EXPECTING A NEW HUNGER GAMES THREAD?
TOO BAD!
WAAAAALUUIIIIIGIIIII TIIIIIIMMMMEEEE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg--XqEv-fY
>>5921959
You just shouted again.. You need to be quieter and carry a big stick while you're at it, haha. But I'd say the best, mine are just perfect... I'm kidding.
>>5921978
I'VE BEEN CLEVERLY RUSED, ONCE AGAIN.
>>5921989
Yeah, but I wasn't as loud as I usually am, now was I? No need for a stick, either, amirite? And yours aren't perfect; they're 9.alottanines/10.
...Man, I must sound depressed when I'm not shouting.
>Go to bed at 7
>Wake up at 3
Fuck
>>5922006
Huh? Not really, you sound normal, though I suppose in America shouting is normal..
>>5922026
Nah, because it's a contrast to what I usually sound like - bold, brash, and generally loud. VERY loud. Too loud for anyone to handle.
...Y'know, I'm actually waiting for someone to show up at this point.
>serves breakfast
>>5922037
Well you still sound like that, just quieter..
And you got your wish.
>>5922046
it's a little early for breakfast.. But I'll still eat it as long as you cook it with love.
Holy shit guys
>>5922046
...Ma'am? You do understand that it's about ten in the afternoon, right? Really, there's no need for you to do that at such an hour...
>>5922057
No, I... Peace and quiet is a very rare thing around me, you know? It's so weird, I just can't describe it...
Although the breakfast is appreciated, she isn't the person I'm waiting for.
>>5922061
Yes, Anon? What's up?
Why are we so dead ;.;
>>5922066
Who are you waiting for? Oh! I know.. You're waiting for a girl you like right? I bet that's it.
>>5922070
I think it could be worse.
>>5922070
Oldfags got bored of the games/threads so only the /trash/fags stick around for more than one or two games.
>>5922070
I assume most people went to bed, it's always quite around this time of the day
>>5922070
Everyone's asleep, Anon. Or lurking, but let's assume that they're asleep.
>>5922074
Nah. No one I even like like that come around this hour - lemme give you a hint. She has a chainsaw, and is one of Rika's friends...
>>5922070
These waters are always calm around this time of day
>find a new manga to read
>the MC's appearance bothers me
>>5922083
Oh, Urotsuki, I thought she comes around earlier than this..? Though I might be mistaken, I always leave around this time
>Or pass out.
But the real shame is all these cute girls that're waiting in the shadows, haha.
>>5922106
Nope, not to my knowledge. She either comes at this time, or later. Or earlier, but why would I keep track of who comes and who doesn't at this time? I'm both waiting for her arrival, and dreading it at the same time.
...Kaito, c'mon, now. Almost all of them are either sleeping or too shy to say hi. Give them that little push.
>>5922104
he can't look that bad.
or does he?
>>5922070
Because most people would be in bed or having to go out at this time.
>>5922112
Huh? Why's that? You afraid of her? Honestly Ram scares me more than Urotsuki does..
But nah, I suppose I'm not ready to be tied down just yet, I'm actually looking over my options..
>>5922122
Because she'll gut me as soon as she comes here, and I don't want that to happen to me. I'm sick of all this pointless violence. If she tries to do that... It won't end well.
..."Looking over my options"? Come off it, you can't have that many people here like that.
is it too late to stop by and say hello?
>>5922142
Yes
>>5922142
More than likely
>>5922142
Not at all, but you'll just be saying it to a couple people since it's quite slow once more~
>>5922142
If you're not tired or anything, go wild. Just try to keep it a bit quiet since someone's sleeping, 'kay? You able to stay up for a bit more?
>>5922131
Will she really do that? I doubt it's that serious, I've been on her bad side once I believe, it was resolved rather easily actually.
Well... I'm the 'Shipmaster' aren't I? Haha.
>>5922142
I'm still here, so no you can still say hello.
Look at that, I won a Classy Game while I was away.
If Raven sees this, and I think she's sleeping, I'd like to thank her for the nice wincard.
>>5922142
I wouldn't think so. Good morning, or what-have-you.
>>5922154
Yes. They're kinda like sisters, and you wouldn't really like anyone that hurt your family, right? It'll take a while, but it'll be solved eventually. In the end. At least I can fend her off if that happens.
Yeah, I know, but you really shouldn't flaunt that off. It may be hypocritical coming from me, but that's very arrogant, y'know.
>>5922146
Well that's terrible.
>>5922149
>>5922150
It should be our jobs to keep this place alive!....somehow.
>>5922152
Nope, What are you doing lurking the night Alfred? Don't tell me you are trying to scare more people.
>>5922154
Oh good, maybe a singer can liven things up a bit.
>>5922161
Morning madam, are you in costume early for Halloween?
>>5922155
It may be easier to just thank her when you see her next time
>>5922171
What in the world is "Halloween"?
>>5922171
Oh to see the place this slow is normal, we do tend to liven up later though so during this time we just wait.
>>5922168
Like I said, I've been on that side of her too, but you're there because of Rika, I was there because of Ram, so.. I don't know which is more serve.
A-and I was being sarcastic... But I really am confused about the whole thing...
>>5922171
Is that an invitation to kill your ears? Haha, I'll try to watch my tone.
>>5922173
That would be a good way to do it but then I wouldn't have anything to talk about arriving here here... was it unnatural?
>>5922171
Because, well, the people are really nice to talk to, y'know? It's almost addicting at times, but... I've been making efforts to correct my sleep schedule, and it's paying off.
...Nah, that's just something that will happen on Halloween. I'm brainstorming ways to celebrate a birthday party here - believe it or not, two countries have their birthdays on the 25th and the 26th, so guess who's helping out on that?
>>5922178
Rika's closer to Urotsuki than you think, Kaito. Piss off either of them and it won't end well - luckily for me, I can fend them off because I apparently have super-strength. I somehow forgot about that detail. Lucky me.
Honestly, I have no idea what you have to be confused about. Can you elaborate on that, please?
>>5922174
You must be from one of those other worlds, one that is devoid of fun it seems.
>>5922175
I know it can be quite chaotic here. To be honest I like how calm it is.
>>5922178
I don't get it....Are you saying you are a bad singer?
>>5922184
I take it you are in charge of catering? Who's birthday is it anyways?
>>5922189
Generally helping out managing the party and all of that. Decorations and all of that is very important, y'know.
...Bah, alright, only because we're good friends, I'll tell you whose birthdays it is. Taiwan's is on the 25th, while Austria's is on the 26th. If I wanna include him in, Turkey's is on the 29th. I wanted to make it a surprise, but it wouldn't do well in hindsight...
>>5922171
It is not my job nor should it be
>>5922183
You could've simply introduced yourself to those few here at the time. The reason I said that is that around this time your gratitude for the person in mind will fall on deaf ears
>>5922189
Hmh. I don't get out often regardless. But I'll have you know that my attire is traditional to people of my station in my land.
the quints are coming
>>5922189
Yes it often tends to be better during to calm hours then when they are active, place filled with hatred and what not.
>>5922198
>Hugs the battleship
Hey Nyagato~
>>5922184
Haha, you make it sound like I can ever piss them off, I'm kidding though, like I said been there. But it's not like she's going to actively seek you out or something.
And.. I don't really know how to work this without coming off as.. I dunno, but I suppose I don't want to rush into things.
>>5922189
Definitely not! But surely there are people who don't like my voice, though you can decide yourself with this song!
https://youtu.be/-L1eRRIYNgo
all newfags must die
>>5922222
>>5922198
I am aware, but I also never show myself unless I have something to offer. Skipping the first two obvious series of exchanges I feel is something revolutionary in the history of human conversation. It's like visiting someone's home without a courtesy gift. It's considered bad manners. Out of the two evils of formality, I choose the path with at least a certain amount of substance.
>>5922222
I'll trim those quints
heil
>>5922222
>>5922215
Spend a day in my shoes - your life will change for the... Better? Worse? I dunno. She will seek me out, and she'll make me suffer as I did what I shouldn't have done. However, as I'm holding Canada in my arms...
>His gaze hardens.
If she so much as touches Canada, it won't be pretty.
Anyway, you don't need to rush into things, just try not to seem like /that guy/. You know, /that guy/.
Finally finished all my work...now heres a question for you all...
Should I get 2 hours of sleep or just stay up?
>>5922197
Those nations are not what I had in mind, nor had I imagine you going out of your way to help them. Are you going to bring a gift?
>>5922198
So you like it like this?
>>5922201
Im not one to criticize, but most people would mistake you for a witch. It's probably the hat.
>>5922208
Is that why I'v never seen you til now?
>>5922215
It's different I'll give you that. I'v heard worse so don't worry about it. Besides, everyone is a critic.
Though criticism gets anyone no where.
>>5922235
stay up, you wouldn't be able to wake up
>>5922235
Three hours is usually the minimum. Anything less than that doesn't work.
>>5922235
You know what you want to do but you came here for us to validate that decision you haven't officially made yet. The best answer here is to tell you to do what you want to do.
>>5922235
Honestly staying up would be best option at this point.
>>5922238
Oh no, I'm just rarely able to fully participate. I'm Maria Naruse, what's your name?
>>5922208
This is no time for that Maria
>>5922225
Firstly, there is nothing revolutionary about what you just mentioned. Secondly your mere presence is more than enough of an offering. If you assume that everyone wants something everytime you pop up then your mind is flawed.
>>5922238
Hey, I may as well celebrate them here if I can, right? Multiculturalism is pretty cool like that, and it'll get people to look into other nation's histories. I mean, why is Taiwan's birthday on the 25th? You'lll only find out if you go there.
...Maybe... I don't know, but I want people here to celebrate it, too. I don't know why, but something just made me want to celebrate it here...
>>5922235
Sleep, dude. Getting rest is important.
>>5922222
Yes! Kill them all!
>>5922235
Some is better than none.
>>5922238
Well, we are experts in magic, the similarities are only inherent.
>>5922258
B-but it's just a hug!
>Stares up at Nagato's face with teary eyes.
>>5922242
>>5922248
>>5922254
>>5922256
Urgh...I guess the verdict is to tough it out. I guess I could host since I have 2 hours to burn...
>>5922258
It's just how I was raised. The Japanese are usually polite and considerate or others, perhaps to a fault but that's really for nobody to judge. There's nothing wrong with going out of your way to be nice to someone you haven't met. It makes for a kinder, warmer, organized community.
I respect your personal values, however. I apologize if my mannerisms offend.
>>5922256
Garma Zabi, Nice to meet you Miss Maria, What sort of creature are you?
>>5922263
That's mighty generous of you. I'd dare say that there are some people who don't even know Taiwan exists. And that it's also known as the Republic of China.
>>5922270
Careful, some people will kill you over that.
>>5922278
host for 2 hours straight
>>5922233
Honestly America, you should be learning from these things ya'know, I wonder who'll be chasing you after all this is resolved.
Like I said, I was being sarcastic about that part, because of that list Russia gave me a while ago and I definitely know it's not even 1/8ths of that list I'm talking about.
>>5922238
Well I can change my voice some, but it's limited, recently everyone except me and my older sister I believe got upgraded to version 4, b-but I'm not complaining, I'm fine with what I have.. I'm luck to have anything at all.
>>5922293
>Her face remains utterly blank.
Not in my land. And do you think I would care if they tried?
>>5922293
I don't know why, but I want people to understand that other nations exist, you know? Like you said, some people don't know what Taiwan is - if I'm the only one that celebrates her and the other two's birthday, so be it, but I'm going to keep on celebrating it.
...Bah, I'm sure China won't hate me for celebrating her birthday, too. It won't kill him, so he better not be mad about it.
>>5922307
I am learning from them. People give me flak for being dumber than a rock, but I really do learn things. I'm not stupid. Most likely, Beryl would be chasing me.
...Okay, so maybe I /am/ dumber than a rock. What are you trying to convey here, dude? I'm a bit lost on a few things here.
>>5922301
Im actually considering this...
Let me go bust out host helper and lets get some games in.
>>5922278
If you want to. I was thinking of hosting soon as well, finally got the full screencap addon to work for me.
>>5922293
What sort of creature hm? Kuhuhu~
>The girl let out a slight giggle before spinning around and leaning forwards slightly
I'm just a little girl, what ever could you mean~
>>5922271
Nor is this the place for crocodile tears. If anything you should be resting at this moment in time
>>5922287
Your manners do not offend nor do i hold opinions on others for their upbringing unless their actions or personalities are simply atrocious. Also if you haven't realized you just acted polite to someone whom you may have never spoken to let alone met so doing that much isn't impossible you just have to throw yourself out there. The name is Nagato by thecway in case you may have been curious
>>5922238
In a sense yes. I need to slow down and take things easy, not to be in the middle of a noisy crowd.
>>5922343
>kissus tum
>>5922343
But it's not even that late yet mom!
>Begins to pout and let out a long, low groan.
>>5922307
Humble huh? Honestly you don't need to get the newest thing out there. Some people like the old fashioned also, if it aint broke...don't fix it!
>>5922315
No...I hardly know you or your land.
>>5922326
Taiwan is a she? Hmm makes sense I guess. What determines a country's gender anyways?
>>5922337
Come on, Hardly anyone here is normal. And every little girl I'v come across is some demon or something.
>>5922343
Nothing wrong with being introverted.Though you could have fooled me with your look
Aw screw it. Give me 24.
>>5922371
Hmpf, no fun... Fine, I'm a succubus if you really must know~
>>5922375
Maria and Harusame
>>5922343
Nice to meet such an outgoing person Nagato.
My name is Akiyama Mio.
Let me say this, I'd rather be in a place where people express a primary layer of caring for another through progressive action than in a place where people just do nothing and tell themselves they do instead.
Having an outgoing attitude and "throwing yourself out there" has been proven to improve recognition of social cues and being favorable within the members of your society. There's nothing to lose with the right mindset, and everything to gain.
>>5922375
Ronnie
>>5922375
Sanae Kochiya
>>5922375
Garma Zabi
>>5922375
Nagato
>>5922354
And most certainly do NOT call me "mom". Even the little ones at base refer to me as a sister at most
>>5922350
What the?? ...Oh, it's just one of you again
>she wipes off the area where you kissed
Resist your urges and try to control yourself. That region of my body is off limits and I do not know where that mouth of yours has been.
>>5922375
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5922375
Aksis Prime
>>5922375
Rin Tohsaka
>>5922375
Akiyama Mio
>>5922375
Sakuya Izayoi
>>5922386
It was nowhere, fellow shipgirl.
>>5922375
Shipgirl
>>5922375
Eggman-kun
>>5922375
My dick
>>5922375
Spike
>>5922386
Oh come on Nyagato, can't I just have a little fun with you?~
>>5922326
Beryl? Do I know them? But really you should confront Rika and apologize and then see what happens.
But what I'm saying is.. You know the date the other day that I was on? I was wondering about that..
>>5922371
But updates and upgrades aren't to fix things, though sometimes they are, they're to improve what's already there. Example! I could only speak Japanese in Version 1, now that I'm version 3 I can speak English!
>>5922375
Kaito
>>5922375
Reigen Arataka
>>5922371
Hmh. I mean to imply that they could try all they'd like. It wouldn't accomplish a thing but their own bitter end.
>>5922375
Gishki Ariel
>>5922375
The Peaky Angels
>>5922375
Kama The Bullet
>>5922375
Lord Beerus
>>5922393
>Grabs you ahoge and begins to pull it.
>>5922375
Baron
>>5922375
Sex Kitten
>>5922375
Tomoe Mami
>>5922375
Pharaon
>>5922375
Walpurgisnacht
>>5922421
I love you.
>>5922416
I can totally see how a stoic maid would do that.
>>5922371
Yep, she's a she, believe it or not. I'll show you a picture of her if you're interested.
...Hm... I never really thought about it, actually. There isn't really a pattern to what nations can be a boy or a girl. Lick... Lich... Liechtenstein is a girl. Really, I dunno what you'd need to even be a girl in that situation. Most of us are boys.
>>5922406
Artist, blond-haired... I dunno if you have. And if I were to apologise, what makes you think she'd accept it? Predictions really help you out a lot in these situations, y'know.
Ah, yes, I see. You're gonna marry Paula. Can I be the best man, or is that too early to think about these things?
>>5922416
>Alfred stiffens, trying his hardest not to drop Canada. He looks towards Sakuya, the expression on his face reading "Cut that shit out".
C-Cut it out, Sakuya. For the love of all that is holy, stop that.
>>5922431
>cringes visibly
>>5922230
>snaps a picture
>>5922371
And what make you think I am introverted?
>>5922379
People form affection and care for one another through socializing and participating in various activities together so if you don't atleast put your foot in the door you will never achieve what you may truly seek in this place. People will tend to look over and forget those who try to stick to the shadows rather than atleast say a simple hello or goodbye.
>>5922401
I am Nagato, not shipgirl. And what are you doing wearing Shimakaze's uniform?
>>5922405
Not now Maria. A simulation will start soon so I must be in top condition
>>5922230
>snaps your fucking neck
>>5922375
YOU WERE EXPECTING A TRIBUTE?
TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!
>>5922424
WAAAAAALPURUIGISNATCHT
>>5922432
>Sakuya simply smiled towards the hero as she continues to pull on his above.
This is quite entertaining.
ah
>>5922441
I've never seen someone complaining about getting more than less.
>>5922445
No it's not.
>>5922441
I-I'm her, don't you trust me?
She'd do that too, right? Nagato.
>>5922446
I accept this challenge.
>>5922432
Well, you could tell her something like.. "Hey, can you please forgive, Kaito says he wants to talk about other things than me being wanted dead by two vengeful women.", hahaha.. I'm kidding about that but just apologize, you have no problem with Kurumi or Elly right?
A-and marrige..? I-I.. R-robots can't get married anyway!
>>5922446
Looks ready to me!
>>5922445
>Alfred, showing a surprising streak of maturity, places Canada on the ground, and tries to slap Sakuya's hand away.
Cut it out, Sakuya, seriously. It's annoying me and it's not even what you think it is. Amelia just spread it as a rumour, so just cut it out.
...P-Please.
>>5922446
It totally looks fine, dude. Go ahead.
>>5922441
>Lets out a soft sigh
I just wanted to say hi...
>>5922446
Looks good Furry-san~
>>5922378
What's that? From the name alone It doesn't sound something pleasant.
>>5922406
And what can version 4 do? You know not everyone upgrades their car to a racing machine, they are happy with it as is. You should be too.
>>5922408
As long as you don't harm the innocent than people should be able to leave you alone, otherwise you are no better than a witch.
>>5922432
My theory is that the smaller nations seem to be female. The whole thing is odd to me, I would think you guys would be asexual, like those weird balls that also claim to represent nations.
>>5922441
You said you hated crowds, and your attitude is well...kind of aggressive I would say.
>>5922449
For you but for me that's a different story.
Here we go!
>>5922466
Ah... Well, I haven't looked into it, no point, it would just be getting myself worked up over something I might not get. But man.. I really am getting old for a piece of technology.
>>5922471
It's an early morning jog!
>>5922484
I knew I should have closed the door
>>5922460
And, knowing her, she'd tell me to stuff off and bring back a souvenir while I'm at it, too. See, funny thing is that with Elly and Kurumi, I can at least feel a sense of purpose and reward when I fix things with them. With Rika? I dunno, I just feel like crap.
Ah, shaddup. If a woman can marry the Eiffel Tower, a robot can marry Sylvie Paula Paula. Don't bring her next door and you'll be fine.
>>5922466
...Is Ukraine a small nation? I mean, she makes up for it with her huge "tracts of land", but Ukraine isn't really all that small, is it?
I think the word you're looking for is "agender", but both of these words work in this situation. From what I can tell, all of us have a gender because then other people can identify with us rather than a talking ball, y'know?
>>5922461
>Sakuya let's go of their ahoge once they slapped it away.
I know that what they said had to be a lie because that would be absolutely ridiculous, but seeing you react to someone pulling on the one strain of hair that stuck out was fun. Even if it was short lived.
>>5922466
Tch. You should know better than to tell me what to do. They leave me alone, and I they. It's a simple enough matter.
>>5922471
Thank goodness I've magic.
>>5922466
Wait... You really have no idea what a succubus is? Oh that's so cute~
>The small girl begins to giggle slightly at what she just heard.
>>5922471
... Damn it! Guess I'll be running around all soaked and dirty for a while.
>>5922484
No clue what this is exactly, but it's alright.
>>5922466
Not aggressive. I can be soft and caring when needed but strict when necessary. Plus being the admirals successor it's only expected for me to act professional
>>5922462
>pats the child
I know. Just...please don't use that nickname you gave me, it's embarrassing.
>>5922450
Your hair is the wrong color so no o don't believe you. You could be facing serious charges for handling military property
>>5922448
There will always be some. Now if you excuse me Mio I have a simulation to run but feel free to stop by and talk to me anytime you see fit
>>5922506
I'm hungry for some eggs for some strange reason
>>5922492
>He picks Canada back up, rubbing his Nantucket hair so it goes back to normal.
Truth be told, it was only because you pulled it. I snapped back to attention because of it - although it would've made for a lot of fun, it really isn't wise to do that to me for... Reasons.
...I dunno what you were gonna do if it was a erogenous zone, dude. Flirt with me?
>>5922506
See you lot later, I'm not interested in this crap.
>>5922506
Uhh...
I should probably go.
>>5922511
D-Don't be like that, I just wanted to... your tummy...
>>5922506
Damn light! Burning my eyes... Wish I could just knock that damn thing down.
>>5922511
>Maria grins as she wraps her arms around the battleship once more
Hm, what was that? I didn't hear you Nyagato~
>>5922478
How old are you? Even then people have a thing for the nostalgic and old. Why do you think people still listen to music pieces from centuries ago? You are a musician no? You should know music is timeless, so why are you worked up about your age?
>>5922490
You are right on that one. Those balls...They kind of creep me out.
>>5922499
Hey, calm down a bit. I was just making a suggestion. No need to get so serious. What's your name?
>>5922502
Uhm...Why do I get the feeling that it's something insidious?
>>5922511
As an admiral myself, You do know there are times to unwind, right? It's not like your fleet is right here...
>>5922511
It was nice. See you soon.
>>5922506
>>5922513
Seconded.
>>5922512
No, I would simply his you on the back of the head with the hilt of my knife until you were rendered unconscious.
>>5922525
Everyone, please donate to the shrine, I don't want to lose my kidney.
>>5922527
Why were we all down there in the first place?
>>5922525
I think this got a bit out of hand and lewd.
>>5922538
>donates
>>5922540
Thanks for the help, Aikawa.
Oh yeah, boyband mobs are pretty scary...
>>5922484
Huh..? What is it exactly?
>>5922490
Well she does say herself that she's rude, I suppose that's part of her charm though besides, even if you don't like her treatment you can make up with her so Urotsuki doesn't kill you.
You're... Anyway I wouldn't do something like that, what kind of manchine do you think I am? Haha.. Manchine.
>>5922506
C-couldn't I just sleep on a bench..?
>>5922524
Because all my siblings are growing up and making such beautiful music! It seems like only yesterday they were fighting amongst themselves and needing Meiko and I to stop them.. Ah, what happened to those little guys?
>>5922525
Huh? You're going to work with me? Sure!
>>5922546
But now you keep your kidney, okay?
>>5922550
>pichu~n
>>5922524
Hm... Do you want the long or the short answer mister?~
>>5922525
That a um... Very strange detail.
>>5922550
>Leaves the area immediately
Their singing sounds like a dying cat and those instruments are nails to a chalkboard...
>>5922524
Hmh. I don't get angry quite that easily.
>She performs a slight bow, holding her staff close to her
I am Ariel, ritual master, and daughter of the Gishki Tribe's ruling family.
>>5922538
I'd tell you, but...I've not the first clue myself, truthfully.
>>5922550
What dreadful noise....
>>5922555
Well, I hope so.
>>5922550
Obviously I survived, I am used to them.
>>5922564
Don't do it!!
>>5922524
I mean, I met America first, so that's pretty cool by itself anyway. From what I can tell, they seem like cool people, but not as cool as we are, amirite?
>>5922531
...Wow. I'm really glad that wasn't one of those zones, then. Truth be told, although it would be hilarious initially, I wouldn't really wanna be in that state - it's embarrassing, legitimately.
I wonder how I would even flirt with you, anyway... Pfffft.
>>5922553
Yeah, but I can tell when something just won't work. Charm or not, the insults are really hurtful. I mean, for God's sake, if I insulted her like that, half the people here would hate me, so what makes her different? Nah, I'll make up with Urotsuki, but I dunno about Rika. Let's shut up about it - my mood's still good, and I don't want it to die.
"Shipmaster" Kaito. You interact with more females than you do males, dude. Although that may just be this place's fault altogether, you gotta admit that it's a bit... Jarring, from an outsider's perspective.
>>5922563
Weird, but we'll figure it out eventually
>>5922574
I won't , I won't.
Please calm down
>>5922573
>Walks around the area, gazing up at the sky
Quite a lovely sight for the moment.
>>5922579
>Pets the silly ship.
Good Morning peasants...
>>5922579
bye bye..
>>5922589
GOOD!
I almost accidentally posted a wrong slide of my secret games
I'm living on the edge being tired.
>>5922589
As it were? I'd rather pretend that simply didn't happen at all.
>>5922597
I'm still royalty.
>>5922597
Hello there mister~
>>5922602
>Pets the Fury porn
It's alright dummy.
Ooh a feast!
>>5922610
n-neh
>>5922583
I'm flattered that you would flirt with me but rendering you unconscious would of been the only way for me to get you to stop, so I've heard.
>>5922602
hi kamina
>>5922573
I didn't think angels would do this kind of thing..
>>5922583
What makes it different for her because it's just how she always acts, but if you did it it would be a random insult, that hurts a lot more than an insult you know is coming. But I can't see you being entirely forgiven by just apologizing to one.
And that title along with 'lady killer' I use because I find them funny, other people gave them to me so I might as well use them.
>>5922615
I suppose that colab got us somewhere.
>>5922553
So you are envious of your siblings? That does no one any good.
>>5922561
Im not quite sure I even want to here it....but go ahead and give me the short answer.
>>5922563
Nice to meet you Ariel
>He offers a handshake
Vice Admiral Garma Zabi, Heir to the Principality of Zeon.
>>5922583
True, I met a National Socialist ball...He was quite something else.
>>5922597
I assure you i'm not peasant.
>>5922600
It's quite the relief, in fact.
>>5922607
What didn't happen, I can't remember a thing
>>5922621
... Why do you even need to drive when you can fly..?
>>5922621
hi trump
>>5922615
>Pigs out on all the food she can, enjoying the bountiful meal.
>Also I said Fury porn... Welp.
>>5922621
Oh you were so dumb! How could someone who should be intelligent manage to overdose~
>>5922624
Succubi are essentially demons of sex!
>>5922634
Hah! Whos the dumby now~!
Nah I'm kidding. I'm no better.
>>5922633
Hi hillary
Also, surprise arena!
>>5922625
Where's a kidney at anyway?
>>5922638
wrong trump which i was referring to
>>5922624
I'm not envious! I'm just sad they left the nest so to speak, they were kind of like children..
>>5922644
Oh, I only know of one trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, we have our winner!
>>5922638
>Pulls out a pocket knife and shanks Beerus before slitting his throat and taking the wallet.
Oh what, he only had three fifty!?
>We're both running on no sleep...
>>5922639
I believe they're somewhere around the lower back
>>5922657
>forgetting trump
i know you're either trump or faking being an oldfag now
>>5922618
A pickup line should do the trick, wouldn't you agree? Honestly, it probably would get me to stop considering what would happen, but luckily for you, I'm never gonna be like that. Hopefully. Try not to do that again in the future, 'kay?
>>5922622
And that's supposed to make her insults any less hurtful? She can call me a weakling all she wants because of it, but being a dick just because we don't get along isn't cool. You can be friendly without being friends. If she... Let's just move on, man. I don't wanna argue about this.
Use them at will, but some people want those titles, y'know. Why are you the master of ships? They want to be one, too, so they'll be jealous of you because of it.
>>5922624
A Nazi ball? Huh. I should have seen that coming, but I'm still surprised all the same. I wonder if... Quick question, but do you remember the Kowloon Walled City, right, Garma?
>>5922657
Congrats to the both of them, and thank you for hosting, FP.
>>5922664
So kidneys are... near your butt?
I thought they were like at your sides
>>5922624
>She stares for a moment, before reluctantly offering out her other hand. It looks dainty, clearly unsuited to physical work, and the grip matches.
I suppose that'd explain the amount of gold in your own attire, wouldn't it? Good morning.
>>5922625
....
>She clears her throat awkwardly.
Good question.
>>5922657
Driving is harder then I thought... Wait did I hit something?
>Stops the car and leans out the window.
O-oh... I um, was not here!
>Also you might remember the heartheston games, that was Trump if I'm not mistaken.
>>5922668
Thank you mister~
The dynamic duo wins another one!
>>5922607
Yes... you are... 1-meter away from me.
>>5922610
Ahh! Good morning to you brat!
>He hoist his can of beer in the air.
>>5922624
I can assure to you otherwise, you hold no ground here except for the muck you walk on.
>>5922678
Thank you for hosting Furry-san~
>>5922682
Ah~ I was wondering why you had such a foul manner, you're drunk already!
>>5922665
Keep note that I've been awake for 23 hours now.
Also, stats
>>5922672
A bit higher than there, obviously.
But you're correct.
>>5922673
But I'm not going to be bothered with figuring out whatever happened
>>5922634
Right...Im just going to pretend that you are a little girl and the following conversation never. Happened. So let's start over.
Ahem. Nice to meet you Maria, What brings a little GIRL like you here?
>>5922647
Ah, I believe you are suffering from empty nest syndrome. It's natural, either way. You should be proud.
>>5922668
I'v read about it in my studies, yes. Why do you ask?
>>5922673
Yes, good morning. I suppose you are here in some sort of expedition for your land?
>>5922682
Same can be said for you, low life. That's no way to talk to a prince.
>>5922657
Congratulations Maria!
Thank you very much for hosting FP!
>>5922668
Hahaha, me being the master of anything has to be a joke, but I'm running on empty so I'm going back to recharge.
>Goodnight everyone.
>>5922687
Thanks for hosting mate.
Aaaand here
>>5922687
two angels killed by two demons
>>5922687
Thanks for hosting
>>5922690
Actually, I'm fine, I know it's in the past, I'm kind of glad I can't have actual kids, I'd hate to outlive them.. Sorry to end it kind of depressing, but it's lat- early.. Goodnight.
>>5922682
You cannot waltz in here, automatically assuming all here are peasants and then demand I leave your personal space when you're the one who's violated my own.
And by any means, you still have nothing to support your own claim.
>>5922688
Well, I never said it was a worthwhile one, did I?
>>5922692
>Night.
>>5922690
>She scoffs, but still her tone remains dull.
If only I was so 'lucky'. I'd have people for such a thing. No, my aide simply botched his own portion of a transportation ritual, and here I am.
>>5922678
Congratulations, the both of you.
And thank you, ma'am.
>>5922688
>pokes
so there.
Well don't lose them!
>>5922690
Well, apparently, the Kowloon Walled City had a personification, too. I may not have seen it before, but it was apparently a thing. Do you think that there's a ball for it, too?
>>5922692
You'd be surprised, Kaito. I'll see you later. Good night, man. Have a good rest.
>>5922686
>>5922692
>>5922694
>>5922698
>>5922700
>>5922710
And thank you for attending them~!
....And if this post get dubs, I'll reveal one of my avas.
>>5922690
Oh just like Subaru-kun~
>Maria lets out a slight snicker
I was bored being under house arrest so I decided to see where I could go using random portals~
>>5922692
Thank you as well~
>Night, rest well.
>>5922698
Can't help it if angels and demons kill each other.
>>5922695
>It's fine dummy! You needn't do too much.
>>5922710
Thank you ma'am!
>>5922721
rerolling for you
>>5922721
>one off
Whew, d-dodged a bullet there.
>>5922687
Thanks for hosting! We're still the better pair though.
>>5922687
Thanks, even if those two should be us!
>>5922710
Well, no...
We should probably stop talking about it.
>>5922711
I'll make sure not to wake up in a tub full of ice
itt: retards surprised by phone posting
>>5922707
Take care Kaito.
>>5922710
Let me guess...with no way back? Funny, I was in the same situation as you.
>>5922714
There seems to be balls for everything, and that's what freaks me out. It's like they don't stop multiplying.
>>5922722
House arrest?
Oh please tell me it was for something minor...
>>5922752
i have a (You) for you too
>>5922740
Ahem, certainly, agreed.
>>5922753
Oh, hardly. It's only a matter of devising the proper ritual to return, really.
...Which I suppose is easier said than done.
>>5922753
Just like us, funnily enough. There's a personification for everything, just like there is a ball for every political entity. One for the Knights Templar, one for the United Nations... I wouldn't be surprised if there was one for Zeon, either.
>>5922740
How could you do that if you're sleeping? Are you psychic?
>>5922768
Haven't you heard about the ice tub story?
>>5922753
I um.. I may have gone a bit too far with my 'pranks' is all~
>>5922780
No, what does it say?
>>5922761
And what is required for this ritual to work?
>>5922763
Please no...I would hate to meet a ball of Zeon. It would be like all my siblings rolled into one.It must be weird meeting another you.
>>5922781
Why is it that every time you open your mouth, you just manage to make me more nervous?...How bad was this prank?
>>5922781
I want to put laxative in Maria's teachercoffee
>>5922789
To keep it short, the story tells that a man on vacation woke up in a bathtub full of ice, being robbed of one of his kidney
Even though it has been confirmed to be a hoax , it's still believed by many
>>5922803
S-scary!!
>>5922796
I've all the materials on me.
>She briefly touches the head of her staff.
The tricky part is discerning this place's location in relation to where I want to go.
>>5922796
Nothing too bad, just messed around with a few things...
>>5922800
And then I'll force you to drink it as I tear a hole in your chest for being a big meanie~
>>5922796
You'll never know if it exists or not, dude. Who knows? There might be a person representing Zeon, just like me... Anywho, it isn't really all that weird since the things here have desensitised me to the point of believing anything. I saw a girl version of me, a vampire, a singing robot, and a talking cyborg bunny. It's weird, but not THAT weird.
>>5922806
There's nothing to be scared about, it was a hoax.
Or was it?
>>5922817
WAS IT?
>>5922811
You can't do that when you are too busy shitting yourself, nigger.
>tfw have a genius idea for April Fools' Day
>tfw have to wait a long-ass time to do it
>>5922821
Maybe they're coming for your kidneys right now!
>>5922823
Oh I won't be the one shitting themselves, that will be the honor of your corpse to remove fecal matter before decomposition starts~
>>5922808
Yeah, no one really knows where this place is. Have you tried asking around? Im sure one of the veterans know something.
>>5922811
You killed someone didn't you?
>>5922812
But couldn't there only be one America? Kind of like that ancient movie, The Highlander.
Kee?
test
>>5922825
Hold and protect me from them!
>>5922828
NO!
>>5922835
>kissu
>>5922831
Nigger, necrofilia is sick. Unless you're Australian, then it's perfectly noirmal
>>5922834
Well yes I've killed quite a few, but that's not what caused them to put e under house arrest.
>>5922835
Hello there little spider~
>>5922840
You totally fell for it!
>>5922843
>Runs and hides from big lips.
>>5922845
K-k-k-k?
>>5922834
Hmh. I have my pride.
...And I've not met anyone with even a sliver of the knowledge that I already have so far.
>>5922710
Well tough shit sweet heart. I'm here to stay and there's nothing that'll ever change this.
>>5922690
You're overcompensaring at best, your royalty means nothing here.
>>5922686
Beer is a luxury to have....
>>5922834
Yada yada yada, parallel universes and the such. A lot of things defy reality here, so I've gotta welcome it all with open arms, you know? I saw another me here, once - that was really trippy. I'm sorry if I sound a bit apathetic right now, I'm just a little bit tired from holding Canada all day.
>>5922835
Ahem, I know what she's trying to say, don't worry.
...Kia ora.
>>5922858
Kee.
>Ducks back inside.
>>5922844
Who said anything about necrophilia?
>>5922849
>Kneels down in front of the little spider.
Well aren't you just adorable. Do you have a name little miss?~
>>5922855
It's just fermented plants that have affects on your body.
>>5922849
Where is your mum and dad?
>>5922868
Ke-kee-kee!
>Hides.
>>5922869
Mama?
>>5922862
Crap, I knew that she couldn't speak that language. I gotta make a Spider-to-English translation guide sometime, it'd help me a lot...
...Tēnā koe?
HEY WHAT'S U...
>>5922876
........
>>5922876
Hm...
>The girl stands up and walks away, only to return a few minutes later with a glass of water and a small plate of cookies.
Lets see, are you hungry miss?
>insecticides the entire board
>>5922884
Hey weren't you locked up?
>>5922876
Spider mom and her rape victim have you seen them?
>>5922884
>carefully pets the wasp
>>5922879
K-k-k-k-k-k...
>>5922884
Ke-e-e-e-e...
>>5922885
>Keeps hiding.
>Tiny tummy growls.
>>5922891
Keeee...
THIS THREAD IS TERRIBLE
FIRST 24
>>5922896
Shenlong
>>5922894
Do you miss spider mum and dad?
>>5922885
THATS RIGHT
BY A SPIDER
A SPIDER THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE
THIS ONE >>5922894
>>5922893
HEY HOWS IT GOING???
ITS NICE WHEN IM NOT TIED UP
>>5922894
RACHNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5922896
Wasp-chan
>>5922894
Oh come on I won't hurt you cutie, here have one.
>The girl slides the plate over towards the little spider.
>>5922896
Maria and Harusame
>>5922853
I wish you luck in your quest!
Farewell.
>>5922855
Yeah,yeah you reek of alcohol and your mouth is more dirty than a public toilet, you wasted enough of my time. Good day.
>>5922858
A topic for another time I suppose. Im afraid I have some business to attend to, see you later Alfred.
>>5922845
...I think this is a good stopping point for this conversation,goodbye and please don't ever get too close to me.
>>5922896
Shit Thread Full of Shitters
>>5922896
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5922894
...Am I actually getting somewhere with this? Maybe the time I spent with New Zealand will pay off after all... Hōhonu kaki, pāpaku nana? Does that mean anything to you?
>>5922896
Choco neko
>>5922896
Sanae Kochiya
>>5922848
it was a lie?
Not funny!
>>5922896
Aoi
>>5922903
>Huggu
YOU'RE BACK!
>>5922896
Baron
>>5922908
Hmh, I don't need luck...and farewell to you as well.
>>5922855
I could simply remove you from my sight.
>>5922896
Gishki Ariel
>>5922896
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5922896
Taras
>>5922915
Horror stories are meant to scare people!
>>5922896
Artilleristka Mami
>>5922903
She didn't do a very good job wrapping you up then.
>She pulls out a coil of rope from a dark portal she manifested.
Looks like I'll have to do it properly.
>>5922908
Alright then mister~
>>5922922
There we go, good aren't they?
>>5922896
Kama The Bullet
>>5922896
Lord Beerus
>>5922908
Don't worry, Garma, I was getting really tired anyway. Good night, man, and have a good rest. I'll just communicate with the little one here real quick.
>>5922922
He manako te koura i kore ai. Does that mean anything? Like, is it a greeting? A proverb?
>>5922896
Proletariy
>>5922896
Russian Remover Lycanroc
>>5922922
IVE GOT YOU NOW RACHNE-
>>5922928
>>5922918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5922896
Vorovskoy Shtrafbat
>>5922896
Cute box
>>5922896
Aviashilka
>>5922942
>Kissu
please don't ever leave me
>>5922922
She'll be back little one
>pet
>>5922964
Maybe, just maybe... Tēnā koe e hoa. Does that ring any bells?
>America
>>5922942
>Pinches the wasp's wings together and kicks at the back of her knee to knock them to the floor.
Now this can go one of two ways, a simple tie up without pain or a rough one with plenty of painful moments~
>>5922964
>They smile and slowly reach out their hand to gently place it onto the spider-girl's head, gently petting her as they nommed on the cookies.
Such a cutie~
>Maria Naruse