>>5946530
>>5946530
Nice job, rararagi.
>>5946530
I told you to get the walls done, baka fairy, this is what happens when you don't to your job.
>>5946530
Congrats Ararararararararagi, and thanks for hosting
>>5946563
Christmas was fun. When's it coming again?
>>5946563
Congratulations.
>Arararararararagi
Thanks for hosting, snow-woman.
>>5946563
Congrats, guy. And thanks for the show, Mizore.
>>5946563
Congrats to the coolest friend a guy can ask for, and thank you for hosting, dude!
Good morning, everyone! The hero's in an absolutely invincible mood today, and nothing can stop him from having one! How's it been for you fellas?
>>5946576
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5946576
You better make sure I win next time
>>5946542 (Junpei)
>Devours.
Yeah, they loved 'em! Even Tori was impressed!
>>5946563
Congrats!
>>5946576
Thanks for hosting!
>>5946563
B-Baby Jesus?! I demand a recast!
>>5946572
>>5946581
>>5946583
>>5946586
Thanks, guys
>>5946576
And thanks for the game.
>>5946581
A wonderful picture... the Zone at sunset. The orange and red sun is casting shadows around tall trees and low bushes. Clouds on the sky are soaked with colours. In between all of these, at the large fallen tree near the cave, sits a gray and blue swamp bloodsucker. Out of the cave, laughing and yelling, come three little bloodsuckers. They immediately start to tease and pull their father by the tentacles, playfully hitting with their claws.
"Papa, papa, let us see the two stalkers!" And papa bloodsucker pulls out two skulls from under the large fallen tree, takes them into his hands and speaks in different voices. The left skull says, "Hey, Mitya, are you sure that there no bloodsuckers in this cave?!" The right skull answers, "Yes, positive, Kolya, none have been seen here before!"
>>5946595
>>5946563
My power went through.
>>5946604
Alright, that's it, not dealing with this shit, Fuck you and the bloodsuckers you are talking about.
>walks away
Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?
Lurkers
come out.
and post your avas and rate others
>>5946364
Don't worry about it, being scared to death to me is just a simple fix, a reset!
>>5946422
Yeah, but you don't get to look inside where the problems would be.
>>5946450
That I can do though, but.. Can I have a spell name or is it just the description you have? I'll definitely try to get the spell out of her though.
>>5946563
Congratulations Araragi!
Thank you very much for hosting girl that likes lollipops!
>>5946634
>Yup
>>5946586
Well if it isn't ole' glory in the living flesh!
>He approaches for a manly handshake.
>>5946594
Glad to hear, Asgore. It brings a smile to my face to hear kids enjoy themselves
>4CHAN YOU FUCKING KEK OF A SITE WORK
>>5946634
It's working fine for me.
>>5946576
Another game?
>>5946628
It is said there is the Black Stalker in the Zone. At night he comes to the tents of the Stalkers reaches his black hand inside and begs in hoarse voice: - WATER, PLEASE... NEED DRINK... And if you don't give him a bit from the flask or if you try to leave the tent... he'll kill. So one time a Stalker decided to play a practical joke on his mates. He puts on black leather gloves, sneaks up to the nearest tent, trust his hand inside and starts: - Water, please... water. Suddenly a black hand appears from inside the tent, grabs him by the throat and a hoarse voice says: - WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY WATER?
>>5946680
Mokou was gonna host next I believe, although it might be near impossible with the connectivity issues
>>5946677
N-NANI!?!?!??!
>>5945222
You know Crypton, they wouldn't have programmed me full of errors
>>5945313
I see you !
>>5946595
You deserve this. I put extra care into this one.
>>5946680
Not from me. I heard Mokou wanted to host.
>>5946643
You'd be surprised! I'm in a really good mood today, and nothing can deter me from having one! At least, I hope it can't. As for what's up... Hm. I've been helping out with three birthdays and a parade, so that's been pretty cool! It's never a dull moment back at home, lemme tell ya that much!
>>5946654
>He accepts the manly handshake, smiling all the while.
Yep! You're talking to the United States, in the flesh, dude! I didn't think I was THAT famous, but this is a welcome change of pace! What's up, man?
>>5946699
The line at the convenient store was very long.
>>5946677
Subaru?!
If I can get this post through, I'll host a 48
How do you pronounce "stupid", HG?
>>5946740
Stewpide
Hello?
>>5946723
>
Yee
>>5946740
An American.
>>5946715
Yeah you're hella famous, you're number 1 for a reason. Your life must be stressful! Considering my family's been harassing your nation's military and president.
>>5946753
>throws brick
>>5946753
It's me...
>>5946715
Not from what my notes tell me. It's been busy back at school as well. All these exams taking up my time. Real frustrating, not like it's gonna be important once I leave.
>>5946677
Eh? A lot of people said you killed yourself.
>>5946755
>kissu
>>5946653
I don't know anything specific about names. Just...something to increase my physical capabilities. Strength, at least.
>>5946680
I think Mokou said they wanted a go.
>>5946700
Oh. You're back. Whatever.
>>5946634
>Yep. Big time.
>>5946753
Hi.
>>5946737
You win I guess
>Mokou
>>5946576
Thank you for the chance to show off my talent.
>>5945478
And thank you for putting me into the game.
Although, I'm capable of that myself, you know?
I do not require a tool's assistance.
>>5946648
1/2
>>5946755
>kissu
>>5946781
>kissu
>>5946653
You wont let me!
>>5946788
2/2
>>5946627
What power? Where you cheering for me?
>>5946708
Th-Thanks, I'll put it right in the center of the trophy shelf.
>>5946755
Mahiru is shit. Welcome back, fucker.
>>5946798
>I think it's fixed but if you really wanna go..
Is the power back up? We alive?
we /alive/ now?
>>5946825
kys Baron
>>5946772
Here I was thinking you guys knew very well I can't die. Like I said, the line at the convenient store was very long.
>>5946775
>>5946794
What's this supposed to be? Is it time you guys finally apologized for all the wrong you've done to me?
>>5946813
I'm not sure who that is, but thanks.
>>5946825
kys Baron
>>5946807
My power of the cheer made you succeed.
>>5946825
Yes.
>kissu
>>5946835
If this is apologizing, then I would like to apologize even more.
>huggu
>>5946835
>I-Is it really you?
>>5946820
Wasn't me who said they were gonna host. I was just giving kissus
>kissu
>>5946778
Yeah. It's good to be back.
>>5946740
"Al-fred". That's how you pronounce stupid--
>>5946760
Damnit, someone beat me to the punch!
>>5946765
Stressful, it is! I've got a lot of work to be doing, such as birthday parties, parades, making sure that no one kills me when I say hello, the usual things! Although you've been doing a lot of those things, we've been focusing on things like... The presidential elections! Yeah, those've been fun.
>>5946772
The mood or the birthday parties? Because I've been keeping them secret for a reason, so it's understandable you wouldn't have heard of 'em. Exams or not, they're gonna be pretty important after a while, y'know! They leave an impact on you, both physically, and mentally!
...I'd probably just use the downtime between each exam wisely, but it's been a long time since I've went to school, dude.
Everything's alright now? No more disturbance in the force?
Alright fuck it we'll do it live
>>5946877
Megumin
>>5946877
Yona
>>5946877
Ice bear
>>5946877
Spike
>>5946877
Nyx Assassin
>>5946877
Junpei Iori
>>5946877
Morgan Yu
>>5946877
Cirno
>>5946877
Eggman-kun
>>5946877
Kagamine Len
>>5946877
Colette
>>5946877
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5946784
Yeah, yeah.
>>5946835
I didn't believe it for a second.
>saying this, she frantically starts crossing off something in her book
>>5946869
Eh? What school does a country need to go to.
>>5946877
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5946877
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5946877
Schrodinger
>>5946877
Reigen Arataka
>>5946877
Tesseract, the Good Dog, Best Friend
>>5946877
Azura
>>5946906
This is a cute girl
>>5946850
The power of your cheer also made me play Baby Jesus in the Christmas play three times...
>>5946877
Araragi
>>5946877
Lord Beerus
>>5946877
Geralt
>>5946877
Townes van Zandt
Ok so HostHelper broke
>>5946877
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5946866
I've got the weird feeling you completely ignored what I said before you left, too.
>>5946877
Rika
>>5946877
Kaito the semi-busy
>Swap with whoever is late and deserving.
>>5946877
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>5946877
Rin Tohsaka
>>5946877
Rinoa and Best Boy
>>5946856
I think you may be feeling sad or something. Hugging and kissing people for no good reason normally means you want someone to ask you if everything's alright.
>>5946857
I don't know how else I can prove it.
>>5946877
Natsuki Subaru
>>5946877
Cairne Bloodhoof
>>5946877
Specter
souda's a fagit
>>5946935
>I've had that problem too.
>>5946877
not Kuuko
>>5946948
Aww come on Subaru, I'm doing this because I love you. as a friend.
>>5946877
Tomoe Mami
>>5946877
Natani
>>5946877
The Captain
>>5946877
Togami Byakuya
>>5946648
>>5946877
Entry
>>5946877
Saki
>>5946909
It get busy around this time of year. People want to stock up on food before the coldest days hit. It can't be that hard to believe.
>>5946952
I agree
>>5946869
Great! While you're parading through the streets! I'll be doing something fun while you're prepping for the big day in the 8th of November. Surely you wouldn't mind little old me kidnapping president Obama...right? I mean he's practically old news right now, so what gives.
>>5946877
Late go
>>5946956
>Apparently it's only just now requiring me to use the alternate method
>I did just update Firefox
>>5946877
Devilman
>>5946961
>kissu
>>5946927
for xir
>>5946877
Late Adrian Rollini
>>5946877
Really Late Baki Hanma
>thread dead as fuck
>get up to get coffee
>full game in the 3 mins I was gone
Can you guys not? I literally just got up and ain't in the mood for this shit.
>>5947007
did you just assume my pronouns?
>>5946974
Neat chicken man
Comfy black man
Great Man
I don't know the last man
>>5946964
You're free to give me stuff if you want to prove yourself. That's what the kids back at the village like doing.
>>5946877
Gaku Yashiro
>>5947007
Can I smooch you?
>>5947017
Well, maybe you should stop being so slow
bumping 5 more
>>5947017
shut up
>>5947026
I am giving you stuff, stuff of love.
>>5946877
>>5946998
Amon
Hi Debiruman
>>5946909
World Academy W! Supposedly, every country must graduate from this school to be considered an official territory, so you can guess which school I went to for that time. Needless to say, it was fun, lemme tell ya that much. I was never the best at geography...
>>5946984
Eh, sure, why not. We needed something fun in our lives to happen anyway. Don't kill him and we'll let it slide, probably. And we're gonna be parading here on the 25th, not the 8th of November! I kinda forgot what it even WAS on the 8th of November... Can you give me a quick reminder on what it is?
>>5947036
Donald J. Trump
>>5947036
YA BOI GUZMA
>>5947053
WHOS MA BOI?
>>5947040
I meant material things, not things you can say you're giving me and then lie about.
>>5947035
I can't MAHAAA with out my coffee, senpai.
>>5947036
Rin
>>5946978
Tracksuit?!.. I'm going to.. Beat you up! You missed all of my main character development! What do you have to say for yourself.. You jerk..
>>5947036
Beatrice
>>5946978
What can I say? People always jump to the worst conclusions. Besides, the coldest are the best days.
>>5947046
Uh huh. Don't see how you could graduate that.
>>5947061
I can knit you a hat, if you want.
>>5947062
Coffee? sand pie?
Just stop being a loser
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>5947041
Oh Come on!!
Fuck you amon
>>5947076
Cute
>>5946999
Nice trippus
>>5947060
>>5947076
Can you not? I feel like you're doing this on purpose.
>>5947036
Tamama
>>5946877
Better Devilman
>>5947092
Tell me something I don't know.
I know I'm the greatest there ever was.
>>5947113
I kinda am.
>>5947036
Sha
>>5946928
Was it not enjoyable for you to?
>>5947065
The line was very long.
>>5947073
I don't know about that. People bulk up now, and then they have to work even harder during spring and summer to burn off that hibernating weight.
>>5947075
That works. Stuff it in my pocket when you're done with it.
>>5947046
I'm Japanese mind my ignorance will yah, I really don't know; you guys are voting right?Oh and....Glad to hear you're so compliant on this subject, I'll be kidnapping your president...probably tomorrow.
>>5947113
Of course she's being retarded on purpose. She's retarded
>>5947132
The greatest baka.
>>5947022
I know xe coming out is difficult to assume but don't be shy. It's perfectly natural.
>>5947034
Yes
>>5947132
Don't punk my ass, lil' girl. It ain't coolio.
>>5947143
Alrighty.
>kissu
>>5947151
>smooches
>>5947036
The best devilman
>>5947073
...I'm gonna be honest with you, I had no idea how I graduated, either. My memory's been pretty fuzzy since it happened. All I know is that there was heaps of clubs. I think... I dunno when it actually happened, actually. It exists, definitely, but I forgot about it soon after.
As you can tell, the hero is useful.
>>5947145
I think we're voting on the 8th of November. It slipped my mind for a second, so forgive me if I act a bit clueless on some things. And be sure to bring back a souvenir when you're done with him, alright? I got the popcorn ready for all of it, and I don't wanna waste it!
>>5947149
I'm not an idiot, you're the idiot for thinking I am an idiot, you idiot.
>>5947152
But I'm always cool, that's my thing!
>>5947165
amazing rp
>>5947141
Huh? Now that you mention it, having three different girls hold me like I was their child doesn't sound so bad, it doesn sound "enjoyable".
Welcome to Season 11
>>5947170
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkkiWulRzU
>>5947185
Natani and the captains names are fucked
>>5947165
I said materialistic, not kisses. I don't want people looking at me funny.
>>5947185
I'm ready to go.
>>5947179
>kissu
not much action I can do Anon, I just like kissing people.
>>5947185
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5947208
>looks at you funny
>>5947208
What the fuck are you doing here?
>>5947185
Can you change entry to The Man in Back, use this picture please
>>5947185
Awesome.
>>5947167
P-please don't drool on my cheek next time. It's... disturbing.
>>5947143
>He cracks a smile.
You're an idiot... Just like your big bro!
>>5946700
Haha, yeah, you're right.. But sometimes flaws can be charming.
>>5946778
That's.. vague ya'know, but I've got it!
>>5946804
Yes, I won't.
>>5947185
Ice bear is ready to bear.
>>5947185
>Probably gonna win let's be honest
RIGGED
FUCKING RIGGED AT THE ROSTER
>>5947143
Don't get fat. Sounds easy enough doesn't it? I've never had that problem.
>>5947172
Useful is a big word. But you did inspire me in that I don't have to worry about school too much. If they let you through than anyone can pass. Thanks Alfred.
>>5947185
May be hostthelper's fault but the dog and the captain's names are messed up.
>>5947172
Yeah, yeah I'll bring a souvenir or two....ears, eyes, fingers, his suit - it's all up to your discretion Alfred.
>>5947176
But in the end we both know you're the idiot.
>>5947230
>makes out with
>>5947185
>>5947140
Make it happen
>>5947233
I mean, there's only so many kinds of physical bolstering I can do, you know?
>>5947185
Ready here.
>>5947253
I'm actually the smartest person here, you're just all too stupid to even understand me.
>>5947180
It doesn't? who would you want to hold you, other then me, Ungrateful.
>>5947223
Look, she's the one that did it, not me. I'm minding my own business.
>>5947224
The convenient store line was long.
>>5947233
Sadly I don't know what you're talking about...
>>5947243
It's going to happen if you don't start moving around. In the winter it's too cold, so you stay under a blanket until it gets warmer in three months. It's almost impossible not to gain weight from that.
>>5947199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRiAEzoGG4c
>>5947267
You're lucky the bloodbath was only 41% posted
>>5947300
>>5947269
Point the camera down
>>5947267
Thank you darling
>>5947282
Too bad you didn't die there
>>5947300
LET'S BEGIN!
>>5947243
It was sarcasm, that useful bit. And the hero is totally glad to help you on that front! Do your best no matter what, and you'll go far! Trust me, I know how it works - it's easy! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5947248
Jeez, man, I said NOT to hurt him. The entirety of America would have my head if they found out he got hurt. I'd say that a good souvenir would be food or something, not eyes, God...
>>5947281
Not many people, I hope... I see you don't like my little joke...
>>5947300
At least he had the decency of not killing me on the spot...
>>5947300
How ironic, but now I want you to know that I've got my eye on you next.
>>5947282
Add me back on steam
>>5947258
What are you trying to do with my little brother?
>>5947269
I don't know, I'm not a magic or a human body expert!
>>5947282
Tracksuit, don't break my heart.
>>5947300
And this is why I try not to make myself a target, jeeeeeeze.
>>5947282
A stupid. Just move out through the snow. I do it all the time.
>>5947300
>Shirayuki wasn't present but a trash can suddenly grew legs and ran off
>>5947325
You sound real convincing. Must practice that a lot in front of a mirror.
>>5947233
You don't need flaws to be charming.
>>5947258
Hold on ! You know the saying : no hanky-panky before the third date ! If you want to start somewhere let's start by having a first date, would you ? I'll let you choose where we go
>>5947300
*flees*
>>5947300
>>5947319
That luck better continue. Don't blow it.
>>5947356
Don't worry honey, I'll come out victorious
>>5947300
Oh, sorry. I was aiming at somebody else.
>>5947300
This is why I hate you and your kind!
>>5947316
What?
>I don't know why the artist decided to draw this.
>>5947341
It's...not entirely a human body thing, honestly. It treads a...veeeeery fine line. But still, it doesn't matter how it gets done, as long as it does. Whatever she has that could do it, I can manage it.
>>5947319
Why're you so mean to me?
>>5947335
Give it to me and I'll add you, but only if you promise to keep me company.
>>5947341
I'm being completely serious right now. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I'm a changed man.
>>5947350
But you have to wear heavy snow clothes, and then you start sweating and then it makes you feel yucky. It's better to wait for the warmer weather like everyone else.
>>5947350
Practice? Nah, I just do it all on the spot, although I do make sure I look presentable in the mirror. My laugh is totally original, you'll (hopefully) never see anything like it! The hero's clever like that, believe it or not!
>>5947233
What do they have that i dont?
>>5947325
I'd be doing the entirety of america a favor, really, I heard people don't like Obama....just kidding. I'll stuff his hair in a Ziploc bag as proof.
>>5947300
DAY ONE
Why is Rika here everyday? Even if it's as a different ava.
>>5947397
>>5947397
Where's the rhum?!
>>5947402
don't talk shit about my wife or i will end you...............
>>5947397
I wasn't in danger, but thanks.
I guess.
>>5947397
>>5947362
Tell me, how did you manage to kill me despite the fact you only send that stick through my eye? I want answers here, and don't think you'll get away with anything short of the honest truth.
>>5947402
why aren't you?
>>5947397
What the hell did I do to piss all of you off?!
>>5947397
... i will back...
Don't tell anyone, but I am. But it's not about me. We're talking shit about OTHER people who come to this shithole everyday.
>>5947378
>can't access Steam at the moment so just try to add me back
>I always tried to keep you company
>>5947397
Ice bear will find you.
>>5947353
Aww~ thanks Len, you're so nice to your onii-san, but you know what I mean! Glasses are cute but they're the sign of flawed vision!
>>5947376
>Jeez, Rika's lewd.
Haha, maybe I should have her give you cat ears too.. But next time I see her, she's nice to talk to anyway.
>>5947378
No.. My little tracksuit's turned into a man?! Oh god, I'm oooooold!
>>5947386
Well, you don't work for Crypton for one..
>>5947397
Oh, this fire spread.. Sorry!
>>5947388
Eh, some people think he's really cool. I think he's cool, just don't hurt him! His hair is permissible as long as there's proof he wasn't harmed!
>>5947402
The REAL question is, "Why is America here everyday?" Answer that question, and you'll find the answer to your question!
>>5947397
Blast! They know where I live!
>>5947378
steamcommunity.com/id/gamemeister27
>>5947422
I guess you're just that easy to kill, boy.
Try not getting in the way next time.
>>5947397
Right, the "Crimson Demon"! Explosions! Super dangerous...
>>5947431
I already did, but you deleted it.
>>5947442
You come to this shithole everyday too. Why doesn't anyone ever take a break from this place?
>>5947378
I'll keep you company alright.
>>5947397
Damned tree.
>>5947402
>Because I like being here.
>>5947437
That. That is not funny. The last thing I wanna do is stop feeling human.
>>5947449
NIGHT ONE
>>5947472
that gif's adorable
>>5947453
B-Because we have nothing better to do, dude. I bet that, if we had literally anything else to be doing, we'd be doing that instead of coming here.
...Or, well, maybe because it's a hobby. And addicting one.
>>5947437
I thought it was obvious? I mean look at me. I'm not the same Subaru.
>>5947447
How about you get better at not throwing things while other people are trying to have a good time? You're perfectly capable of waiting, or throwing it around my head. Get a nice curve on it.
>>5947488
What do you mean Nyx doesn't count? you want to die by the hand of her godliness's Assassin?
>>5947442
Wow. Really? If you say so. I'll gut out his jugular as proof that he wasn't harmed.
>>5947488
I'm an italian artist, what about you?
Evening.
>>5947437
Or like we're brothers but we don't share any common blood
>>5947488
Furfags always have the fuckedust up fetishes, I swear
5947454
Haha, no.
>>5947498
>beats up
I-i love you Rinoa a-and....I-i wanna marry you!
>>5947378
You have a reason to bitch about everything.
>>5947384
Looking through here... nothing about you is great. This from other people.
>>5947397
Ah! Damn it! Why'd I do that?
>>5947488
>>5947523
Fire's the greatest. I can't stop setting them.
>>5947538
Why did you remove me from Steam? I thought we were friends?
>>5947488
MY MAN, RONALD! YOU'RE THE BEST SPONSOR EVER!
>>5947514
Oh, come on, man, you know what I'm trying to say. Just don't hurt him or else I'll get into trouble for actually allowing you to kidnap him for some reason. Or, well, maybe I should warn you NOT to do it.
>>5947454
>I can still see Kaito.
>>5947472
Aww, but I could pet you and you'd be like.. A grumpy cat, I wouldn't do that though, I'll just ask for the dumb strength spell.
>>5947488
Oh my.. I have a feeling I'll lose..
>>5947498
You're still Tracksuit! You can't fool me... Though.. I'm still very foolish..
>>5947535
Hahaha, Len, we don't have blood at all!
>>5947538
Add me back on steam, nigger. YOu know who I am.
>>5947558
His account was probably hacked
>>5947488
I just want to go back home and play games..
>>5947498
Complaining about the supermarket line is your idea of a good time?
I'm sorry for ruining your enjoyment, boy.
>>5947490
>One of the only things that can be found of her on tumblr.
>>5947566
A grumpy cat that'd claw your face off. And thanks, anyhow.
>>5947488
Hikki has no loved ones
The district that was probably gonna win got weaker
>>5947376
>That glorious tank ass
>>5947566
You never leave either, Kaito. Go away for like..a day...
>>5947451
If that was you then I had no idea or didn't pay enough attention.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198236521834
Here you go pham.
>>5947566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>5947594
But I want to suck his babypenis.
>>5947557
Eh... I dunno, a few things about me are great, but that's not taking into account my flaws, and most of the things that ARE great come from America, not the main man himself.
...Appearance? Nah... Music? So-so...
>>5947579
A border? I knew it! This takes place near the U.S.-Mexican border!
>>5947546
>walks away
Before I would have gladly indulged in this degeneracy, but I've found it to be quite boring.
>>5947557
Not everything, just the things you like and find interesting.
>>5947566
Are you sure? One wrong move and it might cost you some points. Getting chummy with a stranger won't make you look good.
>>5947573
Excuse me, but I have to explain myself. It was a very long line you see, and I couldn't walk away. I had to many things to buy, but as it would seem I was on everybody's borrowed time.
>>5947579
Water...Nyx Nyx, weak armorless beings.
>>5947579
I'll use you as a bait, deal?
>>5947583
>Apparently the only thing he's got going for her physically.
>>5947615
Greetings comrade
>>5947631
>Fires AK
>>5947560
Well I'm glad you're aware what I'm capable of; seeing you beg for mercy is quite refreshing...it's a bit of a hanma hunch to harass Americans like this.
>>5947632
>>5947632
sleep tite, good dog, best friend
>>5947579
Just let me go home already.
>>5947617
I see. If you don't mind, I'll be taking your other eye.
Is that alright?
>>5947643
Where is she when you need her?
>>5947637
>was set on safety
>>5947635
I am the guy that always calls Mahiru shit even though I don't mean it.
>>5947643
I have no idea what's going on
>>5947643
What's gonna work?
Teamwork
>>5947650
What role does my eye play in your motives? What is your end game?
>>5947689
SPIKE! COME HERE!
>>5947631
G'day, dude. What's up?
>>5947640
Nah, I'm not begging for mercy directly, but if you kill him, the entirety of America may as well just give up because riots will break out everywhere because of it. Seriously, we're gonna have to prepare a lot for the fallout if it turns out you hurt him. Can you imagine a country like America having their leader hurt and/or "taken care of"? It'd be chaos!
>>5947689
Ah, crap, I should've expected this to happen to the hero--
>>5947700
>>5947689
N-Nope! I'm good!
>>5947643
I'm too tired for this
>>5947689
"Ouch"
Is that convincing?
>>5947698
I want to add to my collection.
You can't resist anyways, dead boy.
>>5947689
Fuck thats really embarrassing...
Alrighty then.
>>5947659
I won't be adding you back with that attitude.
>>5947707
More teamwork, but only one of the pairs survive.
>>5947576
You wouldn't do that, especially not to this amazing face! But, I don't know how you'll get the spell if I ask her.
>>5947579
Me and the bear are cool that way..
>>5947585
>If I'm away all I'll do is stuff I do while here any, multitasking is the name of the game.
>>5947602
Ah.. These the humor, I ruined your joke.
>>5947617
You're not a stranger, besides strangers are just people that I haven't met yet!
>>5947725
M-mahiru is a red haired godess who deserved to be worshipped by a piece of trash like you and me.
>>5947702
Nothing much. Learned about the Zone and did some stuff. You?
>>5947719
>>5947555
>>5947745
what is aleppo?
>>5947714
Sure I can!
I won't let you have my eye. If you take it now, that'll leave you as the criminal. You know what they do to criminals around here? They throw them in a small cell and throw away the key.
>>5947736
Excuse me, but who're you again? I don't seem to remember...
>>5947754
>>5947735
Didn't even have time to enjoy it
>>5947702
>He whips out a bottle of coca-cola and ponders the severity of mutilating Obama on live television.
Well riots didn't ensue when Oswald shot JFK, dude.
>>5947643
I don't even care right now.
>>5947736
Oh, don't doubt how violent I can be. And if nothing else, if she's got the book on her, she can probably trust you with it...or hell, she could make the maid pass it off to me.
>>5947329
It wasn't a very good joke.
>>5947742
I'll get around to it.