>>5906274
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5906274
Kurumi
>>5906269 (Jinx)
Fair enough~. Even if it won't be much fun without a struggle.
Hmmm...but who, but who?
>>5906274
Duncan
Frederica Miyamoto
Lord Beerus
>>5906274
meme expert
Captain Beefheart
>>5906274
Ghiaccio
Jinx
>>5906274
Donald J. Trump
A Child Refugee
Baki Hanma
>>5906274
Inoji
Booce Tricky
Plain Bread Chan
Raditz
G-guys, please stop being so dead, y-you're starting to worry me...
An Eevee
>>5906274
Wojak
Farmer with a shotgun
Stacy Blue
New Tricky Friend
Skullomania
Gary
Kashiwazaki Sena
Kek
>>5906274
>>5906351
Twenty three bright, shiny faces to pound into the dirt. Let's go.
>>5906351
This is fine. It's most likely a sign for me to submit to sleep anyway. I'll excuse myself.
>>5906351
If I win, Booce is gonna give me some hot cocoa. I'm ready!
>>5906351
You and I will certainly make a winning pair.
>>5906319
Sssssshh. It's fine, it's fine.
>>5906360
>>5906283
Weeell?
>>5906351
Hurry, hurry!
>>5906351
Let's go
>>5906319
What did you expect?
its too early in the morning...
>>5906351
Looks fine to me...
>>5906383
Six flags? really?
Well its not a bad theme park.
>>5906376
Just wipe out anyone you see in the fight...
>>5906383
...and I guess it's on you.
>>5906402
Noice
>>5906400
>>5906383
It beats being stuck with the rest of these losers.
>>5906361
ily
>>5906402
Hm? Where did the clothes I set out to dry go? Ahh..Oh well. I'm sure he won't mind seeing me go a day without any to wear.
>>5906413
For once, i agree.
>>5906401
>>5906383
>>5906402
Awww, and I was hoping you had a better idea.
Stupid place, making me weak! It's not fair, it's not fair!
>>5906423
You should stick to your weapon of choice next time, grandpa.
>>5906428
You were weak to start with, what more can I say?
>shitposts
>ruins the comfy hours
>>5906439
I bet Booce'll love these!
>>5906450
>>5906428
Calm down, kid. You still did better than me.
>>5906445
That's a lie, human! It's a lie!
>>5906479
Kid? I am not, am not!
>>5906481
No one died; moving on
>>5906500
Then what are you? You look like a kid to me.
>>5906500
But I beat you, but I beat you! Fair n square.
>>5906506
Wait a minu-
>>5906509
I'm a vampire, silly, I'm six hundred! Give or take a few.
>>5906511
You didn't, you didn't! This place makes me weak!
>>5906506
>>5906518
That'll shut me up. Seems like it would be boring to live that long.
>>5906522
F
>>5906518
Excuses, excuses, excuses.
>>5906530
>>5906527
Kehehehe, but a vampire can do anything they want~.
...Buuuut doing nothing but guarding things gets boring. Stupid life-debts.
>>5906539
I mean it! I can show you, too!
>>5906546
That last slide looks like a downward pointing arrow
>>5906552
That's all you do? Guard duty?
>>5906552
It really wouldn't make a difference.
I wonder why Cirno doesnt love me.
>>5906564
Not a lot of death; time to turn up the heat
>>5906576
The only person that deserves my love has to be as good or better than me, that's why I mostly just love myself
>>5906566
It's my job, blergh. So boring, so boring. At least only one person ever beat me while I was working~.
>>5906567
Why not, why not??
>>5906591
ily
>>5906613
Who doesn't?
>>5906605
What a wonderful feast
>>5906594
Cause I defeated you, I defeated you!
>>5906633
Three left. Who's gonna win?
>>5906640
Only because this place made me weak!
>tfw surrounded by Eurocucks what to do
>>5906650
>steals pantsu
Look everyone, they are black!
>>5906650
Why won't you prove it to me, if you're stronger then you'd say huh? Kurumi.
>>5906642
Duh.
>>5906660
>Tears anon's still-beating heart out of his chest and throws it in his face
>>5906664
I already offered to, stupid!
>>5906666
No surprises there~.
>>5906652
Have sex with their wives. They'll let you
>>5906666
Congratulations Beerus, you are now a five-time winner of the Express Games!
>>5906683
Thank you for Hosting
>>5906683
And thanks for playing!
>>5906689
thanks for hosting
>>5906689
Congrats, god~. And thanks for having us, lady.
>>5906673
You're a big scaredy cat.
>>5906673
I think you just killed awawawa
>leaves this here.
>>5906709
I honestly like the design
>>5906709
NINTENDO WINS
I
N
T
E
N
D
O
>>5906709
>That tiny D-pad is adorable
>>5906701
I don't care!
>>5906698
Am not, am not! Just tell me what to do!
>>5906709
Oh boy I can't wait to lose those freaking controllers everywhere
>>5906726
>Implying you'll go out the house
We both know that isn't happening you fat piece of lard
>>5906689
Thanks for hosting.
>>5906701
No, there's this person that mimics me every now and then. Check my new UID.
>>5906726
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>5906746
>>5906766
cute girl detected
ngw?
>>5906720
Fight me.
>>5906787
You'd lose.
>>5906776
your radar must be off
>>5906803
It's gone...
why am i awake this early
>>5906796
Your move sweet heart.
>>5906720
>Tiny D-Pad
>That's a plus button dearie, notice how the other side has a minus.
>>5906748
>I'm so fucking glad we have an actual normal controller this time too.
DDD should d-d-die
>>5906806
cute?
>>5906820
Yeah... is it you?
>pets
>>5906818
>>5906820
>>5906828
no you couldnt handle my true form
>>5906813
>I'm excited for whatever this is going to be.
>>5906842
Is it a... nigger?
>>5906813
>Oh, fuck, yeah. It just looked like one to me, is all.
>>5906812
You don't know much about vampires, huh?
>Before a person could even blink, she's moved not even an inch from Baki's face, grinning sinisterly
>>5906847
racist
>>5906845
>Same. I know it's a hybrid, but I really hope it's a true combination of the platforms, so we can have Pokemon and Kirby on the big screens and on mobile at the same time.
>If not then whatever, I'll take Skyrim on the go too.
>>5906860
Then... is it a girl?
>>5906854
You must not know a lot about me either; reaction time's my specialty. Fair to say you riled me up a bit.
>Baki reciprocates a "sinister" grin of his own.
>>5906884
it's hard to tell
>>5906906
>Just as abruptly she flicks back
But could you react quick enough to beat someone who could go from one end of a village to another in the blink of an eye, hmmm? I think you might want the first move~.
if you could remove three people from /hg/ who would it be?
>>5906928
Me, myself and I
>>5906928
Yukine
Ocelot
Baron
>>5906928
Can I say everyone?
>>5906942
i'm not from this world... but I can give you a hint
>>5906928
Adachi, maybe Adachi and probably...Adachi.
>>5906950
Monster??
>>5906939
Hoshi, Junko, and Me
>>5906953
>smacks you into another dimension
>>5906956
I'm the greatest fish catcher of all tiiiime
>>5906967
AYYY!!
>>5906953
i wanna cut off her boobs and use them as hamburger buns
>>5906928
Any three furry avas.
>>5906961
I'm still waiting for a third entity to step up and challenge Junko and Hoshi and plunge HG into chaos in the resulting ascension war.
>>5906928
Anon.
x3.
>>5906976
Ayy
>>5906926
You're talkin' to a guy who sprinted across Tokyo under a minute. I can punch under half a second too; nah I ain't wasting my time with a short cake like you. Unless you're really, really willing to show me.
>>5906993
>>5906976
>>5906928
KK, Kamina, LF
>>5906997
kek
>>5906993
>pets the Young Mouthbottom
>>5906984
>>5906984
That sounds like a proposition only befitting of The Crimson Demon!
I accept!
Megu has a nice butt
>>5907084
Thanks
>>5906953
Yeah? And I want to make sweet and passionate love to you while telling you national secrets.
>>5907096
Talon
>>5907101
SHILLARY2K16
>>5907096
Kurumi
>>5907096
Rover
>>5907096
MK Ninjas
>>5907096
Reigen Arataka
>>5907096
Sanae Dekomori
>>5907096
Homulilly
>>5907096
Eggman-kun
>>5907096
Jazz Jackrabbit
>>5907096
Lord Beerus
>>5907096
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>5907096
Baki
>>5907096
Adachi
>>5907096
Walpurgisnacht
>>5907096
Madoka
>>5907096
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>5907084
Literally who?
>>5907096
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5907096
Boku
>>5907096
Sayaka
>>5907124
cunt
>>5907096
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>5907096
Aikawa
First Unlimited
>>5907096
Otori Mio
>>5907096
Kyoko
>>5907096
Ghost
>>5907153
You fool!
>>5907096
Niko Niiyama
>>5907159
Bane of Hoshi
>>5907096
Suzuka Dairenji
In the spirit of lacking better options, here's game 250.
>>5907164
Is it really you bbe?
>>5907189
>Megumin
Well she does look like a cockroach.
ohm my ufkign god ydid you just bait ishs in to entering a game i swear to fuckign god irt wasill fuckign kill you for being uskcing a fucking ccunt ass niggere you FUckigne piecce of shit how do you libe with yourself being such a massaibe fagogot the worldk mayo nev vere knwoe but wht i do knwo is youre a fucking joke kill yourslef
>>5907195
That's the Russian Kyoko.
>>5907189
>Gokicha
>>5907201
Are you fucking kidding me
I have to re simulate now
>>5907195
>File: Кёкo.png
No. It's Russian QB.
>>5907189
>not using the baited roster
>>5907189
Why am I in this? I thought the game I won wasn't official?
>>5907231
ow.. too bad..
>>5907235
>Re simulate.
Mokou x Rigging 2016 confirmed.
>>5907231
Shut up, whore.
>>5907235
who won? kek
>>5907258
I-I'm sorry...
>>5907271
stop being sorry
>>5907271
What's so hard to understand about shutting the hell up?
>>5907189
Emiya. Not Emira.
>>5907258
Hey! HEY!!! Shut the fuck up or my b4 will punish you!
>>5907262
>It doesn't matter, but Junpei won. I'm re-entering everything since I already had the game done before I closed out.
Daily reminder how much I despise each and every one of you. +1
>>5907284
>kissu
>>5907317
That's okay Anon, I'll always be your friend!
illya where are you
>>5907251
You also won this
>>5907317
>Jude
>>5907317
Perfect! Now you just have to pour those feelings into a Survival Game round, and that way your hatred towards us will surely grant you victory!
>>5907326
Who?
>>5907279
But why? I don't want to get in any trouble so it's just easier to do what he says...
>>5907302
Th-Thanks, Mami!
>>5907349
Anon.
Stop being a crimson pain in the ass
>>5907339
Oh! I forgot I won a second one! Thanks!
>>5907317
If you would spend one minute on perfecting your art, sport or trade for every minute you spend hating a community, you could very well reach for the stars!
>>5907358
Oh.
Okay.
>>5907231
what
https://youtu.be/TrgxHDoe8gA
The good news is that this one's shorter.
>>5907392
>pats head
>>5907400
Here we go.
>>5907394
>>5907400
>>5907408
I swear, if I get eliminated before the second day....
>
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!!
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
>>5907408
>>5907444
F
>>5907444
Huh, you again? It's been a hell of a while.
Can we let HG die now? I mean for real.
>>5907457
Who survives the first night?
>>5907478
>>5907465
>huggu
>>5907408
Eh? I thought it was because I won.
>>5907418
Do you need to break the door every other time. Those don't get fixed you know.
>>5907444
It doesn't need to be long considering we both won. Just win again.
>>5907492
>Shrieku
>>5907491
>in a softer tone
No.
>>5907482
>writes
"The dumb demon couldn't hit a tree. Only good at explosions."
>>5907510
>>5907499
"i'm going to break the door every time i want"
>>5907509
>shrieku
>>5907482
>cums on poster below
>>5907542
>>5907529
Why am I not surprised? You are just an annoying kid.
>>5907536
Look at that. Mau~
>>5907529
Hm? What are you doing here? I thought I left you with a Town to take care of.
>>5907401
Is there a reason you're doing all of this?
>>5907536
Once the intelligent people are out of the way, it'll be much easier to break apart the weaker links.
>>5907536
Do I want to know?
>>5907560
No.
>>5907545
>ruffles your hair
Good girl.
>>5907548
"Just call me "Villager".
>>5907357
Don't be sorry, or else...
>>5907573
I'll keep watch you guys, get some rest
>>5907573
The Dark God chooses the genocide route
>>5907572
Yeah yeah, I already know what they call you. It is not like I leave here.
>>5907573
Perfecto. Al dente. Another word for good. Keep it up, dude.
>>5907594
F
>>5907559
"Welp. i'm going to be honest. i left the town because it was pretty boring. i did everything there. so i came here."
>>5907594
So that's why Yuka-tan kept missing. Huh. Using a bow is harder than I thought
>>5907581
Or else what?
>>5907567
You're not being compelled by anybody or anything to touch an old man like this?
>>5907594
Eh hehehehe. My Halloween costume will be perfect. Just need a mask...
>>5907594
Oh, I hate using this stuff....
>>5907614
>touches you sensually
>>5907596
"And what is your name?"
>>5907629
Good job, Kaito.
>gulping, she begins writing
"It seems Beerus wants me dead. I should write my will."
>>5907629
>>5907608
You shouldn't abandon your Town all willy nilly like that, something awful could happen.
>>5907664
You son of a bitch...
>>5907638
>she offers him her hand
Mizore. Not so professional stalker.
>>5907664
I don't mind. It makes a good hiding spot.
>>5907677
"like what?. everyone is already dead"
>>5907631
>Blankly stares at
>>5907664
Finding arrows in the wilderness sounds feasible. Bullets, not so much.
>>5907714
Can you stop!?
>>5907710
I dont remember that you could murder NPCs in Animal Crossing.
>>5907613
I don't know... I will have to try and cheer you up?
>>5907714
Crossbows suck. Where is a gun when I need it?
>>5907699
>shakes the girl hand
>you already know but. i'm "villager". professional murder
>>5907751
F
>>5907750
"Wait. i didn't mean to use the greentext there"
>>5907751
So that's why she was trying to turn me into a pincushion
>>5907664
Urgh...what the hell?
>>5907751
Too much effort. Too damn much.
>>5907710
How cute, you think you're the first one to try that. That's okay though! They'll be waiting for you to go back like a good kid.
>>5907775
Speaking of good kids, hey there Rika!
>>5907760
>>5907737
"Don't be silly. i erased my save file"
>>5907750
Uh huh. Kinda a stupid job if you ask me.
>>5907751
I shouldn't have missed. Seriously, when is that gun gonna get here?
>>5907787
"i erased my save file. they can't come back"
>>5907788
>the girl violently gets up to see herself in a tree
Jeez. What a stupid dream.
>>5907788
>>5907787
....
GO away.
>>5907801
"Kill people is one of the best jobs in the world"
>>5907788
Hahahaha
>>5907614
It's my decision.
>>5907827
Geeze Rika that's pretty
cold
don'tcha think?
>>5907820
You didn't do a very good job then!
>>5907793
>>5907820
Red, Is it possible for you to not be an edgelord, for like, five minutes
>>5907840
"Beerus definitely wants me dead. I have to see how well ice works on cats."
Thanks dude.
>>5907837
Yeah, not convinced. I rather not go to jail over something as stupid as a job.
>>5907862
....
>She shivers, and walks right up to her tank and drops in without a word.
>>5907883
You wanna bet?
Fuck, I forgot ho to set fires
>>5907879
Lord have mercy, those thighs!