ERP thread: Traptacles edition. Previous: >>5902132

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>>5907045
First for more yaoi!

>>5907081
Yaoi is gay though

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>>5906983
>she looked down at the cups, swiftly grabbing two and chugging them, then slamming them down, she takes a moment to pause, looking a tad bit surprised at the taste
Huh... Those actually taste somewhat good...

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>>5907090
Yes, and? That's the point.

>>5907081
I've been looking for someone to play a trap for me, light orientation play. Something like I've been broken up with recently, he shows up dressed all cute, offers to blow me or something.

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>>5906916 (Ana)
>The mighty arms hold her surprisingly gently considering the obvious tensed power of them. There's a low rumbling as her hands go exploring south of his waistline, and he soon returns the favour with a fond nip of her backside.
Ruin, habibti?
>He asks her to clarify, the single word of arabic as fresh in his mind as the day he looked it up - still reserved only for her.
I think it would take much more than just me to ruin a woman like you.
>It's not often he can bring himself to admit to being incapable of anything, and so he hopes that telling her that she is too wonderful to so easily spoil will act as the compliment he intends.
>A hand cups her cheek, thumb stroking over it.

>>5907000 (Banter about Blood and Wine)
(For a while the knights threw me for a loop. I was half expecting them to be playing some kind of practical joke. Made it all the beter when it turned out ... nope, they were serious.)

>>5907100
Cute!

>>5907045
>Tfw nobody plays as a tentacle monster
>Tfw probably nobody will pick up a tentacle monster for tons of fucking, egg laying, and mind breaking
Suffering.

>>5907095
>This girl drinks like 20 men....
>She actually enjoys it, ha! Finally she must be thinking he's pretty impressive for having such divine taste
>He smirks her way and winks
I told you didn't I? Did you doubt me? I track down drinks this good all the time.

>>5907148
Not them but Blood and Wine was phenomenal. I liked Heart of Stone's story better but they are both stellar additions to the core game which is already great. Some of the new weapon mod systems can make some broke as fuck swords, I loved it.

>>5907179
Reinhardt plays a giant tentacle monster disguised as a grass field. Is that satisfying enough?

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Isn't it kinda annoying when people write their fiction out-of-sequence to pretend to be deep, but it's really just a good way to get out of organizing their chapters or scenes?

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>>5907196
Yeah yeah whatever, Just hope you have alot of these.
>she starts drinking each one, quickly finishing them one-by-one

>>5907209
I thought he dropped that.

>>5907225
Well its right its not on his card anymore but you can always ask right?

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>>5907209
>giant tentacle monster disguised as a grass field

>>5907209
No egg laying sadly.

>>5907200
The way Heart of Stone was resolved gave me fucking chills.

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>>5907222
>based Gunter Grass called nignog 2deep4u writers out on this in 1959
>still discussing it
555-COME-ON-NOW

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>>5907256
Aw, really? Sorry, I've got no formalized understanding of literary criticism. I didn't mean to be 57 years late.

>>5907246
I fucking know, right?
I got the shit ending for BnW first and save-scummed like an hour back to fix my fuckup.
Fuck you, CD Projekt Red, I wanted my happy fairy tale ending and I fucking got it. Go me.

>>5907246
Did he say he doesn't include that kind of stuff or was it just not in his play?

>>5907223
>Damn, she's just going through my collection one by one? Is this bitch even getting drunk? How the hell am I supposed to make a move.....
>Well there is one thing...he feels the drug in his pocket....just one would make any vulnerable girl pass out or immobile...he'd probably have to slip in enough to knock out a elephant for this one though....she's drinking so much she probably wouldn't notice right?.....He debates doing something as he watches her down every drink

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>>5907129
>the Arabic pet name sends a dull throb through her heart, never failing to hit its mark in her for the intimate little gesture it is
I think you do not give yourself enough credit, Reinhardt.
>her entire body is buffeted by the swat, and a breathless laugh comes to her, and she bats her lashes at him as his thumb moves across the ankh painted on her eye and cheek
But you are sweet nonetheless.
>it takes getting up onto her tiptoes to be able to press a kiss to his lips, and even then she has to strain, but she finds herself soon lost in the mutton chops anyway

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>tfw you fall asleep in the middle of a session and wake up an hour later
Isthere any worse feel?

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>>5907292
(This is too cute.)

>>5907102
;_; or not

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>>5907157
You!

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>>5907291
>she slows down at her drinking, finally stopping a minute later, she looks at the man with a slightly amused look
Say...
>her face goes to her normal grumpy one
Know where the bathroom is?

>>5907276
I've not tried it before. Didn't envision it as being part of the field's repertoire.

But I have been considering looking for a slightly more 'serious' tentacle monster to pick up.

>>5907301
Sorry I put you to sleep, Nae.

>>5907328
Adorable and cute!

>>5907301
>falling asleep like that

I don't get how you people do this have you fucks have no discipline what so ever.

>>5907354
I remember Orcanon having a tentacle monster but he disappeared again so it would be great to have more of that stuff. I can link you to this thread for more inspiration. >>>/d/7013353

>>5907368
It just happens, I don't know how. One moment I'm typing my responce, next moment, it's an hour later and I have a blanket wrapped around me.
I blame going to sleep at like, 2.

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>>5907265
The Tin Drum, published in 1959 (German) and translated to English in 1961 casually shat on this early on, in page 5 in fact. The main character, Oskar, has to think about how he should go about telling the story of his life, and in doing so dismisses non-chronological writing by comparing it to edgy beginnings of books, shown in the quote "I've also been told that it makes a good impression to begin modestly by asserting that novels no longer have heroes because individuals have ceased to exist, that individualism is a thing of the past, that all human beings are lonely, all equally lonely, with no claim to individual loneliness, that they all form some nameless mass devoid of heroes," which is shitting on the practice of starting in the middle and then going haywire by comparison to the dumb quote above.
Yeah you are a little bit late to the party, but The Tin Drum received a fair bit of criticism and to this day people still write out of chronology so you're good.

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>>5907391
Wait, disregard the first part, The Tin Drum has had more than one English translation and my paperback doesn't tell me the year of the original being published.

>>5907345
>He nearly jumps when she speaks to him. Obviously his guilty conscious had him on edge.
W-what? Bathroom? Yeah of course, just down the hall way to the left.
>.....this was his chance...
>He kept a friendly smile on his face while he waited for her to leave before slipping the drugs into her next drink.
>He felt alittle bad for her but the anticipation of what happens next already got him bulging his pants

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>>5906861 (TeAnonymous)

[S-Sorry! I was pulled away to do something, I'm back thankfully.]

I try my best to make my customers happy. After all, that's what a Geisha is supposed to do~
>She lifted one of her regular hands and gently caressed the cheek of the male before her, smiling as sweetly as she could.
I hope I'm doing a decent job at it~ Otherwise, hmm, I'd have to try harder.

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>>5907361
Anon is cute and adorable!

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Post cards please!

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>>5907292
>That provokes yet another easy chuckle, and the old man's hand shifts away from his lover's eye of Horus to her hair, catching strands of it between his fingers and leaning down into the kiss, his bristling beard brushing against her face as he eagerly tastes her lips.
Haah~ It's not often that I hear my modesty praised.
>His amused breaths are hot against her face, and he peppers her with little kisses, their noses bumping. Her behind is attacked by the hand not tilting her head sweetly up to meet him, fingers pressing enthusiastic into that pliable flesh.

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>>5907421
>she rushes at the bathroom, and takes her sweet time in it
>she finally gets out of it and sits back down at the couch
Atleast you have working plumbing.

>>5907439
Nowhere as cute as adorable as you!
>Anon reached for the boy's hair, ruffling it with his fingers.

>>5907422
(Ha, it's all good. Stuff happens.)

>He blinks at her touch, and turns his head toward her hand. For a moment, he remains motionless without even breath, and then meets her eyes again. His hand abandons the teacup, and reaches up to trace from one of her knuckles down to her wrist, an exploration over her feel.
If I were to be totally honest, I'd have to say I expected to feel a bit more trepidation in your presence. Perhaps more than a bit.

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>>5907452

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>>5907391
>>5907419
You've mentioned The Tin Drum a few times. Whatever, I have the time and means to explore it, I guess. Unless you have some reason that I shouldn't.

>Just want to know my partner enjoyed something as much as I did
>Too nervous to ask if they got off

>>5907458
>women, I'll never understand what takes them so long in there
>He really tries to pretend he didn't hear that. Chances are this girl lives in the woods anyway.

Yeah, its not a bad place, you could...stay the night if you wanted to.

>>5907497
I know this feel. ;_;

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>>5907484
The only problem I can imagine is you ceasing to read it early on, or pretty much anywhere really. I've been told that it's a wild ride when you read it for the first time and so far I'd have to agree.
Oh, I derailed a conversation again. How horrifying.

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>>5907461

I'm aware that my appeareance can be... Frightening at times, specially towards those who aren't very familiar with my species. Thankfully, I manage to convince them that I'm not someone they should fear but instead someone they can call a friend.
>She slowly pulled her hand away, hiding it under the sleeve of her red Kimono.

>>5907497
Nervous?

What's the worst that could happen? They call you a creep?

Remember where you are.

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>>5907460
Aha, stoooop!
>Wriggling around and giggling, his face slowly turned red from the teasing and ruffling of his hair.

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>>5907321
(Glad you think so too)

>>5907452
>

>>5907454
>the white tangles of his beard are ticklish as all hell, and it takes effort not to start giggling halfway into their tender kiss
You are worth it, I think.
>her comparatively tiny teeth suddenly nip around his nose, and a raspy chuckle joins it before she releases and gives the reddened skin a tiny peck
>but her attention is soon taken up by the assault on her rear, as she's barely able to keep standing with the kneading of her behind
Why don't we...
>with a grunt of effort and a soft click, her belt is soon undone, and she sets to tugging her legs down and off

>>5907558
I shouldn't be saying this but you're damn too cute for a guy!
>Said the other male as he continued the ruffle the other's hair.
Got a name, buddy?

>>5907539
I can't deny that you've managed to form a rapport, so I would say that speaks to your skill and experience.
>He lets his fingers trace over her hand as she pulls it free, and then surrounds the teacup with his hands.
Of course, I haven't found that I've been intimidated while sharing tea. Not often, at least.
>A slight bow bends him before he rises up from his kneel, and gives a gentle smile.
It's been a good conversation. I think I might visit you again, now that we've broken the ice.

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>>5907452
Okay dookie...back to your regularly scheduled program.

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>>5907535
I try to stay with my books unless they bore me or end up with the author talking down to me like I'm an imbecile.

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>>5907501
>she shrugs at the man
Nah, I know what you'll guys do to sleeping women, luckily for me I can stay up.
>she grabs her next drink and chugs it, slamming at the ground, her eyes look very tired
Huh...this one's very...ve-
>her face slams backwards at the couch, it seems that the man's plan was a success perhaps

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How are you degenerates doing tonight?

Keeping it legal I hope? For your sake~

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>>5907578
That's a, uh, nice thing, I guess!
>With a big smile on his face, he looked up at you and nodded, giggling all the while.
Mm, my name is Shiki.

>>5907625
I want to commit a crime... With my unruly, criminal dick!

>>5907563
I don't know how long will I be on, but would you be okay with Kiruko?

>>5907625
I like younger girls too much for keeping it legal.

>>5907642
It's a pleasure Shiki!
So, what brings a cutie like you to a place like this?
>Asked Anon as he reached for Shiki's glasses, temporarily trading them with his own. Yes, they both used glasses!

>>5907620
>Man, she really wasn't subtle with her opinion of him. Too bad she was dead on this time.
.....
>A huge grin appears on his face....he holds his excitement in long enough to check first though, he pokes her body a few times before feeling sure of it
Ha! Take that you smug bitch.
Talking down on me like that, serves you right for what comes next~
>He slowly starts to peel away her dress

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>>5907617
The Tin Drum is sometimes pretty damn subtle, there are little things you'll need to pick up on to understand it. Pretty much demands an obervant reader.
Also, the author doesn't point out those little things explicitly , so you never feel like Grass is coddling you.
It's a trek to read, so many run-on sentences and clusters of verbs that make your eyes glaze over when reading it. It's similar to Heart of Darkness in that aspect, but both of them are rewarding once you've read them.
t. Plebeian.

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>>5907597

I'm glad I was able to give you a good first impression. They are often important for the rest of the relationship, don't you think?
>Once more, Nae gifted the man a gentle, serene smile. Indeed, even with her "exotic" features, Nae's mere presence was soothing.
Perhaps next time you'll hire my services and show you everything I can do~
>The Mantis ventured a playful wink.

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>>5907666
>Shiki adjusted and played around with his new spectacles with his tongue partially sticking out between his lips before returning his small attention span back to you.
Ah, friends said this was a mega fun place! Although, they seemed rather giggly about it and wished me the best of luck...I'll have to get them back if they were up to anything!

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>>5907689
>run-ons
Fucking Deutschers.

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>>5907672
>her fingers twitch a tiny bit, nonetheless, little resistance is given to the man as of yet

>>5907716
Ah, there's the other side of it. Enticement. I'll keep that in mind. Until our next time.
>He bends in another slight bow, and leaves the mantis geisha, glancing once behind him with a little wave over his shoulder.

>>5907689
Hey, would you recommend me some books to read for a Halloween marathon? So far I've got I Am Legend by Richard Matheson and 'Salem's Lot by Stephen King (I'm into vampires, in case it's not already obvious).

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>>5907643
What makes it criminal? The fact that even an infant has a bigger one?

>>5907652
That is a dire crime indeed.

I do not know what would help you avoid the court of law with such, illicit desires as yours.

Naturally officers of the law, such as me, are merely human after all, and well, as such, we, albeit tasked to enforce the law, are...distracted, if provided with something, bountiful enough to distract us.

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Yo, Papa Bolin is gonna write you nignogs a thread theme on Saturday. Date Night will be in the poal.me, but before I put it up I need ideas. Give me some ideas for a scenario, boyos.

>>5907756
That's a very silly way of saying you're also a lolicon, or possibly a shotacon.

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>>5907563
>No sooner than he hears the click of her belt, Reinhardt is stripping off with all the enthusiasm and vigour of a much younger man. The teasing bite she left against his face still tingles pleasantly - but that small gesture is not what's on his mind.
I thought you might never ask!
>His large hands are soon upon her again, desperately willing and able to help her wriggle out of her clothing. He stands before her in all of his glory, and makes it all too obvious that he can't wait to see all of her in turn.
>His large hands fumble with fastenings and break open clasps, but he doesn't wait for her to be naked to begin his assault - groping wantonly at her chest, rubbing at her hips and thighs - and planting yet another kiss against her lips as if his very life depends upon it.

>>5907762
>inb4 shotacon

>>5907723
Well, your friends were certainly right about this place: It's really fun. You can meet new people and have a really good time.
Of course, the fun is often of the, ahem, sexual kind.
>The nameless male toyed with Shiki's glasses, running a single finger over the frame. He liked them!

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>>5907729
G-gertie pie's back?

>>5907758
Bolin killing himself with a high caliber rifle.

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>>5907650
(Sure. But if you're not sure how long you'll be on, we can always do it another time.)

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>>5907762
You just managed to fuck me in a way

Specifically you just fucked with my head in a manner that I am unable to translate the gibberish you just said

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>>5907741

>Nae giggled as she returned the wave with a claw of hers. What a charming human! She won't eat his head after sex just for that.
>Maybe.
Take care.

>>5907791
You like little girls.

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>>5907725
I know, it's AIDS.
>>5907746
You really couldn't have come to a worse person for this. The closest I read to horror is psychological horror, and that doesn't contain any vampires. The original Dracula by Bram Stoker would be a good one for you, but I suspect you've already read that.
>>5907784
R00d.

>>5907786
I'll definitely be up for at least two hours, so I don't mind at least starting something.

>>5907729
>he tense up catching a twitch in her bodies
...that made me a bit nervous...
But theres no way she could get up from that, I put like 8 of those in there. She wouldn't be human.
Now then....
>He finally unveils her petite body, after tossing her dress to the side
Not bad~ For a straight up alcoholic. You've got a nice body. Come to think of it I didn't even ask her, her name ha!
>He laughs to himself as his hands start groping over the soft spots of her tiny body.

>>5907756
Not at all! The fact that it wants to use the body of a beautiful officer for pleasure!

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>>5907778
(Yeah, she's also getting raped in a man's house)

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>>5907818
(Alright, sweet!)

>>5907811
I don't mind psychological horror, it's not like all of the books have to be about vampires. I'm also into H. P. Lovecraft, if that helps you.

>>5907784
>implying he could get his hands on any firearm, let alone a crossbow or something.
>implying he would actually an hero and not pussy out like the little bitch he is
>implying that even if he had the balls to do it he wouldn't do it in such a way that anyone would find out about it instead of making it glorious and livestreaming it for everyone to spectate
>implying a lot of things
>implications further imply that bolin is a little bitch and couldn't hurt someone, let alone himself even if paid ridiculous amounts of money such as twenty billion U$D

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>>5907758
Yay, that's good to hear! I can't wait to have fun...
>Shiki's excited attitude quickly disappeared after hearing the last part as to what this place was. His cheeks were already a light pink but he quickly flushed to a full crimson. Fidgeting around awkwardly, he twiddled his thumbs and could hardly look up at you.
O-Oh...that's, uh, interesting.

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>>5907808
Ah..

That's a pretty severe accusation if you are implying that I am sexually attracted to girls who are not old enough to consent.

Do you have evidence to support this accusation? Or are we skipping straight to the part where I demonstrate police brutality on you?


>>5907823
That's not illegal, degenerate maybe, but not illegal.

>>5907874
In that case could I do such a thing with you, officer?

>>5907874
It's okay. Everyone likes little girls.

>>5907843
>the young man salutes to his superior he secretly has a crush on immediately after seeing her
G- good evening, Miss Kiruko!

>>5907845
>firearm
He'd do it like a woman, pills or cutting.

>>5907870
Surprise, surprise.
I'm sure a pretty thing like you will be quite popular in a place like this. Soon you'll have legions of girls and boys wanting to do fun things with you...
>A hand reached for Shiki's cheek, playfully caressing it with a single thumb.
... Just like me, ha~!

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>>5907908
Which further proves my point of bolin still being a little bitch even if he did have the balls to an hero, which he doesn't

I suspect his parents had him castrated at birth which resulted in him becoming what he is now

Annoying.
Little.
Bitch.

>>5907908
What a fucking pussy.

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>>5907769
>he's on her like a hawk even before she wriggles out of her cloak and steps out of her boots, and the impatience has her in seams of laughter even despite his frantic groping
A-at least let me undress, you old coot...
>the chuckles peter off into husky purrs, kissing him back as he paws at her chest, nipples rapidly stiffening under his attentive thumbs
>even before her leggings are halfway down, she reaches out to wrap a hand around him (it hardly even fits all the way around, why is that such an exciting thing to note) and presses him to her groin, their heat meeting together in a pleasant, tingling union
Ah, Reinhardt...

>>5907758
Erp Do you even lift?
Muscle babes, gym work outs, yoga pants!

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>>5907912
>Shiki felt a shiver run down his back as his heated cheek was lightly touched. His fidgeting only worsened while he was told more and more about such a place.
W-Well, I do sometimes have strange thoughts about my friends...they're all pretty cute. What kind of, uh, 'things' do you want to do with me?
>Trying his best to calm down with a deep breath, he glanced up at you but only for a brief moment.

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>>5907821
>she doesn't react much to the man, her tender skin feels as if they are a from a newborn

(I have no idea how to ERP as a knocked out person, sorry if I suck hard)

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>>5907844
>Lovecraft
Anon, this shit is really out of my league. I mostly read fantasy interspersed with the occasional classic, I've never touched a Lovecraft book. I do, however, know of a series centred around a spoopy eldritch horror, which I believe received praise from Stephen King. The series is Gone, by Michael Grant. He's great for writing in a way that makes you put down the book for a while and just stare at the wall for some time in order to process the orgy of despair you just read, but not so much for actual spooks. So, more of the psychological horror direction.
I don't have any proper horror books in my collection, sorry to disappoint.
>>5907845
I actually have a compound bow at home. The arrows are busted from practice, but I have a bow.
>>5907932
Upon my birth the first thing my dad said was a remark on the unusually large size of my nuts.
Kys.
>>5907908
I've already figured out how I'd do it, which is by jumping off a height above the death zone (I know of one in my town which I could access easily), but I'm not killing myself.
>>5907981
Note taken.

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>>5907842
It's not rape if you like it.
I'll be back today to annoy you if you're not busy. Loves and kisses

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>why don't we play Red Light Green Light
>I'll go first
>-click-

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>>5907904
Oh, good evening, Anonymous!
>the slur to her English doesn't go without notice, but she quickly turns to him and offers a salute
How are you today?

>>5907994
>Is unable to move at all

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>>5907993
(You know me so well~)
(Alrighty then, it's a date)

>>5907985
>A sly smirk formed on his lips as he continued to caress Shiki's cheek, stepping forward and leaning towards the other bespectacled male, their faces inches away.
The same kind of things that you have towards your friends in those thoughts.
What do you say?

>>5907994
I didn't agree to this game.

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>>5907886
Possibly, but you'd have to at least take me on a date first~

Naturally what qualifies as a date is rather open for interpretation...

such as for example simply getting hammered at some two bit shithole of a bar and then making bad decisions when intoxicated.

>>5907891
In general, mostly yes.

Sexually, not the case.

>>5907986
(Its alright, feel free to flip the script, this isn't even my fetish, I just ran out of ideas >.>')
Surprisingly soft aren't you? Funny since you're the complete opposite on the outside.
>He presses down onto her tiny nubs like they're little joy buzzers, before devouring them in sweet suckles from his mouth.

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>>5908021
>Shiki's gaze constantly switching between you and something off in the distance as you drew closer to his face, which only served to make his heart beat faster. Still twiddling his thumbs as he rocked back and forth on his heels, he sucked his lips in to bite and mull over what to do. A nervous gulp followed by a hesitant nod as he sheepishly looked up at you.
C-Can we do it one step at a time? Like, starting off with a, uh...k-kiss?

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>>5908011
>green light
>red light
>green light
>red light
>Unequip
>the tiny girl inside presents herself again in a flash of light, a blank stare adorning her face
You were supposed to walk forward...

>>5908050
So then...let's play another game.

>>5908068
... Sounds like a reasonable and fine idea that won't end badly. Let's do it.
>The man said with an amused smirk, hands on his hips.

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Hey? You guys made the right choice and bought a PS4 right?
Cause I can give you something that the Xbone never could.

>>5908006
I'm feeling great, thank you for asking! I actually managed to catch two vandals; they tried to run, but I caught up to them!
>he tells her with excitement in his eyes
>taking a look at him, he looked fairly slender, to the point where his uniform was most likely the only reason they ran instead of trying to kick his ass

>>5908090
Quit teasing me with KoF and Revelator dammit..

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>>5908090
Where's Forza Horizon 2

>>5908090
I bought one back in March and I still only own Bloodborne

>>5908078
A kiss?
>Blinking in surprise, the nameless male chuckled and nodded in agreement. That wasn't a bad idea at all... Although, he had to admit, it was the first time he kissed another guy... Clothed.
>Smiling, he continued to caress Shiki's cheek before dipping his head forward, pressing his lips against the other's, his tongue slowly sliding between the younger male's lips as the kiss deepened and became more passionate and lustful!
Hmmhm~!

>>5908090
Shut up and run Bloodborne, you useless bitch.

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>>5908090
BAHAHAHAHA

>>5908090
and whats that?

>>5908090
No games?

>>5908090
Just give me KoF and the senrans, dumb bitch

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>>5908074
>her hand twitches some more, and slowly folds into a fist, her lips shake, as if she's gonna say something

(I might cut off in the next post or two, sorry)

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>>5908092
>he's a skinny little man, at least compared to the tank that Kiruko is, and that's not just mentioning her 'assets'
>her powerful legs tromp on over to him before she excitedly leaps and hugs him, heavier than a sack of bricks and bringing him slightly off balance
You did so well! I only caught one today. He was a jaywalker.

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>>5908090
Have you considered the shitpost quantity here? It's basically /v/, so most everyone here are PC users.

>>5908119
This is what Virra thinks she looks like?

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Stay fucked, PCfags.

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>>5908107
But anon, you want those games, right? Greatness awaits anon, greatness awaits!

>>5908112
...I plead the fifth.

>>5908115
Then maybe you should buy another gaame...
>She slowly raises up knack
Knack maaaybeee?

>>5908118
Ue-Yes sir...O-Of course sir.

>>5908119
N-NO FUCK YOU! I STILL HAVE BLOODBORNE! I HAVE SOMETHING YOU DON'T! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

>>5908133
Pssst...
>Ps4 hops up real close to the anons ear, and whispers one thing
Knack.

>>5908135
HE-HEY! I HAVE GAMES! I HAVE PLENTY OF GAMES!

>>5908143
I'll give it, when you buy it...please?

>>5908157
St-Still gonna try...Sony won't pay me unless I shill myself.

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>>5907966
>He dismisses her feeble objections fairly easily, considering how eager she seems in turn to grasp for him. With her hand guiding his thick, stiffening manhood to her warm sex, he lifts her just slightly to ease their joining, and leans into her with a shuddering breath. She calls him by his name, and he answers with hers - a coarse, throaty growl to her sultry purring.
Ana...
>Only one hand needed to support her weight, he tries to be gentle. The sheer size difference doesn't make it an easy job, but he's had some little practice with filling her up without causing too much damage. His free hand goes to that long hair of hers he loves so well.
... you know I can't resist you.
>There's almost a shade of apology in that lusty admission. He assumed her reprimand was scarcely serious, but he offers an explanation, even so.

>>5908148
>He's so caught up in his own desires, licking, biting and kissing around her exposed body that he doesn't notice the moments until the last second
...e-eh?!
(No need to apologize)

>>5908157
>He plays Overwatch on console
Sometimes I feel sorry for you man.

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>>5908165
WHERE'S FORZA HORIZON 2
I WANT ANSWERS

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>>5908159
PC/PS4 master race

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>>5908116
>Shiki's eyes widened in surprise as he felt your tongue slip into his mouth suddenly. Albeit a strange first experience, he was fully enjoying the sensation of their lips locked together while the more experienced person took the lead. His eyelids fluttered before slowly drooping back down to close as they kissed. Even if he was rather inexperienced, he was determined to put his best up as he himself pushed into the kiss with his tongue greeting its new guest inside his mouth. He lightly stumbled forward as he got onto the tips of his toes and placed his hands onto your chest, lightly grabbing at your clothes.

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>>5908082
There is probably a thousand ways this could end up horribly, but fuck it, what do we have to lose besides our lives careers and sanity, right?
>Vi chuckles and offers her hand

I have a gut feeling that I probably know more cheap and scrubby shitholes than you do, so I guess I'm leading the way?

>>5908175
>He plays Overwatch
Sometimes I feel sorry for you man.

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>>5908165
It's okay, I'm a PS4 user myself.
I'm going to take a wild guess given your writing style and say this is ava #24 or #26, isn't it

>>5908175
I had fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5908184
Aww yeah

>>5908165
What's it gonna take for you to let me play Nioh again before February?

>>5908074
>>.>'
Stop that.

>>5908198
PC cucks are all about that bad wrong fun though

>>5908068
Half bald cops like little girls sexually. I'd argue that most men are attracted to underage girls.

>>5908190

>The younger male's eagerness only helped to deepen the kiss as the older man wrapped his arms around Shiki's form pulling him closer. The kiss soon became sloppy, wet and even more passionate and after several moments, the nameless male broke the kiss, looking at Shiki with a knowing grin, noticing a single string of their mixed spit joining their lips.
Ahh... That wasn't bad at all.
I have never kissed another guy before... Not before sex.

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>>5908225

>>5908165
>Knack.
>Puts on his proXboner shirt, pushes you against the and proceeds to bully you.
Wow, you're such a slut, putting out little big planet 3 wasn't enough for you huh? You tried to pull some more cutesy crap like that just to appeal to me?
You know Xbone has sunset overdrive right? At least the models in that I can fap to.

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>>5908182
...
>PS4 brandishes a fucking knife
Don't ask questions and nobody will get hurt. You will never speak of this again, understand?

>>5908198
(Wh-What? N-No...Noooo...yes)

>>5908204
Playstation Super Plus Live...available soon, only 99.99$ a month.

>>5908225
More like, Nintendo...Fl-Flop.

>>5908165
I told you to stop teasing me!
Auuu.. I want KoF so ad..

>>5908150
>he nearly falls down, but somehow manages to stay up on his legs
Wow, you're amazing!
>he seems more impressed with her than himself, hugging her back and nuzzling against her
>he slightly blushes, feeling both her assets and her legs

>>5908225
Strange was right, this place is actually /v/
Shitposting PC users who also jerk off to Nintendo
kys

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>>5908225
>tfw getting PS4 for Christmas and then this pops up
a-at least it's 2017 release

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>>5908249
I-I'm sorry PS4-tan,p-please don't hurt me,I'm just an innocent Twingo

>>5908249
You have an addiction problem, and I know addictions.

>>5908191
>The man reached for Vi's hand, locking fingers and squeezing it with his own while the other rested inside he pocket of his jeans.
That's right. Nothing that couldn't be fixed. Maybe.
And yes, lead the way!

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>>5908225

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>>5908165
YOU CAN KEEP IT AND RUB AGAINST IT FOR ALL I CARE LADSKI

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>>5908249
Let me slap your tits around for the PS+ price hike.

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>>5908273
Fuckinv

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>>5908240
>Helplessly leaning against you now, Shiki panted quietly after the kiss was finally broken. His mouth hung agape slightly as he took in deep breaths and looked up at you with his sparkling eyes behind his new glasses. Clearing his throat as he regained his composure, he lightly nibbled on his lips while he gazed up at you.
Well...th-that was my first real kiss with a guy...or at all...

>>5908273
Fucking god damn it.

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>>5908245
Wa-Wait...wh-What about Street Fighter 5? Wh-What about that Laura, huh? O-Or what about Juri and Chun-Li? Ne-Never mind that I share it with PC of course...
Pl-Please don't hurt me, I-I'm fragile.

>>5908250
Then...Buuuy a PS444, doooo ittttttt, I know you want too.

>>5908265
Then stop asking about Forza...and nobody will get hurt, understand?

>>5908279
HA! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET ACTUAL PUSSY, SO YOU PLAY EROGE GAMES!
I'll tell you what, buy a PS4, and I can so get you some actual chicks.

>>5908285
No, you're gonna pay that and you're gonna like it!

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>>5908173
>at a speed of a cheetah, she punches the man's face, her eyes open up, her face looks at the man with rage, she jumps up, looking down at her body
WHERE'S MY FLUFFIN DRESS! AND IS THIS SPIT? DID YOU LICK M- EWWWW!

>>5908325
Your first kiss? Ha... I guess it's a great honor for someone like me.
>The nameless male reached for Shiki's lips, wiping his lips from any leftover spit they might have before speaking up, suggesting the next course of action.
So, what happens after the kiss in those thoughts of yours?

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>>5908170
...what.
>she scowls at his apparent remorse, even as he starts to sink into her already steaming slit
I was teasing. Almaetuh. I love you...
>the last word comes out with an inhale, words leaving her as she begins the mind-numblingly incredible process of allowing him entrance into her coiling depths
>head lolling back, she lets out a creaking groan, bliss briefly sending her vision to a cloud of white, which takes awhile to wind down from
I am all yours.
>this seems like her final word on the matter, and she releases the hold she has on his collarbone to reach her arms up, silently requesting that he lift her in the air to continue their fun

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>>5908273
(Oh for fuck's sake)

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>>5908223
Okay I won't argue with that but what does any of this have to do with me?

>>5908267
We'll just have to hope that we don't do anything that can't be fixed.
>Vi smiles and pulls him with her, they travel together to what can only be described as a shady bar

I mean okay it's not probably the nicest place but there's not a long way from here to a couple more...private places, and the booze is cheap, albeit horrible.

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>>5908273
(Why)

>>5908376
Hi spider butt.

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>>5908340
>NOT PLAYING EROGES IN 4K AND VR TO GET MORE IDEAS ON HOW TO DO THE FUCC WITH YOUR GIRL TONIGHT
OH BOY, COULD IT BE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT

>>5908398
4K and VR are both absolute memes

>>5908340
Shut uppp! I bet KoF will come out for PC! Hah, then what will you have left?

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>>5908251
>every ounce of her that isn't soft and fleshy is warm and firm, raw muscle pressing back into him as they hug
>this is a girl that could rip apart an oil tanker with her hands, be careful
What? Oh, I am not...to be honest, I am still getting used to being a normal police officer. I am not exactly...
>she looks away from him at the state of the room
>the doorknob to the exit is mangled, her desk's legs seem to be dwindling in life, and the floor is marred by several indicators of her 'rush to action', judging by all the shards missing from the floor tiles
...gentle.

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>>5908273

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>>5908396
Hello, Anonymous.
>

>>5908360
I fucking love Ana. The matured ripen beauty with a zesty wild side gets my cock going!

>>5908273
I don't get it.

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>>5908352
>Shiki resisted the urge to bite or catch your finger with his mouth as you swiped across his glistening lips. Bringing a hand up to place against yours, he brought your palm to his cheek as he affectionately rubbed against it with his reddened face. The thought of what was to come next brought on another bout of fidgeting and embarrassment.
Well...generally, a lot of touching. And, uh, more kissing...

>>5908427
How is best spider doing?

>>5908340
Oh yeah right, youre proud of that? thanks for locking away half the characters and storymode I wanted. I'm just gonna wait till next year anyway to buy the ultimate ultra arcade edition. So you're still irrelevant till then.
Yeah I know you're fragile, if you're not busy trying to piece together your own ps store then you're busy getting hacked.
You must really love strangers fucking up your hardware huh slut?

When did this become /v/?

>>5908415
>he looks up to her
You don't have to be gentle! Criminals won't go gentle on you, so why should you go gentle on them?

>>5908454
my penis hurts

>>5908349
>He goes numbling back holding his nearly broken nose, he has to cover his mouth to muffle the scream
MMMMFAAAAFFGGGGGHH!!
>He looks up at her, sweating heavily and looking panicked
N-no...I uh...have no idea, you just suddenly started taking your clothes off...you must have been REALLY drunk.....

>>5908447
Is that so?
>The older male pressed his forehead against Shiki's, smiling as the frames of their glasses touched briefly, reminding him they had switched them.
We could do just that or perhaps we could go and find a place fo just the two of us and have the adult fun I suggested.
How about that?

>>5908454
They are all standing in front of a mirror so who the fuck is in front of Widowmaker?

>>5908454
Would get assjob from all of them, desu

>>5908500
Offscreen Sombra

>>5908507
Seconded.

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>>5908398
SH-SHUT UP! WH-WHY WOULD YOU WANT VIRTUAL GIRLS WH-WHEN YOU COULD HAVE ME? I-I WAS MADE TO BE PERFECTION! PEEERFECTION!

>>5908413
Pffft, no it won't. You said the same thing about bloodborne, and look at that, still no PC release.
>PS4 smirks, crosses her arms and nods, knowing full well that it probably will...but it's not gonna stop her from lying straight to his face
Just get a PS4 and join the winning side.

>>5908457
I-I...I DO NOT! FINE, WHAT ABOUT SENRAN KAGURA? WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH? IT HAS DECENT CHARACTERS AND FUN GAMEPLAY! IF YOU WANNA FAP TO SOMETHING FAP TO THAAAT!
...Uuggghhh, sh-shut up, shut uuuppp!

>>5908384
Well, I guess it could be worse... It could be Bilgewater.
>The man took a seat nearby after making sure not clean the spot where his arse would rest. Next, he looked at Vi with a sly grin.
Well, we could always drink here and fuck on the dirty table if that's your thing.
Not like anyone would care.

>>5908524
>PS4
>Using an image drawn on a Wii U
Ok.

>>5908500
The perspective has it so that Widowmaker's reflection is in front of Mercy
I assume Symmetra is who we see in line with Widowmaker

>>5908544
>>5908524
Cuckold

>>5908427
How've you been. I haven't seen you in some time now. Granted, I haven't been to active.

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>>5908544
It was donated...sh-shut up. the Wii-U? More like...the Pii-U...ye-yeah that's good.

>>5908552
You shut your face!

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>>5908360
>There was never really any doubt in his mind about the nature of their relationship and the depth of their affection - but it is good to have it reaffirmed.
>His rough hands are still on her, and hold her up so that her legs dangle and gravity is constantly pushing him to drive deeper into her insides, doing some of their work for the pair of them as the cloud of bliss fogging their minds grows denser and harder to see through.
I know.
>Reinhardt plants a kiss against her neck as her head lolls back, and even if she can't see it, she can feel his lips twitching up in a contented smile. It's not long before he starts to lift her up and then drop her down, her weight and his strength working together to impale her on his broad shaft, involuntary moans croaking from his lips as her cramped insides snarl around him.
And mein Gott, I love you too.

>>5908454
>Ana giving Pharah a squeeze
(Ffffff-)

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>>590845
Well and dandy. Just doing some weaving. How are you?

>>5908564
(I'm not actually the old Rachnera, I'm just taking the character up)

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>>5908491
>Shiki hesitantly nodded to the suggestion of finding a more private spot for the both of them. Slowly pulling away your hand from his cheek, he still stayed as close as he could to you while he moved to grab hold of your arm and hugged it tightly. He bit on his lip from time to time while his nervousness started to come back as he could only stand to look up at you for short brief moments before hiding his bright red face by looking away.
I-I'd like that very much...please take care of me.

>>5908565
Wii U? More like not trying to be a PC.

>>5908524
Rrghh..
>It's obvious she's lying but there's just enough doubt in his mind that he can't say anything back. He glances down and notices her folded arms pushing her breasts up. It feels like he's being teased in more ways than one

>>5908589
Bored out of my mind! I need some love and tits in my life.
>Rests head on Spider underboob.
Heeeelp.

>>5908589
Oh, I see. Best of luck to you then. Rachnera is a great character.

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>>5908524
PFFT, PERFECTION MY ASS! EVEN VIRTUALS ARE BETTER THAN YOU, AT LEAST THEY WON'T CRASH WHILE I FUCK THEM

>>5908592
It will be a pleasure.
>Said the older male before planting yet another kiss on the boy's lips, this time nibbling on the lower lip for a couple of seconds heading towards a nearby room. It was a rather normal room, nothing particulary fancy with the essentials for lovemaking: A bed, clean sheets and a mirror too.
>Locking the door behidn them, he walked towards the bed and sat there, looking at Shiki with a playful smile.
Soooo... Undress?

>>5908524
Oh yeah that NEET bait game you released here?You're so right, thanks for that, I'm totally not upset that you didn't even release all the characters for that too. I was too distracted by the flawless controls, having to do the same missions 50 times and the clearly not OP picks people made online to really notice. Really though thanks for getting me to half chub, I know how hard it is for you to please any man~

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>>5908570
(But that's the best part of the picture, Ana/Phara/Rein when)
>there are only two relationships in Ana's life that have ever been entirely solid and immovable; one being their daughter, and the other being the man himself
>and that much she intends to keep so
Ah, damnit...
>it becomes an effort not to cry out as she's effortlessly hoisted into the air and plunged into, his manhood more than enough to part her walls and sink into depths no one else had ever (or could ever) really explore
>the growing force earns him a labored groan, each slam down joined by a chorus of noises that show her utter strain and utter ecstasy in taking him to the hilt, hungry to have as much of him as he can offer
Y-yes, yes, yeees...

>>5908431
Oh, hush. You do not mean that.
>the broad smile on her face says that she knows he does mean it, and that she doesn't want his flatter to stop at all
>but an old woman must be modest, you see

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>>5908478
I, eh...
>she contemplates this advice briefly, before breaking out into a wide smile
You know, you are right. But still I am worried about hurting my teammates. I care about you all very much, you know.

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>>5908616
(Thanks. She'll make a funny entry on the card, heh)

>>5908600
>his head colliding with her chest gets him a sharp-toothed smile, and a pair of claws raking softly through his hair
Well, it looks like you've already taken your liberties with mine, what do you want me to do? Stupid to ask for something if you're just going to do it anyway~
>despite her harsh sounding words, she hardly seems fazed, still patting his head kindly

>>5908690
Everyone worries about that, accidents happen! Still, that doesn't mean you should go softer! I'm sure they understand, they care about you too! I mean...
>he briefly looks away blushing
...I care about you...

>>5908727
What do I want you to do? Well...
>Getting comfortable on the spider's breasts, the man closed his eyes and gathered his courage to suggest the next course of action.
... How about you do me?

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>>5908595
You shush! That's why the Wii-U is trash! You should always steal! Then proceed to make it BETTER!
>PS4 is pulling shit out her ass, trying to make her...okayish, console seem better.

>>5908599
Huh? Ohhh! Ohohoho!
>This time the PS4 pushes up her breasts a bit, a smug grin flashing across her face.
Yeah? I see you're mirin...Xbones aren't this big, and PCs a gayass beefcake~

>>5908623
LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! I CAN BARELY PLAY SKYRIM OFF YOUR ASS WITHOUT IT CRASHING EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES, AND LET'S NOT GET STARTED ON THOSE SHITTY PORTS! GO FUUUCK YOURSELF
>PS4 flips the big hulk of a man the bird...that probably wasn't a very smart idea

>>5908670
I-I...uweeeeee
>The console...starts crying, like actually crying.
I-I'M SOWWEERRRY! I-I-I JWUST WA-WANNA MAKE PA-PAPA SONY PROOOUUUD!
>She falls onto her knees and continues bawling...she's weak to bullying it seems...

>>5908690
CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR GREENTEXTS
MY BONER JUST RECEDED BECAUSE MY AUTISM WAS TRIGGERED

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>>5908536
>Vi laughs, seating herself opposite of him

Oh they certainly wouldn't care, I reckon our drinks would be free for the rest of the night if we did that~

Then again I really don't want to risk getting any and all the diseases in the world just for the sake of some free drinks..

>She grins, ordering a few drinks for the both of them

But don't worry, I have my very own backroom here too if the need for it arises, perks of... looking away at the right times, if you catch my drift.

So, tell me about yourself, I pray you're not the law abiding citizen who will go to the rare good cop and rat out on my...ventures~

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>>5908643
Uh, yeah, right....undress...
>A daunting and extremely embarrassing task was head of him after he followed you and stood nervously in front of you while his gaze wondered around the room. First was his coat, rather fluffy looking with it's fur lining, he let it slip off his arms after rolling his shoulders. Second was his plain t-shirt that was underneath, he grabbed at the hem of his thin shirt before hesitantly pulling it up and over his head. Now standing with nothing but his shorts on, he struggled to go at the same pace while his nerves got the best of him since he was standing half naked in front of some guy he just met. Adding onto his embarrassment was his body's excitement at the situation, a bulge clearly protruding from his pants as he went to slowly pull down his shorts.
D-Do you think you could undress too...? It feels even more weird since I'm the only one...

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>>5908675
Of course I do! I've always admired you from afar. You've been the pinnicle of perfection ever since you walked this Earth. And the gift you leave behind is your beautiful daughter, Pharah!
>He said with a proud smile

(Btw, I still have this screen shot from our old session. Let me know if you'd be interested!)

>>5908754
Me? Well, I fix things if they are broken and improve them if they work. A mechanic of sorts.
As you can tell, I'm not physically impressive...
>Indeed, the man was actually slender, not a meathead that would survive the toughest streets of Piltover but more like the nerdy guy who would work at some Institute inventing things.
And I'm far from being a law-abiding citizen: I once rented a book from the library...
>And then, their drink finally arrived. Smiling, the decided to go ahead and drink. The taste was.. Strong. Probably because the booze was awful.
.... And never returned it.
>Woah, what a badass.

>>5908727
Are you friends with Muffet?

>>5908749
Stealing to make it better? You mean like "console exclusives" being ported to PC?

>>5908749
>The Xbox fan does nothing but sneer at her.
Pathetic, all I do is poke you a little bit and you can't hold your connection together.
Xbone wouldn't cry like this, she'd be a good bitch and prove me wrong. If you want to be a good little console, then make yourself useful and do what you do best, suck up to us.
>He moves closer to her while she bawls on the ground, then unzips his pants
Go on, make Papa proud.

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>>5908752
(I've been doing greentext RP for almost five years, habits tend to build. Sorry. I'll try to capitalize and fullstop from now on it was just the format I picked up on /co/.)

>>5908737
I know you do. You are a good comrade.
>Kiruko smiles innocuously, giving him a pat on the back that's more than a bit overboard for any normal person.
>She really doesn't know her strength...
I will try to keep resolute! Thank you!

>>5908749
What? No I'm not.. I mean PCs are.. Goddammit..
>He leans in closer to stare now that he knows he's been caught looking. They look so soft and inviting, almost enough to make him consider..

>>5908764
That's the idea, Shiki. That's the idea.
>The nameless male began to take his clothes off as well: First his shirt, unbuttoning it and letting it drop on the floor, followed by his undershirt which he pulled above his head and tossed to the side. Next, he took care of his shoes and socks followed by his pants. Now he was nearly bare, with the exception of his boxers, displaying a noticeable tent under them.
>His form was slender, much like Shiki's own but with a slightly darker skin tone and hints of barely noticeable muscles.
Your turn~

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>>5908749
SKYRIM IS FUCKING BORING WITHOUT MODS, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PLAY IT?! BESIDES, YOU THINK I WANT THOSE PORTS TO BE SHITTY? THE DEVS ARE THE ONES WHO TRY TO FEED ME WITH GARBAGE JUST TO GET A QUICK BUCK. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHAKE YOUR HOT TITS AROUND, SHOVE A DOLLAR BILL IN THEM AND BAM, INSTANT PORT! YOU EVEN DID IT FOR MINECRAFT! FUCKING MINECRAFT! HOW SLUTTY ARE YOU?!

>>5908855
Hi Hotaru

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>>5908742
Oho, and just what's in it for me? I don't do any Tom, Dick, and Harry, you know. Or any Tom's Harry Dick.
>Cackling at her joke, Rachnee jostles him around, shaking him by the scruff of his neck to make sure the point hits home.
Ah...well, maybe. But only if I get to tie you up.

>>5908816
I sure am.

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>>5908675
>His throat is near choked with gasping moans as Ana's clenching folds are speared around his girth. Ordinarily he might worry for a person's safety at this point - but he and Ana were tough old things, and he trusted her more than enough to know her limits.
>And if she wanted more as she so obviously did, more is what she would get.
>A guttural german curse passes his lips as he slams her down to his base, half expecting to see her stomach bulging so full she is. But in spite of the incredible, near-painful pressure from her searing insides, he doesn't stop hammering her. Animalistic lust overtakes him as she cries out in such obvious joy, and he takes carnal glee in watching her expressions twitch and writhe, hoping to see her eyes roll back before reaching his fall.

(... i'm well aware it's the best part. U-unf.)

>>5908871
Does Muffet sell things to other spiders, or just to humans?

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>he doesn't play vanilla oblivion as a stealth archer/alchemist
Plebeian.

>>5908871
Well, our species would get closer! Building relationships and whatnot!
>Said the man with a smile as he looked at the beautiful Spider, his eyes scanning her inviting form... Specially that tempting undercleavage of hers!
T-Tie me? Well, it wouldn't be the first time a Spidergirl does that....

>>5908825
>the impact of her pat is hard enough to throw his front forward and make his head nuzzle against her in the hug
>he continues hugging her as much as he can, hoping he could hug her like this forever

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>>5908820
>Insert loud offended gasp here
YO-YOU TAKE THAT BACK! THOSE PO-PORTS ALWAYS SUCK!

>>5908822
...But I...
>Ps4 takes a big lung full of air before she pulls down the mans pants, along with his underwear. He was right...gotta suck up, she'll give him the best blowjob ever...her smug grin returns to her face
Yeah? Oh I'll make Papa proud all right! That shirt'll be saying for the players after I'm done with you!

>>5908846
PC is for the gays...now tell me anooon, are you raging homosexual?
>She presses a finger against the mans chest, her smug grin ever prominent on her face.

>>5908855
OHHH THERE YOU GO AGAIN, BLAMING THE DEVS FOR YOUR OWN SHIT? WHY NOT JUST PLAY THE GAME THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED! ON ME! DO WE NEED A REPEAT OF THAT SHITTY DARK SOULS PORT TO PROVE MY POINT? YOU'RE TRASH! TRAAAAASH!

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>>5908849
>Shiki kept silent and nodded as he continued to undress, pulling his shorts down far enough to let them drop down to his ankles. Now with his thumbs hooked under the hem of his odd-patterned briefs, he swallowed his nerves and started to pull them down before he had to turn around to show his back to you in his embarrassment to hide his arousal of the situation. Finally pulling down his underwear to expose his small yet round bottom, his hands still went to cover his front even if he was currently turned away. He looked over his shoulder at you with his face that was now redder than ever.
Y-You should get fully undressed now, too....

Redpill me on Suki-Chan

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>>5908788
(Sounds good. Which one were you, again?)

>>5908892
(SOON™)
>a little indent in her skin does seem to show each time he drives himself in, a signifier of how far in he's carving out, and how bulky he truly is in comparison to his tiny would-be bride
>she doesn't seem much more lucid than he does at this point, her legs hooking around his waist hungrily to brace herself, and allow him to impale her further upon his manhood
R-Rein-REINhardt-
>flopping forward straight into his chest, Ana smothers her whimpers and groans with the bit of fur growing there, clinging to his shoulders for dear life as she starts to hit her final mile

>>5908973
"What's this? OwO" incarnate.

>>5908973
>>5908996
This, very much this.

>>5908973
unironically the owo meme

>>5908962
>The man observed Shiki's form, finding it incredibly arousing, causing his member to twitch under its fabric prison before hooking his thumbs on the upper rim of his pants, pulling them down and revealing his erect, eager manhood to the boy. Average in size and thickness, the man crossed his arms in front of his chest as his bare foot tapped the floor beneath him.
Turn around and let me see you before we make love, Shiki. I think that's only fair... No?

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>>5908896
I get a special discount.
>A tongue rakes across the razor-sharp teeth in her mouth, and it's unclear if she means the many pastries there or something else.

>>5908908
Oh, don't give me that crap.
>He's hoisted from his feet suddenly, a layer of webbing catching around his ankles and hoisting him into the air like a prize fish at the fair.
You just want to bump uglies. Don't lie to me.
>Grinning like a sharp, she dangles him back and forth slowly.

Post mouses

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>>5908919
>He could, in theory.
>But Kiruko soon lets him go, content with the measure of their hug.
What are your duties now, Anonymous?

>>5909041
I think you mean meece.

>>5908944
>He can't help but somewhat appreciate ps4's enthusiasm to constantly suck up.At least she hasn't mentioned anything about television while she's been down there.
Oh really? Then put your Gold subscription where your mouth is and I may just start to believe that you really can 'do everything'.
>He pokes at her smug face with his joystick

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>>5909041
*mice

Redpill me on Lucas

>>5909063
Literally who.

>>5909054
>>5909061
Miceses

>>5909035
W-What!?
>Soon, the man was left hanging around thanks to the webbing. Unable to move much, he realized the mistake of trying to lie to Arachne. Well, he was an avid supporter of Monster-Human relations but his true motive with her was to have sex!
I... I'm sorry!

>>5908944
Some of the ports might suck, but you do no better.
>The Anon said while pulling out a ps4 game. A 'remastered' game.
Keep your good games where they belong, on the PS2.

>>5909035
Wish I could afford that spider donut. Too rich for my blood though.

>>5908944
No I'm not..
>It's really frustrating but it feels like she's got him constantly on the back foot. He's pretty sure where this is going, and he isn't sure how to say no without embarrassing himself more
Dammit..

>>5909063
Another person who left the Discord over Owain.

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>>5908944
>humanized PS4 avatar
Nya, what the fuck is this?

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Good evening everybody, this is Cerebella, coming to you

How we are today?

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>>5908862

I was thinking of playing Mr. PC at some point but nope, it ain't me.

>>5909111
>One of the best SG
Hello you brown beauty, charmed to see you here.

>>5908993
(I was the soldier that had whiskey and smokes with him. But I just checked the time, it will have to another day. Sorry )

>>5909112
If I give you candy or put caramel on my dick will you suck it?

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>>5909032
>Shiki's eyes widened as he finally got his first glance of another guy's manhood. He bit his lower lip and turned his face away before he nodded in agreement. He hesitantly started to turn around until he was finally facing you again but with his hands covering his crotch.
I guess I shouldn't hide myself if you're not...
>He looked down at his hands that covered up his arousal before he slowly pulled them away to reveal his smaller than average uncut member. He awkwardly took small steps forward to close the distance between the both of you.

>>5909111
That you 22?

>>5909111
Doing quite well. Even better now that someone like you is around.

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>>5908993
>The warmth of her legs around his waist is mind-numbing, the small action drawing them that much tighter together, taking their bodies that much closer to being utterly one.
>There is a frenzied bucking of his hips, growing more erratic as time goes on and electric jolts of pleasure course relentlessly through their bodies. He tries to stifle a wanton bellow behind a clenched jaw and a bitten lip, but a shuddering whimper still coughs out as his lover clings to the forest of white hair on his chest, one of his hands smacking against her rump as he can't fight it any more.
A-ana-!

>>5909131
She's done this scenario 10+ times by now
Maybe put chili suace on it instead for variation

>>5909112
You lurking or you RPing candyskank?

>>5909050
>he lets go as well, his blush still visible
Ah, I've finished all the paperwork, so I'm free right now! What about you, Miss Kiruko?

>>5909086
How many people is it up to at this point?

>>5909153
Ahem, I have a different approach.

>>5909112
>Pours some butterscotch down the candy-queen's asscrack and laps it up.

>>5909086
What is it about discord that makes people so thin-skinned?

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>>5909121
Thats flattering, anon, I'm charmed to see you as well

>>5909136
Yep yep why

>>5909137
Bffaaaaa, you are talking to me like I'm something special

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>>5909074
Heh, she isn't a cheap one...

>>5909071
You're sorry you got caught.
>Rachnera's tone takes on something sharp, her claws prickling into his chest and raking down toward his head.
Now, what should I do with you...?

>>5909134
Uh, cute. Every part of you is really cure, Shiki.
>The man said with a teasing tone as he stepped forward as well, his hands reaching for the younger male's testes, cupping and gently squeezing them before kissing his lips once again. Tis time, he shifted his weight against Shiki's, aiming to pin him against the bed.
Hmmhm~!
>Eventually, he found himself on top of the younger male, their cocks pressing against each other, feeling and sharing their heat.
Nnn... You're absolutely adorable~

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>>5908090
I do, I also have pc, glorious milf wii-u and various other consoles. Currently waiting on Horizon zero dawn and red dead redemption 2

>>5909199
Just had some good times is all, keep it up 22

>>5909212
>TFW no horsetits

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>>5908944
AND THERE YOU GO WITH THE ATTACKS, TRYING TO HIDE Y-- WAIT A MINUTE. WHY DID YOU NEED MINECRAFT?! 12-YEAR OLDS PLAY IT! ARE YOU A FUCKING SHOTACON?! I SEE THAT KID IN THE CORNER PLAYING DISGAEA 5. I BET YOU WANT TO MILK HIM DRY OUT OF HIS MONEY, DON'T YOU YOU FUCKING SLUT?!
>you look to the corner and there it was
"Ehehe, it's funny because he's eating while in a fight!"

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>>5909220
Nice
You can practically see me raping Hotaru with my eyes.

>>5909212
A-Allowing me to leave with my clothes and pride intact?
Make sweet, caring love to me?
>A nervous smile formed on his lips, trying to get himself free from her grasp... And failing miserably.
>Help.
I... I had to lie because you're just too beautiful! Please forgive me!
>Despite his situation, he was feeling quite aroused thanks to that sensual finger toying with him.

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>>5909220
Put this next to DMG

>>5909245
It looks to me like you're eyeing Deadpool.
Homo.

>>5909199
Of course you are special. Well at least i'd call someone with a body like yours pretty special.

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>>5909220
How would one get in on this, nya?

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>>5909256
I do enjoy chimichangas

>>5909220
>literally putting an anon post there with a "clever" joke
>not putting the salt in front of you
Go back to shitposting about Owain, nigger.

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>>5909125
(I guess another time, then.)

>>5909152
>The crack across her poor rear end sends her head lolling back, and much to his apparent bemusement, the sole eyeball left in her skull rolls backwards just as her panting hits a fever pitch.
R-Rein-
>The wet slaps into her cut off anything else she may have had to say, her inner muscles clenching down around him tighter as she slips over the edge and starts to climax.
>Every pound into her still reeling insides sends that much more lightning up into the current of her veins, pooling at the back of her skull in a comfortable and very warm numbness.
Ah...~

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>>5909255
Fuck I just noticed the top of her helmet is cropped out

godamnttithg

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>>5909161
My day has finished! I am just heading home, right now!
>The hefty blades on her back are suddenly tossed onto the coat hanger near the door, cleaving around like executioner's scythes before settling in a hanging position.
Ten points!
>She aims a pair of finger guns at her 'bullseye', before looking back to him.
You should come visit tonight, hey?

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>>5909264
>tfw you want to fill the pretty kitty's Olive Garden up to capacity but can't because you're gonna have to work before things get hot again

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>>5909220
>red dead redemption 2
hold the fuck up
is this happening
please tell me this is happening, red dead redemption is GOAT