Don't expect anything special from me. 24 would be enough for now.
No clones, duplicates or doppelgangers.
Megumin
>>5945431
Fujiwara no Mokou
Gonna work on fixing those backgrounds now
Junpei Iori
>>5945431
Kaito the Ladykiller
Nero Vanetti
>>5945431
Tomoe Mami
Starlord
Cirno
>>5945431
Colette
>>5945431
Littletale Asgore
>>5945431
Clawdia
>>5945431
Boku
Illyasviel von Einzbern
Araragi
Yukine
>>5945431
Rika
>>5945418
....
I officially give up on ever talking to you.
>>5945431
Tesseract
Leysritt
>>5945431
Rhino and Jello
Seth Rollins
>>5945431
Homucifer
>>5945431
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5945487
You can always fight if you want to not talk.
>>5945431
Walpurgisnacht
Shalashaska
>>5945431
Luther
>>5945419(???)
Ohh...
that is weird.
>>5945426(Clawdia)
My name is colette. nice to meet you!
>>5945431
Specter.
Thank you fairy.
Baki the Grappler
>>5945431
Thurman
>>5945418
Well it looks like there's a game. Good luck Clawdia
>>5945503
You wouldn't be worth the effort, really.
Vic Viper
Colonel Sanders
>>5945431
Reigen Arataka
>>5945431
Emiya Kiritsugu
Nekomaru Nidai
>>5945533
You.. Uh, you okay today?
Stalker
Now you guys show up. Will need four more now.
>>5945564
Lilfella
>>5945445
Holy shit it fixed itself without me doing anything
I'll host next probably
>>5945564
Raditz
>>5945564
The Peaky Angels
>>5945563
Greetings Comrade
>>5945564
Soviet
>>5945527
I don't need luck!
>>5945533
There's effort in dying?
>>5945560
What's that supposed to mean?
>>5945596
No. Just in kicking your sorry rear.
>>5945582
What was the original problem about ?
>>5945595
Howdy-ho, my day was fine if you are wondering that.
Looks like I only needed two more. Good, right?
>>5945596
>There's effort in dying?
Swish
>>5945604
But you can barely reach my rear with your short legs.
>>5945611
Do I look like roles of tape to you?
>>5945611
I am ready to begin.
>>5945611
Alright, time to win
>>5945609
Good comrade. Same here. Weekend is still kinda slow
>>5945628
It's still a figure of speech.
>>5945604
You seem a little.. Hostile.
>>5945611
Looks good to go!
>>5945611
Strange district, oh well, whatever, not like we are gonna help eachother at all.
>>5945640
Not really on my end, hunting speed's things up.
>>5945611
I accept this challenge.
>>5945629
Aikawa's things have been messing up with me lately. That's fixed now.
Not surprised no one wants to swap with them either. I'll be starting.
>>5945611
I'm ready!
>>5945625
Cheese?
>>5945644
Oh alright, because you ever coming close to me without a tank just seems silly.
>>5945611
Some weird looking dude and an albino monkey, things are looking great.
>>5945605
>Couldn't load the backgrounds in the CSS because the files were too large (nearly 10MB)
>I opened up brantsteele and they now seem to work fast enough for autocropper
>>5945611
I have been told that Christmas is a time where everyone ignores the other holidays. So it makes sense to just host it right now.
>>5945653
Great. Try to keep the mutants from escaping.
>>5945647
Maybe I'm just feeling grouchy because I keep talking with people that don't know some of the most commonly-known terms and words around?
>>5945669
I wouldn't need to touch you, physically.
>>5945702
I think I got to take a massive one... RIGHT ABOUT NOW! MAKE WAY FOR NEKOMARU!
>>5945702
Nah, nah fuck this shit, I'm out fuck this.
>>5945705
Escaping from what? the zone? that's not my job, my job's is to kill any mutants that come close to anyone that pays me.
>>5945702
I'll make that fat man pay for not bringing my parents home for Christmas.
>>5945702
Weeeee!
>she crashes down and slides down with her face in the snow
>>5945706
You're gonna throw stuff? Sorry to say, but I'm sorta a dodger.
>>5945702
Dashing through the arena
On my way to win the game
Over the bodies we go
Exploding all the way
favourite food GO
>>5945702
It's not even december, though
>>5945740
It doesn't matter if you can't fly out the way fast enough. Oh, you can't fly at all, can you?
>>5945747
Grilled cheese.
>Steak. I am Texan, after all.
>>5945702
Isn't it a little bit early to hold a Christmas party?
>>5945747
Oh shit, uh, fuckin- Cheesecake
>>5945747
Beef stroganoff hamburger helper edition
>>5945702
And we begin!
>>5945706
Haha, and I'm an exception to that? I'm not too bright if you hadn't noticed.
>>5945747
Ice cream.
>Salmon.
>>5945702
Other than Asgore forgetting how to count and Specter really wanting to kill Santa, this is a chill day.
>>5945747
Lollipops are oreety good.
>Pizza or pasta
>>5945723
Explains alot now...
>>5945765
I can jump high and leap fast, all's that needed, if you are WAY high up, I can just kick a bomb at you if I need to.
>>5945747
chicken and spaghetti not together though...well maybe
>>5945789
That's because I'm actually Santa
>>5945747
Tori's butterscotch-cinnamon pie!
>Italian sausage or Cuban burger. I also like me a good hoagie.
>>5945789
Hey, counting's hard sometimes.
>>5945747
>shrimps
>and every kind of fish
>>5945789
I haven't had a feast fit this well for the most powerful mage ever in quite some time.
>she leaps out of the thread
(Thanks for hosting!)
>>5945789
It's just a game, if we wanted to hurt you, we would have gone a lot deeper...
>>5945771
>>5945761
Let's see here.
>she flips through a large book
It's in my notes here that there's already Christmas stuff in stores. Why wait.
>>5945789
I'll show just how jovial I am by bringing everybody a very unique, once-in-a-lifetime present.
Death.
>>5945789
It didn't have a red nose or bells. We're fine
>>5945702
...
>>5945789
Why thank you, low dimensional!
>The tesseract grabs and eats it in 4-d
>>5945747
Pate.
>>5945747
Anything really.
>Rice w. Pork Shoulder.
>>5945809
>>5945789
OI! I put a lot of work in to those things, dammit!
>>5945794
>>5945817
None of it would be fast enough. Good riddance.
>>5945787
You still at least know SOME words.
>>5945792
Look for Duty if you want to "keep the mutants from escaping"
>>5945807
You from Illinois by chance?
>>5945789
Tracked you down all this way... To hang out.
>>5945842
Hahaha, thanks?
>>5945796
Chicken spaghetti is a thing. They make it with like a cheese sauce rather than a tomato sauce
>>5945824
Because it's still two months away! And we still need to get through Halloween first...
>>5945789
Everyone wants to kill Santa. With presents like these, I can't blame them. I don't know about you, but I feel that event would have more meaning if they weren't the same person.
>>5945857
There can only be one!
>>5945857
L-like.. Cheating on our... Taxes?
>>5945824
Just because the stores are doing it doesn't means we should too you know. At least let Halloween come first
>>5945857
It's not even november yet Santa, it's too early!
>>5945857
>
>>5945851
It's just being blunt, really.
>>5945857
You have no one to blame but yourself! You should have ditched the Santa costume it freaked me out!
>>5945846
>No, Pennsylvania. Why do you ask?
>>5945852
I mean, anything can be a thing if you make it. Just add some chicken to your spaghetti, or use it to make like a pan sauce, deglazing the stuck on chicken with tomato sauce, then reincorporating the rest of the meat.
It's cooking, not baking. Go crazy
>>5945857
Silent night, dreary night
All is dead, all is right
Round yon bodies, friendly and foe
>>5945845
Tell me about the factions. Forgot to ask you about that
>>5945895
oops
>>5945893
They really dig that Italian sausage there is all
>>5945857
I-I guess I can get help Kiritsugu if he's really so useless that he insists he can't do it by himself...
>>5945517
Realy is. These things come and go. Look like it's gone now, Colette.
>>5945878
I didn't make the rules of Christmas. Way too young for that.
>>5945854
I'll do a Halloween game later.
>>5945900
I try not to get involved with these things, but fine, which one you want to know about first? Duty or Freedom.
note that I really don't know much about Freedom, I was much more leaning towards Duty.
>>5945857
You guys need to go back to math class.
>>5945817
See ya Clawdia.
>>5945928
You dare insult me with such childish titles!? Let us see who is truly the naughtiest and nicest!
>>5945918
Duty first. Then Freedom, I assume Freedom are Americans
>>5945915
Go ahead, I'll see what costume I'll wear this time.
>>5945928
Do I have to wait until then for my wish to come true?
>>5945928
...how naughty?
>>5945928
Y-you're lying!
>>5945928
You four will be my eyes for the rest of the day.
Go out and seek the others, report back to me afterwards.
>>5945857
>>5945895
>Rika is, frankly, absurdly off-key, and absurdly loud.
>>5945928
Best part about this holiday...the weather.
>>5945928
I don't know what it is about holidays and trees coming to life.
>>5945977
You should know not to stand around doing nothing when someone is chopping down a tree, idiot.
>>5945894
You can throw a bunch of crap into a pan just because, doesnt mean it will end up good. What I meant to say I guess, was that there was a very good chicken spaghetti recipe that I tried and it was delicious and I highly recommend you to try it.
>>5945946
Duty is basically the biggest of them all, they despise the zone and anything that was mutated by it, they are attempting to destroy the Zone and stop it from spreading.
however this doesn't mean that they are the good guys, they are a strict, and will kill about anything that oppose them, some say they have ties with the military, wouldn't be surprised at that since they are ex-military.
Still want to learn about Freedom?
>>5945886
Blunt? But Rika your not a bat or some kind of non-sharp melee weapon.
>>5945928
In a couple months yeah, he is.
>>5945977
I'm sorry! My legs are just long and awkward..
>>5945977
Anybody got chestnuts? Because I think it's time for an open fire
>>5945999
Har-de-har. You know what I mean.
...Actually, that reminds me of something.
>>5945977
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME-
>>5945747
Liver and fava beans.
>>5945994
True, but generally it'll taste good if you use your noggin. I haven't really had anything I didn't somehow screw up that turned out bad
>>5945998
I am familiar with that kind of story. I am sure they have good intentions but executions are terrible. I still want to know about Freedom
>>5945977
Well, that was scary.
>>5945977
So far the expired eggnog is the cause of the most deaths.
>>5945977
>Irisviel casts a circle of fire around her, and promptly sits down.
This should keep those pesky treants from invading my personal space.
Now I just need to wait for the tools to eliminate them all or satisfy their blood lust.
>>5946007
Get out of here Dr Lecter.
>>5946003
Oh? What did you start remembering?
>>5946023
Ah! Look I got hi-.. Oh... Here ya go, don't wander into another one okay?
>>5945977
>>5945999
Is your title of "Ladykiller" legit or is it just a joke ?
Because you're not doing a very good job living up to it.
>>5946023
Naughty. Now I'm a total Scrooge. I love the holidays though. ...... not really.
>>5946033
>Illyasviel*
>>5946008
It's all in the imagination, with just a pinch of kitchen pinoche
>>5946023
and when I wake up they'll be full of gifts
>>5946023
It's so fluffy and warm! Can I take one home?
>>5946023
nigga tell me there's at least some rum up in that biaaatch, ain't no playa drink eggnog strait up nawmasyin?
>>5946058
I, uh, thanks human, but I already got a home.
>>5946019
In my opinion, Freedom is by far the most damaging group to every stalker in the Zone, doesn't help that they are the second biggest, they are a bunch of crazy people who believe the Zone is a place of fucking wonder, where "freedom" is attained, I heard they despise Duty for opposing the Zone, and I heard they hate the everliving shit out of the Military and Scientists.
now that's not really the end of it, but I don't know much about Freedom to tell.
there's also the Mercs and FUCKING Monolith.
and scientists but who the fuck gives a little shit about those unhelpful fuckers.
>>5946023
Baki shows how naughty he is. What an asshole. That's really the only bad part on the Third day of Christmas.
>>5946023
>Illyasviel holds up the carton of egg-nog and reads the label off to the man and robot.
It says here, "Drink by December 20, 1978."
Whoops, I guess I forgot to check the expiration date.
Gomen, gomen.
>>5946076
Well, where can I get a doll that it's just like you?
>>5946081
I am a little bit too grown up for that, don't you think? Why don't you get a fake baby for that?
>>5946081
Hey, hey, hey no fighting!
>>5946081
B-B-But that was mine!
>>5946101
Uhhhh...I dunno.
>>5946081
>collapses from a heart attack
>>5946043
Haha, it's a joke title, but I imagine a Ladykiller would kill guys too, less competition I suppose.
>>5946081
They're so majestic, but none with red noses.
>>5946080
How much weed do you think they smoke? Must have a fucking mountain of it with that kind of thinking
>>5946081
>>5946101
I don't think this is working at all
>>5946081
That would also be expired. Those cartons were really old.
>>5946081
Some good presents finally come tonight as others die dumbly. There's no such things as ghosts.
>>5946111
Oy. Get up. Not your time yet.
>>5946081
>Illyasviel uses a ladder to hang the boughs of holly from the ceiling in her room.
There. This should suffice.
>Illyasviel climbs off of the ladder and folds it up before dispelling it back to the pocket dimension in her coat.
>>5946040
There's, uh, something I need to talk to Patchouli about, if you've seen her.I wanna dig through her books a bit to see if she has a certain spell around somewhere.
>>5946116
Weed? you mean ganja? yeah I don't know if they have those in the Zone, wouldn't be surprised if they do.
>>5946128
OY VEY GOYIM DONT DIE ON ME YET, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THE SHOAH
>>5946128
you 2 should shut up or i'll make you shut up
>>5946130
Look at this pro motherfucking role player. God damn I wish I was that good
>>5946108
Ugh, why do you have to be so useless?
>>5946123
Exactly! So go get a fake baby!
>>5946128
Umm, are you okay in there? Uh... Hey... Crap.
>>5946134
So that knocks down 3 factions. Is that all or there are more?
>>5946128
Dude, are you okay? Dude?
..Oh no
>>5946128
That scruffy face is scary ya'know! Real scary!
>>5946131
I saw her and her assistant a couple of days ago actually, what kind of spell is it?
>>5946156
>Haunts.
>>5946128
Not surprised Cirno can't count. Araragi aced his part last time. And Baki's still a jerk.
>>5946128
>Illyasviel knocks on the fairy's door.
Open up, I am here to spread holiday cheer.
Please, you must hear me clear.
I am only attempting to be sincere.
Your death draws near.
>>5946149
Hey, I'm not useless!
>>5946173
Not the first lonely snowman I know.
>>5946164
It was supposed to be a harmless prank. Sorry man
>>5946173
It's not even here yet...
>>5946151
There's the Ukrainian Military, but that's really self-explanatory
There's the Mercs, privately hired guns, for body-guarding, assassinations, mutant hunting, and more. before you ask, no, I am not a Merc.
then... The Scientists... they had a bigger name than that... Ecologists or whatever, anyway, they are in the Zone to study it, and hopefully find a way to stop it, too bad they keep getting fucked by the Freedom fighters.
>>5946173
Why do I have to do this again?! Is it so hard to find a damn doll?!
>>5946183
If you can't tell me where to find a goat stuffed toy you are useless!
>>5946173
I will be Santa.
Kiritsugu can be one of my deers.
>>5946164
>pounces
You thought you lost me?
>>5946173
I can found Santa. He's here. He's there. He's been there with another man for a long time.
>>5946196
The, uh...the stuffed goat toy store? I dunno.
>>5946203
...Merry, uh, Christmas, human.
>>5946203
That's it, I'm ready to die...
>>5946194
Damn... Seems like Zone is a huge mess. I saw you more of a Bandit so I wasn't going to ask if you were merc
>>5946164
Something to...bolster physical abilities. I sorta need to be able to hold and properly wield a sword for something.
>>5946215
Well fuck you too Comrade, but yeah I can see you're point.
>>5946212
And where can I find this store? Give me the exact location.
>>5946194
Do you want to earn the respect of fellow stalkers? Do you want to build a team of loyal friends who will stick up for you in times of trouble? Do you dream of kicking some Duty ass? All this and many other opportunities awaits you if you join Freedom!
>>5946203
...I'm just gonna nope out of this and find a noose
>>5946203
This is quite the interesting gift.
>Illyasviel carelessly tosses the head behind her.
But, it does not interest me. Don't attempt to bring me anything again.
>>5946203
This'll be the last christmas ever
next year we will celebrate Cirnomas
CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING
>>5946226
Zone is political mess but ignore that it could be land of adventure and fun. Now I will go play games
>>5946173
Damn anime girls.
>>5946203
Don't eat at the feast. Sounds stupid but you will die if you do.
>>5946236
omg
>>5946241
IN THE NIGHT
>>5946232
I don't want to earn any respect from a bunch of scavenging trespassing murderers, nor do I want to make friends with them, also I'm much m- wait I feel like I heard this talk before.
>>5946244
Alrighty, good luck with the games, hopefully no crazy asshole kills you.
>>5946246
Crap, you're choking?!
>proceeds to fail the heimlich maneuver
>>5946246
We should let Cirno do it, she can reach every part of the walls a lot easier.
>>5946246
Geez, how boring'
>>5946252
It'll be great.
Every kid in the world comes to my house to leave gifts, like toys, or candy, or money or something
>>5946246
Don't you thinks those decks are boughier enough?
>>5946260
Psst. Hey buddy. Want to hear something great?
>>5946246
>>5946284
Go ahead, I'm listening.
>>5946283
Why would I try to sue Santa? That seems really, really evil
>>5946260
well, spill it.
>>5946274
Could I leave an envelope packed with one hundred percent pure anthrax?
>>5946190
It's alright, it's not like I'll be a ghost after I die anyway.
>>5946202
>He doesn't react.
No, I was called away, I had to leave quick.
>>5946225
Oooh! You're practicing your swordplay? Maybe we can spar sometime!
>>5946306
I don't know what that is, but if it's good, then yes
>>5946283
I knew you'd take a liking to this, keep going, deck them all, I don't want to see a single wall missing them.
>>5946296
Converting to Monolith!
>>5946283
More of the same. Terrible presents, Baki eating all the cookies. Hey, you found some new eggnog. Crack that open.
>>5946305
>pulls out gun
hey look, I have a gun, aren't you gonna get pissy about that.
>>5946321
Son of a bitch, you fucks, didn't you guys die a little in 2011?
>>5946315
Well then Merry Firstlast Cirnomas!
>>5946327
>>5946313
Yeah, no. It's just something Peri wants me to do. Except, you know...tiny, scrawny little arms. See the problem?
>>5946327
Umm, you can take my share of it, I'm not a big fan of this thing...
>>5946313
What? Had to sing at a birthday party?
>>5946344
Well, thank you
But it isn't the firstlast, it's the firstfirst
>>5946313
...True. Still feel bad about it though
>>5946327
SANTA WHAT THE HELL?!
>>5946327
Anything to piss off and fight the over glorified fat ass.
>>5946327
Our final six contains rapists, assholes and cookie eaters. What a time to be merry.
>>5946345
Hey. Snow sister. Keep away from the fire.
>>5946227
Uhhh...I guess take'a left at Waterfall and go straight through Hotland.
>>5946262
Yeah, 'cause you choked me.
>>5946370
Why are they all naked?
Are they too poor to afford clothes?
bunch of losers if that's the case
>>5946362
You're right. The timeless Cirnomas traditions must be passed on to as many as people as possible
>>5946370
What are you doing? Leave those things alone, this is Cirno's job.
>>5946333
Opyжиe yбpaл!
>>5946370
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>5946381
I thought you would be able to handle it with the way you eat cookies... sorry Asgore
>>5946385
We should celebrate it every day, not just once a year
>>5946351
You could always use a lighter sword, or.. Ya'know, work out.. I guess using those bakebake things made ya weak.
>>5946361
Oh, ha ha, but no I needed to go to get a 'physical' I suppose you'd call it.
>>5946370
Tis' a time to be merry indeed! I just fought Santa.
>>5946389
Yeah yeah yeah, I know.
>unequips gun
>>5946381
Which waterfall? There are too many of them in the world, I can't go looking around each one of them.
>>5946370
Junpei tried the sexy Santa thing again. Didn't work as good as the first time.
>>5946414
hey, this tastes pretty good
>>5946405
You seem fit to me!
>>5946414
HO HO HYAAAAGH! OH GOD IT HURTS!
>>5946414
Araragi has typecasted himself. Now no one can be that starring role.
>>5946414
>gets on the reindeer
Come on, fly! I know you can do it, you tupid thing! Fly!
>>5946399
That's a kinda big jump from cookies'ta fruitcake.
>>5946412
>Asgore stares blankly at him.
...Y'know, Waterfall. With the garbage dump, and Undyne's house and...yeah, Waterfall.
>>5946402
And we should round up everybody that doesn't want to celebrate and mail them into space
>>5946405
>She shakes her head
She specifically stated being able to handle the weight of a steel longsword. And this body doesn't change, remember? All the ghosts do is split up my attention.
So...yeah. If you see her and I'm not around, ask her for it, would you? If she doesn't want to just give me it even after what I've already done, I've got some more recent data she could use, too.
>>5946411
Put away your weapon! Hide the barrel! Put down your weapon, man! No time for jokes, hide your weapon!
>>5946430
You guys are lazy with this killing. Still four of you after seven days.
>>5946443
But space is really cool, we have to send them to a boring place!
Like....
We can force them to wait in line, forever!
>>5946430
Stop it! Why does it always have to be me?! Do you think it's the only part I'm good for?! A baby?!
>>5946441
That doesn't tell me anything, who the hell is Undyne? Why does she live ina waterfall?
Fuck off Cirno
>>5946441
Yeah, I realize that now... still, sorry about that. Cookie? I wasn't the one that baked it this time
>>5946455
Stay toasty Sanders.
>>5946455
Who baked these?
I can bake better cookies without evne using cookie dough
>>5946451
My gun is away, you cunt-loving spaz.
>this brings some memories back
How do we make HG interesting again?
>>5946455
On what is definitely the last day of Christmas, someone dies when Santa isn't real and someone else dies to get on his good list.
>>5946455
There are a lot more of them where these came from, right? I say it's fine, it's not like Christmas would be cancelled just for a few dead elves.
>>5946459
Undyne's my friend. She doesn't live IN a waterfall, she lives in Waterfall!
>>5946469
As long as it don't got spiders.
>>5946495
>>5946492
By telling Cirno to fuck off.
>>5946492
>>5946457
Does the line lead to here?
>>5946508
>pats head
>gives cookie
So did your friends like the cookies from that package I gave you?
It's over.
>>5946530
>>5946530
>>5946530
>>5946495
Sweet, I'll get that goat toy, and I don't care what I have to do to get it.
>>5946508
Doesn't matter now, the store is useless now, I have my spot in the nice list, I'm totally getting one for Christmas.
>>5946529
no no, it should lead to an icecream store, but the store should be closed
>>5946490
Would you like to hear story?