/sug/ Steven Universe General - Sleep is for the Weak Edition
Last Thread: >>5916585
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
Sad little blue gem.
wippity wen wing wang woo
Lappy makes me happy
>>5920065
Jasper is fat
>>5920088
>>5920095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5920076
w i p p i t y w e n w i n g w a n g w o o
>>5920095
*buff
>>5920095
*perfect
IT'S
>>5920129
THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FINE
>>5920017
They are moving and then I won't have any irl friends.
>>5920050
I might try going for a walk but I don't really have anywhere to go. It's pretty much sidewalk only near me. A gas station is the only real food place I could go to (closest to a restaurant)
I keep giving myself a couple days to let it out but it comes back in a week or so.
>>5920105
went easy on ya, but not bad
I can't believe Connie was raped.
>>5920171
Gimme a harder one next time.
>>5920166
hows about a request, on the house
>>5920204
Lapis confronts Pearl about the whole mirror thing
>>5920194
i don't
why are there so many pedophiles in this fandom that don't think they're pedophiles?
>>5920220
>>5920348
Thanks pal. I won't let em bite.
I'm going to bed, it's nice being back to these threads after not being here for a month.
lapiven
>>5920385
more like
epipen
gottem
>>5920385
is canon.
>>5920379
Welcome back. Sleep well.
>>5920379
wb, and good night.
>>5920379
Glad to have you back. Sleep well.
>Try to make dating site account after talking to people about it on here
>Wont let me use my email
It ain't meant to be man
Sugar family!
>>5920573
Big boy!
>>5920595
Is the drawfag who did the Priyanka calling us all sick request still here? I never got to say thank you before I fell asleep and I feel bad that they don't know that I love it and appreciate their time.
>>5920573
>sugar will never introduce you to disappointed parents and loudly proclaim that the two of you are getting married
>>5920603
Papa Sugar!
>>5920663
>>5920603
he looks like a slimmer, white version of a friend of mine
brbr im about to go meme the fuc out of him
>tfw you try to kill yourself and fail
>again
Fuck it, I didn't really want to die anyway
>>5920686
>>5920686
Well I'm glad you made it . Wanna talk? Doesn't have to be about what troubles you if you don't like.
Imagine Pearl's nutsack.
>>5920686
If you can't even kill yourself correctly the second time, you don't deserve to die. Suffer silently like the rest of us.
>>5920686
What if you're immortal?
Wowzers! Look at this article from 1983 about Becky's parents, Rob and Helen!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1983/11/14/robert-sugar/769e5f1f-55dc-4404-b5d5-fe4c1ee3c545/
>>5920762
>Helen Sugar and her stand [FIDDLER ON THE ROOF]
>>5920710
Nah, I'm alright. It's been a day so I'm pretty good now, relatively speaking of course. Just have to wear long sleeves for a while. Feel like a fucking idiot.
>>5920808
>Just have to wear long sleeves for a while
Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.
you boys remember the YUMMY TUMMY LAPPY EGGS?
Apparently, Helen and Rob were involved in this school somehow! They have done so much stuff in their lives!
http://www.labschool.org/page/donor-honor-roll/dhr-annual-fund/dhr-friends
>>5920808
Alright man. I'm here a lot of the time if you ever want to try it again and feel like talking beforehand.
What are you up to tonight?
Hey /sug/ what's your favourite song?
>mfw I love both of you
>>5920851
Lapis needs to clean her vagina holy shit
>>5920861
http://www.labschool.org/Page/About
>parents of former alumni
>"""learning differences"""
Which one of them is autistic /sug/?
>>5920869
Love Like You
>>5920869
if we're talking SU songs, probably Here Comes a Thought, im a sucker for a nice beat. and stevonnie's singing, hnnnngh
>>5920880
>>5920865
Just waiting for some money. Sold some of my things on eBay.
>>5920905
Oh nice. What kind of stuff did you sell? How much did you get?
>>5920869
Both of You, Strong in The Real Way and Comet
>>5920861
>"MENACING"
>>5920880
That doesn't mean one of them has a learning difference for sure. Their parents could have donated to the school or something like that.
>>5920869
Big Fat Zucchini
>>5920910
Sold my n64 collection for 200 and my old gtx660 for 81
>>5920880
What if both of them are retarded
>>5920925
I wanna give Sadie and Lars my big fat meanie zucchini.
>>5920930
Sweet. I recently sold some figures on ebay for $160
Got any plans for the money?
>>5920880
If Sugar has autism or a different disability why doesn't she say so? I think a lot of young artists who have issues like that could be inspired by her saying if she does.
>>5920951
Not yet
>>5920948
>discount-supervillian has a NSFW blog
How did I not know this.
>>5920972
Got any requests? Can't decide what to draw for the last page of my sketchbook.
>>5920955
That is a very personal thing to talk about. I think it's understandable if she doesn't want to talk about it, if she even has a learning difficulty at all.
>>5921006
Could you do Peridot trying to lift up Pearl?
>>5920983
I could use an URL if you have one, friend
>>5921035
Sure thing bud. Do you draw or write or anything?
>>5921055
http://negascribble.tumblr.com/
They aren't really doing much on it anymore but it's still nice
Discount seems like a nice person.
>>5921006
This with Jasper and a destabiliser saying "I'm going to make PD's shattering look like a fucking joke."
>>5921056
Well I've written a bit, and I used to draw a ton.
Now not so much. My tablet is gone and I feel burnt out anyway.
>>5921087
He used to hang around /sug/, he did one of my requests once
>>5921092
Seconding this.
>>5921087
Honestly I just wish he still updated it, his lewds are so nice but I lost them all when my computer burned down.
>>5921095
He still comes here sometimes. He did one of my requests a few weeks ago.
>>5921093
Mind posting something you drew/wrote? Would like to see.
>>5921103
It should have said, "Water those."
>>5920755
Oh god...
>Immortal
>Not smart or attractive
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIES.
>>5921087
Scribble is pretty cool.
>>5921120
I'll try to find something old enough that I can post without being recognized.
A lot of my recent stuff has already been posted here
>>5921152
If you're immortal you could become those things.
Just disfigure your face until it's pretty.
>>5921182
I don't think that's how it works...
>>5921170
Alright no rush
Here is the pose. Want it altered?
thought id try doing an actual kinda sketch for once, why not
>>5921197
If you're immortal you heal. So just fuck your face up until it heals in a way that makes you attractive, it's what supermodels do.
>>5921214
I like the pose. It's a little [spoiler]SKETCHY
but interesting style
I've heard of self-inserting but this is ridiculous
>>5921214
Lookin' pretty okay there my pal.
>>5921200
Looks good to me.
Drew shit like this a few years ago in high school
>>5921258
Pretty good hands and I like all the detail in it.
>>5921258
Dinklebop?
>>5921214
minor fixes, kinda liking it
>>5921283
nope
>>5921268
Thank you
>>5921289
I like it.
>>5921292
Sorry then, the sketchy somewhat angular lines reminded me of his stuff when he first started drawing here.
anyone still here? getting tired but dont feel like going to bed. been chilling and watching twitch streams, been nice... plus I got to do work tomorrow and dont exactly feel like facing that
>>5921258
Niiiiiiiice! Any chance you could post some more recent stuff? If this is from years ago I'd love to see current stuff.
>>5921375
I'm here, just confirmed a date with a friend to see Shin Godzilla tomorrow.
Shit's about to get turnt the fuck up.
>>5921401
sounds cool, have fun man!
>>5921299
I think I'm going to have to redo this whole thing. Pearl is so tiny.
>>5921414
yeah, peris looking a little... long... loving how pearl looks though
>>5921377
Did this a little over a year ago, never finished but it's all I have laying around
>>5921421
Yeah the Pericrotch is a bit
weird looking as well.
>>5921468
source?
>>5921454
Fucking shit, that's a pretty cool design.
Do you have anywhere you post your stuff?
>>5921468
Peri's gem is SO fucking tiny.
>>5921289
Good effort, try not to chicken scratch so much.
>>5921487
Thanks.
And nope.
>>5921470
>>5921421
Gonna go to sleep. I'll finish it for you tomorrow alright.
Goodnight anon.
>>5921454
I recognise that style. Nice work, I know it's you and I appreciate what you do for us.
>>5921499
yeah, I use a mouse so its tough to make nice lines right off the back. I guess I gave up on that and just kinda make those 'scratches' cause its easier, a little more natural feeling for me
>>5921531
b-but I haven't done anything at all
>>5921552
Suuuuuuuuuuure you haven't...
Your secret's safe with me.
>>5921499
>>5921551
just hopped onto adobe flash, makes it easier to use mouse and have decent looking lines, yet this is the kinda stuff I schlomp on out when I use that
>>5921530
goodnight friend
>>5921551
I've heard some people use https://lazynezumi.com/ when they draw with a mouse, it smooth's your lines.
Personally i try to stay away from all stabilators, so i don't have to depend on them when i'm drawing.
piss
>>5921863
Armstrong's piss
Hello /sug/
I like to narrate things. I've found your magnum opus.
>>5913914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymfeJTKn8E&feature=youtu.be
A life worth living isn't a life at all.
anonce when
>>5921939
when pearl's hair grows back
>>5921990
>>5921994
>do people forget that Ian specifically stated that he based SU origins after Transformers lore or did some staff member retcon that idea for "deepest lore reasons"
Someone posted this in a SU thread on /co/. Anyone have a source on this?
>>5922049
There is no source, it's bullshit.
>>5921225
I can't even tell what's going on in this drawing
>>5922095
Jasper's giving birth to a landwhale
I'm going to the gym at four o'clock in the morning just to avoid possibly having to socialize with people who would be there later in the day
>>5922109
but why is she boobless and covered in scales
>>5922000
The Diamonds have pissed off the hero (or heroes) of the last video game you played. How fucked is the Gem Homeworld?
>>5922340
Well, they're boned.
I can only pray that the wretched space rat hasn't repaired that hat of his.
Tablet Anon back again to take requests if anyone is still here.
>>5922444
>R&C after ToD
>>5922568
>He hated ACiT.
You, good sir, are a fool.
>>5922533
Any gem whacking someone upside the head with a ridiculously big sniper rifle?
>>5922340
He'll get triggered whenever they mention 'Buddy' Dewey.
>>5922533
Barb vomiting.
>>5922691
Not hated, just disliked since it started this trend of reusing the same weapons each game.
>>5922751
>>5922842
kek.
>>5922123
She's a snerson
>>5922340
>Dark Souls
homeworld will be wiped out
eventually
>>5923040
>>5923069
>>5923081
Her hair blends in with her body and it made her look fatter in the thumbnail
>>5923081
That was an unnecessarily large amounts of lewd
>>5923100
My issue is with the roll of fat that pushes the black part of her outfit over her red leg. looks pretty weird.
>>5923104
You can never have too much lewd.
>>5923116
Zat's way beyond lewd.
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>5923127
Fine, I'll dial it back a bit.
So Steven entered malachite's mind, not Jasper or Lapis'
I want to give them Pearl tiddies a good succ!
Gem Glow
Ocean Gem
Mirror Gem
Gem Drill
Gem Hunt
Gem Harvest
>tfw you'll never join the Crystal Gem Cool Patrol
Why live
>>5923151
Both, they are all one.
[spoilersdonywork]So what's the problem with group sex?[/spoiler]
>>5923203
But there's only two cool gems.
>>5919914
nigger
>>5920023
>>5920869
kill yourself
>>5921103
>>5922120
>>5923166
I love pearl too but I gotta say that's a weird pic
>>5923360
>All the shipper fags who use Garnet's mindscape setting.
Top kek implications and how wrong they are.
>tfw a diamond will never step on you
>>5923597
>tfw Blue Diamond will never hide her court under her cloak
>>5923661
>tfw Blue Diamond will never rerorerorerorero you
Guess who found a sixth pic for his "Pearlneraff"
collection
>>5923950
I bet it's either Greg or Garnet ;_;
>>5923950
>people
>only puts in one person
Pearl you dumb bitch, that's not how it works
>>5923950
A: Family
>>5924004
>Favorite people
>Garnet
Smart move Steven.
>>5924035
They are to Steven.
>>5924026
>Black
>people
>>5924058
Gems don't have a race, tumblr.
Garnet is literally red/purple
>>5924069
B-but muh coded characters
>>5924069
But Garnet is a nigger though.
The thick lips, fat hips, the African-looking hair, the black woman voicing her, her negro-y skin tone, it's all made to make her look like your average nigger except with a thinner waist.
>>5924093
>>5924069
Sugar wants you to see the characters as that, but in reality they are still space aliens with no defined race or gender.
Just looks.
>>5924069
>Purple
>people
why do i have this image saved on my computer?
>>5924121
Cause you are a gay retard
More lapis breeding /sug/. I only have a few and want to stockpile some more
>>5924197
okay
I want to eat Garnets hair
>>5924256
Don't bully the Garnet
Would you?
>>5924392
I don't fuck furry niggs
If you had a Ruby, what would you use her for?
>>5924428
War (and cuddles)
>>5924428
I don't know, fusion or some shit?
I mean, a gem is a gem.
Is /sug/ dead or just at school right now?
>>5924545
I'm dead and at school
>>5924545
Both.
>>5924593
But everyone should see this beauty
>>5924593
I'm not actually at school ,so just do your thing
>>5924613
k
>>5924613
Grab a knife and cut your wrists.
>>5924647
Everyone knows Sapphire is for aboose
>>5924672
Again, here's the knife.
>>5924692
Why would he cut his wrists? He's already gotten the attention he needs.
>>5924711
We can't have these creatures reproducing, now can we?
>>5924735
He's on /sug/, his chance of reproducing is already zero.
>>5924545
Dead. I'm listening to podcasts and knitting.
>lapisfags playing the victim card
POTTERY
>>5924790
>knitting
Anon, that's adorable
>>5924777
As is with everyone here, isn't it?
>>5924812
Yes, that's what the statement implies.
>>5924757
what are those fucking artefacts all over jesus christ
what the fuck are you doing
>>5924428
Testing the Breaking Point
>>5924888
He's posting an image without being an enormous autist about it, you should try it sometime
>>5924921
I recognize that ass
>>5924921
So it's ok to fuck up because otherwise you're an autist
>>5924888
testing
>>5924946
It's ok to fuck up because most people aren't autistic enough to care
>>5924888
Saved from facebook. Should be obvious.
>>5920880
If you read on the site, it's not just a school for autistic kids. It's more for things like dyslexia and ADHD. One of them could have dyslexia, and maybe they went there for a couple years when they were kids. Having a learning disability doesn't mean they're retarded.
>>5924967
rude
>>5924428
taste testing
>>5924946
No, it's autistic to criticize strangers for their minor fuckups which don't matter. Pull your head out of your ass for once and try to listen to others.
>>5924801
>>5924983
A good choice
>>5925005
It's all pinkiewave, dude.
>>5924999
trips confirm.
>>5924428
cuddles, I get lonely sometimes and rubies are loyal.
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
WHATS IN THE POCKETOLI
>>5925005
>>5924991
Let me guess, a SU fag is false flagging in your fucking tread
>>5924962
I think it's more likely that their parents donated to the school.
Rebecca and Steven don't seem like they have any disabilities, at least not in a visible way.
>>5925026
is there even a pony general thread here? Pretty sure it's all just porn.
>>5924986
When you fuck up, you fuck up, there's no "minor" or "major" fuck up, you're confusing that with the consequences of your errors
>>5924888
Saved from facebook, joined in irfanview. There was no fuck up. :)
>>5925044
>I think it's more likely that their parents donated to the school.
But why would they randomly decide to donate to this specific school? I would assume they have some kind of personal connection to it.
MEME
>>5925050
>When you fuck up, you fuck up, there's no "minor" or "major" fuck up
woops dropped my pencil, guess that means WW3
>>5925075
ANON YOU'LL JINX IT
>>5925071
now this guy knows whats up
>>5925050
>This is what indexer actually believes
There are no consequences apart from one obese autistic loser on an anonymous imageboard getting triggered. Besides, it's just image artifacts. Go exercise or read a book if images on the internet trigger you so.
>>5925075
>woops
stop fucking up
>>5925101
oh woopsiedaisy these ding darn ol' butterfingers
>>5925084
THEY'RE FIRING THE NUKES
When?
>>5925091
Or maybe don't just automatically flee from places you like just because of things you don't like
Maybe you shouldn't tell people to be giant bleeding vaginas on the internet, and maybe you should stop being a bleeding vagina, too
>>5925131
maybe you should stop being an ultra-autist
have you tried that?
>>5925124
I just woke up and the first thing I see is this picture.
Fucking why.
>>5925121
T MINUS 4 MINUTES AND COUNTING
>>5925157
i said this without checking to see if it's a meme yet
sorry if I ruined it.
>>5921863
bending
>>5925124
>>5925138
maybe you should try and stop calling people autists just because they're doing something you don't like
It makes you an autist
>>5925150
Fuck Future Vision.
>>5925174
>stop calling people autists
>It makes you an autist
>>5925131
>Gets told to stop spazzing out
> Thinks it means 'you should run away from your problems'
Get help
>>5925177
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
>>5925157
SHOTS FIRED, MILLIONS FOUND DEAD
(my captcha had a fucking SS artillery cannon, fitting)
>>5925174
maybe you should try and stop telling people to kill themselves because the image they posted was a couple pixels too small
>>5925173
w h e n
>>5925194
I'm sorry nonetheless.
>>5925174
You have a tantrum when pictures don't meet your specific and picky standards, and you fixate on 'fixing the problem'. That makes you an autist.
Does Steven still work out?
indexer's been at this for over 4 years, calling him an autist won't make him stop
just post the full resolutions
>>5925199
Nah, telling people to kill themselves helps a lot
How soft is Ruby's butt?
>>5925230
I post the pictures I find. If he doesn't like it, that's his problem.
>>5925253
>>5925253
Need more of the booty.
>>5925234
You get so butthurt over something so trivial. It's awesome.
>>5925253
>>5925262
>>5925272
>>5924907
I like Smokey. I was pretty surprised how negative /sug/ received Smokey just because e isn't for sexual. I guess I underestimated the all encompassing strenght of waifufaggotry in communities.
>>5925253
>>5925262
>>5925272
>>5925289
>>5925230
> change your habits and do more work so a random guy won't say something mean.
Sounds like pussy talk to me.
>>5925294
Smokey is still a meh design who apparently had better concept art then finalized art.
But she made up for it in personalty and how she works in battle.
>>5925234
I haven't seen someone this delusional since Amy's baking company
>>5925302
>Smokey
>works in battle
She was terribly mediocre, they just made Jasper much worse at fighting so they could make a """"point"""".
>>5925294
I just don't like Smokey because of some of the fanart depicting her as Obese with sretch marks and shit.
Also she reminds me of real life people that I know that do dark and crazy shit
>>5925301
why would you want low-quality images anyway
because you're that lazy?
>>5925319
More like JOBsper
>>5925319
Eh, not to disagree with you, but she was pretty much doing a kirby-tier style of fighting.
The fighting in the show is pretty plot-based so of course Jasper is gonna fail against the main character's super attack.
>Gods, I’ve seen some gross things, but seeing Jasper fuse with a corrupted gem made me feel unclean. Like, that was like a cross between fucking an animal and raping someone with every STD in the world.
>>5925339
Yeah, the show often shoots itself in the foot when trying to make the plot consistent with what has already been established. Especially when they have less than 11 minutes to cram the plot into.
>>5925359
Yeah, so why save shitty images?
>>5925322
>I just don't like Smokey because of some of the fanart depicting her as Obese with sretch marks and shit.
Isn't that kind of like hating a show because of the fanbase?
>>5925325
Yep. Don't need photo-quality or archival-grade. I'll save higher quality when it's there, but I'm not hunting for it.
>>5925289
so is jamie an ass man
>>5925393
Jamie had so much potential.
Why did they waste it on him being that kind of dramafag who tries to get someone way above his league?
>>5925399
>>5925404
>>5925399
Why does Peridot look like every Tumblr OC in a Steampunk/Victoria era setting ever?
>>5925399
>>5925407
>>5925436
>>5925430
That artist is pretty good too, i don't know why they are doing a trashidot comic with extra tras added to it.
>>5925445
>>5925451
>>5925399
>>5925430
The same reason indexer continues to post "better" images knowing nobody will ever care.
Pure autism.
>>5925456
>>5925466
>>5925469
>>5925407
>school dance
>drunk idiots
>most people seem pretty together and happy
Fuck people who insult the people around them for no reason.
leak?
>>5925490
kill yourself
>>5925503
Steven has cancer and thats what Gem Harvest is about, the barn stuff is a ruse
>>5925518
will he survive?
>>5925537
No, he will die and become Sans from Undertale
>Steven
>After
>Not
>Surviving
>>5925513
it's smaller you dumb fuck
Will Connie become a crystal gem?
>>5925692
No but yes
>>5925692
No, but I will
>>5925692
She did a mission. She already is.
>>5925692
Wouldn't be much of a Mary Sue if she didn't.
>>5925735
Who was this artist again?
>>5925735
>Connie is more of a CG than lapis
>>5925798
>>5925735
>>5925792
fuck if I know, do a MD5 search on the archive and find out yourself
>>5925798
And? Only a total retard would ever think Lapis would join the Crystal Gems.
>>5925792
That was me
>>5925839
Steven
>"Lapis be crustal jam please"
>Lapis is now CG.
I'm working on this again if that anon is still here. This pose is weird. More complicated than the ones I've been doing lately.
>>5925807
>cosplaying as harambe's gemsona when you're not a large black man and have no choice but to cosplay as her because she's the only character in the show you can come close to looking like
>>5925906
I can see her working with them for Steven but not actually becoming a member. At least any time soon.
Jasper goes Crystal Gem when
>>5925885
>>5925937
When they need an animal mascot. Oh wait, Centipeetle already fills that role, so never.
>>5925937
season 6
>>5925959
>Lion
if you from the future times traveled back in time and told you that peridot is now a meme and she and lapis live in a barn and also jasper fucked a dog how would you react?
>>5925975
>The role is already double booked
Jasperedemption just keeps getting sunk more and more.
>>5925978
I would ask if Jasper put it in or did she take the knot
>>5925978
>"You should know yourself pretty well idiot, how the fuck is Garnet/Sapphire?"
>>5925497
She's an arrogant nerd, that's exactly the kind of shit they say, so it's in character at least
>>5925430
It's what you do when you really like a character/ship and the original work isn't a romance. It's easy to insert the kind of ship interactions people crave in tried and true fanfic settings where canon things like alien ignorance to human interaction and Peri not being able to fug won't restrict them. And most fanart is pointless fluff that doesn't focus on the setting anyway, so why not cut to the chase and make them human I guess. Also Peri isn't really fuckable with her bizarre giant triangle hair so humanization makes it more believable for ship stories I think, other gems have more natural looking hair so they're fine the way they are
Although I haven't been following this comic because I'm not a fan of dement's human art. I liked that antifreeze comic though
>>5925978
If you told me that during season one I would probably be surprised and confused because I most likely wouldn't know who Jasper was and wouldn't get what you mean when you call Peridot a meme.
If you told me that at any point during the time season 2 was airing I wouldn't be surprised since that's when the writing started to go to shit
>>5925978
"Hvur andskotinn er Peridot og hvà aætti mér ekki að vera drullusama"
>>5926018
>>5926028
>Peri isn't really fuckable with her bizarre giant triangle hair
Speak for yourself
>>5925937
season 4 finale, after a big battle for earth and Jasper realizing she is on the wrong side, she poofs in battle too, revealing her CG outfit as they travel back to homeworld with their own army including:
>Original CG
>All gem allies including gems from YDs army from the failed earth invasion
>uncurrupted gems
>Human Allies
>>5926057
t. autistic frog-fucker
>>5926064
>season 4 finale
Now that's what I called deluded.
>>5926018
Regret...for not tappin that
>>5926064
>Human allies
>Implying President Trump wouldn't destroy the Diamonds before the CGs got there
>>5925978
Nothing would be different because Peridot was and still is best meme gem
>>5926077
gotta wrap this shit up in 5 seasons brah
>>5926102
>bringing up politics 4norasin
why you gotta be that guy anon?
>>5926109
Doesn't mean they will. In fact I'd bet good money they won't because for some reason they thought they would get more.
>>5926102
>implying Clinton wouldn't be the president
>>5926008
CHARLYNE YI'S VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BULLY HER I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE!
>>5926064
So the season will end like this, but in space?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTP9SUkHl8
>>5926120
but steven universe doesn't take place in the 90s
>>5926137
Aloha to you too.
>>5926140
whoops I meant this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCMaaC1tyPg
>>5925978
"what the hell are you talking about"
and then i'd give myself a look when i found out i watched steven universe
>>5926144
Am I really so transparent?
>>5926177
Like a Ruby
>>5926163
Source on that?
>>5926200
Ian.
>>5926118
>they leave 90% of questions unanswered
>we never see pink diamond or white diamond or homeworld
>We never see Jasper, Bismuth, or Centipeetle ever again
>the only fusions in seasons 4 and 5 are Steven fusions
>We never see Malachite, Opal, Sugilite, Sardonyx, or Alexandrite ever again
>Lapis stays boring and retarded
>Peridot is still a meme
>Garnet never gets character development
>Amethyst doesn't get killed off
> season four was made up of three consecutive Pearl arcs about her breaking up with Mystery Girl and relapsing over Rose
>yellow diamond is the true final boss
>leaves final episode of season 5 on a cliff hanger with a fleet of homeworld ships coming to earth and Steven being confident that he and the CGs will be able to stop them
I'd just be happy this shitfest was finally over
Imagine the jasperdemption version
>>5926244
I'd rather not
>>5926244
Peridot was going through a crisis to be fair, misleading comparison.
>>5926253
Name a single time outside of Gem Drill where she hasn't acted like a meme for longer than 2 seconds.
>>5926260
the whole beta kindergarden half of beta.
>>5926279
>the whole beta kindergarden half of beta
No, you could have gotten away with "Her inspection of Jasper's hole," but the whole thing? No.
>>5926244
>>5926245
This will do for now
>>5926263
I bet Eyeball that you got this from a repost.
>>5926183
It's spooky, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it.
>>5926244
i'm sad now
>>5926299
What do you mean?
>>5926297
thought she was pretty sensible during that whole sequence, also when she made her speech to Jasper.
Also that time she got bored in too short to ride.
>>5926244
I don't have to because Dragon Ball did it for me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKlJcp_f0o
>>5926315
I think gym rat Jasper would be sufficiently memey and still fun. I could live with that.
>>5926263
well fuck so gem hel-- ... heaven (?) is a real place where they will go?
>>5925937
>>5926156
>>5926269
I see this thread has gone full adorable
>>5926244
It will be great
>>5926352
>full adorable
there's no such thing as 'full' adorable,anon
>>5926337
Man the guys doing the abridged series must have gotten really good at video editing recently.
>>5926384
how can you claim that while proving yourself wrong in the same post?
Diamonds can't be poofed, right?
>>5926424
>>5926424
There's no evidence one way or the other.
>>5926399
adorableness is infinite,you fool
>>5926457
well fuck. You may be actually right
>>5926444
>>5926474
>>5926244
>>5926337
>jasper trains steven to fight by making him use his quartz strength to lift cars and break mountains in half and shit
>i used to want this but then they made Jasper into the biggest jobber ever
>>5926244
Peridot became the meme-machine because she is out of her element. I would imagine when confronted with something new Jasper would comically either ponder its tactical significance or break it.
>Jasper: "What is this useless thing inching around the ground?"
>Steven: "That's a caterpillar. Eventually it will make a cacoon and fly away as a butterfly, like that one over there"
>Jasper: "Changing forms and flight... impressive"
>Peridot's wifi mower wanders by
>surprised Jasper headbutts it
>blade goes flying and nearly kills Steven
>Peridot just stands there in tears knowing she can't stream Camp Pining Hearts anymore
>>5926440
>Matt "Burn Noticed" Burnett
>>5926495
of course i am right,anon
now let's post more adorable art
>>5926536
>Can't even stand up to Shitty Fartz
Where my Jasper gone?
>>5925912
>>5926572
>>5926572
certainly!
>>5926538
>Jasper being jealous of a caterpillar
>THIS THING COULD FLY?
Need it
>>5926579
>gets her ass kicked by Stevonnie even even though she has more than five thousand years worth of fighting experience compared to Steven and Connie
>>5926579
*stanky fartz
>>5926579
>>5926672
>>5926658
Someone post that picture of Rose calling herself perfect, and then edit it to have Jasper in Amethyst's place and Pink diamond in Amethyst's.
>>5926676
that's no fusion that's a basket ball
>>5926658
To be fair, Stevonnie didn't do shit.
She didn't even scratch Jasper, Jasper just pussed out because she can't handle fusion.
>>5926711
Jasper is just all up in that ass
>>5926642
WECOULDFLY
>>5926743
I really want those to be real I'd like to add.
>>5926743
anyone got the melted pearl cream?
>>5926720
the writers still made her job against two kids who hadn't even fought a smaller enemy like a gem monster beforehand
Last for Lapis
>>5926773
It's not jobbing if she didn't actually lose.
>>5926792
Right, and Vietnam was an American victory.
>>5926768
I do! next thread.
>>5926779
rapis shitzuli is a retarded boring blue waifu-bait slut
>>5926797
I never said she won, I said she didn't job, she just gave up.
You guys take forever to make new threads.
>>5926253
>>5926538
Fucking this. People keep forgetting the "out of the water" issue. If I was forced to settle on a new strange planet I wouldn't smoothly blend in either. Heck even our original gem CG still have some wacky out of their element moments (I suppose Amethyst the least). I do feel like the writers need to be a bit more careful not using her too much for comedy, but looking back at S1 and even then she was already more comedic than the others.
Also a matter of personal taste of course. I don't mind her antics as much as some of you do probably. I often compare her to Sokka of Avatar: comedic but with plenty of serious moments as well.
>>5926815
Giving up is the same as admitting defeat. If she wasn't defeated she would have no reason to leave.
>>5926837
That's dumb. Was she "defeated" when she walked away in gem hunt?
What a stupid argument.
>>5926851
Was she fighting when she walked away in gem hunt?
What a stupid argument.
>>5926834
I hate comic-relief characters like Sokka, but even he was way less meme-y than Peridot
>>5926895
Sokka was great. Even without the jokes he was a fleshed out character. It's Bolin who suffered from having too much of the comedic relief dumped on his shoulders.
>>5926915
I hated Bolin too
>>5926895
Well that's your opinion and I'm perfectly fine with that but...
>meme-y
You're not the only one using that word, but why not just say antics/slapstick/comedy? Maybe I'm not getting the meme of describing characters as a meme.
>>5925798
lappy feet
>>5926093
you got a sauce there pal