/sug/ Steven Universe General - RUBY Edition
Last Thread: >>5939205
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
Herrrrrrrre we gooooo
BALDING
SPICY
>>5942909
Jasper isn't fat
i want jaspis to fuck me in the ass
CANON
>>5942947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5942949
I wish.
>>5942957
Me too
>>5942909
Jasper is fit
>>5942909
We're around and about, doll!
B^)
rose quartz is fucking stupid
>>5942949
>>5942982
>was fucking stupid
ftfy Jasper
Why are there so many Doc threads recently?
>>5943004
Docfag likes making them.
>>5942982
She was just horny.
>>5943004
Because the closet pedo likes making new threads
>>5942974
SWEATY
FEMININE
>>5943015
Somebody turn off this projector, it's too bright.
>>5943004
>>5943010
>>5943015
>>5943024
I'm not the one obsessing over gems that look like little boys.
>>5943033
You're the only one who thinks they look like little boys. Sounds like you have some issues to work through.
Here's a question that's been bugging me, did Rose love Pearl? We know Pearl loved her but did she love Pearl back?
I mean even the gems don't like poly relationships, and Pearl clearly wasn't with Rose back when we first saw Rainbow Quartz, it sounds to me as if Pearl had a crush on her because of how she treated her, but Rose never saw her in that way, or maybe they were in a relationship but then Rose moved on from her hence why she said greg is a "novelty at best", like an asshole ex?
>>5942948
I want to fuck Jaspis in the ass
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>5943048
I doubt it, but people will always and forever cling onto that one single Sugar quote.
>>5942921
I wanna push her in
>>5943048
I don't think so but Sugar did say it was mutual love so yeah. Maybe she did love her back but not as strongly.
>>5943064
Which one?
>>5943029
>can i say it?
>rose is a murderer
>steven is also now a murderer
it's like poetry
it rhymes
>>5943092
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5943085
>I wouldn't call her love requited
Or some stupid vague bs like that
what franchise is this crossover art of
>>5943096
Same, yea man I've just been busy. Sadly, it looks like /sug/ is slowly falling apart as far as posters go..
>>5943085
>Interviewer: Pearl obviously has some unrequited love for Rose, you know, and…
>Rebecca Sugar: I don’t know if I would call it unrequited!
And another quote from Ian saying almost the same thing.
>>5943125
We've still got a good batch of regulars, but yeah we're bleeding posters.
>>5943048
I think she did but she knew Pearl looked up to her too much. Like she was her Pearl instead of her own gem. She didn't want Pearl to fall into that too far and become too reliant.
>>5943125
>>5943143
You two gotta understand /trash/sug/ can't really keep /sug/ going.
/trashers/ are just waiting for /co/sug/ to return regardless of how bad they think it is.
It's been great partying down in hell but /sug/ isn't meant for this place no matter what anyone really says.
>>5943143
Almost like all the smart people fled /trash/ and left our dumb asses behind.
remember when peridot wasn't garbage
>>5943177
I've honestly had way more fun in the /trash/ than I've ever had on /co/sug. I'll be sad to it go, but I recognize that it's necessary for the health of the general.
>>5943111
I believe its warhammer 40k
>>5943144
I don't think it was entirely one-sided. Rose must have done something to incite the fire for Pearl to be unable to let go even after all those years after her death.
>>5943177
>>5943143
>>5943125
Looks like the crowed left with that Bald Steven fag...
>>5943199
Well that's just shit taste Anon, sadly there's no cure in sight.
>>5943048
I think she loved her dearly but not really romantically. Like, maybe somewhat, but not heads over heels. In Rose's Scabbard her expression when Pearl said she wanted to stay was like "god, how can I turn away this poor sweet idiot"
It's basically the common knight/liege trope. Endlessly dedicated to someone who does care about you, but the feelings aren't equal because they have bigger things to care about
It kinda reminds me of Finn/Bubblegum. And the pink-haired leader chooses a wild rocker instead
>>5943210
>crowd
ftfy
Anon last thread said,
>the crew shouldnt have gotten involved with the fandom cause of their background, like Ian liking futa and Sugar's background.
Didnt know the futa stuff, but what from Rebecca's background is so controversial?
>>5943216
I was so hoping for Marcilene and Finn to happen. So ready.
All she had to do was turn him and it would have been great.
>>5943239
Drew ed edd n eddy yaoi
>>5943203
Of course, something that made her feel special, but here's something that I don't get, back in the answer, why didn't they invade Blue diamond's court while fused? Wouldn't it be the most cocky shit they could've done, and even then it'd have set an example to Garnet right then and there about true love.
>>5943199
/co/sug/ just has strict mods that kinda influence how posts are when they are active.
But it's not really enough to say, prevent porn or such, i can bet you could still do the blog-tier shit especially when they are off having their pizza rolls.
>>5943210
Nah, we've kept a solid 60 max users through out the hiatus.
Most of them don't make /trash/sug/ fast though that's just how many we have by the end of a thread.
>>5943216
YES, this is exactly how I feel, even nowadays this happens in the army, shit this is what's happening to Jasper too, but in a different scale of course.
>>5943262
I never expected to frequent /trash/.
Last hiatus I tried it but got pushed away by the porn, it wasn't something I wanted to deal with.
>>5943250
But how is that controversial? Everybody knows that already and it wasnt even graphic. I think somebody else in the crew drew a graphic EEnE rape sketch, but even then...whats that to do with Sugar?
>>5943274
The Jasper one is more of a brainwashy kind of thing (as far as we know right now)
>>5943210
>crowed
>>5943280
She made some lewd stuff and some little bit cringeyish self insert stuff with invader zim. That's really all I can see people complaining about.
>>5943281
Of course, but it still resembles the love for a commander, I'm not really saying it's the same thing just that it's similar.
>>5943304
Ahh alright. Yea it is closer to that.
>>5943262
>>5943256
>>5943143
I always pictured it like this, /trash/ /sug/ is good for about 3 months max, but after everyone's done throwing porn at each other every shit-poster stops and realizes what the fuck's going on, then just lurks until we hit /co/ again!
>>5943278
I FOUND THE TWEET
>>5943297
The only lewd thing she made was a non explicit EEnE thing, and she wrote a shitty Invader Zim fanfic (who hasnt?).
>>5943325
She did lewd ratatouille also didn't she?
>>5943248
Do you like Greg/Pearl too?
>>5943324
He never should have opened his mouth.
Was he mad people were drawing steven porn?
>>5943324
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What is the lewdest SU thing any crewniverse member has made?
>>5943319
Thing was though, we didn't have shitposters this time around.
I mean we do but they aren't much.
and we didn't even last two months let alone 3, /trash/sug kinda dropped the ball last hiatus.
Now it's just.
Meh.
Rather waiting for /co/ to get more requests as drawers do come here but i'd say trashsug has a 40% chance of the artists asking for requests while cosug has a 80% chance.
>>5943332
No, people were trying to bait the crew into saying the approve of pedoshit because they were defending fanartists like zamii by saying people should draw what they want. So of course tumblr took it to mean they meant child porn as well
>>5943360
That's a cute Ruby.
>>5943367
tumblr is like the equivalent of /co/ falseflaggers.
They try hard to mask themselves as the fandom they want to bring down and go so far as to threaten people into suicide (pretty low tier stuff if you've ever been on the internet for more then a year) or they take it to the next level and pay someone to take care of their business for them.
>>5943332
Some retards kept hassling him about Stevidot, and i think he initially said it was cool, but people threw "you should be against pedo" arguments without the shipping context and he casually replied this in response.
>>5943344
That we know of: Heres an offical Garnet with boobs
Knowing the Cartoon industry: A lot of porn that we'll never see
>>5943423
Y'know, until the show ends.
>>5943408
I think you're giving them too much credit.
Maybe I've just got a bad taste in my mouth, but from what I've seen there's a pretty good amount of tumblrites who legitimately believe the toxic shit they spew all over the place, and unfortunately that includes some of the people in the Steven Universe fandom.
>>5943328
Not that im aware of. (Sounds awkward as fuck)
>>5943441
Eh, power to you, but tumblr just seems like it wants to fester and shitpost about SU, a show that they should have seen as bait to their feminist ideals (considering they somehow have race wars over characters that are literal fucking aliens with no concept of race or gender) and turned it into one of the most memed about "tumblr" show.
It just seems like they attached themselves to a show they just wanted to bring down, everything that's "subtle" or "implied" in this show is kinda.. tumblr bait.
>21 posters
Why is this place so dead?
>>5943519
Cause you're a faggot.
>>5943519
Why is this place even still alive?
>>5943519
/trash/sug isn't built to sustain /sug/ for more then maybe 3 or 2 months.
/trash/ in general doesn't really suit /sug/
>>5943502
>>5943585
Thats nothing
>>5943423
sad it will never be seen
>>5943600
Yea whoever said they should be involved in the fandom at all was pretty dumb or had some info I can't find.
I hope Becky has a tranquil weekend!
>>5943631
Zuke too!
>>5943631
Becky read some of her poetry at an event a few days ago! It's very good, you should listen to it!
https://twitter.com/OneWingedChris/status/788790532101124096
>>5943641
Don't worry, I never forget Zuke! I hope she is doing well!
>>5943652
Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I don't get what that poem was supposed to be about. Did anybody else understand it?
>>5943689
Honestly, I couldn't tell you what it means. But it's a very beautiful poem regardless.
>>5943252
I don't think they knew about two different gems fusing before Garnet.
>>5942974
,'B^)
Any tips on what needs fixing in this?
>>5943048
I think Rose was polyamorous. She loved Pearl + many other men but not as much as she loved Greg.
>>5943652
Here is the poem for anybody who doesn't feel like watching the video-
Insidious
My hands are soft peeled banana
I smear insidious
Curds spread like soft chalk line(?)
And I drag my feet
I drag insidious
A sweet sticky trail is one of many
Drawing bugs in the late afternoon sun
Natural, very natural
Everything is an explosion
Sorry dude! It's beautiful
>>5943815
Her legs are too short and her feet too small. Her right arms should also be longer
>>5943843
I mean both arms should be longer.
>>5943819
Rose was just a slut, 5000 years is a long time to go without some dick
>>5943815
You get better every time I see you post! Never stop drawing, soon you will be better at it than you ever could have imagined.
>>5943841
Even with it written out I still don't get it
>>5943866
She was just a little too interested in males since gems don't have things like that.
>>5943841
is this lewd
>>5943869
I'm already better than I thought I would be 3 months ago when I started. Thanks for the support anon.
>>5943912
The explosion part makes me think orgasm
>it's natural, very natural
Wait, is she talking about fugging women?
>>5943903
Pearl could have accepted it even if she didn''t like it, for her it was all just a game
Anyone else here want a bad ending?
>>5943963
This show will never do it
but it would be pretty interesting and not done much.
>>5943955
>for her it was all just a game
This is also very doubtful, she didn't like it at all, in fact it made her feel left out, back when Greg tried to fuse with Rose the gems started to comment about it, it's pretty clear that she wanted Rose just for herself.
>Amethyst: I think this one's my favorite
>Pearl: I think he's her favorite too...
>>5943991
>I was fine when you came and we fought like it was all some silly game
Greg clearly isn't the first guy she fought over Rose like this and she mentions it as if it was something lighthearted even if it wasn't to her liking. As I already said before, Pearl begrudgingly accepted Rose's choice to be with many partners. The unfortunate part for Pearl is that all the men before Greg were just play toys for Rose.
>>5943963
There's no way in hell they'd do it.
Are there any cartoons that actually do have bad endings, though?
http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/152161520779/the-raid
>>5944027
>I was fine when you came and we fought like it was all some silly game
This doesn't really tell that she thought of it being "lighthearted", just that she sees how it was stupid to do it in the past, like when you think back on your mistakes, like an ex fighting with the current partner, Pearl isn't one to accept second places, this is exactly why she tried to fend Greg off so much, I doubt that she would accept their relationship since even for gems being poly is a red flag regardless.
>all the men before Greg were just play toys for Rose.
This is also debatable, because she didn't just do it for the fun of it, she was willing to experiment rather than play with people's feelings.
>>5944080
Pretty impressive
>>5944076
pretty much every show that got cancelled with an open ending/cliffhanger
>>5944080
>faelapis
>tumblr
Not going there
>>5944171
Your loss if you like being sad about Jasper
>>5944171
You should really check it out.
I haven't been on /sug/ for 2 weeks
What have I missed?
Hey everybody! I just woke up and guess what?????????? My balls don't itch anymore, it's a Christmas miracle!
>>5944171
>>5944197
Nah, fuck Jasper, she deserved everything coming to her
I love you, /sug/
>>5944242
Opal is bulimic
>>5944263
>>5944268
I love you to anon!
>>5944268
I love you too
>>5944268
I love me too, anon!
>>5944274
I see, what else happened on /sug/?
>>5944126
>since even for gems being poly is a red flag regardless.
Garnet (Ruby & Sapphire) are something else entirely
>>5944245
I remember you talking about your itchy balls.
I'm glad you don't tickly testes anymore anon.
>>5944311
somebody posted their piss cups
>>5944330
I wonder what the white residue is made up of
>>5944330
and you saved it?
>>5944334
Don't lump me in with those disgusting Perifags.
why lapis and pearl look the same?
>>5944348
DON'T JUDGE ME
>>5943843
>>5943856
Here are some longer arms legs and feet
>>5944356
One is bald and the other isn't
>>5944320
They quite literally represent love, Pearl also believes fusion is the embodiment of that feeling since she taunts greg about it, so not really.
>>5944360
sorry, anything else?
>>5944245
Did you shower?
>>5944349
>Don't lump me in with those disgusting Perifags.
It was just an reaction image,i meant nothing disgusting by it.
>>5944282
>>5944284
>>5944376
This
>>5944126
She also says that she was fine with the other men in Rose's life which does imply that Pearl was okay with Rose choosing other partners besides her, and I have to stress the fact that no other men before Greg reached out to Rose the way Greg did, they really were just her play things. Judging by rose and Greg's early interactions you can even tell that at the beginning Rose is just there with Greg out of simple curiosity but it's only after Greg starts bringing up their future together that Rose looks guilty. Remember how she was all giggles when Greg mentioned that he wanted to fuse with her.
So I think it is a safe bet that Rose just thought of her previous partners as just play things and they were something Pearl wasn't threatened by so she simply accepted it, until Greg happened. That is where the moment of realization comes that Greg is Rose's favorite and she looks sad when she says so.
>>5944349
>lapisfag thinking he's any better
top jej
>>5944406
Anything is better than a Perifag, lmao
>>5944372
One has emo sasuke hair and the other doesn't*
ftfy
>>5944418
What about a Peri-kin?
>>5944418
Nah, lapisfags are just as bad and even their waifu is turning into just as much of a meme. They have nothing going for them
>>5944434
Y-yes.
>>5943963
I want this to end like part 6 of Jojo, [Spoiler dont read this if you haven't read the manga] everyone fucking dies and the victory barely means anything [Spoiler dont read this if you haven't read the manga]
>Yellow Diamond was too easy to kill
>She was bait and White Diamond is the real final boss and attackes them while the Crystal Gems are celebrating
>Shatters Amethyst right of the bat knowing she regens quick
>Stevonnie readys her sword but gets knocked back and defuses
>Pearl and Garnet try fusing but shes too fast and she poofs Pearl
>Has a monologue with during a fight with Garnet about how this was her Pearl and hides her
>Garnet is caught off guard but barely escapes
>Instead she goes after Lapis and Peridot, who quickly fuse
>They throw a whole fucking building at her, it does jack shit
>They wrap the remains of the build around her feet
>A Garnet/Jasper fusion start beating the shit out of her
>They rip off an arm and then stand back as they think they poofed her
>Nope, White diamond is even more pissed
>Steven tries using his mid control to calm her and get his brain fried after using it instead
>In her rage she poofs Garnet (and shatters one half of her), Jasper and Peridot and shatters Lapis because of Steven.
>Connie grabs Roses Sword 2.0(Now with shattering action) and Stevens body and fuses with him
>They find Pearls gem and free her only to find she was brainwashed
>Jasper, Peridot in her robot and the remain half of Garnet fight off the rest of homeworld (Its ambiguous if they survived
>Dispute losing her memory, Pearl makes the perfect distraction against White Diamond
>Shes forced to kill Pearl
>She starts crying
>Stevonnies appears (Which only has Connies personality)
>"I'm sorry I hurt you Rose, I'm sorry, Steven"
>"I'm not Steven"
>Shattered
>Connie then quickly finds a warp pad to Earth and never see the gems agian
>Till part two anyway, named Battle Gemidincy, which is about Stevens son who was born from his comatose body
>>5944398
kek
Why has Lapis never used her powers to make ice claws and just stab people who get in her way?
>>5944439
You're too pessimistic, anon.
Just like Lapis.
>>5944444
Blat
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>5944444
delet this
>>5944478
Quints for Lappy, I guess.
>>5944486
I want to shatter Lapis Lazuli
>>5944349
Okay
reminder
>>5944475
It's called being realistic. Only a complete mongoloid would have any hope for either of their character development.
>>5944418
>what are /freaks/
>>5944505
I want to shatter Steven
>>5944505
You're going to make her CRY anon.
>>5944349
Why are you being so rude
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>5944518
>Color
>Black
Nigga Pearl when?
I want to succ on them Pearl tiddies
>>5944518
Neither jasper or lapis lazuli have any cleave, yet when they come together to form malachite they have perfect cleavage.
>>5944444
chckd
>>5944547
She doesn't have any and she never will, we've been over this.
>>5944505
I want to use a drill an slowly grind her gem into nothingness.
>>5944484
What an ugly frog
>>5944555
whoaaaaaa, czech'd
>>5944558
>>5944561
they slowly become more and more messed up like when amy kept getting more cracked.
>>5944561
I like the sound of that.
>>5944558
This fan art says otherwise
>>5944558
She does have them. She used them to breastfeed Steven with
>>5944604
>in my headcanon
ftfy
>>5944268
>>5944520
I love /freaks/
>>5944484
REVERSAL
>>5944505
I want to shatter myself
>>5944405
That doesn't necessarily mean that she was fine with her dating them, it was fine because they were all "novelties", humans who'll die way sooner than a gem, what's 80 years to a gem?
And if you are to judge their early interactions in greg the babysitter, you can pay attention to Pearl, and you'll see that she does not like his presense at all, and not really, Rose was honest about her feelings from the very start with Greg, she even explains her point of views about humans, she even tells him how she didn't know how Sour Cream was a human just like Greg and even tells us how gems are meant to be, she's ignorant about the human experience but she's very honest about it, if she were to play with humans she wouldn't even have bothered with these things, and this most likely happened before he tried to fuse with her, and since she says "you wouldn't believe how long it took me to figure out you and Sour cream are the same species" implies that she knew about it beforehand, meaning she's had this same exact talk before with another human being, Greg reached out to her, but there's no real evidence to say that she didn't really care about her other "play things", that's a thing Pearl would've thunk, not Rose, Rose already values all life, to her this was a new experience all around so she wanted to stick with more humans.
Her giggling when Greg tries to fuse with him is because she thinks it's silly, not because she thinks less of him, the role reversal of him not knowing how gems work is funny to her, so much that when he says that she doesn't seem like a real person she stops, she understands exactly how he feels in this scene and decides to take it more seriously.
>>5944521
AGAIN? WHY???
>>5944695
He's a faggot.
>>5943216
Someone should face swap the portraits at the bottom with Marceline and PBG.
Pearlmethyst > anything else
>>5944521
Tы cнoвa тyт!
>>5944699
Steven's a bigger faggot
>>5944725
>>5944725
>dead ship
kek
>>5944742
Rose is gross
>>5944748
It's more alive than ever before
>>5944735
Why do you hate Steven so much?
>>5944547
how do you shrink down the file sizes from the original?
You have to pick three Gems to die in the finale, GO
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Lapidotfags are trash but I think Amedotfags are way more obnoxious about their ship.
>>5944772
>Lapis
>Jasper
>Peridot
>>5944772
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Pearl
Easy
>>5944772
>Lapis
>Jasper
>Ruby
>>5944781
>Anybody more obnoxious than "our ship is 150% canon because we read into things too much!"
nope
>>5944767
I don't, it's all jokes
I think he is cool
>>5944772
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Ruby
>>5944781
I laughed
>>5944772
>Lapis
>Bismuth
>Ruby
>>5944772
>Doc
>Carbonado
>The Cluster
>>5944804
Too bad because you're right, he is a faggot.
>>5944772
>Steven
>Amethyst
>Jasper
>>5944772
>Bismuth
>Sapphire
>Ruby
>>5944711
>One bottle of Salt-Water please
;_;
>>5944772
>Yellow Diamond
>Blue Diamond
>Peridot
>>5944772
>Jasper
>Bismuth
>Steven
>>5944866
>Blue Diamond
Fuck you
>>5944846
>killing a character that's already dead
>Killing off Garnet and not leaving anyone to grow as a better character then her
Kinda shit taste even if it is the finale.
Why are Lapisfags and Perifags so absolutely fucking obnoxious?
>>5944892
I ship Lapidot
>>5942909
Jasper is fat
>>5944836
>leaving Lapis without a quartz
She'd shatter herself
>>5944892
>t. /freaks/
>>5944907
lapidot is shit and cancer
>>5942952
You goofed
>>5944907
He didn't ask for people who are more obnoxious, just why those people are obnoxious.
>>5944892
t. Jasper
>>5944913
a little late aren't we
>>5944892
Lapisfags are annoying but I think Pearlfags beat everyone else by a landslide in obnoxious ess
>>5944928
Lapisfags are shit and Perifags are cancer
Lapidot is the best ship and only those with shit taste think otherwise
Mark my words, it WILL be canon
>>5944993
Pearlmethyst*
>>5944993
>Lapidot is the worst ship and only those with shit taste think otherwise
ftfy
>>5944988
Diamondfags must be pretty well off
I love Lapis, Peridot and Lapidot
Connie and Lapis with fuse while Steven watches and you have shit taste if you think they wouldn't
Mark my words, it WILL be canon
>>5945003
Too bad there is none.
Well, i want to say Carl, but that's kinda rude.
>>5944772
alexandrite
malachite
peridot
>>5944993
>likes lapshit and shitdot
>likes the most boring ship possible on the show
>wants it to be canon
>actually believes it will be canon
I'm going to build a cannon
Mark my words, it WILL be a cannon
>>5945031
I actually like [spoiler]Yellow[/pleasemodsplease] Diamond.
>>5945031
>Carl
who?
>>5944993
once amber outshines you rebecca is going to realize how big of a mistake she made by hiring you and fire your ass zuke
>>5945013
Shittiest taste imaginable.
Jasper is going to fuck Veggiehead and OBLITERATE him with her massive quartz dong and you will smell like shit if you disagree with me
Mark my words, it WILL be canon
>>5945037
preach it anon, theyre all sucking Zukes chod big time
>>5945068
>>5945057
Artist here who has drawn a lot of Blue Diamond.
I'd say they were a BDfag but they have really only drawn her a lot, but nothing more so i'm kinda hesitant on sticking with that statement.
>>5945068
I want to see Amber and Zuke fight to the death
>>5945031
>Too bad there is none.
Don't be silly.
My favorite part of Lapidot is how easy it is to trigger /sug/ with it
Pearlmetyst is the purest and best ship
>>5945123
>People tell me my shit taste is shit so they're triggered xD
>>>/rules/global/2
>>5945128
>>5945104
BD is just older Sapphire
>>5945123
my favorite part of Lapidot is nothing
>>5945123
So you where only pretending to be retarded
>>5945139
Mine is that it's not canon and never will be.
>>5945031
>imblying
>>5945138
You're missing a few adjectives
Namely: Better and sexier
>>5945157
Awwwwwww yea, it's the pissy Space Giraffe.
does anyone remember Jaspidot
>>5945150
>where
God damn it Esidisi you stupid shit
>>5945138
>There's always one Sapphire that'll succeed the current Blue Diamond
>Blue Diamond is literally like a mother figure to Sapphire
>Literally would be more fuel for a sad reunion instead of a "i want you fucking executed" reunion
>>5945173
wait till zuke gets a hold of her and the pissy turns tsundere
>>5945181
yes
I love Lapis, Pearl and Salt-Water
DIE!
>>5945235
>>5945235
You love shit
>>5945184
>Lapis doesn't know that Jasper got corrupted
>Steven tells Lapis all about it after she overhears him mention something about Jasper's gem being in the temple
>writers want an angst episode so Lapis gets angsty and thinks she's partly responsible
>Lapis unbubbles Dogsper and fuses with her
Mark my words, it WILL be canon
>>5945181
Artists never scale them properly these days, even the queen of jaspidot Ruki doesn't always nail it
A shame. One Jasper finger can fill Lapis up, while one Jasper finger can murder Peridot
>>5945238
It appears a foul beast has entered the scene!
Don't worry citizens i shall slay this vile creature!
>>5945257
>I didn't watch AaS.
>>5945104
hnnng
>>5945195
FUCK YOU I JUST FUCKING MISTYPE ONE THING Y-YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>5945238
>bd's gigantic boobs
>that tiny anus
>ruby's face
What are some fusions you absolutely crave to see?
>>5945257
Fusing is too much of a step backwards at this point in canon, I could see her being the one to pop the bubble one way or another though
>>5945238
>>5945291
None ever since they made fusions just boring mouthpieces for their components.
>>5945291
Connie and Lapis
>>5945291
Lapis and Centipeetle
>>5945181
they were a good pair back when Peridot was still considered the level-headed nerd archetype.
>>5945291
Jasper and Garnet
>>5945291
I think a Pearl and Lapis fusion would look cool.
>>5945291
More berserk fusions, Jasper and Amethyst are gonna fuck shit up if they fuse.
>>5945291
Lapis, Blue Pearl, and Sapphire.
>>5945302
This is better then what you are replying to.
>>5945243
NICE
>>5945312
That was its all-time high, by far. So many possibilities, almost the most disappointing part of Earthlings was how Peridot turned out to give a NEGATIVE fuck about Jasper
>>5945324
Its going be fap bait and nothing else, just like Rainbow quartz.
>>5945181
jaspidot was better than most ships and didn't deserve to get as shat on in canon as it did
>>5945303
that's inevitable since every fusion besides Garnet seems to only last for a short time.
We just need backstory on how the war changed Garnet from the bumbling cotton candy to the silent and efficient war machine she is today.
>>5945291
Jasper and Pearl
>>5943216
Imagine if Adam Muto did an episode of SU
>>5945359
>Jasper mutates horribly in great pain
>EW THAT IS LIKE SO GROSS!
>>5945360
That's Season 1 Garnet buddy.
And she wasn't like that for long.
>>5945351
I'm more than ok with that anon
I wanted to fuck Jasper, but someone posted picture of her pissing.
You kill my desire for big J, congrats, anon.
>>5945381
Maybe one day your lust for her will grow back
>>5945381
You moron, you're only going to entice the pissfags to post more
>>5945291
I want a Jasper/Garnet fusion so bad that I'm almost tempted to kill myself knowing it will never happen
>>5945360
That description applies to Garnet as well.
>>5945381
Is this an invitation to ruin the rest of the SU cast?
>>5945402
Garnet is literally the reason why that description exists.
It doesn't help she is trying her hardest to say fusions are the exact opposite of what they are.
>>5945399
Any ones you like out there? I've never seen a Jaspnet or Garnidot fusion I've liked
>>5945031
>>5945104
I don't really have any favorites, the only fag i am is a drawfag.
You guys I'm on acid and it's some wild shit let me tell you holy fuggggg
>>5945416
I can't wait for the episode where someone calls Garnet out for her hypocrisy.
>>5945440
kys
>>5945427
Not them, but i'll slide this link with a shit ton of fan fusions, including Garnet/Jasper.
http://thegeekiary.com/steven-universe-masterpost/steven-universe-speculative-fan-fusion-list
>>5945439
I thought as much.
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>5945449
Haha I love you too indexer
I want Peridot to shatter me with her massive green cock
>>5945440
Have fun with that one, anon.
>>5943062
>I figure cartoonists have always been weirdos. Like being weird is almost a requirement
>Because of /co/ and finding out about /co/ related fetishes I'm suspicious of every scene that's ever had a character get comically fat from overeating, or get eaten or whatever, because those kinds of scenes have never been funny but they're still so common. I sincerely believe we have an inflation fag on the crew because of that malachite shot because what the hell is the purpose otherwise. I wish I could understand fetishes
Actually I'm interested how many fetishists hide in animation industry nowadays.
>>5945476
>massive green cock
>>5945476
*tiny green boner
>>5945476
*Nothing cause she can't shapeshift
>>5945516
>can't shapeshift
>>5945465
Ehh the Amaet one is still the best
Slim pickings
>>5945448
Steven or Stevonnie.
When Pearl and Amy get mad, they lash out. Garnet's no different, except she's way way stronger. I want to see a good Garnet fight again.
>>5945439
No, you must pick a side and then attack all others who aren't on it.
Guys, I am already regretting the question, but... do you guys know any good musical SU meme mashups?
You know, an Octagon, All Star, Old Spice, Snoopdog, DMX, Touhou, [Anime Opening], Infected Mushroom, Bill Nye etc one?
To give a non-SU example
https://youtu.be/UmC-_bTCRwQ
>>5945427
i thought this one looked cool but i didn't like the way the artist ended up coloring it
>>5945662
Gettin' some Nutshack vibes from those hands
>>5945662
I think that's supposed to be a Jasper/Garnet/Amethyst fusion
>>5945716
>Chest gem
Check
>Nose gem
Check
>Hand gem
Yep it is.
>>5945710
In the year 105105
If man is still alive
If robot can survive
They may find...
In the year 252525
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived
In all the world, there's only one technology
A rusty sword for practicing proctology
In a future year that ends with a 20
A shlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy
He may look like a watery wimp
When in fact he's a bloodthirsty shrimp
In the year 1,000,000 ½
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves
>>5945733
i miss futurama
>>5945753
Just watch any of the episodes after it was brought back on air and you won't anymore.
>>5945733
Sapphire, i love ya, but shut the fuck up
why has my life devolved into a meme
>>5945768
i liked the time machine episode
>>5945797
Is that a jelly donut anon?
Wide hips, y/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmqjgAC8UZQ
where is the second video
>>5945822
no, I'm the guy that posted the video a few posts above.
>>5945835
y
>>5945835
Fuck outta here with that meme artist.
>>5945835
HIPPER
>>5945835
>Hippy
>>5945835
not that wide to be quite honest
>>5945835
Y
>>5945853
I wish Jasper was my mom
>>5945844
This is all you need to know about cyber "bullying"
>>5945835
Ehhhhhh, Y
>>5945844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBx1D7QOeBo
It came out a whole hour ago guys
>>5945962
well why didn't anybody SAY ANYTHING
>>5945987
Because no one cares enough about a joke.
>>5945962
Glasses Amy a cute.
>>5946001
Lots of people care about Amethyst, though..?
>>5945987
It's literally nothing
>>5946016
she's like the least popular gem
>>5945987
Too busy writing
>>5944080
>Lapis was in the Beta kindergarten preying on young quartzes
Same Old Lazuli
>our newborn Jasper was where Lapis was, figuring from the very start as she said
>but no really what the fuck was Lapis up to
>the Crystal gems feeling like badasses for killing young gems
>jaspers aren't usually so big, at all (amethysts must be the huge ones imo)
>those last two paragraphs
Fantastic
>>5946029
what are you writing about
>>5946026
no thats post-season 2 Garnet
>>5946057
>Post-Season 2 Garnet
That's when she was the most popular gem you nigga.
Just because /sug/ rarely talks about her don't make her a unpopular gem.
>>5946057
Garnet is the most popular crystal gem dude
>>5946068
Oh, O thought you were talking about /sug/, carry on
>>5942531
kill yourself
>>5942694
kill yourself
Requires more Navy
>>5946100
So THAT'S how Jasper knew she was a pedophile.
That's why she was trying to warn Steven in AaS. Jasper didn't want him to befall the same fate as her sisters.
On no more CGs
http://jaspuppy.tumblr.com/post/152159580902/no-new-crystal-gems
>>5943059
kill yourself
>https://youtu.be/AvCoPHe-hfU
yeah that one gets the bonus of being funny
https://youtu.be/pNdO95XfJ8I
https://youtu.be/ACAnrYCldk8
Those two are getting close. But don't go the extra mile to really be outstanding.
>>5946158
Was this not already obvious when Lapis did not change her attitude towards the CGs?
Like if you want Lapis as a CG, change that fucking attitude she has towards them, they aren't even responsible directly for what happened to her.
Wars happen and she shouldn't have been on that planet if it wasn't to do some sneaky homeworld shit that she refused to tell steven.
>>5946209
>>5946189
Lapis' whole story just feels like they didn't give a fuck about continuity at all.
>>5946146
>glory holes in the Beta kindergarten
>Lapis goes for gold
>>5946089
I thought that was Pearl.
>>5946056
Poil and the consumption of various bodily fluids
>>5946146
But we knew that already
>>5946230
What sort?
>>5945128
>>5945181
>>5946249
Jasper knew the truth from the very beginning.
If only we had listened to her...
>>5945257
>>5945363
kill yourself
>>5944781
Have you been seeing that blog flipping out in the tags too
>>5946261
Pretty much anything.
>>5946068
>>5946346
This blog? Yes
>>5946214
so the first week was "kill yourself"
what is this gonna turn into?
>>5946426
"Kill yourself"
just got done with a 6-hour drawing class, walked about 20 minutes home on the first chilly day of the fall, and am now chillin in my place with no class for the next 2 days.
havent felt so at-ease in months, feels gud
>>5946454
What did you draw in the drawing class
>>5946426
pure
pussy
(with that peace sign moved over her lips)
>>5946463
hallways and other things to practice perspective. its a relatively simple class, just takes a while to get something done well, hence the 6 hours. just taking it for my major, but its nice
>>5946497
Have anything you've drawn you can post? (or are you the one who drew that Peri?)
>>5944772
>Bismuth
>Leggy
>Yellow Pearl
>>5946426
Pure Study ----> Purge Weekly
PURE
SHIT
>>5946537
yes and yes
dont have pictures of them but i can get em in a sec
Post gems in plug suits
whre is moy thred?
>>5945479
Thanks, Lapis. You're beautiful.
>>5946679
Worst Ruby doesn't get a thread.
>>5946693
Retarted Ruby is best ruby
>>5946692
>>5946671
>no lines
>no personality
>literal carbon copy of Rose
am I the only one who thinks mystery girl won't show up again and that her appearing was just a joke cause pearl being so gay is so funny xD
>>5946692
bismuth the baby killer
>>5946729
I dislike this whole situation but I have to disagree. Mystery girl is into Pearl and Pearl got her number opening up the chance to see her in future episodes.
Fucking connection errors only on /trash/
>>5946671
is 4chan defective for anyone else
Love you /sug/
If this art was drawn today it would be the other way around
>>5946789
YES
>>5946729
I wish I knew how to watch episodes... Is the one you're talking about in the mega thing?
I always feel like I don't know what anyone is talking about.
>>5946789
I was getting connection errors for a bit. Just the site shitting itself for the day
>>5946805
CL is shit
>>5946666
>6666
>>5946805
I hate CL.
>>5946786
Look how nice his mane is
>>5946810
Good on you
It's better to pretend that episode never happened
>>5946789
>defective
Never change, Jasper.
>>5946843
It's alright
>>5946844
But I want to watch all the bad things too.
I don't even care. I'm bored and that's leading me to stress eating.
>>5946843
is this a leak
>>5946843
Priyanka REALLY needs to take a look at Steven's arm.
>>5946843
that's PD haircut
>>5946729
>not realizing shes a scapegoat, as much as Gregs zillion bucks, as much as lapis and peridots barn, as much as amethyst has vadilia, as much as Lion can fucking teleport and garnet fucks off occasionally for 'future vision mission', as much as connie can say 'she has school (work)
scapegoats, if the plot needs someone to fuck off, they got their scapegoats and places to be, with MW litterly being so empty of a character yet perfect in getting pearl to be somewhere else
>>5946888
yes
lion confirmed
>>5946888
Is this bait?
>>5946692
All jaspers are born into a life of pain and suffering
>>5946832
>>5946892
Loins just a shard of PD, they couldn't piece her together again
:^(
>>5946905
All those scapegoat characters you mentione have personalities and have their own VAs. Mystery woman has NOTHING, ZERO, EMPTY
>>5946921
if only you could punch away aids
>>5946954
Where's the rest of her
>>5946991
In the chest
>>5946954
>Lion is what happens when you put a diamond back together
>>5946983
>implying you can't
You just gotta punch harder
>>5946966
did you not read my post, I already said she has ZERO character, yet easily able to steal pearl away from a scene if need be
just cause they have voice actors doesnt mean their not scapegoats for the gems
>>5944080
>if this is true, it also suggests that jasper repelled the attack. presumably, the only soldiers in beta were the quartzes FROM beta (because they all look pretty similar in the flashback); so presumably CG intelligence told the CGs not to expect much resistence from a bunch of newborn “defects”. and jasper surprised them. she took out 80 before the sun went down according to eyeball. this could well be hyperbole, but regardless, she must have had a significant impact on the CGs forces if she survived the battle and defeated a lot of enemy gems on her first day out of the ground without training.
>but this raises two very unsettling points- firstly, jasper burst out of the rock and immediately had to fight for her life, and secondly, the CGs strategically targeted beta with an aim of destroying every gem it produced, all of whom were “defects” like amethyst. easy pickings. its ruthlessly efficient and logical, but i dont think steven and amethyst will be too pleased when they find out.
I just had the best nut in my life
>>5947074
okay
>>5947074
Who did you nut to
>>5947074
What did you nut to
>>5946671
>>5947056
>implying Jasper would fuck her own mom unless it was necessary to save her life
>>5947070
what if they have all the baby runt jaspers in bubbles in their basement
what if jasper is reunited with her big defective family
>>5947070
If this is ever brought up (probably not because if they try to talk about the war in a light like this, it'll end with the protags looking "too" evil when they are suppose to be grey) they'll probably have to make it sound as if those "defects" would have caused destruction or damage to some important plot point.
>>5947096
>>5947098
heh
>>5947096
>>5947098
NUTMIND
>>5947074
Did you bust the whole nut
(Nothin' like a good nut)
>>5947074
What did you nut to
>>5947112
Centipeetle all over again
>>5947108
>>5947074
>read a doujin about a monster girl who raids the mc fridge
>she has a mouth in the back of her head that sucked a mean dick
good fap that was
>>5947096
Emo Chicks
>>5947098
Emo Chicks
>>5946795
love you too, weird dog
>>5947110
>implying Jasper wouldn't fuck her own mom as soon as she opened her legs and said "come in"
>>5947126
they would've been bubbled before the corruption happened. bubbles would protect gems from corruption, wouldn't they? or just being poofed in general. lapis didn't corrupt
>>5947144
So Lapis? Got it.
>>5947144
>that gif
Steven and the stevens still hold to this day one of the most fucked up episodes in SU in my book
>>5947112
they're all dogs now
>>5947162
I have jacked to Lapis before but not this time.
>>5947171
Next you'll say "kill yourself" toiyu!?
>>5947166
the episode where Steven mind rapes Lars for a day without consequence is the worst
Saturday night motherfuckers!
>>5947166
>The Prestige
>>5947183
They're diamond dogs
>>5947197
Shut up, Joseph.
>>5947202
That wasn't mind rape.
>>5947206
>>5947118
Of course there's no doubt the resulting quartzes would be problematic for Earth, they'd be on HW's side
As for actually being damaging to the Earth, that damage has been done as they were mostly ready to pop out
>>5947206
>tfw writing a paper instead of shitposting on /sug/ or playing vidya
>>5946146
>>5947271
kek, that poor magic carpet
>tfw like over a month left
does malachite have pusspuss?
>>5947271
>>5947271
>can utilize all of the CG's weapons at once
>can use the fusion's weapons
>doesn't have a single combined weapon specifically for herself
Alex is such a hot mess
>>5947304
Sea doo
>>5947304
NO!!!!!!!!!
>>5947304
Malachite has two pusspuss!
>>5947304
>>5947304
Yes, but it's highly toxic
>>5947352
>highly toxic
im well prepared, lets do this
>>5947352
Who has the more toxic vagina, Centi or Malachite
>>5947381
Centi's isn't toxic, just corrosive.
>>5947383
Oh no, she's about to shatter Sapphire.
>>5947383
now repress you runt-killing urges, bismuth
>>5947400
Can this meme fucking die already.
Which gem gives best succ
>>5947424
It will when the last thing we heard of her wasn't essentially "I am going to brutally murder everyone who isn't on my side"
>>5947467
Steven
>>5947467
Soup.
>>5947467
peetle
>>5947473
But Sapphire is on her side so she wouldn't murder her.
>>5947467
Sapphire
>>5947487
steven was on her side too
>>5947467
Rose
>>5947467
The baby killer
>>5947467
Amethyst
>>5947517
probably
>>5947501
Steven was a little faggot who sympathized more with Homeworld than his own side, just like Rose.
>>5947525
she'd be the only one to actually give succ, if asked
I wonder if garnet, pearl and amethyst would approve of the breaking point
>>5947507
>you aren't
Still funny as fuck
>>5947547
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have been as hypocritical of it as Rose.
>>5947467
Alexandrite
>>5947547
Probably not, considering Steven's initial reaction to it.
>>5947565
Steven also thought CGs never shatter anyone.
>>5947547
Garnet probably doesn't care either way
Amethyst wasn't around during the Rebellion so she probably has no opinion
Pearl is more tricky, but since she follows Rose so fervently she would maybe put on an act even if she's alright with gem shattering
>>5947527
and guess who's on steven's side
>all other CGs
Man, i'm bored
>>5947634
okay
>>5947547
Garnet bragged about murdering baby gems alongside Bismuth. If she knew about the breaking point she would ask Bismuth to make two extras and replace her gauntlets with them
>>5947527
>sympathized
Why is sympathy bad exactly? Not wanting to murder people that are part of the system? or people in general?
>>5947562
>Alexandrite will never consensually bite your head off
>>5947634
same, found this map of ancient mexico and the Yucatan kinda looks like Jaspers penis
I'm blind and can't find my glasses and need to drive through ten miles of traffic to get to work
>>5947660
And Pearl thought peetle being dragged from her ship and separated from her crew was "so embarrassing for HER!'
>>5947683
I hope you crash, Peridot.
>>5947634
yeah i'd also get bored of being in a relationship with the same person for thousands of years
>>5947683
So thats why you wear the glasses
I thought you wore them to keep the cum out of your eyes
>>5947684
Pearl isn't the one who separated Centi from her crew though.
>>5947683
It would make my day if you died Peridot
>>5947705
That's just an added bonus
>>5947741
Need an animated version of this
>>5947741
I recognize that sweaty feminine nutsack.
>>5947756
kys
>>5947753
>letting that gremlin get her greasy hands near your head
No wonder Lapis' hair looked so shitty
>>5947756
*nutshack
>>5947683
>I need to drive ten miles
Wow, could you be any more fat, Peridot?
>So you're finally here, Pearlmatsu girls
>>5947756
>>5947741
Peridot, they're on to us, maybe the internet is too clever compared to normal humans
bimbo
>>5947753
The meme barn was a mistake
> There's houseguests
Do I show them my pearl wall, /sug/?
doesn't matter what you say though im probably not doing it
>>5947870
Do it
>>5947870
Don't you silly billy
>>5947870
Do it
>>5947870
Do it
>>5947870
You magnum-grade retard, of course not.
>>5947870
Do it, pussy
>>5947870
Do it
Do it
Do it
>>5947906
Do it
>>5947906
That time is long past.
You guys just thirsty for another greentext
>>5947906
As anon already said, you're already past that point. So simply do it
>>5947906
>concealing your powerlevel
never believed in that to begin with, pwa.
>>5944742
I wish I was dead too Amy
>>5947906
>"Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeease don't tell me to do this thing"
>people tell you do do the thing
Could your baiting be more obvious?
>>5944781
On Tumblr, Reddit or wherever, maybe. Definitely not on /sug/.
>>5947964
What point to having a wall dedicated to Pearl if you don't display it proudly? It's like you're saying that you're embarrassed of her.
>>5947999
Just putting it out there
not saying it will happen but i might have a greentext story later
>>5947964
oh in that case, maybe catch up with em first.
>>5948020
> you can't convince me
now you're convincing me
>>5945733
I like a lot of obnoxious hippie music, and I absolutely hate that song
So there's already a picture of Garnet giving a thumb boner to Onion's flasher not-penis, right?
The beach shorts are nothing but smiles. I needed this.