUCKING TRANSTRENDER
IF SHE IS SHE'S NOT MY WAIFU ANYMORE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR MADE-UP ATTENTION SEEKING BULLSHIT
>>5983258
Not even cap worthy
>>5983172
>tfw so many Pearlfag femanons who I can waifu
>>5983266
>Not since i hit puberty
I'd say that's still some worth talking to a psychologist about.
Or reporting to someone if you haven't already.
But if you are old enough to say fuck her and move out, you shouldn't be fearing her or caring about her opinion about you all that much.
>>5983258
>lapidotfag is butthurt that his favorite storyboarder just confirmed herself as a retard
>>5983330
Did you just assume their gender?!
>>5983220
Pearl is an ugly shit bird.
>>5982178
girls can lack feminine qualities and still be a girl, but if you're a guy and you lack feminine qualities, you aren't a girl, right?
so if your genitals are just a physical thing
you have your gender identity
which is what you think of yourself as (and some people don't really think of themselves as anything in particular, or as both, instead of just a girl or a boy)
and then there's your gender expression
are you a dude who likes wearing dresses? are you a dude that likes to wear pajamas? are you a girl that wears whatever you feel like? are you just a person, but you like wearing makeup sometimes?
gender expression doesn't denoate or invalidate gender identity, and some people consider words like "lesbian" to describe gender expression more than identity
everyone cry some more
>>5983344
My bad, xir*
>>5983320
I love pear but I'm not a pearlfag, sorry
You wouldn't like knowing what kind of fag I am
what's going on, what's up with all the gender talk?
>>5983344
>?!
>>5983364
It's good as long as long as you're not an Armstrongfag
>>5983266
Does your uni have a counseling/therapy center? It might be helpful to see a therapist, especially since she used to beat you, and it'll at least somewhat help with dealing with your depression
At least you don't live with her anymore.
>I can't afford that
Does she pay your tuition?
>>5983371
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off !?!?
>>5983369
I blame Puke
>>5983363
>>5983397
Fucking kill yourself, maybe‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
>>5983266
>crusader kings and masturbate
yeah that sounds a bit like my kind of free time planning. You study, huh? what do you study?
>>5983419
>‽
So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion.
>>5983281
>>5983304
>>5983318
>>5983330
See this is what I'm talking about, pathetic small-brained idiots that can't even read and comprehend text. They just spam their favorite memes everyday ad nauseum with the delusional thought that their opinions matter to anyone at all. Go ahead and cry "DAI LAPIDOT XD" again though, I'm sure you'll manage to get your inbred minds to come up with some intelligent discourse eventually if you try hard enough.
>>5983462
>lapidot
Opinion discarded
>>5983407
Did Puke jump on the nonbinary tumblr bandwagon too?
Jesus fucking christ these people need to learn that just because you don't like pink hand bags and lipstick doesn't mean you're transgender. If you don't have physical dysphoria, then you're not trans.
If you claim to be any other gender other than male or female you're doing it for the kewl tumblr androgynous fashion trends.
This shit is giving my flashbacks to the 2000's where everybody claimed they were actually mermaids and wolves in human bodies.
>>5983462
Mmm...don't stop.
>>5983475
On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.
>>5983458
Oh, that's hopefully a separate issue altogether right?
LAPIDOT REMOVAL WHEN
>>5981249
Now requesting Jasper redrawn as Mighty Muscles and Peridot redrawn as Tingle.
You know what, I can't fucking take these threads anymore. All you stupid fucks do is whine about your shitty waifus, complain about stupid meta shit, post the same shitty images, and talk about the same shitty subjects over and over and over. Literally playing games about dating your waifu and whether she will fuck you. PATHETIC. I thought these threads were supposed to be fun, but it's just full of asinine shit that has NOTHING to do with the SHOW. Well I'm done, I'm just fucking done here. I don't know what I expected in trying to generate conversation with you HALF-FORMED TROGLODYTES, it's obvious you all have no true interest in this show, just want to get off on the lewds of YOUR FAVORITE COLORED BITCH. Fuckers. I hope you idiots enjoy sucking Indexer's dick while jacking off into each others anuses about memes and fangs and whatever stupid fucking shit you care about. I'm never coming back to these useless generals, HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME ON MY WAY OUT YOU FUCKING LOSER PRICKS. CONSIDER ANOTHER /CO/MRADE LOST.
>>5983475
I've learned that people will never stop being retarded, they'll just become retarded in different ways.
We went from dragon-kin to aquaticpanfluxovalgenders. Hopefully this will soon pass on to a new, equally autistic trend.
https://discord.gg/yeqd74R join my steven universe discord
>>5983425
Economics. It's always been a dream of mine, and a lot of people in my family are economists (though strangely not the ones who have served as finance ministers).
>>5983507
>pearlfags think their cuck opinions still matter
go jack off to ugly MG porn
>>5983518
>1 per month or every other month
Your restraint with this impresses me
>>5983545
>lapidotfag thinks his opinion matters
>>5983526
>>5983475
>thinking trans is a trend
>not ackowledging the historical nonbinary identities
>>5983410
>rose took pearl's shorts off
that perv
>>5983545
>it's a shit gemstfag thinks he's above all others
>>5983566
retarded non-westerners need not to apply :)
>>5983566
Zuke, please kill yourself
Oops, I meant xirself.
>>5983518
Don't leave yet Jasper, we still have yet see if you'll make it into this year's crewniverse Halloween art or if you'll get left out because you're already considered dead to all of them
>>5983562
>pearlfags can't even come up with an original comeback
so dumb, no wonder you're literally the most pathetic limp-dicked fags
>>5983497
My fear of talking to people stems from childhood bullying and autism, so it is seperate from the beatings, yes.
Some fresh OC
>>5983596
Need a version of this pic but with Puke
>>5983602
oh god garnet would be /mlp/-tan in that scenario.
>>5983330
>me but unironically
I always thought her boarding was mediocre, even back with her "good" eps like Chille Tid. But the constant shitting on her still annoyed me because I liked her sense of humor and the shipfuel she gives me, and also I just think having so much hate for someone because of what they do on a children's cartoon cartoon is retarded. It's supposed to be fun, it doesn't change what the serious boarders and writers do
But this is just embarrassing because this basically >>5983475
>>5983518
lol, triggered by 50 random people on 4chan talking about memes and waifus
go find an actual forum somewhere dude, this is a place for doing whatever with people of a similar interest
Every nonbinary person I've known has been diagnosed as autistic. I'm say that Zuke is definitely autistic, but it seems like a very popular thing for people who have autism.
I wonder what kind of internal urge or disconnect is driving people with autism to identify as nonbinary. It's very strange.
>>5983559
Doing it sparingly makes some people still think it's real.
>>5983518
Jasper is fat and ugly
>>5983682
It is a fine art
>>5983544
that's great anon! You say you have a hard time talking to people. What about other students?
>>5983664
Zuke doesn't have autism she just has internet autism like 90% of internet people. It causes people to want to stand out and be special snowflakes to their internet friends because nobody cool cares about WoW and anime in real life.
>>5983688
*fat and gorgeous
zuke totally self-diagnoses herself....
i have NEVER met a fat person with adhd
>>5983592
>falling for the judeochristian gender binary meme
>>5983747
*fat stupid ugly retard bitch idiot beta cuck cunt
>>5983772
Oh god, she has stage 9 tumblrperosis.
It's... it's terminal. She's not going to make it. Soon her brain will start to atrophy and calcify from performing too much mental gymnastics.
It's too late to save her. I'm sorry.
>>5983716
They ignore me, and I ignore them. I have virtually no human contact in my life.
>>5983664
I would imagine it has to do with not relating to some of the socialized aspects of gender we identify or are brought up with.
>>5983802
>tumblrperosis
K&3&kek
>>5983802
here's a list of what she claims she has
>people will refer to zuke at "them" now
i is very confused
Tumblr and Reddit seem to be taking the news pretty well, I suppose /sug/ is just severely autistic :^)
>>5983810
do you prefer it that way?
>>5983831
>As if having another breakdown on one social media wasn't enough, why not another.
Can she just fucking stop, she was an okay meme but now she is just soiling it.
>>5983792
*fit beautiful strong perfectly flawed babe who tries her best
>>5983831
>have 4/6 of those diagnosed to me
>most of those are often comorbid
guess being ill makes you a tumblrinx
I find Pearl to be an unlikable, bitchy, jealous, hypocritical, manipulative, mentally ill cunt but she's still my favorite character because of how realistically and consistently written she is and there's nothing I look forward to more than a Pearl episode where she fucks up tremendously. Honestly she's entertaining and what makes SU what it is
>>5983881
I don't have a frame of reference
Hey guys, how's everyone tonight?
Is dev-anon around?
>>5983831
>PMDD
That would explain a lot, but this is also a common self diagnosis. Not sure
>ADHD
Not sure if I believe this, this is a very common self-diagnosis for people who want pity points
>MDD
Yes
>OCD
She has not displayed or talked about any OCD behaviors. This is probably a self diagnosis, if so, go fuck yourself Zuke.
>GAD
Yes
>PTSD
I don't know her life so I can't say on this one.
>>5983886
*strongfat beautiful strong perfectly flawed babe who tries her best
Strong twice for emphasis
>>5983904
Anon, i don't know how to tell you this.
But he's...
Not here as far as i've seen.
>>5983891
I hate LooBC because it was just Pearl trying to be ebin and cool which was annoying and OOC and now her whole character will be just "muh human not Rose gf" instead of "muh Rose" and I didn't think I could hate her more until now.
>>5983868
The SU subreddit and Tumblr are full of the same retarded zuke-worshipping fucks
>>5983831
How does she function in life?
>>5983939
Aw, that's a bummer, thank you for telling me though, how are you anon?
>>5983904
I'm here
>>5983940
I fucking hope not. Even though Pearl is muh Rose she had much more going for her than just that.
>>5983961
Fine i guess.
Just the usual /sug/ posting and watching shitty videos.
>>5983963
Oh hey bro, what's up? Anything new happening?
>>5984011
Great to hear it anon, hope you're having a good time tonight.
>>5983899
oh man. Have you ever tried making a more .. lasting contact with people ITT?
>>5984036
Thanks Anon.
Also the 3ds pictures are reminding me to continue Fire Emblem Birthright, but the procrastination game is too strong.
>>5983890
flaunting it on tumblr makes you one, dipshit.
>>5984017
Had a bad day. Everything kept going wrong and someone in class got mad at me over a profile picture on the system the school uses. I found that there is an exploit to change anyone's picture from anyone's account. I tried it a few times when I found it and told someone about it. after like a month I tried it again and it was still there. Then one of the tech people asked me to show them how to change the photos so I had tested if it was still there so I could tell them about it. Then today someone in my class said someone keeps changing my avatar. So at the end of the class I went to explain to them what had happened and I wasn't targeting them or anything. I had just used a random account to see if it was still there but they just kept interrupting me kept saying it was bullshit,etc. I don't know why they got so mad about an avatar that they had at the default still. I'm a little worried they are going to bring me in angerly about it soon. Apparently theirs got changed 3 times or so when I had tested it. I said I'd change it back for them but they said someone already had taken care of it (even though it was still changed on their account?)
also other little things
I'm drawing right now and it's calming me a bit though.
What's up with you?
>>5984061
No, I wouldn't know where to start.
>>5983890
Self-diagnosing them and then constantly talking about it does, but I wouldn't expect a retard like you to know the difference.
>>5984033
rest in peace, jack chick
>>5984127
>connverse
>>5984127
VERY correct chart
>>5984127
>>5984131
okay. lemme help ya along. You should make a discord account if that is ok with you.
gimme a request.
>>5984214
nonbinary Zuke
>>5984214
Pearl in space
>>5984214
Eyeball sleeping
>>5984214
Jasper eating a ham sammich
>>5984214
Sapphire pretending to be dead but then stabs a gem in the back
>>5984208
Discord is literal cancer
>>5984245
>Not a cheese sandwich
>>5984264
>wanting to talk to an underage faggot
nah
>>5984214
Greg getting arrested for speeding and Pearl appearing in the background making a smug face at him.
>>5984284
a ham AND cheese sammich
>>5984214
Lapis and Peridot in halloween costumes.
>>5984284
>people still think jasper is cheese sandwich
>>5984270
and you know what cancer does? it metastasizes, so a cancer cell is never alone for all too long.
>>5984098
Kek, I feel you, some days I can't get the courage to turn on the computer because it takes too much brainpower.
>>5984130
Ah, some people are just piss babies about little details man, they're always gonna find something to complain about it's just best to let them stress over it alone, I mean it's not like it's a big deal if someone changed my profile pic from anywhere, it might freak me out at first but if it's not ill minded then it's whatever, I'd say just talk normally with them,they might be angry but they won't stay angry forever right?
Nice drawing though, and yeah man, just let it pass, it's fine, I'm okayish, didn't get the callback, but I finished the fic, wanna read it?
>>5984303
No, cheese sandwich is Jasper.
>>5984303
>Cheese sandwich was Peridot
>>5984315
>no proof
almost as bad as CPH proponents, it's a metaphor for perifusion, jasperdemption is a false myth
>>5984303
yeah, what losers
its obviously cheese 'bread'
>>5984343
>My headcanon is right and yours is wrong so nyeh
Brilliant, I am convinced.
>>5984303
I WANT MY BRUNCH
GOD
DAMN IT
>>5984314
No real reason to talk to them again. They can just weirdly hate me in silence now for no reason. hopefully worst case scenario is I get an email about it or something.
Dang well good luck on getting the call later or one from some other place that doesn't suck.
Yea I wanna read it. Been looking forward to it.
>>5984304
Well, I need to go to sleep, so maybe tomorrow.
>>5984409
can't juke the zuke
Jasper will be the Suki of this show, she will join so late in the game that there will be no time for development for her and she'll only have a small role in the final battle but will still be an "official" member of the team just to round it out. True Jasperdemption isn't in the cards.
>>5984409
Can juke the Puke
>>5984409
>Great episodes
loving
every
laugh
i
keep
losing
my
quarter
>>5984446
That was a pretty nice quarter to defy physics like that.
>>5984343
Guy is doing jaspwich next
https://poetofthepiano.tumblr.com/post/152159003851/analysis-on-steven-reacts-part-1-lapizza
https://poetofthepiano.tumblr.com/post/152166598017/analysis-on-steven-reacts-part-2-periburger
>>5984409
Can't juke the zuke.
>>5984446
You mean, this quarter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgeL0iOiJek
>>5983518
>fangs
You really got to update this, man.
>>5984446
I hope he commits double suicide with Mr. Smiley
>>5984446
Is Frowny the greatest character in this show?
>>5984264
Should have known I could count on you.
>>5984414
I think it will do you good. Don't isolate yourself from people for silly reasons, it won't help you in the long run.
>>5984409
>>5984303
>people think cheese sandwich wasn't jasper
git gud
>>5984476
hmm? That a yes? ;)
>>5983831
Huh. For some reason I thought this image was her poking fun at people who self diagnose.
>>5984489
>transtender
is she part tendies?
>>5984398
Yeah fuck it man, let the dogs bark it doesn't change the fact that they're chainned, don't worry about the job though, I'll get it eventually kek, now the fic is a little longer, probably like 3 posts so hang on a second.
They hear the warp pad
Steven is still panicking and doesn't know what to do, he turns back to Garnet hugs her
>Garnet? She's fine...look I'm healing her, it's all fine, please come back to us...
Steven can't stop his crying, tears dropping on her shoulder, she slowly moves her hand, and points to a bubble
Centi is gone, after looking closer so is Jasper
Foosteps can be heard and a strange sound seemengly calling Steven and Garnet
Steven gets his shield ready and holds Pearl's shards close
>Dudes crunch* what the hell? I've been calling you guys the house's all messed up crunch*
Amethyst's head pops out of the door, she's eating something metallic, which made her sound different
Steven lets his guard down and knees down on the floor
>What happened Steven? What's wrong with Garnet?
Steven opens his hands
No words, she just walks up to garnet and punches her as hard as she can
Garnet barely moves, she keeps punching her, getting weakerand slower with each with each punch
Garnet just stares at her as if she understood
>AMETHYST STOP! IT'S NOT HER FAULT!
Amethyst start summoning her whip, but doesn't pull it out, she seems tired
>AMETHYST! She can't even move, please... stop
She starts sobbing and runs away
Steven knows what she's going to try, but she's probably getting lead to another trap, he runs after her
>YOU KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BRING HER BACK, SO JUST LISTEN TO ME
She stops, turns around and walks up to him,her hair covering her eyes, she grabs him by his shirt and lifts her head, revealing her eyes covered in tears, but with an angry look
>>5984470
yes
>>5984127
good taste anon
>>5983963
I'm here.
fat
>>5984409
Where have the times gone?
>>5984524
Forgot to post an image, eh whatevs.
>Then what am I supposed to do...? Forget that the only person who I could count on is dead...?
>This won't help Amethyst, we need time... we're under attack! I miss her too, but you know you can't do this alone! We don't even know how many of them are there!
They move Garnet to the living room, but she is still paralyzed
They leave her alone to her thoughts and go to the barn, asking for the other gem's help
Peridot suggests a possibility of her being a white diamond spy, since Yellow Diamond doesn't allow for Rose Quartz to be formed anymore, and all previously made were shattered
Amethyst and Steven start looking for the girl, and eventually find a familiar face
>JASPER!
Both yell before forming Smoky
Jasper looks confused, limping like a puppy who's been beaten up, but uncorrupted somehow
>R-rose?
>Where is she Jasper?
>She!? Agh cough*, would you look at that... the traitors need my help, well you're in luck brats, I think I found a gem I hate even more than you
>What are you talking about? Just spit it out
>LISTEN HERE YOU RUNTS! I know where she is, but you might want to forget it before you regret it
>That's not an option fido, keep talking
>Ahahahaha that's what I wanted to hear Rose, she's on the prime kindergarten she's trying to reactivate the colony, I was unbubbled and uncorrupted, the greenie wasn't so lucky though, had to fight the Rose but she gave me a trashing...
>Is she alone? What's she even trying?
>I don't know, but the diamonds might be starting a war on themselves for power, seems like after you killed Pink Diamond everything went to shit
They gather back at the temple
Steven, Connie, Lapis, Peridot, Amethyst, Jasper and Garnet, still paralyzed
>>5984536
I'm here
>>5984510
I'm already there, I was just trying to get that depressed anon to socialize a bit. I'm just a sneaky bastard as usual.
>>5984572
Steven, Connie, Lapis, Peridot, Amethyst, Jasper and Garnet, still paralyzed
>Okay guys, we don't know how many of them there are, we don't know how advanced their equipment is and we have no strategy, but we are the crystal gems! and we will protect the earth no matter what! Each one of you has a fusion partner, don't unfuse unless it's all clear
Amethyst and Jasper as Tiger's eye, Steven and Connie as Stevonnie, Lapis and Peridot as Aquamarine
>Hold on Steven, what about Garnet?
Amethyst asks, worried
>We don't know how much time we have, she'll be fine but we need to go now!
They leave the house, Garnet and Pearl inside
At the kindergarten, every machine is turned back on and there are several quartz walking around,completely confused by the fact that they are now sentinent
The gems try to blend in, trying to ignore the soldiers all around, which seems to work until...
>WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, A BUNCH OF TRAITORS, TWO EXCUSES FOR QUARTZES, A TERRA FORMAR WITH A USELESS PERIDOT AND AN ABOMINATION WITH A LITTLE HUMAN, TELL ME LITTLE GUY, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
They look around, trying to find the punk girl
>These are all newborns, but they aren't stupid, Steven, they know exactly what to do if I make a simple command, soldiers!
The gems are surrounded by various Amethysts, Citrines, Agates and Jaspers
>Nice plan twerp...
>Shut up you two!
They start fighting, poofing gems of all shapes and colors, each of them destroying the injectors around
Aquamarine using the injectors as her fists while flying, Tiger's eye rolling trhough every enemy she finds and Stevonnie goes after the Mystery girl
>>5984607
oh lol
you the person that joined yesterday?
>>5984619
>Let's finish this
>You still don't even know my human name do you?
>It doesn't matter!
The murderer summons her weapon, it's a saber
>It should, it's the last thing she heard...
They start fighting, blow after blow, Stevonnie can barely keep up with her
She kick Stevonnie on her stomach, her back to a wall
>I'm so happy I had this opportunity, I've always admired Rose Quartz, to think she would be the starting point to another war for the exact opposite reasons, it's poetry...
She steps on Stevonnie's gem, pushing very slowly
>HEY, IF YOU HAVE BISMUTH WITH THEM, YOU HAVE BISMUTH WITH ME!
Bismuth dashes to Stevonnie's rescue and punches the Rose quartz away, Garnet right behind her
>GARNET, BISMUTH!
>No talking Stevonnie, we're still fighting!
She gets back on her feet and charge at the enemy, much stronger and faster than before
Amethyst and Jasper unfuse
>I need to go make her pay now, will you be okay?
>As if I even needed a runt to do this, go away... but be careful, these guys aren't to play with
>How cute of you to say that, sis
Amethyst says with a smug face
>Just fucking go
Amethyst runs at the killer
>You and me bitch!
>Ugh, what even was that... what's this? A joke? You're a waste of time, I don't want to fight you shortie
>I wouldn't want to fight me NEITHER!
Amethyst uses a new move, lighting both whips on fire and doing delicate steps at the tip of her toes, and spins like a ballerina hitting multiple times
With a precise whiplash the Rose Quartz drops on her back
>YOU'VE PICKED THE WRONG PLANET TO FUCK WITH!
Stevonnie yells as she drops from an injector and impales the Rose Quartz
>It's Sugar...
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>>5984546
Make me a thread
>>5984667
Make ME a thread
>>5983772
I have
Also I have adhd and I'm skinny but it doesn't make me hyperactive or anything so I don't know how it and weight would relate
>>5984644
>It's Sugar
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>5984672
Maybe one day
But today is not the day
>>5984640
guess again, pwa.
>>5984685
oh god damnit
why aren't you more active in my server man
there was some drama again
stemming from what happened here
>>5984681
You don't have long
Can't wait much longer
MAKE MY FUCKING THREAD BITCH
>>5984696
SU will be running for probably like 2 more years
>>5984214
Post-Fire Burglar Peridot? But why? Was Rivet right? Pokemon X Steven Universe is "endgame"?
>>5984695
I'm terrible at focusing on too many chats at the same time. Hence I usually hang out on one server for a few days and on the other the next. But I always respond to pms comparably immediately.
>>5984644
It's done, the fight stops and rain comes down, all of them unfuse, even Garnet, all relieved that it's over
Steven, Amethyst,Bismuth, Ruby and Sapphire get back to the temple, with a bubbled centi, and a rose quartz who was to be interrogated
Only to find that both of Pearl's shards are now healed from the ammount of tears shed on it, by Garnet, Amethyst and Steven together
But it has a visible dent now, almost as if it was welded, hope...
Amethyst grabs her and goes to her room and stays there
Days go by
Weeks
6 Months and Amethyst hasn't left her room with Pearl
She stood all that time at the water pillar Pearl enjoys the most, just sitting there
>Why don't you come backto me P...? If I knew this'd happen... damn it...
A light starts glowing out of the Pearl and she starts to reform
She reforms, looking very different with a vertical piece of clothing, making a cross with the last one and a diamond on her back
>P...?
Amethyst says with tears streamming down her face
Pearl looks at the room, trying to understand what is happening
>P are you okay...?
Pearl looks directly at Amethyst
>I'm sorry, what? Where am I?
Amethyst gets silent
>What do you mean? This is your room P...
>My... room? I don't know why, but I feel like I don't deserve a room...
>Come on Pearl stop it, this isn't funny...
>Am I bothering you? Do you want me to serve you? I can do whatever you want if it makes you happy, I was born to serve...
Amethyst hugs Pearl
>I'm so sorry Pearl, I'm so sorry for everything...
>Sorry for what little miss?
>Everything, the fights, the teasing, that time I broke your favorite sword-
>You did what?
...
>Pearl...
>I...
>YOU'RE BACK
>I don't fully understand, I don't know you, but I feel very angry at you right now
>That's okay, let's go we gotta tell STEVEN
Pearl had partially lost her memory, but Amethyst was glad to help her remember.
>>5984762
They fixed the temple and rebuilt the crystal heart,Pearl's memory came back in time, the Rose Quartz was interogated and soon bubbled, now it was the time to get ready for the fight with Yellow diamond.
The end.
>>5984745
ah i see
>>5984827
I'll go to bed now though, it's almost 3. Goodnight!
>>5984884
Good night!
>>5983376
Wow fuck you too.