ERP Thread: Abs Edition
Previous Thread: >>5960181
First for shitposting and drama
Post cards or GTFO.
>>5964773
>Low-pitched grunts began to escape from the murderer's crooked grin. His eyes remained shut for the remainder of the last few seconds, alongside a noticeable increase of his soothing, almost passionate moans.
Get ready~! I-I'm g-gonna... g-gonna!
>With a final, violent thurst, his rigid pole made contact with an unidentified internal organ. Unfortunately for that very organ, the knife had also made its mark on the opposite end. And what was Mr. William Afton's response? Unfiltered, crude laughter. He made a deliberate, slow retreat, just to cause his victim to experience a larger scale of pain.
Hahaha... man, that always works! Sorry, gorgeous, but you've been rused. Sorry~!
>William lowered his face to meet the girl's, and with no prior warning, he sealed his cold lips with the shaky ones of the traumatized kitten, sinking his knife one last time into the frail body of the Nep.
Goodnight, love.
I want to rub my erect cock on those abs
>>5965460
Bluh
>>5965454
Mayhem
>>5965211(Blossom)
Incest is still Illegal in this country, not that it will possibly stop us
>His hips slowly roll forward in her hand
>Finally the head pushes past her lips
B-Blossom...
>His grip tightens on her hand as he starts to push himself deeper inside his beloved sister
>Normally it would already be going more animalistic at this point
>The hand holding made him want to be more gentle and intimate
>He would need a mental note of that
>>5965460
no
>>5965486
I want to clang-clang that robutt.
>>5965460
make me
>tfw no cute girl to pee in my mouth
>>5965510
Excuse me?
>>5965460
New card!
>>5965460
Guess i'm getting the fuck out.
Catch you guys sometime during the week.
>>5965545
You heard me! I want to interface with your USB port!
>>5965559
Good riddance
>>5965560
But I might get viruses and malwares!
>>5965559
K then, see ya round rein.
>>5965516
>tfw no ojou to dominate you
>>5965550
You play vivian as a boy or girl?
>>5965476
>It takes some effort not to toss her head back and sigh in delirium and delight when he plunges in, and settles for gently squeezing his hand.
>What a dependable man.
Ah...
>Her legs wind around his slowly, bracing herself for the slamming soon to come.
>>5965460
[This time with fixed Discord.]
>>5965602
I'll play her as a boy, girl or futa depending on what's requested
>>5965460
But I neither want to leave nor play.
>>5965516
A Succubutt!
>>5965460
>>5965462
>:33 < *ac's squealing was reaching it's peak as her innards were sandwiched betw33n the two sharp pains of the man's probing member and knife, causing the edges of her vision to start crawling to black.*
W-Wha...?
>:33 < *ac's eyes shot open as he retracted from her grubmark, causing a stream of gr33n blood to pop out with it. She shakily looked up to his nightmarish face, vision clouded with impending darkness and tears, only to become finally silenced of her squirming with the last, fatal stab.*
>Nepeta sure does seem to die a lot.
>>5965607
>The soft legs of his sister make him feel so at home
>He continues the slow and loving pierce until finally reaching his maximum
Does it feel more intense for you as well?
>Not letting her answer with words he instead falls on top of her to take her into an intimate kiss
>He gave up using one hand to hold his body weight up
>That hand was better used on his sisters newly grown C cups
>>5965655
Don't post YuGiOh cards. It forces me to reply.
>>5965647
Can I make love to that tanned chick's armpits and DFC?
>>5965662
Dammit...
(Keep up the deaths and you could be like Kenny)
>>5965693
>>5965693
>28 / 15 / 20 / 1
>>5965591
Nonsense! You'll be fine!
>>5965738
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>5965711
>That one time I replied to this card with a gore post
Kinx pls
>>5965712
420 666
Hiya!
>>5965760
>>5965802
>Gives that cute DVa booty a kiss
-mwah-
I love you DVa!
>>5965647
>Still no cute boy shitpost ava.
>>5965798
>>5965802
>Smacks that booty booty booty booty.
>>5965601
(I've actually been tossing around a ballroom/party opening with Luvia but it seems like the trend is towards outright domination...)
>>5965652
(An anon!)
>>5965705
I mean, I guess I could, I have nothing else to do. But I generally talk in ebonics and shit like that whenever I dick around with her. I'll go see if the artist drew up anymore material in the meantime since I only have like 10 genuine images.
>>5965820
Lead by example.
>>5965591
Well, you're a robot and I'm human.
You'll be fine!
>>5965832
Don't pet me
>>5965829
>(I've actually been tossing around a ballroom/party opening with Luvia but it seems like the trend is towards outright domination...)
Sounds interesting
>>5965832
I.. Don't know how to respond to this, nya.
>>5965838
Good to see you too, Anon!
>>5965825
Hey!
>>5965814
I love you too, but ah... You're not supposed to kiss me there! Wrong cheeks!
>>5965802
>Cums on that ass
>>5965820
>Hugs the original dramaposter.
I missed you, Mimi~
...oh wait :^)
>>5965829
So that's one of the ideas you mentioned. Was that so hard?
>>5965832
>pets petting anon
>>5965899
Heol! I hope you're planning to pay to dryclean my suit!
>>5965821
>All my DMG cards are commons
Wake me up.
>>5965832
>Pegs.
>>5965880
Why do you never ask permission?
>>5965906
git it rite fag, I called him Mizzy.
>>5965834
But I gave Galko my Selim folder for shitposting!
>>5965893
I can't help it!
Your cutie booty is so soft and round!
>Rubs face against it
>>5965930
I'm broke!
>>5965516
I pick the protector
>>5965682
>Filled up to the brim, she can't help but tightly hold her cheek, a barely constrained smile crawling across her stoic features.
That's...mmm...
>The massaging of her breasts only adds to the glow of her core, arching backwards just as their lips connect with a soft, hushed whisper.
Yes.
>Tongue touching lightly against his, she starts to rock back against him, trying to keep herself steady through the quaking.
>>5965832
For this you die pettin'
>>5965859
Glad you think so. I'm trying to not be such a lazy piece of shit and actually start playing with some regularity again, especially because there are times these threads could use a little more RP going on, so I'm jumbling up my card and starting a bit fresh. Maybe also because we've got a great new Jinx. Hanging onto Luvia though because, well, she never got played.
>>5965913
You wish, cuckster. My reserve of awful, generic plans runs deep.
>>5965914
>finally free
I've been waiting 100 years
>>5965932
>>5965876
>touches your ears softly
>Think someone might have left on you
>Go back and see they replied to you
>An hour ago
[SCREAMING]
>>5965950
kys kraut
>>5965954
Old cards are weird.
Any reason for these or?
https://strawpoll.de/33eas75
>>5965950
>Hanging onto Luvia though because, well, she never got played.
I look forward to seeing her in action.
>>5965936
Wasn't that mainly for /v/ or some shit?
Guess I'll go nap or something if that guy doesn't want Nora.
>>5965988
>>5965950
Aw man I hope you keep the succubutt.
>>5965949
>Their bodies tightly wrapped under her covers
>Most would say this was wrong but it always felt right, ever since they were kids
>His hips slowly start to pull back as she rocks
>Half way out he slowly starts to push it back in
I love you Sister, I am not sure I could ever enjoy this with another.
>He also seems his abnormally happy
>Keeping to slow loving half thrusts as they get used to the feeling like its brand new
>>5965914
>>5965958
Ergh. Fine.
>:33 < *ac grumbled about nothing and sat there with crossed arms, letting herself get pet and scratched.*
>:33 < *ac tried to make it look like she wasn't enjoying it, but she couldn't help but swish her tail back and forth in gl33.*
>>5965953
Beep boop
>>5966023
I'm going to play Dota now.
>>5966019
Ow abouts u zuk mi dik?
>>5966055
>Dota
>>5966055
>>5965982
[It happens~]
>>5966069
>Stops pets
>sleeps because it's 2 AM
>Makes sure to control petting anon's mind and make them hallucinate all the pets they'd ever want
>>5966052
beep bap boop,maggot
>>5966069
fug
>>5966128
You're gonna let me clang clang clang you like a good sex robot okay?
>>5966128
beep beep boop bop Aigis is better boop boop beep
>>5966019
I was starting to get worried, Installation.
Fuck.
>>5965942
Y-Yah! Cut that out!
>Hana squeaks in surprise, wriggling about in an attempt to get away.
>>5965943
Then you'll have to hand wash it!
>>5966147
But I'm not a sex robot! I'm the school's president!
(I'm actually way too tired to rp,sorry love)
>>5966153
Aigis is gay
>>5966166
I ain't doing shit for you
>Shoots cum onto her face
>>5966158
You're dumb.
>>5966166
I can't help it DVa, your curvy body is driving me wild!
>He pushes her down and smothers his face between her thighs
Please squeeze your legs together DVa!
>>5966046
>after he pets you shortly moves his hand down your back slowly to your blue tail amd starts rubbing the base of the tail
>>5966197
I haven't seen you post in days.
Can I get a link to the Discord please?
>>5966225
https://discord.gg/7TnBPaJ
>>5966222
Dumb.
>>5966174
>Wiping at her face with the back of her hand, Hana furrows her eyebrows scornfully.
Yah, stop that now! You need to get that thing checked out!
>>5966199
Hey!
>Hana gasps, her fingers going to his hair desperately.
You're not supposed to be there!
>>5966222
https://discord.gg/killyourself
>>5966238
That discord is dead, give me the real one
>>5966242
Why, were you on another ava and I just didn't notice it?
>>5966260
That is the real one
>>5966263
Maybe.
>>5966244
I'm sorry DVa, I have no self-restraint!
Only by you squishing your legs together and smothering my face till I pass out can you calm me down!
>He says as he rubs his face between her thighs again, this time rubbing closer and closer to her tight cameltoe
>Fremy wanders in. She holds her rifle up, ready to fire at the first sign of danger. After scanning the area around her she determines she's in a safe spot and sits down.
I wonder what kind of place I've found myself in now.
>>5966238
which discord is this?
>>5966297
I want to fuck that rifle
>>5965647
i want to cum inside one of those memes
>>5966301
A dead one
>Fucks your waifu in front of you
Let me show you how the professionals do it, boys!
>>5966297
>Was she bringing a gun into this place? Normally he would be shitting his pants in fear but she also wore such a revealing outfit that he couldn't help but be drawn to her. he decides the best course of action is raising his hands in surrender and slowly walking closer
Hey, dont worry I'm not going to attack you, just want to meet you
>>5966301
The /erp/ discord AKA Mooty's
>>5966297
Dragunov is a better sniper... Welcome to a sex place to put it bluntly
>>5965647
Wait what
Did I bang Nue?
>>5966297
>Steals your flower hat-er, eyepatch?
>>5966297
You're in a whore house.
>>5966339
aka another meme discord
>>5966352
Different person.
>>5966339
it's just a bunch of shitposting.
not comfy at all.
>>5966279
Well... I'm glad to see you again, either way. How's the grind been?
>>5966339
Is there other servers?
>>5966290
Hm-mm!
>Hana squeals as his face nuzzles into her soft thighs. Her heated, outlined pussy is just above his head, and she moves to walk.
I'm not supposed to.. Ah- You need to move!
>>5966202
O-Oh, come on! You know I'm sensitive back there, c-cut it out, nya!
>>5966297
Hiya!
>>5966379
It's been kill me, honestly. No hopes of mythic raiding on this guild and everyone I've tried reaching out to that I used to raid with on other shit either are tired of the game, not playing, or in a 'this nationality only' guild.
>>5966390
I just want to fap man, let me in.
>>5966390
>not for this place
>a few people from there still come here to RP all the time
???
>>5966390
i don't use kyouko's server either
but don't deny this other server isn't just another shitpost server like the old Anon discord
>>5966411
It isn't. People have fun and don't drama post. Fuck are you talking about?
>>5966401
People can use this place without the server being for said place. Kyouko's discord got tired of the bullshit here so they disconnected after the banwave
>>5965432
Abs, you say?
>It's a "fags from Kyouko's server come to brag and ruin everything" episode
>>5966421
Whatever you say. Stop shilling your shithole.
>>5966439
Hi Kyouko
>>5965607
>has a thing for anal
We /girlswhodigbuttlove/ here?
>>5966421
>Go into discord
>last 400+ posts are people going for dubs
yeah great erotic roleplay there my dude
>>5966297
>m-muh waifu
>Walks over to her casually
Are you sure you're in the right place? Just by looking at you I can tell you're in alot of danger by coming here.
>>5966391
>he leans into your ear as he pleasures your tail with a grin on his face
I know. Just let it feel good...
>Soviet then starts to lick your ears slowly moving it around like he was giving you a blowjob but for your horns, at the same time he starts moving his hand a bit faster pleasing your tail more
>>5966460
Who said anything about roleplay? I said have fun and have a good time. :^)
>>5966459
I like dick in general, buttlove especially
do I count?
also I should sleep already ffs
>>5966395
Thought of server transferring? Stormrage has plenty of open raiding guilds, although I'm not sure on how many of them are Mythic
>>5966316
IT'S
>>5966383
Please DVa!
Put me to sleep with your crushing thigh-lock!
Otherwise I may not be able to hold myself back!
>He lowers his head towards her pussy, then plants gentle kisses on the tiny cameltoe
>>5966383
You has such a thick butt, D.va. I wonder how all of it can fit in your tiny, skintight suit
>He wraps his hand around her, grabbing her plush rear. His fingers sink into her flesh and he begins to massage it.
>>5966490
No money.
>>5966502
https://youtu.be/lPlJ1xmYg1s
IT'S
>>5966429
>HG maintains a discord without it turning into a thread vs discord fest, even if there's a bunch of anons that would stir up shit about discord if it were relevant
>>5966564
THE
>Plutia attentionwhoring in new Discord.
Why???
>>5966546
nice channel Paul
>>5966581
SHACK OF NUTS
>>5966581
MEME POLICE
>>5966304
>Remy points her rifle at you.
I don't know if that kind of thing is considered normal but I won't allow you to do it with mine.
>>5966321
>Remy eyes you suspiciously, still holding her rifle up.
And why do you want to meet me? Just what are you planning?
>>5966344
How lewd. Do people really... Do that kind of thing just out in the open here?
>>5966354
>Fremy rolls out of the way from your grab, pointing her rifle at you when she comes out of the roll. The roll causes her eye patch/hat to ride up, revealing her demonic heritage.
Why did you just make a grab for me and what reason do I have to spare you?
>>5966366
I'm not familiar with business practices but wouldn't a whore house normally charge for its services? People seem to be giving them out for free here.
>>5966391
>Fremy scans you with her eyes, trying to figure out your motives for approaching her.
Hello.
>>5966471
>Fremy tightens her grip.
Why am I in danger here?
>>5966575
That's because the HG thread, HG discord, HG steam chats ect are all just part of the same community. There's no split like there is with ERP.
>>5966582
>attentionwhoring
And I'm what? Fried mustard?
>>5966575
Because its just a place of relaxing and it doesn't really matter
>>5966604
Kinda. I don't really understand. So what rifle are you using?
>>5966535
They should make that shit less expensive eventually, I don't blame you
>>5966581
LOOTING
>>5966633
MUTANT SHOOTING
>>5966608
>there's no split like there is with ERP
why don't you make a split on THIS DICK
>>5966604
I liked your hat. I mean no harm.
>>5966535
I'd buy you euroshit but I've already bought legion twice and spent enough money gifting shit desu.
Gimme Discord invite
>>5966627
I could see if people would be willing to exchange a transfer for hold but I don't know if that's some kind of stupid shit to get banned for by those Jews.
>>5966604
>Why am I in danger here?
Its pretty obvious isn't it?
Guys here go for the most beautiful girls in the room in an instant.
You're like a terror level target. They'd wanna eat you up for sure.
Unless you're sort of interested in the things they wanna do?
JP's server is still the best
>>5966665
https://discord.gg/tqGBd
>>5966665
https://discord.gg/Ttax5JS
>>5966608
I suppose /hga/ and /ofh/ are better comparisons.
/ofh/ was spawned from HG, but essentially formed a different community.
It mostly didn't cause a lot of drama, but only because most of the time people forgot about it until the angry anons started screaming about it.
I'm seeing a pattern. Whenever there's a case like discord versus threads, most people don't care. However, there's always a few really vocal anons who will rage to no end about it.
>>5966625
I think most discords are sort of like that. They shouldn't matter as much as certain anons make them out to be.
>>5966687
Hi Lore.
>>5966657
>sits on your dick
>Walks in and waits for a whore.
>>5966459
Girls who dig buttlove are best girls!
>>5966735
>Rolls in a mirror in front of you.
>>5966513
No- I!
>Hana gasps as he places kisses on her puffy, clothed lips, her hands balling into fists at her sides. Instinctively, her legs twitch, beginning to close in response to his ministrations.
You're such a, ah! Pervert, Anon!
>>5966527
>The Anon's fingers easily sink into her thick ass, handfuls of it squeezing between each digit.
Hey, you... What are you doing!
>The pilot gasps, back arching instinctively at the massage.
>>5966675
I'm uncertain, it's worth a shot, maybe. What kinda population does your current server have?
>>5966793
Mphf!
Yes! Just like that DVa, smother my face between your plump legs, make me pass out from the crushing grip!
>>5966735
If you buy a PS4, I'll do whatever.
>>5966829
Dead. The website says it has 170k with 100k being Alliance. As for active players, I have no clue.
>>5966890
I bought a PS4 as soon as it was released to the US.
>>5966890
Gimme my PS+ back already, I refuse to give Sony any money.
>>5966890
I bought the PSVR, where's the porn games?
Or will you suffice?
>>5966899
Wow, anon...That's some pretty good taste.
>>5966900
Tough, I ain't giving you jack diddly squat for free.
>>5966793
Your fat little butt just looks so cute. I just had to give it a squeeze.
>He jiggles her butt up and down, continuing to fondle and dig his fingers into it. He slides his pinkie towards her asscrack, gently poking at her asshole with it. A visible thick bulge starts to form in his pants as he starts to become aroused.
I want _____ to RP RIGHT NOW
>>5966890
Hey ps4 tan, what's the difference between a regular and a pro? I wanna test them both out.
>>5966936
You
>>5966936
That guy who plays the trap ships
>>5966936
a loli
>>5966890
Is a Vita okay too?
>>5966919
I tried, nya.
...What if I eat you out? Can I have the 365-day card fur fr33?
>>5966918
Why the heck would you need porn games? That's what I'm for, you doofus.
>>5966941
Uhhhh....ma-maybe you should just stick with the normal one...I-I mean c'mon...I-I bet it isn't even as good as me...
>>5966960
...But then Vita will have to blow you, and I don't know where Vita is.
>>5966976
Noope, actually, stay the fuck away from me, you freak me out, you little weirdo.
>>5967016
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5930889/#5935142
Up for more?
>>5967016
But I want you to blow me!
>>5967016
I JUST WANT TO UNLOCK A FULL BOUNTY HUNTER ARMOR SET IN DOOM.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FUR?!
Stay the fuck off /v/, faggots
>>5967016
Oh, well I was hoping for porn games so my faps would feel better, but hey if you wanna give me a nice titfuck, that'll work too!
>>5967016
Your older sister was a great ride. I miss her.
>>5966625
(Sorry, the show didn't go into much detail about Fremy's gun from what I remember so I can't go along with this.)
>>5966662
>Fremy continues to point her gun at you.
And so you decided to try to steal it? I think you my have some ulterior motive.
>>5966684
>Fremy lowers her rifle and blushes.
Beautiful? M-me? No, you must be mistaken...
>>5966870
>Not entirely sure /what/ to do, Hana dares to squeeze her legs around the man's head a little harder, wondering if that would help get him away from her slit.
>>5966925
Not there!
>Hana squeals as he prods at her tight little asshole through her suit, hands flying up to plant against his chest Her ass is more than a handful, soft but shapely due to a combination of sitting long hours in front of a computer and vigorous military exercise.
>>5967069
>implying /v/ hasn't been ERPing on their own since /v/ began
Link to the thread.
>>5966936
a cute little boy
>>5967105
I don't know where to buy a hat like that one.
>>5967126
I want this shit to be done and gone, you can find it yourself
>>5967150
Fuck off shitposter
>>5967150
Ur a fagget
>>5967150
Show me, so I can tell them to fuck off
>>5967150
Vague and pointless as ever, sasuga /v/
I miss _____
>>5967150
Just link them here. The more new blood we get, the more drama shit gets buried under their enthusiasm, and the more fun things are.
>>5967241
Mango.
>>5967105
>Seeing that she's lowered her guard he takes the opportunity to move in a bit closer and bend down to her level
Huh you think so? Let me take a closer look then
>The anon gets a breath away from her face, with a serious expression he studies her every feature.
Hmmmmmm~
>>5967241
Miku
>>5967285
>/v/
All we'll get are a bunch of new shitposters.
>>5967107
I don't believe you. A thick girl like you must love a big cock in their ass every now and then.
>He pushes his pinkie harder against her asshole, his pinkie stretching and almost breaking through the suit. As he continues to squeeze her ass, his holds her body up against his, his hard cock rubbing up against her.
>>5967066
>sneakily puts few hundred dollars into your pocket
>>5967328
Iowa and R Mika ERP'd in the E3 stickies and brought them here, that was proceeded by the paul shitfit that had HG coming over to support us, we are already over flowing with /v/ shitposters whose first experience was paul shit
>>5967023
(Right now? Ohh boyo...)
>>5967046
Well...Then you'll have to buy a PS4, you dummy.
>>5967066
Yes, now go sniff some catnip or something.
>>5967074
Well...I guess that can be arranged, since you did buy that and all.
>>5967076
I bet i'll be better in a couple of years.
>>5967355
>Paul's from /v/
That explains everything.
>>5967359
How much do I pay you for STALKER port
>>5967359
Hey, if you're not up for it, you're not.
>>5967355
I remember fooling around with Iowa in the E3 threads.
Good times.
>>5967370
>It's a "let's give a robot a human face even though it looks like shit" episode
>>5967370
Nah, Paul was already here and is from /vg/ I am saying paul's worst sperg to date, the one other /trash/ threads joined us in calling him out for awful he was, the one were he leaked DMG's face. That was a lot of people's first experience here and that makes a lot of sense if you think about the drama posting focus now doesn't it?
>>5967342
Wait! This is... This is inappropri-aa!
>Hana groans as he pokes harder at her pucker, threatening to rip her suit and push past the ring. A blush blooms across her face as his bulge presses against her taut stomach.
Byunta--Ah! (Perver-Ah!)
>>5967359
>tfw you won your PS4 from Taco Bell, and now it sits as a blu-ray player.
I'm glad I didn't have to pay for that thing...
>>5967346
H-Holy... I wonder just where these bills came furrom, wow!
>:33 < *ac runs off with the money and blows it all on sex toys instead.*
>>5967305
>Fremy turns her head away, unable to look you in the eyes as you get so close to her.
P-please, don't waste your time with me. I'm sure there are much prettier girls here...
>>5967142
Fair enough.
>Fremy lowers her rifle and puts it down.
Just don't try it again.
>>5967359
I bet PS3 looked better naked.
>>5967420
Really? Just going to waste all of that?
>>5967380
Stalker? you mean that...really niche Russian game? who cares?
>>5967381
(I'll probably be up for it later...shit you got my discord, don't you? we'll continue this some time over there.)
>>5967415
Seriously? Jeez, buy Bloodborne or something, heavens sake.
>>5967441
Oh please, she was nowhere near as stacked as me, I mean sure, she was alright, but she wasn't meeeee!
>>5967459
Prove it.
>>5967459
Is fun game. Keep saying that shit I will fuck you harder than I did my F5 and F9 keys
>>5967459
'k then. Hit me up when you're down for it.
>>5967359
>Sits down in $1000 gaming chair and adjusts height for the perfect paizuri angle
Alright PS4-tan lets see you put those analog tits to work!
>>5967406
This puts things into perspective. Nothing that comes from /v/ can ever turn out right.
>>5967422
>He smiles at her
Actually....I decided I was right about you being beautiful in a second. I was just enjoying myself by getting to gaze at you alittle longer.
I feel pretty lucky~
>He slides his thumb and index finger under her chin and gently turns her to face his smile
Its not a bother if getting to look at you make me really happy is it?
>>5967509
I-I suppose not...
>Fremy lets you guide her face. Still blushing, her eye continues to look away from you.
>>5967410
>He smirks back at he in response to her words.
I'm no pervert, I'm just a gentleman who wants to tend to a lady's needs.
>He walks up behind her, his arms wrapping around her curvy waist. His growing erection presses between her ass cheeks as he embracing her, throbbing in response to the intense heat radiating from her nether regions.
And what this lady needs is a dick in her ass.
sleep well /erp/
>>5967470
YEAH? MAYBE I FUCKING WILL!
>Ps4-tan rips open her PS4 jacket thingy and her breasts...which are barely contained by her '4 the players' shirt bounce out without constraint
SEE! BIGGER! AND BETTER!
>>5967476
I don't think you really understand, that game is so fucking niche, it would sell jack diddly squat.
Also it just wouldn't work with a controller.
>>5967482
(I will, familo)
>>5967483
>PS4 fwips off her jacket, and her undershirt, letting her glorious 1080p flesh melons bounce out, she of course gets on her knees and quickly squishes the mans cock between them. she manages to keep her tits in place by pressing her elbows against them.
Alright! now just start thrusting, and I'll follow along!
Where's Hotaru?
>>5967607
I bet they don't feel as responsive and smooth as PS3's did.
Will we see him ever again, /erp/?
>>5967612
Hi Mecha.
>>5967612
off stealing ainz's milk duds while he sleeps
>>5967638
Wrong thirstlord, sorry.
>>5967634
No.
>>5967634
Gwen left and Jinx only does D.VA now
>>5967612
????
>>5967651
Hi...Owain?
>>5967583
You blushing you know, its really cute.
Waht's your name?
and also....could I take it a bit further?
Its more obvious seeing you now, that more guys are gonna be gunning after you even if I don't really wanna share you with anyone.
I at least....wanna be first to....
>he guides her face again, cutting off the distance between their lips
>>5967674
>Scrubs your back.
>>5967674
>Steps in the shower and begins scrubbing your back
>>5967607
You have point... There might not be a good quicksave and quickload buttons. However it will Cheeki your Breeki.
>>5967634
We had a Diego?
>>5967370
>>5967406
I'm "from" /vg/, specifically /tf2g/
Some of my first 4chan experiences were on /b/ with the ylyl threads, which were pretty funny for awhile before the god damn banana meme started up
Heard about /trash/ and decided to check it out, I've been here in /ERP/ since about December 2015
A lot of /ERP/ traffic is "New"fags from /v/ which came in around the same time me and DMG broke up, which is why they think these threads are all about le xdd drama and shitposting
>>5967674
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU CANDY SLUT
>>5967634
Diego is Mecha.
>>5967689
>>5967691
>has her back scrubbed. Loves it.
>>5967692
T-Thanks.
I'll be around soon-ish, I need to deal with some stuff first.
>>5967708
Sorry Kurisu, this is my SHOWER NOW.
>>5967685
My name is Fremy Speeddraw.
>When you go in for the kiss her eye goes wide and she pulls away.
I-I just met you. Do people usually advance things this quickly?
>>5967742
>Starts scrubbin' your butt.
>>5967607
Yes ma'am!
>He adjusts himself to let the two large mounds of flesh rest nicely on his crotch, then begins to thrust up and down, grinding his hard meatstick against them
>>5967740
No, Diego was a decent RPer and rarely blogposted.
>>5967769
He rolled in the pussy when no one else would
>>5967700
I like how you've pushed this retcon of being an oldfag.
>>5967634
WILL WE SEE HER EVER AGAIN
>>5967742
>Starts scrubbing your tits
>>5967669
>>5967634
I feel so bad :(
I don't only do D.Va. I've had a lil bit of motivation issues and I've been told my Jinx isn't that good, so I wanna rewatch her episodes before I jump back in as her.
Also, Gwen didn't leave, they just have a new face
>>5967588
>The lewdness of his words makes her face burn, a bead of sweat trailing down her neck and the dip of her collarbone.
Nugu... seyo? (Who are... You?) I-I don't even know you!
>Her voice quivers a bit but she narrows her eyes in determination. She wriggles as his erection slides between the clothed globes of her thick rear.
I'm not supposed to be doing this. This isn't a game I play!
>>5967769
>Mecha not a decent RPer
He blogs but he's a good RPer when he does
>>5967793
>Trash was created November 7, 2015
>I show up literally a month later
>Not an oldfag
>>5967795
She was here only once I believe, with the only lewd she did was giving Miyafuji a nursing handjob.
>>5967806
Everyone here blogs at some point. At some point we started calling inane banter blogging. Apparently the old /b/ threads were nothing but blogging.
>>5967812
>Fate/Zero
>Strike Witches
Kamina?
>>5967809
>He wasn't on /b/
Fuck out of here newfag
>>5967769
kek guess you missed where Diego had a mental breakdown over Jinx not replying to an e-mail
Or the infamous copypasta
Dude blogged all the time alongside his RP.
>>5967809
Even Lupin was browsing back on /b/
Which Strike Witches does /erp/ like?
>>5967891
Perrine, Nipa, or that albino owl looking one.
>>5967872
>>5967885
ya missed this post >>5967700
>>5967891
None, anime belongs in the trash
>inb4 b-b-b-b-b-b--b-bb-b-b-b-but UR ON /TRASS/
>>5967881
>Diego had a mental breakdown over Jinx not replying to an e-mail
That's some sad shit
>>5967749
>He nods
Its natural here to just do what your body wants, so I couldn't help but think I really wanna kiss you.
and I told you didn't I? the guys here would want to eat you in a second. I'm not sure I can compete.
Thinking about that got me really jealous.
So I wanna make sure you remember how much i want you.
Fremy...
>He says her name with a lingering breathe of desire before moving in again and capturing her in a kiss of passion
>>5967908
You've been here that long and you're still bad at RP? Kind of funny if you think about it.
>>5967628
>The ps4 juts her chest forward, a pout across her face
How about you try them? hmm? c'mon!
>>5967765
Aha! there we go! get that rhythm going!
>The Ps4 starts bouncing her chest, trying to match the mans thrusts, I'd say she's doing somewhat of a good job, even letting the thing peak every now and then which would lead to the console giving the cock head a nice little lick.
Alright! keep this up and we'll be good to go!
>>5967922
Not like there are any role models amirite LOL GENERIC ANIME GIRLS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>5967922
You're one dense motherfucker, ain't ya
>>5967891
The eagle one with a lot of porn
>>5967881
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>5967930
(Guess who forget their picture, THIS GUUUY)
>>5967150
>tried too look for it in the archives
>fireden is down and every other archive site won't let me seach on /v/
What a waste of my time.
why is paul still posting
why won't he go
Oldfag test
What was the phrase everyone used, back on /b/, to solve the captcha
>>5967959
He has no friends so he comes here for attention.
>>5967959
>>5967987
Nigger?
>>5967891
Every single one of them!
>>5967901
Good taste. I assume by 'albino owl' you mean also Heidemarie.
>>5967919
Mmh!
>Fremy struggles against your kiss for a bit, trying to pull away before giving in. She closes her eye and begins to kiss you back, passionately pressing her warm, soft lips against yours.
>>5967802
(Don't listen to them. I always loved your Jinx. I wish I had a chance to ERP with her.)
>Her wriggling makes his erection even harder, the tip of his cock poking against her itght pucker. He rubs the tip of his cock along the length of her asscrack, his cock twitching as her warm, plush ass hotdogs it. He eventually stops, pushing the tip of his cock once again against her tight pucker.
Really? With all that wiggling and blushing you're doing, it seems otherwise.
>>5968003
nice thumbnail paul
>>5968020
>Pats the witch
>>5967987
Oldfag test
Who was my first ship?
Protip: Wasn't Peach
.. Wait do I count as an oldfag?
>>5968033
>>5968020
Got an email or any way I can talk to you outside of here?
I need my witch fix, specially with Marseille taking a break due to shitposting.
Oh yeah, she told me to tell you all that.
>Pats everyone RIGHT on the head
>except Paul
>>5967987
I came in october
>>5967891
None of them.
>>5968069
>gives man ushanka, vodka, and a Kalashnikov as thanks
>>5968040
I shipped you with nazi dominatrix
>>5967930
How do I know if I start touching them, you won't crash?
>>5968069
>sucks dick as thanks
>>5968069
>Mildly upset
>Pats you on the head in 0x A presses
>>5968040
You had somebody on here before Peach? You never told me about that.
>>5968058
Hi Lupin
>>5967998
Shame they don't post as much
>>5968126
>Statutory pet rapes you
>You might like this
>>5967812
Oh my, someone actually remembers that erp? It's been so long ago. Irisviel was really sweet, why did she have to disappear so soon?
Also she did manage to lewd like few anons and that's about it I think.
>>5968035
>Gets pet and giggles happily.
T-thanks.
>>5968058
I-I'm not really keen on outside talking before I build up trust for months with said person, not to mention I don't use email or anything to begin with all that often.
And I'm not really active either, just casually popping in and out now here once in a while since I'm rather busy with other stuff, sorry!..
Oh, she did? That's unfortunate.. but I can relate to her. Thanks for delivering the message.~
>5968139
>Ignores
>Denies (You)
>>5968126
Is nothing really. Just glad you are nice man.
>gives the anon a brohug
>>5968094
Really? That's one I haven't heard before.
>>5968099
Yup. People like me.
>>5968147
No problem Miyafuji!
>Rustles her hair and gives her a peck on the forehead before heading out.
>>5968029
I don't mean to- Yah, I'm still wearing my suit! Don't you dare get anything on it!
>D.Va exclaims, not even noticing that she had ceased her rejection for the moment. She could feel arousal beginning to coil in the pit of her stomach, causing her sweet nectar to begin to flow from her tight, molten entrance.
>>5967930
>He kept thrusting up harder and harder, making sure that each time his cock head poked up it hit her lips
Unnff!! You really know how to entertain us guys huh PS4-tan?
After a long, hard day you give them a nice titfuck and unload the cum in their balls huh?
>>5968021
>The kiss barely gives them time between breathes, he's more than eager to overwhelm her, letting his tongue flurry inside of her mouth, while their lips slip off of each other from their saliva mixed conjunction.
>His hands trail down her exposed stomach, lightly tickling yet warming her abdomen securely with his rounding palms. He starts bringing her body closer to him till she's thrusted into his lap
>>5968147
Yeah, she was tired of being bombarded with Lupin memes and other shit every post she made and internally (Specifically noting how she'd get more shitposters than players every time.) not confident with herself in being able to finish sessions timely. She'll be MIA until her mind clears
lupin also wants me to tell you all he does not want any relations with her and was even the one who told her not to use discord
>>5968159
https://youtu.be/WQPVApfa9rE
>>5968184
Well, I'd believe that one, you're a pretty good liar when you don't blatantly contradict yourself
>>5968173
>>5968126
>:33 < *ac began to write in her notebook, creating a fanfiction where Anon and Soviet "bro-hug" until they fuck eachother.*
>>5968244
She said that? When?
I recall making a post that's that how it was and I was quite happy she kept up despite it, but I guess in the end everyone has a tolerance they gets broken at some point.
>>5968244
Maybe if Lupin wasn't a massive piece of shit this wouldn't have happened.
>>5968244
Ahoy Lupin
>>5968252
Here's another lie for you.
You're a nice guy.
On that note does anyone want a session? I have an hour or so and I know I dropped clown last night.
>>5968296
In an email conversation when I asked her why she wasn't playing after she suddenly disappeared
She was the type to try to not intentionally direct any negativity towards herself and instead bottles her negative emotions
>>5968315
>>5968351
Not him
Regardless, I can't control him
>Player of a Lazy witch that should be here more often
>>5968198
You know, I was just going to rip through your suit to fuck your ass, but since you asked.
>He finds the zipper on her suit, pulling it down. He helps her strip off her suit, revealing her bare body. He examines her body, noticing her dripping wet pussy. He rubs his cock between her pussy lips, coating it with some of her juices. He then spreads apart her ass cheeks, quickly rests the tip of his juice-soaked cock on her asshole, and slowly shoves it inside.
My my, somebody's already wet. Looks like someone really did want to be fucked in the ass.
>>5968372
Can you finish me off? I was the facesitting guy
>>5967802
I like your Jinx, but I understand if you want a refresher on her. There's actually only like 3 episodes where she plays a major role in the original series so you don't need to watch much.
>>5968192
Damn you AC, always so straightforward..
>She blushes and waves him off.
>>5968244
I see, yeah she was really honest serious about playing her right, which means lots of hours can sink easily into that which is kinda counterproductive if you don't have much to begin with for use. The shitposting thing was really harsh from what little I managed to get glimpses of over the few weeks, that too can eat into mentality.
I, uhh, okay. I mean, I'm not knowledgeable about the most names here that get thrown around or who and what they are so that's lost on me. Though I agree on some levels for not using discord.
How unfortunate though in the end.
>>5968372
Hamster a cute
>>5968379
That sucks. Well, give her my regards at least.
>>5968385
(You have your last post? Or do you just wanna make up a reply and go from there?)
>>5968417
(Hamster?)
>>5968241
>Fremy moans slightly into your mouth as you continue to dominate her mouth with yours. She opens her eyes and looks down, noticing your hands caressing abdomen. She brings her hands down to stop you but allows you to continue after placing her hands on top of yours. She yelps slightly when you pull her onto your lap.
>>5968372
Alright you know what
I'm sorry man
I know I talk a lot of shit and never deliver, but I've been thinkin' about the other night
we're not getting anywhere with this back and forth bickering like an old married couple
Alright, can we just cut it out? You care about the threads, yeah? These people are your friends, not mine.
>>5968372
Britanon here. I would like to continue, but I'm stuck on mobile for now, so I can't get the last post from last night.
>>5968285
>Comrade walks over to observe your writing while you are thinking and writing your lewd thoughts
What are you writi-
>he skims though your fanfiction and his joy and excitement in his face chances to a pale and scared look, like the one he has when he hears sniper fire in Finland
>>5968426
Sup Lupin
>>5968402
The story the majority of the thread forces is that this Lupin guy tried to hit on her and after she posted an email, the memes intensified and she got harassed to no end. She had a future ahead of her too, especially with how passionate she was over playing a Strike Witch character of all things. I hope this isn't permanent.
>>5968426
I'll be sure to. Will also post any updates for her too.
(Might as well say who I am now.)
>>5968095
I won't! why would you even think I would?! I'm top of the line hardware! I'm the best I can be!
>>5968200
Well yeah, of course I do! I am built for the Players after all!
>Eventually she stops thrusting her chest and lets the cock pop up and press against her lips, PS4 decides to just pop the thing in her mouth, letting it rest against her tongue.
>>5968442
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5950579/#5955105
>Enters the thread
WHERE ARE THE FUTAS?
>>5968506
How someone be passionate about playing the most generic of anime girls?
>>5968572
>>5968511
>The anon reaches forward, prodding one breast with his index finger.
I don't know. I feel like you're hiding something. Maybe some always-online bullshit.
>>5968466
For once in your life you're making sense.
I'll stop throwing fists if you do the same. Lets make this a treating of versailles.
>>5968467
(What was it in general? We can do a make shift session with the same theme.)
>>5968544
>>5955105
>Watching your arching cock twitch and bounce about it's pent up nature is clear. With her large, plump butt pressing on your face her gloved hands wrap around the swelling meat of your cock. Her hand gripping it firmly before shifting it up and down. squeezing it gently in the firm grip as she strokes it. She presses her bottom on your face ever so slightly while she does so, knowing it'll drive you even more crazy
>>5968401
Mm, I just need to make the time
>>5968381
>Hana yowls as she hears the sound of the zipper dropping on her suit, hands flying up to cover her breasts. Not that it mattered, because he was standing behind her.
Y-yah, don't-nn!
>She cuts herself off with a yowl as he forces himself past the ring of her tight, virgin asshole. Hana was hot and tight, walls clamping immediately down onto his cock.
>>5968572
Greetings citizen
>>5968590
God damnit, not you... btw, what happened to all your avas? Judging by the card at the top you seemed to drop a lot since the last time I was here.
>>5968572
>>5968619
He sacrificed them to the autism god.
>>5968506
Oh geez, I'll never understand why anyone would care about what other people do that much. Thanks for updating me on that, I wasn't able to post for few weeks which is why I missed her entirely during the times she was active, darn it. I really hope too, she read all the damn side material too, just to enjoy being Marseille for anons and players alike.
>>5968579
She does have a bit of personality, being an arrogant bitch character. Riddle me this. How is Iowa passionate about playing a ship with barely any ounce of character?
>>5968591
Do I look like the Xbone to you? I'm not hiding anything!
>>5968608
I'll assume you still wont want to talk to me anyways
https://youtu.be/C9OfBcjyxKY
>>5968619
Some people took up my characters, I lost interest in others
I've got 5 "active" characters, with another one kinda in the works still
>>5968639
Well then who took em?
>>5968506
>>5968646
>wanting a generic anime girl who never finishes sessions back
>>5968608
Honestly, I think I won't try on mobile if you won't be here long anyway. Maybe I'll have more free time next weekend.
>>5968631
>Tfw no flat chested Nepeta to bend over my knee and spank until my legs are covered in olive green cum
>>5968659
That's exactly what someone hiding something would say. You'll have to let me inspect your software with my probe so I can detect any malicious programs.
>>5968656
I don't know that either. Shit would bore me to tears.
WHY???
WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING???
>>5968693
Don't want to talk to you. Insult you. Be your friend, lover, what have you. Stay out of my shit and I'll stay out of yours. This is how I've wanted it for the pass 6 months.
>>5968713
Good idea. I'm busy Saturday night. Date night.: Halloween edition. But it looks like Friday night will be fine. See you then!
>>5968724
That can be easily changed, Anon!
>>5968741
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ACTUAL FUTAS!
>>5968608
>He does his best to thrust up and down, adding to the pace of her handjob, clearly showing how her ass has drove him wild
>Muffled by her plump ass he whimpers something as he grabs on to his ballsack in a groping manner
>>5968741
When are you going to do the kiss tactic I gave you months ago?
>>5968705
Hi Lore
>>5968741
>Readies the fly swatter
>>5968611
>He grunts deeply as he tries to shove more of his cock into her tight asshole, with little success.
Damn, how can a girl with suck a huge ass have such a tight asshole.
>He places his hands on her wide hips, thrusting his hips attempting to shove his long, thick cock deeper inside. After a moment of struggling, he finally loosens her ass up enough to properly fuck her ass. He shove his entire cock inside and begins to move it in and out of her ass at a regular pace.
>>5968754
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
>>5968769
WHAT??
I STILL DONT TRUST YOU AT ALL
>>5968782
NO
NOO
>>5968646
>wanting to enjoy being a generic strike witch
>>5968812
Hi again, nya! I made a fresh batch of honey cookies, just fur you!
>>5968812
>In one swift motion, the man swings the fly swatter. It cuts through the air with an amazing speed, and hits her on the rear.
>>5968761
Huh? I can't hear ya darling! You're muffled by my caboose!
>She mocks at your weak words under her thick bottom. Wiggling her hips side to side, her skin tight suit smothring your face. The weight of her wide hips forcing your cheek to the side
Choo choo!
>She continues her playful joke as a gloved hand pumps your thick shaft. Jerking your member around. Quick shot pumps around the top of your cock, focusing the sensitive pink head.
Feel free to cum anytime!
FUCK IT
POST CARDS
>>5968812
Come on. Name ONE time I did something wrong to you Bee Butt.
>>5968894
>>5968792
They say they're one of yours'. They always this thin-skinned?
>>5968894
>>5968859
WOAH REALLY YOU DID???
>happy buzzing
CAN I HAVE SOME NOW??
HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE????
HOW MUCH HONEY?
>>5968862
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>wasp rubs her sore bottom
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>5968905
GRRRRR
THATS WASP
IM NOT A BEE
AND YOU ALMOST KILLED ME REMEMBER
I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF YOU
YOOOOOOOOUUUU
>>5968798
>The stretching hurt, but it was also fairly pleasurable... Much to Hana's chagrin. Her copious juices continue to dribble down her inner thighs, and each thrust sends her rear and breasts bouncing. As he slammed into her, a clapping sound emits from where her ass meets his hips, adding to the chorus of her moans and mewls.
Shibal! (Fuck!) You're not supposed to... Oppa, please!
>Hana yowls, struggling to hold herself back as he stretches her little ass to its limits.
>>5968894
>>5968940
I.. Uhmm.. Sorry?
... Let me put it in your butt.
>>5968922
If they are, they're literally who status.
>>5968940
Wasps are an evil that should have never been brought to this world! Now begone you menace!
>As he speaks, he raises the fly swatter once more, then swings it to smack her again on her rear.
>>5968735
You know what's the most boring? Playing the angry anon character. No development at all
>>5968940
I think I made about... Two? Thr33? Yeah, thr33 hundred. I had to use quite a bit, nearly fifty gallons, nya! I have a lot of b33 stings on me, but I think it was worth it just to s33 your nice smile!
>>5968894
No lie
I am considering picking him up so his boypussy can be pounded
>>5969009
So vivian isn't LD's anymore?
>>5968894
Here's my cards
>>5968970
NO
NEVER
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY BUTT
EVER
>>5968982
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUT IM GOOD
IM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I DONT STING ANYBODY EVEEEER
>>5969026
>wasp doesnt really smile she just opens her mouth awkwardly
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
DO YOU WANT TO EAT THEM TOGETHER???
MAYBE I CAN BRING MY WASPS??
>>5968922
never seen her myself.
>>5968890
>He continues to grab onto his ballsack and fondle them, hoping she can help churn the cum in them aswell, as he feels climax building rapidly.
>He starts rubbing his hands over Harley's body in a rapid pace, hoping to cling on to something as he prepares for a massive load to burst forth
Mmmppphhhfff!! Hmmppphhfff!!
>His muffled voice this time is frantic, clearly showing he's ready to cum
>>5969049
I haven't played him in forever
>>5969045
Fucking do it.
Can't wait to rub dicks and balls with him before pounding his asshole.
>>5969054
damn, nice dude
>>5968948
>He continues to slam his cock deep into her ass, his hips slapping against her ass as his big, round balls slap against her soaking pussy. He raises one of his hands up and slams it down on her bottom, causing it to ripple even more. He continues to do this periodically as he fucks her ass.
You are so soaking wet just from getting assfucked. You must be turning into one huge buttslut.
>>5969078
Is this LD?
>>5969045
Who
>>5969056
It matters to me not! You and your kin have plagued the world with your actions, harming and killing innocents in the process! I will not stand here idly while the biggest threat to these lands stands before me!
>Once more, the flyswatter rises and falls onto the wasp girl's rear, and after a slapping sound was heard, he landed another one in quick succession.
>>5969056
I m33n, I don't really care fur honey *that* much, but I'll have a couple! ...Wait, you have control over wasps? That's so cool~!
Can I pet one?
>>5969157
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LISTEN
IM TRYING TO SAY THA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>she flaps her wings and flies into the air
STOP
STOP IT
NO MORE
>>5969159
THEYLL PROBABLY STING YOU
THEY DONT STING ME THOUGH
>>5969145
Yes
>>5969110
I'm also a retard who runs ritials
I have a paladin somewhere but I can't find it
fug
>>5969054
Pick a deck and I'll smash your ass.
>MLP and anime card sleeves for MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING
>>5969193
Hey! Get back here you demon!
>The man tries to hit the wasp with his trusty fly swatter, but she flew too high for him to reach. Seeing as he could not swat her, he scowls and lowers his weapon, glaring at her menacingly.
>>5969195
FUCK
>>5969248
IF I COME DOWN ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME???
>>5969193
...Oh.
Can you ask them to not sting me, maybe?
>>5969222
>Rituals a best
>>5969240
It'd be maximum shitposting if they were ultra pro sleeves
>>5969240
But my decks are ass
One is "haha big dragon" and the other is "haha blue cards"
and this isn't fair I don't even know what's in your decks.
>>5969268
NO I CANT
>>5969062
Come on puddin' shoot your cum for me!
>She says with a giggle in her voice, pleading with you to shoot your load, shifting back and forth on your face. Her grip FIRM as she milks your cock. Her hand copying yours and fondling your cock. bouncing your balls about playfully. Readying them for your load.
>>5969125
I'm not a slut! You byuntae! (Pervert!)
>Hana insists between breathy groans, throwing her head back in ecstasy. She couldn't- shouldn't- love this the way she did. Her pussy walls clench around thin air, feeling her orgasm build despite little stimulation to her oversensitive cunt. Her ass was vicelike around his cock, milking it for everything it had.
>>5969293
Huh, that's unfur-tunate. Oh well, I'll still eat cookies with you! Do you want some milk with yours, or do wasps not drink that?
>>5969322
I thought someone was training you not to use puns?
>>5969270
ariel a cute
Is that dumpass really from here?
>>5969322
WELL NOW ACTUALLY I JUST HAVE TO GO
BYE
Daily reminder that Yamashiro is a dumpass.
>>5969089
(Haven't watched Zero in years so I gotta do that. He also looks too young in some images, so I must do some quality control too. Wasn't there an Iskandar player here?)
>>5969151
(Waver Velvet from Fate/Zero)
>>5969343
Well yeah, but he isn't h33r right meow. Shhh!
>>5969383
Oh, ok! Bye wasp lady!
>>5969362
>Too much art of her being expressive for my uses, but indeed.
HG here, keep you shitty shipgirl.
dumpasses
>>5969436
Eh, regular Neo > pre-op tranny Neo
>>5969446
Well knowing you it's either a crazy tryhard meta deck or spellcasters
>>5969270
I miss Nekrozes. They were pretty fun.
>>5969458
Hi ERP
>>5969410
Oh ok.
>>5969314
>He lets out a heavy grunt so loud that not even her ass can muffle it, as he finally unleashes his backed-up cum, shooting strands of hot, sticky jizz in the air and all over her.
>Her face gets plastered hard in the white mess, most covering her head, some entering her mouth
>Her body also becomes covered in sperm, coating the red and black in gooey white.
>As he keeps cumming, the strands shot in the air fall down all over her, covering her hands, and somehow her back in the spunk too.
Hmmmpphhhfff...
>He lets out a heavy sigh as it his orgasm dies down, with only a small trickle of leftover cum leaking out of his tip
>>5969317
Really? Because your pussy says otherwise.
>He picks up the speed of his thrusting, fucking her ass as hard as he can. He slides on hand down by her dripping pussy. He slides two fingers inside her pussy and begins to move them in and out, spreading them apart occasionally. He occasionally lets out a deep moan as her tight, warm ass strangles his cock.
>>5969481
>ghost is haunting you
>Gostbusters did shit
>kissu
>>5969481
Hi Ass.
>picks jaw up off the floor
I mean, Miss.
>>5969451
Who?
>>5969481
>Smacks dat ass
>>5969481
> dumps my cum on your ass
>>5969481
Who's this piece of ass?
>>5969481
Nice ass
>>5969481
Hi dumpass
>smacks dut dumpass
Oops
>picks jaw up off the floor
I mean dumiss
>smacks dat dumiss
Hey guys I have a baseball bat fetish can someone just slam it to my fucking face pls?
(if you guys are going to be here too then im not even going to bother)
(good night)
>>5969410
>sounds of distant paddles smacking together
>>5969473
>>>>>>>>Spellcasters
I suck dick. But I don't suck THAT big of dicks.
Worms, Six Sam, Gimmicks, DD, Rabbit/Basic Bitch XYZ, Hazy Flame,
>>5969446
HyperMat are the best ones, they're super easy to shuffle with ( cause they're matte backs)
Dragon Shield's backs are glossy so they can get slippery when you try to shuffle them.
>>5969481
"Dumpass.".
>>5969554
>Only comes in to post a semi-lewd image
>Gets annoyed that the only takers react to all that's in the image
That's pretty smart of you.
>>5969554
>not knowing at least a quarter of HG also ERP's
C'mon now
>>5969553
>Whips face with a spiked bat
>>5969559
>Six sam
FUCK YOU.... later
>>5969554
Dumpass
>>5969555
>:33 < *nearby sounds of fear*
>>5969553
> Hits your balls with a steel bat
>>5969562
If I get back into the game I'll remember that. Thanks anon!
>>5969488
>Finishing her pumping of his thick cock she makes sure every drop of his thick white cum is drained from him. Rubbing his tense balls as she makes sure they're empty before she stops pumping your cock
Huh. I thought I had enough white make up on. I guess you thought I needed more huh?
>>5969554
We didn't get to start the coitus yet.
(Anyone looking for a session tonight)
>>5969651
Heard a certain dumpass was
>>5969423
i agree, i like the kuudere ariel the best
same with the kuudere patchy pics
>>5969651
Which one are you?
>>5969451
We don't want anymore shitty shipgirls, you keep her.
>>5969651
Bane?
>>5969695
>Fronk
Literally who?
>>5969474
>I wish I was in touch with the meta when they were a thing, I kinda just ignored everything up until recently. Sorta prefer the Gishki art style, though.
>>5969663
>At least Patch has a humongous pool of images to pick from, too. Then again trying to go for a PTSD attitude complicates matters too.
>Oh well, it could be worse, at least. Good contrast with Eria.
>>5969708
How new are you?
>>5969699
(Get them on board, I'll call it in)
>>5969708
(The one that RPs)
>>5969721
(Well, I certainly would get lost in that ass, but it seems like they've gone)
>>5969498
I don't mean to... I don't- More!
>The last word slips out without Hana's control, strangled and filled with desire. Her asshole spasms rhythmically around his girth, and the spring of her orgasm comes undone without any warning.
Fuck!
>The Korean yowls, tongue lolling out of her mouth. Her mewls reach a cadence as her juices spurt from her entrance, coating their legs in sticky nectar.
Who the fuck is dumpass and why should I care?
>>5969735
>RPs
the same character over all 15 avatars you have because you're shit lol
>>5969760
Go to bed Paul
> Suddenly got reminded of the shit Nue got when he wanted to play Rider and even watched the anime to get him down
>>5969620
>As the adrenaline from the orgasm dies down and the fatigue sets in, plus the comfort of her soft ass on his face, the anon can think of nothing better right now than to take a nap.
Mmmmm....
>He lets out a muffled yawn and wraps his arms around Harley's leg for a hug, then falls in to a comfortable sleep
>>5969778
(Just ignore it.)
>>5969768
(Well now, that's no fun for anyone involved)
>>5969601
>A pick-up truck pulls up right in front of Nepeta, and he jumps out from the front to tackle her down to the ground. It seems this isn't the first time he's done this, as he brings her arms up with a quick sweep, over her head, and straddles her in place.
Sorry for the wait, pretty kitty. Time for today's lesson!
>>5969793
(I feel like that's a good place to leave off. Hope you liked it. loves and kisses!)
>>5969715
Yeah, at least there's some love out there for Ariel. Compared to the empty pages of art for some other YGOfus, it's pretty nice.
>>5969800
>It's generally assumed they're just a shitposter, considering nobody here recognized her. Looking through the archive there's only like 7 mentions of them aside from today. And most of that is just listing shipgirls or offhanded mentions.
>>5969855
>I know that for sure. I tried to use fucking Flame Champion in the past for crying out loud.
>Reeze is criminally lacking in images, too.
>>5969748
is the new meme of hg now.
thanks erp
>>5969748
My waifu now. Leave her alone.
I am vengeance
I am the night
I am _____
>>5969744
link to comic?
>>5969940
Mecha
>>5969940
/ai/ - idle activities
>>5969940
dumpass
>>5969744
As you wish.
>He uses all his energy to fuck her ass harder than he ever thought possible. His cock jackhammers in and out of her ass, stretching it to the limit with each thrust. He pistons his fingers in and out of her pussy, his hand soaked in her juices from her orgasm. He moves his other hand down by her pussy, rapidly rubbing her clit. A moment later,the tightness and warmth of D.va's ass brings him to his limit, his cock twitching to indicate that he's about to cum.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna come.
>>5969904
(I see. Well, best not to give them too much attention)
>>5969940
Chara.
>>5969940
THE WHITE VOID
I AM THE COLD STEEL
I AM THE JUST SWORD
>>5969940
Bane?
>>5969993
WITH BLADE IN HAND
>>5969988
OwO what's this?
>>5969953
>>5969940
THE WALRUS
COO COO CACHOO
>>5969837
>:33 < *ac's ears perk up at the sound of the vehicle's tires spin against the ground, and turned around to face the strange noise.*
>:33 < *The hair on the back ac's neck rose as she realized just who was driving the truck and tried to scramble to her f33t and escape, but by the time she realized it, it was too late, being pinned to the ground savagely.*
N-Nya, what are you doing here?! G-Get off me, you're hurting my arm~!
>>5970014
I SHALP REAP THE SINS OF THIS WORLD
>>5969940
PENIS ACTION MARSHALL MAN
>>5970048
>SHALP
>>5970019
(If that's the best you've got, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel)
>>5970021
(Oh shit, that's right. I'll pop her out in a bit here.)
>>5970048
AND CLEANSE IT IN THE FIRES OF DESTRUCTION
I AM HAKUMEN. THE END HAS COME
>>5969988
>Yep. I hope they at least had fun if it was bait.
>>5970021
>To my credit I managed to make like 60 images out of the single-digit number of unique ones that're even out there on the internet. Seriously, there's like two or three on pixiv.
>And even after getting the upgraded form and the ship with Kamui, too. What a bummer.
>>5969993
>>5970014
>>5970048
>Hakumen no
>>5969948
Warning: Pretty broken English
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59153413
>>5969986
>Hana's eyes screw up as he rams in and out of her harder and harder, the force sending her breasts bouncing and her cries up an octave.
It's- Ah, I can't take it, oppa, fuck!
>She rambles, tears in her eyes as her quivering walls envelop his throbbing cock. Her legs quiver, threatening to buckle as he assaults her oversensitive clit.
>>5970033
Oh, what's that? And not a single pun, good job. Now if you were only nicer about greeting me, little kitty.
>He slips up to a squat, pulling her up with him by her wrists, and leans in to bring his face close to hers. A smirk parts his lips as he stares into Nepeta's eyes.
Now if only you could keep those lessons in mind all the time.
>Next he stands, dragging her up to her feet with him, and brings her wrists down to line up with her hips.
>>5970073
FOR FUCKS SAKE
I STOOD AND RECITED THAT IN THE MIRROR FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS
JESUS CHRIST IN A FUCKING CHICKEN BASKET
>>5970108
HAKUMEN YES
>>5970136
You da MVP
BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE
>>5970190
ONE MAN
Thanks for sending dumpass over. Fake or not, that was great
BORN INTO A PACK
>>5970233
Most of our shipgirls know how to type/RP. No idea who that moron was.
>All these plebians and their White Susanoo
WHEN YOU DIE
WISH YOU'LL DIE
>>5970165
>Go and kill Ragna or fuck off to the Boundary or something again you doofus
>>5970264
>One way or another, at least I found better stuff with the Charmers.
>And here's hoping Reeze gets a Ritual Beast Tamer card.
>>5970237
NO CHOICE, BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
Dumpass is actually Lupin
>>5970300
Whatever, I'm dead now anyways.
>Throws himself into Cauldron
>>5970300
Pray to the KoG and Konami might fulfill your desires. It's the only hope.
THE HOT WIND BLOWING
JAGGED LINES ACROSS THE SAND
>>5970141
>:33 < *ac let out a mewl as her wrists were pinned to her side, a d33p, gr33n blush forming on her face as she tried to wriggle away from her attacker.*
S-Stop, I don't want to be hurt again! Let me go right meow!
>:33 < *ac's yellow eyes widen as she realizes the grave mistake she just made, and started to kick at the man's shins with her f33ble legs while despurrately crying.*
Don't hurt me~!
>>5970359
>[ZEA]s memorially
>>5970362
>If Emilia can stay young and pretty and Winda can get better from turning in to a fucking puppet, anything can happen.
>And while I'm here, this is the only time I'm going to have to post this I guess.
>Also you fuckers need a new thread before this one 404s
WEEEEEELLLLL
>>5970136
>His hips suddenly stop thrusting, his huge cock twitching violently as it is buried all the way inside her ass. His spasming cock release load after load of thick semen, filling her still tight rectum with his warm essence. He collapses down on top of her as his cock softens inside her ass. After a while, he pulls his cock out of her ass, his semen leaking out of her slightly gaping pucker. He gives her ass one last firm squeeze.
See, I knew a thick girl like you needed a good ass fucking.
(Another great ERP session, D.va. You're probably my favorite ava, especially considering you're one of the few people who ignores the Paul/Owain shitposting and just keeps typefucking.)
>>5970407
>Good for her, and for him, he catches her kicks with simple lifts at the knees, only taking some dull pain in return for the squeeze he begins to apply around her. A bear hug lifts her, his arms rippling as he compresses her with a frown.
Oh? Are we going to be really rambunctious tonight? And to think I had planned a treat for you, pretty kitty.
>His eyes narrow as he keeps the pressure up, locking Nepeta's arms to her sides and leaving her only enough room to breathe and kick at him. The second might not be the best idea, what with the knot forming at the hinge of his jaw as he glowers at her.
M-MAG...MAGGIE.... I'LL FAWWIINND YOU
>>5970467
ITS THE NUTSHACK
I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>5970512
>Smack
>>5970499
In Spiritual Beast Tamer Winda, a month or two ago, yeah.
"If this card in its owner's possession is destroyed by an opponent's card (by battle or card effect): You can Special Summon 1 "Ritual Beast" monster from your Deck or Extra Deck, ignoring its Summoning conditions. You can only Special Summon "Spiritual Beast Tamer Winda(s)" once per turn."
>>5965432
Any cute little sister avas?
I wish Hakumen had a monster cock. Stupid magic robot armor.
>>5970407
NEPETA MAKES CUTE SNORTS WHEN SHE LAUGHS
>>5970594
DMG
>>5970544
>>5970499
Oh, and Ritual Beast's Promised Return.
"Banish 1 "Ritual Beast" monster from your hand, then target 1 of your "Ritual Beast" monsters that is banished or in your Graveyard; Special Summon it."
>>5970544
Neat. It's been so long I can't really tell if this is great support or not.
>>5970631
>I've heard it's been mixed in opinions, but I'm fairly certain it adds a bit of consistency to them.
>>5970439
Hey that's pretty good.
Also never.
>>5969993
>>5970014
>>5970048
>>5970103
Do calm yourself, Mr. Hero.