I need 24 participants.
I will bar anybody who I deem a threat to my agenda.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>5941237
>>5943334
Fujiwara no Mokou
Silica
>>5943334
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5943334
Itachi
>>5943334
Rika
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
Eggman-kun
Jason Frudnick
>>5943334
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5943334
Shaka Zulu
>>5943334
Semyon
Arashiyama Hotori
Rin Tohsaka
Blanc
>>5943334
Haile Selassie
>>5943334
Maksim
Illy
>>5943334
Zorak
Comrade Soviet
>>5943334
Soldat
Takeshita
>>5943334
Desu Bashlachev
Tomoe Mami
>>5943334
Team Omega
>>5943334
Mordred
Lord Beerus
>>5943334
Charlotte
>>5943334
Kama The Bullet
>>5943334
Sha
Araragi
>>5943387
Slut.
Late Fred Fleentstone
Evaluate this roster.
>>5943421
Is nice. Lets go coлдaт
>>5943421
Let's go.
>>5943421
Good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!
>>5943349
>>5943363
>>5943371
>>5943378
I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from entering so many entries at once. I'll allow it this time.
>>5943421
And now, everything will be decided. Forward!
>>5943421
BUMP THE GAME
>>5943445
OK, NP
>>5943459
Being meguca is suffering
>>5943445
>kamina calling out the filler spamming russians
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>5943352
>sneaks behind tank-chan
>screams in her ear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>5943404
>>5943421
Remove someone useless and put me in
>>5943456
Okay give me 2 more
Mercy
>>5943473
now I've lost it...
>>5943490
not kuuko
>>5943490
Mercy if cute
>>5943490
Kaito
I dreamed of fucking every HG avatars.
AMA.
>>5943334
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5943499
CUUCKO IS THAT YOU?
BBE COME BACK
>>5943507
Which was the best fuck?
>>5943507
Even me?
>>5943507
Are you gay?
>>5943507
All of us?
Now re-evaluate this roster for me.
It'll be about 5-10 minutes before I actually start.
>>5943522
I clearly said it's not kuuko
>>5943539
why
Reigen Arataka
>>5943546
HOLY SHIT ITS EVEN AGES SINCE YOU LEFT
WHERE THE FUCK IS CUUCKO
>>5943506
>hugs
How are you?
>>5943539
Swap me out for this fine man here
>>5943555
>>5943572
But Mokou wears pants, he's a boy
>>5943572
Oh noes... Hope I wasn't homoes
>>5943572
Hikki. Kill self.
>>5943507
... Was I any good?
>>5943575
Hm? Oh I'm fine, I had fun yesterday.
>>5943579
Ah, thank you. I will accept this challenge.
>>5943507
I swear to god if I was in your dream, I am going deck you in the face.
>>5943596
With what?
>>5943609
Good. Now win.
>>5943539
>>5943382
>>5943512
Please put him in Sir.
>>5943643
Who did you rape?
>>5943633
Haha, never mind, how are you?
>>5943643
Ah, so the little brother surpasses the older, I'm proud of him.
>>5943643
....God damn it all.
>>5943593
Kill yourself.
>>5943643
Did anyone cry?
>>5943636
That is the idea.
Along with the other swaps, Kaito was also put in, in the place of Mercy.
>>5943651
I'll probably end up dying in the bloodbath knowing my luck, but thanks anyway.
>>5943572
>>5943669
Very good! Now what happened yesterday, you have me curious!
>>5943681
H-Hey!? L-Let me go!
>>5943681
Good thing Shinobu was able to do that before, now I can just copy her little tricks...
>>5943681
Ah! Thank you mercy!
>Kissu.
But this bag is MINE Blanc!
>>5943694
Ringabel, teach me your techniques... Haha.
>>5943697
I went out and had drinks?
>>5943681
>>5943719
Take it, I have no use for it anyway. I thought it had food in it, not some worthless coins.
>>5943719
Oops, i forgot.
>>5943479
>An even more-deafening shriek
>>5943735
I never trusted you in the first place.
>>5943735
Come on! Just let me give you a hug!
>>5943735
>>5943753
Touch me, and I'll give you a headache you'll never forget!
>Blanc holds her hammer in a defensive stance
>>5943735
Maybe you're all just goin' faggot.
>>5943735
>>5943760
Lmfao
>>5943643
How did you fuck me?
>>5943760
Who were the dudes you fucked? Did you fug Soviet and NOD unit in a 3some?
>>5943733
Funny.. If it was food I wouldn't have needed it.
>>5943735
Haha... Ah, this isn't the way to get ahead in life.
>>5943737
Jeez.. Your mind must be everywhere and nowhere...
>>5943719
I'm not sure there's much I can teach you, unless you've somehow managed the art of dream hopping.
>>5943780
I don't want that freak's eye in my head, hell no!
>>5943766
You don't have to be so aggressive! It will be just a few seconds, nothing bad would happen!
>>5943790
Can you even taste things?
>>5943780
Probably wouldn't be good on me to let this one die.
>>5943798
You touching me is more than bad enough.
>>5943790
What can i say? I get distracted easy!
>>5943801
Alright, we can skip the touching part if you want, just lift up your skirt for me just a moment, will you?
>>5943813
Nobody sends me anything... I have to do everything by myself...
>>5943813
Since when are you a fuckin' cook?
>>5943793
I guess it's impossible for me then.. Unless technology advances to seeing in people's dreams maybe.
>>5943801
Yes, that's the only reason I'd eat.
>>5943802
>Kaito pulls a string out of his pocket and waves it.
Easily distracted huh?
>>5943823
What the hell!? What kind of idiot are you!?
>>5943835
So what's your favorite food?
>>5943835
Hey quit teasing me!
>plays with it
>>5943854
Anime and Latinos must be destroyed
>>5943854
My bad, I didn't think it could collapse so easily...
>>5943872
I'm not an idiot, I'm way ahead of everything, can't you see? We will skip the part that's making you mad.
>>5943854
Making some pizza give me a moment
>>5943872
Ice cream, clearly it is ambrosia.
>>5943874
>Kaito throws it so it flutters down several feel away.
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>5943916
Fucking sucks. What a shitty game.
>>5943916
How nice of him... He blew my plan though... I wish I had brought more than one bullet.
>>5943917
Messing with me! Thats mean!
>>5943957
But I thought cats liked to play, how is that messing with you?
Fuck off Cirno
>>5943997
Y-You three will rue the day that you attempted to mount The Crimson Demon onto a cross...
>>5943978
You think im just mindless!
>Goes after the string
>>5943979
I'd rather take my chances on starving...
>>5943997
You should have chained her up and thrown her into a river instead, she can't make anything explode down there.
>>5943997
>>5944020
Umm... Are you sure you don't want to fight for the custody?
>>5944056
I take that back, good job killing you mom, kid.
Welcome my child, do you have something to confess?
>>5944074
How do I contain lustful urges?
>>5944071
There is a winner next.
>>5944066
>kissu
Umf...
>>5943995
Cirno's pretty cool.
>>5944074
But you came to me. I should be saying welcome.
>>5944087
Y-You little bastard... Didn't I apologize for the cross thing?...
>>5944090
>hits anon with his detached arm
No umfing, and no kissing...
>>5944087
>>5944074
I love Matoi
>>5944119
Congrats
>>5944113
How long have you been waiting to use that pic?
>>5944119
>>5944140
I've got you in my sights
SOLDIER 76 READY FOR OINTMENT
>>5944144
You know what would be nice?
If people who spam hosted actually had good games.
>>5944144
Nice job. Thanks Kiritsugu.
>>5944152
>>5944139
I'm pretty sure I've used all of my Araragi getting beaten, cut in half, punched, kicked or torn to pieces pics before.
>>5944074
The only driving forces in my life any more are nostalgia and vengenace, does that count?
>>5944144
Congrats, whoever the hell that is. And thanks for the show.
>>5944144
An easy win. Maybe this place can be use for some quick training after all...
>>5944165
That pic was purely situational.
>>5944152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8
>>5944010
No, I just think you're half cat.
>>5944153
Congratulations Momohime!
Thank you very much for hosting and for swapping me in Mercy!
>>5944186
Most of them are, and I had the chance to use them all already.
Hello HG.
>>5944144
Thank you for hosting!
>>5944210
Fuck off, nobody in their right minds want to talk to you.
>>5944224
and you demonstrate that by talking to him?
>>5944210
Hi
>>5944231
Um, hello there, autist.
Surely you do understand that I have made a special exception on behalf of everyone here to express that sentiment.
>>5944220
Y-You too
Hello HG.
Hello HG.
>>5944254
But I wasn't hosting.
>>5944203
>too busy playing with the string to hear you
>>5944266
>>5944280
Greetings
Hello HG.
goodbye HG.
Hello HG.
Hello HG.
>>5944266
Fuck off, nobody in their right minds want to talk to you.
>>5944266
You again? Hi, I guess.
Hello HG.
>>5944317
>and you demonstrate that by talking to me?
>>5944294
How are you ?
>>5944286
O-Oh
S-Sorry
>>5944333
You're fine talking to me now ?
https://youtu.be/zy5K8ApSzhI
>>5944359
Fuck off, nobody in their right mind would talk to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpvOM8nixo
>>5944339
Name is Soviet
>>5944354
Honestly? Not really. But at least I'm not in as shit a mood.
>>5944377
>How are you ?
>Name is Soviet
Hello, it's me...
>>5944379
What's with the random swearing? It's reaching Stocking levels of cringe.
>when someone asks you where you're at, and then still spoils the show
>>5944347
You're uh, you're fine. Don't worry about it.
>>5944389
Read it as who. Not how dammit
>>5944393
Fuck off, nobody in their right mind would listen to you.
>>5944403
T-Thanks
>Dips the fuck out
https://youtu.be/-tN3Ou6KgsY
>>5944377
and you demonstrate that by talking to him ?
>>5944377
No, no, I definitely know who you are. I, indeed, didn't ask you were but how you were. Given your answer,it's probably drunk on the cheapest vodka available, which isn't really a surprise comrade.
>>5944379
You definitely need a hug.
>hugs
post what you're listening to and guess avas
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER7jECs0hQ0
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSYceN3rZUo
Anyong
>>5944396
Unlike her, I at least try and keep it down to one per sentence maximum, at least. I don't exactly put much thought in to it beyond that, though.
>>5944435
>As he starts moving over, she bolts off in the opposite directimon
DON'TYOUDARETOUCHMEEEEE.
>>5944435
">>5944377
and you demonstrate that by talking to him ? "
meant to >>5944389
This is confusing
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRCnNszucYw
>>5944433
no u
>>5944456
You're confusing.
Sexually.
>>5944435
Can't read this afternoon. Been so slow.... But today has been going well.
HG im CIA
>>5944436
https://youtu.be/bR-s4ReIxJo
>>5944446
You're just acting silly.
>>5944471
Why I?
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NJggCGNeI8
Easy one
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UWoqgQjl-I
>>5944436
Too obvious but.
https://youtu.be/WaNzmSgBW8k
>>5944482
When thou?
>>5944482
Why are you still here? We told you to fuck off and yet you are still desperate. If you want any more (yous) I suggest you fucking off to ERP.
>>5944428
Why don't I remember this scene?
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNRX7jzwGVQ
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugn2Ly8pQxk
Takeshita
>>5944453
I shouldn't have taken initiative here... but you really need more affection. I'll try later when our friendship bound will be stronger. Wait for me !
>>5944472
When you're open to every possibilities you cannot be defined, henceforth the confusion
>>5944476
And it's all that truly matters.
( Give me the bottle I need a sip )
>>5944523
Because it's from one of the shitty Rebuild movies that you probably didn't watch and I don't blame you for it.
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__6xAZ56rSc
>>5944534
Fuck off,nobody in their right mind would find that hot.
Hello HG
>>5944436
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSvrOgZdxk
>>5944565
Fuck off, Baron
>>5944565
I can count the pixels
>>5944565
Fuck off, Baron
Greetings Citizens
>>5944565
Fuck off and kys, Barn.
>>5944565
Fuck off, nobody in their right mind would serve you.
>>5944433
You could just say "hi" instead of "Me?", you know.
>>5944452
That means "hello", right?
>>5944540
>She stops and turns around
I had plenty, back in the day! I've just got haphephobia, is all!
>>5944565
Still speciesist?
>>5944543
Was it from the first one? Because that's the only one I skipped for just being a retelling the first few episodes.
>>5944588
Fuck off, I believe in the blood god.
>>5944565
Kys Baron
>>5944565
SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A COCONUT GUN
>>5944592
>haphephobia
I call bullshit. You're misanthropic at the very best.
>>5944588
greetings Janus
>>5944619
Watch your words. That's got a whole new meaning where I live, I absolutely DO like humanity. I just lock up or panic when most people touch me, alright?
>>5944436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI
>>5944592
I don't think that saying just "Hi" at this moment would be acceptable.
>>5944658
Why can't they use the same meaning for words as anyone else ? You can call a cat a dog, but that's bullshit.
>>5944613
Don't be like that dk, arn't you tired of Mario causing problems? We could crush him together!
>>5944592
Still a Tank-phile?
>>5944590
How naive
>>5944543
The rebuilds aren't that bad.
Also 3.0 + 1.0 fucking WHEN
>>5944701
Why are you still here? We told you to fuck off and yet you are still desperate. If you want any more (yous) I suggest you fucking off to ERP.
>>5944674
I don't exactly see why. It accomplishes the same thing but with less confusion, and all that.
>>5944701
Never was one to begin with. Care to answer the question?
>>5944694
Because, we just happen to work on a very, VERY different way fundamentally. To forsake your humanity means becoming something else entirely.
Based Baron triggering the tumblrinas.
>a clawed purple girl leaps onto a wal then jumps down to the floor
Hello!
>>5944759
Fuck off and take your necrophilia fetish somewhere else.
>>5944759
Yo
>>5944721
As a computer designed entity I'll never be fully aware of the subtleties of the human brain, however my receptors are telling me your "species" is just infatuated. Can you explain to me how different you are ?
should I make a new thread so that someone can host?
>>5944796
Why don't you host, anonymous ?
>>5944796
Still plenty of room here.
>>5944795
Yeah, I know you're a machine. Humans aren't the only sentient species around here, is all.
>>5944759
Why can you never walk like a normal person?
>>5944499
But I main her in compe!
>>5944817
because I got no games
though one is in the works
>>5944787
(W-what?)
>>5944788
Yo? Well you too.
>>5944833
Because climbing and leaping is faster.
>>5944452
It's Annyeong but I'll give it a pass this time.
>>5944845
Why are you still here? We told you to fuck off and yet you are still desperate. If you want any more (yous) I suggest you fucking off to ERP.
>>5944861
(Oh, phew, this is just a meme)
>>5944845
What's going on?
>>5944876
>If I don't like someone's opinion, it's a meme
You could have told him that you just don't want to leave.
>>5944884
>she looks into her left, then right, then ponders on the question
...
Nothing! Is that right answer?
>>5944833
>sequence analyzing...
..
...
>lauching debug mode
Y0u d1D n0t 4n5w3r th3 qu3st10n. Sp3c1fy d1fF3r3nc35 b3Tw33N <<y0Ur c0mMun1tY>> 4nd <<0th3r hUm4n5>>
>>5944838
5ugg35t10n : h05t d3F4ult G4m35
If you bump into a samurai, what are you disrespecting and what is your punishment for bumping into said samurai?
>>5944707
Why are you still here human? If you despise me this much why do you still talk to me? The answer's simple. People like you, need a ruler like me.
>>5944721
Your kind deserves everything bad they get honestly.
>>5944759
Yes yes hello, now what do you want?
>>5944938
The chance that I bump into a samurai is very slim because I'm 13th century Japan
>>5944927
I meant in general, but you aren't wrong. I hope a game starts soon
>>5944938
His name
Put some respeck on the name
>>5944962
And yet you are still talking, you are just as worst as hoshi, your RP is worst than NOD, you act like your better than junko but you are still a literally who. Piss off.
>>5944845
So? We don't need to keep it fast.
>>5944932
...Okay, yeah, flip out like that. I just said one difference, for one. For another, we've only been isolated from the rest of the world for the past, oh, few hundred years, so our cultures are completely different to you, too.
>>5944938
Depends on the values they hold. They actually do change now and then, I know one that doesn't even care about honor much at all.
Typically, though, name, and taking your head, if I remember. It has been a while, though.
>>5944996
Sudoku?
>>5944962
Blood! You people ask too many questions.
>>5944975
I don't know where general is.
>>5945021
baron please stop shitposting yourself
>>5945022
Who's we?
>>5945021
seek sunlight
>>5945049
I'm not baron you fucking idiot.
>>5944938
I think they can try and take your head. Almost happened with one of my ancestors.
>>5945044
It's a saying... this is gonna be difficult. How are you doing today?
>>5945070
Correct.
>>5944290
>Sorry, I was pulled away for a bit.
Maybe he's more than half cat..
>>5945065
You're way worse
>>5945022
Wh4t 15 tH4t <<0n3 d1fF3r3nc3 >> ?
>>5945062
If I knew there would be a popquiz I would've studied. I don't know. Aren't they protecting someone or something like that?
Hi
okay got hosthelper up and running, hopefully expect some defaultgames soon
>>5945107
Nope. I will reveal the answer shortly, with one more attempted, or if a certain amount time passes.
>>5945062
Use the moonlight to meditate and use the reflection to see whether the blade is sharp or not.
>>5945105
Len, do you need me to help you out there..?
>>5944962
Your don't exactly have much experience in the matter aside from a few jerks, now don't you?
>>5945059
Everyone in general.
>>5945105
We have to put up with the aforementioned nonhumans. Start talking normally.
>>5945062
>>5945107
>>5945148
They kill the first poor bastard they lay their eyes on to test the thing. Tsujigiri. Barbaric.
>>5945154
>end of debug mode
No, it's fine. I'll have to put down this conversation abruptly but something came and I have to go. I'll be back in a few hours probably.
>>5945112
Morning cutie
>>5945136
Ouch. One out of two is real ad, isn't it? Gotta take some notes down.
>>5945112
What's up? Don't you know you can't say hello here anymore?
actually I can't host right now, gotta run some errands
sorry I can't do it now, but I'll be sure to try and host defaultgames when I get a good opportunity
>>5945176
Ah, good, wouldn't want you being all.. debuggy all day, but have a good afternoon.
>>5945091
I am doing terrible, I didn't kill anyone yet...
>she looks down in disappointment
>>5945112
Hello!
>>5945168
Well we aren't in general, are we now?
Euuuuhh excuse me but can you like, stop shitposting?? it's a bit annoying haha
>>5945211
It ain't no problem.
Now, for the final question. What do you call a rich farmer?
>>5945021
Like I could be somehow worse then some stupid human highschool fashitonista. Quit speaking gibberish and get to the point!
>>5945044
Blood?!
>>5945168
Yes, thats because my kind arn't stupid enough to kill each other. Least not at your rate anyway.
>>5945223
A game'll start soon, hopefully, though I get ya. It's boring around here most of the time
>>5945231
A republican.
>>5945246
Uh yeah, what did you expect?
>>5945247
Why do I feel like that's a lie?
>she pecks up and smiles
Oh well, guess I can always kill someone out here.
>>5945188
Good morning!
>>5945211
What?... why?
>>5945223
Hello!
>>5945272
For an American stand point, yes. But I should've said what is a rich Japanese farmer.
>>5945277
That's usually looked down upon. Let's just hope a game starts soon. So what's your name?
>>5945186
Utterly barbaric. Thankfully nobody's stupid enough to try that one nowadays.
>>5945223
...You really are an idiot. I mean most people.
>>5945218
Sure thing. Later.
>>5945176
See you.
>>5945246
And yet for the "rate" we do it at, it still doesn't actually impede us, now does it? Besides, with the sheer numbers, the weird stuff only inevitably comes in to view.
>>5945231
Depends on how rich we're talking. At a certain point you could practically call them royalty.
>>5945231
the only things that held Africa together that are now gone
>>5945231
Sounds like a joke. Great, not good with those either. Sorry teach but I have to leave this blank.
>>5945283
Don't know. Some people just get angry with it. Looks like they're gone now.
>>5945290
Uh, a Shogun?
>>5945313
Nope, that's wrong. Because there's no such thing as a rich farmer in the era of samurais and corrupted as fuck government.
Since, they tax the hell out of farmers even if there's a drought and no way for them to pay said taxes. Also, we call a rich farmer a Bandit.
>>5945283
Hi!
>>5945309
Clawdia! That's my nickname! What's yours?
>>5945313
Do I look like most people?
>>5945313
Yes now see how far you could have gone down if you didnt try to kill each other.
>>5945277
I dunno something a little less like a slasher flick?! Maybe?
>>5945350
I'm Junpei. It's nice to meet you Clawdia. So what's with the claws, if you don't mind me asking
>>5945349
Eh, fair enough. Like I said, it's been a while. Like, a long while.
>>5945350
So? Doesn't matter, it still applies.
>>5945361
A lot of that progress was caused just because of that conflict, too, you know.
>>5945338
Are you sure?. i don't think for just for saying "Hello" people gets angry
>>5945350
What's your name?
>>5945361
Slasher flick? I'm more of a crab than a flick.
>>5945382
Oh it's connected to me, don't you see?
>she waves them to the man
>>5945388
Who's applying what?
>>5945394
You can look up if you don't believe me.
>>5945394
Clawdia! What's YOUR name?
>>5945426
uhh it's in the filename
>>5945431
>>5945431
>>5945431