/sug/ Steven Universe General - Sleep Tight Edition Last Th

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LAPIS BLOWS

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Here we go.

>>5974566
Jasper is fat

>>5974586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>No art of Armstrong giving handjobs and being covered in cum

This is bullshit.

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Shorty Squad

>>5974597
If you want something niche, you better be prepared to pay for it.

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>>5974586
*sexy

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>>5974608
CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE COME BACK

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Does anyone else secretly ship Amy with Doc?

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>>5974605
Who do I gotta commission, bruh?

>>5974621
I ship Doc with her pilot seat.

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>>5974608
CHEESE SANDWICH AS PRETTY AS CAN BE

>>5974621
I ship Doc with the Breaking Point

>>5974622
Anyone you want, man.
There's a whole commission thread on /aco/, most commissions are gonna run you 20-40 bucks depending on whether you're looking for color or not.

>>>/aco/925617

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>>5974638
CHEESE SANDWICH COME BACK TO ME

>>5974646
You shouldn't say these things

>>5974632
jokes on you, amy can shapeshift into a chair

>>5974648
Who?

>>5974665
whoa, he's gone.

spooky.

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>>5974656
PLEASE

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>>5974566
PURE

>back on the "lapis was a teacher" theory
If true, Lazulis are definitely outdated. Her teaching method would heavily involve her water mirroring powers acting as a screen

Lapis was all mind boggled with the shit she saw on HW, and didn't understand Steven wasn't stuck inside the laptop. I'm going to guess the CPH VHS/DVDs are supposed to be animated if so, because she hasn't flipped over the TV (or at least we haven't seen it)

https://modestmondays.tumblr.com/post/152179924703/the-raid

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>>5974713
Reminder that Malachite was the equivalent of a teacher punishing a student with sex

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>>5974701
PURE RAPIST.

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You know, I thought that doing female voices was gonna be pretty hard, but I guess a couple years of doing pony shit has taught me well.

>>5974755
I got a literal stitch in my side with this post for some reason. I didn't even laugh. It hurts
Ok now I'm laughing

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>>5974755

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>>5974701
Pure SHIT.

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>>5974578

>>5974815
>jazz for your soul

>>5974815
Oh fuck my stitch kfucking kek

>>5974815
I was hoping this would happen

>>5974815
requesting a malachite dick edit of this>>5974608

>>5974856
Haaaa

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>>5974815

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>>5974648
Spit it out man!

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Fuck W4RD06

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will my daddy ever come home

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>>5974646

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zzzZzzz

>>5974651
Who would you recommend for good, slightly detailed, anatomically correct hands and not horrible penises?

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I wish this person didn't draw all their shit on a ds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNyQbg3mLMs&feature=youtu.be
Pearls Disgusting Clam part 2

Sometimes you just wanna die.

Honestly where's all the sweet stories, where are the hugs, more importantly where's the Peridot?

>>5974939
reddit??

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would you?

>>5975165
Yes. Sorry Rebecca

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>>5974608
>>5974856

>>5975165
only if she was able to remember it after getting healed

>>5975193
Simply amazing
Beautiful
Legendary
A treasure for the ages

>>5975142
original pic please

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>>5975193
fucking perfect

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>>5975213

>>5975269
Nummum nummMm snusms mun mum mum num

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>>5975116

>>5975357
awe

>gem arvest will air at the end of rebbecas 4week bullying training session

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>>5974648
>if you really want that that bad you should just ask. You know who.

Don't hold out on me man, give me their name or blog, anything.

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>>5974608
Big gif for big wife

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>>5974580
Thanks.

>>5974608

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>>5975785
oh my

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Who /fluffy/ here???

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>>5975811

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>>5975811

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>>5975807

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>>5975811
this is fucking disgusting

YAMS
BIG ASS
You are GAY

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Reminder that Lapis doesn't need sleep.

She'll perv on Steven even in the dead hours of /sug/

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Lappy makes me happy

>>5975269
what the fresh hell...

Please rape me Lapis

t. not Steven

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Porl

I wish I were Yellow Pearl

This thread is as dead as Pearlmethyst

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>>5976400
Me too

Remember when peridot/YD was a thing?

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>>5974597
That's pretty hot I wish I knew how to draw so hard right now.

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>>5976196
We know what's gonna happen during that sleepover in Gem Harvest.

>>5974648
Alright, would you do it nerd?

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>>5976591

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>>5976599

I want to rub opals feet after a long day

A new character will appear in Gem Harvest and it's called - Topaz.

Inside info

>>5975083
Hey, I fell asleep, but if you're still here I can only answer with an "I don't know." I would recommend asking the regulars around there and taking a look at the artists' portfolios. There's a discord if you're interested.

Your least favorite human from the show confronts you and says they heard about all the shit you've been talking.

What's the likelihood that you can kick their ass?

>>5976763
I could kick lars' ass, but don't talk much shit about him so I don't see why would have an issue with me.

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happy monday morning all, what's in store for you this week?

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5976803
you're supposed to hang yourself not your head you're doing it wrong

>>5976763
>Ronaldo
>I don't even have a picture of him

>neckbeard that spends all his time in a lighthouse
>fat - so likely completely out of shape
>0 combat skills or experience, will probably try some retarded anime moves
>was able to knock out Steven with a potato when a huge hunk of rock flying into his face barely scratched him

I'd probably be okay, but I don't know. I'd probably get him on agility, since I'm skinny, and mildly less out of shape.

Also, can someone post that picture edit making it look like Ronaldo is getting railed by Garnet?

>>5976803
Better things I hope. How about you Sunshineanon?

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>Pearl gets run through with a sword and explodes

I thought this was supposed to be a kids show?

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>>5974136
kill yourself

>>5975142
>Somebody actually narrated my garbage writing

Oh god I regret everything

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>>5974224

>>5976763
>Garbanzo
I think I'd feel bad about beating up a tard

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>>5974656

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I'm going to sleep. Have some porn while I'm gone.

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>>5974692
kill yourself

>>5974578
>>5974815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Gr-awIcdU

>>5977017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Z8cHac6cg
this guy too

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>>5975838
kill yourself

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>>5976386
kill yourself

>>5977089
That's not mine though, I wrote an Alternate ending where Amethyst is into it

>>5977153
I wish I could understand what possessed you to write this thing when you don't even fetishize it.

How could you not blow chunks?

>>5977335
I don't know, I was just really bored and have become very jaded to everything after a decade of abuse. I decided to try out my writing skill and here I am, stuck in the middle with a bunch of botflies.

>>5977408
Sounds horrible.

You know you can write other stuff, right? Mr Bones Man is a good example. Or that dude who wrote the hot as fuck stevonnie x lars thing and the "connie makes a man out of steven" story who I can't remember the name of.

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>>5975193
Beautiful

>>5977672
This is great.

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more robonoids when?

>>5977438
Yeah, I know. I'm already 300 characters into part 2 though, and that one will be 10000 characters at most, so I might as well finish it. Then again i could just let that sit there for a while and do something else.

>>5977719
*3000 characters

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Post more CPH

I want the meme barn to burn!
B U R N!

I want Lapis and Peridot to die. DIE.

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>>5977852
I just want Jasper to move in, in whatever form she happens to be in.

>>5977868
but they're already dead

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Is there any character we don't hate /sug/?

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>>5977765
mmmhhh

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>>5977912
kill yourself

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Love you /sug/

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>>5977987
We love you too anon.

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>>5977987
love you too anon

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>>5977987
Aw, I like you too.

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BECKY IS TOO CUUUUTE!!

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>>5978081
Look at this perfection!

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>>5978087
I hope Sucrose is having a beautiful day today!

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>>5978095
Her smile can light up the whole world!

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>>5978103

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>>5978106
Steven is cute too!

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I want Pearl to father my children!

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Which characters will Amber ruin when she starts boarding

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>>5977987
kill yourself you fat fuck

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>>5978120
Very handsome!

>>5978136
>Zuke is responsible for turning Lapis and Peridot into the Meme Barn gems
>Amber will be responsible for turning Amethyst and Jasper into the Meme Quartz gems

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>>5977987
Love you too, weird dog.

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>>5978130

>>5978136
They're all already ruined.

We can't go any lower.

>>5978172
How can Amethyst turn into a meme

>>5978172
>Meme Quartz sister gems*
Ftfy, and that doesn't sound all bad, Jasper gets redeemed and Amethyst gets a friend to scrap with.

>>5978137
Don't be mean to the weird dog indexer.

>>5978130
she'll propably fuck them but im not judging

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>>5978136
Connie

>>5978190
She reverts back to Season 1 Amethyst and gets flanderized to hell

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>>5977874
If she spends time at the barn, I think it'll be in the form of visits. The barn isn't that big or sturdy, she rocked an entire boat by just walking on it. I don't quite see Jasper lazing around to the extent Peridot or Lapis do, it's easier to imagine her mostly always on the move. She can cross-cross her Earth, getting to know the place and be in her element taking down gem monsters

I just can't foresee her working closely alongside the CGs or being in the temple yet; Lapis hasn't even spoken to them, and Jasper's traumas with them run far deeper (save for Amethyst). But like Amethyst said in CtW, she has "other stuff goin' on" to keep her balanced, while Jasper only has fighting; they could definitely teach each other a thing or two. So chilling and self-expression and bonding and all that ARE exactly what she needs to some degree. Jasper totally should give CPH a whirl with the barn clods (I'm sure she'd share much of Peri's powershipping tastes), be baffled by Lil Butler with Amethyst, maybe even CBF with Steven will strike a cord. But I'd bet she'd find Lonely Blade most to her liking, that lust for ultimate power is pretty relatable

I'm not sure pic related is even possible with her heaviness

>>5978258
>>5978190
Every food item she makes will be destroyed at the last minute, followed by Amethyst yelling "MI ____" every time.

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>>5978249
kill yourself

>>5978279
That actually sounds funny, unlike 99.9% of the things Peridot does

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>>5978258
>>5978279
I'd jump ship if that shit happened, but it'd regress the character way too much so I don't think it'll happen... hopefully...

>>5978294
Interesting how it goes from best to worst gem if you read it from right to left

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>>5978266

>>5978136
>pic
When will Greg and Lapis fight for Garnet's affection?

>>5978304
>Garnet
>Best gem
what shit taste

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>>5978294

>>5978319
Not him, but you should probably read it again.

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>>5978319
Garnet is fine.

>>5978326
>Garnet
>Worst gem
what shit taste

>>5978337
I never noticed it until now, but Yellow Pearl looks remarkably normal here, save for the neck.

>>5978334
Garnet is boring

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>>5978370

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fuck i have so much stuff to do, things get done, reports to write, presentations to finish, responsibilities to uphold, all my friends are visiting and going to HHN next weekend and ill be too bust to go, i dont get any good sleep anymore, and i just want to purely relax for a while in ways other than going on 4chan for an hour please save me


I mean, uh

lapis pissbending when

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>>5978385
w h e n

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>>5978337
kill yourself

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>>5978385
That's rough man, hope you get your rest soon.

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>>5978273
That all seems highly dependent on what gets reveals and what causes Jasper to betray HW.

In my opinion, if Jasper gets redeemed, it's likely because there's either more to the PD situation than we know about or HW is going to do something really stupid that will somehow manage to piss off Jasper more than Rose killing PD did. I doubt she'd back down if she didn't get a reason to let go of PD's death, and considering how highly she appears to think of PD, combined with how much she seems to hate herself, I'd guess we'll get an interesting revelation on PD when Jasper comes back. If it's big enough to stop her hunt for CGs, it'll probably be big enough for her to agree to at most keep the same distance from them as Lapis does.

It's also possible Lapis subjugates Jasper somehow, but I seriously doubt it. Steven should be responsible for redeeming all 3 of members of the HW trio.

Besides, having someone who's always on the move is exactly what Peridot and Lapis need right now. They currently sit on their asses all day making meep morps and watching TV. Jasper acting as a taskmaster would put them back into gear, and make them relevant to the plot away from the barn.

Plus the crew refers to them as a trio, which implies they'll stay together.

Though you do have a point about her roughness, Peridot might have to redesign the barn to accommodate. I honestly would have to feel bad for Greg if that all happened, poor guy volunteered his property to help some friends and the whole place gets retrofitted in the most ridiculous ways.

pee pee zoop zap

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>>5978466
Marry her.

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>>5978479
>shoewear
>high heels out of fucking everything

>>5978479
I would in a heartbeat

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>>5978486
She's got your number.

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>>5978405
Wow, just noticed I completely forgot to put in a part of one of the sentences.

>...highly she appears to think of PD, combined with how much she seems to hate herself, I can't even think of anything HW could do to achieve the later. The former seems much more likely. I'd guess we'll get an interesting revelation on PD...

Sorry about that...

anyone got the "I'm sexcellent" picture with Rose and Pearl?

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>>5978406
kill yourself

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>>5978517
no

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>>5978451
kill yourself

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>>5978517

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>>5978510
kill yourself

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>>5978517

>>5978548
pip'd

>>5978548
The fucking mad man.

>>5978548
10/10

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oops i posted the bad thing

>>5978562
y

Y

>>5978562
Im curious whether the artist is obese or skinny

>>5978573
Only skinny people fetishize vore like that, fat people know how horrible it is to be like that

>>5978597
>vore
even the name makes me sick

>>5978606
what is the appeal of vore, honestly

not bashing anyone, just... I dont see it whatsoever

Post smug ian

>>5978615
mental illness

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>>5978405
>>5978508
>any jasperdemption ideas are highly dependent on what gets revealed and what causes Jasper to betray HW
Right. There's nothing in place yet even to ascertain that Jasper won't just go back to trying to bop the CGs. But like many suspect Earthlings gave us a pretty clear idea on what could make Jasper turn her back on HW. As Peri said, YD is imperfect; petty and not nearly as concerned with resource management as she should be. That's apparently a big issue with modern HW, they need resources for conquest and expansion since that seems like all they do as far as we can gauge. Jasper wouldn't approve. And I think in Earthlings, too, it finally hit her that Rose was gone. Then she has no choice but to move on now that that thread is severed, won't be easy of course. I think she'll come to be really impressed with Steven in time

Even more pertinent than that, Jasper didn't know the first thing about corruption. A healed Jasper would have a very personal connection with this careless war tactic, she would be the first "corruption survivor". HW likely has a lot swept under the rug, like does Jasper know the explicit details behind the cluster experiments? Doubtful

It would be pretty cool if the barn got a serious update. Jasper is EXACTLY what Peri and Lapis need to round them out, I feel they're pretty much designed to go together... even down to their very designs
http://stevenuniversegrottenolm.tumblr.com/post/143528678067/there-is-some-interesting-repetition-of-design#notes

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>>5978615
i honestly couldn't tell you
it just works

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Meme Quartz Gems when

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Still don't like this thing

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Maybe it's mostly the goofy ganon face

>>5978663
>no name
>horns probably prevent her from wearing Jasper's helmet
>said absolutely nothing
>ugly colors
>Ganon

You're not the only one

>>5978678
It's safe to say it's a one-off so they didn't feel the need to put too much effort into it

>>5978663
It's almost as bad as Smoky Quartz

>>5978697
It would've been cool to hear her talk, what with the double-voice like Malachite had

>>5978714
Man who would be the second voice

>>5978727
Ocean Jasper, imagine what that voice would sound like

>>5978751
She would be like trapped, that's unsettling

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>>5978758
That's the point

>>5978615
they'll try to say it's domination but it's really just them being fucked in the head
they've also clearly never had contact with acid because that'd probably change their mind pretty quick

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Why are Peridot's hips so perfect?

>>5978783
Excuse
*perfectly unsettling

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>>5978634
I agree on mostly everything.

The only issue is while all those things will help Jasper turn on HW, I don't see it convincing Jasper to stop her hunt. I could see it working if learning all of that causes her to completely shut down, forcing Steven to talk her out of a near catatonic state. But, more likely she'd probably keep going alone until she died simply because she hates herself, and doesn't care about her own life, meaning any pain and suffering she experienced, she'd likely see as something she deserved, combined with PD meaning so much to her. Even if Rose is gone, the remains of her army and her son are still there to take vengeance on. If she's going to stop antagonizing the CGs, she'd need to change her opinion on either Rose, PD, or Steven.

Not to say I'm against the catatonic state outcome, I just feel it's unlikely from what we've seen from Jasper.

Though I am curious as to what we would learn about PD if that ends up being why Jasper agrees stop hunting the CGs. The easiest guesses are either PD's death was a ruse of some kind, and PD had either asked Rose to kill her, or had not actually died, or PD was directly implicated with something Jasper would despise her for.

Honestly though, that's the best I can come up with.

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>>5978818
She has a perfect butt, asking "why" is irrelevant, it just is.

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>>5978818

What would you do if you woke up one day and found that you were suddenly Peridot?

>>5979002
Betray the CGs

>>5979002
Annoy the absolute shit out of Lapis

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>>5979002
Hang out with Lapis. Then go visit Steven and Amethyst.

I'm still me, I'd take any opportunity as an excuse to fulfill any fantasy I have of being chill with the other gems.

>>5979002
Read them my botfly stories

>>5978832
Let's say if PD had asked Rose to kill her, or that PD turns out to be someone Jasper should hate. Isn't that too convenient a reveal to tug her along onto the redemption train, along with extinguishing the purpose behind the ages Jasper stood fighting?

With it, Jasper could move well into smooth sailing buddy-buddy territory with the CGs, because they would be entirely "in the right after all". Especially if it's also established for her YD is no good, the corruption deal, and the details on what went into the cluster. All of that is stacked heavily pro-CG

"PD asking Rose for death" would be better than just having her revert her 5k years of purpose and positive feelings about her diamond. And then "Rose was framed" next best because she loved her diamond but still died at CG leader hands, and then worst would be "PD is shit Jasper and shouldn't have liked in the first place".

As for PD shards still being around or something like that... it's too up in the air to consider right now. But it's definitely plausible given the nature of gems

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>>5979127

>>5979002
break the bad news to /trash/ and get buried

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>>5979002
sell lewd pics to people of /sug/

>>5979002
I would kill myself

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Reminder that Steven likes Lapis and he also has a penis, and you know what that means.

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What would you do if you woke up one day and found that you were suddenly Lars?

>>5979316
kms

>>5979316
Literally "The New Lars".

>>5979316
Fuck Sadie, then hang myself

>>5979316
Shatter Peridot and Lapis and pop Jasper's bubble.

>>5979002
Wont have to go to work again. Fine by me

>>5979316

I'd almost instantly do my best to repair the damage I've done to my body with unnecessary piercing and whatever the fuck he does to his hair.

I would do my best then to get into a committed relationship with Sadie.

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Make a gem using images found on google.

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>>5979411

>>5979457
Jasper looking like she memed a little too hard there

>>5979473
I'M VERY LONELY


GIVE ME THE FUSION

>>5979457
Lapis wants to abuse that pumpkin

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>>5979473
I dunno, she looks the same as usual to me

>>5979532
Fucking kek

>>5979532
GIVE ME FUSIES

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>>5979532
>>5979691

>>5979722
show us your dick

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>>5979130
Sorry, was away for a bit, then I got a little carried away with writing this.

>Isn't that too convenient a reveal to tug her along onto the redemption train
Too convenient? Maybe, but so was HW coming back to check on the cluster which was ready to emerge a mere 14 years after Steven was born, after several millennia of incubation. Probably more glaringly, so were Peridot's emergent powers mere moments after the lack of said powers was established. Convenience happens from time to time in the show.

Beyond that, Jasper's questions and accusations planting doubt in Steven's mind is the perfect catalyst for Steven to start asking questions about the incident himself. It's well established Rose kept secrets, even from her closest allies, if Steven pokes around in the right places, it's an easy opportunity to plant something about the event that would change Jasper's mind. If it has a reasonable explanation for why it's being explored now and not sooner, and there's established facts to throw doubt onto the scenario, it's only convenient because it happened in the first place. If that's not allowed then you're basically asking for a plot with no mystery or reveals, because it would always be convenient.

>along with extinguishing the purpose behind the ages Jasper stood fighting?
Well yes, that was the point. If she realizes she spent ages fighting for a cause that was based on a lie, her whole perception of what she knows and doesn't know would be destroyed. She would be forced to reconsider her entire worldview and try to pick up a new one based on the revealed truth.

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>people still don't believe
ahahahahahahahaha
how can they even function being this stupid

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>>5979130
Cont >>5979736
Jasper isn't like Lapis or Peridot. She's antagonistic. She's actively pursuing vengeance on the CGs. She won't be able to relax and build a new perspective over time because she won't stop fighting. She needs something to break her. Something that will shatter her motivation and drive. Finding undeniable proof she's spend the last 5000 years being angry at Rose when there was more to the situation than she understood is exactly something she needs.

>With it, Jasper could move well into smooth sailing buddy-buddy territory with the CGs
She could, but I doubt the crew would be so naive as to make the reveal so black and white. If anything it'll be something grey. Something that will cause Jasper to doubt herself and what she thought she knew about Rose or PD, but doesn't outright paint either of them wrong or right. She wouldn't have to immediately see the CGs as her new friends, just come to terms with them not being her priority enemy.

>"Rose was framed" next best because she loved her diamond but still died at CG leader hands
Huh? Being framed mean Rose had nothing to do with PD's death. This is honestly the least likely to me because it would absolve Rose of any guilt on the matter. Of them all, this would be the one that would end up with Jasper just being best friends with the CGs because Rose was innocent and someone else, likely the other diamonds, are to blame.

Anyway, I'm out, I'll see you later /sug/.

>>5979745
l e l
e
l

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>>5979745
Fuck off.

>>5979745
If you're not shitposting, I have to ask, how badly are you going to cry when Lapidot gets BTFO?

hey guys what do you do when its hiatus time and you've already rewatched every episode

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>>5979745
Really makes me uh...

Think

Jesus Christ

>>5979778
Shitpost

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>>5979778
live life

>>5979778
Shit and post and shitpost

>>5979778
watch animeme and >>5979797

When can we expected an announce date for gem Harvest?

>>5979820
March 2018

>>5979820
November 1st

>>5979820
My guess is like a week or two before it airs, so sometime mid-November.

>>5974566
Steven wanted a drink one day. He asked Jasper to pour him something to guzzle down his maw.

Jasper raised her eyebrows twice and looked at the viewers. They knew what would follow!

Jasper left and returned with a cup of juice. “Here ya’ are, Steven,” she said. Her expression was completely neutral.

Steven sipped the drink and then began to down it hungrily. But he soon stopped when he tasted it.

“JASPER! This sickly sweet, tart taste—You’ve mingled this drink with your vaginal fluids! You sick bitch; why would you do this to me!?” Steven asked.

Jasper smiled.

“Why, Jasper??” Steven cried, “This great disrespect, and all what for?”

Jasper whipped out her 10-inch dick.

“I wanna fuck you,” she said grinning wide.

“oh ok” said Steven.

Jasper raped Steven hard and deep. With her big 10-inch.


The End

>>5979820
Not before the heat death of the universe

>>5979820
Rebecca will only reveal the air date if every last SU fan completed her 4-week challenge with perfect scores.

>>5979836
F
See me after class.

Hey how's everyone doing

>>5979836
CUM PENIS LOL

>>5979834
So radio silence until then

>>5979839
Which is to suck her 14-inch Jewish vampire dick without choking or vomiting all over it.

>>5979820
November 3rd

>>5979859
Post a nice picture.

>>5979858
"F"?
Is that my grade, or did we fuck?

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>>5979882

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>>5979882

>>5979866
Yeah, pretty much.

>>5979870
Is slight chewing permissible?

>>5979900
Yes.
She likes it when you use your teeth.

>>5979839
i killed myself, what was week 2 again?

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>>5979930
Self expression.
Example: Wow! What a wonderful time to chuck myself!

>>5979930
Pure study
Manure buddy
Azure bloody
Cure dummy

>>5979883
>Is that my grade
Yes

>did we fuck
Not yet

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why is sketch-doodling around in ms paint so enjoyable to me