/sug/ Steven Universe General - Just Look at Her Edition La

>>5934777
Jasper is fat

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BEST WATERCOOLER FUCKER

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lapis pis b end n

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SPICY

>>5934793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>>5934799
there he is

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http://www.labschool.org/page/donor-honor-roll/dhr-annual-fund/dhr-friends
>Mr. Robert Sugar and Ms. Helen Rea
Reminder that Rebecca and/or Steven are retards.

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Here
we
go.

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>>5934797
n

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lapiven

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>>5934777
Seriously, how did they get Kevin flirting with Stevonnie past the censors when we know they're two kids

(But more importantly, WHY did he keep flirting with them?)

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>>5934815
That must be the reason why Rebecca pisses herself so much

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>>5934825
isn't canon

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>>5934793
Jasper is BREAD

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>>5934815

>>5934828

>>5934792

and it doesn't really matter because flirting doesn't actually mean anything sexually.

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BALDING

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>>5934858

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>>5934858

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>>5934811
I've been away because I'm working at night now, it's hard to adapt, have some mango habanero brother

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>>5934873
thanks bud, good to see you.

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>>5934815
Steven is extra special, that's why he wears a big star on his shirt.

It's also so his handlers can spot him easily.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5934897

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>>5934884
Great to see you too anon.

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>>5934897

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>>5934909
still can't believe you're always here to respond instantly to me

>>5934909
You've got some
Competition

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>>5934892
Is Steven special because of this incident?

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>>5934935
I can't believe you're resisting Jasper's FAT cock

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How will Yellow Diamond be defeated? (assuming she's fought at all)

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>>5934963
That is definitely one jumbo cheeto lodged in her pussy

Do you think we'll ever get a thanksgiving episode that tells us more about the AU?

I bet they don't even eat turkey on thanksgiving

>>5934983
The power of love or some bullshit.

>>5934997
inb4 wedding cake pic

>>5934963
jasper's cock is NOT fat

it's just big-boned

>>5934983
Hopefully with a war between earth's healed corrupted gems and HW.

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>>5934963

>>5935016
>an actual fucking non-believer

It's morbidly obese, just like her

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Contemplating on buying this

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>>5934948
He got permanent brain damage

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>>5934983
>my diamond, my diamond!
>Jasper molested me again!

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>>5935039

Speaking of thanksgiving, is it weird for people to cook a practice thanksgiving dinner to make sure all the dishes taste right?

>>5935070
kys

>>5935086
Yes

>>5935086
It might be weird, if weird means not normal, but it certainly isn't bad. Shoot for the stars anon, make the best turkey din ever

>>5935086
no

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>>5935070
>implying Peri didn't get jealous

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>>5935083
Fuck this interest.

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>>5935087

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>>5935113
Yeah, I thought it was Sapphire at first, but you can see the edge of Lapis' gem on her back.

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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>>5935145
Jasper didn't say that.

>>5935109
>go away peridot this is grown-up time

>>5935160
Yeah, she probably would order more than that.

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>>5935145
Follow the damn train, Lapis!

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Finally, a worthy mate

>>5935166
Peridot needs to get some action from both of them. It's not fair, otherwise.

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5935206

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>>5935206
Pearl makes me happy

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>>5935182
Gotta keep your strength up!

>>5935226
>balding

>>5935193
JasperxVegeta > JasperxGoku

>>5935070
Are tentabulges making a comeback?

I still find it hilarious that homestuck invented an entire fetish

>>5935096
>>5935104
at least I got valuable data. moisture content on the injection brine was perfect, the piperol oil was less pungent than anticipated, suggesting stronger flavoring is required, the gravy needs to use λ-carrageenan instead of roux to avoid curdling, and chicken stock will replace the turkey stock to improve aroma

>>5935182
Does this prove that Lapis is upper crust?

I really should do a bismuth redemption theory

reminder that anthony burch is going to appear on this shit show

>>5935255
Jasper should move on from snobby bitches

>>5935252
She's not balding

Who voiced Smokey?

>>5935282
reminder that shit is going to appear on this great show

>>5935282
She's a shit voice actress so it's fitting

>>5935296
You could land a handship on her bald patch.

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>>5934825
Good shit, my dood

>>5935252
No, she just has a big forehead

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>>5935315
Don't make me mad

>>5935304
The cute redheaded lesbian from orange is the new black

>>5935324
Yeah and Jasper is just big boned

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>>5935220
Salad Lap

>>5935226
Good for you anon
I hope you like her despite her flaws

>>5935296
>>5935324
Man, Pearlfags are such kidders

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>>5935334

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>>5935145
>>5935336
Big boned big appetite big problems

>>5935336
>big muscled

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When will this hiatus end?

>>5935344
thanks
she's amazing

>>5935348
>>5935353
nice meme

>>5935336
Gems don't even have bones... Well, maybe calcite

>>5935362
I hope it lasts forever so you suffer

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>>5935344
Marry her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QscjHokgyKY
smokey is so cute in this episode

>>5935359
>Let's see her run a big rod through THESE

>>5935363
Steven could lick her forehead at any time, but he won't. He just lets Pearl suffer in her baldness. Do you still believe in Steven?

>>5935324
Soon she'll have a forehead that goes over her scalp and all the way to the back of her neck. Just one big forehead all the way around.

>>5935336
*well endowed

>>5935386
> Smokey
> Cute

>>5935359
Those boulders probably make it hard to spin dash

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Do you guys like.....Jasper?

>>5935435
No

>>5935435
yes

>>5935396
This bait is so bad
but im falling for it

she's a gem she doesn't even really have hair
she could shapeshift or reform with it
regardless she isn't even balding in the show

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>>5935409
CUTE

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>>5935435
There's not enough art of her exploiting the obvious.

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>>5935440
Holy SHIT, they're really trying.

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>>5935435
yeah, dude.

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>>5935438
I'm glad to hear that anon

>>5935400
why are jasperfags such cunts?

>>5935440
>she doesn't even really have hair
That's the first sensible thing you've said so far.

>>5935377
Fuck you kike

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>>5935435
Yes, but don't tell her I said that

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>>5935467
>why are jasperfags such cunts?
I try not to be a cunt

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>>5935378
Do gems understand the concept of marriage?
I wouldn't mind either way, though I'd rather be friends first

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>>5935435
yes

>>5935475
enough
i already took it too far

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>>5935435
I would fuse with her and stay

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>>5935491
>not forcing yourself onto her

It's 'Lapis 101', my man.

>>5935467
Are you asking me because I've demonstrated such spot-on insight?

>>5935467
Kys wallfag

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>>5935475

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>>5935534
> It's not me
n i c e

I'm pretty easy to spot but you still messed up

>>5935518
>Implying she wouldn't take 5000 years of seething anger out on you

The force is with her, anon

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>>5935475

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>>5935435
you bet your unshaved ass I do

>>5935467
I'd assume it's because Jasper has gotten the short end of the stick by being unpopular that they have to shove her into things to try and deal with it.

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>>5935560
>you bet your unshaved ass I do
How did you know?

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>>5935475
KEK
E
K

>>5935435
Not a lot, but at least she's not Lapis.

>>5935574
You're a jasperfag

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>>5935518
But I don't want to force myself onto her
I'd want every interaction to be consensual

>>5935467
I'm pretty sure jasperfags are deeply repressed homosexuals who are just constantly angry and don't know why

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>>5935553
>5000 years of seething anger out on you

That's the plan.

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>>5935587
Alright, good enough

>>5935603
>deeply repressed homosexuals who are just constantly angry and don't know why
You're not wrong in my case.

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>>5935435
I don't hate her, but she isn't very likeable in terms of personality, YET

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>>5935574
>being a jasper fag and not having some fuz
bet ya got a pretty big rug too, nothin to be ashamed of

>>5935600
Lapis is a monster. You can't be consensual with a monster, anon.

You gotta be her prisoner.

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>>5935656
I don't have the time to shave, that's the only reason why.

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>>5935603
I want a woman to crush me with her powerful thighs.

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Holy shit /sug/ I had a tab about an hour ago and I'm really feeling it now. Don't know if I should have another one and try to draw shit all night or not.

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>>5935603
I'm not a Jasperfag, but man would I go gay for that fat orange in a heartbeat.

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Why are niggers such scum?

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>>5935458

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>>5935658
>You can't be consensual with a monster
I'd argue against her being a complete monster but regardless you couldn't stop me from trying

>>5935722
he wuz a gud boi, he dindu nuffin

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>>5935722
>related

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>>5935722
Fucking hell, did this little shit even have a fucking reason?

As someone who is not much of a jasperfag
She's currently fun to meme about
It's like making fun of a burly dude vs a whiny sad girl

I mean look how upset some people got over a pearl balding meme

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>>5935757

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>>5935718
>see art of gems cry
>eh
>see art of jasper cry
>wrecked
Maybe its cause she hasnt cried in show and im not used to it but damn it, does it get me bad

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>>5935748
You're gonna be that monster's prisoner and you're going to love it.

Trust me.

>>5935798
>look how upset some people got over a pearl balding meme
Guess i got a bit wound up

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>>5935798
I am waiting for some ebin Jasper memes anon.

>>5935865
We've already got 'Jasper is fat'

>>5935818
Lapis hasn't cried yet, but how much do you wanna bet her first tears will be crocodile tears.

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>>5935875
I need MORE ebin memes anon!

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>>5935865
I got your meme right here

>>5935865
I've got Jasper jokes. Wanna hear one?

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>>5935818

>>5935903
Is the joke "Her life"?

>>5935890
We've also got 'dog fucker' and 'Jasper is dead' and 'Never ever getting redeemed'

>>5935879
lapis is 99% suffer and 1% meepmorp
im used to her being sad, but jasper, no mater how knocked down always got up will full gusto so its odd seeing her sad and not 'rip and tear'

>>5935903
Is the joke simply just saying Jasper?

>>5935865
>>5935890
Reminder that Jasper has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it

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>>5935903
Ya sure, lay it on me

>>5935921
'Needs to get laid', 'foreverially thirsting for Lapiss",

>>5935932
Lapis is 97% suffering, 1% Jasper's semen and 2% meepmorp.

>>5935722
I'd pay other prisoners to beat him and set him in fire. it's fair

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>>5935798
>I mean look how upset some people got over a pearl balding meme
Do people honestly get mad at memes? It sounds so fucking silly...

>>5935909
legit laughed

>>5935955
Jasper would live in an ocean of Lapis' pee

>>5935962
waifuism is a hell of a drug

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>>5935897
This meme makes my jaw ache

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>>5935818
She canonly is determined not to show weakness or vulnerability even though she thinks pretty lowly of herself

She probably cries on the inside all the time like the loser fedora wearer she is

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Would you hug or fug Steven?

>>5935879
They're going to be Miyazaki style waterfalls.

I can't wait.

>>5935998
Yes

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>>5935998

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>>5935998
death

>>5935949
Why did Jasper cross the road?

Because there was nobody to fuse with on her side!

Thank you I'm here till Tuesday.

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>>5935962
>I cant see how people could get upset about ripping and making jokes on other anons waifus
im okay with with anons calling jasper fat, cause she does look like a chubby buzz lightyears in some shots but others WILL get pissy for insulting their waifus, shits crazy boi

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>>5936015
You again, WHY?

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>>5936028
I like it

>>5936028
My perpetual frown actually increased in size.

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>>5936040
shit man, i dunno
i just want to

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>>5936040
FUCK Steven.

he gay

>>5936042
>LOLI JASPER

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>>5936037

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>>5936072
ya, what about her?

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>>5936072
>not overcooked

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binging time!

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>>5936063
Fair enough
>>5936067
Ye he pretty gay

>>5936073
>I would unironically fuck her fursona
on other news, I need to stop going to /d/ for like, a week

>>5936073
Could that thing even summon Jasper's helmet? Her horns are in the way.

>>5936105
stebon is bi

>>5936096
but when does she purge

>>5936037
That's mind boggling, do people not get jokes?

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>>5936105
Steven is straight and he's saving himself for Lapis.

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>>5936072

>>5936114
Stebone is TRAINS

>>5936123
10-15 minutes after

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>>5936096
Don't do it, Opal

>>5936123
Very late at night when Steven is sleeping

>>5936144
>Lars

>>5936157
Him to, greg is trains to

>>5936126
the thing with sarcasm and jokes is tone of voice
sadly, txts dont come with sass

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>>5936042
Thanks here's another.

What do Jasper and cheeto puffs have in common?

They're both unhealthy for you!

>>5936050
In my defense, I never said they were good jokes.

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>>5936152
Purge until you're skinny like Pearl!

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>>5936179
No need to worry, your jokes aren't offending anyone.

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>>5936072
FUCK short haired Jasper

>>5936144
>>5936167
did someone say CHOO CHOO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYx2ziXCLY

>>5936141
why do they walk like dogs?

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>>5936233
They are dogs

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>>5936217
and then FUCK short haired jasper

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>>5936217
with gusto

>>5936245
How does that work? You are what you fuck?

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>>5936245
I just want them to generate memes together

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>Pure Jeff Liu Songs (compositionally)
Cookie Cat Rap (lyrics by jeff liu and ben levin)
Serious Song
Steven and the Stevens (initial lyrics by Ben and expanded by Jeff)
Ste-Ste-Steven
Big Fat Meanie Zucchini
Steven and the Crystal Gems
On the Run
Jam Buds
Tower of Mistakes
Don't Cost Nothing and reprise (lyrics by Rebecca)
Still Not Giving Up

>songs done with jeff
What Can I Do for You (Ben, Rebecca, and Jeff)
Peace and Love (Rebecca and Jeff)

>other songs with jeff's involvement
At the Big Donut (lyrics by Ben and Paul, music by Ben, Rebecca, and Jeff)
Empire City (lyrics by Ben, music by Ben and Jeff)
Mr Greg (initial lyrics by Ben and expanded by Joe, music by Ben and Jeff)

>>5936233
theory back then that gems have basic animal like instincts
this idea birthed when steven swapped at lion and pearl with his pillow and further evolved when peridot lost her limbs enhancements

>>5936263
Ame has yet to fuck a dog, but yes.

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>>5936266
Me too anon... me too...

>>5936281
>Ame has yet to fuck a dog,
I doubt it.

>>5936295
Has she fucked Greg?

>>5936290
>Jasper doesnt care and walks around, dragging amy everywhere like a limp noodle

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>>5936337
It happens

>>5936320
Probably not, it depends on how bad things got for him after Rose died, I don't think Amethyst would see sex as a big deal.

>>5936295
but what's the weirdest thing she has put inside her anus?

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>there are people ITT that don't ship Lapidot

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>Jasper and Bismth are shoved into a deep pit
What happens

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>>5936400
It's alright anon, there are literally billions of fans who do!

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>>5936408
sex

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>>5936096
Way to go Opal, the faster you eat the food the sooner you can vomit it out again

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>>5936408
Anal fisting via Breaking Point

>>5936400
Thank God.

>>5936408
Erotic grappling

>>5936400
I prefer Pearlidot.

>>5935037
Don't worry Jasper, no one even wants to fuse with me in the first place!

>>5936450
Bismuth?

>>5936462
No, just me being a KV at 24.

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>>5936400
Too busy shipping lapidot and on the side lines stevidot
but I secretly ship lapividot

>>5936414
>changing the filename

I fucking hate you.

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>>5936440
There is no God here today, anon.

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>>5936487
Is Zuke our new god?

>>5936506
She's our new satan

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>>5936506
No, that honor belongs to Colin.

>>5936397
Peridot

>>5936506
good thing im atheist

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>>5936506
NO

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>>5936400
>mfw soviet spies update

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IT'S THE....

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>>5936568
LAPIS

>>5936568
NUTSHACK

i want to fuck greg universe

>>5936568
What in the serious fuck is Phil trying to do

>>5936408
fight. bismuth wins

>>5936597
walk i think

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>>5934777
Doc has Sadie hair

>>5936506
zuke a shit

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>>5936589
I wanna fuck young shirtless greg universe

>>5936611
sadie is cute.
doc is cute.
I see no issues here.

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>>5936629
>doc is cute.

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>>5936589
ANON YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE

>>5936629
doc a shit. rubies a shit

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>>5936589
>>5936623
>being suicidal

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>>5936642
>>5936669
say it to my face. say it to my fucking face and just see what happens.

>>5936408
They fight and the writers try to job Jasper but they aren't fast enough and Jasper murders Bismuth by ripping her gem out of her gorilla chest

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>>5936669
Fuck you.
Fuck everything you stand for.
Fuck your family.
Fuck your dog.
Fuck your couch.
But mostly fuck you.

>>5936685
But...I agreeing with you, dingus.

rubyfags autism ruined the rubies for me

>>5936705
I'm sorry, I was blinded by the comedy chevrons.

Please forgive me.

>>5936729
Are you sure it was rubyfag autism in general? It might just be mine you're objecting to.

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>>5936736
Don't fret.

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Mmmmmm...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs

>>5936669
eh, army strongs pretty cute

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>>5936788

>>5936803
Hup!

>>5936827
Good effort, Estelle.

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>>5936803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfVwUfqh4g

>>5936817
I want all Roseposters to get fucking SHOT

>>5936844
I remember this.

It was a simpler time.

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>>5936844
another absolute classic

>>5936859
Sorry
I will stop

>>5936864
>may 2015

Damn.

>>5936803
Kanye guest VA when

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>>5936700
>fuck your dog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsA-MgfZLw0

>>5936900
eventually.

it's bound to happen.

>>5936902
No, no, bad Jasper. Sit, sit.

>>5936902
I was debating on whether or not I should say it, but nevermind, kek

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>>5936911
Why does the Pony-thing have like blue shit around it's face?

>>5936729
It improved them to me
I'm so happy to see ruby shitposting in among all the homeworld and pearl posting. Like, the fact they have fag or two warms my heart

>>5936911
>OOOVVVXXX

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>>5936429
You can reach Pearl status. I believe in you Opal.

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>>5936803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE-vqmskcPc

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>>5936985
>>5936429
DON'T ENCOURAGE OPAL TO HURT HERSELF

>>5936429
>>5936985
>Nopal

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>>5937011
I Hopal for a healthy happy Opal.

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>>5937011
Fuck off malashite

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She just finished purging

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>>5937084
>malashite
>implying

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>>5937088
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENCOURAGE OPAL TO PURGE

FUCK ALL OF YOU

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>>5937088
Will a hug make you feel better?

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>>5937088
>Rebecca just posted on twitter
>Opal = Bulimic
>Rebecca = Bulimic
>???
Are you trying to tell us something