/sug/ Steven Universe General - Witchy Woman Edition Last T

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Here we go.

>>5929880
Nice.

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CUTE LITTLE FUCKING RETARDED EMO

>>5929880
Jasper is fat

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Lets do one of these

Call a square and redraw it.

>>5929929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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BALDING

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>>5929949
Alright where is the art of Jasper eating pancakes

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name a better ship

guess what you can't

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>>5929981

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Hey anon, what's your favorite video game?

>>5929998
I don't really have a favorite.

>>5929998
rapelay

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What is Pearl saying /sug/?

>>5929998
paper mario ttyd.

undertale has given it a real run for it's money though, if you'll excuse the meme.

>>5930027
Ching chong me likey the bikey dykey

>>5930027
ey bb want sum fuk

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>>5929998
MGS2: Sons of Liberty, Paper Mario: TTYD and probably Pikmin 2.

>>5930023
I subscribe to this headcanon

Amethyst is gonna be awesome at showing Jasper about "having other stuff goin on"

>>5930027
I saved you planet and your species and you're welcome

>>5930027
"Keikaku mean's plan"

>>5930056
I want Jasper to be a filthy pig just like Amy.

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>>5930055
>Paper Mario: TTYD
ayyyyyyy

>>5930056
best sistership

>>5930027
"What did I do? What haven't I done, you want to see my I.D. Umm..."

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>>5930033
>>5930055
Checked and wonderful tastes

>>5930056
>ay bitch, lemme show ya something called a dick
>you shapeshift one of these bad boys you can crush mad puss
>boipuss too, they all wanna piece of yo piece
>lets go try it on the donut people at the place

>22oct
>annonce
why, life?

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>>5930016
this, desu

>>5930079
Honestly, I've got a whole shopping list full of games I could call my favorite.

Spongebob: BFBB is a pretty sentimental one to me, personally.

>>5929998
splatoon rn

>>5929998
smt is fun
somehow i enjoy planning out perfect fusions

>>5930119
que?

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>>5929934
Woops here is the original

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>>5930198
>smt
Never played it, it looks like a lot of fun

>>5930186
I really need to get Splatoon, i always forget to get it.

My favorite game at the moment is Yo-kai Watch 2, it's a shame that is doing shit in the states. I still hope we get the third game at some point.

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>>5930229
>You will never have Pearl make you an optimum meal plan so you can live as long as you can because she doesn't want to lose you

Why live.

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>>5930186
>tfw spla2n is confirmed

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How is everybody's Friday night going?

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>>5930299
Holding off depression for now

so not too bad. How is yours anon?

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lapis pissbending when

(thought id give anon a rest, get back to the classics ya know? ya did good last thread)

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>>5929981

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>>5930299
Alright, I might play some Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare soon.

>>5929998
Doom
>tfw no SU wad

>>5930299
Any day is a good day with you guys.

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>>5930322
w h e n

And thanks, bby, but I'm always up for a challenge.

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>>5930266
As if Pearl would want you to live.

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>>5930327
i dont like

>>5930331
YOU EAT BABIES

Requesting Pearl with Greg's heair

>>5930299
Excellent, as always. I'm gonna get tanked tonight, so that'll be fun.

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>>5930355

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>>5930355
you're right

>>5930379
That thin haired bitch wishes she could have hair half as good as that.

>>5930367
I EAT BERRIES

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>>5930355
As if you would want you to live.

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>>5930367
WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL

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>>5930318
Yeah it's weird because my life is actually going alright right now yet I feel really down and depressed. I suppose it's due to all my internal conflict. It seems like my lifes going okay but man, I have a lot of problems with myself.

>>5930405
NAW, YOU EAT BABIES

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I want Pearl to father my children!

>>5930465
Pearl a shit.

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>>5930331
mfw I was given RRD for X360 years ago when the game was new, I had no clue what it was and wasnt interested in cowboy shenanigans so I sold the game, never even trying it, and now years later its talked as one of the best games ever and I've still yet to play it

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>>5930473
No you.

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god i need a ton of fucking xanax

>>5930496
A BIG FAT SHIT

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>>5929998
Monster hunter

>>5930497
Don't be a pathetic pill-popper.

Do some hard shit and have some fun.

>>5930485
You need to play it, i dislike cowboy shit as well but this game is wonderful.

>>5930505
You should do some exercise

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>>5930497

>>5930527
I already biked 16 miles today, which is more than Pearl can say.

>>5930540
Pearl fought a war of a thousand years

>>5929934
A5

>>5930554
And got poofed that many times because she was a retard.

>>5930554
>thousands of years ago

Your move, dillweed.

>>5930525
I want to, especially after seeing the teaser for RRD2, and how beautiful that looks

thing is, I have a PC and Xbone now...

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>>5930396
kill yourself retard

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>>5930523
how about a bag o weed

>>5930538
>possibly lead to death

mmm need me some of that

>>5930574
Because she had balls and a big feminine penis

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>>5930496
kill yourself

>>5930593
kys

>>5930585
How about an eightball of champ? It's really good if you're feelin' freaky...

>>5930523
>do some hard shit
benzodiazepines are hard shit man

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apparently i should take prozac

why dont i just walk into traffic, that would solve everyone's problems

>>5930576
The xbone has backwards compatibility with RDR. So pick it up at some point anon, i'm sure you will have a wonderful time with it.

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>>5930651
yummy

>>5930679
nothing is holding you back from walking into traffic,anon
go for it if that's what you want

>>5930674
>defending xans

Have fun being a zombie.

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Hopefully artist uploads a better version some time
http://sailorfries.tumblr.com/post/152027328541/prints-for-a-con-im-attending-i-dont-know-which

>anthony burch is actually going to appear on this shit show
wow

>>5930679
just do it you attention whore

So much edge ITT

>>5930719
Champagne, my man. Not Irish Potato Dish #748.

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>>5930726
ive already done it before, might as well do it once more

>>5930679
>causing a traffic jam will fix everyone's problems
also prozac isn't even that bad, you haven't hit the bottom until the shit they give you is just a bunch of tracking numbers

>>5930747
thanks for giving my pitiful self some attention, even in the negative form, i really needed it

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>>5930718
oh damn I didnt know that, might have to get it sometime, thanks dude

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>>5930379

>>5930748
kys

>>5930740
>Prints for a con I’m attending.
that shit is never gonna get higher res than that m8

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>>5930756

>>5930740
That looks nice, but good luck finding a better res

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>>5930764
the problem is actually talking to someone to actually tell about my problems first

>>5930744
>shit is actually going to appear on this great show
wow

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>>5930833
>great show

>>5930814
Do you even know what "champagne" is

>>5930829
what's your problem?

>>5929934
I call D3
>>5930833
As long the show doesn't get memed up like BL2 did

>>5930857
its a mushroom im pretty sure

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>>5930782
No problem anon, it's a wonderful game that EVERYONE should experience.

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>>5930847
>Looked up this literal who
>Already sounds like a bad shitter who ruins games

Shit is actually going to appear on this great show.
wow

>>5930829
fuck talking about problems, it takes a long ass time and is just a road to frustration
just swallow the damn pills and if the problem persists just tell whoever's prescribing them

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>>5930865
i dunno, whats YOUR problem?

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1/3

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>>5930911
right now it's you

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>>5930929
2/3

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>>5930911
I'm sad cause the beyblade meta is going away after the nerfs

That's literally my only problem right now

>>5930744
I'd heard about Ashly doing something for the show, but nothing about Anthony. Are you sure? I haven't paid any attention to him since they still did Twitch streaming.

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>>5930946
i didnt do anything! youre just getting all worked up over nothing again

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>>5930949
3/3
Baldies get what they deserve

>>5930964
if she's bald

who's piglike?

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>>5930679
no fuck you

end your shitty life somewhere that won't fuck someone's car and life up

self important faggot

>>5930929
Artist's so Korean he forgot Jasper's mouth

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It was a private reply, but "Still not giving up" confirmed to be a jeff liu song

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>>5930951
RIP ana, at least shes been good to me throughout the halloween brawl, in which i have been forced to play her nearly every single match because im too submissive to autolock anyone else

also
>sans

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>>5930963
You're hogging all that blue pussy for yourself!
Everyone knows I love the blue ones!

>>5930978
Hamethyst?

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>>5930979
ill make sure to do it on a motorway on a busy day

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>>5931026
She hasn't gotten this blue dong in ages.

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>>5931026
Peedee, you're retarded.

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>>5931026
three's a crowd, you little toothpick! three's a motherfucking crowd!

>>5929991
DELET THIS

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>>5931088
you can keep your shit gem

I ain't that desperate

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>>5931026
Wait.

Wait a fucking minute.

>>5931126
My man

>>5931126
Oh, that's terrific news. I could've sworn you were someone else.

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>>5931088
>sticking your dick in crazy
you are ALL retarded

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>>5931163
>stikcing your dick in crazy
I'm too far gone

>>5931163

>not sticking your dick in crazy
Life's too boring without crazy.

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>>5931163
>not being up for a challenge

Pathetic and weak.

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Are there any motherly gems in this show?

Asking for a frie... myself

>>5931217
Pearl, who doubles as a shit

Garnet is best mom in actuality.

>>5931217
Yes, but she's dead.

>>5931217

Motherly?

Maybe Rose.

Pearl tries but she's really more like an OCD sister who is trying but endlessly fucks it up.

Garnet is kind of motherly toward Stevonnie, but...

>>5931217
Garnet and sometimes Pearl when she isn't being terrible.

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>>5931217
just this one

>>5931217
Pearl is the more traditionally motherly one albeit she has a fair share of her own flaws

I'd say Garnet too but she's a bit stoic

>>5931258
Jasper is a walking beefcake of pure maternal instinct.

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>>5931258
those
h i p s

>>5931258
Jasper is the deadbeat dad who rapes dogs

I touch cosplayers without their consent.

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>>5931300

>>5931300
Those aren't even hips. That is fat on the thighs.

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>>5931331
Nice! That's 1 Pearl Point for you anon!

Moosefix cosplaying Jasper when?

>>5931343
Baby I'm very nasty

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>>5930409
You sassy fuck you.

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H-How nice are their tits, they look nice on the outside but how nice are they when it comes to suckling?

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>>5931384
I want to dominate Jasper all by myself.

Then I want to feed her candy.

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>werewolf jasper

>>5931420
The only gem with real suckable tits is Rose but she's dead. And I even bet she shapeshifted those to look more human.

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>>5930740
>Nu-Ghostbusters uniform

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>>5931381
?

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>>5931054
>blue dong

Oh lordy, lil saffy with a magnum dong the size of her legs beneath that petite little dress.

>>5931420
Amethyst has some noticeable cleavage in certain scenes, but she could never compare to Rose or Jasper in that one scene from Crack the Whip

>>5931331
Grab em by the pussy

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>>5930299
boring, lonely
have a paper I should be working on but I don't have motivation to do work

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>>5931550

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Could someone translate these for me ;-;

>>5931498
We should freeze her eggs and use hundreds of other women as incubators for her babies.

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>>5931593

>>5931593
>>5931601
why would you resize images?
for what reason?

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>what did you just say about me?

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>>5930299
I'm going to watch Shin Godzilla with a friend soon but he's probably going to bail, but fuck him more popcorn for me I'll still have fun.

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>>5931617
Your hair looks like cowshit stuck on the side of the road.

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>>5930299
drinking and drawing and hanging out in the thread

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>>5931617
"Would you fuck a bird?"

>>5931593
I'm having trouble with the Pearl ones, but you can probably glean them context clues from Amy. Here goes:

>You got this Pearl, you got this Pearl
>You got this Pearl
>You got this Pea-ea-earl

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>>5931683
I feel that drinking part.

Whatcha
Drinkan?
Drawan?

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>>5931617
>>5931617
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>5931707
CAW CAW

>>5931707
Just Zuke my shit up famite.

>>5931730
The best thing about the Petshop fight is that nobody knows it even happened.

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>>5931739
That's not even Zuke you dumbass.

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>>5931712
just random requests I got and a toasted almond

>>5931614
they're not resized. gook uploaded in jpg, retard.

>>5931617
qt

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>>5931739
Her hair is shaped normally outside of being sized up, which was Lamar's fault.

If it was Zuke, her hair would look like the fucking Cookie Monster's ballsack.

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>>5931617
I SAID YOU SHOULD GO AND NEVER RETURN

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>>5931775
Shit that sounds good, I wish I could drink or take requests right now, but I gotta go see a friend soon.

>>5931814
>when you find out she's not going to let you destroy all wrestling

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>>5931841
yeah I love me some good mixed drinks that involve coffee

and oh hey hope you have fun watching that movie. and eating all that popcorn

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>>5930299
finished up some work for a class, so thats nice.
also got BF1, but my PC cant run it... thats less than nice

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>mystery girl returns
>she fucks greg instead of Pearl

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>>5931892
Wait a second, nigger I know it's you!

How's the coffee you dumb bitch?

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>>5931835

>>5931909
Greg has standards.

>>5931905
Why would you get BF1? It's just another battlefield but with a black protagonist because that's the new gruff space marine.

>>5931909
Greg doesn't fuck trannies.

Wait...

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>>5931915
You caught me! um well it's really tasty man.
and I did not know you had friends

>>5931939
Yeah, Greg would never fuck a used-goods pink-haired Amazon lady

Oh wait

>>5931957
This is disrespectful and triggering.

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>>5931958
There's a lot of things you don't know about me, like how cool I am to have a total of two, count em, two, friends!

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>>5931957
>parents: dead from shame
sounds like my parents

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>>5931957
At least use an actual picture of her you cunt

>>5931976
Rose was a classy woman who shattered a diamond because no bitch could stand up to her plus she saved the entire planet Earth

Mystery woman is just some trashy human who probbaly dropped out of school and does drugs

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>>5931957
>(EXPIRING EGGS)

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>>5931999
two? you can't count dutch.

>>5931943
havent played a battlefield before, love the looks of this one, plenty of friends are playing it, etc

oy

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>>5932036
If I did I'd have three friends. No but he's an old school friend and he's pretty great.

The other friend is your lame ass.

>>5930429
We know for a fact that you eat malt liquor, Popeye's, and grape drink jello.

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>>5932050

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>tfw I shitpost away the sadness on a thread for a show about lesbian space rocks

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>>5932092
talk to me about your sadness, let's pretend we're having a friday night sleepover

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>>5932092
Don't be a weakling.

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>>5932070
Oh that's good to hear actually I'm sure your going to have a nice time.

And aww that's really lame

Hey hey
wall anon back with a short story
So I just got back from work
(I work part time at a chinese takeout)
And we get this order from some guy with the same name as me, alright that's cool (He also asked for no onion, like i would)
But then a bit later, im making the orders
I turn around and there's the order from the guy but there's also an order from Pearl
I thought that was kinda funny
Also seeing that they were ordered at near the same time

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>>5932113
I'm just a lonely fuck who's wasted his time in college being a shut-in and not interacting with the world. everyone else in my life is successful with friends and with SOs and here I am

>>5932146
Was 3DPD Pearl as qt as Pearl?

>>5932185
Never got to see her

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>>5932165
>Although I'd like to.
Jailbait oh wait. he's prob young as you anyways

I can't wait.

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>>5932176
at least you have lapis, and also me, a lapisfag

are you genuinely lonely or do you just feel alienated due to not having friends?

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Lappy DOESN'T make me happy.

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>>5932133
>>5932133
Hey, I'm watching a movie with him not fucking him. Although I'd like to.

And it's really lame, but not as lame as you and me watching shitty horror movies later.
Forgot my Armrest.

Lapis is worst gem

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Hey......i love you guys

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>>5932220
>>5932229
YOU'LL HANG FOR THIS

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>>5932190
>it turns out that was the real deal

Don't miss her next time, grab that p0ssi

>>5932243
I want to SHATTER Lapis

>>5932260
And THEN what are you going to do to her?

>>5932206
Damn straight you can't wait.

Also he's older than me by a year so no Jailbait for him.

>>5932234
love you too anon, i assure you that you are not the only person lonely enough here to admit they love a bunch of anonymous assholes

>>5932254
If that was the real deal and I missed it I'm scrounging my city for her

>>5932276
Lucky him

>>5932275
Throw her down the loo where she belongs after taking a huge shit on it

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>>5932220
Well Lappy makes me happy
But it's fine if she doesn't for you

>>5932260
I want to tie Lapis to my treadmill and slowly wear down her gem

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>>5932218
some of both I guess
I don't have any friends and I'm unable to talk to other people so the easiest thing for me to do is stay in my room
Plus I've taken longer to graduate so even people I sorta knew around here are gone, and everything just feels unfamiliar at times and I just wish I could be done with everything and curl up in a ball somewhere
>>5932234
thanks anon

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>>5932302
Way better.

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>>5932220
I agree, Lapis doesn't make me happy.

Lapis makes me horny.

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>>5932278
Well, sure you guys are assholes but i love you guys so much. Being here has made me feel like a have a group of people to talk to.

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>>5932298
ERRYBODY'S lucky.

This ass is open to all.

>>5931841
>dat MGS style graphics.

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>>5932337
not me though

>>5932347
Late PS1, early PS2 horror games my man.

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>>5932336
I feel you anon. Although I've been trying to distance myself from this place.

>>5932336
dont worry anon, i was referring to myself, im a damn loser but i feel at comfort with you guys knowing im not the only fucker obsessed with a bunch of rocks and ive spent enough time here to appreciate that

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>>5932337
>>5932356
So THIS is what Amethystfags are like.

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>>5932383
We were talking shit about her the other night, It's a shitty inside joke

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>>5932356
Aww. I'd give you my booty any day of the week if you wanted it dude.

That's what friends are for.

>>5932383
Garbage? Also you're way off, I'm an entirely different fag, Armstrong fo lyfe.

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>>5932336
We're dicks yeah, but I mean it's all in good fun and banter, it's good to hear you're enjoying /sug/ anon.

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>>5932408
Pfft faggot. pretty nice though

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>>5932373
I tried that to, but i realized that i missed you guys. I just came back yesterday.

>>5932377
Well anon, if no one loves you irl
Well, i love you to

>>5932414
That's what i love about you guys, we all try to have fun with our shitposting and anger.

>>5932408
>Armstrongfags are open doors

Well, who would'a thunk it

>>5932316
im sorry that's happened to you, you genuinely seem alright from your few posts - do you consider yourself better at non face-to-face communication? if so then there's lots of people out there who are similar, it's definitely no phenomenon. what type of interactions do you reckon you're looking for?

either way, the worst thing you can do is drown yourself in self-pity. i know that sounds real harsh but its coming from me, someone who absolutely hates themselves to the point of ruining their own lives, its a nasty place to be. if its in any way possible, try to focus on the more positive aspects of your life, and im not talking major accomplishments like getting a job or some shit, just simple shit like getting out of bed.

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Just how powerful could Connie get?

>>5932451
Stronger than 56 Jaspers

>>5932451
Not very

>>5932451
what the fuck did Sadie do to the diamonds to get put on their hit list

>Aw, snap!
>Aw, snap!
>Aw, snap!
stop breaking american internet

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>>5932426
No prob, you're my best friend and I trust you more than anyone. If you wanted a piece of this BUTT all you'd have to do is ask.

Hey have fun drawing dude, I gotta get ready for the movies.

>>5932499
Sadie's song happened

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lapiven

>>5932451
Still not as strong as a Pearl.

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>>5932526
canon

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>>5932451
Period rage nows no limits anon

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>>5932508
Woah okay.

Have fun at the movies

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>>5932436
If there's anything you'd like to talk about I'd(we'd) be willing to listen. I also left for like a month and came back some days ago, but after Gem harvest airs I plan on leaving for an indefinite amount of time.

>>5932541
lapiven is for pure friendship, not lewd

>>5932541
>What is Connverse

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>spot the SUfag

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>>5932561
Nah, i'm fine
I just wanted to say that i love you guys so much, i like saying "I love you".

>>5932581
'dem muscles

>>5932449
I'm alright at non face-to-face communication, though I'm not good at holding a conversation, face-to-face or not. I'm just looking for someone to talk to sometimes, maybe hang out with if they're up for it. Haven't really hung out with someone and done something fun in at least a year
I try to get away from the self-pity, there are just some days where it'll overwhelm me and I can barely function.I'll try to focus more on the positive. thanks anon

>>5932581
who is that blonde slankywoman and how can I immediately start humping her long, long legs

>>5932581
The chick on the far left

>>5932581
The neckbeard for sure

>>5932581
That cute behemoth

>>5932573
Dead, its thanks to leaks we know Connie and Lapis are fusing in Gem Harvest.

This is after they kill Steven and cut out his gem and graft it onto Connies stomach

>>5932572
>>5932573
>implying Steven can resist the Lapoon

>>5932667
...Then Rose would just form and blow up Connie from the inside.

>>5932667
Conniepis is a meme

A MEME

>>5932693
Zuke has maj-probs. She needs to be put on meds or some shit.

>>5932680
That happens mid-fusion, its horrific and Connie barely survives
>>5932695
So is Lapidot but people still ship that

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>get into shower
>see this
What do?

>>5932728
>>So is Lapidot but people still ship that
Lapidot is probably going to be canon in a few episodes though.

>>5932742
oh my god I know I wasn't the only one who thought that arm was sprouting from her stomach right

>>5932728
That's different. People who ship Lapidot are mentally challenged.

Take Zuke for example.

>>5932439
Hey, only for trusted friends, and friends that are feeling down.

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>>5932754
You're not alone, my dude.

>>5932742
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>5932581
>people who like SU
>hanging out with people in real life
trick question

>>5932610
nothing in a year? that's rough son, but i feel you with the communication, im not good at small talk or any of that, it eludes me.

the best thing you can do is to make a routine of positivity - as in, once you get used to forcing yourself to see the positive aspects in things occasionally, it may become more common and eventually become natural. you may end up having 'good days' where you feel more optimistic than usual alongside the regular bad days, and that's progress. i know how it can be tricky, as i am pessimistic asshole myself, but it helps to give it a go, right?

>>5932742
Turn 360º and moonwalk the fuck out.

>>5932771
doesn't get more beautiful than that

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>>5932771
I knew you would.

>>5932772
>360 degrees
>using degrees and not radians

>>5932742
Jack off onto her to assert dominance
>>5932771
What is this pile of mangled cloth

>>5932742

say: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN SEX?

>>5932812
not enough spikes

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>>5932793

I want to massage Pearl's prickly bald spots

>>5932812
zuke is one of the few boarders who manage to draw her hair fluffy

>>5932812
Now make one with Zuke Lapis. You know which one.

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>>5932771
>that stitching

>>5932771
HOTGLUE IT YOU LIMP DICKED COWARD