/sug/ Steven Universe General - Cozy Saturday Night Edition

>>5947934
Jasper is fat

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5948987

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BALDING

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or maybe they will end up naked

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Comfy

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Here we go.

>>5947960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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SPICY

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>>5947960
how does he do it

>>5950865
Isn't "here we go" a sapphire meme?

>>5950874
Garnet is pretty much just Sapphire anyway.

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>>5950863
eyyy

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>>5950865

>>5950874
It's a sapphirefag meme

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I want Alexandrite to have a nigga moment.

Finally, time to dump.

“Amethyst, you are revolting!” Pearl looked at her with disdain across the kitchen’s countertop.

In the small house, her slurping and gagging at the stack of flapjacks covered in motor oil was echoed and amplified. Luckily Steven was spending the day with Connie and didn’t need to bear witness to the act. What a disgusting role-model she makes, Pearl thought, and kept “Amethyst, you are revolting!” Pearl looked at her with disdain across the kitchen’s countertop.

“Mmphgrrraa?” she said between sickening, greasy bites. A large glop fell between her cleavage and stained her gem as she smacked.

“Ugghh!” Pearl rolled her eyes and stuck her nose to the ceiling. “Honestly, the way you conduct yourself is absolutely abhorrent. Why do humans even like to hang out with you?”

Amethyst swallowed and shrugged, “Eh, I dunno. Maybe cause I’m semi-relatable, instead of being a neurotic cupcake like someone I know. Besides, I make sure to clean up where it counts…”

“And where is that exactly? Certainly not that junkpile room of yours.” Taking up a cloth Pearl began to scrub at the offending marks off the tile island. It was everywhere.

“Hey! I told you I have a system in place. Do not fuck it up.” She rolled her eyes. “And no it’s not my room. I take good care of my special places. You know. My nether-regions?”

“Oh, please.” Pearl blushed slightly and turned to the fridge. “Such a place hardly requires upkeep. We have no use for those particular human constructs.”

“I do.” Amethyst scoffed. “Given how much I eat and drink I have to keep it clean. Vidalia’s boy really seems to like it. Hehe.”

“Ugh, and his friends too, I suppose? You’re such a whore, Amethyst.” She corrected an upturned milk carton and began to organize the fruit by ripeness.

“You bet I am. Wait…uhh…Pearl? When was the last time YOU cleaned down there?”

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I'm ready to read the long awaited sequel

>>5950884
Bitch Ruby is what gives Garnet her cute.

>>5950894
>>5950896
ANONS DREAM COMES TRUE

>>5950865
>>5950874
>>5950884
>>5950886
Just for that, the next one is gonna be a random meme.

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>>5950903

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>>5950896
>>5950894
I didn't sign up for this

>>5950894

She froze and kept her eyes glued to back of the fridge. Dead silence claimed her and she didn’t dare take a breath.

“Pearl!”

“W-why does that matter? I told you I have no use for it. My uniform covers up everything anyways.” Her blue eyes darted back and forth and she began to march to the temple door.

Amethyst grabbed her wrist and yanked her back before she could disappear. “Ooooh, no you don’t! How long has it been? You’re the queen of hygiene it couldn’t have been that long…right?”

“Are you serious? It is none of your concern!” she sneered.

“Let’s see it!” Amethyst snatched up the cloth of her pants and pulled.

“Get your hands off me!” she countered and grunted, wrestling the fabric from her grip.

Determined, Amethyst shoved her onto the sofa and tore off her tiny shorts in one swift movement.

A trail of liquid filth followed the arc and hung in long gooey trails from the article, decorating her hands in a pungent plasma. In an instant the nauseating smell of red tide hit her nostrils. Stunned, she weighed the shorts in her arms. They felt heavy and soggy, and the interior was a solid dark streak, coated in a shining congealed splotch that ran to the front and back, broken up only occasionally with a peach-colored hair or a generous glob of white and yellow smegma. It looked disgusting... yet so inviting.

The smell was more vile than anything Amy could remember. It was the smell of pus, of rancid periods, of ancient flesh rotten to the core releasing five thousand years of stench into her nostrils. In short, like pure filth. And she loved it.

She took a look at the congealed mass of bodily waste and secretions. Then, she pushed the pants inside-out, leaving her hand inside it and the thick layer of gunk on the outside. She brought her mouth closer to it, and took a long, hard sniff. Sensation flooded Amethyst's nose as the noxious fumes entered her nostrils, and the feeling was extraordinary.

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>>5950872
Not too spicy, but also sweet.

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Late night flockmod anyone?
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
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whre is moy thred?

>>5950925

Amethyst fell on her behind, with a slight high from Pearl's secretions and rot. But it went away quickly, and she was left unsatisfied. She needed more. Slowly, she raised the article of her clothing to face level, and opened her mouth as she brought it closer to her mouth.

She could almost taste it.

A string of some thick yellow substance made its way to Amethyst's lips, and she slurped it up hungrily. It tasted like a mixture of moss and moldy fruit, and as the slimy thread made its way across Amy's tongue she shuddered in delight. Eventually it came loose from Pearl's pants, bringing with it a large glob of dark browns and reds intermingling with each other. This had a wildly different flavour, like dirt and coins and spoiled, lumpy milk all in one. She swished the substance around in her mouth as it mixed with her saliva to create a thick viscous liquid before gulping it down. The feeling of the thick lump making its way through her esophagus was just wonderful, and Amethyst felt a sort of sadness that it was over. Then she remembered the pants in her hands, and took her joy once more.

Pearl watched in a mixture of joy and disgust, as well as a strange sort of pride, as Amy ran her tongue and lips all over her stained trousers, slurping up her old periods and feces and God knows what in complete ecstasy. Blob after blob of foul ancient smegma and shit disappeared into Amy's mouth and she could see it move down her gullet bit by bit.

Within minutes, Pearl's pants had been licked as clean as 5000-year-old unwashed trousers could get, and Amethyst smiled at her, a small yellow-brown string of old half-hardened pus dangling from the right corner of her mouth. Then she lunged at Pearl.

She needed much more.

Amethyst roughly shoved her hands between Pearl's legs, and pulled them apart with great haste. Then she saw the buffet presented before her.

>>5950944
You're the worst Ruby, you don't get a thread. We've been over this.

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>>5950894
>>5950896
>>5950925
>>5950952
ENOUGH

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>>5950933
Very Spicy, so spicy it could kill a man.

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I'm just going to post the hair cake vidio, its a much more quick and painless way of making you want to throw up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY

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>>5950893
you are good at twitter hunting

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>>5950944
this is my thred niga

>>5950952
Now that I look at it, maybe this needs a little polishing. I'll try to improve it after the next half is finished.


Pearl's inner thighs had gone from her alabaster white to a yellowish-light grey colour as dead skin had piled up, and off-white entities could be seen moving on them. Moving inward, her cunt was covered with a thick layer of dead flesh, large lesions in the skin patched up with hardened, crusty pus with clumps of smegma resting within it. Above her clitoris it had become slightly thinner, and she noticed patches of pubic hair sticking out of the skin, a much darker peach than the tuft on her head. Lastly was her perineum, where the thick yellow of her vaginal pus and smegma met the dark brown of crusted and rotting faeces, all plastered onto a grey canvas of dead flesh and sweat. A hefty musk drifted up from Pearl's taint, and Amethyst moved her head between Pearl's legs to get a whiff of it. Then she noticed the insides of Pearl´s thighs.

The things she saw wriggling around were maggots, more specifically botfly larvae. They were mostly buried inside Pearl's dead flesh, And amethyst estimated each one to be over half an inch long and almost as fat. Her stomach growled, and she felt hungry. Pearl, who had been mortified by Amethyst staring at her filthy crotch, gasped as she felt an unfamiliar sensation move across her left thigh.

Amethyst had started sucking on her thighs, and the maggots inside them were being pulled out into Amethyst's mouth as she greedily sucked them out. Pearl moaned loudly as she felt her children ripped from her wounds, blood and pus following in their wake. Within half a minute, she had gathered over two dozen larvae from Pearl's left thigh, and moaned quietly as they bit into every corner of her mouth.

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>>5950977
Even Spicier

>>5950979
The hair cake is pretty tame though

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>>5950864
kill yourself
>>5950360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSsNaAB9wlg

>>5950979
Seeing people vomit on screen doesn't really affect too much, the hair cake video was gross but it's really my imagination that gets me in trouble. That's why pearls nasty clam actually made me feel nauseous. I couldn't even make it a quarter of the way through.

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>>5950992
no complaints here

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Ruby has
arrive

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flapis plappisbapis wingdangwapittydappityschmapis

>>5950993

She started chewing, and the maggots exploded into a mess of worm guts and slime, making Amy's mouth start to water. She swallowed, and moved on to the other thigh, which had fewer maggots due to Pearl's snacking habits. After doing the same to Pearl's right thigh, she gathered the paste into her cheek and stated gently slurping up Pearl's thigh fluids, using her tongue to mix the blood and pus pouring out of Pearl's supple thighs with the maggoty paste.

Once done, she raised her head up from Pearl's thighs, now pockmarked with light pink wounds, and to face Pearl.

"W-why'd you stop?" questioned Pearl?

"I'll show you. Now open your mouth and close your eyes", said Amethyst seductively.

Pearl gaped open her mouth, which was surprisingly clean, giving a sharp contrast to her dirty uncleaned cunt.

"Good girl. Here's your surprise", Amy said, as she drew Pearl into a passionate kiss.

Pearl reciprocated, and felt something wet and slimy enter her mouth. Thinking it was Amethyst's tongue, she moved her own to meet with Amy's, only to split the substance apart and have a bitter, dirt-like flavour assault her tongue.

Amethyst continued to push the maggoty paste into Pearl's maw, and when Pearl realized what was happening, she began gobbling it up, cleaning every piece of the pulp from Amethyst's mouth with her tongue.

Pearl rolled the paste around her mouth, savoring the feeling of Amy's saliva mixing with hers and the strong flavour of her home-grown larvae. After enjoying it for some time, she grabbed Amethyst by the head, and pulled her in for another kiss.

"Dude, what are you doiii-Mmf"

Amethyst felt the larvae goop enter her mouth yet again, this time with a large helping of Pearl spit. It tasted even better than before. Their tongues intertwined, and small strings of drool began falling fro their lips as the two gems kissed ever more passionately, Amethyst still swishing the maggots around.

>>5950943
Can we get some drawfags in here?? Nobody can draw for shit and they're just spamming now

>>5951009
I love joji's music, even his meme shit.

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>>5951038
w i n g d a n g w a p i t t y d a p p i t y s c h m a p i s

>>5951058
You deserve it

>>5951050
She then withdrew her tongue, and pushed the slimy paste of botfly larvae back into Pearl's hungry mouth.

"I've already had my share, so you can have this one. Besides, they were yours to begin with."

Pearl swallowed the goop, feeling the mucous mixture move down her throat and through her esophagus. The aftertaste was strong and bitter, with a hint of earth and salt from the tears of her thighs' weeping sores. It was quite nice, she thought to herself.

Amethyst was still hungry. She moved down to Pearl's crotch, tentatively licking the dead skin covering her cunt. It was salty and dry, and the taste of smegma permeated it all around. Then, she began to scrape off a small piece of flesh with her teeth, her efforts rewarded by a thin strip of dead skin in her mouth. It melted like butter, butter made out of churned pus that is. She began scraping off another strip, larger this time. Pearl barely felt it through the three inches of dead and rotting tissue covering her vagina. Amethyst tore off another strip, then another, then another, strip after strip of smegma and pus-ridden skin disappearing into Amy's starving maw. Amethyst decided that this would take way too much time.

She sunk her teeth into Pearl's crotch, and ripped out a two inch thick piece of tissue. The smell of rotting flesh emerged stronger than ever before, and the greyish-yellow had become splotched with coal black and custard yellow spots, being either dry and crusty or wet and slimy in a seemingly random pattern. Amethyst scooped one of the yellow spots out with her index finger, and put the contents into her mouth. It certainly wasn't custard, but it was much tastier.

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>>5951058
>Kill the general for some art program where their progress can be easily erased with no trace

Just stick with normal art programs

>>5951026
For me its just imagining the consistency of the batter and the hair, though I'm a bit of a pussy when it comes to hair thanks to the one time I got a wad of it stuck in my through while I was getting my hair cut.
>>5951063
Same
https://soundcloud.com/chloeburbank/old-yeller

>>5951089
Amethyst began sucking the contents of the splotches out, mixing them in her mouth to create the perfect blend of rot, pus and bile to privilege her tastebuds with. She gulped, and went back to work on Pearl's crotch, now focusing on eating the skin in the area around Pearl's clit. If it were still alive, Pearl would've enjoyed it tremendously.

Within long Amethyst has already consumed all the dead flesh, and hit her teeth on something hard. Moving her face out of the hole she had dug in Pearl's dead crotch with her mouth, she saw a thick yellow substance, almost like caramel, covering Pearl's clitoral hood. She gave it a tentative lick, and the taste of smegma and sweat covered her tongue. Amethyst decided to move down a bit.

"No, wait!" Pearl shouted, but it was too late. Amethyst had started gobbling up the rotting tissue around Pearl's cunt again, and soon and odor even fouler than before made its way to Amy's nostrils. She looked at Pearl, and saw her shaking. Then she saw the skin bulge slightly, and start to tear.

A ripping noise was heard, and a torrent of pus, sweat, blood and vaginal secretions (and possibly a yeast infection or two) flooded out of Pearl's vagina, right into Amethyst's gaping mouth. She quickly put a hand before her, then wiped the liquid off her face with her hand. Then she noticed the new taste in her mouth.
The mixture of various bodily secretions might have be considered unpalatable to some, but to Amethyst it was heavenly. She laid her mouth onto Pearl's pussy again, greedily sucking out Pearl's sweet vaginal nectar. Once in a while large chunks of well fermented smegma and hardened discharges would enter her mouth, and they felt delicious scraping against her tastebuds before disappearing down her esophagus.

And that's the first part. Not sure how long the second one will be, depends on whether I do the fistula bit or not.

>>5950979
Hair cake is nothing compared to vomit cake.

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Good ... night?

>>5951100
what a mean-spirited song

>>5951118
good night sweet spice

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>>5951118
Goodbye, my love.

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>>5951118
>>5951136
>>5951126
rip

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>>5951122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0
Same dude, calmer shit
>>5951118
G' night

>>5951157
Does George still make music?

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>>5951118
This is farewell.

I updated my homeworld gems weapon theories in case any of you are interested

>>5951004
is that army or shouldy?

>>5951191
Army.

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>>5951191
It's army.

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>>5951157
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself

>>5950894
>>5950925
>>5950952
>>5950993
>>5951050
>>5951089
>>5951103
my body hurts. and my optic nerve has begun to disintegrate

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>>5951179
He said something on the main channel is coming out today or tomorrow (Which he said was his nastiest shit yet.), Pink life is soon(tm) and he released Old Yeller a few days ago, but that was way too Pink Guy to be a Joji track.
He did make a band camp a few weeks ago and talked about the chloe burbank ablum a bit on his private account though, so there is hope for a Joji album still
>>5951233
Shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

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What if Lapis was a dumb redneck

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>>5950896

>>5951248
Why though? I would appreciate knowing what you find wrong with it, so I can improve my writing.

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>>5950988
Thanks,bro.

>>5951269
she literally is!

>>5951312
She's a dumb blueneck

guys, some hero made a ruby thread on /aco/

>>>/aco/941155

/sug/ can you make gravy with soy milk, or will it taste like trash?

>>5951269
but she's a noble. Isn't that why she was on the diplomatic envoy, and why bismuth attacked her despite being unarmed

>>5951365
Gravy with soy milk will taste like gravy with urine and pus in it, don't do it. Urine and pus don´t go together.

>>5951276
i beat my meat too hard

>>5951364
>some hero

It was you, wasn't it?

>>5951417
are you speaking from experience, or just knowledge of soy milk?

>>5951442
I don't flatter myself, it wasn't me.

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http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/152161520779/the-raid

reminder that bismuth is a baby murderer and lapis is a pedophile

>tfw anthony burch is going to appear on the show
oh well it was good while it lasted

>>5951459
>BismuthDoesBeta.jpg

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>>5951459
>Can kill babies
>But won't kill Sapphire
Fucking fag

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Post random bullshit idkany more
>>5951489
Ashly is on the show, the kuk isn't touching the show

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IT'S
THE
NTRSACK

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>>5951519
>implying I'll ever give you the sweet release of death

Oh Sapphire, you ARE a card.

>>5951269
>Gem Harvest
She's cutting it close

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>>5951577
Dropped my PIC
By tang

>>5951575
>Pictured: Young Powder Keg engineer shows off new invention, which would later be named the 'Stake Driver'

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>>5951575
Do it motherfucker.
You ain't got no morals or bullshit holding you back.
Ain't nobody gonna miss me.

>>5951557
eugh, why is this fandom's porn so gruesome

All this disgusting garbage and there's nothing of Connie without Steven's dick in it

>>5951557
Isn't Pearl supposed to have the biggest penis? I don't think this artist watches the show.

>>5951424
Don't worry, the next part will be less arousing.

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That story... never have I witnessed such a thing... my mind has transcended to Elysium.


Never change /trash/

>>5951446
Both

>>5951459
I keep checking the notes, some flighty ideas are cropping up

>Okay, first of all: this is a really good catch. That fight is definitely at the Beta Kindergarten, and Jasper herself may have held off Crystal Gem forces long enough for Homeworld reinforcements to arrive (when Garnet and Bismuth presumably ducked out of the fight). Definitely adds an unsettling twist to Eyeball’s “they said you popped out of the ground with your helmet on, and took out 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down” line.

>In terms of what Lapis was there to do, why not the very first thing we’re told she *can* do, and the very thing she’s doing when we see this scene? Teaching. She could have been sent as an instructor for an army of soon-to-emerge Quartz soldiers, able to create mirror-surfaces to show whatever they needed to learn (as she did in Same Old World, for Steven).

>After all, water has a close association with learning and knowledge, in old Homeworld culture. The Sea Spire is for thinkers, and Peridot observes Steven’s bathroom to be some kind of “archaic think chamber”, presumably because of its, ahem, water features. It would make sense for Lapis Lazulis, a gem closely associated with “water and flying” to have a knowledge-based role in Homeworld society.

>Which would make our Lapis Lazuli literally a Kindergarten Teacher. No wonder she puts the Rubies in “time out”.
HAH. IMAGINE

https://modestmondays.tumblr.com/post/152179924703/the-raid

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>>5951625
>Ain't nobody gonna miss me.

I would laugh at how retardly untrue that is, but you're probably being serious, so I wont.

>>5951661
thanks for the tip. I still need to experiment with miso paste, browned nonfat dry milk and juniper

>>5951641
It wasn't that bad, was it?

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>>5951670
God damnit, just do it already.

>>5951627
You brought up a good point about rule 34 in general, WHY do I need to know whose penis is in the girl I'm fapping to
99% of people will be LESS turned on by porn if you know the dude dicking them and it makes it harder to self insert if you are into that.
Lastly, it makes some porn worse to oogle at purely because it put more attention to the dick, and thats gay

>>5951665
OH MY GOD
jasper has a teacher fetish, suddenly I relate to her

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>>5951118

>>5951739
and suddenly lapis is SO MUCH HOTTER TO ME I didn't think it was possible

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>>5951731
Your son is a motherfucker.

remember that time woolie turned down fusion with two powerful quartz soldiers to go forge weapons

>>5951665
The only thing Lapis was teaching those underage quartzes was how to make her cum.

>>5951665
I can't stop imagining Lapis as a slutty teacher who fucks all of her quartz students. Dang.

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>>5951748
excuse you

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>>5951731
Nope.

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>>5951755
>That time woolie's cousins broke his breaking point

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http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
Come draw, guys!

>>5951796
I don't want to draw guys

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>>5951786
For what purpose?

>>5951804
Just because they have a penis doesn't mean they are guys

>>5951735
I don't even want penises. I just want female flesh

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>>5951817
I don't know about that, anon.

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>>5951817

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>>5951739
>>5951750
>tfw my aunt is a schoolteacher

Oh God, why...

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>>5951796
even if I could draw I don't have any good ideas

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>>5951748

Three words:

Puffy.
Pearl.
Pussy.

>>5951868
>>5951839
>>5951739
>LAPIS IS A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER AND ALSO A PEDO

>>5951878
big.
scary.
pink.

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>>5951261
kill yourself

>>5951878
Filled.
With.
Larvae.

>>5951839
What's her number?

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>>5951829
Thats even harder to find becuase everyone who draws porn for this show has to have one shapeshifted dick in the image somehow and all of the lesbien porn is drawn like everoyone added 50 fifty pounds and never worked out in their life, minus Pearl whose always ffucking anarexic.
Any porn that IS good in concept will always be drwn in MSpaint or if lucky, pirated photoshop with the defualt brush
WHY DOES SU PORN MAKE ME SO PISSED
>>5951878
nah dude

>>5951833

Stevonnie probably has dick nipples and two pussies.

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THE CUBS JUST MADE IT TO THE WORLD SERIES!

>>5951796
Mate I write fics about botfly larvae snowballing, I can´t draw for shit

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>>5951811
Stop being so serious and have a little fun.

>>5951947
Huge clit with a ballsack(containing both the balls and the ovaries) hanging over a proto-vagina
>>5951955
Wow congratulations (insert pissy wisconsin sarcasm here)

>>5951890
ironic pottery

quartz kids were always her favorite

>>5952025
Amethyst and Steven need to visit the barn more often

>>5952043
Steven needs to visit Lapis' vagina more often

>>5952023

Seems legit to me.

>>5952025
>Quartz kids
I like that name.

>>5952056
Lapis needs to visit Steven's dick more often

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>>5952000
I wanted to refute that.
But i realized i've been getting too personal out of blue because the conversation feels like it takes that turn.
But i guess i just misjudge the situation because of of the tone.

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>>5951285

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>jasper and amethyst's fusion is turd colored furry
wwyd

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It doesn't matter if you are terrible. Come draw or else.
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11486276

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>>5951285
>>5952103
>And we still ain't got a source on this.

>>5952128
how tf do i use flock mod? I dont know how to move my view when i zoom in

Is there any actual proof blushmallet is a girl?

>>5952126
That fucking mouth holy shit I love that design.

>>5952126
>>5952128
HIVEMIND

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>>5952082
>i realized i've been getting too personal

You're just NOW saying that? No but really, stop being so pessimistic about your future.

I know I'm not.

tell me about cookie cat

why does he wear the helmet

>>5952144
her raging fangirlism

>>5951459
>Implying gems don't come out fully formed

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>>5952126
>>5952128
>Not a furry

I'm calling BS on you, Jasper. That's your 2nd fursona, and you know it.

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>>5952157
No-one cared who he was until he put on the helmet

>>5952157
he left his family behind or some shit

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>>5951752
kill yourself pearl

>>5952155
Oh, the pessimism isn't the issue which i can't say will ever stay gone, but i was always misjudging the situation because the tone starting to go places.
I'm sorry for that.

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Come on /sug/, confess your sins and I will for give you!

>>5951665
Then it again begs the question as to why was Jasper such a handsy cockbreath with Lapis. You'd think she'd be at least decent with someone affiliated with teaching her "sisters". Then again, she was plenty jerkish with Peridot too (just short of physical) and we all know her important role in regards to quartzes

>>5952249
I love indexer!

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>>5952249
>>5952249
>for give

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>>5952249
I AM the sin.

>>5952210
I'm pessimistic too, but I don't let it run me into the ground. You have to WANT to be cheerful, you know.

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>>5952249

I enjoy fetishizing this

>>5952287
NOT YOU AGAIN

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>>5952249
I have urge to randomly hug people and i hate myself for having that.

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>>5952249
I shot Lincoln.

>>5952262
maybe she didn't see her there
or, like in the first post of that theory, thinks lapis is the reason the CG's found the beta kindergarten

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>>5952249
>for give
But I'll bite anyways, I write fan fiction and I unironically make tumblr posts about shipping shit.

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>>5952287
this shit again?

>>5952314
link your blog

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>>5952316
>3.91 MB, 3540x3675
WHYYYYY

>>5952314
oh boy I wonder which one you are
I know that disgustdorite one probably browses here

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>>5952278
Hey, you've seen my cheerful side.
It's just never gonna last y'know.

>>5952328
>>5952339
Fuck that shit, I'm anon and I'm fine with that, I'm not that known though.

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>>5952334
because the png was 4.98 MB
same reason this was reencoded, the original jpg is 12.7 MB

>>5952249
I am wall anon and have an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon character

>>5952350
it's not like i'm going to be able tell who you are when you post here.

I just wanted to read your stuff.

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>>5952351
>3.95 MB, 6703x9282
THAT'S NOT THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MAN

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>first it was war veterans
>then it was kids
>now it's starting to be about newborns and dogs with AIDS

When will Lapis' reign of terror finally end?

>>5952364
Maybe one day, but not today anon.

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>>5952293
>>5952316

YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?

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>>5952379
I don't fucking care about your potato rig or your shitty mobile browser m8

>>5952389
When Bismuth finally shatters her

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>>5952342
>It's just never gonna last

Well it should.

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>>5952399
kill yourself

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>>5952249
I like Zuke.

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>>5952416

I live for this.

The dance we do. May it never end.

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>>5952406
THAT'S NOT THE POINT EITHER YOU SPAZ, it's why the fuck even make them that big??? For what fucking purpose? It's always these shitty fucking fetishes who have the hugest fucking files. ALWAYS

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>>5952424
You're beyond help.

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>>5952424
me too, bud

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>>5952414
You know just what to say.

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>>5952424
Yeah nah bruh you should just kill yourself.

>>5952424
Yeah I guess that would be my confession too

>>5952461
I'm being serious.

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>>5952431
helium tanks are 50% off your nearest walmart, it's now or never m8
>>5952433
Most images are created "that big"
large canvases help get shitty brushes settings to work, then resize them to post on dumblr or your shitty blog wherever else
dA has no big restrictions on files, so most people don't bother resizing too much

Three words:

Sweaty.
Feminine.
Nutsack.

>>5952489
Filled.
With.
Larvae.

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>>5952443
>>5952467

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>>5952272
And that OK, especially when the image is actually a lot smaller
>>5952276
As long as you don't let your stands stats fall Jotaro you're a pretty cool dude, defeating DIO and not being afraid of anything
>>5952287
Well then anon, I guess I'll forgive that, just don't spam
>>5952296
Hugs are nice anon, its OK (I hope hugs isn't slang for anything, cause thats not nice.)
>>5952298
Shit happens man, its OK
>>5952314
I think we all do for the most part, just in case /sug/ dies due to web problems. Shippings ok as long as you don't restrain someone
>>5952360
I know, its better you have a wall be that then that pearl anon with the jizz jar
>>5952424
She draws Amethyst hair well anon, I'll forgive you

>>5952389
This unstable ho is too kinky for her own good

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>>5952476
I know, that one just really hit home.

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>>5952249
I don't like to admit it, but deep inside me i know Smokey is a shit fusion.

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>>5952520
>(I hope hugs isn't slang for anything, cause thats not nice.
Nope, i just really like hugs
I was never hugged to much as a child ;_;

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>>5951739
>>5951665
>>5951459
>>5951739

>>5952389
Her depravity will be undoing

She's going to try and get gang banged by the CGs and in their brutal passion they'll accidentally shatter her

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>>5952531
If you say so.

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>>5952488

No thanks, mate.

You're still dancing, so I'm going to keep twirling for a while.

>>5952520
I guess I could have a jizz jar
kinda gross though

>>5952559
so THAT's how Jasper and Lapis both new how to fuse

>>5952559
Now THIS is what I like to see.

>>5952249
I haven't liked the show since the Peridot redemption arc started and I don't know why I still waste my time here

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>>5952559
this is seriously the hottest lapis has ever been to me and that is really saying something

I just
teachers man what is it
WOW the fact the first crush I ever had was on the teacher's assistant in grade primary probably has something to do with it now that I think about it

>>5952559
Amazing, amazing. Love the detail that it's some other jasper (one of many)
>>5952589
Them knowing how to tango perfectly has always made me scratch my head, especially with how JASPER was the lead. No way quartzes fuse together like that, they must do some macho Ruby squad shit

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>>5952249

>>5952669
I wanna curb stomp it.

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>>5952558
I completely forgive you anon
>>5952550
Its OK, Smokey knows shes shit but its accepting that that makes everything better, I think
>>5952572
don't
>>5952614
Sometimes it isn't about the show, sometimes its about the friends you make and the porn you jack off too. Sometimes shows change, sometimes show lose there grove for a bit.

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>>5952559
>pink eyes

>>5952701
I've jerked it to pony porn

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>>5952701
Hit me with your best shot there lad.

>>5952731
literal pony porn? same

As messed up in the head and unfamiliar with Earth culture, Lapis is really good with Steven isn't she? Certainly more maternal than the CGs for their centuries of experience on earth

>>5952731
pony porn isn't the most fucked up thing I've fapped to by a long shot

>>5952812
He saved her, and now she's going to save him.

>>5952812
>maternal

stop that

she's his friend not a mom

she's done nothing even remotely motherly and Steven doesn't even look up to herl ike that

>>5952731
i've fapped to a guy causing a male horse to cum loads by fucking it in the ass before

Has anyone ever had thanksgiving stuffing made with waffles instead of normal bread?

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>>5952731
I mean if it was a one or two time thing and we're the only people who know about it and it doesn't effect anything its ok. unless >>5952803 is the case, in which same
>>5952761
I'll forgive you for your overly lavish lifestyle becuase I can't judge with my half-dad being a millionaire
>>5952680
OK, how did my nudes leak and who did I even send nudes to
>>5952824
same

>>5952839
Even so, I'm thinking back to the professor Lazuli theory

>>5952847
There are some moments in Barn Mates and AaS that felt like that to me. But you're right, maternal isn't exactly the right word and she is not a mother figure.

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>>5952249
I ship lapidot

>>5952893
professor Lazuli theory?

>>5952812
I think you're right
>that head pat when she wanted steven to stop talking in alone at sea
if she's not lashing out or has a bad past with someone she's actually pretty gentle

like a goddamn kindergarten teacher

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>>5952870
Fake as shit religious figures man, this is like the stupidest fucking plot twists in games i swear man.

>>5952870
>he has a millionaire relative too

Nice.

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I need to go to bed, I'll see you sinners in the morning

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>>5952249
Jaspis is the only pairing I've ever shipped

>>5952923
>>5952559
see links

>>5952669
http://orig13.deviantart.net/567b/f/2015/269/e/5/okay_steven__we_can_keep_her__by_hyperhugz-d9b0lrv.png
kill yourself

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>>5950896
needs more rot
Did anyone ever compile the whole thing? I'm prepared to

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>>5952870
kill yourself

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>>5952953
kill yourself retard

>>5952953
nighty night sleep tight

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>>5952926
Her kindergarten skills puts Peridot to shame

>>5952249
I made a shitpost about Lapidot being a fantasy for unattractive lesbians that was capped and used to drum up Zuke hate on /sug/.

>>5952926
I am so down with this theory it hurts

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>>5952970
>all those tabs

>>5953031
you were just speaking the truth

>>5952431
>>5952488
>>5952570

has the artist drawn her being changed?

why does steven look so... different, especially in his eyes, in the GH preview and some recent episodes?

>>5953082
that's raven's style. big pupils and such

>>5952957
would you still ship Jaspis if Lapis turns out to be a kindergarten gem teacher and makes it pedophilic

>>5953082
he is not the steven

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>>5953082
The keikaku is beginning to take hold of him

I really want kindergarten teacher Lapis to be a real thing, if only for the deluge of sexy schoolmarm art it will no doubt bring.

Oh fuck. There's a number of themes like this going on with the HW trio, like
>Lapis = prewar
>Jasper = midwar
>Peridot = postwar

And stupid insignificant parallels like
>Lapis = barefoot
>Peridot = socks
>Jasper = shoes/boots

And now with this >>5951665 we have
>Peridot = quartz maker
>Lapis = quartz teacher
>Jasper = the quartz

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I hope Becky had a fabulous day today!

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>>5953207
>tfw postwar is filled with meme gremlins

>>5953207
Bravo, Sugar

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>>5953256
Cuuuuuute!!!

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>>5953324

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>>5952701

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>>5953331
Absolutely perfect!

>>5953207
>tfw Malachite was the equivalent of a teacher punishing a student

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>>5953344

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>>5952680
>>5953337
Holy shit that is nice.

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>>5953379

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>>5953385

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>>5953396
Can you spot Ian?

>>5953406
Ian got some big tits

>>5953406
What a fat fuck

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>>5953421
>>5953427
NO BULLY IAN

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Ruby a cute

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>>5953448
Don't worry, me and him share a first name. So we share the same pain, it's how things work.

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>>5953464
Please don't bully yourself or Ian! Be nice instead!

>>5953448
i bet he got a big ol' dick

Gem Harvest is off the bat touching upon peridot's kindergarten job and what can be construed as how newborn gems are treated (peri and lapis expected the corn to obey them, kek). It can be reasonably expected that the episode will delve further into this

And maybe Lapis never saw fit to tell Steven why she was on earth (simply opting to leave out the detail) because she DID fuck up majorly in being spotted and attracting the CGs to maraud the Jasper next. And that's possibly why Jasper was so disrespectful towards her in the two-patter

So naughty teacher Ms. Lazuli will sink or swim as early as next month. But it's probably too perfect to be true, that's just how it is

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>>5953482
Sexualization of the Ian is illegal in /sug/, he is meant to be pure.

>>5951630
do YOU watch the show?

Pearl is a cuck

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>>5953476
>Please don't bully yourself or Ian!
You just told me not to bully myself or myself, i am so confused anon.

>>5953495
*the jasper nest
(Which forced them out of their holes early)

*two-parter

>>5953476
the fly of the guy on the left is down.

he can't keep himself from cumming all over the hottie next to him.

>>5952889
wait a second
i recognize that nutsack

>>5950894
>>5950925
>>5950952
>>5950993
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>>5951103
I feel slightly sick, this is amazing. When blue board /sug/ comes back I;m going to the library and I'm going to repost all of this

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>>5953540
>When blue board /sug/ comes back
I'm not excited for this day

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>>5953495
It's too late for her to be a lustful teacher.

She is now becoming a down-home country slut that lives on a farm

>>5953577
she'll briefly try to go back to her respectable education career but pupkin will be a problem student that makes her give up on herself forever

>>5953495
Watch as the episode debunks yet another one of this fandom's theories.

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Amethyst is cute! CUTE!

>>5953603
>peridot went from a cold and calculating techie to a meek and raging autist
>lapis will go from a presumably well-mannered kindergarten teacher to a crackpot yokel

Earth is great

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So are we getting some suicides tonight or what?
>>5953053
>not having 114 tabs open at all times
F

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>>5953667
No.

>>5953515
Punch yourself in the mouth Ian, do it right now
FEEL THE PAIN
LOVE THE PAIN

>>5953667
Suicides are a way of life in many countries.

Take Guyana for example.

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When is Peridot going to fuck Amethyst?

I wanna be bent over lap's lap
and spanked by a ruler

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>>5953737
hopefully never