HG Thread
Pedal to the metal guys
>>5903165 (Rammy)
Like I said - it can be celebrated if you find the positive things within it. Besides, everyone celebrates failure, believe it or not! They always celebrate the Fourth of July!
...In all seriousness, I can always have a smile on my face no matter what happens. Never expect me to be sad or anything like that, starting from now.
>>5903201 (Garma)
Ivan would probably just laugh it off before threatening to break my jaw. Knowing him, I'd say I just annoyed him instead of actually scaring him! I can always improve, believe it or not! This was a test run! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
I want to rub Hanekawa's feet
>>5903256
i will give you ONE foot
>>5903265
>ONE foot
FUCKING MADMAN
>>5903248
>>5903265
It's both or no deal
>>5903201
I see. Not really. What is the media?
>>5903211
While drunk. That does not sound like me at all.
>>5903218
You failed your purpose.
>>5903252
That sounds like the start of a failed promise. One that you already told me.
>>5903281
No deal
>>5903274
IM BREAKING ALL THE RULES
>>5903278
what do you want now
>>5903265
>cuts it off
>>5903291
stupid cat
>>5903278
>>5903292
yikes
>>5903296
what'd I do now?
>>5903201
You saying I'm scary and not handsome?
>
>>5903287
Haha, I said sometimes, she's violent without it.
>>5903291
You to stop "marking" that bed.
>>5903300
What?
>>5903313
no
>>5903307
SCREEEEEEEEE
>eats the other foot
>>5903287
I bet I was just weak-willed back then - I've toughened up, and even if I'm still scared of a lot of things, I don't think I can be sad! Or, at least, show it to others.
...I... I failed a promise? What was it?
>>5903313
I can't shut my mouth all the way yet. I ain't tryin to look weird or nothin
>>5903320
>gnaws head off
>uses Araragi's saliva in a jar to heal wounds
IT'S 2016
>>5903319
Stupid cat, I don't want to change the sheets...
>>5903336
... I don't get it, what are you trying to say?
>>5903346
IN 2 MONTHS ITS 2017
>>5903370
IN ETHIOPIA, IT'S 2008-2009
>>5903252
Please refrain from further test runs in my presence thank you...
>>5903287
You know, television,movies, and music? What kind of silly question was that?
>>5903312
Hey, take it however you want to take it, it's just a suggestion. Though you did come off as insecure.
>>5903370
>1997 is 40 years ago
>>5903341
SCREEEEEEEEE
>Hane has alerted the horde
>Army of rabbits eat you
>>5903366
I'm sayin if it seem like I'm givin you a weird look, I ain't tryin to. Had an allergic reaction earlier today.
>>5903312
Does she have any good reason for it or is she just unstable?
>>5903325
The whole Rika thing started because you could not grow up. It gives me enough reason to not trust you with this.
>>5903384
*she stares blankly at him*
I am aware of only the latter.
>>5903319
unf
>>5903401
>it was a hologram
>you like this
>you activated raid boss hane mode
>all of the rabbits die instantly
hehe xd ez
>>5903366
merow
>>5903406
Shouldn't you go to a doctor to get that checked? Or are you expectimg me to do something about it?
>>5903341
How the hell did you get you claws on a jar of that?
>>5903429
I'm going to charge your master for them...
>>5903384
I-I was joking! I know I'm made to look good.
>>5903409
Ah well.. Since we pretty much raised our family, her and I, I believe Crypton made her the firm hand and I the gentle one, if that makes any sense.
>>5903445
you drool in your sleep
and you want to charge yourself?
weird, work hard then!
>>5903384
Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so good at being dramatic about a lot of things! You'd be surprised at the things I can do when I want to! Even if people say I'm annoying, I make up for it by being dramatic!
>>5903409
Ah, yes, that situation. No point in arguing with you if it happened anyway, and we seem to be moving along slowly - let's just not get into that now.
...
I think I won't feel sad from now on. I mean, I will, but I'm sure as hell not gonna come here when I'm like that. I'm not asking you to trust me, just... I don't think I'll be like that anymore.
>>5903409
Oh boy, you have a lot to learn. I don't know how you made it this far but hey, maybe you could ask around and learn a bit.
>>5903446
Then why did you question it a minute ago?
>>5903461
There is a thing called being overly dramatic.
>>5903445
I did. Swellin has gone down a lot, jus not all the way. Missed the game tonight cause of it too.
>>5903484
But it's HALLOWEEN, Garma! You can't blame me for being in the spirit! Not only am I feeling good because of the Autumn Games, I'm totally invigorated because I'm gonna help two people with their birthdays! Can you blame me for being like this?
>>5903454
I'm not your master, I mean your normal self... Forget it, just stop going into my room without my permission... Specially if I'm sleeping.
>>5903489
And you will miss the next one unless you have some rest... So go do that, for your own good.
>>5903515
I need my mouth to close first....wait...there we go.
Night my brotha.
>>5903484
I wanted to try intimidating you before I do the thing on Halloween!
>>5903539
Night to you sir. May Avalon bless you with sweet dreams, and relieved pain.
>>5903190
"I'm Merry. Merry Nightmare."
>Merry introduced herself right back, but didn't take the woman's offer to get up. Instead, she rolled over on the ground, looking like she was getting ready to take a nap.
"One of my scheduled naps is coming, um, Empress? Yeah, Empress. I need to keep an eye on a few demons, anyway. I'll see you around! And you're pretty strong for a human, so you /are/ something special!"
>Merry proceeded to promptly snore away after her words of encouragement.
{I'm sorry I had to cut short, writer's block is being a dick to me--}
>>5903446
I suppose. It is similar to how Mother made El and I.
>>5903461
Do not make me prepare for disappointment, America.
>>5903484
I will ask another time. I must go. I will show you the costume next time I'm here.
This place has succeeded in making me tired. Goodbye for now and good night to those still awake.
>>5903539
Alright, have a good night, and be more careful next time.
I'm too tired to go on, sorry.
Goodnight to all of you.
How do I join?
>>5903577
>>5903587
Good night
>>5903515
no?
>>5903591
Fuck off.
>>5903577
I suppose creators think alike..? But goodnight Ram, have a good rest.
>>5903587
Goodnight, have pleasant dreams.
>>5903604
your rp is paul tier
>>5903577
...Oh, man, who am I kidding? Sooner or later, I'll mess up once more, and then another fiasco will happen again. History repeats itself, and guess what I represent? Prepare for whatever you want, but the hero... No, I will try my best to make sure nothing like this happens again, even if you and I both know that it's an empty promise. Good night, Ramlethal. Have a good rest.
>>5903587
Good night, Vice Admiral Garma! Have a good rest!
>>5903591
It depends what you mean by "join", Anon. The hero may be a bit clueless on some things, but he'll be happy to help you out on this!
>>5903571
Merry Nightmare... well Merry, it's a pleasure to meet yo-
Or... she's already asleep. Hmmmmm... I best give her something then.
>She takes off her bright purplish cape, and lays it on Merry.
Night... may Avalon bless you with sweet dreams.
(It's fine. I saw that you were struggling a bit. But hey, that was pretty fun mate!)
>>5903577
>>5903587
Bless the your souls. And may you all have good dreams.
>>5903604
Absolutelly not to the room part, I'm willing to change my mind on the master thing, but don't count on it.
>>5903591
Ahem. You may join by picking a character to avatar as and join a game when it is time to pick tributes. In other words, you're going to have to wait a while for that one. If you are yet another retard anon kindly leave
>>5903640
>Or
Meant to be an Oh. God damn it me.
>>5903654
>pets
take it easy, m8
no one holds it against you
>>5903669
I do
>>5903635
>caring how i rp
my rp does not affect you anon
go bark up a different tree
>>5903642
um. so stay in your room. got it!
>>5903673
what the fuck, man
he's a good boy
he dindu nuffin
>>5903591
Pick a character you like, any will do, and get a few images of them. Then, wait for either a thread that says "Entry" or "First (insert number, either 24,36,48), or you can say hi by role-playing as whoever you pick, and going from there. Just like any RP site, but with a twist since there's a whole entering thing for the main events. Need more info on the event/game threads?
>>5903669
>I'm just going to play my obscure JRPG now... that isn't SaGa
>>5903674
You better, because if I catch you in there again I'll tell Shinobu to bite you until you learn to stay out of it.
>>5903700
so stay in your room. never leave. i gotcha.
>>5903709
... Fine, do whatever you want, but don't cry of something bad happens to you later.
>>5903725
that's my secret cap, i'm always crying
>>5903709
>gropes
>>5903738
you like groping flat chested little girls pervy anon?
>>5903741
Yes!
>>5903732
Good, that's why you're here, to suffer and cry, so keep on doing a great job.
>>5903750
gross
>>5903753
make that anon stop
>>5903750
grope me instead anon, you won't get hand warts
>>5903757
How? Nothing I say is going to make him stop... You're at his mercy.
>>5903786
>>5903784
>>5903795
>Continues to cuck Araragi by slapping your chest around.
Don't act like you don't like it, bitch.
>>5903795
O-Okay, ho-hold on, I'll try...
>>5903784
Umm, could you stop groping my friend?
OH FUCK THERE'S A SNIP--
>>5903813
I would prefer not to.
>Resumes gropes.
>dies from the sniper
>>5903818
That's a friendly sniper, anon! They posted for you! If on--
>>5903829
You really should, before she start's scuking yo-
>>5903818
>fucking dies
>>5903818
>>5903835
>>5903838
>>5903854
What no one knows is that I was the sniper the whole time! Once again, the hero has fooled everyone with his abili--
Battlefield 1 or Fallout 4?
>>5903874
Nuclear Throne
>>5903874
neither
>>5903818
>>5903835
>>5903838
>>5903854
>>5903868
https://youtu.be/hbrqQgnlgOM
America the sniper? Ha, don't even make me lau-
>>5903874
Fallout 4 + DLC
The game has been out for awhile. It's probably cheaper compared to Battlefield.
>>5903910
You have a horrible voice fgt
>>5903921
Don't speak ill of the dead, fucknugget
>>5903916
It's on 50% sale right now. I haven't played it at all since. But I miss playing FPS like CoD and Battlefield
What are you guys even talking abou-
>
If there were really a sniper, how were you able to type those dashes at the e--
>>5903931
If it's on sale and that's the kind of game you're looking for then go for it!
what do you feel when you kill someone in the arena?
>>5903921
>
>>5903952
Immense pleasure.
>>5903952
A slight recoil.
>>5903952
Happy, but also kinda bad because I'd taken away a chance of them winning. In character, though, people like Tricky would just view it as a worthless kill due to their nature. Irl tho I feel a mix of satisfaction and nervousness.
>>5903952
Do you know the satisfying feel when you let out a huge log of shit? It's the exact same thing.
>>5903910
>If America was alive, he would be shouting at Kaito to not doubt his expertise when it comes to guns. Of course, as he's dead, he cannot do this.
>>5903952
A bit of guilt, then I shrug it off and move on unless it's one of my friends. It's an ARENA. C'mon, now.
>>5903981
Ouch my asshole?
>>5903962
>a slight recoil
Get a grownups gun plz
You guys BETTER hope you get sniped if Candlejack find out you said hi-
>>5903962
There's the sniper, it was a lot easier than I thought, it only took like five more people getting shot to find her.
>>5903978
Glad to see you have not changed.
>>5903996
If you say Canlejack you don't use a '-' you fucking newf
Which avafags do you like?
>>5904017
Me.
>t. Not me
>>5904017
All of them
Cept for Booker, and Morpheus
>>5904006
I don't understand!
>>5904017
Wish I could say everyone but there's like, 2 avafags I don't really like too much. But rounding them out, it's all. Then again, I think meh feelings could translate or round to likeable? I don't know.
>>5904036
>2 avafags
Who is the other one?
>Buy a model Cromwell
>"Does this thing need glue?"
>"Nah it all wedges in together"
>Get home and take it apart to build
>It needs a fuckton of glue
Fuck that guy
>>5903874
>Dindufield
I'm still seething
>>5904036
Who are the two?
>>5903952
The urge to smoke.
>>5904048
>He got the flat sherman
>Not the Comet
>Not the Churchill
>Not a superior german vehicle
baka desu senpai
>>5904041
I can't really call them a specific avafag, just someone here who makes me uncomfortable sometimes. They're just an anon who I assume has an ava here, due to the extensive things they have about me, considering what they've said to me before.
>>5904055
Paul and anon(s) who still have my lewds. Not on any sort of hatred level or anything, they just make me feel sad.
>>5904000
Hey, what are you trying to say? I had nothing to do with that.
>>5904078
Why were you dumb enough to share them again?
>did not save them
>>5904078
I was expecting Bolin.
>>5903952
Nothing because they're only gone for 30 minutes
>>5904078
>Paul has your lewds when he wasn't even there for it
What a fucking psycho.
>>5904082
No one else could pull something like that off, plus, the shooting stopped after you came out of the shadows, it all adds up.
>>5904078
You dislike people for saving images you gave them? You really are a girl.
>>5903952
Depends on who bit the dust
>>5904094
>>5904121
That's the thing. I just get reminded of how much I messed up by posting those a lot, and each time I'm reminded I feel horrible. Especially towards how it probably made or even still makes Booce feel. It's my own fault and I'm sure that if I hadn't done that, there'd only be one person I'd dislike here. Plus, there's a risk that I could get someone arrested, and I don't want anybody to have to turn into a horrible person because of me.
>>5904104
Nah, Bolin's just annoying sometimes, but he's okay
>>5904116
What, no, I dislike Paul for a completely different reason. I feel like a failure when I think of him.
>>5903910
I want to ride your face
>>5904067
>They didn't have a Comet, Churchill or even a Matilda
They didn't even have German tanks aswell.
Infact they only had a single Cromwell, a fuckton of IS-2's or some American shit.
I did pick up some ballen dice tho. The six is the German tank emblem and the dice is in panzer grey.
>>5904130
Paul is the biggest failure to ever grace all of /trash/. Don't even think about comparing yourself to him Tricky. You're not bad.
>>5904135
Uhh.. No thanks?
>>5904130
I've always wondered if you did that just to weird people out or if it was some kind of exhibitionism
>>5904130
Sorry for bringing it up. I'll go back to waiting for a new game now ._.
>>5904130
Everyone makes mistakes and you learned from it. Forget what you did and look forward. You still act more grown up like half the people in the community.
>>5904156
Let me ride your face
gently
>>5904144
Oh well in that case you made the right call, except for going to a different store maybe.
Gib pics of the dice tho, sounds rad.
>>5904118
Do you really think that low of me? Besides, I prefer not to shoot from long ranges, theres nothing engaging about it for me.
>>5904166
Please no.
>>5904168
Here you go senpai
>>5904155
I just wish I could help everyone, but at the very least, my interactions with him taught me another lesson.
>>5904157
Lots of reasons. Self conscious n stuff, people were right when they called me an attentionwhore, wanted to mess with my future self, impulse. I met very bad people before HG who taught be about very bad things.
>>5904158
It's okay! Didnt mean to mess anything up
Here, watch this video to feel happy again!
https://youtu.be/PvRwUdbIOgs
>>5904164
Mhm, I've learned my lesson by now. HG has taught my dumb head to be less dumb with a lot of lessons, even if the lessons were common sense. I'm glad to have joined HG in the end.
>>5904184
I dig it.
>>5904184
>Not machined
Shig
I want to kill LF, Shion, Junko, and myself.
>>5904204
please don't kill junko
>>5904204
I dindu nuffin
Give me a beat, HG.
>>5904189
Only cocaine can make me happy now...
>glad you learned something from being here.
>also, fuck those bad people.
>>5904204
>Hoshi
>>5904178
Low? That was an amazing job so I just assumed... But if that's not your style, then I get it, it wasn't you, but then, who was it?
Would you let a cute trap suck your dick?
>>5904192
Thanks bby
>>5904195
>Look up machined dice
>$40
Fuck that.
>>5904189
You can't help someone with a serious mental disorder. Some people are just plain bad.
>>5904224
What if I'm also a cute trap?
>>5904224
Not even for all the gold pieces in midland!
>>5904215
Agreed, they're the people in the world that I hate the most. Theyre the only people I'll ever hold grudges on.
>>5904204
Good luck finding me you hymie shit.
>>5904224
I dunno... How cute are we talking?
Are good night posts the hot, new thing, HG?
>>5904228
There's always hope for everyone. Crazy people are just people who haven't gotten the right kind of support yet, and that's the stuff Paul needs to have. Maybe therapy will help, maybe not. It's individual, but it doesn't hurt to put in input. Still, it's hard to not wanna try to fix everything.
>>5904221
I meant low as in just murdering for no reason, but I guess you wouldn't be wrong to think that either...
From what I can tell whoever did it isn't here anymore, which means it's no longer our problem.
>>5904224
Its not gay if I'm not sucking.
>>5904244
Enjoy your $5 of sheet metal that's been compressed and engraved then marked up by 800%
smegma
>>5904224
>yeh
>don't even have to see his dink
>>5904235
Good. Use that anger to fuel you. Not to get revenge, but to drive yourself to become someone better than them.
We believe in you! So believe in the us that believes in you!
>>5904269
YOU RANG?
>>5904273
>his dink
>>5904273
that's pretty gay
>>5904254
You are a good person.
>>5904231
gtb awawa
>>5904255
I see, I thought you would have a reason to do something like that, like, I don't know, following orders maybe?... But that isn't important anymore.
>>5904280
Yeah!!! You're right, anon! I won't let those dumb people ruin who I am, not at all! They don't even deserve any of my recognition, they're pigs who'll someday be strung up in the butcher shop of karma. Thank you!
>>5904290
So are you 'u'
>>5904282
>hangs up the phone
>it stops ringing
>>5904298
Any time.
.
>snorts coke off figurines
>>5904305
Oh, anon, do you know about nendoroids?
>>5904268
Metal? Still plastic m8, think casino dice
>>5904314
Nope, but I am all ears
>>5904296
...
Sorry, I can't think of anything to talk about.
>>5904334
Talk about finishing what you have begun. Make your promise, and make it good
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how do you get over shin splints?
>>5904345
>Hoshi jerkin off mid strangulation to bugs with dicks bigger than his
>>5904334
We can always talk about your sister, I wouldn't complain.
>>5904324
Okay, so they're these really really really cool figurines that are made as a product for anime n manga n Japanese brand stuff, but it's mainly only been anime. They're really really high quality, and they're super posable and look:
https://otakumode.com/shop/57d0d4fd966ecd2c599f5e6f/Nendoroid-Hatsune-Miku-Magical-Mirai-2016-Ver
Isn't this one beautiful?
>>5904351
And you don't?
>>5904344
What?
>>5904352
My sister? Um, well... She's really pretty, isn't she? She's also smart, a-and popular... It's hard to think she's related to such a boring and ugly person like me isn't it? I'm lucky to have such a sister...
Do you have any siblings?
>>5904321
I've actually never used casino dice, whenever I go to a casino it's either roulette or cards I play.
>>5904384
>ugly person like you
>literally her twin
>>5904398
Flat sides, edges sharp as fuck. Backgammon dice are different, but pretty close
>>5904355
>checked
... My wallet hates you now. Bad enough I want a fumo that costs 160.00...
>>5904405
You're aware twins and identical twins are different things right?
>>5904421
>bringing intelligence to 4chan
Oh, you!
>gives you the succ
>>5904412
Ahh, I think I owned a set of those years ago then. Or atleast something like it.
>>5904431
>Implying I'm intelligent
I'm just a meme spouting retard, ask anyone and they'll confirm it.
>>5904454
Yeah, you want something at least close in quality if you're going to do anything that matters to you with dice. Damn good reason casinos have em machined instead of injection molded
>>5904454
I already know that. :^)
>sneak. Sneak.
Sure got quiet once the dice talk was rolled out...
>>5904463
Yeah but I'm not planning on using my dice for any important reason, it's just the symbol for six and the fact they're panzer grey.
>>5904470
Y-You're not suppose to agree... You're suppose to comfort me or something...
>>5904488
I'll hit you.
>>5904484
>Stare.
Average american salary is 50,000
McDonald's salary is 19,000
Average American yearly expenditure is 49,000
You dorks gonna play civ 6?
>>5904505
That's probably because McDonald's isn't a average job. It's something you do when you're fifteen.
>>5904514
No.
>>5904502
>stares back
>>5904495
Can't hit what you can't catch!
>>5904523
Oh ye, you'd rather get your ass kicked in CoH2
I bet you don't even play OKW
>>5904514
Pirating that shit, yes.
>>5904514
I preordered it but an anon here talked me out of it.
>>5904514
nice rp yuno
>>5904537
Never ever preorder, son.
>>5904530
>Catches
>Hits
>>5904533
I don't, I play Brits/US forces
>>5904530
Nice eyes.
>>5904554
I think it was you.
>>5904550
Don't bully my Yuno, kid
>>5904537
>>5904554
Basically this, unless you're like Ultron and have money to blow. Plus the pre-order for civ6 is kind of shit, it's just access to a faction everyone else will get for free 90 days later
>>5904557
Brits are alright, I like the bofors and land mattresses, US are a bitch to play imo tho.
>>5904563
No, but that other anon has it right.
Never trust a game to be good before it's even out.
>>5904550
Not yuno, tard
>>5904557
>mopes in corner while rubbing where you hit
Jerk...
>>5904568
US are a pain to play until you get use to them.
Then they play fairly well imo.
>>5904581
>headpats
>>5904604
>gets annoyed and bites your hand
>>5904613
G-Guts?
>>5904613
ow
>pats her again
>>5904621
>slowly unbuttons her shirt.
Who?
>>5904638
>another Youmu avatar
Why, you're the 4th one
>>5904638
O-Oh
>>5904633
>I slowly lean in and kiss where I bit you.
That better, anon?
>I continue to lean in further, stopping right by your ear
>as you feel my breath upon you I begin to whisper
I'm gonna lewd all the 2hus
>>5904670
>She whispers "I have a dick"
>>5904673
Fuck off Mokou and Kaguya are mine
>>5904673
Especially Cirno I hope?
>>5904673
>Don't
>>5904670
>whispers
My love for you is like a truck, berserker.
Do you want to making fuck, berserker.
Berserker!
>>5904673
>>5904688
MADMAN
>>5904677
>>5904678
All.
The.
2hus.
>>5904681
>Does it
God I want to fuck Junko
>>5904709
Why do you hate me
>>5904701
And you just spoke to one. Good job.
When Izaya is around I feel so safe...
>>5904715
hey thanks. glad you got off the boat.
>>5904709
>dodges
>>5904716
If anyone threatens you with a gun, Izaya will take the bullet. Just because he wants to die.
>>5904718
I did?
>needs to catch up on Berserk. Been busy with work
>>5904726
>
>>5904726
yup, you're free at last. Kinda. Sorta. Not really.
>>5904693
You're not my real dad
>Pulls another dick out
>>5904710
Same...
>>5904713
Because I hate everyone.
>>5904716
You shouldn't, God knows I can't help you.
>>5904719
>Launches his anti dodge lewding
>>5904746
Oh.
Okay
I can't sleep. Is it ok to blame you for this?
>>5904755
I mean, it's better than /not/ blaming us.
>>5904753
... I'd try to finish that beer desu.
>>5904755
Blaming others is what the weak do.
>>5904763
The weak should fear the strong.
>>5904761
Fear me.
>>5904742
Bout time!
>>5904746
Blocks you, allowing Youmu to escape
>>5904770
What are you gonna do, cut down the tree I like?
>>5904753
>waits for the day Zun sells his own beer
>bonus points if it is tuhu themed
>>5904763
i know you would
>>5904780
but he does brew his own with his wife
not touhou themed though
>>5904773
>When you narrate what you doin right this second
>>5904776
I'll have the city on your ass about the fire codes. Swear on me grandma's hip
>>5904770
I fear nothing... Expect not getting attention.
>>5904773
O-Oh... I didn't predict this would happen...
>>5904776
If he doesn't, I will!
>>5904786
What are /they/ going to do? Rezone my cave?
>>5904790
But it's a really nice tree. It didn't do anything to anybody.
>>5904780
>>5904785
Actually I was kinda wrong
It's ZUN wearing Remilia's hat
>>5904786
>forgot the >, bite me
> >5904787
>>5904792
Cave? What happened to the new house
>>5904807
What new house?
>>5904804
>Bites you
>>5904810
The one you and Sunset moved into a few months back.
>>5904820
She and I are no longer together, and that's all I'll say on the subject.
>>5904801
Import it! NOW, GOD DAMN IT! NOW!
>>5904797
I'm not fallin for that! Last time I trusted a tree it killed me and every other arena goer!
>>5904822
>Pats back but remains silent
>Wig
>>5904827
But this one just gives relaxing shade!
>>5904828
Thanks, I appreciate it. But I'm fine, really. Wounds are well on their way to healing over.
>>5904827
Do you really think he wouldn't keep all the beer to hinself?
>>5904814
You done?
>>5904827
I kinda miss those games. As well as the perfect timing of events mid rp
>>5904831
Then I mourn for the loss of something greater than a single lost relationship. Perhaps an idea, perhaps an age of youthful exuberance long since past.
At least you're handling it well. An angry dragon wouldn't be exactly the healthiest creature to be around.
>>5904835
>Still gnawing
Oo I ook on?
>>5904844
I've had a couple weeks to get over myself. Mopey dragon was no fun.
>>5904807
O-Oh...
>>5904837
>the amount of times Vader cursed Youmu
...
I want ______ to host.
>>5904850
Now that we've established the hierarchy, I can address you directly again, but only as a courtesy.
>>5904849
Though I imagine you made for a fine space heater.
>>5904844
>punches your face with my fake arm
>>5904863
Izaya
>>5904865
Best in the business.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w50zQ67D6wY
>>5904866
Gah, my only weakness, getting hit in the face extremely hard! How did you know!?
>>5904870
I'm just now realizing the conundrum of a cold blooded animal emitting heat, but no matter. My dreams will have to resolve it. I'm off to try again.
>>5904878
>>5904879
I'm not cold-blooded. Quite the opposite. My blood burns hotter than most. Dragons are weird like that.
Sleep tight.
>>5904878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOODNIGHT
>>5904878
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>5904865
T-thank you...
>>5904867
Not gonna happen.
>>5904882
scary mio
>>5904904
Me? Scary? Impossible.
>>5904894
;-;
>>5904917
>>5904913
>>5904913
You looked really intense for a second, but maybe I was just seeing things.
>>5904918
Alive?
>>5904932
Not technically.
>>5904943
>Intense hug
Don't scare me like that when I'm supposed to be asleep. Or ever. Night.
i-in my clit
>>5905010
fill me with baby juices....
>>5905010
>Cricket Noises
>>5904923
But we're girls.
>>5904927
Trust me, even if I were trying to be scary people don't actually take me seriously enough.
>>5905091
>Shoves off couch
>Kicks
>Runs
>>5905136
That sounds tough. I'd take you seriously if you asked me to.
>>5905151
>Plans to hunt down.... After this show
>>5905091
>kiss
I want to fucking die.
>>5905091
Yeah, I know. Some of us only just got up. Again.
>>5905229
>Aussa waking out at a normal time
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>5905234
Don't worry, I'll fix it
>>5905229
>Nudges back under the weird table thing
It's a good day to sleep in. Catch a few extra Zs kiddo.
>>5905241
>Bullies
>>5905241
>kissu
>>5905241
>She gives a shout at the touch. More of a shriek, actually.
Dammit, I've slept like half the day anyways.
>>5905234
>It's not even 6 AM, I think it's even more tanked than normal.
>>5905241
No!! Keep waking up at a normal time!
>>5905241
I love you.
>>5905261
>Loving a slut
>>5905247
>>5905250
>>5905261
I honestly don't know which one of you dipshits I want to punch more...
>>5905256
W-What the hell are you yelling for?! I'm not hurting you, it's just a little push! You're probably shaken up from not getting enough sleep, oughta should get on that.
>>5905265
>I'm not hurting you, it's just a little push
>>5905267
get out ramcuck
>>5905269
Leave me alone, fuckface.
>>5905259
That's the plan. Maybe.
>>5905265
I DON'T LIKE BEING TOUCHED. Okay??
>>5905276
Oh yeah~? So if I just so happened to...
>pic related
>>5905265
just kissu me and i leave you alone
>>5905276
You better!! Or.... or..... or I'll burn this Gunpla! I'll do it!
>>5905283
>More screaming ensues. And flailing.
>For someone as short as her, she can manage one hell of a volume.
>>5905286
Since when the hell do you care!?
>All the "girls" are awake! It's time to disguise.
McMorning HG!
>>5905283
>Stomps in stomach
Leave Tank-Chan alone!
>>5905283
>takes gem
>throws it far away
stop bullying my waifu
>>5905284
I'll help you kiss the pavement if you don't cut it out.
>>5905291
Oooh man, you're pretty damn easy to mess with... I think we'll get along just fine.
>>5905297
Now, you look pretty familiar... Aren't you the burger king? Wait no, you'd be the Dairy Queen. Got any free samples?
>>5905302
>>5905299
Geez, she can handle a little teasing guys. She's a big girl.
>>5905305
>She worms away a short distance. Or flies, rather.
Touch me again, and I will DISINTEGRATE you!
>>5905297
I dunno what's worse, the normal mascot, or this.
>>5905305
Free samples!? You can kiss my a-- I mean no, I'm neither. I'm just a regular girl you see, doing regular girl things! Don't mind me.
>>5905314
That "mascot" just so happens to be a totally great guy, bucko.
>>5905291
Always!!! You better keep the sleep schedule. Um warning you! This plastic isn't going to hold!
>>5905305
For you.
>>5905323
Oh please, a "normal girl" wouldn't be caught dead in that getup. Unless you come from some backwards dump where dressing like a strawberry rodeo clown is cool~.
>>5905314
Aw come on girly, I was just testing your limits is all. Don't be starting the death threats already, not before breakfast at least.
>>5905317
Hands off, last warning.
>>5905341
>smooch
Ayase a best-e
>>5905323
Well, that's awful defensive. You know, his outfit works because it's supposed to be bright and clown-y. It gets uncomfortable to look at when there's as much yellow in it as that dress.
>>5905336
Every other time you met you've done nothing but antagonize and insult me!
>>5905341
I don't eat often. And I'm serious, dammit. How would you like it if someone with no sense of personal space went and did that? If it's not someone I know and probably love, it's a blind goddamn panic, after all!
>She drops to the ground, and harrumphs childishly.
>>5905345
>Set fire to your tank.
>>5905341
>smooch
I want to violently rape Muffet.
>>5905350
>It's a tank and as such not particularly susceptible to being set on fire.
You're gonna ruin the paint, asshole!
>>5905363
>tanks
>not susceptible to fire
Theyre rolling deathtraps even now
>>5905342
>>5905351
>Chokeslams chokeslammingly
>>5905345
People do it to me all the time, heck they're doing it right now. I'm not screaming like a little girl about it though am I~?
Either way, you really should eat something. I'm not much for freebies, but I'm guessing you've never had Pocky before have ya?
>>5905363
>Tanks burned all the time silly, shoot the engine and the whole crew burns to death.
>>5905341
I'm invited to a Halloween party. I just so happened to be here for a moment. My orifices are wet as soggy Big Mac bun, just like every other girl here.
>>5905345
There's as much yellow as your piss stained shirt , Shirley. Ronald McDonald is the best!
>>5905378
W-What was that last part?
>>5905372
>>5905371
>Yeah, but just the metal would be a bit much, at least if it's just some weirdo with a torch, but what do I know, I'm not an actual tank engineer. I can just wave it off with the fact that it's weird and part magic.
>>5905378
I don't have ANY yellow on it, jackass. But fine, wahtever, say what you want.
>>5905372
Well, lucky you, you don't have haphephobia!
And sure I have, why wouldn't I?
>>5905387
Uh...you heard me loud and clear. I'm regular.
>>5905393
S-Sure, I think you have the wrong address though, maybe try next door for that...
>>5905389
>Oh well yeah in that case the crew is safe as long as they keep the hatches closed. It'd get a bit warm though
Pfft, shoulda said you haven't loser, I might have given you a couple pieces before I headed off. Too bad~
I'll come bug you later, I'm gonna get some well deserved rest.
>>5905409
Next door for what, kiddo!?
>>5905409
>Then even better when the only member of the crew isn't even in the thing.
Oh, yeah, big deal. Good riddance, jackass. I'll probably be here.
>unsheathes staff
>burns all to a crisp
>pshh nothing personal kiddos
>>5905428
I have see reason for anything to be personal between us.
>>5905438
>I see*
>>5905428
kys baron
>>5905428
Baron, don't try to be funny.
>>5905428
Wow. You really are the stupidest of your sisters.
>>5905448
>I wasnt
>>5905452
Im not!
>>5905459
Because random hostility that doesn't even accomplish anything is smart. And if not, who is then, huh?
>>5905459
>Bites neck
>Paralizes you
>Leaves you to die by the drowners.
Nothing personal.
>Heats up the thread
>>5905486
>>5905486
Atsui...
>>5905493
>grabs tits
>moves them up and down
>>5905496
Why are you grabbing yourself, anon?
>sets the forest on fire
>>5905524
>puts out the fire
>>5905529
>>5905524
>>5905486
Can't anyone just get cozy with fall's cooler weather?
>>5905468
Why would I say something like that, that's me-
>>5905476
>is paralyzed
>dies slowly
>doesnt like this
>>5905486
>hiita lies by heater.
>>5905550
>Insert reluctant healing magic here
See, this is what I'm talking about.