/sug/ Steven Universe General - gay edition Last Thread: &g

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SEXY SLUT

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Here we go

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hey
Do you guys know where my quarter went?

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this was supposed to be a jaspa bread

>>5955558
Jasper is fat

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>>5955594
It's still possible

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>>5955597
and I love her for it

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>>5955605
Wazzat? You wanna get QUARTZ'd little gem?

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Bulimic

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>>5955605
Jasper gets the best gems.

(Except Pearl)

>>5955597
if she became bulimic like Opal she wouldn't be fat anymore

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>>5955621
Yes.

>>5955610
There's this one CL pic especially that makes me want to break her fingers (but not really)

I don't have the GALL to post it

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>>5955609
What she told you that she wanted a divorce? What would you do?

blue diamond masturbating behind a bush

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WOLBACHIA

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>>5955594
you're gonna get your toe stubbed op
>>5955555

>>5955648
and...?

>>5955655
>>5955582
So sorry OP

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>>5955641
as long as it would make her happy i would respect her wishes

>>5955650
VOCAL CORD PARASITES

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>>5955657
and what?
i guess the real question is: what is she wackin' it to?

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>>5955688
T-That's the answer i wanted anon, i'm very proud of you.

ahhh, they grow up so fast

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>>5955688
>giving up that easy

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>>5955700
steven

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>>5955700
She's wackin' it to ass.

>>5955640
What IS it?

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Use your tactics Rose Quartz, evade my blows.

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>>5955700
This

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>>5955634
That is why Opal will keep her memes to herself

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>>5955725
It ain't Rose.
But she does want something from ya.
You already know what as well.

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>>5955743
Bulimia isn't a meme

It's the perfect way to get a beach body

>>5950894
>>5950925
>>5950952
>>5950993
>>5951050
>>5951089
>>5951103

Reposting from the last thread.

Is there a pastebin for all of Pearls disgusting clam? I just wanted something link to when I narrate this new part.

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>>5955774
Jasper already has a beach body

>>5955716
http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/71af1d4187abe68c6df78e569a4e933f/1962116%20-%20Jasper%20Steven_Universe%20cartoonlion.png

>>5955805
Seen it

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>>5955805
This is not Jasper and Sapphire
you fucking tricked me

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>>5955748
My design... Is flawed...

>>5955823
I never said it was
You tricked yourself

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>>5955823
You dingus

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>>5955837
I'll go get Steven.

>>5955855
Still not the desired content

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Might as well pool up all the jaspphire, nothing new though

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>>5955887

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>>5955891

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>>5955896

>>5955794
Are you the guy that made the video?

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>>5955902

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>>5955911

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>>5955921
>every orifice

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>>5955927
That's all I have I think

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>>5955885
>Steven
>fixing corrupted gems

Also
>two eyes

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I love seeing all this Jasper

Oh my god after reading that pearl fic from the last thread i think im going to kill myself
after puking, that is

>>5955903
Yep.

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>>5955932
I love the stupid face she's making

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>>5955938
There needs to be way more of her with Sapphire, though.

I get often get bored of Jaspis.

>>5955960
Oh cool
good video by the way, you have a cool voice

anyways I think I'm going to go puke now . . .

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>tfw remembering peridot before she became a meme gremlin

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>>5955934
>tfw the dick is so good that you grow a second eye

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>>5955970
*minus a "get"

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I forgot if I posted this. I'm gonna leave it a pencil drawing because I like it too much.

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>>5955976
Don't puke on my Peridot.

She is pure and must not be exposed to such things.

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>>5955970
I need more of Pearl and Jasper

>>5955998
> Peridot
> Pure
I'm gonna have to disagree with you there
Brendaniel I gotta say, good luck reading that
the other one wasn't nearly as bad as me

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>>5955968

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>>5956032
Wow
That is a huge bald spot

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>>5956025

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>>5956046

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>>5956053

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>>5955998
>She is pure

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>>5956091
Peri is about bite the tip off

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>>5956091

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>>5956042

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>>5956101
That's what you think

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>>5956122
Ahhh, much better AND much cuter.

>>5956122
God now I want to kms even more

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>>5956145

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>>5956060

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>>5956091
Might as well post the rest

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>>5956152
do it faggot

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>>5956188

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>>5956190

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>>5956197
Holy Shit
This is the best thing i have seen all week

>>5956197
I don't think i will
but i might just take my waifu and drop the show

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>>5956202
>interesting use of water powers
Always could use more of that

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>>5956225

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>>5956224
okay bye!

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>>5956225
>>5956237
Translation?

>>5956246
thanks for the mystery girl . . .
I'm not dropping just yet

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I love it.

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More lonely blade Connie!

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>>5956003

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>>5956297
Wanting more Connie at all?

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>>5956318
Is it Jasper and Pearl posting time?

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>>5956266

>>5956342
ded ship

>>5956248
Oh
Nah it's too messy for me

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>>5956248
hey bby want sum fuk?

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and that's all i got for Jasper and Pearl posting time, see you next time maybe.

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>>5956356
>t. delusional lapidot/pearlmethyst shipper

I can't get off to Pearl, fuckin bald spot beanpole kek

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You think Martha ever helps Lars relieve some stress?

>>5956378
i was so disappointed that neither lapis nor peridot has had much of any interaction with pearl

crossing fingers for jasper

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Here is an obviously superior ship.

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>>5956378
this be the only jaspearl i've got

>>5956400
Pearl and Lapis have direct history too so it's fucking weird, but knowing this show they're just saving it

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>>5956405
Pearl likes big quartzes

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>>5956391
She will soon be Greg levels of bald, just you wait.

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>>5956391
ok lapisfag, we get it that you have shit taste

>>5956422
Maybe they can bond over that, and then get up to murdercocking to put her out of her misery

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Arrivederci

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>>5956435
That's been Greg's plan this whole time and we never knew.

>>5956416
Why isn't Jaspearlmethyst (big Amethyst) a thing

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LARS' MOM IS FANTASTIC AND HOT AND SHOULD BE POSTED MORE

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Hey guys!
Look at what i can do!

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No lapis one from the artist, unforch

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>>5956549

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i'm so tired, before i pass out i wanted to say that i love you guys so much. Good Night, unless i come back, but i hope i just pass out.

>>5956564
Aww goodnight

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>>5956400
>nor peridot
Back to the barn?

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>>5955584

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Can someone tell me why in the everloving fuck there is ONE image in this comic that has a different size than the rest?

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>>5956630

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>>5956625
Because it's a crop

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>>5956650

>>5956725
Shit, you're right. I'm retarded....

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>>5956741

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>>5956751

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>>5956759

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>>5956771

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>>5956625
>>5956725
Removed the cropped image.

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>>5956773
>lion can shapeshift

>>5956391
> I can't get off to Pearl
Meanwhile she's the only thing I've gotten off to for a few months

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>conflicting fusions
>rose and Steven at once
>fucking melondog and pupkin

>but no Jasper

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>>5956776

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>>5956780
A lot better

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>>5956808

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>>5956820

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>>5956823

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>>5956786
SU is pretty much all I get off to lately. Why is this show so hot?

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>>5956829

>>5956830
Same except you know, Pearl
I love her

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>>5956815
Whoops, completely overlooked the last panel, here's the fixed version

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>>5956842

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>>5956869

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>>5956876

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>>5956861
Wallanon isn't it a little late to still be up

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>>5956885

I just woke up a bit startled. I heard the oil heater in my basement (I sleep on the second floor) rumble, but I hallucinated it being really loud and rumbling the whole house...I don't know if I should be concerned or not that I'm hallucinating things like that.

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>>5956903

>>5956892
Yeah I should probably go to sleep
funny how easily you guys can spot me

>>5956906
I used to wake up and see relatives (usually my dad), nightmare monsters, and large dark shapes standing next to my bed
shit sucked

>>5956906
you may have a carbon monoxide leak

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>>5956910

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>>5956919
I pay attention to you Wallanon, because I
secretly have a crush on you.

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>>5956609

>>5956925
Sounds like hell. Glad I don't see anything like that.

>>5956930
I think we have a carbon monoxide detector, and it hasn't gone off. Is there an easy way to test that it's working properly or maybe test for a leak without relying on the detector?

>>5956938
Aww
I love you too <3

A thing happened tonight with the house guests
my mom showed her friend my room . . .
I'm not really sure what went on my mom said she was showing her friend my new desk but im sure it had something to do with the pearl merch

>>5956949
sorry I don't really know
it's colorless and odorless and will kill you though
look it up
otherwise rip

O I'm too sleepy to save all this minodah right now, thank god for Desu

>>5956967
Thanks Anon, I'll look into it just in case. We had some work done to fix an oil leak on the heater recently, so it might actually be a possibility something was broken while it was being worked on.

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>>5956145

>>5957017
Where are the nipples
Otherwise this is nice

>>5956938
Isn't Wallanon underaged? Are you secretly a pedo Wallanonlover?

>>5957131
I'm just going to take this chance to say that the wall anon is going to sleep now
fuck it's late
cya guys later

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>>5956963
Thank you, it makes me happy to hear that Wallanon <3

You weren't there to see how the guest reacted? I was looking forward to reading the greentext.

>>5957131
I'm not interested in him romantcally. It's normal to have a platonic cush :)

>>5957141
Sweet dreams!

Pearl is smelly

>>5957158
Yes I'm sure she smells wonderful

>5957150
Good night

>>5957141
Night wallanon

>>5957150
>I'm not interested in him romantcally. It's normal to have a platonic cush
If you say so anon, just try not to diddle the kids. It's not a good habit.

>>5957158
I want to sniff her nasty clam

>>5957158
Let me give you an idea of just how smelly Pearl really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymfeJTKn8E

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>>5957162
It's okay, nothing to worry about anon

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Why would they be embarrassed here?

>>5957162
>try not to diddle the kids
Oi I'm not that young

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>>5957202
You're very young compared to me Wallanon, I could be your parent

>>5957209
Im on your lawn and im gonna egg your house
anyways going for real this time

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For bored anons?

>>5956590
I hope these 2 are going to redesign and upgrade the former rubies ship into a CG spaceship

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>>5957218
That would be an honor
Good night

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>>5957228
If I didn't mark it, it's pretty much I don't care.

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>>5957251
Actually, if we're talking humor wise, Greg has a "like it" line to pretty much everyone.

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>>5957228

>>5957267
I thought you were going to bed.

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>>5957270
I'm not wallanon

>>5957280
Oh, well in that case you should have labeled Anon as Wallanon. Anon makes it sound like you.

Also stop being a pedo Wallanonlover. It's weird.

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>>5957288
No I may tolerate other Pearlfags but Pearl is mai waifu
And
Absolutely not

>>5957294
Oh. Well damn. I just feel dumb then. There's only been 20 posters since 2:30, didn't think there would be so many different pearlfags around now. I blame the carbon monoxide.

(We have 2 detectors btw, and both appear to be working, it's a little early in the morning to test them, but I'll do that once the suns up, but I think the hallucinations were from something else...in case someone cared about me...)

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>>5957294
Here, as an apology for mistaking you for other anons, have a Pearl pic.

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>>5957228
I put a lot of effort and honesty into this

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>>5957304
>>5957314
I think you're misunderstanding. I am the anon with the crush on Wallanon.

Thanks for the Pearl pic anyway

(I care anon, I think you might have been having a lucid dream)

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>>5957228

>>5957328
do you have no opinion on pearlsadie and pearlars

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>>5957326
Ah....well, alright, I clearly can't interpret posts right. Excuse my social retardation, I'll just go sulk in the corner about being stupid.

(And thank you for caring. It being a lucid dream sounds like an interesting suggestion, I very rarely remember my dreams so it is possible I just had one that was very realistic and didn't recognize the difference when I woke up.)

>>5957343
More like "literally who"

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it's going up the butt

>>5957277
>Connverse and Greg-Rose marked as no way
>Lapidotfag hates things that are canon
Why am I not suprised.

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>>5955796

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>>5957315
>Lapis, Peri, and Jasper OT3
>hates Lapidot
Amazing taste Anon

It's weird how adding Jasper to the group makes the ship go from shitship to the stuff of pure quality.

>>5957367
Okay, the effort you're putting into these edits are great. This one's actually pretty funny though.

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>>5957315
>hw ot3
awwww yeeaahhh

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>>5957346
I thought you misunderstanding the situation was a cute thing

And yes, I think that if nothing was the matter with your heater when you woke up, that it really was just your mind making up the noises. Just out of curiosity, did you have any alcohol last night? Or drugs of any kind?

>>5957363
I think you missed something. Something 'WW2'-esque.

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Grearl may be dead but it lives on in my heart.

>>5957379
No, nothing like that. I've been on adderall for the last few months, but I didn't take medication since like wednesday, and don't take any other drugs. I've gone long periods without adderall before with no effects, so I don't think it was a withdrawal symptom.

Personally I think it's a psychological problem. I'm living at home, but my family moved out about 3 weeks ago. I'm here alone looking after the house until it sells, so it gets pretty lonely, and I think I'm just getting paranoid of the sounds going on around the house.

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>>5957367
y u no quartz pepperoni

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>>5957400
I guess it can be a combination of the withdrawal and you feeling lonely at home anon.
I would recommend taking calming medicine but I'm not sure how well that goes with the medicine you're already taking.

Coincidentally I am also spending my days alone at home for at least 5 weeks. Luckily I do have my two dogs to keep me company but I know the feeling of loneliness. Usually I distract myself with making fanart of my waifu. Do you go to college? Do you have friends that could come visit you? Do you have a job?

>>5957420
Failed out of college last spring (before I started taking adderall, I blame it on having untreated ADHD and depression, though I could just be making excuses for myself, I definitely could have done better than I did) and I don't have a job, but I do have friends I visit on Fridays to play Dungeons and Dragons along with a few other games, so that's something I usually look forward to. But I spend most of the week in the house alone, either shitposting or playing games unless I'm having a good day and on medication.

My doctor recently prescribed me antidepressants, not sure if you'd consider that calming medicine, but I'm hoping that will help me a bit. I haven't started taking them yet though, so I have no clue if they'll actually help me in any way. It's supposed to work well with adderall, so maybe I'll be able to pick myself up a bit.

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>>5957420
Keep meaning to put in a Pearl pic for you, but I keep forgetting. You probably have most of the ones I haven't posted yet anyway, but still.

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>>5957405
needs some sausage as well

>>5955998
>Brendaniel's Waifu is Peridot
>Not his OC Dark Pearl

All respect lost

>>5956197
>Blue nips

BLUE VEINS
BLUE
THE COLOR OF OUR PLANET FROM FAR FAR AWAY

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I hope we will see some more Shorty Squad in future episodes. They have a fun dynamic going on

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>>5957507
I hope Amedot becomes a thing. If it does, Amedot episodes will pretty much always end up being Shorty Squad shenanigans since Steven has to be in every episode.

Even if Amedot doesn't happen though, I'd love more Shorty Squad stuff, they're a fun group together, even if it'll probably end up only being Shorty Squad stuff around humans.

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>>5953794
kill yourself

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>>5957452
(Sorry I was gone for little bit)

On the anti depressants part- it worked well for me when I was going through a period of extreme panic disorder and depression.
Heh, anon, I think it's good that you have a little bit of a social life if only for one time a bit, it always helps to stay connected to other people besides your family.

I don't think it's much comfort to say this but I have failed college 4 times, counting this year, also in Spring. I don't think it's the end of the world, as long as you keep trying and trying. As for the reason, I think I can partially blame it on me shitposting (on 4chan) and depression. I know 4chan can be a fun place to vent your frustrations on but it's also incredibly distracting in my case.

I also only found a job this year. Are you currently looking for one?

>>5957460
Pearl pics are always appreciated. (I didn't have 2 of the 3 you posted)

Reminder that Jasper is now corrupted.

Steven cannot fix corrupted gems.

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>>5955356
kill yourself

>>5956805
>Heroes of the story

>No Jasper

I don't see the problem.

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>>5957530
I can't deny I have a liking to Amedot too, but I never take shipping very seriously so I wouldn't be upset if it never becomes a thing. Would be cute though, but their friendship is really nice already

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>>5955608
If there's one person in this general that needs to kill himself, you're at the top of the list

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>>5955701
kill yourself

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>>5957460
>>5957452
Heater anon, I hope you're still doing fine. I'll be gone for a while. Maybe talk to you later?

>>5955775
kill yourself also
>>5957575

>>5957546
No worries.

Glad it worked for you anon. I'll probably start trying them today, I've just been having trouble adjusting my sleeping schedule and don't want to keep taking meds in case they throw it off even more. I think I might be about adjusted after tonight though, we'll have to see.

With my friends, I really am lucky I have them. They're probably the reason I can still keep myself together. I just feel bad because I don't tell them anything, because I don't want to worry them about how bad my situation is. They don't even know I'm living alone right now.

As for the college thing, I think I'm mostly over it by now, it's just static I've got to deal with like everything else, but when it happened I was legitimately afraid for myself, like suicide ideation to heaviest level (ie. climbed to the top of school parking garage and just stood at the top looking down.) which I never told anyone, not even my doctor about, because I was afraid they might insist on hospitalizing me. I haven't had anything nearly that bad in months though, dropped the plan and everything, so I'm making a bounce back.

Well, I'll be on for a bit probably, I'll likely be around if you come back, but I'll just post what I wrote so far.

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>>5956032
:orig

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>>5957606
>>5957613
One last Pearl. If I'm not here later, thanks for listening Anon. I really do appreciate it.

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>>5956405
kill yourself

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>>5956625
Because the original image is that small and the artist didn't bother making them all the same

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>>5957584
>I never take shipping very seriously so I wouldn't be upset if it never becomes a thing.
It's weird, I used to have the same mentality, but for some reason, Amedot broke me. I don't know if it was because of the fanart, the show, or my distaste for how Lapidotfags act, but I just can't help but to love the ship now.

>>5956805
fav.me/dakyoxv
>OMAIGAD I FORGOT SMOKY QUARTZ. FUUUUUQ-
lel

>>5957709
>I didn't bother reading the other replies
It's a crop of the second image, there's a fixed stitched comic later on. >>5956780


I know you're trying to help get good resolution pictures out Indexer, but if you're putting in the effort to find the original pictures, at least take a look at the replies to see if the issues already been solved.

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>>5956823
kill yourself

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>>5957584
kill yourself

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How does she handle that thing's fat cock?

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Could someone please draw me Greg dressed up like Brad Armstrong from Lisa: The Painful?

>>5957728
I did, but nobody answered the question fully
besides, I gave you a stitched version of that long ago without the cropped image for that exact reason
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/86388681/#86391089

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>>5957715
Oh don't get me wrong this show broke me too when it comes to "shipping". Usually when I watch shows I ship what is canon basically, but with this show I started to ship characters that aren't canon (yet?). And Amedot did this the most to me for some reason. However I could imagine the show won't really develop them or other popular ships like Lapidot, Pearlmethyst, Jaspearl etc. further. There are already a few couples or about to be couples (Sadie/Lars, Steven/Connie) so I don't think there's enough time to develop these and more when there's still the major plotline of a soon to be Homeworld invasion coming.

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>>5957769
That thing is a woman, several women in fact, so it's a very feminine cock. It's nothing compared to the cock that fathered the alpha /ko/nnie "lord of the universe", so she has experience handling much more meat than Armstrong has.

>>5957759
I figured there was a bigger version of that pic but I'm not going to save a new bigger version just to please the pathetic likes of you

So after you

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>>5957799
>Implying Doug's mortal member can compare to Armstrong's immortal ferocious feminine penis

>>5957846
*Bed Mutant

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>>5957789
Unless they've started to cave to pressure recently the crew doesn't care what's popular, and just write as they intended the show to happen. If any of those ships are meant to happen, we'll see them happen. If not, then it'll just remain fan material.

The crew seems to think they have enough time for episodes like Onion Gang and Future Boy Zoltron, so I don't think the crews worried about running out of time like we are. Remember we've made a lot of progress in the show despite consistently getting many filler episodes every season so far. The show would actually probably progress too quickly and run out of plot if we just focused on the major plot lines for the next 2 seasons straight. Plus there's still hope the show will get renewed for more after that.

Granted it's not like the show has given anything concrete for any ship besides the few we already consider canon, so everything's just speculation. Most people who say otherwise are usually just delusional. At best, I could say there's been some teasing for Amedot, and some slightly more vague teasing for Lapidot, but the crew seems to love and thrive on our ships, I think Becky even mentioned it in her AMA, so I wouldn't be surprised if they just tease them to push the fans a bit and get them drawing things for the crew to enjoy.

I'd still probably love it if Amedot became canon though...

>>5957818
Seriously, how does the Major wear that thing without any wardrobe malfunctions?

>>5957912
Lapidots are idiots for thinking their ship is being teased at all merely by the two of them living together. It would be like saying Pearlnet, Pearlmethyst, Garnethyst(?), and every combination or component of the above with Steven or themselves is being teased as well.

>>5957943
To be fair Pearlmethyst and Pearlnet have been teased before and neither of those will be canon

>>5957943
It's more the vague little "haha" moments Zuke likes to put in her episodes. Like Peridot's whole thing with the "hot roommate" ad on her tablet. I don't really attribute much to it, but it's definitely teasing, even if it's a tongue in cheek sort of teasing.

The shit they drag up to "prove" their ship is reaching to a hilarious degree though, especially considering other similar interactions in the show, so I definitely agree with you.

>>5957978
>>5957943
Pearl is a slut. You can ship her with anybody and it is canon

>>5957978
Yeah, but never solely on the basis of them living together.

>>5957980
>The shit they drag up to "prove" their ship is reaching to a hilarious degree
I guess that's kind of an inevitability for a ship that began with two characters who only shared a handful of frames together in a non-speaking manner. Any interaction at all is desperately clung onto as proof of their ship.

>>5957818
Armstrong's a lucky monster.

>>5958002
*Bed Mutant

>>5957978
I take that to more mean what the crew sees as teasing isn't what we as fans see as teasing. They interact in ways that seem affectionate, but in the end it's no more than normal family levels of affection. It's a sign those interactions are completely normal and don't imply any kind of romantic feeling. If anything, it shows that we as fans need to adjust our perspective to recognize what ships are actually being hinted at in future events, which basically amounts to moving the bar higher for the identifier for what material implies a ship.

>>5957912
Yeah you make a good point about there probably being more time to spend, but I'm not sure if they would want to spend it by creating as many couples as possible. The reason they develop townies is, because probably somewhere at the end of this show we need to have reasons why this planet, earth, needs to be saved. One of them being the people of Beach City. We're suppose to feel afraid and hurt when we see their lives in danger instead of: "Eh...why should we care. I don't even know who these folks are." (although there are probably a whole bunch of townies people will never care for anyway).

And it's fine to hope for your couple to be canon. You seem far from delusional and forcing your ship down at others. Wish others had the same attitude here...

>>5957943
Folks reasoning those two to be a couple just because they live together are delusional yeah. However coming from someone who's neutral towards Lapidot I think there were some small teases like >>5957980 mentions or Lapis blushing when Peridot returned a big goofy smile towards her etc. (that suggestion doesn't necessarily imply a romance though)

>>5957799
>>5957846
Armstrong is a male.

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Love you /sug/

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>>5958032
See you later, Space Gem.

>>5958032
Fuck you

>>5958019
>there are probably a whole bunch of townies people will never care for anyway
Which at the moment is pretty much all of them for me. Most townie episodes barely build up their character at all, instead serving as some kind of lesson for Steven. So the townies just become walking life lessons instead of actual characters, and I'm supposed to care about them? Not happening, Sugar. Either do something with them or do nothing, because this middle of the road crap where they're there, but don't really matter is ruining the show.

>>5958044
Yeah it's weird how they make many townies this uninteresting while they're doing a pretty good job on the gems (with and exception for Greg, the Cool Kids, Jamie for me personally). Really I get it why we get some focus on them for the end game to matter more. However as long as they keep being treated as tools for Steven's development I still won't care much once all of them are in danger.

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>>5958019
>I'm not sure if they would want to spend it by creating as many couples as possible.
True, I'd rather not see the show turn into pure ships, but it doesn't mean it isn't possible for at least 1 ship to spring up in canon, whatever ship that might be. They're a very emotional team and work very closely with each other, it wouldn't surprise me if at least one couple emerged.

But yeah, I can't deny that I do occasional get more aggressive even if I try to be understanding, but it's usually obvious shitposting or just trying to shit on people who take their reasoning way beyond reality and pretend it justifies their delusions of what is and isn't canon. Usually I only do that when I'm in an impatient mood though.

>>5958044
I've said before and I'll say it again. The townies are fine, they don't need to become integral to the plot. But the writing in their episodes tends to be abysmal. If the crew showed they cared even slightly when writing the townie episodes, it would show, but usually the plot is boring, the dialog tends to slip out of character and is usually pretty mediocre, and the resolution means nothing, not even to the directly associated townie. We've had good townie episodes before, but we always go back to the same boring, badly written BS. It's really unfortunate, since the townies could give us a lot of stake in the town if we actually had a reason to care about them.

>>5958066
Now that I think about it, the main problem the townies have is that we don't know any of their motivations or aspirations. We don't really know what drives any of them, and that makes it hard to see them as actual characters, because all of their actions just seem random and unattributed. If we had some kind of idea of these things it would be easy to justify some of the things they do or don't do, instead of just saying "It was so Steven could learn something"

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>>5958088
>>5958092
>Current Year meme
>Still getting townie episodes
Yeah okay this was fun in Season 3 i guess but now the plot should actually be going somewhere, instead we're still getting dicked around.

Townie episodes are only good when there's a gem besides Steven involved.

>>5958112
Agreed, but they have to actually be involved. The gems cooking in Restaurant Wars for all of five seconds is an example of bad shoehorning. Garnet didn't even speak at all.

>>5958092
Agreed, Sadie's probably the most fleshed out townie and all we know about her is she fawns over Lars and she has an overbearing positive reinforcement mom. I still haven't seen a reason to forgive her for what she did on Island Adventure.

>>5958102
Every season has had around the same number of townie episodes. This is nothing new. The plot has "actually be going somewhere" since the beginning of season 2, and possibly even before then with Ocean Gem, but that didn't stop Sadie's Song or any of the other townie episodes.

>>5958112
That's because we care about the gems. If Steven's the only main character there, we don't care about any of the interactions that happen in the episode because we've seen him interact with everyone, so there's nothing new, and don't care about any of the interactions that are taking place, because none of the townies matter to us.

>>5958129
>The plot has needed to "actually be going somewhere"
*