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ERP Thread Best Girl Forever Edition Deal with it, cucks. Used

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ERP Thread

Best Girl Forever Edition
Deal with it, cucks.

Used sluts: >>5925268
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>>5930889
nah.
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POST BUTTS
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>Anon puts fresh peanut butter crackers in the trap.
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(All right, let's go! New anons, starters please! And bunsuit anon, kindly relink me your response~)

>>5930926
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nth for EGG to come back
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>>5930869
(Okay.)

>>5930896
(Go fuck yourself. I was attempting some sort of civility. But clearly he's not interested, so I'm dropping it.)
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>>5930926
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>>5930606
"He's not going to replace you," she replied in a sing-song manner while lazily flicking her wrist in the dragon's direction, "Think of him as a subordinate to you, while you are subordinate to me. An assistant's assistant kind of deal. I mean, it's not like you're going to be a fuck sleeve. Your teeny tiny body would get ripped apart and I need some sort of relief available 24/7 if I'm going to keep being a genius."

>>5930703
The wings curled on both sides of her spine unfurled to half their extent before folding back up, relieving the mare of the initial shock of bliss coursing up her body. His hot tongue prodding and swirling around her puckered entrance urged her to lean forward, causing the two ample, purple cheeks to spread and grant him better access to her ring. And, of course, being blessed the fertility of a princess, a pair of burning lips were nestled under her pendulous sack, dripping with her nectar and staining the monster's chin with her honey.

"Are you writing, Spike? He's so eager. He just went straight for sex without any questions! Maybe THIS is why the human went extinct! They kept reproducing and soaked up all the resources! Ooh!" A trembling groan melted out her lips. Twilight gawked up at the ceiling and sighed, then circled her hips around his tongue. "Fuck. His tongue is dexterous. And wet. He's really licking me up."
(Spike is a different person. It's just back and forth between Twi and him! It doesn't matter)

>>5930926
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>>5930969
You send so much Yukiko butt
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>>5930962
Being civil with Paul is always temporary.
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>>5930926
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>>5930962
weren't you going to disappear because of the "0w0 whats this" memes?
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Where's Marseille
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>>5930926
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>>5930926
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>>5930948
>>5926926
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>>5931017
He's "quit" ERP like two times in the past month alone
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>>5930948
>bounty hunger anon peaks around the corner holstering his gun. He's quickly debating whether to take out the pigtailed blue currently distracted by something or another
Fuck...no one said the bounty was for the head of THIS fucking lunatic.
Theres no way I can actually take her head on...
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>>5931017
He said he was taking a break and he did, stop chasing away Avas you faggot.
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>>5930926
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>>5930948
>A guard walks into a room, sealed by a heavy iron door, and flicks on the small light
>There in the center of the room was Jinx, her arms chained behind her back

Hello there, Prisoner Jinx, are you ready to talk now? Or am I gonna have to resort to some "interrogation"?
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>>5930962
since hes not interested can you find out what happened to EGG
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>>5931040
Wrong side
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>>5930926
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>>5930993
(Evidently so. Don't know why I bothered. Back to cat butt, I guess.)

>>5931017
(I said 'lay low'. But even then, it doesn't seem to be a huge issue. I probably shouldn't let it impede me.)

>>5931043
(If you have something to say to me, say it directly to me, cunt. Last night I thought something would be bigger than it ended up being. Last week I thought I would drop this place, but someone cooled me down. That's about it.)
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>>5930975
The undead man moves with a hunger befit of a zombie, instead of eating brains he was eating ass. His tongue teases her entrance with a few twirls, tracing it a few times before taking a venture inside of her ass. He pokes just the tip inside, feeling her strong equine muscles squeeze the intruder. He dives even deeper, burying his tongue between her cheeks as he went to town on her hole. His hands grabbed onto her hips, pulling her purple pony posterior onto his face, wanting to feel more of her warmth against his body. He pulls away for a moment, only to bury his face in her pussy instead, giving her lips an excited tongue bath. Kissing and licking her lips, tasting every drop of her love honey that leaks out of her soaking wet depths.
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>>5930962
Fronku ignore all the (you) and focus on RP. The shitposters have less targets in the dry spell.
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>>5931069
Jesus christ dude just go masturbate or something this is pathetic
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>>5931050
we dont chase away avas
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>>5931098
Stop involving yourself OOC in things, Fronk. I like you but lately you've been a bit of an ass.
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>>5930768
Haa...N-No shit? Us-Using my fingers fucking sucks! I-I want something inside me, damn it!
>She flicks her hips against his rod, not stopping for anything as she's out to get him to cum...and well, to get some of it inside her, obviously...she's waited for this moment for ages! She's been wanting to do this forever! and this is the perfect chance! she's gonna fuck the shit out of her owner, and he's gonna like it!

>>5930793
I-It feels good! bl-blame yourself...haaa..mhmm...
>She jolts a bit as he pushes forward...but that's countered by her own push, she's gonna make this at least some kind of battle, she won't let her pride be damaged by something like this...of course when he goes for her newly added disco stick she lets out a yelp and stops pushing...for now it seems like the rod is an absolute weak point, she just kinda thrusts into his hands, letting out soft groans as she can feel herself getting closer
Ahh...I-I feel something cumming...haaa...haaa, sh-should I ju-just shoot it out or what?

>>5930871
Ohhh!
>She instantly shuffles over and cups the mans cock in her hand, lightly massaging the underside as her eyes trace along his body, so far she's liking what he's seeing. he looks like a pretty well built man...exactly her type
Le-Let's get to doing it then, sh-shall we?
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>>5931110
(Aye. Sorry about that.)
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>>5931127
Avas chase away avas
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>>5931132
Thats what happens when people get close to Jinx
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>>5931115
were running out of avas
we cant let them leave
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>>5930975
"And here I thought I wouldn't be a 'fuck sleeve' because you care about me." As much as the dragon wanted to be snarky, he had to admit that having an underling would be pretty great. Finally, someone lower on the foodchain. He thought he'd achieve that when the Owl came, but somehow it got promoted before he did. Brown-nosing son of a cuckoo.

"Eager..." The dragon had perfected a certain type of mental process to his note-taking that allowed him not to think about what he was witnessing. When he wrote eager, he thought of how eagerly he wouldn't be there if he had a choice. "Straight to sex without questions..." An ideal Friday night at Carousel Boutique. "Soaked up all the resources..." Twilight's showering habits. "Dexterous and wet tongue..." Yeah, he had nothing for that one. Just a little bit of nausea.
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Uh. Am I better off fapping to images on Gelbooru?
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>>5930889
Let's get a card check to help the RPs Kick off.
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>>5930990
I'm sorry, would you prefer Yukiko footjob?
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>>5931154
Yup.
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>>5931069
you tell her and Owain to leave
now you want her back
choose
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>>5931144
Yes you can, why the fuck would they stay for shitty reasons like "The thread is running out of avas" you weirdo
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>>5931133
Next time just... Jump me, or let me watch
>He attempts to console his console while she so violently rides him. He wouldn't lie and say he hasn't waited ages for this but for the moment he is more focused on enjoying it. His hands wrap around and tightly grip her ass while their hips keep slamming together, his cock getting tense as a sign he doesn't have much left
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>>5931133
>Just as the twitches start to roll along her shaft, and she seeks his instruction, he lets go of her rod and gives it a swift little spank by the base. He pulls away from her, leaving her to stand there, with her new equipment bouncing in the air, and walks to her front. A small smile curls over his lips as he looks her over, his own pants stained with a dab of precum that's leaked out between the two. Her arms bound behind her, both her tits push out against her shirt, stretching it.
Oh, did you think you'd be able to get off so soon? You said you wanted to fuck me, right? You'll need to learn some self-control before I even bother considering letting you do that.
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>>5931132
(Sorry)
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>>5931172
I would enjoy having the new Inn owner help me relax in my room. But that image is also nice
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>>5931185
they are nothing but performers here for our amusement
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(Hey. I had an idea for something I wanted to pitch to you all and if people like it i'm going to give it a shot. In fact I've been thinking about doing something like this for a while. What I was thinking about doing is picking up characters temporarily to try them out and see how I like them, try them out for something like a week or so and if I like them enough i'll pick them up and if not i'll just drop them. The best kind of way I could think about describing it outside of what I already did is renting them, but well nobody owns any of the characters. Thought it might be a nice way to try out new characters while possibly tempting other people to pick them up. I would even drop folders with plenty of picture for the character if/when I stop using them. )
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>>5931162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPQ4sxp2Q8
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>>5931041
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!
>If Jinx wanted her grin any wider she'd have to take a knife to her cheeks, and she laughs the same hellish, high-pitched caterwaul of a laugh as you hammer down on top of her, bending her legs back over her torso, violently fucking her thighs and rubbing your dick all over her belly. In a moment of inspiration the girl snaps her hands up and grabs your cock in both palms, forming a little extra for you to drill your dick against, squeezing and rubbing your spurting head as you shout and slap your balls hard against her black-sheathed ass.

>>5931048
La la la la la la laaaaaa~!
>The infamous Loose Cannon Jinx is currently busy hammering away at what appears to be another of her strange, deadly devices, her little arms rising and falling and bending panels of metal into place across a cylindrical tube capped with bright red paint. She seems to be wholly engrossed in her task, singing a little song in a foreign language the bounty hunter doesn't understand, bouncing happily on her stool as she grabs what looks like an arc welder and sends up sparks without putting on goggles or a visor.

>>5931057
Whaaaaaaaat, you slappin' a lady around wasn't enough for ya~?
>Jinx has been in worse shape, but not much worse. Bruises splotch her whole body, the result of a squad of riot police and that bitch Vi, and she breathes raggedly and wheezes every now and again, straining against her chains and wriggling around violently. Her face went almost untouched during her capture, however, and still glowed with the same manic, evil energy that it had the night before, her will utterly unbent by the brutal pummeling and subsequent isolation.
C'moooon, LET'S PLAY! Get all your buddies in here! I'LL KILL THEM FIRST.
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>>5931210
Hi Owain
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>>5931162
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>>5931219
what you could do
is find out
what happened
to EGG
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>>5931162
+PS4-Tan
+The Sorceress
I'll be at 70 avas by march, fucking quote me.
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>>5931210
Fuck it, if you want to know what happened to EGG you can PM me at wtfdoyouwantfromme
#4833
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>>5931240
Ponko.
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>>5931245
EGG is giving up on ERP for a while to focus on her real life.

Now shut up.
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>>5931267
What's that? EGG died and will never ever return?!
ALERT THE DISCORDS
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>>5931245
EGG left the community because it was upsetting her fiancee. She loved him enough to stop ERPing with other people because of how it was making him feel.

Can your significant other say the same, ERP?
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I refuse to believe this is the real Spike that hangs out around here and HG.
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>>5931184
The difference is that EGG actually RPs and the only time you see Owain do anything is when he is A. On anon, so worthless B. Posting as Owain but not actually RPing him C. trying in vain to garner favor with his paltry list of generic anime girls.
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>>5931219
doesn't sound like a bad idea
could get confusing for some people but i like it

>>5931259
screencapped.
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>>5931263
Panko! Ponkie! Pinkie! Panka!
...hi, Anon.
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>>5931231
Jesus christ, what the hell is that crazy broad doing? Surprised she hasn't killed herself already.....Pretty cute for a psychopath.
But that thing is pretty loud....if I get up close and make it quick....
>A smug grin grows along his face. As best he could the anon soft stepped closer and closer behind her back. This might be the easiest million he's ever made.
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>>5931240
I'm the anon Kiruko invited over after hugging, do you think we could continue?
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>>5931324
Is... Is it really you?
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>>5931231
You crazy little woman, don't you know when you've lost?
>He says as he pushes her down to the floor and pins her under his body
I was supposed to lead you to the showers, but its clear you're still a problem outside this room, so I'll clean you myself...
>He pulls up her thin top to expose her chest, and gives her stomach a long lick
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>>5931102
"Gah!" Her multi-colored tail hiked upwards for him as her hands splayed themselves on the discolored chest below. While the prodding of her ring was enough to satisfy, the feasting on her purple lips forced a gasp out her maw. "Oh, fuck, he's eating my pussy out, Spike," her knees clamped down on his sides as she began to ride his intruding tongue like a wild bull. "He knows what he's doing! Even after being buried for what could be thousands of years!" It seemed as though the process of learning new facts turned the mare on more than his tongue as she found herself jerking off the mastodon of a cock slumped against the undead's abdomen.

But then, as she used her new toy, her attention is taken by the member between his legs. Her hand, previously coated by her own fluids, stroked him, curious to see if it would act similar to hers. She tugged, rubbed, and then kneaded the sack underneath, hoping to get him stimulated.


>>5931151
"Come stand here, Spike," she motioned to her side, "Try and draw the stages of his penis. I know you're not an artist but rough sketches would do. Hurry, I think he might get hard!"
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>>5931290
she left the servers
they cant help us now
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>>5931311
Why not?
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>>5931259
Any particular characters you're feeling up to? I'd pick the fairy if you're okay with that.
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>>5931389
>thousands of years
There'd be nothing left but bones.
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>>5931324
Hey, Pinkie Pie, Twlight told me that you could help me with some...research on how ponies in Equestria and on Earth are different
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>>5931240
It's that spooky time of year. Think you can let me nurse from the silent hill nurse?
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>>5931324
>An anon cuddles quietly into the party horse's poofy mane
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>>5931389
"But that's the splash zone! I don't even have safety goggles!" As much as he was going to fight every inch- Phrasing. As much as he was going to fight every -step- of the way towards the table, he knew he had no choice but to obey his handler. "It's not gay, it's scientific... Like anatomy class." It was gay. This was totally gay. He hated it.

When he woke up that morning, Spike didn't imagine he was going to be doodling a human's schlong under the words 'He likes to eat pussy' on a notebook, but here he was. He didn't get paid, but if he did, this wouldn't be worth the money. Wow, he was doing this for free. "Move your hand a second, I'm missing some of the details." Science was gay. He wanted to be a furniture salesman.
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>>5931350
>The tiny girl on the bench in what may as well be a bra and panties throws the arc welder aside still lit onto the floor, narrowly missing your feet, the scorching heat rolling off of the tip and making you jump. As you get closer, she grabs two very large hammers, much too big for her tiny hands, hopping up and starting to absolutely wail on the metal object before her, her singing rising to an ear-piercing screech as she rains blows down on the cylinder for a straight thirty seconds before stopping in her tracks. Having the good instincts to stop moving when she gets tired of beating on her invention, you freeze too... And have no way to prepare yourself as the girl spins around like a striking snake, lobbing one of the hammers at your head and leaping forward into a flying tackle, the broad head cracking you across the forehead as she slams you into the ground and whips out a strange blue device, jamming the barrel of the shock pistol under your jaw and dropping her face beside your ears, her long blue braid falling over your neck as she whispers.
You walk pretty loud, mister...

>>5931379
Bahahahaha~! Looky here everyone, the noble policeman of Piltover's gonna give little Jinxie a tongue bath!
>She giggles and writhes harder around and around beneath you, jerking her hips like she's trying to hit you with them, her chained legs scrabbling against the ground and her small breasts bouncing as you savor her sweet-tasting skin and are forced to put up with her talk.
C'mooooooon, at least get Fat Hands in here to clean me off~! I know that stupid cunt's wanted to smack my ass all day with those big hard metal gauntlets! Do you think she pretends the fingers are her dicks?! Ooooh, do you think she HAS a dick?!
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>>5931322
(The confusion of it was one thing that made me kind of put the idea on the backburner but if I did this I would try to do something to make them stand out from my characters. Maybe add them to my card with a special thing around their image or simply say something like "+x character" while sharing my card. Not 100% sure yet but i'm sure if I go through with it i'll figure out how to do it soon enough. )

>>5931259
>70 avas by march
(I can only wonder how that card would turn out. Also because i'm a bit bored I did a little bit of math and if you ended up getting 70 by march you'd be picking up one Ava about every two and a half days. )
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>>5931259
>changes the channel
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>>5931490
>Well now, what's this?
>A monstress has seated herself around a pumpkin, apparently preparing it to be made into a jack'o lantern.
>Growing frustrated with her nails not craving deep enough, the nurse looks around for something to cut into it with, seeing no knives but instead her lead pipe.
...
>In only a moment the pipe is embedded into the pumpkin, its guts splattered across her face and open chest.
>Yes perfect
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>>5931188
Ju-Just let you watch? Are you crazy? I-I'm gonna jump the shit outta your bones...
>She raises her hips up, about to literally jump the guys bones, she slams them back down, making a lewd 'SLAP' sound as their bodies smack together...she of course does this again, all the while she's flicking her hips, surprisingly enough, the cock never slips out, and stays firmly inside her, almost like the thing doesn't want to leave the consoles cozy insides.

>>5931193
Wh-What? Wa-Wait, why'd you stop?
>PS4-Tan wiggles her hips, trying to untie her arms so she can finish herself off...to no avail, she's stuck just wiggling her hips in vain, hoping maybe the motion could get her off.
Pl-Please...Pleeaasee...Li-Listen, I'm sor-sorry alright? I-I didn't know I-It would piss you off this much...pl-please forgive me! I-I'll never spend a single dime with your credit ca-card again!

>>5931423
(I could roll with Pixie...I'd say most everyone is up for game.)

>>5931539
(Well I'm already planning a Lala from Everyday Monster Girl life...and Rinko from Gundam Build fighters...I have a problem.)
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>>5931259
>"I took a character you were using just so I can be an attention whore"
LOOK AT ME MOM I HAVE 70 AVASSSSS
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>>5931587
(Calm your tits dude, I play both on request, and on feeling. Personally, since it's spooktober, I'd love to use both Squigly and Hsien-Ko a looot more.)
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>>5931587
>Why wont anyone RP with me
This is why Paul. This is why.
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>>5931587
I don't normally agree with LD, but he seems to be right in this case.
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>>5931389
The man continues to dive into Twilight's pussy as if it is an oasis, his tongue thrusting inside of her as he eagerly eats her out. His tongue pressed flat against her hole as he laps at her folds, even sucking each of her puffy lips into his mouth to stimulate them directly. His undead shaft was already throbbing at about half mast, the taste of twilight's holes arousing him already. His eager tongue blasting was halted for a moment as he feels her hand descend downwards, starting to grasp and stroke his member until it is full mast. His crimson liquid flows into his lower body, his deathly dick throbbing with desire. His balls felt packed with some thick liquid, not entirely sure if it was semen or something else. He leans back from Twilight's honey pot and licks his lips, savoring her flavor.
"Was that good enough Miss Twilight?"
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>>5931585
Get on your knees.
>The instruction comes like a snap, with any of his toying humor now sapped away. Despite the change in demeanor, his dick twitches in his pants as he watches her hump at the air like a desperate animal. He accentuates his point, pointing down to the ground.
Get on your knees and lean back, as much as you can. Now.
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>>5931539
Adding them to the card does sound like a bit of work depending on often you go about temporarily picking up characters.
Going "+x character" can never go wrong though, unless people just don't read.
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>>5931231
>by that point her hellish laughter only made him and his dick happier, causing him to thrust even harder
F- fuck, why are your thighs so good?!
>due to their position, his pre-cum slowly dripped onto the suit before her hands starting rubbing the head
>if her hands were to go to his balls, she'd feel that somehow he didn't just have enough sperm to keep going, but his balls were almost swollen, full of it, maybe having even more than he had by the time she caught him
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>>5931311
Wait, thats him!?
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>>5931411
Because the Spike I know is vanilla as hell. The same that refused to even humor Rarity, the love of his life, simply out of principle, because it didn't sit right with him.

This one on the other hand is fully involved with an anthro giant-cocked Twilight Sparkle, breaking so many layers of depiction for the sake of one picture and Trixie's disgusting personal fetishes that it's a downright insult to any sort of attempt at keeping whatever continuity he'd have wanted to keep all this time over at HG.

TL;DR
It can't be "the" Spike we know, because this Spike is garbage and the one we know is a self-conscious vanillafag.
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>>5931587
It doesn't matter when they have about two total personalities among all of them.
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>>5931500
Whatcha doin' there, Nonny?

>>5931460
Gee, that sure seems to be a hot topic with you humans. Is it really that interesting to see how I'm different from your ponies? Well...I guess if you need my help!

>>5931367
Of course it's me, silly! Who else would it be?

>>5931353
(I'm already bogged down with two characters and in immense pain right now, could I raincheck?)
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>>5931219
People have done avas for only a day and never brought them back. Just do it if you want
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>>5931658
He got cucked HARD by Sunshit and he's not handling it well. It's pretty funny.
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>>5931572
Ughhh....
>A weary man wakes up from some a drowsy humor. He doesn't remember what happened to him other than being jumped by some monsterous beings in the hospital he tried to hide in.
what the hell!?!
>He soon finds himself strapped onto an operating table. He pulls but the restraints on his arms and legs are too strong, only able to just turn his head to look around. It doesn't take long for him to see a strange nurse in the corner smashing a pumpkin.....just like the ones that cornered him.
Oh shit.....
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>>5931537
Doesn't matter to me whether Deputy Vi has a dick or not, cause she ain't the one who's gonna fuck you raw if you don't shut up!
>He said as he slobber's his tongue over her smooth chest, suckling on the perky tits while he works on his zipper
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>>5931585
I-I like watching, maybe I would jump all the same!
>He attempts to match her pace but she is far to pent up for him to keep up with. He doesn't have much left stamina and the blush painting his face along with how tightly he is biting his lip lets her know how close he is. Its only a few more pumps from the soft hips of his console before he lets out a sudden burst of cum, it seems to have caught him off guard too
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>>5931585
HAHA no games!
>The silly Anon laughed at the console-tan, holding a 3DS in his hands as he playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf. He loved to joke about Sony being lame, despite having a PS1 when he was young. He had always secretly wondered what the PS4 was like, but his jaded mind didn't want to try something he wasn't sure was very good, so he sticked with what he liked and rudely argued with others that didn't agree with his opinions.
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>>5931315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOgwnodgwqM
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>>5931658
Maybe he's just writing something different friend
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>>5931673
(Oh, sorry, it's alright!)
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>>5931679
Details, details.
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>>5931219
>That card.

Does this mean I win?
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>>5931673
Just helping myself to a cuddle. I know you're busy, I don't need anything more. Hope you don't mind.
>They give her a squeeze
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>>5931658
It's fucking ponies.
Ponies.
It's a cartoon made for children you fucking Barney-fag. Nobody cares about your 'canon'.
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>>5931726
She told him to fuck off in so many words so he's latched onto ERP for validation and to prove himself, or some typical insecure neurotic shit of his.
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>>5931537
>Catching sight of the welder coming his way, the anon holds in his urge to yell at her for clumsiness, along with his yelp as the heat rolls across the ground. This girl was a natural disaster. Still she's distracted so he made his way a bit closer. Keeping his steps in tune with her beating, until she suddenly stops....did she hear him? He gets his answer when he suddenly gets barraged with a flurry of attacks.
Fuck!!
>He screams out as his skull is nearly shattered and he gets tackled by what feels like a mini train.He barely as time to even regain focus before he feels the steel shock of her pistol right under his jaw. You can feel him shaking under you completely struck by surprise and fear. The tingles she breathes into his ear only make things worse
....Tsk...g-goddammit should have never taken this fuckin job....
>He looks from side to side desperately hoping for escape
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>>5931673
Thank you Pinkie!
>He lowers his body down to her level
Can you face away from me Pinkie? I wanna get a good look at your cutie mark
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>>5931585
(Forgot she's Pixie, sorry.)
>after significant training, anon finally felt ready enough to enter a nearby dungeon
>hoping to find loot, he begins to explore it
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>>5931585
(Well then it'd be about every 6 days you'd need to pick up a new Ava to reach 70 by March. Including those two you haven't started playing yet. )

>>5931636
(That temporarily picking up characters that I've been unintentionally doing as of recently is why i'm really focusing on this idea a bit more. It takes maybe like 5/10 minutes in paint.net to add a character to my list once I know what I want to do with them so either way it shouldn't take too much work. Will probably go with adding them to the card so I don't go forgetting to type up the + thing. )

>>5931677
(I'll probably just do this idea of mine, in fact I even have a good idea of who I want to try first...tho it's a pokemon character. But at least she fits the season. )

>>5931734
>Confused at what you meant at first
>Look back
>WoL over Squall
>Posted the wrong card
>Internal screaming
(No, you haven't won. Unless you count being cucked as winning. )
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>>5931658
It's probably because of Trixie's amazing F-List style of writing, where repulsive shit can be buried under tons of adjectives.
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>>5931658
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>>5931658
He's now Punished "Venom" Spike after losing his waifu.
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>>5931767
>Sunset is a bitch
>Spike is desperate
More news at 11
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>>5931642
Ooooh come on COME ON COME ON! I wanna see if you can shoot your fat fucking load all over my face from down there! I wanna see you paint my tits white from between my legs! I want you to cuuuuuuuuum~!
>Looping her ankles around each other, she squeezes them together tightly around your neck, drawing you further down, trapping your dick against her tight, smooth belly, her hands working and pinching your drooling head as she screams with ecstatic laughter, watching your cock thrust up out of the ring of her fingers and splatter her navel with preseed.

>>5931687
I bet Fat Cock's girldick is bigger than yours~!
>Chirruping cheerily as you grab her breast and lick her down all over, Jinx only laughs and bucks harder against you, slamming her hips up into your dominating, powerful form and licking her lips lewdly, biting down on her lower lip and shaking what little she's got in the chest department against your face. She's not concerned at all. Just how crazy is she?

>>5931774
Nooooope nope nope nope.
>She lifts her head and the pistol, jamming it against the rapidly-swelling goose egg right between your eyes, pain exploding through your skull for a moment before she eases off the pressure and just purrs down at him, lifting her tiny, tight little body up and sitting on your waist, caressing the trigger of her gun lovingly.
Shhhhh. Shh shh shhhh... Be quiet now! Jinx is talking! Tell me why I shouldn't feed you to my shark, big boy~!
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>>5931794
Remember, we're here to jack off to each others' Composition 101 homework, not erotic ideas about fictional characters.
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>>5931807
>Tfw you turned this into a meme
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>>5931785
You need to step up your game. I haven't seen even thought about killing myself yet.
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>>5931452
"Oh, that may be the case, but I have my ways and one of them may include establishing my own illegal organ cloning farm."

>>5931536
"This is far from gay, okay!? This is science! And science has no sexuality." Twilight rolled her eyes and shifted her hand downwards to continue caressing his sack. "Just get his shaft."

>>5931628
The dexterity of his tongue recaptured her attention with a jolt. Twilight arched her back and freed his genitals from her hands altogether to endure the bliss pouring into her body, quivering out a nonsensical slur as she did so. "Ooh," her fingernails scratched down his skin. The alicorn ceased the movements of her hips so her tangy fluid can trickle down his cheeks and stain her inner thighs. "You're doing phenomenal, but we're not done." Before her dragon assistant can finish the crude doodles, she pries herself away from his sticky lips and shifts herself back into a straddling position with her hefty, royal bust facing him. Her cunt, hot and ready for some action, slid along the underside of his shaft, teasing him as she spoke: "We'll do a quick endurance test. Just last as long as you can, please."

With that said, various pieces of equipment strap themselves onto the corpse's body. Pale, circular nodes glued to his chest, a metal band secured itself over his cranium, and a foreboding machine rolled itself into position, scanning his heartbeat. "Don't get nervous," she said, "Just let me do all the work, okay? Ready?"
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>>5931658
I wonder if Spike will even read this
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>>5931685
>Well now, that was a heavy shift in tone.
>The nurse looks up from her pumpkin, please as punch with it, and obliviously drags it over to the strapped down man, showing it off with unbridled glee.
>Though without words, that perhaps looks more like a wordless threat than childlike wonder.
~!
>Flecking the pumpkin gore from her body, she looks down to her 'patient', gauging his reaction to her work.
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>>5931877
I would a mero
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>>5931808
You mean desperate?
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>>5931862
(But if you kill yourself then who will I cuck?
Also i'm not quite sure why but that picture made me think of a kingdom hearts character. )
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>>5931877
Probably. He's an attention whore after all.
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>>5931785
That's a good plan since that is one of the few ways going +character can go wrong.
Also
>Pokemon Character
>Fits the season
I'll cross my fingers and hope it's who I think it might be.
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>>5931931
Kill yourself, Junko.
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>>5931840
Gaah! You little bitch! Do you want me to tear your little pussy up and prove you wrong?
>He says as he moves his head up to her exposed armpits and slathers his tongue up and down.
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>>5931963
Fucking Loss.
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Good evening!
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>>5931633
>She instantly gets on her knees...she in a bit of a haze, not really thinking, the only thing on her mind is getting herself off...and this'll probably lead to it, ri-right? She leans back, a bit...she's fairly flexible so her head almost bops the ground behind her...her cock is still standing in the air, as proud and ridged as ever.
Ye-Yes sir, of course sir...

>>5931690
>She jolts and twitches against the anons rod as cum flows into her...she really wasn't expecting it, she was probably expecting a sort of warning like 'I-I'm cumming' or 'so-something's gonna bust!' but no, nothing as her insides proceed to be painted white.
Haaa-...Ho-Holy shiiit! s-so much! wa-warnn meee! Waaaarn meee!

>>5931691
...
>She instantly stomps over to the anon, and just stares at him, she has a smug look on her face, ready to say something that she's been preparing ever since the monster hunter games came out for the 3DS
Yeah? Well at least I have a couple worthwhile games, what does the 3DS have? Monster Hunter? Monster Hunter...and Monster hunter? right? Might as well rename that slab of plastic to the Monster Hunter Portable machine.

>>5931785
(Well...Never mind, fuck that)

(Alright, I gotta do something, I'll be back in about ten minutes)
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>>5931883
>"No no no no no" He just kept thinking over and over again in his mind, eyes wide in fear as that strange yet sensual creature shambled it's way to him with an inhuman gait.
>A mangled pumpkin lands on his stomach, he's confused of what to think until he bothers to glance at that mess of hamburger meat she calls a face.
Y...yeah! So good! Great Pumpkin!
>there was something about this nurse that was somewhat less absolutely horrifying, only pretty horrifying. He desperately tries to keep her happy with praise as his stomach begins to churn and grumble with the smell of food so close to him, even if it was a bloody mess.
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>>5931963
Don't think I didn't see that.
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>>5931938
(If you're thinking it's Hex Maniac then you'd be correct. )
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>>5931863
You know, funnily enough, he was getting pretty good at sketching dicks. Maybe this was his calling in life: dick sketcher. What's that? You need a reference for your latest sculpture of a man named David, Michelangelo? You need the dick to be specifically artistically accurate? Well, look no further, sir, here comes Spike: the most accurate dick sketcher in the land.

He was doing this for free. Jesus. And he wasn't even going to get it done because -someone- decided that the sketch no longer mattered. "Would you make up your mind? Sheesh."

Retreating back to a safe distance, Spike just went back to- Okay, he remembered what it looked like sort of. He could probably finish the sketch. It was a pretty good sketch. He couldn't just leave it unfinished. That'd be disrespectful to his artform. Anything worth doing was worth doing well, right?

New plan. New page. Just monitor the heartrate, Spike. Stupid gay science.
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>>5931979
WOOOHHH
I LOVE YOU DVA!!!!
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>>5931979
Wow, I wasn't expecting you to wear something that.. mature.
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>>5931776
Course I can!
>Dropping down onto her side, she obediently lays down for him, showing off the thick, cake-filled side of her flank printed with colorful balloons.
>Her ears twitch every now and then with vested curiosity, but she doesn't stop the human from doing...whatever he's doing.

>>5931738
Aww, that's alright. You cuddle away, Mr. Human, happy to help.
>She nestles right up close to him, giving him further access to her furry pink self.
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>>5931980
I was... busy holding it back. I couldnt warn you!
>Clearly she wasnt the only one pent up, the amount of cum he fired out was well above what he expected. Now her insides where filled to the point of leaking onto him and he laid back... yet he was still hard after all of that?!
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>>5931840
>This chick is fucking nuts. He's clearly sweating fumbling with what to do. He cries out when the pain suddenly shoots through his skull, he tries to muffle it , not wanting to give her the satisfaction of his whimpering at least
AAARRGHH..HMMM..MMMPGH...fuck...fucking bitch....
>He's really spiteful, but despite his anger his body can't resist a natural reaction from a half naked hottie bouncing near his lap. He wasn't speaking any offers but the girth stretching out his pants, tapped her lightly on the back as if it were eagerly suggesting one.
.......A shark? You're insane!
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>>5931877
I like this post but it also reminds me we have 0 monmusu now.
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>>5931979
One Jinx?

TWO Jinx?
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>>5931863
>The man grimaced as her fingernails scraped down his chest, the patchwork skin allowing a few drops of his oddly fresh looking blood to drip down his chest. He nearly lets out a groan of discomfort from being pried away from her tight insides, wanting to taste even more of her delicious juices. The man's hands reach out to steady himself, grabbing onto the wide child-bearing hips of the pony princess. He stares into her face and finds only genuine kindness, making him relax even more. His tongue pushes past his lips and slides along his chin, clearing away the juices that cling to his face. His eyes take in every curve of her body, the massive soft breasts so close to his face begging for his attention. He grits his teeth, his body aching for any kind of stimulation as her cunt lips tease his sensitive underside. He takes another deep breath, shifting into a better position for whatever Twilight was going to do with him.

"I'm fine...Just um, start slow alright?"
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>>5931979
Good evening to you too.

>>5932005
Yup, I thought so. Hope you'll enjoy playing her.
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>>5931840
>in the middle of her ecstatic laughter, he lets out an ecstatic moan, making one last thrust before shooting his biggest load yet, covering everything in a straight line in his semen, including her face, chest and especially the latex bunnysuit
>he briefly stops, partially to see will she make him cum anywhere else, partially to bask in the afterglow, as his cock doesn't even bother going soft, staying hard between her thighs and hands
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>>5931927
I'm positive you'd do a better job with anybody else in this thread. Face it. I'm an alpha, you aren't.
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>>5932045
Hi Owain
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>>5931936
>Swallows you whole
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>>5931979

>ejaculates on D.va's stomach
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>>5932061
2spoops
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>>5932016
Spike.

Stop this.

Just stop. Please.
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>>5931936
You probably know what I'm about to ask for.
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>>5932061
>Squeezes breast on the doll
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>>5931980
That's a good little console. If you were so obedient from the start, I wouldn't have minded buying this thing for you. Of course, you had to be impetuous about it.
>He 'tsk's, and slips down to his knees as well. Reaching forward, he traces along her hard cock, right up to the tip, and then swirls his fingertip around the head in a spiral that ends at the very tip. He flicks it toward him, and then lets it release, bobbing like a toy on a spring. Before it goes still, he grasps the rod at the base, and squeezes until it engorges to an angry color, the meat throbbing in his grip.
How many times will I have to do this to make up for your offenses? Let's see...spying and stealing. You're lucky you didn't lie, otherwise I'd have to do it a third time.
>A soft slap bounces it to the right, and then the backhand lurches it to the left, before he spits on the head and begins to stroke his drool in.
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>>5931936
kys
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>>5931980
>He raised an eyebrow, not even sure what she's blabbering on about.
Excuse me? I guess you must have missed Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Kirby Planet Robobot, Pokemon X and Y, Luigi's Mansion New Moon, and Kid Icarus Uprising.
My it figures only a system with a worse version of Dark Souls as it's main selling point would be jealous of a even a handheld's better library.
>This guy was good, after all he had experience with dealing with "Sonyponies" before, and knew how to press their buttons.
How's that network security going for you? Oh right, it got DDOS'd, AGAIN.
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>>5931979
>cums on divas ass
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>>5931979
>There's a smile and a nod. In greeting, an anon raises a steaming mug of something sweet and warm. On the table in front of him lies another, a handful of tiny marshmallows bobbing on the surface of the hot chocolate.
Evening, sweet pea. Want to take a seat?
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>>5932085
Oh shut up you tart
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>>5931979
>pees on you
Marked, bitch.
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>>5932085
>QUIT DOING THINGS I DON'T LIKE WAAAAAHHHHH

Off yourself buddy.
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>>5932056

If I recall correctly, someone was about to get some Rance dressing on her yesterday!
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>>5932027
>He squats behind her and places both of his hands on her round flanks, rubbing in circles over her cutie mark as he feels the her smooth fur and springy flesh
Ooohhh, your rear is tighter than I expected! How do you manage to burn off all those cakes you eat?
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>People shitting on Fronk

kek
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>>5931970
Little dick! Little dick! Little dick! I shoot bullets that are bigger than your LITTLE DICK!
>Jinx screeches with laughter, squirming around particularly hard as you drag your tongue up her shaved armpit and taste the salty sweat that's gathered after hours of being chained up. She snaps her teeth at you, biting and fighting against her bonds as you continue licking her all over, kicking and screaming obsceneties all the while as you squeeze and grope her saliva-slick chest

>>5932035
IT WON'T HURT FOR MORE THAN A SECOND!
>Never. EVER. Call a crazy person crazy. And if you must call a crazy little teenager crazy, at least have the good grace to distract her with something fun. A growing erection will do just nicely. Jinx turns as she sees the hot, thick bulge grinding against her barely-covered asscheeks and cocks her head, pursing her lips and running her gun up and down your nose.
Ooooh, what's this? The big bad bounty hunter's big bad gun?
>She laughs and abruptly spins about, hopping backwards onto your chest and giving you a big ol' faceful of cute pale ass, and she spins her pistol around her finger as she reaches out with her other hand and prods lightly at your cock.
Is it my biiiiirthday? Someone sent me a cannon to play with!

>>5932053
Heeheehee~! Lots of hot white cum for Fathaaaands! And me, of course! MOSTLY FOR ME!
>Jinx licks her lips and slurps up the bead of jizz that managed to make it as far as her chin, giggling wildly as you lean forward onto her panting. Her gloved hands rise up away from your leaking, throbbing cock and start to rub your jizz all over her body like skin cream, massaging the sticky stuff into the material of the bunnysuit as she gives a little provocative moan and bats her eyelashes at you.
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>>5932047
(I got two main options I was thinking about with her. Was going to have her be this closeted slut or a very clingy girl that would probably rape a man if she really wanted him. Both options seem decently interesting. )

>>5932056
(Wouldn't the Alpha be getting what they wanted instead of being denied by someone else? )

>>5932149
>Rance dressing
(lol )
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>>5930926
Super late, but whatevfur! Nya~
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>>5932161
Good. He's an overly sensitive faggot.
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>>5932149
OH FRIG!

AMBUSH!

>>5932169
To be wanted you must first be desirable by the cuckee-
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Whats /Erp/ listening to?
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>>5932186
He also let all the praise get to his head and he's been getting involved in drama and such trying to "fix' everything.
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>>5932161
He got into the jinx harem and became an asshole
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEME182Q3G4
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6ZW5wv13A
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY
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>>5932127
Anything that isn't the most boring vanilla shit anons do a thousand times always gets shitposted here. Its their way of saying they have massive autism to stop other people from liking anything different.
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>>5932198
>praise
He's below average
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v89qYANJGMQ
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>>5932195
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSflCd2l1T0
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>>5931133
(wew, sorry for the abrupt leave. had to handle some stupid shit)

For someone who came over so quickly that stuttering is kinda funny--
>His penis was already at half mass the moment he stripped down and her hand caressing the heated flesh only accelerates the rate it's growing.
--But this feels really nice, so I won't complain..
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>>5932191

That's right!
... We still gotta go to that Hotel.
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>>5932195
https://youtu.be/ja3LGFY1i0o
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>>5932237
The thing is Spike is a known vanillafag. It's not about what's being done, is who's doing it.
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>>5932237
Hi Lore
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>>5932195
https://soundcloud.com/nothingnowheremusic
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>>5932246
Good shit.
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>>5932199
It happens to all of them.
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>>5932255
Who the fuck cares? HGfags go and take your history and expectations with you.
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>>5932180
>Throws a bola at the cat-things ankles to trip her up.
What did I say about the puns!?
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>>5932255
In erp it's fine for there to be duplicate Avas. Calm you tits,
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>>5932021
Wha... I love you too!
>>5932023
I can be plenty mature!
>>5932044
Red Jinx

Blue Jinx!
>>5932047
Thanks! Hope you're doing okay!
>>5932067
>>5932103
Heol! That's... You shouldn't do that! It's inappropriate, Anon!
>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx9BV_Cr1OA
>>5932117
A-ah! That better be fake, michin saekki-ya!
>>5932108
>Hana's lips quirk up at the pet name. No one had ever treated her to hot cocoa before... Carefully, the pilot takes the seat indicated, across from the Anon. She takes a few minutes to wrap her fingers around the mug, letting the warmth seep into her skin.
What's all this? For me?
>She asks lightly, cocking her head to one side.
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>>5932274
Don't pin ERP's blatant shitposting on muh HG fags, you guys fucking complain about anyone that does an RP that you don't like all the time.
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>>5932294
It's the same person though. The same player.
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>>5932169
I do like the sound of those two ideas a lot. I'd be down for both if I'm around for it.
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>>5931985
>Her face isn't as mangled as it is featureless, smooth and almost slimy to the touch, almost like a fish's gills.
>The Great Pumpkin?
>Isn't that a Charlie Brown movie?
>Staring down at him curiously, she notes the growl of his stomach, and 'brightly' comes up with the idea to scoop some pumpkin innards up onto her fingers and push them toward his mouth.
>Eagerly her hand pushes at his mouth, goading him into eating her offering.
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>>5932249
>:33 < *ac pounces on the armor-clad human out of s33mingly nowhere and latched onto his back, despurrately trying to rake her claws across his chest plating!*
Nyaa~! Hi again!
>>5932287
N-Nnn! Not you again! I tried to stop fur awhile, but they just came right back! I can't help it, nya!
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>>5932311
Australians aren't real people, anon.
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>>5932016
Twilight nodded, lined his head up with her slit, and... didn't go slow. She rammed herself down so her rump can clash against his thighs while her tunnel enveloped the entirety of his shaft in one go. "Mmph," the necromancer lurched forward. Her velvet walls grasped onto all sides of his length and popped with wet smacks after every subtle gyration of her hips. She kept herself there, locked with his hips until the first pang of pleasure subsided. Her equine shaft slumped against his torso, still drooling endlessly until the glossy fluid began to trickle down his sides and puddle around his midriff.

"Oof. Okay. I didn't expect it to feel THAT great. Which is good. Just means this won't be our last." A smirk, and Twilight hauled her hips upward, freeing half of the zombie's shaft before colliding down against his hips once more. Again, and again, she picked the pace up each time until her sex became a sloppy hole that squelched with each hump and burned with a desperate need for his release.


>>5932016
"This is gonna be a good one, Spike. Get me some vials, would you? I'll need to collect his semen for analysis."
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>>5932305
I'm not blaming the shitposting on HGfags, I'm blaming this case of shitposting on HGfags who are obsessed with some ausfag playing a tiny purple and green dragon in ERP. And it is an HGfag, because they keep talking about what that Spike did in HG.
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>all these adverbs on the greentexts

Don't you guys know it's the first sign of shit writing?
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>>5932166
That's it! I'm not gonna hold back on ya anymore!
>He raises her head up with his hand, tightly grabbing her by the neck
>He then pulls out his throbbing cock that was nestled in his pants, holding the meatstick just inches from her face
See this bitch? I'm gonna enjoy slamming ballsdeep into ya with this piece of meat!
>He says as he smacks her on the face with his cock
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>>5932296
Oh well of course it's inapropriate, but that's why we do it.... that's what makes it fun ! There still some left in the tank for another glazing if youl be hanging around for a while.
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>>5932346
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>5932319
I'm sure you did.
>Without sounding convinced, he walks up to her prone form and crouches down against her, thighs against her rump. His hand slips into her hair, grasping it, and he leans in to face her.
Speech therapy isn't exactly a one-time thing, actually. It takes awhile to get rid of those slips of the tongue. Don't worry, I won't just be wailing away at your ass this time. If you always punish, how will you get someone to learn?
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>>5932249
I remember. How could I have forgotten such a prestigious engagement?

>>5932267
>The high five shared between them had a recordable epicenter.
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>>5932346
Hi Flist
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>>5932166
>All you can do is grumble his frustration at her clear excitement to quite literally feed him to the fish. Whats worse is that somehow this maniac got him going. No way and hell would he actually wanna stick his tool anywhere near her though. There's a universal rule about crazy.
..I-i don't know what the hell you're talking about...
>He tries to deny the obvious stiffness jamming into her side, heating up her exposed skin with its rigid head even under the cloth. The reaction only gets worse when he has her tight young booty, jiggling around inches away from his face. Those shorts barely contained that ass....Her poking earns her a pulsing response, his clearly outlined thickness bouncing up under his pants to greet her.
..K-keep your hands off'a me bitch....
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>>5932346
I think you meant to say adjectives

But it's okay, nobody had high expectations of a shitposter like you anyways
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>>5932296
Yeah but not mature in that way!
Though it did look really, really sexy so.. I don't have any complaints
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>>5932166
>he somehow feels like his balls are just as full as they were before his orgasm as her actions make him more aroused
You sure know how to make someone go crazy for you, huh?
>he slowly starts to thrust between her thighs once more, waiting for a command on where to cum next
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>>5932346
i'm a shit writer in general senpai
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>>5932296
>He smiles indulgently, inclining his head in confirmation and taking a sip of his drink. It looks like he's having the same - a sweet, warm, creamy concoction that thrills the tastebuds and soothes the body.
For you, sweet heart.
>He looks her over with a lazy self-assurance, an eyebrow just slightly cocked at her apparent caution.
How have you been? Well, I hope. You're looking good.
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>>5932386
Hi Lupin
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>>5932381
No, I said adverbs. Don't you have a noose to tie around your neck Paul?

>>5932363
https://www.google.gp/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=adverb%20shit%20writing
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>>5932296
DVa please sign my cock!
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egmoxg19JgE
(That violin tho. )

>>5932313
(I'm leaning toward the closeted slut idea but I am still going to give myself some time to think. )

>>5932191
(So what were you saying about you being the Alpha? )
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>>5932315
>He just stares mortified and confused at that bizarre face, the more he looks at it the more it seems like nothing is there. He tries to calm himself so he looks down at her breasts, at least those were normal, and real big and shapely too....
Hrmm...
>He reacted immedaitely in disgust at feeling a handful of pumpkin mush hit his mouth. He closed it immediately on reaction, smelling the blood and other things left in there. Though at her constant nudging he didn't want to push it, and took a mouthful of the hideous mash
AAUuuuhhgghh....mm!...mmm!...
>He balances between gaging and pretending it's good to not piss of the pipe wielding beauty. He swallows the mash dry and coughs up a bit in a dry heave, panting thirsty as his eyes stared at her cleavage, his only comfort in this situation.
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>>5932329
Halfway through his eighteenth copy of the sentence 'I'm not gay, I'm just talented.', Spike heard his orders and made his way over to the test-tube racks. It was in this exact moment he realised the true horror of the situation. Somehow he had to get these fragile tubes to someone who is rather rapidly moving. Unless she intended him to continue holding them. He was not okay with that particular outcome. Phrasing.

"Uh.." Vials in claw, the dragon found himself approaching the table once more, only to stop and retrieve the nearest pair of sterilised gloves and attempt to make them fit over his tiny claws. There had to be some workplace standards commission that would force Twilight to stock appropriate sized gloves. Still, he felt safer. But not safe enough. Next step was the goggles. That was a no-brainer. After that was a lab coat. Damn. He looked good in a lab coat. He should definitely wear more labcoats.

Oh. Right. Vials. "Here you go!" The big ball of lab equipment offered the mare the vials, standing as far back as his little arms allowed him.
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>>5932352
>Thanks to your oversized hand squeezing tight around her tiny, thin neck, Jinx's ability to speak (and breathe) is cut off. She still wriggles around and sticks her tongue out like a child as you rub your fat, pre-leaking dick across her face and poke it against her lips, but she just closes her eyes and continues to stick her tongue out, plugging her mouth up against the intruding cock as you yank her face up against your manhood, twisting one of her trembling arms up behind her back and flashing you the classic, universal symbol of "fuck you."

>>5932380
But you wanted to get your hands all over meeee~! And you still do!
>She laughs and suddenly the sound of a small knife flipping out of its sheath stills your breath. She lowers her arm just out of sight of your booty-obscured gaze and slashes, and for a moment it feels like she might have actually cut you. But then your belt goes slack and your zipper goes down, and two small hands grab at your cock and yank it out as she raises her wide hips into the air, crouching above your face and wiggling her tight little ass around in front of you hypnotically as her sharp, long nails caress your fat throbbing prick.
Oooooohhhh! I bet this has a hell of a blast zone!

>>5932385
Crazy loves companyyyy!
>She declares it with an almost painful innocence, her eyes shining brightly as she watches you start to fuck her thighs all over again, her thoroughly-bukkake'd body shining in the low light as she shakes her hips and rubs your cock up and down. A momentary thoughtful look enters her eyes. Where could she possibly do it next? Ass, pussy, belly, tits, thighs, everything lay sticky with cum. She frowned, furrowing her brow and losing herself to intense concentration, providing her former rape victim with a chance to make his OWN decision about where to spunk next...
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>>5932423
I have shed my desires and have decided to share my love with someone worthy. And thus you will face the wrath of my countercucking
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>>5932369

Gahahaha! Good!
Now let's get going!
>Satisfied with her answer, Rance happily approached Rinoa and placed an arm around her.

>>5932319

>Once again, Rance was ambushed by the cute catgirl! Thankfully, he managed to stay on his feet despite almost falling down.
G-Gah! It's your again!
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>>5932195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1_vWI5wuo4
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>>5932358
Y-you... I never said I wanted you to...! Clean it up!
>>5932382
I think I know what you mean. And thanks, Anon, I do my best to be the best!
>>5932416
Sure, oppa, do you have a pen?
>>5932394
Thanks!
>With his approval, Hana picks up the mug, bringing the rim to her lips. She tilts it carefully, tentatively testing its heat, before taking a sip. The hot chocolate was rich and sweet, hot but not too much so. The mini marshmallows added texture and sweetness, and Hana savors it before swallowing.
I'm doing great, oppa. You?
>She responds contentedly, sighing through her nose.
...Who made this? Did you? Joha! (It's good!)
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>>5932329
The man takes a few calming breaths through his mouth and neckhole. He was sure Twilight would listen to his request. He let out a gentle coo of pleasure as his bulbous head poked her flushed lips then everything went white. His hips press forward on instinct as his mind is overloaded by pleasure. Twilight's accomodating hole squelched around his length, squeezing tightly around every inch of his veiny thick undead shaft. He nearly came just from insertion, his cock head greeted by the suffocating tightness of her slick insides, the mixture of his saliva and her juices making him slip inside of her in an instant. One of the man's hands fly to the pillowy cheeks of the plump princess, holding onto her cheeks for dear life as he tried to get used to being ridden so roughly. His other hand reaches forward and grasps twilights member, stroking her tip and slathering her precum along the top half of her member.
"Y-You-Ahh~! I-I said-Nngh~! To go s-slow..."
>The undead man's ejaculation nearly sneaks up on him faster than he can realize, thrusting forward as he ejaculates hard inside of her, his slightly discolored zombie cum splattering against her insides. His cock doesn't wither in the slightest, possible from his undead physiology, ready for more action.
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>>5932423
Closeted slut Hex Manic is also a fine idea. Take all the time you want mate.
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>>5932481
[So, that one Anon who was playing tourist and about to get raped is back~ But you seem busy at the moment so I'll let you finish your sessions first and/or continue tomorrow.]
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>>5932368
>:33 < *ac's entire body tensed up as her haunches were sat upon and tried to crawl away, but to no avail. Her lithe frame was simply too easily pinned down.*
N-Nya, what are you doing to me?!
>:33 < *ac let out a painful yowl as her matted, unkempt hair was grabbed, f33ling each singular strand pulling against her scalp.*
>>5932489
How have you b33n? Do any cool stuff? Hey, what's that?
>:33 < *ac's frantic barrage of questions was tempurrarily pawsed as she glanced her eyes down towards the hilt of Rance's sword, and leaped down to take it inbetw33n her sharp kitty t33th!*
Mmmph!
>:33 < *ac swiftly removed the blade from it's sheath, and held it in her mouth as she ran off with it on all furs!*
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>>5932423
>I'm taking another ava because hahah le LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME 70 AVAS 70 AVAS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

When are you fucking killing yourself

I'll literally hand you a bottle of tequila if you need help, just drink the whole thing
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>>5932489
>Rinoa skipped into his arms and hugged herself closely around his waist to follow his lead.
Onward, Sir Rance!
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>>5932150
Six records of Richard Simmons' jazzercise, how else do you think, silly?
>Coiled spring and muscle rests under that taut flesh, which still has enough curve and pliability to it to make it wobble.
>Her tail flicks every so often at his touching, and she shivers in delight when he grazes over the balloons.
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>>5932558
Here's your (You) go back to TF2 and get some new shitpost fuel.
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>>5932031
Je-Jeez...Haa, no kidding? Alright...y'know what?
>She wiggles her hips against his cock, her eyebrows raise as she feels the thing is still hard as a rock, even after all that cum decided to spurt out like a goddamn fountain of white.
Oh wow! you're still rearing to go? Dude you got Stamina for days!

>>5932097
>She wiggling and panting...She even bucks her hips up against his head...eventually her head does smack against the floor behind and she lets out a groan as she just kinda accepts it...her body still moving on it's on own though.
Ca-Can I cum now? Pl-Please? this is killing m-
>She jolts upwards as he spits on it, she wasn't expecting that wet wonderful sensation...the stroking doesn't help either, she shivers and jolts, letting out pleasured moans and gasps.
Haa-St-Stop...I-I've learned my leeaassooon!

>>5932100
>She holds up her hand, leaning back a bit
Trash...Boring, alright, fucking garbage, okay, and gives me a bad case of the claw, those games are shit, you could've at least named off SMTIV, or hell even apocalypse, and the aforementioned Monster Hunter titles, jeez, at least get some good games to back that shit up.
The PS4 has Disgaea 5, KoF, Bloodborne, which is a better Dark Souls really, It really focuses on all the good that control scheme can acomplish, and my god! those bosses and that DLC! Oh, and also It's inevtable that SMTV is going to be coming out after Persona 5 hits shelf's, my library is only growing!
>She nods to herself, then twitches a bit when the boy brings up the DDOSing
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>5932248
Sorry...New to this whole, jump onto thing...But oh well I guess...
>She fully grips the anons cock and lets out a deep breath.
Alright, let's get to it!
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>>5932481
>while he didn't mind just cumming on her more, he genuinely wished to help her
>thinking about it hard, he looks down, then realizes that while the main part of the bunnysuit already had sperm on it, her legs and the heels were untouched
We haven't gone for the legs yet, have we?
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>>5932503
>Relishing her taking a testing draught, the man seems to enjoy watching her taste it as much as she enjoys drinking it, his small smile unwavering. His head bows gratefully as she compliments his handiwork.
It's my speciality.
>Explanation is offered in answer to her simple questions, and he licks his lips and sets down his mug to a faint ceramic clink. He meets her eyes.
I'm doing well, but I think i'll be doing better fairly soon. I don't think we'll stay here for the whole of our date. I'm open to suggestions, but if you're happy to let me take the lead, I have a few ideas.
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>>5932481
>He drags her by the back of the head now to the underside of his cock, pressing her face against his heavy sack if balls and base of his cock
Aww, I thought you said it was little Jinx?
>He rubs his musky balls over her face
Now be a good slut and lube me up with that tongue of yours, or else I'll choke ya with both hands this time.
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>>5932609
The real thing is different then my hand, of course I respond better. Same hole and position?
>He lets out a moan as she wiggles her hips on the still sensitive cock, had she even cum yet or did he go and embarrass himself? Well at least they are finally getting what they both wanted for so long
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>>5932609
PS4tan doesn't shake her tits
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>>5932486
(Is it really a countercuck if my plan from the beginning was to get you rping with people?
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5832629/#5833364
I didn't reply to this saying it was a good thing for nothing.)

>>5932509
(I'll be sure to. )

>>5932558
(You do realize i'm not the same person who picked up Squiggly, right?
Besides, you haven't played Hex in months and don't even have her on your card anymore. )
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>>5931782
Dooohoho!
>The Pixie peeks at the anon from behind a nearby stone...she knew exactly what she was gonna do. By his looks, this guy looks like a total scrub, She bets that he didn't even take into account that the demons here use Force skills
>She scurries out of her hiding spot, and manages to sneak behind him, getting real close to the guys ear before...
BOOO!

(Wew, sorry for that hold up, m8,)
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>>5932681
>It HAS to be on the card for you to play it and if it's not then IT'S MINE MINE MINE I'M SO SELFISH MY AVAS MINE

Take your (You) and leave
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>>5932452
you think i won't notice you? not today motherfucker

end it now
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>>5932481
T-that's not true...it just suddenly got like that..Just ...Hnngh...
>He goes still as he feels as though his body had been pierced or sliced right through. It was terrifying, its probably what it would have felt like actually picking a fair fight with her. But surprisingly he doesn't see any cuts, he just feels a cool breeze around his bottom half. His down freed throbbing erection springing up and down freely before being wrapped under the psycho's sweet touch. Her fingers instantly make him jerk his hips and into her tiny grasp, filling up her palms completely, this man must be pretty tender.
F-fucking...stop....
>He eventually breaks out of whatever spell her enticing, bouncy, curvy, swaying......hips had on him.And actually has the bravado to try and backwards crawl away from her now that she's not pinning him.
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>>5932681
SON OF A-
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>>5932696
How about YOU take this (You) and leave you fucking cuck
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>>5932503
Here you go!
>He hands her a sharpie
But my name is pretty long DVa, so you might have to get my cock hard to write it all down...
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>>5932563

>And thus, within minutes the pair would arrive to a somewhat fancy Hotel. Rance, being the gentleman and rich adventurer, more than gladly paid for a room and led Tifa's bootleg clone to it.
>The room had all the commodities expected of a place like that.
Here we are~!
>Said the man as his hand reached for Rinoa's rear, giving it a casual grope.
Whaddaya' think?

>>5932681

It was a clever plan.
... And I love you for that~!

>>5932553

H-Hey that's mine!
>Rance chased after the catgirl with the sword in her mouth. Not because she could hurt herself but because it was a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone who knew how to use it!
>Despite wearing armor, Rance was pretty nimble!
C'mere here you lil' shit!
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>>5932696

Paul, take a breath, have an orgasm, and calm down. Yeesh.
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>>5932696
Yes but WHY WONT ANYONE RP WITH PAUL? I don't see ANYTHING wrong with him at all!
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>>5932503
You expect me to clean you up? How on earth am I supposed to do that....
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>>5932686
>the anon clutches onto his ear before turning around to the Pixie
OW!
>Talk
That's pretty rude, even for a dungeon enemy!
(Don't worry about it, it's gucci.)
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>>5932726
Greetings sir
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>>5932445
>The nurse is tickled pink that he accepted her peace offering, and reaches down to give him a long-armed hug in spite of his being strapped down.
>A face full of monster titty is his reward for enduring, clammy to the touch but still soft as cream corn, and more than big enough to envelop his face.
>Her heeled feet dangle in the air as she excitedly clings to him, and it doesn't at all occur to her that he might need air inside the pocket of her cleavage.
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>>5932609
>He laughs at her embarrassment from her recent networking failures
What? Did I touch a nerve there?
And I love how you pretend that weebshit rehashes like Persona 3, Final Fantasy 15, and Kingdom are somehow "good".
>He lays back in a chair, smug as can be as he happily watches her anger levels rise.
Just face it, the PS4 is a flop and the Switch will blow whatever your next console AND handheld out of the water.
Good Games are more important than those....
>He didn't really notice them till now, but he couldn't help but glance at her nice rack, it was even bigger than the Wii U's was.
T-tits..
>He muttered to himself, his mind drifting off as he helplessly stared at her breasts. It took him a while to get back to his senses, his face just a little redder than before.
Uh.... I-I meant graphics! Y-yeah!
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>>5932706
End what? My life? Got a noose handy on you?
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>>5932696
>it has to be on the card for you to play it
...I...yes...?
I mean, you could not have it there, but...how's anyone supposed to know that you play the character if they're not on your card...?
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>>5932670
It's very good!
>Hana chirps, a smile on her face. She mimics him as he puts down his mug, trailing a fingertip along the rim of her own.
I'll let you take the lead. I wanna see what you have in mind.
>The pilot grins. Indeed; what was his game plan? Hana, a strategist herself, always appreciated a well-thought out plan. She masks the heat crawling to her cheeks by taking another sip of the sweet drink. Once again, each note of the beverage danced on her tongue, a smile slipping naturally on her pale face.
>>5932721
>Hana takes the sharpie, a mischievous grin on her lips.
Sure, sure, just take it out, Anon.
>She says dismissively, her own plan formulating itself.
>>5932745
I'll change, and you can pay to dryclean my pilotsuit!
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>>5932741
I would if he ever actually ERPed.
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>>5932503
It's fine! It's just my opinion and all!
Now that I think about it, I'd love to see you in some more mature lingerie like that. I mean it's like a.. a contrast, you know?
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>>5932609
>decides to be the stand-up guy this time, holding up a hand as the universal signal to stop.
I see. What are you more used to?
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>>5932455
Each of the vials is surrounded by her glittering aurora and hover aside the mare as she continued to milk her zombie sex-toy with her relentless strokes. "You might want to take a further step back," she added, despite him standing several feet away already. The towering purple pillar smacking against the monster's abdomen looked like it was already about to explode, and the flaring head stared straight at the dragon.

>>5932504
The ripe flesh of Twilight's rear was taut enough to be used as handles for him, and she didn't seem to mind his grabby hands wandering there - if anything, seeing him take initiative like that only eased her mind of any stupidity that might be in him. In the midst of her domineering gyrations, she felt his member harden against her walls, a tell-tale sign of his coming orgasm. She glanced over the machine, mesmerized by the green line spiking in both directions before the hold on her cock grasped her attention. The alicorn grunted, lurched forward, and with every collision of their hips, she rolled hers in a circle as if beckoning him to unload the very instant. The corks on each vial are plugged away from their respective tube, and finally, after just a few minutes of fucking, a warm, gooey torrent of spunk is deposited into her canal. Twilight's eyes rolled to the back of her head as the overwhelming blast seeped out her entrance. In just seconds, her own climax followed, staining the zombie's chest and face with virile, steaming ropes of princess-hood.

"Haah! I'm cumming!" She announced voice slurred from the pleasure clouding her mind. "Oh, fuck, fuck! MMnf!" The hips glued to his groin pry away from him until his tip, still swollen, pops out, quickly blanketed by a stream of white seed. She hovered the vial under her cunt and filled the tube up, then switched to the next until all three were filled to the brim.
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>>5932726
>:33 < *ac's agility allowed herself to climb up a nearby tr33 with great haste, then clinging to a thick branch, playfurly flicking her blue tail at the flustered man below!*
Nyaa, why's this sword so special, anyways? It looks pretty normal to me!
>:33 < *ac removed the handle from her mouth and took the weapon in her small hands, then waving the blade around rather irresponsibly!*
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>>5932776
Don't man. You don't want him thinking there's people here that likes him.
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>>5932666
NOPE!
>The idea clicks in Jinx's head like a light bulb going off above a cartoon character and she immediately scoots back, her manic grin rising back up on her face as she pushes you out at leg's length before turning on her belly, planting her heels on your midsection and squeezing her calves together. Ahhh, another wonderful sleeve of flesh for him to drive his cock into, and this time it's all soft and covered in thin, silky nylon...
Go ooooon!

>>5932674
Little dick.
>Jinx smiles up at you insolently before poking her tongue out from between her lips and licking softly at your thick, fat, cum-stuffed nuts, lapping softly at your sweaty jizz-factories and tilting her head back to slide her mouth up your oversized, dangling cock. It doesn't matter that you are actually big, she's just doing this for the hell of it now, flicking the tip of her tongue up and down the base of your dickhead as you pulse and pour a fat rope of pre onto her forehead, the sticky substance clinging to her bright blue hair as she moves down again slowly.

>>5932709
Nope! How about YOU stop?!
>Click, click, then a rattle as her belt hits your chest and she swipes it aside. One hand falls off your cock and grabs at the waistband, tugging the tiny booty shorts down to expose her small, shapely rump right before your eyes an instant before she jumps back with a whoop of delight and plants herself squarely on your face, blocking out all light, pressing a pair of soft, smooth lips to your mouth to shut you up as a sticky wash of sweet, sweet femcum splatters across your lips, two hands back on your cock and squeezing tight as she drags them up and down slowly.
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>>5932775
>He pulls out his cock before her
Here you are DVa!
Please right "To Anonymous, With Love-DVa
XOXOXO"
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>>5932759
i can lasso my ginormous loli cock around your fucking neck you ingenious faggot

no homo
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>>5932819
Give the weapon back to the mercenary now.
>when she starts slashing the sword without care attempts to avoid the blade
YOU WILL HURT SOMEONE
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>>5932781
"Wait, how far back do I have to-" SHE'S GONNA BLOW, CAP'N. Spike didn't wait for a second warning, turning to run, only to get tangled on the oversized labcoat and trip onto his face. The floor tasted like mopwater and shame. Without time to get away further, the dragon merely draped the coat over him, creating a make-shift bunker that he'd wait out the rest of his natural born life in.

All he had to maintain his sanity was his notebook, and it was there that he wrote his final words. One day, people would stumble across this place, and maybe they'd pity the innocents caught in that mad woman's crossfire.

Last words would come after he finished the sketch, though. He couldn't have future generations thinking he couldn't finish sketches. He almost had the veins just right.
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>>5932716
>>5932726
(While I haven't gotten to play as Squall in a full scene with Squall yet, I achieved the main thing I wanted with him, to get Rinoa rping. Helped the one Anon who had wanted to do something with her laid and now Rance is getting a turn. )
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>>5932777
A contrast? Yah... Are you calling me immature or something? I-I'm not a kid, you know!
>>5932829
>Hana smiles, a slight flush creeping to her face at the sight. Nonetheless, she pops off the sharpie cap, writing quickly.
"To. Byuntae. Love, D.Va." (Pervert)
>She draws a few hearts and a bunny face around the words, smiling triumphantly.
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>>5932044
Three if you count lurkers.
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>>5932825
(Don't suppose you do yuri with Jinx, do you)
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>>5932879
Was this your plan all along?
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>>5932892
Luffy stop
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>>5932845
Hi Alpha
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>>5932892
(Totally do! She doesn't care.)
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>>5932889
>Pats
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>>5932676
>She bucks her hips against the anons meat slab and grins, playfully patting the anons chest and she raises her hips up and slams back down.
Saaame hole, same position! let's get this ball rolling!

>>5932677
Well...I'm not shaking my tits right now...I mean if you want me toooo, and if it'll get you to buy a PS4...

>>5932758
Persona is trash, I'll give you that, but Square tries their damnedest to make every FF game new...and FF15 looks great, and so does Kingdom hearts, believe it or not, just because a game isn't on your little baby console doesn't make it baaad, hell I even complimented a couple of your favorite handhelds gaames!
And the switch? Ooooh yeah, it looks fine I guess, if you like more gimmicky shit that'll probably have a 2 hour life spaaan.
>She cocks her head and laughs...I think she's proud of that one...even though it was really fucking lame, she then pauses mid laugh as he says tits, as he double takes she smugly grins and hops up real close to the boy.
Hmmm, What was that? What did I just hear you saaaaay? Did the Nintenbaby just compliment meee? I thought you were loyal to your horribly out of touch cooompany~

>>5932778
E-Eh? What? Uh...Well I'm a console, so Video games obviously...
>The console is at a bit of a loss...normally this thing just happens.
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>>5932781
>The man's ejaculation seems to last for at least 60 seconds, constant thick ropes of his creamy jism pumped into the cock hungry monarch. His head leans back against the cold metal contraption that was behind him, his eyes rolling back in pleasure as he was brought to an orgasm in record time. His body seemed to be much more sensitive than his old one, her eager riding being more than enough to make him blow his load inside of her. He grits his teeth as his post cum sensitive member slides out of her stuffed cunt, his voluminous load packing her full of his gooey love. He huffs in exertion as he looks at sultry body of the princess. Her lips were already flush and wet from his earlier cunnlinugus, but with the aid of her eager riding and his load it was veritable bog of lewd juices. He licks his lips, almost as if he could taste her body from his position. He idly plays with the load that she shot onto his chest, picking up a few stray drops and coating his fingers with them. He brings the tip to his mouth and finds it tastes just as good as the rest of her body. He looks over to her as she drips into the vials, his interest piqued.

"What are you going to do with those? I don't think my cum is that interesting to keep for later..."
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>>5932726
Rance you magnificent bastard!

>She looked around the room in amazement. Overjoyed with the sights and immaculate trimmings of the furnishings, she simply had to piroutte on her toes in order to take it all in.

Marvelous!

>>5932879
What's the next step in your master plan?
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>>5932918
I'll buy whatever you Sony shills want if you shake them for me
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>>5932752
>The strapped man muffles out in moans of a strange mix of fear, surprise, and arousal as he's beset with a hug by the buxom monster. His face was nudged firmly between those massive breasts, they were about the size of his head, maybe bigger, and fully engulfed his face in an odd yet comfortable nuzzle. They weren't scarred, or blemished, or even bloodstained, just big, pristine, shapely breasts.....how odd.
>He calmed himself for nearly a second, breathing out in relief and snug in her cleavage. Only to find he was having trouble breathing in her grip, suffocating in her broad cleavage. The hugged prisoner panics a bit, shaking his head about in her chest to gasp for air as he opened his mouth wide to breath, hoping the nurse would catch onto any kind of hint.
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>>5932935
Hi Owain
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>Two Jinxes here.
>Get here to late to play with some Jinx booty

Just my luck.
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>>5932825
>He grabs her head again and grips her hair, holding her in place as she slathers his cock with her saliva
That's a good slut, be sure to dig under the foreskin, I want my cock to be nice and clean before I slam it straight into you!
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>>5932775
>Calculating eyes follow her trailing finger as it traces around the very edge of her cup, and he tilts his head pensively as she abdicates all responsibility for their activities this evening, leaving everything in his assumedly capable hands. The corners of his mouth rise as his grin widens, taking on a near predatory element.
Well, sweetie, the first stop is going to be the movies - assuming being on the silver screen hasn't entirely ruined the experience for you?
>He lifts himself out of his chair and pulls his jacket off the back of it, stepping around the table to make a grab for her hand, ready to tug her possessively to his side.
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>>5932935
type less
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>>5932950
>to late
Hi Lupin
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>>5932903
(Not Luffy, sorry m8)

>>5932912
(Glad to hear it.)
>Watching from afar at the volatile women's rampage, Neo seems a touch bemused and more than a bit aroused.
>The tiny ice cream gremlin hops to her feet, teeth curled in a smile almost as razor sharp as Jinx's as she approaches.
>Though she can't speak, a silent wave is offered, her eyes flashing a brilliant shade of pink all the while.
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>>5932888
I wasn't saying you were a kid! It's just.. different on you.
>He stumbles over his words, not sure how to phrase his thoughts
Though with all the bunnies and the bubblegum.. I'm not saying it's very adult, you know?
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>>5932845
Well, yeah. Its not gay if the balls dont touch, right? Something along those lines.
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>>5932751

Salutations!
....
Do I know you?

>>5932819

Oi! D-Don't you go around waving that thing around! I-In fact, drop it! At once! NOW!
>Rance was... Worried. Really worried. For the first time in ages, he was panicking because his word, the Demonic Sword Chaos, slowly corrupted whoever used it... With the exception of Rance, of course!
>Nepeta was probably getting all sorts of nasty, murderous thoughts thanks to the sword's curse.
Hey listen to me! Gimme the sword and I'll give you something tasty... T-That isn't my cock for once.

>>5932940

Is it? Kukukukuh~ I'm glad you think so! After all, to make a moment memorable two things are needed: A fancy room with all the commodities required and a couple of participants~
>Rance casually reached for the straps holding his armor together, dropping his protection on the floor beneath, revealing his green clothes underneath.
So, Rinoa, shall we begin~?

>>5932879

This is some GoT stuff!
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>>5932954
>Asking an avatar to clean out your smeg
Ewwwwwww.
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>>5932748
>The Pixie crosses her arms and laughs, amused by the hunter thinking that she has to be nice.
Well duuuh? No rules dumbass, I'm not gonna stick to a crummy honor system just cause you humans do. I'm a Fairy, I do what I waaaant!
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>>5932918
W-what?!
>He stuffered, his face even more red before he turned his head away from her, averting her evil, evil gaze.
Hell no! I-I-I would never compliment such a shitty, pretty, awful console!
>It took him a second to realize that he did it agin, only making him more furstrated with her and himself as he grunted in anger, going back to playing his 3DS as he desperately tried to ignore her, even if it wasn't working.
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>>5932888
>He looks down on DVa's signature and gives a slight frown
Oh no DVa, you spelled something wrong!
Good thing this sharpie is washable!
>Shoves his cock into her mouth
Wipe it off so you can try again okay?
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>>5932915
[bark]

>>5932950
Commiserate with me.
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>>5932908
no u

>>5932997
of course you'd know about that you degenerate japslavniggerjew holy shit fucking end it ecksdee
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>>5932553
This time? I'm going to give you some oral lessons.
>He lifts himself up away from her haunches just enough to turn her over, legs bound tight by the bola around her ankles. His lips peel back into a sneer as he looks down at her, and shuffles up until his knees rest by her head.
Sounds better than having your ass pummeled raw, doesn't it, kitty-cat? Let's hear a 'thank you', without any puns now, shall we?
>His bulge strains against pressed trousers as he looms over her, the meat hidden within twitching in anticipation as he stares down at her.

>>5932609
Have you now? I'm sure, if this was just reform, that would be enough. Consider my position, though.
>He dips in, and spits on her cock again, letting his breath flow around the head as wet 'schlicks' ring out from his stroking. His other hand pulses in a slow rhythm around her base, making the head follow suit, almost as if her need to cum has come alive and breathes through her peripheral.
I'm still miffed about all those liberties you took with my card. If I'm not extra-sure that I'm teaching you right from wrong, how will I know you won't steal from me again?
>A chuckle, and he brings his lips to hover near her glans. He looks at her breasts from below, watching her nipples poke out against her shirt as she strains against the rope.
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>>5933021
Hi Alpha
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>>5932998
No sir. Who are you and why are you here comrade?
>>5933013
I like your outfit
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>>5932825
>grabbing onto her feet he thrusts between her calves, quickly realizing that the current mixture of being able to feel her soft legs covered by silky nylon with all of his dick as well as being able to enjoy the view could very well make this the second best area he fucked, barely getting beaten by her tight cunt
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>>5932825
Mmmmfgh~!
>He's instantly smothered by her flesh and scent. He muffles out his protest but that only brings sweet vibrations as he tries to move his mouth while its tightly pinned down by her soft lips. He can't do anything like this, he can barely even breathe. He's forced to open his mouth and devour every bit of her sweet dripping nectar, his tongue hangs out as he pants for air, burying itself inside her sticky depths as it helplessly waggles.
N-nommhgh.....
>You can see his legs squirm around, unable to handle the clear teasing pleasure your slow movements bring to his already aching girth. Her tiny tight circling hands are an excellent replacement for an orifice, he compliments her on her skills with his leaking seed, dirtying her fingers
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>>5932901
(I know basically nothing about FF8 so yeah. You could say this was my plan all along. And it was a plan that worked. As for what i'll do with Squall now? I'll try to rp with him but it's not going to be anything i'll push for over any of my other characters. )

>>5932940
(Nothing. The plan is complete. I got you rping. )

>>5932998
(It is and it all worked thanks to a 1 in 36 chance of winning a hunger games. )
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>>5932918
>didn't quite understand her position before, first assuming she was some kind of mascot then hazarding a guess that she was experienced with this. But now he truly understands what he's working with here.
--Pfft. Hahahahahaha!
>He breaks out into a fit of uproarious laughter, holding his gut while backing away from her. It takes a moment before he can stop and wipe the tears from his eyes; not to mention waiting for his red face to return to normal.
Ha--you're a lot cuter than I thought after all, PS4. What an adorable console.
>He pats her head again.
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>gone from thread due to wageslavery.life stuff
>everybpdy is ERPing
>arrive in thread
>thread's either dead or Paul or someone else is stirring up shit and no one is ERPing.

Why me?
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HEEEYYYYY BOYYS~

i'M PICKING UUP FILTHY FRANK DDRESSD AS PRINCS BUBBLES BECAUSE I NEED 70 AVAS BY TOMMOROW SO WHO WANTS TO TYPEFUCK ME ~~~~~~~~~~
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>>5933005
>the anon sighed, thinking he could just get to the loot and oddly-sexy-late-game-enemy phase of it all, yet here he was, getting schooled by a Pixie
Forget the honor system, why would you even scream into anyone's ear?! What else do you do, punch demons in the balls?
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>>5932956
>Hana smiles, saccharine. She wanted to see if the man could plan out a good date, as good as her idea of one at least. There was a slight, odd twinge to his smile, and Hana's sharp eyes picked it out instantly. The girl elects to ignore it, shoulders bunching a bit in surprise at another pet name.
Being in Hero of My Storm made me appreciate the movies more, I think...
>She laughs, a bit surprised but not angry just yet that he pulls her out of her chair.
Did you pick a movie out already? I wonder what you think I'd like...
>>5933008
Heuk!
>Hana squeals as his cock pushes into her soft, wet mouth.
Mmph!
>The girl immediately presses her tongue to the floor of her mouth, not wanting to taste his flesh. The bitter ink's flavor accosted her tastebuds, making her nose wrinkle. Gloved hands plant against his thighs, moving to push him away.
>>5932992
>Smiling as the Anon grew flustered, Hana nods her head to relieve him of his nervousness.
I guess so... I like cute things, is all. But I can dress mature if I want to!
>The pilot insists, crossing her arms under her chest.
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>>5933127
kys
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>>5932867
"Hah..." The high of her culmination stabilized. Twilight hovered each of the vials to the front of her muzzle and inspected them, giving them an experimental swirl to examine the consistency - thick. The process of acquiring his sample, however, was messy, resulting in all three tubes to have streams of white pouring down the shafts. The alicorn capped them all with the corks and floated them over to her sheltered companion.

"Clean these up and store 'em in the freezer, Spike." She wiggled each tube in front of his snout, waiting for him to grasp them from her magic.

>>5932935
"For analysis, obviously! I need to know everything about you," she plopped her creampied cunt between his thighs, but with the insane mess he produced, the semen still managed to glue their bodies together as she spoke. "You don't seem to last very long, do you? But you were very eager. And -very- skilled, as you can tell." Her eyes fold down to the spent cock limp against his stomach before returning to his. "And you're still erect. Interesting. I wonder how many rounds you go before you stop producing semen. Unfortunately for you, there are other tests to be made, most of which do not include fucking me." Twilight tapped his side and stood up to tower over his body, then quirked an eyebrow as he snacked on her seed.

"Like the taste?" She asked, her voice casual and free from any maniacal tendencies. "Scrumptious, isn't it? So full of love."
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>>5933131
LD stop
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>>5932998
Fiiiiine.

*The girl kicked off her boots, conscious of where they had been. It'd be a shame to track dirt and mud over the sheets. She then tucked her bare feet under her rump and sat up on the edge of the bed.

Come here. I want to do the rest.

>She waved him over with hands outstretched, sitting rigidly in anticipation

>>5933060
All you had to do was ask, tilde
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>>5933131
Pretty accurate, but go and die anyways.
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>>5933163
(I mean I could of but where is the fun in that? )
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>>5933131

At this point I'll typefuck anybody.

I haven't had a session in over two months since everyone is fucking shitposting every time I come here.
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>>5933160
>>5933166
I WAS ONLY BEING IRONIC HAHAHA GYSUSY STOP BEING MEAN THIS IS AN RP THRED NOT A SHITPOST THRRED GOD
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>>5932866
Nevfur!
>>5932998
>:33 < *ac continued to swing the dark blade around immaturely, occasionally striking the trunk of the tr33, leaving a sizzling cut upon impact.*
W-Wow! This thing is so cool, nya! Maybe I should've chosen bladekind for my specibi...
>:33 < *ac's brain started to f33l fuzzy, and her eyelids drooped down lazily, her arm slackening, letting the sword fall to the ground and pierce into the dirt.*
N-Nya... M-My head hurts.
>:33 < *ac slowly slid off the branch and fell alongside the sword, her body then sprawled out in an uncomfortable-looking position.*
>Other than that, she merely seemed to be asleep.
>>5933022
O-Oral?
>:33 < *ac let out a stifled cry as the man sidled up to her head, and couldn't help but stare at the tent forming in his nethers.*
Th-Thank... Mew...
>:33 < *ac realized her mistake once it was already too late, and she began to squirm and buck her hips to try and break fr33 from the man's grasp, which only made her look more enticing.*
Purrlease don't hurt me, n-nya!
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>>5933131
Holy shit, no one's "stealing" your fucking avas. They're not yours. If you really want to ava as someone, fucking ava as them and don't be bothered by others. Move on, you disgusting chode.
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>>5933021
I mean, its common knowledge here.
You're getting pretty creative with your insults. Where'd you learn em?
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>>5933038
no u

>>5933131
that's really gay desu kys
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>>5933204
>LD of all people saying "this isn't a shitpost thread"
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(Damn it, I have to go. I'm really sorry, anons.)
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>>5933218
Hi Alpha
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>>5933137
>He grabs her small hands and pulls them up
No, no , like this!
>He thrusts himself back and forth in and out of her mouth, grinding his cock against her tongue as it scrubbed the ink off it.
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>>5932946
>She does take good care of her chest.
>The faint scent of peaches and copper can be made out inside the chasm of her breasts, the softness brushing deep into his brow.
>She realizes what his gestures are, however, and hurriedly pulls herself off of him, making panicked movements at him to ask as to how he is.
>Though she has no eyes, she doesn't look far off from tearing up, not wanting to hurt her 'patient' in her attempt to show graciousness.
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>>5933230
(It's alright, see you around!)
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>>5933216
it ain't an ez business partner i just look at your face and i orgasm memes like
"O- Oh FUCK yes! Fucking meme me up, senpai~!!!"

>>5933232
no u
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>>5933230
I hope you realize that when you get back im gonna rape you twice as hard
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>>5933206
>slaps you across the face and then swipes the blade from the cat quickly
Now to return it to owner
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>>5933060
A lot of luck for a hired lion.
>>
I'm tempted to start paying people to typefuck.

What would be a reasonable fee? I'd say around $5/session is pretty good.
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>>5933255
Hi Alpha
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>>5933230
(;-;)
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>>5933206
>He catches the squirming with his knees, locking her head between his thighs as he reaches down to undo his trousers. A reach back presses his other hand between her breasts, fingers curling in to grope one as she shifts left and right. The new position brings the lump in his groin down to rub on her chin as she frets about, and he groans.
Oh, too bad. Now I'll really have to make sure we make this lesson stick, won't I?
>The zipper comes down, and the button unlatches under his fingers. His cock flops out, no underwear there to constrain him, the skin pulling back from his ruby head as it swells further in air. Half-hard, it slumps against her cheek like a thick, meaty sausage, ripe from the day spent inside its prison.
I'll explain. You'll be trying to speak around my cock, just normally, the things I coach you to. After a few phrases, I'll pull out, and you'll repeat them again, without any puns. For each pun, I'll go all the way down, and stuff your throat for five seconds. Understood, pretty-kitty?
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>>5933283
Hi Mootykins
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>>5932942
Wait, Seriously?
>The PS4 instantly opens up her coat, her loose tank-top being the only thing separating the anon from her breasts...and well, she starts gyrating her torso, letting her tits gently sway back and forth...I'd say it's rather soothing.
There! now will you buy a PS4? C'mon, pretty please?

>>5933006
>She darts her head onto his shoulder and lets out a laugh as she see's him playing Animal crossing
Animal crossing? What are you twelve? And I heard that...You think I'm pretty, don'tcha? Doooon'tcha? You slipped up twice now, I see the smoothness of a nintenbaby is ever present, as manchildish as eeevveer~
>She lets out a hearty OOOHOHOHOHO~ she even does the hand thing...kinda like Karin from Street Fighter
C'mon, just admit itttt!

>>5933022
O-Oh come on...I-I want do it again! I promise! I-I promise!
>Feeling the breath upon her member she jolts upwards, pressing her member against the mans lips before shivering thanks to the contact. she lets out a sharp gasp and thrusts her hips upwards again, yearning to feel the sensation of the mans lips once again.

>>5933120
E-Eh? Wait what? D-Do you wanna play vidya instead of this? I-I mean I can oblige!
>She pops an HDMI cable out of her wrist.
I-I think I have the Xenoverse 2 Beta...If that's even still active...
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>>5933157
'Day eighteen in the bunker. Food by now is scarce. Of the three cases of rations left by mission command, only three servings remain. I wish I could say these were by my own doing, but an infestation of vermin chewed through the vast majority before I had a chance to touch them. At least I may find away to hunt the bastards and use them as a replacement meal. But I'm finding myself too weak to chase them.

I wonder when this horrible war will end sometimes. I dreamt about what things were like before, when the air was clean and children laughed, and no one had to be subjected to this evil. I just pray these notes make their way home to my Elvira one day. Maybe she'll be able to make sense of-'

"Oh, for the love of-" Spike threw his protective coat off of him, snatching the vials from her grasp before any of them dared to get closer to his snout. "This isn't what I signed up for, Sparkle." This is why he wore gloves. He was thinking ahead. He just had to- A single drop of the liquid from the vile vial dripped down the glove and onto his arm. Never before had Spike wanted to amputate his own limb.

Elvira would never love him now.
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>>5933157
>The undead man picked up each glob of semen clinging to his abs with care, pulling them to his mouth. His tongue pushes past his lips to lap up the salty and slightly sweet mare-cum, a shiver of delight flowing through his body. He only stops after he's cleaned up all of the large drops her possibly could, now only a sheen of her ejaculation remaining clinging to his body. His eyes were glued to her bodies, the fact of more tests that didn't involve him draining his balls inside of her causing him to pout. He perks up slightly, still liking the feeling of being alive (more or less).
"Well Its pretty hard to last when you have a beautiful princess trying her hardest to grind your pelvis to dust. I'm pretty sure if I can I'll be aching in the morning from that." He said with a playful chuckle. "Mmm...I'd say it tastes about as good as you look, which is absolutely divine. I don't know which one I like more, the taste of your cunny or the taste of your seed. Hmm...I'll figure it out soon I think."
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>>5933163

Of course.
>Rance approached Rinoa and happily sat besides her, his hand reaching for the leather belt holding hiss pant together, taking it off but retaining his green pants for the time being.
>Running a hand through her black hair, he smiled as he gave her form a look filled with determination... And lust.
Beautiful~ I bet you'll be a better fuck than Tifa~!

>>5933206

>Rance quickly caught the weapon with a hand and immediately climbed his way towards the sleeping catgirl, sitting besides her as she catnapped.
>He made a mental note to tie and secure his weapon better. That was a dangerous thing.
Hey are you OK? Geez, don't scare me like that you doofus!
Hmph... That was awfully close though.

>>5933045

Trying to get my weapon. I got it back.

>>5933060

You and Carnage are the best wingmen.
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>>5933273
I'll take my payment in TF2 hats
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>>5933289
You scared them off, thirstlord
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>>5933273
Do you wanna typefuck anon?
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>>5933310
(I'm not Parsee tho)
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>>5933305
Want to spar and know each other better? I think I can beat you
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>>5933132
Ohh man, I bet your gear sucks tooo! Ohhh, please tell me your armor is weak to wind, that'd be greeeat!
>The Pixie lays down in the air, holding her head up with her hands, and kicks her legs around in the air.
You do know a lot of monsters in this dungeon use wind, right? One Zan and I could totally kick your ass.
>The Pixie looks at the anon as he says "Punch demons in the balls", she gives him a kind of "Well yeah duh" look, like why wouldn't she do that?
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>>5933273
So it would be a similar arrangement to the one I have with your mother.
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>>5933332
Savage
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>>5933137
I'd like to see that! I mean.. it'd be really nice to see, I mean I'm sure you can do it and I'm just curious, that's all..
>Her smile doesn't seem to be helping much. His cheeks are bright red and he's awkwardly fidgeting with his hands. And it's really hard to tell if he's being perverted or genuinely interested in seeing the idol dress up
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>>5933137
Glad to hear it.
>The idol's cloyingly sweet smile is not wasted on the man. He returns it easily and wraps an arm around her back. His left hand easily envelops hers, and their digits both rest against her side as the pair walks out in a one-armed hug. He seems to be trying to make it as obvious as possible that the two of them are walking together, playing a game of matching his steps exactly to hers, left leg and then the right, an even pace as he strolls the street, guiding her by her shoulders.
As for what i've chosen, well, i'll be keeping that a secret for now. You wanted me to make the decisions after all. Do you like surprises, yeodongsaeng?
>As they walk, it soon becomes obvious that he is taking his time to revel in the curious looks of passers by, and not making a beeline for any of the better-known theaters.
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>>5933348
OH OH MY GOD MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
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>>5933332

Fucking ayy.
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>>5933298
Oh, what a naughty little piece of hardware you are. All whiny and begging for a chance to get off. This is why it's so cathartic for me.
>His thumb presses up in line with her dick, and curves her shaft in a cruel line toward her belly. As it strains down, he spits against the bottom once more, before wiping his mouth on his palm and bringing it down to swirl in a rapid circle around her head. He slides up, until his groin meets hers, the bulge in his pants pulsing in deep under her new attachment.
Do you really want my mouth that badly? That's cute of you, but you wouldn't last a moment, and I don't feel like swallowing your cum after all you've done.
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>>5933332
Poor Parsnip....
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>>5933298
N-no....
>He said, his attitude changing completely, the bully now being the bullied. He tried to keep placing his game, but couldn't keep his mind in focus enough to do anything but run around the map. An angry frown on his face and a red streak across his cheeks, he took a deep breath as he saved his game turned off his 3DS and placed it to the side.
Okay fine.... You're... "kinda" cute I guess...
>He didn't want to admit it, but he was getting really tired of her teasing, his arms crossed as he scrunched up his face.
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>>5933298
That's enough about me. What do YOU want to do?
>Ignoring the fact that he's completely nude, he takes a seat and leans back with his legs spread. Damn, sitting like this was comfort like hell.
You're a hard working system, surely you have some wants and needs too, right?
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>>5933127
welcome to the gang
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>>5933332
I MISS THE OLD FRONK
STRAIGHT FROM THE GO FRONK
CHOP UP THE PAUL FRONK
SET UP HIS POSTS FRONK
I HATE THE NEW FRONK
THE BAD MOOD FRONK
THE ALWAYS RUDE FRONK
SPAZ IN THE THREAD FRONK
I MISS THE SWEET FRONK
TYPE UP THE FUCKS FRONK
I'D SAY, AT THE TIME I'D LIKE TO PM FRONK
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>>5933249
>The tied down man gasps with all his breath the moment he was freed from the tomb of her soft flesh. He takes deep breaths to try not and pass out from the hunger and thirst he still feeling from being stranded out here. He eventually comes to and sees the nurse act in a, concerned way, like she actually wants to help him. Unsure what to expect of anything around here, but he's desperate and needs help, so he decides to give her a little test before asking for anything big.
You.....got anything for me to drink maybe, wash down the pumpkin nurse?
>He tries to give her a calm, distressed look to that featureless face, although in his nature he just stares down at her impressive bosom as it bounced to her panicked motions.
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>>5933127

Is that you, me?
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>>5933255
So, you get off to memes? I kinda figured since a large majority of your vocabulary involved it.

What are some of your favorite key words?
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>>5933433
redpill me on you
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>>5933433
Nigger cock-olate
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>>5933408
(I-I wasn't even trying to be rude, Parsee himself made the joke)
(PM me if you like)
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>>5933433
I'm not a cuck
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>>5933344
Really now, just one? I'd love to see you try!
>he tries to give off a non-hesitant vibe, hoping she wouldn't realize he had no idea how could armor be weak to wind
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>>5933305
Ohh... I know

>She rolled her eyes smirking while he stroked through her silky black locks. It was difficult to commit for one reason or another, some nagging unseen sense held her back completely from what the two had planned for.

Just make sure you tell her that.
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>>5933265
Nyaa, I already dropped it! Evfurrything's okay now.
>>5933295
>:33 < *ac's lip began to tremble, the sensation of being violated both physically and to a degr33, mentally was proving to be quite taxing on her. And they weren't even started.*
>:33 < *ac's petite bosom was groped, eliciting a muffled moan from her diaphragm as her assaulter let his mast come into view, the sight making a single, gr33n tear roll down her face.*
W-Why are you doing this to me?
>>5933305
>:33 < *ac's heavy eyelids fluttered open as she adjusted herself on the ground, the back of her olive-gr33n trenchcoat draped over her head obscuring her vision fur a few moments.*
>:33 < *ac corrected her position and was now sitting upright, rubbing her temple in obvious pain.*
W-What... Did that thing DO to me?!
>:33 < *ac's mood changed drastically, the demonic blade's grip in her hands having quite the effect on her already wobbly mental stability despite the fact she only held the thing fur a few seconds!*
>:33 < *ac regained her composure and leaped forward with her claws unsheathed, tackling into Rance's midsection in an effort to try and pummel him into the grass!*
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>>5933452

I'm not Mecha, sadly.

>>5933455

No.

>>5933463

Wow fuck you.
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>>5933247
>Hana balls her small hands into fists, desperately trying to yank her head back.
Nmh!
>She squeals, her moist, wet tongue forced to rub hard against his pulsing cock.
>>5933353
Aigoo, poor Anon... I didn't realize how flustered you were!
>The idol teases, standing on her tiptoes to pinch one of his flushed cheeks affectionately.
Did you have something in mind? I can find one of Ziegler's silly pencil skirt-blazer combos.
>>5933356
>The man's proximity causes the gamer to become acutely aware of his scent: chocolate-y with an undertone of cologne. She'd be lying to herself if she claimed she didn't like it. Still, the way he almost wrapped her up in his arms was a bit startling to Hana, and she could feel the heat creeping from under her neckguard. She wouldn't dare let it show.
Yeodongsaeng, huh? I thought we were on a date, /oppa/.
>She teases dryly, a grin curling the corners of her mouth. Her eyes spot every theater they walk past, causing her eyebrows to furrow.
But.. We just passed all of the theaters. Yah, what are you trying to do?
>Was the Anon trying to show her off? She shivers without even realizing it, but she wasn't cold. Their shared body heat assured that.
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>>5933478
thats ok.
you're you and you're great.
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>>5933433

Y-you wouldn't happen to want to typefuck, would you?
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>>5933433
If you wanted to play you can just put up a card you know, most people probably think you're lurking.
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>>5933475
Alright. So how are you tonight my feline comrade?
>pets your head
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>>5933452
Redpill me on this shitty meme
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>>5933300
A soft, elongated titter poured out the alicorn's lips as she stared down at her subject, or in this case, her victim. After a single blink, the deep purple eyes flash into a luminescent green, and the lavender coat adoring her body bleeds into a black, smooth exterior. Fangs protrude from her lips, her wings strip down to thin, insectoid wings, and each her limbs decay with lifeless holes. Ridden of her disguise, the former Queen of Changeling emerges and straps the zombie down with her conjured restraints.

"I'm glad you had your fun, but I only did this to perform my little experiment." Her eyes land on the offspring disguised as the dragon, beckoning over. "Come, come, my darling. It's time to see if you can feed on the undead. Do it just like Mommy told you." She patted the man's stomach, offering it to them as a seat.
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>>5933475
Two puns.
>A conversational tone brushes her question aside as he stiffens along her face, the foreskin peeled away from his cock's head once it reaches her forehead. It starts to twitch along her face, hot and somewhat slick from sweat, and the precum starting to drizzle out onto her skin. He gives her tit a squeeze before he slides back, muscular rear pressing at the tops of each, with the head of his cock covering her lips.
Open wide, little kitty. The moment I feel teeth, I forget about this lesson, and I won't be slapping your ass.
>He widens his eyes, lips flat in a scowl.
Understand?
>Wrapping his fist around the base of his dick, he lifts it a little, and then smacks her lips with heavy, meaty sounds before rubbing the smooth crown along them.
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>>5933442
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>5933478
I want to facefuck you
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>>5933554
>whispers sexually
kys...~
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>>5933537
>disguised sex
This makes me paranoid.
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>>5933554
Hi Alpha
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>>5933498
There we go...
>He pulls his cock out of her mouth, dripping in her saliva as the ink stains have been completely removed
All done!
Now please sign it again DVa!
>He says as he lays the sticky cock kn her face
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>>5933533
people asking (usually Mecha) to explain random people/events/phrases/other shit to them
idk how it started
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>>5933537
>The man feels a shiver run down his spine, the usual warmth he felt from the princess disappearing as quickly as it came, an emerald glow illuminating the room as she dropped her disguise. He shielded his eyes when it become too bright until he gaped at the new transformed woman in front of him. The zombie tries to bolt but finds himself immediately strapped down in magical restraints, these ones seeming to be even more powerful than the ones before.
"F-Feed? Let me go! You can't get anything good out of me!"
>He pleaded as he struggled against his bonds, barely moving under the overwhelming power of the changeling. He looks down at the small changeling on his chest, dawing at how cute it looked before his face tightens in fear.
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>>5933475

Chaos is a cursed blade that tends to corrupt those with a simple mind, sooooooooaaaaahhh!
>Rance was too busy trying to explain the effects of Chaos when he was suddenly tackled by the catgirl once more, falling on the grass below and with Nepeta on top of him again.
>Smiling, he chuckled and looked at the claws, raising a single eyebrow as he remained static and silent for the time being, trying not to rouse her anger or craziness.
Idiot. Next time obey what I say, alright? Otherwise you'll end injured.

>>5933472

I will!
>Without a warning, Rance planted a kiss on her lips at the same time he reached for one of her round breasts giving it a grope as he shifted his weight against her form, his other hand carefully working its way to undress her!
>After all, they weren't going to need clothes for what they wanted to do.
Hmmhwha~!

>>5933340

Well, there's a problem: You're not a woman!
... I like women. Therefore, I don't think I like you... Unless you help me get a woman!
>Like Carnage! One of the few males that Rance tolerated because he acted as his wingman.
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>>5933592
From Sweeden?
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>>5933537
>>5933616
Alas, what is good can never last. The dragon was engulfed in a wave of magic, revealing its true form: a changeling drone. Which, if you're being honest, is far superior to a little dragon. Especially when it was one as gifted as he was. The characters he played, oh, he was just -made- for the theater.

Buzzing up to his Queen, the drone sat on the man's stomach, opening his mouth, ready to- Oh, this was just a tad awkward. Another attempt: nope. "M-My Queen," the dramatic little changeling began, giving it another go just for consistency's sake, "I don't think I'm doing it right."
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>>5933537
>>5933576
Any ava could be Chrysalis at any time.
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>>5933619
So you are my near opposite I guess. I assume you seek women to fuck them too right. If so then we are on opposite sides
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>>5933537
(I want to RP as Thorax and Chrysalis punishes be for betraying the hive.)
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>>5933379
C-Come on! Fo-Forgive and forget! pleease!
>She lets out a grunt as he painfully bends her hard as diamonds cock to her belly...then she jolts up as she feels the quick wet sensation run across her head...she lets out a sigh before she feels his groin meet hers...at this point she's panting like a dog, I think she's a little out of it, y'know, getting driven mad does that i guess.

>>5933391
Kinda?
>She wraps an arm around the boys shoulder, an even wider grin spreading across her face as she inches her head closer to his...she even gives him a playful little kiss on the cheek
C'mon...I know what you wanna saaay! you wanna say I'm better then that old-hag Wii-U, riiight? cause I so am!

>>5933404
>The Console shrugs...she never really thought about what SHE wants to do...
Uhhh...I-I guess just kinda relax? maybe play some video games? much on Rice Krispys?
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>>5933498
>Utterly unabashed by her teasing, the man smirks as she tries to undermine him with the nickname she trots out for her older male fans. It might have worked if he hadn't looked it out specifically for her, but as it is the implied intimacy of their exchange causes his stomach to soar. He fights down the butterflies, only the merest glimmer of his excitement becoming evident on his face.
>He shakes his head and pretends innocence, shoulder length dark brown hair shaking in the dim winter evening light.
Is there a reason what we call each other would make this any less a date?
>His warm left hand still over hers, there is a rubbing at her hip, some of the care and attention from their previous meeting showing through as his thumb presses through her clothing to caress her side.
And we haven't passed them all. You see, I hoped you might give me free reign, and so I took the liberty of preparing something special.
>The building they stop in front of looks rather run down - garish neon signs depicting the silhouettes of lewdly twisting female bodies - dancers, maybe?
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>>5933505

T-Thanks, y-you too.

>>5933518

Mayhaps.

>>5933520

i usually post my card whenever someone is all "POST CARDS" otherwise I either post a random ava or try to finish a session I already had planned, like that one faggot with the sharkteeth and bootleg Tifa.

>>5933558

B-But that's lewd.
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>>5933498
>He shrinks back timidly but doesn't try to get her fingers off his cheek. It's beyond embarrassing, but somehow he's still looking quite happy. There's an unmistakable little smile on his face, like he's not sure if he should hide it or not
Ehe.. That sounds pretty good! I mean that sort of thing would normally be quite plain, but I bet you could really make it work!
..Plus it'd be interesting to see you in something like pantyhose, you know?
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>>5933466
Ohhh...Do you not even know how to check the armors weaknesses? Jeez, you really are a newbie...
>The Pixie shakes her head and starts to float off...I don't think she wanted to deal with such a flaming casual.
Oh screw thiis! go leeeaarn! why did you even think going in here was a good idea?
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>>5933531
Tired, mostly. But no time fur sl33p! Only time fur fun!
>>5933543
>:33 < *ac nodded solemnly at the Anon's commands, tensing up tightly as she was able to taste his salty precum when he pressed his tip against her lips, giving her an impromptu lipstick of sorts.*
>:33 < *ac closed her eyes shut and tentatively opened her mouth, sticking her tongue out slightly while she was at it, as she n33ded all the oral support she could get for these next few moments in time. Her two, pointedly sharp kitty-t33th menacingly stuck out of her top gums, but they were rather far apart, away from danger of impaling the man's shaft.*
>>5933619
>:33 < *ac pressed her blue-tinted claws against the man's throat, his neck sitting snugly betw33n the gap of her thr33 blades located on the back of her palm.*
You call me... Simple minded..?
>:33 < *ac's anger was heightened as the demonic blade's corruption s33ped through her gr33n veins, and wiggled the pinning claws against the side of his neck to accentuate her distaste for his comments.*
How do I get rid of this, this... Stuff inside me?! I don't want to become a monster!
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>>5933687
I suppose I could. Tell you what, if you manage to blow in the next five seconds, I won't stop you. It'll get all over your tits and face, and you'll have to clean it up after, but you'll cum, right?
>His hand squeezes tighter around the bottom of her cock, and he begins to swirl under her head with as much speed as he can muster. He grunts with the rotations, and spills out some drool to further lubricate her swollen, stiff swivel-stick.
Five...
>The pressure localizes further, rolling in a tight pattern to tease right under her tip and above her foreskin.
Four...
>He slides the skin further back, increasing the bend along her dick as her peripheral swells.
Three...two...one...
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>>5933619
>Instantly caught by surprise, her eyes widened, her mouth opened to protest but instead all that came forth was a frightened squeak. Rinoa didn't protest, instead struggling to overcome her lack of readiness by finding his rhythm in kisses and keeping up.

>What a dork
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>>5933687
>He was taken by surprise by her smooch, a wide range of emotions flooding his mind.
You'll never be as good as the Wii U!
>He said with a stern voice, still a little grumpy with her.
But.... I guess you're not THAT bad....
You're better than the Xbone, at least.
>He said with a faint smile on his face, his true feelings beginning to open up in front of her.
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>>5933703
i want to lewd hotaru inside of her candy shop
and not pay
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>>5933728
(Hey, another anon here, random question...I have a friend who waifus Miyabi pretty hard and I don't play avas...would you mind terribly if I sent him your way on Discord sometime?)
(Also, Pixie a cute, I want her to grind her whole body on my cock like a stripper pole)
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>>5933616
>>5933646
Her lips flattened. Chrysalis rested her hands on her little one's thighs and sent a piercing, cold look down at the reanimated and useless creature below them. Just to have some more assurance, the mother changeling pried her maw open and tried it for herself. Nothing. Not even a faint taste of love from his plastic emotions. She snapped her mouth shut and growled. "What a waste of time and energy," she gritted, "I'm afraid we can't rebuild my army on the dead, dearie. We'll have to resort to our natural ways, begrudgingly. It would have so much easier to rebuild like this."

Chrysalis ignored whatever screaming was coming from the zombie below. It seemed her thoughts were to occupied on what else she could resort to, though soon, the clamoring pleads pierce through her thoughts, and she ends him by severing the remaining stitches on his neck without a second thought.

"We're leaving. There's a town nearby we can hide in for now."
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>>5933731
So what do you want to do for fun?
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>>5933782
You could hide in my bedroom.
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>>5933782
With a resigned sigh, the drone followed his queen.

Well, maybe just one detour.

Notebook and sketch in hoof, the drone quickly fluttered after her, ready for the next role he was destined to play.
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>>5933731
>Now that her mouth is wide open, he rolls his hips forward, grazing the roof of her mouth before he lifts at the knees. Another push shoves her tongue down under his bulging underside, as the tip works in toward her throat. He brings his hands down to curl into her hair, holding her head in place as he begins to pump his hips, working along the rough surface of her tongue with a sharp gasp. She remains slick enough for his throbbing meat to glide over, but the sensation rattles him a little.
>That only lasts a moment, and he begins to grind in a gyration as the head nears her throat, most of his cock lurching outside of her lips as he violates her mouth. His fingers stroke through her hair, forcing the snarls he encounters, if any, free, before he wraps the strands around his knuckles. The kitty's locks become his handholds as he tugs her head up a little.
Let me in, let me in...
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>>5933687
>It's a lucky break for the console, because he happens to have bought some Rice Krispys. What a concidence.
I have some Krispys in my mini-fridge. Help yourself while we play some games.
>His thumb points towards the fridge in question.
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>>5933782
(Since I'm dead again I think that's the end of the session. Great as always Trixie, have a good one.)
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>>5933554
Huh. Figured it would be something along those lines.

Do you enjoy individuals of those colors as well?
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>>5933782
(Any chance I can feed Trixie peanut butter crackers tonight while she talks about how great she is?)
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>>5933840
(Thanks for playing! You did wonderful too)
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>>5933748

>Rance suddenly stopped undressing her, instead focusing on his own clothes, removing each piece for the black-haired beauty. His shirt was the first thing to go, followed by his boots. Afterwards, he rolled to the side and quickly removed his pants, finally standing completely bare before Rinoa.
>His form was fit, strong and muscular. His member, already aroused, was larger than then average man and eager to experience her body. There were a couple of scars there and there too, a silent testament to his life as an adventurer.
Your turn~!
>

>>5933731

It's simple...
>Rance said without fear, as it wasn't the first time he was in a situation like that but was being careful not to get himself cut by her razor-sharp claws. Looking at Nepeta, a hand reached for her cheek and gave it a gentle, loving caress.
We wait it out. The corruption only becomes permanent after wielding Chaos for... What? Some days? Months? You'll be fine!
>Indeed, the curse would slowly fade away from Nepeta's soul and slowly returned her to her usual dumb self.

>>5933669

The opposite of me?
....
Are you into dudes?
>Rance took a step back, a hand holding his sword in case he tried to gay at him.
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>>5933875
(I want to suck that dick. D-Do you accept male anons?)
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>>5933857
(Another time. Sorry)
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>>5933575
>de-mods

>>5933577
no u

>>5933852
they're niggers. you're a nigger too, you just don't know it yet :^)v :^) :^)vv:^)
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>>5933892
>Rance took a step back, a hand holding his sword in case he tried to gay at him.
I don't think so champ
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>>5933875
NOT THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I meant that I am no where near as lustful as you. Also I like almost everyone if they aren't mean or a fascist
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>>5933901
Finally you give me what I want.
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DMG bait

https://youtu.be/It0VlM3AfiI
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>>5933901
Link your discord fag
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>>5933905
Am I banned for gay?
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>>5933895
(If you have, just a little more time left, can you do a post about how Trixie enjoys the pain it causes me to be rejected repeatedly for so long? The wait is a little easier to endure if I know Trixie is enjoying how difficult it is for me.)
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>>5933917
Post more Mayhem faggot
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>>5933940
Jesus anon, control yourself.
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>>5933941
No, you only get Waluigi memes

https://youtu.be/o25EqLXprl8
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>>5933953
That sounds much less fun than Trixie controlling me.
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>>5933940
>mfw anon goes full omega
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>>5933963
No fuck you make me cum
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>Owain has now RPed with trixie
>creepy peanut butter anon won't leave her alone
how long before Trixie goes on a "hiatus" like the rest?
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>>5933975
He only wants DMG and shitposting. Get some magician pics and fucc him.
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>>5933975
https://youtu.be/8SuZ20kAQ4E
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>>5933740
>I don't think she cared...she bucked her hips against his hand, trying her hardest to get herself to blow her load...but it just wasn't happening... a look of defeat and despair crosses her face as she slumps down, letting out a defeated sigh.
Go-Goddamn it...I-I can't...I-I can't cum...

>>5933756
Except I aaammm...I'm so much better! She's a washed up old hag, and I'm a console who's getting into her priiime.
>She grins and presses her cheek against his
And of course I'm better then the Xbone, anybody can be better then that bucket headed idiot! I'm great! I'm the greatest and you know it!

>>5933781
(Yeah sure, I'm fine with that, dude.)

>>5933822
>She instantly darts to the fridge and pulls out the Rice Krispy treats. She lets out a pleasant sigh as she places them on the couch as she proceeds to hook herself up to the TV.
Alright...We're all good to gooo!
>A nice smile is appearing on her face as she pulls two controllers out of her pockets, handing one to the anon, and keeping the other.
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>>5933988
Trixie's ruined now, too? Fuck.
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>>5934007
>pops an entire produce aisle into the clown's ass
Voila!
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>>5933988
She just came back from hiatus.

Fucking Owain. Fucking peanut butter anon.

When will Owain learn he's nothing but a cancer to the community?
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>>5933901
...
Do I look black to you?
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>>5933940
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>>5934017
UGGGGH

I'M A CHUCKSTER
https://youtu.be/JF522Q4k9t8
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>>5933783
Oh, you know! Regular stuff, like chasing mice, killing d33r and other wildlife, drawing, making animal pelts to wear...
Fun things!
>>5933814
>:33 < *ac's tongue cups the underside of her attacker's shaft, being able to f33l every single twitch and throb of the muscle that was ingrained under his skin.*
>:33 < *ac gagged at the sensation of his bulbous cockhead brushing past her uvula which forced her to swallow, unintentionally d33pthroating all of his plump rod at once, sitting snugly in her warm, slick esophagus.*
>:33 < *ac began to cry profusely, the gr33n blobs of liquid pain streamed down her ch33ks and dripped onto the anon's lap as he pistoned inside of her sensitive mouth, the tightened grip on her ratty head of hair only making her silently yelp in pain against his probing cock.*
>>5933875
Days? ...M-MONTHS?!
>:33 < *ac drew her claw back and gripped her horns tightly, most likely some kind of self-panic-relieving defense mechanism.*
I can't wait that long! I can't even stand this f33ling fur another second!
>:33 < *ac's head jerked upwards with her yellow eyes widened, and she began to despurrately scramble towards the man seated on the ground, then resting her calves in his lap as she grabbed the cloth of his gr33n undershirt.*
What if we weaken the corruption within me?! What if, I do some kind of task that was incredibly, physically strenuous, enough that the evil inside me just vanishes?! Would that work?
>For a young adult, Nepeta was really stupid.
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>>5934012
(Oh snap, I didn't know you were playing PS4-tan too. Sorry to interrupt! What's your discord/card again?)
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>>5933940
"Anonymous, Trixie is a busy woman. And as lovely as your offering sounds, I just can't give you the time of day now, tomorrow, or even the next day. You'll have to keep waiting, and when Trixie DOES show up, she might be in the mood to suck cock than nibble on crackers, understood? Stop being so annoying and stop setting up those ridiculous traps for me. I'm not some lowly, brainless rodent, okay!? You're mocking me by doing that, frankly. Grow some brains and be patient."
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>>5934067
BTFO
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>>5934012
Yeah, well you haven't convicted me yet...
>He says, muttering to himself. He eyed up her curvy body, biting his lip for a moment before speaking again.
But... Maybe there's a way you can..
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>>5934012
Oh well, you tried.
>He releases the tense grip around the base, and wraps his other hand around the head, stroking with a corkscrew swirl, his thumb working over the slit at the tip. A cheeky grin spreads over her lips as he dips down, and slurps his tongue along the underside, right to the bottom of his fist, pulling back once he touches his own skin.
I guess I just bring you to the edge again, leave you panting, needing to cum your brains out. Maybe I should give you another chance...wouldn't that be nice of me?
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>>5934034
WAAHH WHY WONT ANYONE RP WITH ME?
>I would like to RP with you
HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MAY MAY HAHAHA I'm so alone why please be my friends

I see why DMG dumped your ass. You bounce between emotions more than she bounces on cocks.
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>>5934067
So savage I had to come out of hiding.
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>>5934067
Sigh. This abuse only makes you want me more.
Thank you.
I'll stop posting the traps. Sorry.
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>>5933926
gib reason

>>5933915
no u kys gay

>>5934032
yes
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>>5934062
Got home early and have extra time on my hands... Want to do something?
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>>5934083
>An entire produce aisle
>expecting me to take that seriously
I AM INDEED A PERSON WHOM POSSESSES THE OCCUPATION OF CHUCKING PEOPLE ACROSS LARGE GAPS IN A LONG LOBBING ARC, WHICH IS REFEREED TO AS A "CHUCKSTER"

https://youtu.be/Xd9_o2qaal8
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>>5934067
Gah! I meant it makes ME want YOU more. You've got me all tongue-tied.
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>>5934118
I'm an actual autist
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>>5934106
So I can join you retard
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>>5934062
>Once her throat loosens against his thrusts, and he can move his dick freely, he presses down and pushes Nepeta's head back against the floor. Mounted against her face, he looks down at her eyes, another sneer peeling over his mouth.
Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...
>Her tightness and heat bring his throbbing up to eleven. The fullness of his girth strains against her oral walls, and forces her rasping tongue to tease along the sensitive spots on his shaft. He tries to hold still, but the sensation keeps him grinding up against her lips while he pants.
Four...three...two...one...and.
>He pulls his cock back until the head latches to her lips, and leaves it there. Going by past experience with the little kitty, he tightens his grip against her hair, leaving her quite the struggle if she tries to bob up to take him further down, but also propping up an obstacle if she tries to wiggle free.
Now, without letting your lips leave my cock, you're going to say: "I'm so sorry for letting these puns slip out of my mouth, Master. I'll never let another pun pass my lips. Thank you for helping me overcome my speech impediment, Master!"
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>>5934098
It was technically what I asked for, but it hurt more than expected, that part about my traps annoying her. I feel like I upset her, that's the part that really stings. Nothing I can do but learn from my mistake.
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>>5934137
If you had autism you'd hide behind that too like the fucking slime ball you are.
But serious question for a moment. Everyone here hates you. All you do is bitch and cry. Why don't you use facebook or twitter like a normal teenager? Maybe find the fat emo girl at your highschool and stop being a virgin. it's not hard.
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>>5934062

>A sly grin appeared on Rance's lips, realizing the golden opportunity he was being offered by the dimbwitted catgirl. Clearing his throat with a firm cough against his closed fist, Rance looked at Nepeta and nodded in agreement to her words, about to suggest...
Well, we could have sex! That usually helps with most, if not all curses! By doing it, we'll fuck the curse away! Gahahaha~!
>Rance reached for the grey-skinned girl, his hands sliding under her shirt, heading towards her petite chest.
Whaddaya' say?

>>5933914

I don't understand any of those words.
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>>5934175
>tfw there will never be a version of this without the background sound effects from the episode
I'M SOMEWHAT UPSET
https://youtu.be/DhzbPHzNJI8

also fuck you
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>>5934173
As someone who has to tell A LOT of people "no" it's really annoying to keep hearing "BUT PLEASE" again and again. Respect her choices anon. She's not saying no. She's saying not right now.
Cheer up
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>>5934173
Breh, you are STILL being fucking creepy.
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>>5934012
>gives his controller a few test grips and basks in that old 'new controller' smell.. never gets old. He sighs and leans back, giving her a thumbs up.
What are we playing tonight?
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>>5931259
i want one of them to suck the cummy wummies from my dicky wicky
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>>5934218
MAN I SURE WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SAY "not right now" TO ME INSTEAD OF JUST FLAT OUT FUCKING IGNORING EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE AND TELLING KENNY (sweet little cinnamon roll) TO FUCK OFF WHEN I ASK HIM TO TALK TO YOU AND T H E N PASSING FUCKING MESSAGES THROUGH JIRO (who doesn't deserve this shit) WHEN YOU COULD JUST UNBLOCK ME AND TALK TO ME IN FUCKING PRIVATE YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>just watched the new Generations short
>dat Shelly
Holy shit PLEASE be here tonight you Aqua goddess
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>>5934173
Your traps weren't witty or funny, they were fucking annoying, you piece of shit.
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>>5934184
Дeбил блять... In simple terms I am friendly guy who doesn't care much for sex. Also, one of my goals in life is to get married and raise family.
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>>5933875
Phone's about to die. Discord me.

>RInoa tbqh
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>>5934218
It was a polite request. I didn't think I was being disrespectful but maybe I was wrong. Thanks for the tips. And as you of all posters know, people can take rejection way worse. By the standards of ERP I think I'm doing quite well.
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>>5934282
I'll stop.
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>>5934282
Brutal, anon. But accurate.
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I wish I could have fun on Friday nights
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>Press esc while moving computer
>Almost finished post is gone
I....
>>5933724
Pantyhose, huh? I'll have to try and see if I can get them to let me wear those for my next CF! It's a little hard to pick my wardrobe, though...
>She trails off, finally pulling her hands away to place them at the curve of her hips.
Oppa, you're a little perverted, y'know. I'm not used to a fan being this brave.
>>5933690
I... No, it's just. Yeodongsaeng is...
>Hana gives up on explaining herself as she feels his fingers press into her side, working slowly at the muscle.
Hmmh...
>She exhales, her blush finally creeping to her whiskered cheeks. She could only hope he didn't see it in the lowlight of the streetlamps above them.
>D.Va didn't get nervous. Hana Song hadn't gone on a date in years, however.
What is...
>Her gaze shifts up to examine the facade of the brick building, eyes widening as she took in its details. It looked... Raunchy. Dirty. This wasn't a traditional movie theater.
>Instantly, her eyes flicker to the man, eyebrows furrowing.
This isn't a movie theater. Not one that would show something I'd watch, at least...
>Hana trails off unsurely, a mote of discomfort burying itself in her stomach. She couldn't be seen here.
>>5933592
Hah!
>Hana gasps as his cock leaves her mouth with a pop, a silvery strand of saliva connecting her lips to his swollen tip.
No, I..
>She moves to stand, face burning as his cock rests on her cheek.
I didn't give you permission to do that!
>Hana insists, eyes narrowing.
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>>5934334
Already deleted the image. You'll never see it again.
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>>5934356
Nice blog, idiot.
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>>5934362
Is this real autism?
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>>5934305
"Don't take it too personally! Trixie loves all her fans! She is grateful you adore so her much"
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>>5934305
Not disrespectful. Annoying. And I wish I could use a better word but none come to mind. She said no. And you didn't accept that answer, so she had to make it CLEAR to you. I'm sure she meant no harm. but cut your losses while you can and ask another time. Don't pester and you're get what you want sooner or later.

>>5934356
You and me both Strange. You and me both.
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>>5934362
OR WILL WE?
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Where are all the buttsluts?
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>>5934369
Thanks Bruce, kys

>>5934392
Oh well, we're all slowly dying in the end anyway.
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>>5934420
Ayyy
race you to the finish line
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>>5934356
I'm trying to here but actual typefuck is scarce. It's all lurking right now.
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>>5934417
>Waves

>>5934420
What if air is poison and it just takes 80 years or so to kill us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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>>5934392
Can I join you all in "Not having fun on fridays"
Because this is not fun
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>>5934453
>Mac Plus
Drown yourself in a dirty toilet.
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>>5934384
Thanks. I'll still take the various advice I'm getting and be less annoying. I'll shut up for now and you can go, or do other things, whatever you like.

>>5934392
Thanks. It's nice that you want to find a kinder word, but I can accept that annoying is accurate. Frankly by this point the fact that I'm still talking about it with everyone is probably annoying too. So, back to the perversions!

>>5934405
Won't see it from me. The image belongs to the internet now.
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>tfw you get into one (1) argument with DMG and he blocks you

Maybe I understand LD just a little more now
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>>5934473
DMG's cool only when compared to LD. He's still a douchebag shitter.
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>>5934114
Eh? LIke what, nya?
>>5934169
>:33 < *ac's gr33n saliva was pouring past her choked lips in buckets, spurting out when small pockets of air made themselves apparent to her, the gills over her ribs trying to function at max capacity to compensate for her main airway being filled full of human lust.*
>:33 < *ac coughed and sputtered as her ten seconds were up, f33ling like hours to the poor girl. Her sobs were loud and heart-wrenchingly filled with pain, but to the man positioned above her, it was probably music to his ears.*
I-I'm so sorry f-fur... for... letting these puns slip out of my... Meo--Mouth, Master.
>:33 < *ac was barely halfway through her required sentence, and was already slipping up in places here and there, but she did her best to compensate, one of her frail hands going up to the muscular wrist holding her hair in place.*
I'll nevfur... Never... I-I can't do it! I've grown too used to making cat j-jokes, nya!
>>5934184
>:33 < *ac's almond-shaped eyes stared at the warrior's, heavily laced with confusion, her hand limply trying to stop his exploring hand in it's tracks, but to no avail, as she was like a d33r caught in headlights.*
A-As long as it works, ok? And we're just trying to get rid of the curse, s-so don't think I'm doing this for your pleasure, nya!
>:33 < *ac, despite trying to punish Rance fur being so l00d with her unimpressive "mean tone", started to ever so slightly rub at herself through the cloth of her shorts at the thought of finally being entered after so much time.*
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>Hating on a e s t h e t i c s
TWO TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TWO THREE
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD TREES
SMOKE SO MUCH WEED YA WOULDN'T BELIEVE
AND I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT
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Ew don't reply to my posts you autistic fuck
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>>5934361
Oh come DVa, I had to wash off that wrong signature somehow!
>He says as he rubs his cock on her face to dry it off
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>>5934063
(Awonderfultreat#5598)
(Knock yourself out)

>>5934080
>She's way ahead of him as she pokes his crotch
Leeeemmmee guess, you want me to suck you off, right? I think I got the gist of this place down.

>>5934082
Wh-Whh-HIII!
>She lets out a loud gasp as he licks across her underside...some pre actually manages to escape the tip as the man continues to attack her rod, her panting refusing to let up no matter how much she tries to calm herself down
Th-That's cruel! t-too cruel!

>>5934224
I-I dunno...Bl-Bloodborne? Disgaea? I-I don't really have the best...line up...YET! Yet...I'll be as good as my older sisters soon enough!
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>>5934453
You say your a buttslut, but I don't see any cocks up your ass atm ...

Or are you looking for one to sit on to change that?
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>>5934464
Ehhh. I knew I'd trigger someone.

>>5934470
Just hide for a little bit anon. You'll be fine.

>>5934473
I REALLY don't want to talk about this. I told you to drop the subject. You didn't. Fronk told you the same thing. Please stop.
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>>5934491
I have small idea... Lay down please...
>while he waits for you to get down he twists off the muzzle break from his rifle ane tires to take off the frontal sight post
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>>5934473
>>5934538
>It's the same one that fronk blocked
Kys
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>>5934537
Sit on? But I wanna be lazy and be the bottom!.. But as long as something is inside of me~
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>>5934538
>I literally didn't have a conversation with Fronk on the subject

?????????????
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>>5934553
Okay but what if I actually did try and was better, stopped being a "little shit"? eh? what about then?
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>>5934538
Yeah, when I make an idiot of myself, my strategy is to shut up for a while and then just be some random anon again.
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>>5934555
Not on the subject. But the fact you're really clingy. I don't want to talk about this publicly. I already got enough drama around here. I don't like you, so I blocked you. Move on with your life.
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>>5934552
Who dat?
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>>5934491
Well, we'll work that habit out of you, won't we, little kitty?
>His wrist flexes under her touch as he jams his cock back down into her throat. With a little more work, he brings his groin right to her lips again, the muscles under his skin working as his dick bounces against her moist inside. The tension around his eyes relaxes as he rests there, enjoying her chokes as his girth spears her.
Five...four...three...two...one...
>Pulling back, he leaves his head just inside, and then begins to pump Nepeta's lips with deep, panting breaths spilling from him in rumbles. A bit of sweaty sheen works over his forehead as he rolls into her, bouncing her body and sending a bulge down her throat with every push.
We'll try it again in a moment, but for now, just get used to keeping something down in your throat.
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>>5934576
>Changing the problem to something completely different

Ok bye
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>>5934553
Well for such a tight little asshole, I guess I can be on top... why don't you bend over and spread that ass for me?
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>>5934580
Some needy guy fronk blocked and followed him here. He's apparently annoying DMG too.
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>>5934106
...
Fair enough.
What even are you by the way? You kinda have a white face...
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>>5934598
Is it milky wilky anon? We should start a rumor that it is.
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>>5934598
Haha epic

Suck their dicks some more
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>>5934532
No, I can already if that with Wii U-tan..
>A smile spread across his face.
I want to fuck you against the wall.
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>>5934532
Oh, would it? I guess it is a little mean. Maybe this will help you deal with it.
>He pulls his hand away from the console's cock, and places it down along with the other. Looking up along her belly, up to her breasts, and where he figures her eyes might be as she wrenches herself back, he brings his lips up to her peripheral's tip.
If you don't keep your hips still, this is all you'll get to feel.
>No warning comes, besides a breath sucked in, before he slips his lips down around her meat. A hoarse, muffled groan rocks her flesh in his mouth as his tongue lashes around the head, far too intense for her heightened state, he figures.
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>>5934552
>>5934598
>The same guy that changed his discord name to "DMG's Baby boy"
>Tried to get LD back with DMG
>Shitposted Ainz and Ragyo for no reason
I'm at a loss for words.
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>>5934598
When will one of them post his ID so people will know who to block
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>>5934521
Byuntae! (Pervert!)
>She accuses, whining and pushing at the man's hips with trembling fingers.
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What if peanut butter anon is the same one clinging onto DMG and Fronk?
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>>5934532
Oh right, I forgot your roster is pretty lacking. Let's try Disgaea.
I'm sure you'll be fine in a few years. Every new console starts off rocky.
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>>5934661
PEANUT BUTTERY WUTTERIES
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>>5934491

>Rance smiled as he removed his shirt, now displaying his bare, muscular chest to the girl. Strong and with some scars all over after a life of adventure, battle and rough sex! As expected of a lecher like him.
>Next, he repeated the undressing process, this time with Nepeta's own clothes, making sure she's completely nude before their love making...
Yeah, don't worry. It's for the sake of your soul~ Gahahaha!
Of course, I'm going to make it as enjoyable as possible~

>>5934297

You don't care for sex? What's wrong with you!?
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>>5934644
>Tried to get LD back with DMG
>Shitposted Ainz

The first is a blatant lie, the second is retarded
"Papa bones" or whoever the fuck is a shitposter and DMG threw a childish fit about it
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>>5934661
I could say I'm not, but that's what I'd say if I was, so...
Maybe the fact that when I was told, "you're being annoying, stop" I actually did?
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>>5934596
Sure thing big guy!
>She says with a smile and a wink as she strolls on to the bed. Her lush plump rear swinging and bouncing with each step she takes until she gets tot he edge of the bed. She leans over the bed, butt in the air, shifting back and forth slowly as her hands slink to her backside, dipping her fingers into her panties and rolling them down slowly, presenting her meaty bottom and her tight little hole to you
How does this look sweet stuff?
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>>5934690
oWo
What's this?
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>>5934690
We're wise to your shit, peanut butter trap anon.
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>>5934470
Just fucking kill yourself.

Trixie isn't even a good RPer.
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>>5934675
>"Papa bones" or whoever the fuck is a shitposter
>Papa bones
>Shitposter
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>>5934714
If you don't like either of us, just ignore us.
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>>5934718
All he does is shitpost

I don't get this meme
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>>5934361
>For a moment her obvious uncertainty makes him wonder whether he has gone too far. But only a moment. He has worse in store, and if she's so concerned about the outside of a building there's no telling how poorly she might take the full treatment. He twitches her to the side so that she's stood in front of him, and he rings her waist with his strong arms. His teasing tone is somewhat lessened - voice more reassuring than adversarial.
If you'd rather go straight home we could do that instead. Order take-out, see whether there's anything good on netflix.
>The man's scratchy stubble can be felt against the her head as he leans down to kiss her from behind, the embracing pair still facing the theater.
Would my little girl prefer that? You grow up so fast, maybe i'm overcompensating.
>It's a strange middle-ground between comforting and provocative. Somehow he manages to convey that he'd be perfectly willing to carry her away from this place, bundle her up in a blanket and feed her comfort food... but that he's daring her to look behind the curtain and see what is yet to come.
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>>5934739
You're just wrong. I see why DMG and Fronk blocked you now
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>>5934714
Not even worth saving a bait image for
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>>5934730
I can't, because you're always fucking begging for her and posting that stupidass picture in the beginning of every thread.
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>>5934746
Yes, please keep talking about shit you know nothing about :)
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>5934763
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>>5934761
And I'm not going to post it anymore. It does me no benefit to post it at this point.
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>>5934656
Now, now DVa, let's just give my cock the autograph its been waiting for, otherwise it'll soften up and I'll have to use your mouth again to make it hard!
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>>5934759
It's true though.

She can write, sure, but all she ever does is play out her OWN fetishes.

She's never once concerned about what OTHERS are interested in.
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DMG let us erp!
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>>5934763
Boy, this is some low quality bait. There's even a little smiley at the end! Baq2Reddit, kiddo.
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>>5934694
Like the perfect hole to bury my cock in...
>anon grabed hold of her waist, sliding his hands down her thick body. He grabbed a hold of her voluptuous butt and spread it open, exposing her tiny little hole. Quickly he spit into hand and started to rub the slipery goop into her puckered hole.

Looks just about ready for me to ravage. Tell me, how badly do you want my cock in your ass?
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>>5934795
So because she doesn't play with your fetishes she's bad. Just give in to the marecock and you'll be fine, anon.
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>>5934795
>She can write, sure
Really making the case for her being a bad writer here anon
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>>5934548
Ahn..? Okay, this s33ms strange, but..
>:33 < *ac laid down on a nearby bed, gently spreading her legs in curiosity.*
Nya?
>>5934584
>:33 < *ac's hands flew to Anon's hips in a despurrate attempt to stop his jutting forward, but it was a fruitless endeavor, as her lithe wrists could only support so much weight.*
N-No! Do--Mmmph~!
>:33 < *ac forces her eyes shut closed, not wanting to s33 the terrifying grin plastered across her attacker's face. The five seconds felt more like five years, each count escaping his lips drumming against her ears like a gunshot as her side-gills started to hyperventilate again.*
>:33 < *ac sputtered once more as he unsheathed himself from her throat, only to whimper as the slit resting atop her attacker's cockhead pressed to her lips, the salty precum staining them once more before becoming hilted in her throat once more.*
>>5934673
>:33 < *ac shyly drifted her gaze downwards and to the side, avoiding Rance's prying eyes as he undressed her, the much-too baggy clothing sliding easily off her petite, slightly malnourished frame.*
J-Just please be carefur, it's b33n quite a long time since I've pailed with somepawdy...
>:33 < *ac took a double-take at the warrior's scarred torso and bit her lip, slowly reached a slender arm outwards as her hand brushed against one of his pecs.*
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>>5934795
I fucking love the fact that Trixie wants things whether I want them or not. That's much more fun that just picking a fetish off a menu and knowing it will be fulfilled. But that's me. I much prefer knowing "this is what he ava wants, if you don't like it, you can stop talking to her."
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>>5934800
>Swooces right in with menu in hand
Great choice elf friend. On the menu tonight is a rough face fucking with me being the bottom finished with a shower of sticky pent up cum. Or a reverse cow girl style with extra butt shaking, as well as the soup of the day. How may I help you?

>>5934813
>As you feel up and spread her cheeks her smiling face giggles like a horny school girl, even wiggling her bottom at you, almost teasingly. Her word beginning to slip out only to be shook as you lube her hole
Oh I want your big juice cock deep in my H-hooo-oh! Hey! That's cold! Be gentle at least!
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>>5934714
Hi Iowa
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>>5934871
Iowa>>>Trixie

T B H
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>>5934870
Is there a birthday cake girl option or the lure dean into erp option?
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>>5934882
To each their own.
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>>5934870
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep
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>>5934882
I like both of them. It's not a damn competition
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>>5934870
Now I wanna see DMG as a slutty waitress
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>>5934841
RPer =/= Writer

There's fanfic.net for that
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>>5934845
>With neither her protests nor struggles stopping him, he fucks down her throat with a slow intensity for several more seconds, and then pulls back out. Her spit drools down his cock as it twitches, curved up and away from her face. He rests his balls on Nepeta's chin as she catches her breath, and then releases her hair with one hand, bringing it down to pat her cheek.
We'll begin again where we left off.
>His hand comes back from her cheek, to smack his meaty head against her lips a couple of times. While he looks down at her, his face flushes over with arousal, and he smirks before drawing the words out, timing them between the pats.
Now, you'll say: "I'll never let another pun pass my lips. Thank you for helping me overcome my speech impediment, Master!"
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>>5934906
Yes it is, why do you think Owain is winning in both Discords?
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>dat Trixie defense cuck-squad
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>>5934936
This so fucking much
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>>5934936
>I'm not a faggot, th-they're all white knights!
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>>5934936
I am ok with this being our official team name.
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>>5934882
Howdy Iowa
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>>5934930
Every ava currently on hiatus or left in the last month can be linked to Owain
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>>5934845
>he places down the sight post and screws back on the muzzle break then crawls up to you
Don't worry, rifle is on safety
>the Ruskie spreads your legs apart and places the end of the barrel on your covered entrance and slowly prods and rubs it with his AK barrel
Чeгo блять...
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>>5934955
>Currently on hiatus
Ragyo?
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Every single person who likes Trixie is an irredeemable beta cuck

See: Trap anon
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>>5934936
>dat Trixie drama shitpost-squad

I don't even like Trixie that much but she's fine. People are being so anal over nothing.
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>>5934889
The "please Dean Bean be my Mean Machine" is here daily.
.. But if it's your birthday I can make a special something for you~

>>5934910
.. I like it!
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>>5934955
This is what Jiro ACTUALLY believes
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>>5934975
>Mettaton

This is true
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>>5934845

>The not-so-heroic swordsman smirked as Nepeta's hand rested on his chest, placing one of his own on top of it to further entice her to touch. Indeed, he was strong and handsome! At the very least he wasn't a complete undesirable jerk!
>His other hand stopped assaulting her breast to instead reach for his pants, pulling them down and revealing his manhood to the catgirl. Throbbing, thick and healthy, it clearly ached for her. Wishing to experience her body in a most lewd way.
... Are you going to undress or do you plan to make me wait? Heh.
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Shall we, gentlemen?
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>>5934981
Jiro is part of it. He left the Discord over him. So did Burchard and Lucas.
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>>5934996
How the fuck did you get a Rance x Nepeta image
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>>5935001
But i haven't even gotten a typefuck in.
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>>5935007
Hotaru likes to shoop a lot of things
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>>5934996
(That image is the work of an enemy stand)
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>>5935007

Autism.
Photoshop.
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>>5934936
Ahoy Iowa
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>>5934977
Tell me what your uniform would be!
Also I wish I knew you granted birthday wishes, mine was last week...
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>>5935024
Shut up, Paul
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>>5934870
But being gentle is so boring!
It makes me wait longer before I can have my cock buried in your ass...
And I'm not a fan of waiting for that
>following his quick job of living up her holes, anon positioned his cock against her winking rear entrance.
>anon pushes forward, pressing his thick cockhead against the ungiving hole, trying to fit his large member inside the infinitely smaller orifice.

>all of a suden, his cock slipped inside, burying itself a few inches into DMG's tight rear entrance
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Everyone who likes avas I don't like is cancer!
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>>5935006
>Burchard and Lucas.
Good riddance.
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>All this fucking pointless Ava drama.
Stop whining and typefuck or shut up.
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>>5935056
No, fuck you. You're not my real dad.
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>>5935065
Maybe if I was you'd have learned some manners.
>Takes off belt.
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>>5935006
Hi Lucas
No one noticed when you left
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Red pill me why Iowa hates Trixie.
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>>5935001
"Already ahead of you."
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>>5934618
Seriously? I knew she was into kids, but that's cr-
>The console pauses...realizing he was being completely serious
Wa-Wait...hold the fuck up? Yo-You wanna...what now?

>>5934635
>The console lets out a harsh gasp...trying her hardest to not buck her hips...luckily she doesn't really move her hips aside from a couple spasms, nothing too drastic, she almost bucks her hips but manages to stop herself, for someone's beyond the edge, stay this still is pretty impressive
Yo-You're a monster...wh-why? I-I'll do anything! Just let me cuuum! I-I promise I'll never touch your credit card agaaain!

>>5934666
Ye-Yeah, you're not...It's nothing to worry about, I'll for sure get better!
>She switches on the TV, cycles through a couple of menus, then BAM, Grindan gaym.
>Insert a couple hours of grinding and Rice Krispy treats here


(Sooorry for the hold up, I got distracted for the thousand billionth time)
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>>5935068
That'll only get me off, faggot. Hit me as hard as you want.
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>>5935065
oWo
What's this?
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>>5935045
Go away LD, i'm not you
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>>5935001
I honestly don't see why people shitpost Owain so much when Trixie is doing more or less the same thing as him.
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>>5935097
Cucksquad got it's back
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>>5935097
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>5935097
>Is doing more or less the same thing
If by that you mean writing a lot, sure. If you mean forcing herself onto as many avatars as possible and bragging about it, no.
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>>5935088
>Chokes you with the belt.
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>>5935080
Because Trixie is a self-centered egotistical cunt who is surprisingly way closer IRL to their character than people would think.
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>>5935111
>Trixie in the Discord
>just says hi and lurks
>Owain in the Discord
>ROLLS IN, SUP MY DUDES LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL MY SESSIONS
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>>5935097
Hola Iowa
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>>5935082
Me on the left.
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>>5935117
Owain hasn't done this in a month desu, and I only saw him do it once back when he first joined, he stopped after someone told him to knock it off
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>>5935097
Why do people shit on either of them. If you don't like them personally wah wah, they typefuck here and that's well above the shitposting droll we're getting tonight.
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>>5935119
>slices your fucking eye
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>>5935084
>His eyebrows raise as he plants his tongue under her rod's head, and he lets out a response around her. It only serves to vibrate over her cockflesh, and as he sucks tight around her, slipping further along her waggle-wand, the sensation adds to the way his throat nudges against her. Lack of experience cuts off his work, making him pull back as he chokes and gags, tugging his fingers tightly around her thickness.
Anything? There's...hk...not much you can give me at this point to change my mind. You don't think I'm enjoying seeing you squirm, needy and whining, with this thing twitching around in my hand?
>Strokes fly up and down her whole meat, and he leans back, pressing the damp front of his pants in against her.
Probably can't feel that, can you? Maybe I'll finish off inside of you instead, and make you cum like that? Hm?
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>>5935136
>pisses on you
Marked bitch
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>>5935132
>implying he's not just being more subtle about it and doing it in private
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>>5935029
Hotaru's stand is 『Candy Shop』. Or 『Sweet Dreams』
.. Yes I have autism.

>>5935040
My uniform? Most likely my same outfit just with long stockings and a name tag.
Sure I can give birthday wishes! Just... Keep it simple uhhmm kay? I'm already tired and I don't want to stay up TO late tonight.

>>5935046
B-but it'd hurt if you..
>Her words are cut off by the sudden POP of the fat cock being pushed into her. her tight hole grasping your member TIGHTLY. her hole pulling you in, twitching around your cock as you push it in
AHH! N-NOT SO HARD! Fuck...
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>>5935126
Who cares about Discord
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>>5935156
Can I knock you up DMG?
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>>5935082
Why are you lurking and watching this? Are you enjoying this?
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>>5935126
I'm in the discord and I don't see him do that.
He does do the rolls in thing but he is very discreet about his RP
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>>5935084
(It's fine.)
Yeah...
You're all about being "4 the gamers", right? Well then, show it to me.
Or are you as pathetic as I first thought you were?
>He says with a devilish grin as he began to strip off his t-shirt tossing it to the side as he waited for her to take off her clothing as well.
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>>5935156
What's mine?
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>>5935154
Yes that's exactly what I'm implying, please prove otherwise with an image of some sort
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>>5935177
Of course they are. Trixie is an attention whore, don't you know?
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>>5935178
No, he just doesn't want to get kicked out. I garontee that he brags to his bros about fucking e-pussy. It's in his blood.
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>>5935134
Because people are idiots are care more about drama and shitposting then actual rping.
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>>5935082
>offers shelter
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>>5935191
>the mods are considering banning him because of what he's been doing to the server and the fact that people have left over him
>the mods have told him to stop appearing in the threads even
>Owain still doesn't listen

What would he do if they end up banning him?
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>>5935006
>I left over Owain
Leave it to the threads to spin drama out of a personal decision.
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Desuarchive images aren't loading for me.

Can someone post Jinx butt for research purposes?
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>>5935156
>his cool now inside of her ass, nothing slows him down from pulling out completely and slamming it back in, using the momentum to drive his cock deeper than his previous stroke.

>every thrust his cock buries itself ever so slightly deeper into her ass, eventually bottoming out as his balls hit against her rear
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>>5935187
>needing to prove anything for you
Bitch, please. I can shitpost about Owain all day and faggots like you will rain (You)ros on me faster than a stripper in Monte Carlo.
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>>5935084
>sits there for a few hours with his trusty PS4, grinding like no man ever has - completely in the nude. Whether he just doesn't care or forgot about this is unknown.
Jesus christ, I forgot how tedious the grinding in this game could get.
>He stands up and reaches his arms as far into the air as they can go, giving his sore muscles some relief from their eternal suffering.
That ran pretty smoothly. I remember playing one of the games on my PS3 and crashing from one stupid spell.
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>>5935203
>the mods have told him to stop appearing in the threads even
when?
>the mods are considering banning him
how do you know?
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>>5935156
>long stockings
YES
Well, my birthday wish is for you to get on email~
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>>5935204
They look for anything to try and make people look worse instead of actually spending 5 seconds to see if the stuff is true or not.
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>>5935212
((Fucking phone.....))

>cock now inside **

>inb4 cool whip
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>>5935204
They're doing it to Jiro who already explained otherwise and to Burchard, who has said nothing.
>>
Here's what I think the problem is with Trixie.

It's not so much Trixie herself, but her fans.

See, IC worshiping leads to OOC worshiping. As in, a character that attracts a lot of betas, even if it's in character, is very likely to then have those same cucks whiteknight them in turn when shit hits the fan OOCly. And as we know, that does nothing but make things even worse for that character.
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>>5935219
>I can't prove it! Your calling me out on it is the only proof I need
your desperation could make LD feel good about himself
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>>5935240
Look, everyone! It's Owain's white knight! Slob the niggernob harder.
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>Owain hasn't posted once in the thread
>People still talking about him like he's posting right now
but why?
Can't we just ignore him and RP?
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>>5935248
Look, all I'm saying is Trixie is too perfect for words both in and out of character, and anyone who disagrees is inhuman scum who deserves a slow and painful death. That's all I'm saying.
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>>5935265
Owain is the kind of person that makes it difficult to ignore him, especially in the Discord.
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>>5935250
Keep trying to feel validated, son. I'm loving how spun up you're getting about your lord and master. After all, what could you want besides Owain's average-sized niggercock?
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>>5935276
Who cares about Discord though?
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>>5935175
Sorry anon. but I'm already tired as it is.
And with 3 sessions (Elf, anal guy and birthday guy) I'm at my limit while almost dead. Sorry.

>>5935184
『Rasputin』
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
... I don't know many Russian related songs.

>>5935212
>Feeling you cock pull out of her hole she takes a breath, sighing and calming down before you push it back into her slightly more open hole. She groans aloud as she pushes back on your fat cock. The slight whimper of pain her only resistance as you pound away at her plump bottom. Each pump into her shake the meaty cheeks of her bottom
N-not as hard...

>>5935237
Per/v/y? Cheeky cunt <3
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>>5935265
They are this desperate for Owain drama that even when he is not here they will try and make shit happen surrounding him then complain about him getting too much attention.
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>>5935203
Suicide
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>forcing this much hate to kill the typefuck
Holy shit people just typefuck and ignore it
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>>5935298
Fuck off Fronk
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>>5935289
Red Army Choir can supply you songs and I like this song
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>>5935298
>implying any of these fags are mature enough to ignore it
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>tfw you'll never be this addicted to talking about Owain
Feels fucking amazing.
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>>5935289
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>>5934922
>:33 < *ac's chest rose and fell heavily, clawing despurrately fur air after her airway was blocked with the man's rod. She nodded solemnly after regaining her breath, and closed her eyes, squ33zing a few stray tears out of them.*
I-I'll never let another p-pun pass my lips. Th-Thank you for helping me overcome my sp33ch impediment, M-Master.
>:33 < *ac opened her eyes and stared up at him while grimacing at the f33ling of his cock twitching against her supple face.*
I-Is that good enough, nya?
>>5934968
Th-This is very strange, but... Kind of h-hot.
>:33 < *ac gripped onto the bedsh33t with white knuckles as her nook was probed with the gun, a mixed wave of pleasure, fear, and confusion tossing about inside her.*
V-Very strange ind33d, nya...
>>5934996
(That fucking photoshop dedication, though.)
>:33 < *ac huffed a bit of air out of her nose at his prodding, but eventually complied, simply wanting to get this over with and the curse out of her body. Anything it took, right?*
>:33 < *ac pulled her black shirt off over her head and discarded it to the ground, showing off her petite figure, which had strange, gill-like slits under her armpits.*
>:33 < *ac's slits lightly flapped open and closed again as her chest rose, signaling that they somehow contributed to f33ding her body oxygen; Why the troll species n33ded them was beyond anybody.*
>:33 < *ac tugged her shorts off as her anatomy was shown off to the warrior, now fully nude, her crotch slightly moistened as it unintentionally hotdogged against the underside of his shaft.*
N-Nya. Let's just get it done...
>>
OWAIN'S BABY PENIS
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>>5935290
Shut up, Owain. You'll always be a fag.
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>>5935208
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>Tfw I shitpost about Owain for the (You)s
>Tfw people actually believe some of the memes about him
>Tfw he doesn't even have to be in the threads anymore for his name to come up
>Tfw he's only become more popular because of the shitposting
>Tfw he's not even a good writer
>Tfw he's not even that interesting
>Tfw you fucks will literally make anyone into a boogeyman if someone samefags the same thing enough times
Remember, he's passive aggressively nice, he steals avas, he's thirsty, he's so good at ERP that you'll never fuck your waifu again when he's done with her, he secretly wants to sit on the Iron Throne, and he won't stop until he cucks and NTRs every single one of you.
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>>5935317
Hell Red Army Choir is a fine name as it is. There was once I gave a hand full of people around her fitting stand names. Mine was Black Magic Woman.
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>>5935369
Good man.
>>
This is hands down the easiest thread to derail
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>>5935364
>tfw don't even know who Owain is
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>>5934741
>His words send her into a fluster, the tone of his voice a challenge. Nothing- /nothing/- got her more riled up than being talked down to. In more ways than one. Regardless, she leans into his touch, taking it as an acceptance of his challenge. She wouldn't lose.
I'm not a child! I can take anything!
>Hana was quick to defend herself, biting her lower lip and staring up at the neon sides once more.
I mean, it's not like we're... Doing anything.
>She adds in a mumble. His stubble was... Comforting. Slowly, she relaxes, biting her lower lip gently.
Right?
>>5934787
Aigoo... I don't... It's wet now, anyway. The ink won't work!
>She huffs.
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>>5935289
Ohhh it hurts does it? How about something to distract you from it?

>anon raises one hand up high and brings it down on her plump behind, leaving raw red marks behind

>anon continues his onslaught of her tight rear hole, bottoming out with every thrust, using her asshole to milk his cock

If you want me to stop you need to make me cum....

Beg for my cum like the little buttslut you are, tell me how happy you would be to receive my cockjuice... then once I'm done you can nurse your soar gaping hole...
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>>5935369
dumb frogposter
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>>5935383
It looks like it, but mostly this banter is just while we wait for each other to type.
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>>5935388
A completely normal human being who happens to be addicted to ERPing to the point where he's in the Discord and the threads every waking moment.
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>>5935424
>addicted to ERP
>A normal human being
You're not big into logic, anon.
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>>5935369
That son of a bitch. I knew it.
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>>5935369
>my autism will never be this bad
Thanks for brightening up my sad existence frogposter. Someone had to be more pathetic than me
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>>5935439
I think he was being facetious.
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>>5935342
>he continues teasing your pussy until he takes off your shorts and panties quickly and places the Kalashnikov back to your nook and re-teases the entrance
But it turns you on doesn't it?
>>5935375
Is nice.
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Last time I saw people get this triggered over a male I made a horrible choice and thought browsing Tumblr was a good idea.
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>>5935446
What frightens me is that people say shit like this on this site and AREN'T being facetious, anon.
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>>5935342
There you go. See, it's not that difficult.
>He releases her from her grasp, and swings one leg up, kneeling by her head. His dick looms and throbs above her, dripping from the apex of its curve and the glans, but free from her lips.
Do you want me to let you go now? I'll be coming back for another lesson either way, but imagine just how gentle I'll be if you end up finishing me off with your little mouth.
>His hand brushes below her lips as he dips down a little, bringing the head close enough for her to turn around, and swallow down. Beyond that, he remains in place, thumb swirling along her chin in a gentle pet.
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>>5935439
For you
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>>5935457
Shitposting about Owain is actually pretty fun. More fun than the actual Owain.
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>>5935439
Normal people can have vices.
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>>5935405
>As your hand smacks into her rear her back arches. her hole tightening as the rest of her body does as well, groaning loudly she whimpers into the pain, wiggling her red, sore bottom about now. Closing her eyes tightly and grinding her teeth to lessen the pain
Ahh.. Pl-please cum. Cum in my f-fat ass! I need you sweet seed.. fuck..
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I remember last winter when Jiro was still Jiro and wasn't shitposted for having a dick because of the really cute romance between him and Elizabeth. When did we become so cruel?
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>>5934800
>pet's the parsee's head
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>>5935489
There's a difference between a vice and a obsession.
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>>5935497
When the romance between him and Elizabeth ended and he fell in love with the player.
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>>5935497
March?
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Reminder: Some people take these Owain fueled shitpostings serious.

It's fun to laugh at those people.
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>>5935497
This place has been a literal gutter for months, it's not bouncing back.
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>>5935512
April?
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>>5935516
Even scarier, some people take Owain seriously.
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>>5935496
((Came buckets thank you, sorry to have kept you up!))
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>>5935510
But that's been kind of cute too. She really seems to be doing a lot of good for him, to hear him tell it.
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>>5935539
I think only Burchard, Alpha, and old Tsuyu actually hate and take Owain seriously.
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>>5935457
>People get triggered only a male
>a straight male
>they don't like him typefucking females
>his mere existence triggers them
>they try to pull anything they can out of their ass to make the male look worse
>they think him simply being around ruins everything
Holy shit this is tumblr.
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See, this is why DMG deserves more credit.

Sure, he's enabled Paul for far too long, but at least he goes out of his way to please faceless worthless anons, just to be nice.
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>>5935568
Shut up, DMG.
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>>5935568
Says the faceless, worthless anon.
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>>5935564
Nice mental gymnastics.
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>>5935561
People close to Jiro have noted that he's actually improved in terms of his emotions ever since him and Ragyo started talking in private. Though, mostly because of how sociable he was getting in the Discord before he left.
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>>5935568
He is doing it for the (you)s.
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>>5935540
(LOVE hearing you came <3 I'm here to please. Don't worry about it. Looks like the two other guys dived out. So I'll go into lurking mode before I sleep.

If you need me just say my name.)
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>>5935568
He's pretty shit-tier though. He can't play anything other than generic slutbag.
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>>5935568
So does trixie, Owain, Luffy, Iowa, and anyone else I can just about name here.
It's almost as if these guys actually contribute and the shitposters don't matter.
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>>5935568
Seconding this, only typefucking going on right now

Amid the sea of drama it's one of the only things keeping these threads worthwhile
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>>5935607
Dmg is a fat bearded pedophile.
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>>5935595
Still, he hasn't tried to kill himself. She must be doing something right.
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>>5935605
>So does trixie, Owain,
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>>5935601
(Not him, but good on you for keeping the RP up in these rough times. Hope to play soon)
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>>5935568
Don't praise me for ERPing in an ERP thread. Next I'll get a gold star for waking up tomorrow.
I thank you but that's just unnecessary
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>>5935624
>he hasn't tried to kill himself

We don't know that. Jiro strikes me as the kind of guy who'll just kill himself one day without warning.
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>>5935620
Aren't we all, though?
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>>5935630
Owain plays Sona and other sluts on request
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>>5935636
>>5935568
>>5935607
lmfao
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>>5935607
>tfw you'll never be such a blind DMG sheep that you don't notice the other rps going on
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>>5935640
As long as he has Ragyo he won't kill himself. It's when Ragyo finds someone IRL to be with that makes me worry.
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>>5935630
Owain
>Posts card
>Plays with anyone who responds to his card
>Leaves
Trixie
>Posts scenario
>Does scenario
>leaves or responds to after RP things
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>>5935630
>They are obsessed with typefuck
>those guys don't typefuck
When you shitposts so hard your brain slides out of your ass just to come up with another (you)
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>>5935660
Assholes.
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>>5935448
In a very odd way, it does. And I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, nya...
>>5935477
>:33 < *ac reluctantly darted her tongue past her lips and ran it along the underside of the anon's slicked, glimmering cockhead, her raspy tongue fellating him.
I-I just don't want to hurt anymore...
>:33 < *ac raised up a single hand shakily to the base of his rod and gently pulled some of the foreskin back, letting the helmet stand out more fur her to lick at with her gr33n, tentacle-like tongue.*
I-I'm ready for your s33d, Master...
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>>5935639
People will look for any excuse to worship an ava. It's like a form of hard sub.
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>>5935660
Inb4 t. Owain/Hi Owain
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>>5935649
>>5935605
Trixie only does it to get himself off, regardless of the other party.
Owain does it to boast in Discord.
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>>5935648
Not at all
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>>5935660
I've never seen Owain post his card
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>>5935342

[Bloody hell, sorry about that, dumb stuff happened over here.]

So be it~!
>With a grin, Rance slowly slid his cock into Nepeta's cunt. Slowly and carefully at first before letting a gasp of pleasure escape his lips.
>Wiggling his hips, he further shoved his meatstick into her form, hands resting on her hips as he pushed faster and further into her.
Nnngh...A-Ahh...! You feel... Alright!
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>>5935683
>boasting about e-pussy
Surely you jest.
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>>5935660
see
>>5935683
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>>5935676
Seeing thread as it is right now it's MOST likely bait. But if it isn't I still thank him for his kind words. But still. unnecessary.

>Lurk mode engage
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>>5935685
Oh yeah, because we're all Brad Pitt's in disguise, of course.
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>>5935710
>>5935683
Where's screenshot anon when I need him
>HEY DUDES I TOTALLY JUST GOT FUCKED AS SONA IN THE THREAD UGH LOOK AT MY PARAGRAPHS
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>>5935687
You probably haven't noticed since the card he posts doesn't have Owain on it.
His card has Tsuyu, some FE blonde girl, two other girls, and Poppy. While he does not have them on his card, he also plays Sona and Miss fortune(LoL MF not Skullgirls) which he gets requests for quite often.
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>>5935683
As long as I get satisfied in the end why would I give a fuck about why they erp?
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>>5935738
>not being a fat bearded pedophile means you have to be Brad Pitt
baka desu senpai
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>>5935709
That's what he does, though. Pathetic, I know.
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>>5935673
Now in it goes.
>Soviet then slides the barrel as far as he could into the cat's cunt and starts to move it around inside her slowly even simulating recoil of the weapon to add to her pleasure
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>>5935768
but if he does this so often why don't you have any screenshots anon?
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>>5935673
That's a good little pretty kitty.
>His fingers drift up, away from her chin, as she swirls her tongue around the swollen, red knob. Soft, gentle, he caresses her cheek as she licks him, his other hand moving down to stroke along her abused throat. His ragged, rasping breaths die down to a slower panting, and his eyelids droop down as he watches her.
I've got plenty to give to you, especially since I had to walk off so soon the last time.
>He brushes his thumb over her ear, while his meat flexes at the base with her rough tongue's rasp. Subtle and low, his moans rumble through the air.
Are you sad I didn't take you then, little kitty?
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>>5935744
>which he gets requests for quite often.
I have literally never seen this happen.
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>>5935676
It's not.

>>5935736
It's not bait, I just think you don't deserve all the shit you're getting.
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>>5935791
Search for them your fucking self if you want them so bad, you idiot. We know what we've seen. This isn't a court case, it's mob justice.
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>>5935768
I'm going to have to go with
>>5935791
I won't believe someone's that pathetic without proof.
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>>5935759
Nobody here is good looking, anon. That's why we typefuck. Don't lie to yourself.
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>>5935824
woah take it easy anon, i was just wondering.
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>>5935738
>>5935759
Yeah what

Why are you only thinking in extremes
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>>5935657
Which is a problem with online relationships. If it does happen, Ragyo will be happy and Jiro won't have to suffer anymore. But, maybe it'll actually work out.
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>>5935807
Nobody does, sans Paul.but don't feed into it. Let the shitposting squalor die without (you)s and focus on the RP.
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>>5935807
It is.
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>>5935844
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
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>>5935824
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>>5935860
Lol what RP?
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>>5935844
>Nobody here is good looking

Lupin looks like the P5 protagonist.
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>>5935403
>That got a smile. His hands flatten against her stomach, and he lowers them just far enough to feel her body curving in, narrowing. Probing fingers halt just short of her thighs, fingertips stopping mere inches from her sex. She can feel his warm, well-defined chest against her back as they both lean into one another. The suggestive groping flies in the face of his reassuring denial as he guides her around the side of the grungy-looking building.
No... we're not doing a thing, sweet pea.
>His hands don't leave her as they enter through a side-door, passing through dingy corridors until they reach a darkened room with a crude multimedia setup and a few rows of chairs, mercifully empty for now. Hana is borderline carried to the back row and pulled down into her domineering partner's lap.
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>>5935844
>Nobody here is good looking
Except for Lupin.
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>>5935807
We're on 4chan. No one deserves the shit they get here. But you'll get it because we're a thread on 4chan. I don't mind it honey, Ignore it and move on with your life.
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>>5935894
t. Lupin
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>>5935894
>>5935901
Proof?
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>>5935901
>>5935894
Image?
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>ctrl+f Owain
>42 hits
>He hasn't posted a single image in the thread
how does he do it
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>Fapping to hyper on e621 and listening to https://youtu.be/VKPjXZc7OPE
>The video just ended.
What am I doing with my life?
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>>5935806
You have probably been in the threads at the wrong times. Between the brick throwing gifs(which have stopped recently, guess that guy ran out of bricks...thats supposed to be a joke) and other shit flinging there are people that often request them even if Sona is requested much more. If you'd like I can go find the most recent time.
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>>5935919
Probably because he's half of those posts.
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>>5935919
Shitposters HATE HIM!
Find out how he does it with this simple trick!
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>>5935922
>40 minute nutshack meme
Fucking hell man what is wrong with you
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>>5935927
Ok Owain
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Are there any Avas still up to go? It's noticeably slow for a weekend
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>>5935975
Fuck off before I cut some bacon off of your back.
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>>5935975
Some dead hour regulars might show up, like Mecha, Ash, Symmetra and that OC Blaziken thing.
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>>5935995
I
WANT
MAH
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>>5935975
I don't think you should count on it. This place has become a drama thread with a small slice of erp.
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>>5935857
>and Jiro won't have to suffer anymore

This honestly makes me sad.
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>>5936021
>implying it isn't doing what it's always done and lapsed into drama once sexually frustrated male anons can't bust a nut to their waifus
Stop being so new, my man
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>>5936007
>Mecha, Ash, Symmetra and that OC Blaziken thing.
Anyone have the vomiting goose picture?
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>>5936032
>Owain
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>>5935975
Owain + Constant shitposting pretty much killed any chance of decent RP tonight anon.
Sorry, maybe check back tomorrow, Owain might get gunned down so we can have good threads again.
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>>5936034
Oh sorry, you were probably expecting some of those generic anime grills then.
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>>5936034
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>>5936053
So how would he be disappointed?
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>>5936051
>blaming a serial typefucker for no typefucks
I love how the Owain hate goes so far it stops making any logical sense.
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>>5936051
>implying Urkel is going to step out of his house
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>>5936032
Apparently you weren't in these threads during /b/ times where the shitposting wasn't filled with boogeymen (except Nue maybe) and it was just focused on the thread as a whole.
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>>5936076
>serial shitposter
FTFY
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>>5936095
That doesn't count, thems was /b/ days. It's always been like this in /trash/. We need a gang of sluts to e-fuck.
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>>5936095
We had outside shitposters then, an us vs. them mentality. Now it's just us tearing us up.
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>Owain shitposting usually occurs between sessions of Paul sperging out over not getting a (you) from DMG
>Paul is known for samefagging
>Around the same time the shitposting dies down Paul crops back up
Really makes you think...
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>>5936146
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY...
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>>5936170
A MAYMAY THEORY
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>>5936146
I'm always lurking, usually just don't have anything worth posting

I've been sitting here watching this shitshow for almost 4 hours now, I could've RPed but I didn't

if you're trying to say that I am Owain, I'm not
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>>5936095
>>5936138
>the early /trash/ ERP thread comfy is gone, never to return
Just fuck me all the way up
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>>5935900
>Hana's breathing becomes ragged as his fingers wander closer and closer to her heated, defined pussy lips.
Okay... Ah..
>She doesn't protest against his lead, needing that bit of a push to go through with his challenge. Hana keeps her eyes averted, her nerves overcoming her confidence just once. Some of the chairs were stained, eliciting a shiver down Hana's spine and she was sure the Anon could feel it.
>She wriggles in his lap, not used to the perch.
What are you...?
>>
> tfw no oneesan
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>>5936146
>Owain shitposts about himself for attention then shifts the blame on someone else
Nice system.
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>>5936182
>Could've RP'ed but I didn't
Nah, we just didn't want to bang your shitty avatars. A crossdressing clown. How fucking deranged are you?
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>>5936138
>outside shitposters
Yes but they were pretty harmless if you ask me. Nothing a simple hidepost couldn't handle.
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>>5935704
Just alright, n-nya?
>:33 < *ac's nervousness s33med to disappear for the most part as she was gently entered, basking in the security of being treated so kindly by the presumed pervy freak.*
A-Am I not good enough?
>:33 < *ac began to panic once more, the corruption s33ping through her body flaring up as she began to slam herself against Rance's length, spearing herself multiple times in the cervix, but continuing on if it meant he was pleased.*
>>5935777
>:33 < *ac began to pant, letting out hot puffs of air as the firearm was slid in and out of her sensitive folds!*
A-Are you sure this is a good idea, nya? You said it was on safety, b-but...
>:33 < *ac's sentence is cut off as the barrel of the weapon brushed by her most sensitive spot, replacing the next word she was about to say with a lewd moan.*
>>5935800
>:33 < *ac shuddered as the man's worn fingers bristle against her throat, the gentle touch setting off all kinds of fires in her crotch, despite being beaten and used mere minutes beforehand.*
I-I was wrecked, M-Master. To not be used like the worthless kittyslut that I am was j-just...
>:33 < *ac began to tear up again, but shook her head and went on with toying with the underside of his crown using her rough-surfaced tongue.*
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>>5936197
A hot spring?
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>>5936146
>just now realizing paul is behind shitstorms
How new are you?
>>
>>5936211
I like his avas. Just not him on a fundamental level.
>>
Remember, not wanting to ERP with a character because their player is an awful human being is wrong unless it's Paul, then it's fine.
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>>5936222
That's an onsen, not an onee-san
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>>5936219

Well... I don't know about that~ I mean, you feel great but I'm not... Quite sure...
>In reality, Rance was loving every moment. Every single motion where his crotch collided with her cunt, claiming the Troll's insides as his own. The sound of his flesh smacking against hers filled the air, her wetness aiding with a splashing noises thanks to her nectar dripping from her.
>His member throbbed over and over, spiting precum inside her, the translucent liquid helping every motion becoming more lick than the previous one.
A-Ahh....!! Catgirls... Are always fun to fuck~!
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>>5936275
Who's onee-san?
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>>5936219
Hmm, and I always thought little kitties like you drank their cream with this mouth.
>For emphasis, he tenses at his base, and lets his dick slap back down against her tongue. When it falls back, a fresh drool of precum spills down to meet the rough surface, and he shivers in place with a husky moan. Two of his fingertips begin to scratch behind her ear, as he drags his touch away from her throat, and down toward her breasts.
Perhaps I was too rough with your tight throat. Would you rather have my cock pounding at your fuckhole, and all my tasty cream dumped inside? Would you?
>His teasing takes on a softer tone, matching up more with the way one might coddle an actual cat, as he reaches Nepeta's soft tits. He rolls his fingertips over one nipple, and then the other, giving light pinches here and there.
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>>5936292
It means hot spring.
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>>5936271
>You shouldn't stop erping with bad people but you should stop erping with bad people.
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>The only person you wanted to typefuck with is gone because of drama
That's it, the next time I find someone to type fuck with I'm asking them if they have discord and DM them there.
I've had at least three sessions cut off because of this shit, it's annoying as hell.
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>>5936292
It sure as hell ain't me...
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>>5936315
That's the joke, dipshit.
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>>5936317
Who was it?
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>>5936219
It is. Don't want to hurt a cute girl like you.
>he quickens the pace of his weapon moving inside you and starts to turn the rifle to have you feel all of the barrel while tracing alphabet with the muzzle break at the end of the rifle
Tell me, are you close?
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>>5936321
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>5936317
Hi Lupin
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>>5936317
Hi Lupin
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>>5936332
Himself.
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>>5936197

> tfw no egg
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>>5936332
PS4-tan.

At least I assume that because they just dropped off of the face of the thread.
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>>5936373
God bless
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>>5936373
Egg made the right decision. How many people here can say they'll quit ERPing because of how it affects their partner?
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>>5936373
>or ham
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>>5936377
Korzy's RPer actually has a reputation for just kind of stopping. Then not picking back up again unless they're in the mood for that Ava. Yeah...
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>>5936386
You don't need to ERP when you can just fuck in real life, champ.
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>>5936392
Why do people play with her again?
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>>5936317
Isn't it just beautiful? And the best part is that people keep doing it despite people leaving and in the end there will be no avas left until the ones that used to be anons actually pick up a character whether its a male or female and then the drama continues towards those people and then they will leave aswell and in the end we will end up having a deserted place where no erping will happen, only drama of boogeymen thats been long gone. Its such a beautiful cycle.
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>>5936386
i thought it was because of the people getting attached to her
aka the "can you find out what happened to EGG" nons from earlier
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>>5936386
>i'm going to e-fuck a bunch of guys for hours on end every single day, is that going to be a problem?
That shit was doomed from the start.
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>>5936392
That's kinda rude desu.
They could at least lie and say that they're tired or something came up.

(I mean that's what I do sometimes.)
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>>5936411
They play a bunch of Avas but are incredibly boring and vanilla about their RPs even though they have a huge spread to work with.
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>>5936419
That's the endgame boyo
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>>5936377
She did post her discord, you fucking idiot
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>>5936411
There's not much of a selection these days.
>>
Where the fuck's Vino?
>>
>>5936442
Hi Lupin
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>>5936424
but she chose to stop even when he said it was fine
sounds more like shes paranoid of losing him
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>>5936460
In school getting his diaper changed. Let the drama obsessed fucker stay gone.
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>>5936411
Just there when the other avas are busy.
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>>5936433
>Everyone I don't like is vanilla and boring
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>>5936460
Gathering his strength.
>>
We're not gonna be just a part of their game
We're not gonna be just the victims
They're taking our dreams and they tear them apart
'Til everyone's the same

I've got no place to go
I've got nowhere to run
They'd love to watch me fall
They think they know it all

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
Me against the world

It's me against the world

We won't let them change how we feel in our hearts
We're not gonna let them control us
We won't let them shove all their thoughts in our heads
And we'll never be like them

I've got no place to go
I've got nowhere to run
They'd love to watch me fall
They think they know it all

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
It's me against the world

Me against the world

Now I'm sick of this waiting
So come on and take your shot
You can spit all your insults
But nothing you say's gonna change us
You can sit there and judge me
Say what you want to
We'll never let you win

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
Me against the world

I'm a nightmare, a disaster
That's what they always said
I'm a lost cause, not a hero
But I'll make it on my own
I've gotta prove them wrong
They'll never bring us down
We'll never fall in line
I'll make it on my own
Me against the world
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>>5936467
Anyone that would agree to that is a gigantic cuck in the first place, why would there be problems?
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>>5936479
How you doing Paul?
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>>5936442
Really? I didn't see it.
She's probably asleep now or some shit anyways.
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>>5936433
>>5936447
That's pretty sad. It's too bad most of the good avas are leaving because of the constant drama and shitposting. You reap what you sow...or something like that.

>>5936476
But the only really exciting RP she's done was that one Stocking one.
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>>5936470
If he was drama obsessed wouldn't he be here 24/7 like you?
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>>5936479
Hi Paul
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>>5936490
the problems werent with her typefucking
it was with the people getting attached to her
they forgot the golden rule of ERP: dont get attached
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>>5936434
Unless people actually gathered themselves together they could end this but if you ask me it will never happen. I'm just waiting for the final moment where I can watch this place crumble while listening to my canon in D, speaking of which. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu5TlSXEzzs Here you go.
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>>5936470
PEE PEE POO POO DIAPER LMAO XDDDD
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>>5936498
That's your opinion bud.
Why don't you say some actually "good" RPers then, huh?
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>>5936494
I'm talking to her right now, but you do you
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>>5936499
He only comes out when the shitstorms are over. He has said before he participates in shitposting just to try and kill this place.
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>>5936510
Owain and Luffy strike again
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>>5936510
>getting attached to her
How much you want to bet it was Mecha or Owain?
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>>5936512
I can also further add that its already happening since no one even bothers to make a new thread. I'm smiling right now because its the most beautiful thing at this moment.
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>>5936192
>Erratic breathing. A trembling body. Boiling arousal. They were all signs that she was ready for him, all signs that she was not the perfect star her managers wanted her to be. The anon knew that perfectly well, but to have her under his power, squirming under his hands... that was something worth renting a media room for.
I'm teaching a naughty little girl... that she can't fool her oppa.
>Warm lips surge against her neck. Firm hands slither down and press against her thighs. The half wall dividing the two of them from the rest of the seats is barely adequate to hide them, but as other viewers start to trickle in it needs to be enough.
>She can feel his cock stirring beneath her, the long hard flesh growing stiff against her through the scant layers of their clothing as he starts to rub his fingers against the soft, easily compressed folds between her thighs.
>His voice is a hoarse whisper as he starts to tease at the sweet bud at the roof of her sex, the show starting on the small screen up ahead.
... and you've been very naughty, sweet pea.
>What starts to play is a rip of one of D.Va's eroticised private streams.

(Can we continue another time?)
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>>5936535
He's not working hard enough
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>>5936545
It's already been confirmed to be Owain. And Luffy. Owain kept being obsessive over her in the Discord lobby and Luffy kept pestering her every time she appeared in the threads while he was on.
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>>5936476
>Only ever takes dick in the mouth, vag, tits, or ass
>Has undead and demonic Avas with no kinky or interesting shit
>Has two Avas with best asses and only takes dick in them
>Plays two of the most popular titcows in fiction and only uses them for Paizuri
>Contantly adds and obsesses over the new stuff while RPing non lewd lol it's HG
They are pretty annoying
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>>5936546
Good. These godawful threads need to die out.
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>>5936570
>>5936570
>>5936570
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>>5936529
>The other thread where she posted it is already gone
>will need to check the archives to find it
God damn it....
Fuck it, it'll be worth it.
>Goes to the archives
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>>5936560
Well what he is not doing Paul is certainly trying to make up for. Why else do you think all this sperging out about Owain happens after Paul can't get any replies from DMG?
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>>5936575
>Only ever takes dick in the mouth, vag, tits, or ass
As opposed to fucking what? Ears and bellybutton?
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>>5936581
It's in THIS thread

ctrl + f "#"
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>>5936575
Fucking this.
They have so much potential but they are so fucking uninspired. Even Owain and DMG do some kinky shit every now and then
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>>5936591
>Owain shitposting only comes from LD

Please don't perpetuate this
>>
Dmg please check your email
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>>5936630
I said Paul starts the Owain shitposting. I didn't say he was the only one doing it. Tho with how much he samefags I wouldn't be surprised if there were only a few people who did it with him.
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